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# Anyone else hear that scraping sound...?


Dan's Dare Online... dear, God No!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# That's what sh -
Ah, never mind.

Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# no, fair point...
ninja-ed to what it was suppossed to say before I got distracted by a mars bar
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Was it wearing a very bright jumper?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# A football shirt more like
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ...
just what are you implying/inferring/insinuating?*

*delete as applicable
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Yes indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# No
a sexy black wrapper...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm..... chocolate bars......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
i love how you've set them up on your site!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# ta
just some code I nicked...

I've been told that's what the pros do... they just rape code from other sites.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Code rape is all of teh sexeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# ha ha ha ha - Dan's such a prick
I love him!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
"What a pickle."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hoorah!
and bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Keep up the excellent work, sir.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I'm running out of strips now...
I'm gonna have to buy some off eBay or soemthing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Do it.
You've already been FP'd in record time so it'll be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# FUCK ME!
how did that happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# good work

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# by god that's great
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
I prefer the fisting one but that's just personal choice. Also +be in frame one.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
class.

keep them coming.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# By Golly,
that's magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 23:18, archived)
# yo mama!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Of course
the remarkable thing about Dan Dare, is that the strip was originally going to be about a vicar. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Fri 28 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# OH NOES

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# lovely...
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# That Jeremy Kyle is just getting out of hand now.........

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# nope,
still wouldn't watch the cock-smoker.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Arf!
I hope someone firebombs him.


Bit of a threadjack: Can any of you geniuses tell me the easiest/cheapest way to set up a .co.uk domain for a few months then not have to pay for it for the whole 2 years or whatever?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# oh yes!
all you need is:
1 small cardboard box
roll of tape
glitter
glue
and some manatee whiskers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Cool
But I have to do it right away and I can't wait for the manatee whiskers to get posted from ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# oh,
some nun pubes are a good alternative...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Well...
They're an alternative, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hello.
They only get sold in yearly chunks. Of course, you could always borrow one for a while.

edit: they're dirt cheap though. You might as well get one for a year. I recommend ukreg.com
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I don't mind buying
the domain for a year, cos that's quite cheap. I just don't know how easy it is to upload the actual website and I don't want to get stuck paying for the sitebuilder thingy for a whole year, that's when it gets pricey.

I use ukreg for my afinkawan.co.uk domain. I don't mind paying the few quid a month for the sitebuilder on that as I actually use it. this is just a rush job for a mate's wedding details and won't be needed after the end of October.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# OK so.
You will need:

To register the domain. ukreg are super good.
Some hosting: you can buy a cheap hosting package somewhere, or if you have servers then you can set up virtual hosting and use them.
ukreg do some cheap hosting packages, but I don't know anything about them. They could be good, they could be crap.

edit: perhaps you know someone who has a server you can use, if it's just for a temporary low volume site.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Oh well.
It was the hosting I was hoping to get cheap/free/only for a couple of months.

I don't think I know anyone with a server. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I've not looked at this myself yet...
But apparently you can get free hosting, domain name and e-mail when you sign up to MS office basics.....

It may be totally crap and not what you're looking for at all, but just throwing it out there

office.microsoft.com/en-GB/officelive/default.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! 99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I'll have a look, cheers.
but Microsoft giving something away for free....? sounds a bit dodgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I agree
But still, the freeness is enticing....
(I helped save b3ta! 99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I'll give it a go
Many thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# just the domain? 1&1 are only £2.99 for the year
www.oneandone.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# It's actually the getting a webpage on there bit
I don't know how to do. Is it easy? If so I don't need to pay for their site building software for the year.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# it depends on the hosting package.
Most people will let you upload by ftp.

If it's a unix server you can use scp to copy your stuff across (use winscp).
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I don't know what any of that means
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Well if you're able to code the site yourself
on your own PC, then you can copy across the files to the site you get with your hosting package. Most hosting packages will give you a way of copying the files across. Those are just two methods.

So look for some cheap hosting that meets the needs of the site you want to build, and look out for any mention of how to upload your content. If you can use FTP or SCP or it has SSH access, then you'll be sorted
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Right.
Making the website on my own pc I can do.

I'll have a look, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Here you go
www.fasthosts.co.uk/hosting/linux-home/

That seems quite good at £4/month. You also get a .uk domain there.

You'd be able to use WinSCP to upload your site.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# host it on your own server
and simply set the redirection address to the first page.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# It sounds like a server
would be more expensive than the hosting package.

ALthough 1&1 do look the cheapest if I'm stuck with a sitebuilder package.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Google Apps
supplies 1 year of hosting for about £5 and it has a piss easy online site builder.

You wont need to use HTML at all.

Google it and read the FAQ etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I've never watched it.
But I see in the news that stupid people go on it and fight.
I have no problem with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# that's shows in Colimbo
the endless boring hours of daytime tv after columbo comes on - viz
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Simon didn't care what anyone thought - he had potato-patch fever and he had it bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Was she making eyes at him?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *b'dum tsch*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *buys vowel*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *vuys bowel*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# arf!
i hate it when no-one believes you have potato-patch fever!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# No offense to the picture*
...but the best thing about this is the title!

*which I really like!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# erm... thanks
sheesh - the title took seconds!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I'm sorry, the title did make me giggle
But I do really like the picture, I was just being silly

Still friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# yeah
:D

*super special secret firends hand shake*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# WA-HEY!
My life is rich in Prof.ey goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Professors do it until you learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# mum!
how rude!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# More parsnip-potato interbreeding, I say.


More of it. More!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# haahaha
Kellogg's Brillsocks!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I yam yur bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# quick, dirty but made my otherwise dull day shiny
(I helped save b3ta! 99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Maddie?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *hides*
Er... nowhere... dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# It's in his boot!
get him!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *rips off boots*
DEAR GOD THE SMELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
My feets is banned under the Geneva Convention! You'll never take me alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I must give up in the search for Maddie as I have just hear there is free pizza in the union
toodles
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Bring back 3.75 slice please thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Oooh! Get me a piece!
/good hangover cure blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# steal all the peices of pepperoni for me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Well that's handy
I've got a jar of jalapenos
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# haha The Yawn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# this is making my brain hurt Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# YAY :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# tell it to stop
we like Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Who is falling through the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Other way around
*does demonstrative hand gestures*

It's an escape!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# so you're escaping from the board into transparancy?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Nope
They're escaping from the dullness and futility of the 'underglass area'...or summat

Damn it man! stop making me sound like a poncy emo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *buys you black hair dye and a set of thick rimmed glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *shoots with tranquilzer*
/ac
(Azzek!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# mum?!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Don't worry son
It will all be ok soon
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# it will!
cool!
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Christ.


I'm a bit worried for him/her. Think of the wounds a nuddy person could get from that glass.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Hmm. Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Can I make a suggestion for an improvement to the image?


Huh? Please?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Bigger hole?
More convincing wall/rip?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Make the black lines
on the rip much narrower and a dark grey. They need only be a couple of pixels wide to get the right effect I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Yes
This is very good advice. I thought of doing that when I uploaded the image (I actually made it a while ago but never posted it), but then couldn't be bothered to go back into Photoshop because I feel like someone has stuffed most of a large melted cheese up my nostrils, which has cooled to a tacky mess and is making its way back out in awkward and disgusting increments. Some of it may also be lining my throat, but it's obviously long out of date because every now and then I can taste it, and it's vile and is making me want to puke.

/man flu

Thank you for the advice, I like this image enough to probably get around to doing that at some later point :)

Edit: originally it was going to be a wall rather than just a thin rip, which is why it's like that, but I obviously got distracted with other ideas and never stood back to notice
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# jeezus - that sounds utterly rank.
*feels even more sick now*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Heheh. You can never quite trust a conversation with Jessie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Thank you for that.

In this age of information it is important to provide as much detail as possible, especially in matters of mucus.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Just be thankful I didn't describe the state of my head, aching body, and general bodily functions!
Believe me, it gets worse
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# My joints are achy
they are calling it the 'Freshers Flu' round these here parts
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# oops
blimey Jess


nice work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Really?!
Cor!

I was pretty happy with it, but my stuff still never seems to get any real fans.
I just figured it was because I was pants ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# i'm a big fan!!


*blows cool air*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
#
© Tom O'Connor Jokebook 1972
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# that was 7 years before i was born!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# My point entirely - a very, very old joke.
;)

Edit: Christ, you're just a wee nipper!

*offers shiny sixpence to buy sweets with*
there ya go, lad
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# thanks gramps!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Never a problem, you young roister-doister, you
*cuffs round ear, albeit a little too strongly*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *lies, unconcious, on the floor*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *helps back up*
Sorry, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# who're you?
where am i?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# ooh, I like that!


Edit: Source
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# That's feckin wonderful!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Hahah, I saw that on YouTube the other day
Really made me laugh. They thought it was really amusing until he actually ran off with the goods, and they couldn't get it back again
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I had a seagull land on my shoulder and bite my ear in Padstow
so I would scream and drop my chips. The fucker nearly pulled it off, but I hung onto those chips like my life depended on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Cor, well done!
*pats on back*

*watches chips fall to floor and seagull swoop in*

...um, sorry mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Birds are smart little fuckers
you seen the Crows/ravens/black coloured Birds in Japan that use the passing traffic to crack nuts and wait for the green crossing man till they go pick up the pieces so as not to get run over?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# That's more evolution
and natural selection than being smart.

All the birds that crossed when the man was red died and so couldn't pass on their genes.
The birds that preferred to wait for a green signal lived and bred.
Soon all the birds in the world will only move when a green stick figure is visible. It's the future.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# It's a learned skill rather than a genetic trait, though.
It may well be that the birds that use the cars to crack nuts are more intelligent, thus they survive to make more birds. What will happen to them if the sequence of the lights change or we run out of oil is another matter.*

*We'll probably start hunting birds for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Wow
I hadn't, but just found it
I know that family of birds in particular can be smart, but it's still pretty damn cool to see
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I met some birds in New Zealand called Kea
that pull the rubber out from the back window of you car so they can get in and steal stuff.

Here is a picture of one: flickr.com/photos/rick01/298537515/in/set-72157594378313704/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Is that your flickr account?
There are some great photos on there, it looks amazing in New Zealand

*pushes up list of places she wants to visit*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# there IS no escape.
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Nah. But it fills the days
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *in Keanu Reeves 'Neo' voice*
Woah....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Duuuuuuude
...like...

duuude
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# we're going to jail Dude
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
#
Re: what you were saying a few replies ^ up there. I think your stuff is great!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Thank you!
I actually really appreciate that
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# gøød but could you make i a bit bigger I can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Humour, I think you'll find, Smethers, is something you won't be needing on the fourth floor.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ?!
It's 36k and doesn't even come close to involving any side scrolling...where's the problem?

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
#
anyone using scandinavian vowel characters when writing english clearly has issues - I wouldn't worry
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ........Marvelous!
..............Image Hosted by ImageShack.us.............

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ~swish~
~swoosh~

Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# what the...?
Erm...woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Thanks!
...I think
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I think it's probably good
but it's doing my nut in too much for me to tell for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Let me get in the long line of admirers
Woo!

Do we get hugs for liking this too?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I felt that BBC post needed animating
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# That Charlotte Church gets everywhere
dirty bint
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Has she popped out her mini-diva yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# haha!!
'ning minkster!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# 'ning Benjy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Oh dear.
I think the image is corrupt. The bottom three quarters didn't load. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I can see it
she's trying to roll a double to see if she can get out of jail free
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Hmmm.


Just as I thought.

*goes away thinking the world is as it should be*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# You should see where she stuck the dice tho
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I imagine that she's a sensible young lady,
and will have come prepared with a suitable receptacle for her die.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I hear she does cum with the receptacle for her dice
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Mr Mink
*using sheer force of will, creates a new life form who's only purpose is to raise and lower my hat when ever I say Bannanas*

Bannanas
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Dave
BY THE POWER OF HAT RAISE!
I
HAVE
THE
POWER!

*hat raises*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahahaha
Fookin' YES!!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Thanks very much
I cant stop laughing and my boss is giving me strange looks
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Feeling a bit hot under the collar here...
But in regards to the actual story, I really dont need more over confident 13 year old girls shouting "Wot you fackin lookin at!" when I try to get past ten of them on the pavement.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
#
past inside
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Surprise sex
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# She is clearly having a lovely time
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
also, how's my flash?
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/pappwithflash.gif
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# looks pretty perfect to me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# ha ha
that makes it all the sweeter
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Cheeky bugger!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Time for some pulp.
What thrilling exploit should I send this adventurer on?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# The search for
a par 38 lightbulb in local DIY stores. He has to follow the clues from store to store and is often thwarted by empty shelves with just a small label to show where these mythical beasts once dwelled.
In his adventures he has to cope with evil DIY staff and incomprehensible public announcements.
There will be a particularly gripping scene where he has to queue for 45 minutes to ask the clueless idiot at the information desk for information.


Or a quest for squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Squirrels with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# ^ this.
Well, actually, no.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I'm feeling a bit sick this morning.
/trying to get out of PE blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Maybe a squirrel with tits,
will do you good.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# 50 laps for you Gruntfuttock!
MOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *grumbles*
alright, I'll try.

/too much Calvados last night blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I am drugged up to the eyeballs because of a cold
I feel floaty, hmm wait I've swapped my pain pills for my friday night pills again havent I?
/wearing neon coloured clothes and massive goggles blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# dave!
dave....
no, he's gone....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *helium balloons that were attached to my chair I had no idea about, pop due to loss in air pressure at the high altitude*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# going up the khyber!
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
I too have the sense of humour of a 6 year old :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# he probably wants it back, you know
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# He didn't mention it
when I fed him his weekly bucket of slops in my basement
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# to...
the newsagents to get some milk and 20 Bensons!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# The long bread and milk run voyage to Sainsburys
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# The quest to steal back the Jade monkey
from the zombie nazis
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# well
I wouldn't call Jade a monkey; they might get all offended.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Could you send him round the corner to the chemist's to pick me up some lemsip?
Oh, and while he's at it he could just nip into the co-op on the way back and get some of those nice coffee cupcakes.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# nad some fruit pastelles....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# He's after the treasure of King Solomon's Mines
which is being guarded by ancient robots!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Possibly in bikinis, I don't know.
there may be dinosaurs too
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Ancient robots eh?
Like wot they are in Laputa n stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Or Indianna Jones and the fate or Atlantis type thing
or Laputa for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I bet you cried when they destroyed the robot on top of the castle
sniff
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# He was a lovely Robod!
I visited a few Studio Gibli shops in Japan - I have 3 Laputa keyrings and a face flannel with a laputa robot on it
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Not that i'm jealous or anything, but
YOU LUCKY BARSTEWARD!!!

*books ticket to Japan*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Here's one
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I love Studio Gibli films
yet to see "My neighbour Totoro" though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# That's very good too
Faves are Spirited Away and Laputa
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# My all-round fave is probably Princess Mononoke
The train scene in spirited away always brings a lump to my throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Oh, I dunno,
some ludicrously impossible feat.
And that gun's only got one bullet, which he will only shoot (nemesis/former friend) with due to some mystery past.
Or something.

Or maybe he's going to Rio, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# /piratesofthecarribeanblog
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# emptying the cat litter tray
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# the horror of it all!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# find the lost city of denizens!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Birmingham?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Pipingrad's in a better state than Birmingham.
....it only suffered a massive, nuclear-style explosion.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Eating some jammie dodgers
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# searching for the
sailmaker.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Have him take on
THE HOOKE INSTITUTE

Dun Dun Dah
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Heh...
actually, they're both on the same side :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Here's my woo yay boxes part 2

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# oooh lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# very nice indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Nicely done,
But a small suggestion, maybe swap the woo box at the front for the yay at the back?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# yes.
see that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I cheated :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# table pays Barbarossa!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# awesome nicely done
is it all reactor stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Yes
Then image ready to cut some frames and giffify.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# any scottish metro readers...
...spot the imperial stormtrooper this mornin?

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *ahem*
Edit: apols to TGA

*clears throat* err - filesize.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# that can fuck off and no mistake
/sorry fella, but I don't do 'spacking'

*agonies*

EDIT: cheers fella, :) - appreciated - it was a bit of a sudden shock, it needs one of those 'this image will contain flashing images' warnings you get on tv programmes...

*drinks fruit tea to calm down*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# It's gone now, sorry chief.


Edit: *Offers a nice drop of warmed armagnac to go with the tea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# no worries, but unexpected spacking tends to trigger head pains for me...
I think prodigy69 and has a similar reaction as well.

you're a gentleman and scholar sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# it leads to breakdancing for Prod
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Aghaaa
Aghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Edit: :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Sorry.
It's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
That was mighty nice of you
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Apologies
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# *mops up foaming spit from floor*
its alright
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# apologies
shit sorry. im new to this.
ill get right on it.
(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Good man - apologies for the eye-melting gif
*begs forgiveness from /board*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *gets down on knees*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# *knocks unconcious*
ROLL UP
ROLL UP!!
ONLY 10P A RIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# *wakes up from pretending to be unconcious*
Oi!

*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# good man :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Learned the ways of optimisation you have not, young padawan
Remember;
Large file sizes lead to hate
Hate leads to anger
Anger leads to suffering
Suffering leads to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Did the imperial guards ever do anything in star wars?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# yeah, they looked really cool
they're the elite stormtroopers in the comics, kick ass!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Yep
but cut from the movie

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Guard the Emperor?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I knew someone would say that
But then you knew that I knew that, didnt you...

All the pieces are fitting together like a house of cards, check-mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# It seems
they just stand around looking nice... might as well have got some twi'lek dancers from Jabba to do that
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# yes, stand around with long toothpicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *browser crashes*
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Even on my super-fast broadbands
that took eighteen months to download.

My suggestion is that you go away, think about the best way to post a thing, then come back and post it.
Don't get carried away by that big, exciting 'Post a new message' link when you're not quite ready.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# patronisation
your quite obviously skilled in that. i apologise but thats the first time ive evr posted anything on here and i wasnt sure of the rules. its been fixed now (i think) so please calm down.
(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I am skilled in eighteen things,
yes.

Also, I'm perfectly calm.

*shakes with rage*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# hahahah
sorry, i freaked out a bit when evry1 started gettin tetchy.
apologies all round.
(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Fair enough.

Of course, if you were around yesterday you'd have seen a dozen or so new peeps being verbally beaten for similar reasons. Us regular people have had our brains rewired by b3ta and therefore can't understand why everybody doesn't know the rules for posting.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# 400k is a bit much for a still image fella, try optimising a touch
lovely pen skills though :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# MOD EDIT
I'm ready for you Mod's ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# have a peek at this.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
also using EDIT replace your still too big image with this, still massive but half the size of yours.
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/imperial-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# cheers
i know for future now.
(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# no worries.
it's happened to us all.

generally without the mods jumping in though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# done
thank you.
(Raol Duke, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# latest fron the BBC
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Ha ha.
That's very good.

Well done. Have an ampersand as a reward: &
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Like that. Nice one.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# It's only cheating if you get caught
How else was I going to get to uni back in 1995 when A-levels were a bit hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# 1995!
Pah! Young 'un...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Ha ha.


Have an AAA triple-plus good merit merit plus merit extra +++* for your spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I heard that A Level grades from 10 years ago are worth 2 grades higher
That gives me A*, A, A

Which way to Cambridge/Oxford!? I had to go to bloody Reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# you could have done an HNC and get in that way
all the thick cool people are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Is the 'Terror Detention' story linked to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# roughly 31,500 kids have been reported missing since Maddie vanished
in the UK alone.

Granted a lot of them turn up pretty quick, but where are the posters in shops across Europe for the ones that don't?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Ace
clickity for new person
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Bit bored an uninspired today...
so... if in doubt... fluff

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Awwwww - Bless!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)
# :)
*fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
*cast thread jacking level 12*
did anyone watch that thing on Ch 4 last night about the Gangland Graveyards?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Nooo....
But I did watch some delightful mindless entertainment on channel 3 about shoplifting.

Now I know that all I have to do is line my pockets with tin foil to bypass the barcode dectecting things :D
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Really?
I may try this next time I get work in a shop
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I wasn't really wacthing
But this guy had a big jiffy bag,lined with tin foil in his shoulder bag. He slipped in loads of cds and the alarm didnt go off. I think they said it was tin foil, not willing to test it out to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# The Dukes of Hazzard Warning Lights
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)
# pffffft
ha ha yay
*ceeeeeelicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)
# fnarr fnarr - the bbc wants solo girlie action!


I hope the bbc put this on a dvd!
(bdgr can't think of anything witty to type here, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# saw that earlier on the site.....
thought it looked a bit vibro-related.

FLICK THAT BEAN WOMAN-TO-BE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Inappropriate office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)
# bean flicking you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I think that you can already buy tons of dvds like that if you're into that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Yeah but the BBC
adds that air of respectibility that Rocco Seffredi just doesn't provide
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)
# www.frankwank.com (at least I think it's this)
lets just say I found this in passing....someone "pretending" to be a porn daddy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Is it true...
That you're the star of the sequel, "Learn to love yourself: Advice for Teenage Boys"?
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)
# No point denying that
since it sounds as if you've already got that one at home
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Yes but,
they may feature Fiona Bruce.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I love myself
and it has been known the odd teenage girl too.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Go on, give us a clue...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)
# with Michael Parkinson
.........and Liza Goddard.....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# ...and Lionel Blair
/who put his hands up and accepted 'Free Willy' from Michael Aspel for two whole minutes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
You are Humphrey Littleton AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *blows trumpet*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# what am I looking for here?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# its not maddie is it?
'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# 'nings sexy
*fondles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *bums*
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Nay bad
Bit of a cold and wanting to go home other than that I'm fine =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I'm just in the finishing stages of a bad cold
and today I made this in Uni

ah I knew going to university would be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# ...qlo?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# qlo?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Uni....qlo?
Discount clothing store....in London.....I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hahah
Does FireFox keep spontaneously reloading?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Must do, I reckon =)
I reckon =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# umm?

aren't you ment to say what we're looking for
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# is that Kiefer Sutherland driving the Red bumper car?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
'ning prodge =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# 'lo prof
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# :)


NEXT TO THE TOILETS ... Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Idon't know all I can see is compression
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Nah
not on mine.

I used mine to play spot the diff

:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *squints*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Wally / Waldos dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Well, maybe it's just toooo small.
But that woman next to the toilet does wear a funny hat -- and that's not a backpack she's wearing.
Sorry all. Next time, I'll link to a bigger one
crawls away in shame
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)
# It's difficult
coz it's such a large filesize.


It needs Hummeling really.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Don't worry
It's about as unidentifiable as the 'maddie' in the source pic :P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)
# bottom left blue skirt maddie?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# nah, that's Fire Eyes from that SNES classic "Secret of Evermore",

but in a blue dress instead.

/random responce blog
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *ahem*
it's redexing
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# damn....can't edit the post...ok try this
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Aha!
All is revealed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# pfft
subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I've seen a scare video like this...
Only it wasn't in GIF format, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Why does the candy floss sign say "HOT TONGUE"?
and where can I get some?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# No, it's DOT TONGUE
it's DOT TONGUEBest candy floss maker in the land
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I had to google that to see if you were joking
I am so stoopid
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# where's maddie?
.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# vermin: Warning, the following link contains flash photography


with added flash and oddly an extra 130k
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/pappwithflash.gif
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# he's so stunned at the state of her pubic topiary
he's forgotten to take a picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)
# pubic topiary
now there's aphrase you don't hear everyday outside the offices of Fiesta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Obviously he likes bushy tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)
# the flash looked shit going off.
i need to work on my flashing.

what time's school finishing?

edit/linked with modified flash.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)
# He looks like he needs a stiff...
... drink

Edit: That's great by the way, love his little twitches
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# hehehe!
there was a version of this some weeks back in the newsletter with added voice over.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Really? Doh, missed it
I was amused for a short while, but I quickly started feeling really sorry for the little tree-rat, it must have been a pretty fucking scary experience for it, especially since it couldn't even climb to somewhere relatively safe from those massive chuckling things it would usually consider predators
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Clearly vermin
perverted vermin
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# quite a claim
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# zzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)
# he makes me irritated.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# ^ This with bells on
'Lo matey

Ning b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hahah what a twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)
# i assume sleepy is holding the watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)
# No, I reckon he's
slipping her a length from behind while she's looking at the watch

err, not.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Sleepy is being felt, grumpy is standing on doc's shoulders to hold the watch.
Dopey and Sneezy are furiously onanising in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)
#
i
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Not sure if this really works...


there was too many of them to do an effective group belm shot
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# needs to be more subtle...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Aaawww... he won!
Oh sorry, they're all winners.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
Great insult - "Shut up, you winner."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)
# ah ha haha
simple, yet awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# That would probably be more entertaining than the real show.
They never statistically analyse their results. Disgraceful.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# That is true, but...
who doesn't laugh at the endless destruction of household appliances.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Ritalin Wrote a clever sig which includes the date on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# i liked it when they put a toothpick in the micro wave and it created bursts of plasma!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# what food produces the smelliest farts
was my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# an exercise in drawing on mushrooms.


Click for bigger (49KB)
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# With all due respect
that is clearly not drawn on a mushroom.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# i scanned it.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)
# digital mushrooms?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# the pixellated type.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# i have no idea what that is
but it's not unpleasant to look at :)
edit:
i made this last night, everybody, gather round and click:
www.b3ta.com/board/7649312
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# haha, i think it's a pumpkin.s
and at the moment i am incapable of typing the word pumpkins as a singular word. punctuation aside.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Try harder, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# no.
-loses interest-
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Fair enough...
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# -feigns feigning interest-
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# its a very crap onion
or maybe a satsuuma
(SleweD is totally new here., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# :)
ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ver' nice
now try riding a bike :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# i would if bikes were easier to steal.
but what sucks is that in this day and age people just don't want their bikes stolen. it's a total bummer.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# ^this^
Blummin' capitalists.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# fuckers don't know up from left.
and THAT'S the truth.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# cool
although that appears to be a pumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hell of a pumpkin ain't it?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

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