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THERE! How's THIS you complacent asses?!

-no image-
SMALL ENOUGH FOR YOU?! FUCK!

(zerodin has magical powers., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

someone hasn't had their coco pops this morning

'ning all

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

ning Toasty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

Haha

'ning HT

und

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

I have

this thread better not get more than 20 replies becuase it is soooo annoying.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

'ning

I didn't. But I had delicious homemade braided bread.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

i had eggs on bread

because that's all the food i have
and i have no keys to my front door so i cant go shopping, i've run out of milk.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

*lobs a pint of milk throughTuTTs window*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

if only you lived near a cow with really long teats

you wouldn't have to go out to get milk, you could have your own fresh supply draped through the window

*ponders patent*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

*beats nibus to it*

New Udder-Stretchers™ from Freebs Industries

Ideal for Monday morning milk delivery through the window satisfaction.

*Cow Not Supplied

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

how much are they?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

i'll charge 11p

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)

DEAL!

ha ha ha sucker

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

'ningles

The Toasty book of Zombiage II arrived:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)

cock

piss off

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

PMS ALERT

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

I hope you're all happy now

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

re:

I hope they are too!
Cause I am fucking DONE! Game over man. Game
over!
If they wanna be nitpicky twunts that's fine!

(zerodin has magical powers., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

'ning strangely irate person
'ning all!

Game over, maaan!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

ello Debts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

ello

*cheery wave*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

'Ning Debs

How's it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

It's OK ta Mrs T

*super-mecha-lesbo-smoosh-time*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

moooorning

what film is it with the "game over man! game over!" ?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

Google say 'Aliens'?

'ningles!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

Indeed...

Bill Paxton says it... his finest moment

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

'ello

i need smooshing today

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

whyso?

Don't you always need smooshing?

*special-sexy-phexy-SMOOOOOOOOSH!*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

i need extra smooshing today though

www.b3ta.com/board/7663221

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

WTF?!!!!

How the holy pissing Mary did they manage to do that?

Why would you reformat for a domain time sync issue?

How can you lose data from 2 locations simultaneously whilst not using your PC?

I hate IT folk and I hate computers, and I am one. Erm.

*SMOOOOOOOSH*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

i don't know how they done it

but they did

hold me

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)

poor love

*embraces*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)

mmm

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

will you marry me?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)

Only if we can have a Discordian wedding

with(/out) hotdogs and multi-Popes

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

DEAL! :)

fnord

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

Aliens

It's where Hudson (Bill Paxton) is a little pessimistic about the Marines' chances

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

you posted two images that were almost 3 times the size that they are supposed to be

nobody was very harsh really

why are you so angry? it's no big deal.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

take it easy

we are all nice and friendly here. No need to get agitated. It's all just a misunderstanding.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

what makes this more of a shame is zerodin's an old timer

not a, doesn't know any better, noob.

shame because the images were fine and dandy, just tad big.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

true this

and is not that there was any massive cunting in the fuck going on. I've seen n00bs taking the heat much netter than this.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

Yup

*ooo what does this ingnore button do?*

EDIT renews deleted glees at Zombies II

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

oooh not seen that before

is it like ignore?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

Sorta. I pressed it

Now the computer won't do what I tell it to.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

and again, i *sigh* because i've only just managed to buy the 1st book

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

Awww

Well I can only begin to tell you how much better page 4 is than any other page:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

twat: have this. You're so good you get it one day ahead

just so that you know why you are a cunt (and what pisses people off):
-2 massive images posted within a minute
-thread deletion
-imageless thread

and we werent't even being nasty to you.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

Anger leads to hate, etc.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

dont stress. Just get it right, it's not difficult.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

we need more of this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

you're just too fluffy for this world on a monday morning :)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

it's because i'm too busy crapping my pance to get angry

*cowers in a dark corner*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

O_O

what's wrong?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

first day back at uni

but i'm too scared to go out and it's really rubbish

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

hmmm

what are you particularly scared of?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

i'm agoraphobic

all sorts of things really, today things are a bit more than i can cope with

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

aaaaw, shucks, I didn't know that

hope you're feeling better tomorrow.

I only get angry in a crowd sometimes ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

Alllllllllllll of this

Anyone else want an axe?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

yes please

*sprays himself abundantly*

*picks up hot chicks*

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

NO!

No after this post, I've had it!
It's always been SOMETHING.
"Oh you used a font I don't like!"
"It's too brown!"
"It's too this!"
"It's too that!"
Almost never a comment that has to actually do with the image.
Eat more fucksocks, I'm out of here!

(zerodin has magical powers., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

'too brown'?

can you repost that one?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7663224

but you're somewhat entertaining

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

Too angry

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)

pfft

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

is this a flounce?

it's a monday morning, far too early to really be bothered about anything.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

oh dear

she finally left you then?

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

Hey, I just typed out an amusing rendition of the lumberjack song

for your terminator-lumberjack image that I liked.

I changed some of the words and everything.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

that is really rather a shame. if only you'd have optimised the images as you were politely asked to do.
there was no need to throw your toys out of the pram.
shame.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

*keeps tossed tellytubby*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

Someone's lost thier teddy bear.

Bet your dad's fucking it right now :D

/completely-random-abuse-blog

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

use the save for web option in photoshop

just save for web and change the image size under the image thingie on the menu bar thing

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

oh, someone is a testy cunt this morning

did mummy not have your cocopops ready for you this morning?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

ning late arse

See Toasty's comment

btw - ace shading on the head, Sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

ta!

i logged in from home friday night to see.

did a splendid andrew pic last night, but it too good for here and will be included into the new 2008 Calendar. (currently in production)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

You omitted

and

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

Cunt off back to your Coco Pops, you fucking pisscrane.

Needlessly harsh. It's Monday, though, so bollocks to it.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

How did I miss this?

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)

^This

FUCKSOCKS.
I wish I was here for that.

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 18:22, archived)

scraping the hummus barrel

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)

*giggles*

'Ning b3ta!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7663095

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

Noooooooooooo!

~~Iretreevably~~ ~~irretrevibly~~ ~~irretrieverbly~~ Can you not get any of it back?

*offers soothing hug*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)

all the files were backed up on the shared drive but for
some reason they're all gone too!

*accepts soothing hugs gratefully*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

*stealth smooshes*

Even your artwork for my play?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

oh shit

yes, even that!

*goes on murder death rampage*

edit: no need for stealth trelly, you can smoosh me any time you like

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

*sobs quietly*

Good job I've still got it on gaz then... Was going to ask you to tweak it a little if you can please

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

but of course

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

aaaaw, was it important stuff?

and if so, why didn't you store it on the network?
/tech support :P

Edit: ah, seen above, stupid amateur fuckers ;)

'ning all

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

it was

that's lost too

edit: it was all my work, from work.
i do web design and it was all my designs from the past year

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

Re: your sig

so no more barnsey? did your employer loosen the firewall rules?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)

they must have done

there are still sites that are blocked, but this isn't one of them

yay \o/

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

my condolences, mate

couldn't you try using a data recovery tool on the hard disk?
it often works, as long as the hard disk hasn't been overwritten too much.

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

my pc wasn't working last week

the time on the pc was different to the time on the network.
whatever that means.
my pc had to be reformatted.
all my stuff was put on the network.
pc reformatted.
all my stuff put back on the pc.
cool.

come in this morning everything's gone

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

might want to give this a try nonetheless

it could work even if the pc's been reformatted
www.pcinspector.de/default.htm?Language=1

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)

ning Trels

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

'Ning Nibs

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

ning Mrs T!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

'Ning JS!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

good morning

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)

Good morning

You hungover too?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)

big time

too much of too much

best way to start the week*!

_{*this may not be entirely true}

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

haha

it reminds me of someone...and I think it's Barbra Streisand

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

pfft...

simple but effective

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

I didn't know until the other day that...

The 'jackie' that jackie magazine (a uk girls mag published in the mid 60's-70's) was named after was Jacqueline Wilson.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

crikey

I always thought it was named after Jackie Chan

cos of its martial arts tips

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

LIES!!!

It was Jackie Charlton, England midfield dynamo of the 60s and 70s

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

i thought it was named after Jacki Onassis

cos...you know...people liked her and that

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)

the world needs more Beaker :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

After the pill overdose, Pacman went the way of the Mark Hamill into obscurity.

"I just wanna be left ALONE!"

'ning all

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)

aw,

i'm sure he'll bounce back!
woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

he does, but is stuck in a nursing home unfortunately.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

haha!

i like the nurse!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)

everybody likes the nurse,

nurses are easy*

*FACT

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)

Lost me cherry to a nurse

Best way to go :D

10000% FACT!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

see?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca woo

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)

Amy!

Tend to the widow Pacman

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3UU07OjdQ8

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

When you put "waca waca waca..." it reminded me of that sound bite that Zane Lowe plays on his 7pm show.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)

Nice!

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

Mark Hamiil didn't descend into obscurity

He went on to voice the Joker in the awesome Batman cartoon!

Ace pic though... you can almost feel the dirt...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)

Was that him?

Christ, he's good :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)

GRRRR

I'm a proper little fuck!
Your image is 2k over the limit!
I won't comment on the image itself, I'm just gonna be like the rest of the people here and BITCH ABOUT IT!

(zerodin has magical powers., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

errrrr, no it isn't

49k

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

BBC News

Oringinal: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7021357.stm

OOANS - "Ozzy On A News Story"

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:31, archived)

rofl he has the same name!

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:40, archived)

LMAO he doesnt even have the same name.

Ozzy's is spelled Osbourne

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:48, archived)

BWA HA HA HA HA

GOOD HELLO. I AM NOT SHOUTING AT YOU TO MAKE YOU FEEL WORSE, OK?

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:51, archived)

I am blind

I'm looking at b3ta through a text-to-speech program! SO YES! YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL WORSE!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:02, archived)

OZZY!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:27, archived)

that's awesome.

p.s. *bam* /kapwingggggg

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

haha!!

god bless that ageing rocker...

'NING ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)

'ning sonny boy!

*dadhugs*

Y'alright? Look I've found a b3tanism:
www.planet-f1.com/story/0189543213_276888700.html
(1st paragraph)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:36, archived)

you have the eyes of a hawk!

with too much time on his hands....
=)
*sonhugs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)

Ning Ives So me, you, no responsible adults...... I make it stupid o`clock

....Gets vodka out of bag.

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

i'll se your vodaka and raise you....

*rummages*

SCHNAPPS!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)

'nings ivesy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:43, archived)

'nings!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)

fucking 'ning

/not in a good mood blog

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)

ohh come on!

*pinches cheek*
whats up?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)

fucking tech guy at fucking work fucking lost all my fucking work when fixing my fucking pc

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)

fuck me,

what a fucking fuck!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

that's what i fucking thought

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

fuck.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)

that sucks big time

any remedy (besides violent rampage)?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)

voilent rampage you say?

*starts swinging mouse round head*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! FUCKERS!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

that's the spirit!

sometimes physical arguments and higher voice volumes are the only way to get the fuckers to fix what they broke.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

*fetches sniper rifle from car*

is this too much?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

hm... don't shoot him

but it's ok to walk in with it, tell him why you're annoyed then use the butt of it to stove his face in.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

YAY \o/

face stoving FTW!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

^this

or a frying pan

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

"if you need me, I'll be in the clock tower"

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

ning phexy

what seems to be the trouble?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

'ning nibs

fucking see above

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)

fucking fuck

I'd fucking kill the fucker if I were you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

*salutes*

will do

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)

fuck yes, fuck him up

in his fucking fuck-hole with a god-dmaned christ-fucking fuck-stick.

P.s. *huggle* *bam*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)

ningles sir

and ningles everyone!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)

*ningles*

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

'NING!!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)

THE BELLS!!!!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BELLS!!!!!!!

*hunchbacks*

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)

True Love Never Dies

Click for embiggeration (135KB)

(Alexandre Dumbass break them, then build them up with love, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:53, archived)

awwww

a timeless tale of romance and loss

/off to bed, g'night

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:54, archived)

true love

their cold, dead eyes say it all.

(

rossington salty, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:56, archived)

awwwww

truly woosome.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:05, archived)

Cheers

It's my first non-compo post.

(Alexandre Dumbass break them, then build them up with love, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:50, archived)

.....it just decomposes in the basement

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:33, archived)

but how does it smell?

and 'ning all you lovely people.

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:35, archived)

I know its not the links board but

someones Amy Winehouse pic has made the Sun newspaper. Saw it on here but cant remember who did it. Anyway, see it here

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007450477,00.html

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rossington salty, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:44, archived)

plentyofants

www.b3ta.com/board/7637640

(I've just sent the link to this thread to him)

Edit :
I've also sent a polite email to the email addy on the article informing them of the origins of the viral, and please credit plentyofants. Not that they will, of course.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:48, archived)

i knew someone round here would know what to do

(

rossington salty, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:52, archived)

something similar happened to TGA

and the stun bless their hearts, gave him full credit and a cheque.
greatarchitect.wordpress.com/2007/07/11/well-done-my-sun/
unlike the thieving gits at zoo.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)

thanks for that, tribs

and to other people who've pointed it out.
i see they have cropped the bit behind her knee where i cocked up the cutting-out...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)

fucking thieves

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:00, archived)

technically correct

but what's more likely to have happened is that some lurker who watches the front page and the front page only has sent it one of his/her mates (which the fp encourages btw)
this mate has sent it to their mates and so on until it wound up in the suns inbox.
not their fault really, just i do hope they credit now they know. tag your stuff if you're talented would be the moral here (not that zoo or nuts ever care...)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:16, archived)

yes

but the sun has a duty to make every effort to find the creator of the image under the creative commons licence.

seeing as they have delt with people from here, you would have thought that they would have popped in and maybe seen that we had run a compo fully of teh winehouse.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

Nice detectivism.

What a bunch of cunts. I never would've expected that of them.

Oh, wait...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:09, archived)

If they had done it with one of my pictures I wouldn't have minded

As long as they had either credited me, or if they didn't know, say "Anyone who knows who made this or where it came from, please let us know"

That way, they wouldn't seem like fucktards stealing work that obviously deserves credit.

And yes, I couldn't sleep...

I might as well just stay awake, I'm going out in 3 and a half hours

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:13, archived)

I'm surprised

Victoria Newton hasn't claimed it as her work. Thats what she does with all the other "news" she digs up

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rossington salty, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 7:22, archived)

she has got the strangest looking breasts

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

i'll have to take your word for it.

unless you can provide evidence

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rossington salty, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

pfft

I especially like the message you get when you right-click it

(pdjpdj, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:43, archived)

Damn the Sun

Now there's absolutely no way of copying their page. :)

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miamistu snagglery, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)

you want a screen grab ?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

argh!

that makes me want to go on a kill rampage!

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

'k ladies and germs

It's that time again. I've got on my special sleeping suit my parents made for me, despite the chill.

I'm off to bed. I know you all hate to see me go but love to watch me leave, so I'll shake my money maker.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:18, archived)

ah, the one with the extra long arms that tie in the back..

'night!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:19, archived)

for some reason b3ta is loading dead slow for me, so i'm off to bed as well.

'night all!

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:32, archived)

^This times a thousand

It's not loaded for me at all, and I need to be awake in a couple of hours.

G'night peeps!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:33, archived)

It's Sync's hosting, I think.

SHITTY, FUCKING HOSTING

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:47, archived)

that, or it's tied up with everybody on the talk board downloading pictures of his cock

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:48, archived)

www.adolfthegreat.com/

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:37, archived)

...my friend requested this.

edit: i go sleep now.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:02, archived)

DRINK, MAN, DRINK!!

Nice one =]

g'night!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:04, archived)

That's egg salad!

N'night you big gay.

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:04, archived)

^_^

night

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:05, archived)

replenish the fluids in his glass, doggie!

'night, miss.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:06, archived)

ohhhhhhhhh that makes me so thirsty.

Good thing I just finished work!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:07, archived)

How retro!

Cya.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:09, archived)

Decent juxtaposition

if that's lager/pils in his glass.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:11, archived)

Nice :)

Night!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:30, archived)

Pixel art self portrait

Sauce - Old pikchar of me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:43, archived)

During your emo phase?

(

Ratsta, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:44, archived)

Heh

I wish.

I'd love to be part of a social grouping who thought they were being individual by looking exactly alike ^_^

This was closer to my ninja phase.

Shortly after I took this picture, I killed Kennedy

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:48, archived)

Holy shit! You killed Kennedy!

You bastard!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:49, archived)

Fuck..

Did I say that?

*cough*

*prepares to hunt down Syncubus*

*erases everyone's memory of that last part...*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:51, archived)

Good luck pushing your way through the crowd!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:52, archived)

He'll just use the Force

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:21, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man, that's awesome =P

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:23, archived)

Powerful, the Dark Side is.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:32, archived)

And fuelled by anger, hatred and peanuts

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:39, archived)

aaaaaaahhhhhahhhahah!

LOL WUT?!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:50, archived)

It's

Supernanny!

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

Gotcher wizard robe and hat on?

EH? EH?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:45, archived)

Wanna cyber?lolol

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:48, archived)

Not bad!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:47, archived)

HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO FUCK UP THE CHIN

YOU'RE BASICALLY JUST TRACING BUT WITH PIXELS

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:47, archived)

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I DID THIS AS AN ARTIST, NOT A TRACER

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:51, archived)

AS AN ARTIST I APPRECIATE YOUR VALIENT EFFORTS

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:55, archived)

I APPRECIATE YOUR COMMENTS AND CRITICISM AND THANK YOU FOR PROVIDING AN ARTISTS OPINION

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:08, archived)

Hoodie!

I'm confused, are we meant to hug him or ban him from shops?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:48, archived)

NOW YOU HAVE NO CHOICE =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:49, archived)

*reads small print*

Minimum $40 spend?

Sod that.

Besides, I only have pounds sterling.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:52, archived)

Everyone points that out..

I'll have to get rid of it..

I stole it from a Staples voucher =]

PREPARE, SMALL PRINT..

PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOOOOM

TARGET ACQUIRED...

CHANGING TEXT...

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED...

ALL YOUR SMALL PRINT ARE BELONG TO US...!!

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:54, archived)

*puts on preparedness pants*

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:05, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:51, archived)

PIXELS ARE MY FRIEND NOW =]

That is a woosome fishy by the way =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:52, archived)

Mario Brothers sprites rule.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:57, archived)

I love that!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:53, archived)

That's awesome =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:54, archived)

Thanks

I did a few back in the day.

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:02, archived)

Ace anti-redex.

Thanks and ditto.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:56, archived)

;-)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:05, archived)

I'VE SEEN THOSE TENDRILS BEFORE!

ELF-BOY! FETCH ME SOME ETHEREAL MEAD!

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:55, archived)

Wouldn't that be ghost beer?

SPOOKOHOL

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:03, archived)

i could be a spookoholic.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:08, archived)

Well then

Do you drink spirits?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:09, archived)

Felch you some WHAT?!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:03, archived)

what, have you got your tongue up someone's ass?! can't you read?!

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:09, archived)

HNUGH?

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:14, archived)

I AM AN ARTIST I CALL THIS WORK

CLICKING LINKS FROM SPAM

Click for a size you can print out and frame and hang on your wall.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:31, archived)

YOU FUCKING CAN FUCKING MAKE FUCKING MONEY FUCKING SELLING FUCKING DICK!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:33, archived)

I WOULD RATHER KEEP MY INTEGRITY AS AN ARTIST

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:35, archived)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:35, archived)

haha!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:39, archived)

I AM AN ARTIST OVER ALL MEDIUMS

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:39, archived)

and over quite a few larges, from what I've heard.

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:42, archived)

I GET THIS JOKE

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:42, archived)

SMALL WONDER!

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:44, archived)

SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE

etc.
/punchlineblog

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:48, archived)

that's the one, yep.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:56, archived)

duz

bad things in my mind tank

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:17, archived)

It may be entirely possible I work in a place they sends these emails

I once packaged an order for herbal, male stamina enhancers and herbal breast enlarging pills. I would like to know how that conversation went. Or the one that's bound to come after they start taking that snake oil.

Would you like a woo? Is that what you come here for?

I'll leave it here on the pillow for you. BUT DONT YOU ROLL OVER AND READ IT YOU BIG FAGGOT.

Woo.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:36, archived)

AS AN ARTIST I AM NOT IN THIS FOR THE PRAISE.

I AM IN THIS BECAUSE I AM AN ARTIST AND I FEEL EMOTIONS AND I MUST LET THEM OUT THROUGH ART.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:42, archived)

NOW I HEE-HAW AT THEM.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:38, archived)

my girth is legendary already, but thanks for the offer.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:39, archived)

dunno...drunk....a bit

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:12, archived)

*clicks it in the nutsack*

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:12, archived)

66.8%

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:17, archived)

I see flacid willy

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:18, archived)

I wish I could spend every holiday in uncanny valley.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:19, archived)

fannycan rally

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:19, archived)

I see what you did there.

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:19, archived)

TURKEY:

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:17, archived)

he's not a purebred turkey.

he's only turk-ish.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:18, archived)

4foof

options

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:50, archived)

awwwwwwwww...

thanks.

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:50, archived)

apparently it's legal in Turkey

*the beginnings of a plan?

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:52, archived)

Who'd want to give a roofie to a turkey?

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:54, archived)

any port in a storm

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:55, archived)

Silly b3tan.

Turkey is not personal flotation device.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:56, archived)

Shirley it depends on how it's inflated and attached?

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:57, archived)

You put it on over your head.

*listens for the turkey scream*
*offers more lube*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:58, archived)

*has never heard a Turkey scream.

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:59, archived)

haha! needledick!

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:00, archived)

*gets out Turkey baster

*measures

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:02, archived)

it's okay, i have micropenis as well.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:03, archived)

Try shoving your head up that one

and you fucking will!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:00, archived)

*gobbles*

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:59, archived)

You're a fever clucker.

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:01, archived)

fever!

*sings along lustily*

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:03, archived)

*sings along

never knew how much.....

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:04, archived)

fuck off, peggy lee.

i only pretended to care.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:11, archived)

hahhahhahhahhahh

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:12, archived)

too bad she's dead.

i'd love to see her at a restaurant and scream that at her.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:20, archived)

ROAD TRIP!!!

...
...ONE WITH PLANES!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:54, archived)

Awww

You're such a romantic.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:50, archived)

*does not condone such actions

*Is not a rapist

*anymore

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:53, archived)

This board just overflows with romance

like a toilet at a bus station.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:51, archived)

lolz LOUDLY

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:52, archived)

i require a rohypnol/viagra cocktail, please.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:53, archived)

Sure!

*flips over a barstool*

Same for you other three gentlemen?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:55, archived)

Hmmm.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:53, archived)

:-D

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:53, archived)

Arfadrene in soda.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:56, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:08, archived)

YES! thisthisthis^^

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:15, archived)

ANGST!!!

apologies. i need a good rant.

i have this friend...she's my best friend ashally...has been for 15+ years.
she always makes these jokes about how much easier her life would be
if she were gay because we could totally date.
we've always joked about this...only problem is i'm not joking any more.
i realized recently that i have been completely in love with her since high school.
and there really isn't any chance of us being together...i realize this...
and it sucks...i really needed to rant.
you lot got nominated for the audience, because she also happens to be the
person i would normally rant to about such things.

i expect no replies...just needed to vent to someone.
have an alien by way of apology. his name is ralph.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:18, archived)

I think you should write to Dr Mirriam for advice

She'll know what to do!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:19, archived)

whozzat?

she sounds wise.
^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:22, archived)

She's a tabloid agony aunt

with a penchant for stating the obvious and giving people bad news they already knew.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:26, archived)

I do like Ralph though.

If that makes you feel even a smidgen better.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:22, archived)

Indeed

Ralph looks friendly. Maybe he'll be our friend too.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:23, archived)

He reminds me a bit

of Mushybees' stuff. (no small praise there)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:29, archived)

Define "love"

Is it romantic love you feel? Or a deep, semi-obsessive platonic love for a friend?

And are you sure she's joking?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:21, archived)

romantic love.

and yes.
:(

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:23, archived)

ralph is lovely.

and so are you - sorry situation but, as you probably already know, you'll get by it. face it, friends as good as yours are rare, and NOT being lovers can save a friendship. treasure the friendship, it's worth not ruining.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:23, archived)

i know.

thats why i'm not saying anything...
i have realized through conversations with others that
having my first actual relationship "like that" be with my
best friend would probably not be wise. tis hard though.

we've always joked that we're secretly soul mates.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:25, archived)

of course, there is another problem....

(warning - don't read this if you are on the fence)

imagine in fifteen years you've both had failed relationships and she looks at you and says it all over again and you make mad passionate love and move in together and die in one another's arms when you're both ninety-three. you'd have wasted fifteen years of good fucktime before you got saggy!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:31, archived)

hahahaha!

i heart you.
see this post.
^_-

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:33, archived)

if i ran a nursing home, i'd put shirts on the old people that read "i wasted fifteen years of good fucktime before i got saggy!"

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:35, archived)

I'd wear one!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:37, archived)

*puts the shirt on him, feeds him the gruel of the day*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:52, archived)

*coughs*

It's still got those 'sprinkles' I didn't like last time.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:57, archived)

It eats the gruel that's given him

or else it gets the hose again.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:58, archived)

I'm beginning to see a correlation

between getting the hose and the amount of sprinkles.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:08, archived)

more alzheimers for you.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:59, archived)

Fucking hell, man!

Alzheimer's AND gruel!? I'll never fit in my bikini at this rate!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:10, archived)

you've got beaky knees.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:13, archived)

It's a bloody MEDICAL CONDITION.

stop teasing me!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:16, archived)

"No, I don't remember anything, either"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:23, archived)

This is sound advice indeed - in general.

However, it may not necessarily help in
f o o f's specific situation. Atleast, not in the way f o o f wants.

It was some good thinking though.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:27, archived)

yay!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:28, archived)

hahaha

that made me fucking laugh so hard...

RAWK!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:30, archived)

my kitties are pleased to have gleed you, miss.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:32, archived)

Your pussies rock!

(how are they getting on?)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:40, archived)

super, we're adding another shortly too.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:51, archived)

*air punches*

Sadly, I left mine with the missus. I miss her so much!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:59, archived)

mine are with my ex now too, but i still see them lots.

the entire last two weeks i was housesitting for him, it was a pussy party (and a dog).

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:01, archived)

That's SOME hen night!

Glad to hear you are still getting along (same with me and the missus).

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:06, archived)

best of friends, ashally.

hence i was somewhat conflicted in my advice to foof.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:10, archived)

Sounds great!

How come you split up? Did he get tired of you swatting him with the newspaper when he dragged his ass across the carpet?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:15, archived)

after his limbs grew back, i no longer found him attractive.

ashally it was simple - we just realised we were better friends than as a couple. the transition was easy.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:22, archived)

Similar with me.

I'm really glad of it, too. She's a really nice person, but too different.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:25, archived)

eh, we all grow - and grow apart. if we can stay friends, we've accomplished a lot.

i'm glad to be single again, my inner predator is pleased.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:30, archived)

This, on both counts.

The world does not yet realize what has been unleashed.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:36, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:35, archived)

My dreams come true!

I've wanted to watch her rubbing her pussy for ages.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 8:27, archived)

I was going to say that.

EVERYONE!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:45, archived)

G'night, sir!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:46, archived)

Still Fucking Class.

'Ning Sir!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:10, archived)

Ahoy, spunky foreigner!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:18, archived)

Tough call there. I can empathise with you.

MY OPINION: I'd talk to her about it. It'll be better to have it out in the open and won't make the relationship feel uncomfortable. (Well, it's probably going to feel a bit uncomfortable either way, but at least if you talk about it it'll feel uncomfortable for the right reason). If she's known you for 15 years, she probably suspects it anyway. Listen to what other people suggest. There are a pretty good group of people on here, even if they sometimes seem like juvenile pervs. ;-)

And sincerely, best of luck in retaining the friendship, whatever you decide.

/edit: and Ralph is ace!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:25, archived)

^ this

And postbear's. Keep it friendship.

And remember, friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:27, archived)

hahaha!

i want that on a shirt...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:31, archived)

www.buzzymultimedia.com/real-friends-tshirt.html
-or-
www.foulmouthshirts.com/funny-t-shirts/funny/Friends%20help%20you%20move%20real%20friends%20help%20you%20move%20bodies%20T-shirt.htm

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:38, archived)

I quite liked this one...

www.foulmouthshirts.com/offensive-t-shirts/Retarded%20people%20make%20better%20sex%20slaves!%20T-shirt%20-%20Offensive%20T-shirts.htm

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:50, archived)

I have one of the classic 'handicapped' (wheelchair) symbol

but it's headless.

The shirt says "International Symbol for Needs More Head".

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:12, archived)

hee hee...thanks...

i think i'm actually take the doting-friend-not-saying-anything-that-would-make-
things-weird-but-is-secretly-hoping-you-turn-gay-some-day route...
lol

yeah...i like the folks on here...most of them...
b3ta is actually the place where i "came out" for the first time...

that is so sad...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:29, archived)

not sad at all.

merely a fact of modern life - we are often more forthright online where the repercussions are less personal.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:34, archived)

Haha!

I'm bi with a foot out of the closet. (I leave the rest of it coiled up on the closet floor like a proper gentleman.)

If you do infect her with the gay, I'm going to go ahead and call bagsies on b3ta response #2 and #3.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:36, archived)

We see that cheeky little foot peeping out!

I'm, boringly, rather towards the hetero end of the sexuality grey scale. However, I've been informed I have a very nice arse by some gentleman friends.
/flaunts

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:39, archived)

I don't understand 'little foot'

Are you referring to those tiny 'metric inches'?

;-)

G'wan! Pop a pic of your backside? We're all trained professionals. This is the official hazing dare, since you're less than a b3ta-year old.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:44, archived)

I dare not

Even behind a link, the hormonal fallout from all genders could be catastrophic.

And I already got a mod edit a few nights ago for animating a pic of Jessie's bare bottom.

edit : And your bum looks pert. Do you walk much?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:50, archived)

how did I miss her bare bottom?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:52, archived)

Found it!

www.b3ta.com/board/6261607

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:26, archived)

LOL That's the one.

She and I were involved in the longest-running game of Truth or Dare in the history of the internet over webcam. That was my dare for her.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:32, archived)

Who won?

And... erm... any more pics of her body parts? :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:36, archived)

I'm pretty sure it was a tie*.

(and not that I'd share without her permission.)

*after two years running

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:39, archived)

don't tell anyone, but...

...here.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:44, archived)

Hot damn

She needs a shave.
And smoking is bad for you!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:50, archived)

GC*

*greencock, obviously, though I have seen it before.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:51, archived)

Was it the one with Kop Kops stuck on?

Not really. I just have a fucking excellent ass*.

*not really that excellent, it was just a good angle, I suppose?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:23, archived)

Here's mine....

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:56, archived)

I could never do that

I'd get sasquatch hunters camped outside my house...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:59, archived)

you will be mine.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:04, archived)

I waited for my latest 'big round number' post to subject humanity to my ass.

www.b3ta.com/board/7613537 if you're really a glutton for punishment.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:03, archived)

Hahaha! That's excellent!

I did one for my 20K-ith

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:28, archived)

heh.

my 10k nudie.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:03, archived)

You peeled off a bit much clothing, didn't you?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:08, archived)

Poor f o o f

I feel for you, hon. Even though I'm usually the guy on b3ta who comes running in the room with the camera and the tripod (you know, in case i'm invited to join in), I can sympathize with you. Whether gay or straight, it comes down to 'how do you approach your friend and tell them you want to be more than that'. The easiest answer is that you can't. At least not right off. You're better off finding another person to be attracted to in the short run. Advantages to that include no loss of best-friendship if turned down, the opportunity to see if you enjoy 'playing for the other team', and the possibility that your friend may become jealous and realize she feels the same way.

Sorry for the long winded response.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:42, archived)

Appology hardly necessary.

Well said, and sound advice.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:46, archived)

Thank you

and, uh, cute ass. ^^

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:47, archived)

hmm...

i do like that whole jealousy bit...
^_-

/selective reading

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:46, archived)

(that's why I saved that benefit for last)

It is the best of all possible outcomes.
;-)

EDIT: BTW, where in the USA are you? Anywhere near the New England area?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:48, archived)

nopers...

idy-ho.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:53, archived)

Would that be your own private one?

* hopes you understand that one, or I'm going to look one heluva lot older than I already do *

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:56, archived)

underground, like a wild potato.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:58, archived)

Yet another movie ruined by the leaden Keanu Reeves.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:01, archived)

whoa.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:09, archived)

heehee

not seen it but i know what you are talking about...
i am just anti-keanu.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:07, archived)

f o o f the poof!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:10, archived)

ra'ar!

lo, SSG!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:15, archived)

I CANT SLEEP AND I MIGHT BE LOSING MY MIND

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:16, archived)

SO NOTHING NEW THEN?

^_-

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:19, archived)

I GUESS NOT

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:28, archived)

yikes

serious answer: postbear's right, better to leave it be and not chance ruining the friendship.

unserious answer: get her to have a threesome with you and another guy, even if it seems it's about the guy, you'll technically have had sex with each other

that should break the ice

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:37, archived)

is that floppy dick, err disc this month's icon?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:54, archived)

Ace grumpypus!

No advice, as I'd more likely say 'stick it in her pooper',
than something constructive. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:39, archived)

Can always trust you to come up with sound advice.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:46, archived)

heehee...

you said pooper...

*giggles*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:46, archived)

aww bless, you still write your age using fractions

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:44, archived)

Shhh!

She's at a sensitive age. Don't mess with them during their formative years. You'll make them gay.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:48, archived)

*genuine LOL*

she could wait till christmas, go to a party or set one up, then when all are drunk, really drunk, try out a mistletoe kiss

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:52, archived)

*ninjaedits*

noooooo...that is so last week...
^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:52, archived)

Saw it before that!

Silly girl!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:54, archived)

teeheehee

if we're talking ages & fractons, 33.91 feeling old, someone shop me a turbo zimmer frame!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:57, archived)

HAHA GAY LOL

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:08, archived)

LOL

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:15, archived)

Whimmy wam wam Wozzle!

And all will be ok. If shes a true friend, and she sounds like she is, then she'll understand. I have a similar situation with a girl everyone thinks is really suited to me, and we're really good friends, but I was young and shallow and missed my chance...

The passionate side of me is saying "Take the chance! You'll never know for sure otherwise!"

And none of this is probably helping...

_sorry.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 6:28, archived)

One day the priests will follow their own advice....

(beardybeardbeard, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:02, archived)

There's a poppadum behind his head

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:03, archived)

oohhhhhhhhhhh!

I thought said 'pompadour'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)

Damn! I'm LEAKING!

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)

I've just heard people use the phrase "You're leaking" on Nathan Barley about 3 times

And THIS is the first thing I see on a refresh?! :o

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:24, archived)

I blame the ninjas.

They're a bunch of pranksters. I didn't realize they were out tonight. I haven't seen them around, but this is far from unusual with them being ninjas and all...

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)

They're infiltrating everything

Even the sanctity of some of the world's most marvelous websites

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:53, archived)

I suspect I may have a ninja cat.

How would a person know?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)

Pit him in a fight to the death with a squirrel

The winner is the ninja

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:01, archived)

I'll keep this in mind.

Next time I find a dead squirrel, it'll confirm the existence of my ninja cat.

This is a superb solution to my dilemma.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:02, archived)

Teddy boy?

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)

Ponyboy

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)

Pony club

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:20, archived)

pony

club sandwich

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:21, archived)

Pony play

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)

PONY PLUG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)

With streamers of real horsehair!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:25, archived)

some french guy

www.april77.fr/IMG/jpg/charly_l_embrouille-2.jpg

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:28, archived)

MORRISSEY!?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:15, archived)

The good lord shalt smoketh whilst he drinks his humble beverage

Also, woo =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)

Yay!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)

Isn't he dead yet?

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:10, archived)

Fuck if I know how the Christians would define it.

I'd suggest 'as a doornail' would be a fair description.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:12, archived)

that one is

not that it makes fuck all difference. They just found some other jerk off. I doubt there's a chance anyone of real sanity might take the position.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:29, archived)

I'd take it!

I'd be a kick-ass Pope!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:31, archived)

This I would support

but I'm not sure they would give you the job, is what I'm saying.

But by all means hoax up some miracles, see if they say shit.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)

I'm a few steps ahead of you there.

I've been hospitalized for being suicidal recently, so not only do I have proof of being sufficiently nutty to lead the team, I have been virtually reincarnated already.

Plus I'm an ordained reverend, anyway.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)

don't do it.

i'm destined to stab the pope.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:49, archived)

Fuck it.

I'll pardon you. You won't even go to hell, and you can still collect $200 if you pass 'Go'.

(Though I may have to take the knife from you and tap you on the forehead with the handle a few times first to let you know how disasterous this decision could have been.)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)

i don't want to be pardoned, i want to kill the pope.

that's how i want to die: shot to death by the vatican guard while i stab the pope through the heart with a sharpened crucifix.

it's my destiny, man.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)

Well get on with it, then.

I'll wait 'till you finish off the current one, then I'll step in and resurrect you while making balloon animals or something to the delight of the peons.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:01, archived)

i don't want to kill this one.

he's too obviously evil, it'll look like an inside job.

the balloon animals are a nice touch, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:04, archived)

You could kill Al Gore?

He invented Catholicism.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:07, archived)

i can kill anyone.

i have a toxic personality.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:09, archived)

Really? And your whites practically sparkle!

However do you keep them so clean?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:11, archived)

i wash them in the tears of disappointed children.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:15, archived)

They'll get used to their prayers not getting answered

once I'm in power. I'm going to get to work on my new rubber stamp:

RETURN TO
V A T I C A N
SENDER

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:19, archived)

'return to vatican' would be a great rubber stamp to have.

you'd confuse everyone at work and few letter carriers would refuse to deliver them even without stamps.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:24, archived)

Why not be traditional?

Walk in with a bunch of lads, lop off his head, and take the lot.
It's how it worked in the old days.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)

I was going to try this, actually

but my lads kept drowning when we were trying to charge and storm their beaches from across the Atlantic.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)

*gives the monkey an axe*

hey you! how's things?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)

Better, now that you're here, sweety.

How's tricks?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:29, archived)

ah, you flatterer.

everything is super cool here in fort stink, thanks.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:32, archived)

I survived the topsy-turvy.

My arch enemy considered challenging me to a battle to the death, recently. I'm pretty sure one of us would have not survived.

But I'm getting some stuff together.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)

the next life will be better.

that's what i keep telling myself, anyway.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)

I'm not sure I get another one.

I didn't want to fill out the coupon.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)

haha!

i'll be having a free dvd.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)

It's a pretty decent show, actually.

(and I had to mail Jessie's to her in Derby)

My contribution

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:58, archived)

it could be a coaster for all i care.

i just like supporting anti-religious causes.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:03, archived)

Well, if they send you a coaster

I want you to send me a T-shirt that says "I took the blasphemy challenge, and I didn't get no fucking roller coaster"

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:05, archived)

Bugger that, and the teaboy too!

/Baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wales.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:06, archived)

I used to wail in the bath

when I was younger*.

*especially when I sat on G.I. Joe!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:08, archived)

~~G.I. Joe~~ Action man

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:11, archived)

Gee, I don't know?

He was the Real American Hero.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:13, archived)

He had no genitals

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)

Yeah. That was a 'mind fuck'*.

*unless you sat on him

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:17, archived)

all-American hero...

...made in Taiwan...;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)

"BEND OVER, BLACKADDER!"

classic!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:10, archived)

i will have some tea, please.

THE LOVING COMES LATER. AFTER THE TEA.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:21, archived)

loving first, then tea!

everyone known the loving makes you thirsty!

also, g'night all, i'm off to bed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:32, archived)

RUN AWAAAAY!

RUN AWAAAAY
RUN AWAAAAY!

G'night.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)

no tea in bed, it stains the sheets.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)

that's no

tea...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)

i mixed it with lube.

safe drinking, everyone.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)

Very no tea of you!

It does slide right down, though.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:49, archived)

and it helps conceal the presence of tiny shit particles on the downstroke!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:57, archived)

I figured that was just a hairball?

*coughs*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:08, archived)

sorry - i did douche but it was with old douchewater.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:11, archived)

It'll never catch on*

*except for people's uvulas

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:13, archived)

i save it to give to the homeless.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:16, archived)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:33, archived)

what in hell?!

THERE IS FREAKISHNESS ON MY MONITOR!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:36, archived)

It's the official b3ta tea boy.

Zyk0tik, from ye days of olde.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)

like i said....

THERE IS FREAKISHNESS ON MY MONITOR!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)

Le Freak

says he!

*FREAKS OUT*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:14, archived)

c'est chic!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:56, archived)

he has the features of a male model.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:34, archived)

Kinda generic, though.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:37, archived)

That looks like a younger version of me.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)

Are you a multi-billionare dork?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:50, archived)

no.

I am the worlds poorest cool person.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:54, archived)

I see.

It's not you, then.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:09, archived)

WHY DID THEY TAKE THE SUGAR OUT OF BEROCCA?

NOW IT'S ALL FROTHY AND IT TASTES SHIT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:57, archived)

Has postbear been making your tea again?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:09, archived)

shhh!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:36, archived)

NSFW .....................Television Sucks !!!

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:35, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:36, archived)

Too many colours

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)

Or too many pixels.

;-)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:44, archived)

I'm tripping my tits off

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:49, archived)

Sounds like they're too fucking long?

Have you tried rolling them up or maybe clothespins?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:50, archived)

I like to use pegs

But they irritate the nipples

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:52, archived)

Are you trying to make yourself into a Lite Brite?

*is giggling*

(we say pins, not pegs. In my head, pegs go into holes)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:55, archived)

Weirdo

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:58, archived)

You're fucking jealous!

We no longer say thee and thine or waste the letter 'u' or a lot of that other silly Queen's English crap (including having a monarch).

Fuck her. She doesn't even knight foreigners since she's racist.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:01, archived)

She is a foreigner

A money grabbing one at that

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:02, archived)

She has a face that could crack a plate.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:04, archived)

I don't even know what that means

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)

Kind of like a mirror

but it doesn't even need as much detail.

Look at this face...
Crack a fuckin' plate.
/Aaron Neville blog

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:07, archived)

Swing them over your shoulder

like a continental soldier?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:55, archived)

he can tie them in a knot

he can tie them in a bow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:57, archived)

NOT ENOUGH PIXELS

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:50, archived)

Pixel is the name of one of the characters in Lazy town....

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:56, archived)

And you know this how?

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:59, archived)

I knew this too

because I watch Lazy Town.

What of it!?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:18, archived)

I know not of this "Lazy Town"

Although, I should live there.

I had been in bed for 24 straight hours before getting up today.

And I only had about 6 hours sleep =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:59, archived)

I nearly named my cat Pixel.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:02, archived)

I once found the neighbor's cat dead in the street on a windy night

it's face was frozen in one last automatic snarl against a world that was totally unconcerned about it's pain or it's desire.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:36, archived)

Make you feel lucky, doesn't it?

He could have taken us all!

That really fucking sucks!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:16, archived)

Dying cats'll do that.

To me it looks like they're going "OHHH SHIIII-"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:44, archived)

You are Cloud.

AICMFP

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)

I WISH I was that cool

Thankyou for the sentiment =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:29, archived)

It's the FUTURE!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)

this is why i should be a mod.

I would have linked this.

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d d, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:03, archived)

Congratulations for acknowledging this is NSFW.

A sound rogering for not linking it in the first place.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:11, archived)

Pfft!

I've seen much worse.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)

and starred in much more explicit.

we all remember your cockshots.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:28, archived)

Some of my cockshots

can knock over a grown man.

NSFW Cockshot

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:51, archived)

old fashioned porn, mmm.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)

crouching tiger, pissed-up ninja

his breath is a lethal weapon!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:24, archived)

It reminds me of teletext

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)

hahaha!

i didn't notice that till you said it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)

888

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:28, archived)

that's

subtitles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:34, archived)

Pfft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:36, archived)

there are no blue-eyed ninjas.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:25, archived)

i will call this the comeback of oops! i lost my ghostie.

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sooperdave, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:42, archived)

not unlike herpes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)

Definitely unlike nothing I've never not seen before

Totally deunoriginal

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:45, archived)

I've been tango'd

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:46, archived)

Yarr

*paints self orange and slaps your ears/punches head/hand protective kiss*

Pick and choose any of the good adverts.

ALSO

Just found Nathan Barley on TV-links.

Forgot how bizarre it was.

Schweet

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:51, archived)

Put some arms on it

and it will look like something from Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:44, archived)

Oops!

Bloody ninjas took your ghostie!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:45, archived)

YEAH!

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Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:46, archived)

Rawr!

Ninja'd!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:50, archived)

AAU

Claim the ninja is going to use ghostie as a weapon and compo it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:09, archived)

might

aswell.

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sooperdave, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)

\o/

Run, he's got a ghostie!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:13, archived)

your ghost is mentally challenged.

the ninja will use him as a weapon by giving him a job as a teacher.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:27, archived)

The Police came on in the car last night. This has been floating around in my head ever since. :)

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:40, archived)

SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE

Lully/lolly =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)

He sings a song

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)

School is like prison

You have to que up for slop.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)

Basically.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:45, archived)

I don't go to school

Also, those minims shouldn't be tied.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:49, archived)

Unfortunately

I do.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:50, archived)

Tie minims?

Tying notes is still a pretty thankless job..

Composers steal ALL your credit!

I say go on a musician murdering rampage.

Obviously, bypassing your favourite pineapple, because clearly you will need one musician to survive, right?

Right?!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:53, archived)

Of course, dear.

I will spare you.

What is tying notes? Heheh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:58, archived)

You generally tie musical notes on a score

Usually it's 2 or more quavers or anything faster such as semi-quavers.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:00, archived)

A tie looks like a slur, but it's between two notes of the same pitch.

The horizontal line in metrical groupings less than a quarter note is a beam.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:04, archived)

Oh!

I've seen that. When I used to play clarinet

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:06, archived)

I've never heard it called that before

Weirdo

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:06, archived)

Well, did you study with Trinity College, or RSM?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:13, archived)

I'm studying for my grade 5 theory

Although I don't seem to be doing very well.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:15, archived)

Apparently I needed grade 5 theory to get into LCM

Somehow, I blagged it.

Never done a day of theory lessons in my life =S

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:16, archived)

Huddersfield Univeristy demands grade 8 standard for the course I want to do

I think I'll apply to Chester instead. I didn't want to go to Hudds anyway, I already live there and I want to get out.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:19, archived)

What course is it?

I'm only doing music production, so the emphasis is more on technical theory than musical theory.

Thank shit for that ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)

Popular music and journalism

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:22, archived)

Ooh, nice combination

My brother did popular music at Barnsley. What instrument(s) is/are your main focus? =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:23, archived)

I'm a guitarist

I like soul music

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)

Schweet

Haven't listened to a good bit o' soul in a while

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)

Then you should

I got Eddie Hazel's album on vinyl last week. It cost me £45.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)

You beat me to it

CURSE YOU

But thankyou for sparing me =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:04, archived)

If I was to murder all the musicians

I'd have to to kill myself and my dearest friends. It's far too much effort.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:59, archived)

Ditto.

It might be a laugh though =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:01, archived)

can it be?

/probably the third time i've asked you this blog.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:01, archived)

Erm, yeah

Probably

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:02, archived)

how're things?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:04, archived)

Could be worse

I asked a girl out today and it went quite well.

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:08, archived)

cool.

finally i'm getting paid to be on here.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:01, archived)

well ashally their not tied their beamed.

ashally.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:00, archived)

Maybe that's what you call in the southern hemisphere

Weirdo

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:02, archived)

THAT'S A GOOD POINT

Edit. I realised I was being a muppet.

You are correct sah =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:02, archived)

Isn't it a slur between 2 bars?

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Brown cow, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:03, archived)

A slur is between two notes of a different pitch

A tie is between two notes of the same pitch, it ties them into a single note across multiples bars

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:08, archived)

Interestingly*,

Sting used to be a teacher and wrote that song about a girl he taught who had a crush on him. And stood too close to him. Perhaps even in the dinner queue.

*ok, only slightly.

edit: yes, it is 100% of FACT.

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:50, archived)

Hahah

are you serious? I never knew that. That's some crazy shit!

They serve dinner at school?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:51, archived)

here in jolly old England

we call lunch dinner sometimes. Weird, huh?

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:53, archived)

Oh.

Heh. So knew that!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:59, archived)

And dinner

can be called tea (in the North) and supper (by posh people) It's all terribly confusing...

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enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:01, archived)

My, my.

To me, it's just breakfast lunch dinner.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:07, archived)

We love Tea so much we name other things 'tea' just so we can have more of it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:21, archived)

tea ftw!

best of all the leaf-based beverages!

i have a HUGE mug of tea in front of me right now...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)

I'd have one,

but at this time I'd be awake for hours.
Not that I probably won't be anyway. :/

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 2:40, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:56, archived)

To me, it seemed funnier last night when I was delusional with sleepiness. ;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 1:59, archived)

let's be honest.

the police were crap.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)

Then, as now.

news.yahoo.com/s/launch/20070920/en_launch/48437543

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 4:22, archived)

hahaha!

"it's like letting air out of a balloon."

i hope they do go to #1, it'll be a laugh.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 5:26, archived)

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