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Apologies

This has been on my mind for a while, so I had to get rid of it.

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

Dawkins is a fucking cock.

100%FACT.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

Whereas he really likes you.

Quite a lot. He wants to involve you with his fucking and cock, if it pleases you.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

agdogstic

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)

that's profound

100% fact

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

i've never read it but im inclined to agree just because of the fuckin

title of the book

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

read the book

he isn't a cock at all.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

I read it too

and I still think he's a cock.

Selfish Gene was pretty good. Blind Watchmaker wasn't bad either but recently he seems to have turned into the polar opposite of the Intelligent Design nutters - all rant and not much else.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

He speaks very highly of you

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

You always say that but where's your evidence for the existence of Dawkins' fucking cockness??

Faith's not enough for me - I want SCIENCE!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

He is somewhat blinkered

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

by the search for truth?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

Yes

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)

Science, fables, religion

they are all just ways in which we shape the world which is beyond our understanding.

An element of what is scientific fact today WILL be proved wrong in the future. Science is justified opinion, but it is opinion.

His intolerance of others is bordering on religious bigotry. The man is a fundamentalist and causes hurt to others.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)

he is a bit of a twat when he talks to people with different views

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)

Yes.

He is guilty of every trait he demands be wiped out by religious nutjobs.

He is overzealous and of no use to humanity.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)

^This

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

here he explains why

www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=25A5DA8D-E7F2-99DF-32F53BCD97024B43&sc=I100322

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

I give him the finger when he's on the telly

safe in the knowledge that I can see him and he can't see me

this gives me a feeling of IMMENSE POWER

then I have a custard cream

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

hahahahah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)

I sometimes feed the sparrows too

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

oi!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

a fine reward

for giving that prick the finger.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

The possibility that the scientific view of things may change in the future

is exactly what makes Dawkins the opposite of a fundamentalist.

Science is constantly re-evaluating itself as new evidence is discovered. It is open to criticism and discussion. Fundamentalism is not.

If anyone found even the slightest bit of credible evidence that a God exists, I am sure Dawkins would be fascinated to see it and would alter his stance accordingly. As things stand, no such evidence is available.

Science may not be able to explain everything, but that does not mean we have to fill the gaps with God.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

THIS EXACTLY!!

but wouldn't it be ironic if Dawkins was actually the son of God.

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

True

but that doesn't disprove the original point that Dawkins is a fucking cock.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)

We indeed do not have to fill the gaps with God

but if people want to have theories about what fills the gaps then only a cock will not let them.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)

why is fighting ignorance

being a cock?

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

Assuming that belief in a creator = ignorance

is being a cock.

Unless of course you actually have proof that God doesn't exist?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

No. You don't need a proof of good existence (or non-existence)

you are an ignorant because you ignore that the gaps are integral part of the scientific method and that there is no need for a creator to fill them.
Besides, is impossible to "fill the gaps" withouth "destroying" the rest of the house

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

Utter drivel.

There's no need to fill the gaps with God but it's just as ignorant to assume that's the only possible place he can be or to assume that just because science can quantify something, it can explain it.

I have just as much problem with the Intelligent Design fuckwits as I do with Dawkins.

Nobody can prove that God does or doesn't exist. Assuming that one or other belief = ignorance makes you an arrogant cock.

And that destroying the house sentence doesn't actually make sense.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)

This.

I have a massive problem with religious fundamentalists, but Dawkins has gone from being a fairly rounded scientist to being a man who says 'you like God! you are an idiot!'.

His crimes are identical to those of the religious bigotry brigade.

Tolerance is required and he doesn't have it.

Nor do I always, but I don't set myself on a pedestal.

Scientific assumptions ARE belief.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)

the house analogy is the whole point

is not about the existence of god or not. Is invoking god (without any evidence for its existence) to to explain natural phenomena.

The house analogy is to clarify that gaps have already existed (and will already exist). Until 400 years ago, the creator was used to explain planetary motion. Now we have a scientific theory for it. So either invoking god at that point was incorrect, or our current scientific theory for planetary motion is incorrect. But we can track back the planetary theory to other scientific theories, which must be now wrong as well (otherwise our planetary motion theory would be correct) and so on and so forth, until we are left with no scientific theory at all.

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:45, archived)

Yes BUT

we have stories to fill the gaps in knowledge.

zealots who cannot accept that they might be wrong and someone else might be right are idiots.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)

yes

but see Mistery Bob's below.

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)

Not wanting to fill the gaps is ignorant.

Accepting that it is a task which can never be completed does not make the search for knowledge any less valid.

Deciding which elements you are assuming and which you are casting aside is equally valid. Occam's Razor is an excellent machination.

Deciding that those who choose different assumptions are ignorant is bigotry.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)

As I have said elsewhere

I think Dawkins is happy for people to believe anything they like. It's human nature for people to believe in any number of a million different things and I doubt he believes he can stop that (in fact, he writes about possible ways such belief systems may have arisen).

However, why should he not be vocal about his views and try to convince others to take them on board? Isn't that what religion does constantly?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

There would be no problem if he didn't mind religion doing it too

but he says that they should be stopped whilst his message be preached, for example, in schools.

I am not in favour of either camp, but the support for Dawkins by people who are pleased to see fundamentalists shouted down appalls me, since he IS a fundamentalist.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:37, archived)

It always eems to come back to the word "fundamantalist"

but a fundamentalist is somebody who cannot change his view. He has a belief system that will not alter, regardless of whatever anyone else says.

Dawkins position is not one of fundamentalism. He says, "I have looked at the evidence and this is what I conclude." His conclusion is that the likelihood of there being a God is very small.

He may argue this passionately and articulately, but that does not make him a fundamentalist. Hey may offend and annoy people along the way, but that is not fundamentalism.

Should new evidence be uncovered that throws his argument into doubt, he would amend his conclusions and possibly change his mind. That is not fundamentalism.

He lays out his reasoning and explains why he thinks what he thinks and invited others to debate with him - that is not fundamentalism.

I'd love to continue debating more, but unfortunately I have to get to the shops before they close.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:00, archived)

A religious belief is generally "I have looked at the options and this is what I conclude" also.

Dawkins is NOT open to a God - have you not read the book? Sometimes he says he is, but he is not.

The problem I have is not that he states his conclusion, but that he says that anyone with a different conclusion is wrong.

Any religion, and one who questions the idea that we are a God free society is, in his words, ignorant.

This is fundamentalism.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:22, archived)

Not all religions are evangelical

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)

but often it is the evangelical religions that have most mass influence.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:01, archived)

this^

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)

This.

His opinion is not a bad one, but his single minded ingnorance of anyone else's opinion smacks of the zealot.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)

Your

single minded ingnorance of anyone else's opinion of him smacks of the zealot, zealot.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)

He believes that if you believe in anything except science then you are wrong and should be forced to listen to reason and abolished from society.

I believe that everyone can believe what they want.

The only thing I am intolerant of is intolerance.

And the Dutch.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

I agree that everyone should be allowed to believe what they want

as long as they do what I say.

This system is not quite in place but it will be, oh yes.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

I don't think he wants you to be abolished from society

he doesn't want you to believe in science either. Science is not something you can believe in or not (the only things you really have to believe in are the assumptions), but forms a logical and consistent construct to investigate the world.

The thing he's intolerant of is ignorance.

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

so you havent read

the "The God Delusion" then?

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

All religions

are intolerant. To believe in one god requires denying the existence of all the others.

I would love the pope to stand up in St Peters square tomorrow and say to the crowd:
"Lets get this straight once and for all. Muslims, you are going to hell. Scientologists? Gonna burn. Hindus? Eternal damnation."

The Christian church tried to fudge around with this in Vatican II, but essentially the unbelievers still go to the hot place.

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FOONLY, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)

No, not ahh!

Consider the lily

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littlefish I like cheese, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

hahahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

I have done

I've considered it a lot.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

Richard Dawkins

wants to be Daniel C. Dennett!

FACTOID!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)

Unfortunately, a counter-argument book

entitled 'The Dawkins Delusion' is an even bigger pile of cock.

True b3tans should be tucked up in bed with a copy of 'The Raw Shark Texts'. Now that's a cracking headfuck. A memetic shark that can come at you out of a book, or your TV, or the pattern on a floor - that's just fucking brilliant.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

He comes across as arrogant sometimes, yes

But it's nice to see someone getting angry for a change about all the wrongness

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corington, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

Tghe anger IS tghe wrongness.

Believing in God (or Father Christmas) hurts nobody.

Getting upset about what others believe is what causes the problems.

Ever assumption amounts to a belief. Whatever he says, Dawkins believes there is no God, he doesn't know, yet he vehemently accuses those who are willing to suggest that there might be one of ignorance.

I have no idea what there is. I'd be interested in discussing it, but just saying 'I don't like your way, so it's wrong is cock behaviour.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)

Those who believe in a God,

at least those who believe in a mainstream interpretation of a God, have large organisations to back them up. They have many articulate and convincing people constantly speaking on their behalf and reassuring them that they are right.

This has led to the belief in a deity as the default position in most societies.

If nothing else, at least Dawkins provides an equally articulate and convincing voice for those that do not believe there is a God. Especially for those in places like the American Midwest, where there are precious few like-minded folks. He may give the impression of being intolerant towards religious beliefs, but no more so than religion is intolerant of atheism.

Also, Dawkins accepts that nobody knows if there is a God or not His arguments come from the fact it is highly unlikely that there is a God (for reasons he can articulate far better then me) and not from a stubborn refusal to believe in one.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)

If this were true it wouild still make him a cock.

His position, as a self appointed high priest of atheism, is just as valid as that of fundamentalist religious leaders.

That is 'not valid at all'.

People don't need to be told, ever, for any reason, that they are not allowed to believe what they want to, be that in no God, in God or in the flying spaghetti monster.

Sadly he does argue that there is no God in this book. He argues that there is no God because it doesn't fit in with his idea of what science is.

This is bigotry and cultural hatred and, to be honest, is identical to the behaviour of the zealous religious leaders.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)

So your point is

that there is no objective reality?

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)

I would have thought that there is clearly no defined objective reality.

To claim that there is is the height of conceit.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:36, archived)

you're not very self-consistent

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:48, archived)

No, I just do not accept that any theory is fact.

I always doubt.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)

but that's a different question

I also don't believe that any theory is fact.

But I believe in the existence of an objective reality and that this reality has structure. Some parts of it are self evident and cannot be proved and disporved (e.g. 1+1=2) whereas for some other we need more elaborate techniques. Science (or the scientific method) provides a framework to develop and evaluate tools to construct a representation of this reality.

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:29, archived)

new compo?

or am I missing something?

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

^this

Was just thinking that, but I canne see anything..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)

Im already in hull...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

Hahahaha

so is the guy "doing the goatse" in the background!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

pffft

well spotted

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)

pfff!

those are some huge earrings!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

Hahahahah!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

arf!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

'ningles all

I only had one pint

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

'cheaper'

but otherwise, pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

ah cheers

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

Maybe his beer

makes bird noises.

Speckled Hen perhaps?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

And also

countdown is not on till 3.30

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

Now that IS just being Pedantic

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

^this

should have said Loose Women

happy b3taday!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

Students get up

late, their schedule is pushed back...

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

Hahaha

Nice.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

ha ha

yay - ver' noice... bloody students, I don't pay my taxes, but if I did!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

I'm a Jock, I pay all my own tuition fee's and loans

Your (and my) taxes support me in no way.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

... Scots in Scotland shouldn't pay tuition fees

and Universities receive a Unit of Teaching Resource for every (most) 'home' student from the Scottish Higher and Further Education Funding Council. ... but public money given to Universities pays my wages, so I really was just taking the piss. I'd have students better supported by government if I could.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

My tuition fee's for this year where £1734

I know you're not having a go mate, I paid taxes and complained jokingly about students once too, ah those were the days when men were men and sheep were wary.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)

oh - sorry - this has kind of got out of hand...

£1734 seems like an odd number... is it a UG programme you're on or a PG one...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)

Yeah thats without the pennies added on, dunno how they work it out, you have to pay £250 squid of it on your first day, if SAAS don't give you a loan.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)

Well - I'm stumped

you might want to look into it... a Scot in Scotland shouldn't pay tuition fees... unless you've already done a degree...

I'm sure there's a reasonable explaination, but you might want to ask why you're paying fees.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)

they changed it a couple of years back

we still get great student loans though and bursary's, well the kids get the Bursary's. DAMN KIDS TAKING ALL THE FREE MONEY!!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

haha!

very good, sir.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)

I wouldn't use it on my eyes, ears, mouth or nose though..

Remember my image challenge is in my sig...

Please vote.

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

and woo and yay and this:

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

I do love this

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

voted No 1 beauty product by the readers of New Wookie

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

fwappy b3taday

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

I like this

and your image challenge.

As such I have clicked both in the appropriate places.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

Hahaha

Nice one!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

The sage and onion finally take revenge.

Apologies, I had chicken for lunch and this was on my mind..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

www.wheelybird.com/files/carrotking.gif

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

haha

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

I don't trust you any more

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

This is a real one.

And it's quite good too.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

ha ha ha

yes yes it is

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

Haha

I was wary clicking that link =P

But it was worth it, wootastic =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

*nods sagely*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)

Some more Ted's

Previously: www.b3ta.com/board/7670994

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

haha Ted rocks.

and he gives me an pearoast op:

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

COR!

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

tah!

this was only a small snippet of a work in progress, then i made the huuuuuuuuuuuge mistake of splitting up aith my girlfriend and leaving my external hard-drive at her house with AAAAAAAALL of my vector work to date stored on it.

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

why can't you get it back off her?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

i did last night, for the first time. then realised that i moved to holland to be with her, and i have absolutely no possesion i can call my own, including a computer.

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

this has the makings of a great film

have your people call my people and we'll do lunch. k? Bye.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

oh piss

still, musn't grumble, eh?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)

Is that me?

It sure looks like me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)

HA HA HA

they're brilliant

Woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

Ha ha!

Reminds me of this: www.wheelybird.com/pictures/shrek_and_jesus.gif

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

I beg your pardon?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

sorry, love you really.

just fell for the oldest trick in the book.

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

not enough "youcunt"s

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boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

I can only assume it is not what it proports to be

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

Hahaha

I had to click this just to see if you'd managed to link a gif to horses :)

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Weetobix, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

It's an easy and simple thing to do.

I don't know why people haven't done it before now, instead of resorting to tinyurl tricks.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

murdering children is also easy and simple

/McCann blog

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

and fun for *all* the family!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

this sort of thing should result in a naughty stepping

it really is a cunt's trick.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

nah, linking to mantrain is a cunt's trick

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

mantrain?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

brace yourself

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

I'd rather that

than that cunting Rick Ghastly one that completely takes over your computer and fucks everything you've been doing the last hour or two.

Unless you're on a PC.

Seriously considered ignoring the fuckwits who've been using that one.

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..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)

*googles*

*doesn't really*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

I love you.

Hard.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

git!!!!!!!

also, i've been trying to record the music, but none of my streaming recorder things seem to work anymore, i want it as a ring tone.it's not as bad as it sounds because i have only used the phone once since aug 2004.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

where it says: Looking for the jingle? Click here

deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/music.php

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

brilliant

thank you.

i never thought i'd have cause to say that.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)

hahahaha

ted rogers next
or ted bovis
or bill and ted
erm...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

super ted

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

dawn of the ted

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

Dracula: ted and loving it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

ted dwarf

the hunt for ted october
ted sonia

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

haha bless his wee socks :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

wee socks?

someday, he will be old enough to progress to fucksocks ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

yay for ted

he's the new mike yarwood.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

hello all

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

chello

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

Dhouble Bass?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

Vhiolin?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

Fhlute?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

Thrumpet ftw

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

edit/ Saxomophone

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

tubamaba

obomoboe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

Shaxomopone...

...yesh?

^{/Sean Connery blog}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

Chornet?

Thuba?

(AshTeamRacing, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:53, archived)

yeeeeeeaaaaas!! Thrumpet

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

Bha soon!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

(Bhermuda) Thriangle.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

chlarinet?

thriangle?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

I piss in your mind

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

on the newspaper! on the....oh, feck!

it's leaking out of my ears now!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

As ancient philosopher once said

New broom sweeps away many enemies.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

if your enemy is dust...

or perhaps bits of glass... certainly nothing bigger than a cat or small dog.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

Dust is the enemy of a clean floor!

And domestic animals are the enemies of sandwiches left on the table while you go to the fridge to get a drink.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

my dog once ate two dozen hash cakes i left cooling on the table

he slept for day gently whimpering, but came good after that. it proved to me you can't OD on pot because there was a couple of plants worth in that hound

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

that he did

probably :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

Norty norty

Veeery Norty, Muhahahahaha!

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..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

Death By Sporking

*Edit - just wanted to Animate them

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

But they're dead.....

You killed them

(Blartman, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

They are not real!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

!?!!!!

*calls Ofcom*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

It was in the smallprint

*Quickly adds smallprint*

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

intepid.com/res/417.gif

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

<|:O)|=¦

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

Death of a thousand cuts!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

Use the spork, luke!

Best of all the implements!

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

at w*rk :(

www.b3ta.com/board/7671166

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

I was thinking of sporks at the weekend.

If a spoon and a fork combined is a spork, is a knife and a fork combined a knork?

And would two be a pair of knorks?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

If you like

but I wouldn't recommend a titwank

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

*winces*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

*spluffs*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

Yay for sporks!

/shameless pearoast time

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

*Spits*

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..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

I can hear a barrel being scraped...

Not sure why I did this - I love this show!
EDIT: Anti-RIS... "FARSCAPE"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

Need to see more of them

I like Gigi whatserface

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

Allin?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

No idea - the grey one

Edit: Edgley, apparently

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

Edgley

www.gigiedgley.com/

I find her rather attractive painted blue as Chiana, but unattractive otherwise.

Go figure. I'd never have guessed I had a thing for blue chicks.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

you'll be buying a new freezer then

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

And what size freezer would you like, sir?

*looks at wife*
About 5'4''

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

Heh - never seen her unpainted!

She does look better that way....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

Replies here to put it nearer the top of the thread

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)

what is the original

is that a hippy wookie?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

oh, right...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farscape

EDIT: Not so much hippie wookie as grumpy fleshy-haired failed klingon

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

ooh

so a sort of updated buck rogers *intrigued*
i hope there's a suitable equivalent for colonel wilma dearing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

Bloody hell - Wilma Dearing is now Superman's mum!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

really?

fuck

are you SURE? i don't think i believe you
cos bo duke is his dad

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

Eva Marie Saint

Martha Kent in the latest filum

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

oh thank god for that

i thought you meant the one in smallville

i may now get round to watching the new superman film if that's the case

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

when was she Wilma Dearing?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

Uh?

Wilma Deering was played by Constance Moore (with Buster Crabbe) and Erin Gray (yummy) with Gil Gerard. Who the fuck is ~~Alice~~ Eva Marie Saint?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)

Ah right, she's from a 1950 live-broadcast TV series on ABC.

No recordings seem to exist of it though.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

Ha ha

You're turning into me!

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

*feels breasts*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

i've no idea what this is

i'll also take a bleedin' liberty and dump this here.

spent ages faffing with pics of sugar et al, but gave up in the end.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

eeef!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

Alan Sugar!

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boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

Needs more Scanners.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

i've just started watching it

who are all those chicks and where the fuck is the blue one gone?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

errrrmmm...

...they keep adding new characters every season.

The blue one quits after season 1 I think.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

Not as good as earlier

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(earlier)

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

Not bad, tho,

needs more fluffeh!

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..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

i've got a console thing that looks like that

it's got galaxian and tetris and triathlon and duck hunt on it (among many others)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

I have an atari 2600 at the mo, it was a freebie.

's all about the old school.

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

coooooooooooooool

i would be jealous, but having played some old atari games recently, i'm actually not

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

nope nowhere near as fun as they shoulda been.

miss pacman FTW tho.

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

A generic 'games that look muchly like old '90s stuff but with the graphics changed' all in one

where the batteries go in what appears to be a rumble pack but isn't market stall special, perchance?

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..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

I'll tell you how to make it better....

Take drawing off JJ's site, open in PS, adjust curves to pick out the lines and fade pencil squiggles. Print at 10% opacity, ink by hand and scan in at 600dpi grayscale. Save as PSD then open in Adobe Streamline. Convert to ART and save as an AI, open in Illustrator, fix any line problems and export as TIFF into PS. Select black colours, invert selection to delete everything but lineart. Lock layer and colour each area in a new layer underneath the lineart. Using the inked version, plot where shadows go in pencil, then use that as a guide with the pen tool and drop the selections brightness by 25 twice.

Then you look at your pencilled/inked paper and scan that in,adjust curves, stick on a surface blur, set layer to overlay, stick a flat colour lightish blue underneath, set that to darken and use the brush tool to roughly fill in a layer under that in the colours. Once finished, just play with gradients until you get one you like.

Turns out that the picture you see up there was actually a byproduct of what I was actually doing. Came out far better though.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

should we ask Rob to add a colouring in board?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

Be sure to mention

I want the option of painting by numbers.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)

A bit simpler:

Open in PS, adjust levels/curves till nice and solid B&W, use the Magic Wand or any cut out tool to select an area to be coloured, make a new layer, on this layer use the paint tool to put a colour swash down in this selected shape, slightly blur it to mush edges, and use a layer effect such as Overlay or Multiply to add the colour to the background, continue in this fashion until it is all coloured in, then use the Picker set to Auto Select Layer to choose each section and the Dodge and Burn tools to add shades to the block colours. Finally, take the original background, duplicate it, and move it up the layers over everything you've done so far and use Darken or similar to make the inked edges solid black again.

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..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

Seems cheap to me!

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

hahaha

they have to put flags on the tanks?

they should have 'yanks we r ur friendz' a la Pachey

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

Thats a boob on my part

I missed the number 10 on it when I exported it but the system kept falling over when I tried to upload so I just let this one stay :-)

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

Pffft...

"tried"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

it's not about you

it's about me.

RIS?

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

Teenage Mutant Ginger Fuhrer

Before you ask, his weapon is a slightly amusing viral flash animation.

Besides it's my B3taday, so vote for my image challenge suggestion:

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post91525

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

Happy b3taday!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

harpy b3taday

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

happy b3taday

and nice try, but nah

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

merry b3taday!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

I voted

I broght you cayke
I wished you happy b3taday.

The least you could do was to vote for my image challange suggestion
;)

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

Ok that's fair

*writes thank you note*

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

happuy b3taday!

now, vote for mine!
\/\/\/\/\

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

happy b3taday!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

Happy B3taday

TJ: anyone got any audiobook download site recommendations? I will pay money.

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

i get my music from emusic.com

and they are now advertising audiobooks. But I haven't checked (the music is cheap)
www.emusic.com (100% horse free)

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

Thank you

You can't look at the catalogue before you sign up though.

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

they are a bit cuntish.

They just hid it
www.emusic.com/audiobooks/index.html (still horse free)

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

It's not very user-friendly that, is it?

Ta again. :)

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

When you say you will pay money,

Is rhat for the audio books or the recommendation

As I have the mind of a child, I downloaded the Alex Ryder audio books from

www.audible.co.uk

but the usual illegal methods also work (mininova etc)

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

Thank you

(and you down there)

They seem to have a good selection.

And the money's for the books, not the recommendation, though you can have a gift-wrapped snog.

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

www.audible.co.uk looks ok

not that I've ever used it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

happy b3taday

not a chance of me voting for your challenge though, i have no idea what it means, and i'm also afraid of the increase in geek posts it would cause.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

Are you not aware of the 2 popular items

Star Wars

and

Adverts?

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

i know of adverts, i'm told they have them on the commercial radio and television channels.
i've only seen 1 star wars, the first one, when it was first shown at our local picture house.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

Double click from me

And Happy B3taday!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

I've got Mansickness

But I had to get up to make this!

Excuse sloppyness

Noon all!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

WAIT!

that's no crop circle

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

Is that the famous pirate:

One eyed Zippy?

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

no mate, that's the name of my trouser snake

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

ouch

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

whoops! sorry.

*steps back*

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

hehe

T'is what I thought

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XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

heheh

ello tan

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

Ello

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XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

Ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

Hahahaha

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

hahahahahahahahSPANG

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

hhahahahaha

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

I believe

(

Ian Woosnam, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

noooooo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

sheep go to heaven

goats go to hell

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

heheh

I never decided if the sheep were being beamed up or beamed down

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

hehehe

that was my first thought: "That's where sheep come from!" (but then I realized it was silly, because I know sheep have been domesticated from dinosaurs)

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

That's fucking cooooooooooooool!!!

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

Excellent

Little do they know they're all prolly diseased

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

hahahahahaha

this is beautiful. I wanna click it!

Are those fossil saber toothed tigers' skulls?

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

Kat in her old Super Hero duds.

Long before SA, Kat was a character in a super-hero comic I never finished.
(No; she doesn't have powers in SA, nor will she get them....unless maybe Art draws a comic staring her.....)
Edit: Two posts in a row? oooh. Board's slow the'day.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

poers?

EDIT: how rude of me, it is fecking ace, i like it.

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

The long fringey things

She had to chop them off when she got regular work though, too much grooming for early morning starts

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

It's the Scottish pronounciation

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

Poers?

Huh?

Are you drunk? Am I? Do I like this?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

What were her powers?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

coughing up mutant hairballs.

Woo. for the nice super-powered-Kat

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

They were mostly electricity based.

Plus nigh-on indestructibility.
Any time she used ‘em, her hair (and fur) would go white (and her fringe would get longer for some reason).

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

Cool - I'd like to see this one day

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

YAY

also - it's a brave boarder who'll post after Spider and Scorpion...

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

No, it's "She-woman cat type thing!"

(From Harry Enfield c.1992)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

Ha ha!

*remembers*

The Palace of Ultimate Justice! HURRAH!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

Yay Soopacat!

She's great :)

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Weetobix, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

Did Scarlet have super powers too?

Or just a fine pair of tits?

(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

yes, but cubes don't roll away from you.

ps: how's my *ahem* "order" coming along?

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)

Should be finished this evening.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

SHIFTY GOINGS ON

I LIKE IT =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

*turns up collar*

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

have you been 'saving up'?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

"Saving up" for

"making the picture"?

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ClanSoul, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

yes

with special ink

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

ning Rocky

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

Intriguing!

wonders what it can be...

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Weetobix, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

I'm guessing Pr0n

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)

With squirrel tails?

(

boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)

of course

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

And big knockers?

Good.

(

boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

You need to ask?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

I'm just checking

Sometimes people go funny and do strange things.

(

boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

i hate it when that happens.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

It's even worse when they burn your toes

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

After we met the Pope, the Archbishops and I went to a strip club for the evening.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

Are you Gerry McCann?

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)

*splutters*

hahahahhahahaha!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)

Might be.

Might be.

*leaks rumour of Maddy being spotted in pleasant holiday location to the press*

*receives funding from millionaires to spend a few weeks in pleasant holiday location 'looking' for Maddy*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

hahaha

MADDIE: SIGHTING IN PRESIDENTIAL SUITE OF BURJ AL ARAB HOTEL, DUBAI

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

in the minibar.

(

biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

Haha - he's lost his marbles!

Sorry

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

I just love Spider's veil in the last frame....

*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

hahaha!

REMORSE!

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

They died doing what they loved

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

Heehee

I like that, sir. More of this kind of thing!

*clicks*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

I like this

If only there were some sort of button I could press to signify my approval...

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

but wait!

.... there is!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

There IS?!

GLEEDOM

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

yes

... so I'm told.

It's your job to go on a quest and find it. It's going to be devilish dangerous... but there will be rewards!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

Quest? There's a quest?

Can I join?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

yes

you'll need your own sword and sarnies... probably a change of underwear.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

Sword - check

Sarnies - check
Underwear - meh, why bother?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

they only chaffe

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

And ultimately get in the way

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

too true!!

*discards undies*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

Found it

*eats cookies*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

*pouts*

But there was a quest!

Just cos you've had some today...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

okay

new quest... you'll still need your sword and your sarnies...

break into my house and tie yourself to my bed... GO!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

Right, play the mission music!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

*presses play*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

*attempts to get in through half-open window*

*gets stuck*

Bugger.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

That sounds like jealousy

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

Hell yes

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

Aww, I'm sorry :(

Your quest sounds fun though? and...and not whorish either?

um...

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

*points towards JJ's tummybutton*

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

You'll have to dig out the lint first....

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)

But it's so velvety-soft

Like unnecessarily-expensive toilet paper.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)

Yes.

The hazard light button in any car is well adapted for this purpose. It's best to use it when parked on double yellow lines whilst buying a newspaper.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

Ah, park anywhere lights.

Fitted as standard in all BMWs and Mercs.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

It's the only time the indicators get used

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

Spider and Scorpion are among my most favorite things ever

they make me so very happy!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

This.

My current phavourite fraze is "Appears gay."

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

I like the question

"Are you literally gay?"

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

that equals true!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

My favourite is the one that ends

"DEATH & TAXES"

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

Hahahaha yeah

Blummin JJ and his genius. I want fame and accolade for my amusing and surreal cartoons!

Sadly, I have all the artistic ability of seven blind hedgehogs in a bag.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

That's quite a few scrapings of talent

It's more than I have.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

On an unrelated note,

I found this on Elfwood:
images.elfwood.com/art/p/a/pawlinski/squirrel_p1.jpg
and this:
images.elfwood.com/art/p/a/pawlinski/squirrel_portrait.jpg
and I thought of you.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

clearly under age

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

It looks simultaneously scaly and furry, with a hint of feathery.

Nothing should look simultaneously scaly and furry, with a hint of feathery. It's not natural.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

I thought feathery too.

Especially on the, ahem, breast.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

Snigger

you said breast.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

Christ!

The meme is spreading. Quick, flood the interweb pipes with tar!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

........those are scary.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)

Scary,

but strangely arousing?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

Not in the slightest.

Well, not for ME at least.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

Yes.

Yes they are.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

Holy Christ!

*fears*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)

This is most

it always snows at funerals...

(

..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

At my funeral

it will snow cocaine. This I swear.

(

boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

Then

I shall be attending, straw in hand!!

(

..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

Yay!

More of this.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

Orange squash?

click for bettererer

(

spacehog, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

I'm just imagining the sound that would make

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)

'Ssssssssshhhhhhh

-aft'

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)

Ssssssssshhhhhhh

-are!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)

*frantically searches for Shaft or share anim*

*cant find*

*shafts*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

It would probably sound like "Shhhhhhh...

"I'm a complete wankerrrrrrrrrr"

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)

top tubage!

woo

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

wowsers

nicely done

the girl at the desk behind me did not know what 'hibernate' means, she is 22

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

Hit her with something

Then bury her

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

then dig her up in the spring

that'll teach her

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)

ha!

(

spacehog, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)

then tell her family she's

hibernating

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)

it's tempting

but she is so ignorant, and is aware she is ignorant, that she is quite amusing

she just asked what 'under offer' meant relating to housebuying...

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)

Kill her with stones.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)

Oh good lord!

Does she know who Red Rum was?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)

I don't like when people take pride in ignorance

It's not a badge of honour.

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

I have no idea why they do it either!

;)

(

Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

pfft

I see what you did there

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

shhhhh

how does this fine holiday finds you?

(

Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

no she's not proud of it

more that she realises that she is ridiculous

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

bet she can

practically recite the contents of Heat! or Hello! or whatever celeb-crap-mag she subscribes to though.

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

there's really no comparison between Heat and Hello!

headlines run thus:

Hello!: "Kerry Katona shows us round the inside of her enchanting new freezer"
Heat: "Kerry!"

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

Heh!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

hahaha

it's all true

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

apologies

i have no idea what i'm talking about as i've never looked inside any such magazine

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

you lucky person

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

Is it mandatory for 22 year olds to know the meaning of 'hibernate' now?

Still, young people are remarkably uneducated these days. I blame the teachers. Quite a few of my friends are teachers, and they don't know the stuff they teach.
*sigh*

Just ask your colleague to read Wikipedia when she gets home. Not just the page on hibernation. All of it.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)

But don't take it as gospel

Other books are useful too.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)

For example,

"How to read all of Wikipedia" by Arnold Enticingbullock.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)

well, the hibernate question is merely indicative of a general lack of knowledge

rather than a specific issue.

it is related to her leaving scholl with no qualification, but i feel that someone would have to be deliberately avoiding the world to be quite this unaware

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)

so you work in show biz?

(

Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)

i used to

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

but then there was that business with the dead guy in the pool

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

that video of you singing in your undies?

;)

(

Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

in 20 years, the word will be redundant anyway

polar bears are fucked

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

I think you mean useless

/pedantic prick blog ;)

(

Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

or redundant, either works.

is this board made up exclusively of 22 year olds today?

(

Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

Nope, I'm 24

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

want to see some puppies?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

nope

redundancy and usefulness are different things.
Redundant would imply that the concept is still used, but another word is chosen to express it.

edit: 29

(

Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

then surely redundant fits well enough to make no difference.

(

Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

haha are you a 22 year old?

it's not just polar bears that hibernate shirley?

(

Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

George off of Blue Peter

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)

Walt Disney

(

Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)

Christopher Reeve

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

She left...

...a job at an insole factory with no qualifications?

(beemoh, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

didn't know the word?

or didn't know of the concept of hibernation?

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

i assume didn't know either

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

*estevates*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

heh hehe

nice

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)

lovely

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)

pfft!

(

mutated monty, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

No title

I'm running out of ideas...

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)

compo it!

good afternoon all

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)

'noonz

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

thought i would post this..... didnt think i could show my boss!

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)

post what?

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)

Your 'boss'?

You mean your great big hairy man lover, don't you?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

i'm not hairy...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

'lo son!

I got paid to have sex today, it was surprisingly unwhorish ;)

(

wtfboya?!

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)

but that does technically

make you a whore doesn't it? or am i missing something about the definition of a prostitute here?

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)

^ this

Like that American case where the newspaper paid a woman to have sex with someone called Frank.

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)

^That

/Frank blog

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)

ooooooo k...

are we telling dad?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)

O_O

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

Hahah, read that carefully for facts rather than assumptions

;)

(

But seriously, what?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)

^ what she said

/stunned blog

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)

oookay

the facts seem to indicate that you're the prostitute mother of ivesb .. is that right?

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)

0_o

you what?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

'Got paid to'

or 'paid to'?

I just want to make sure we're singing from the same balcony here.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

Theeeere we go

Gold-star-sticker for the gentleman

Yeah, I was being paid, and also happened to sneak in a bit of sex. Mmmmmm.

Edit: you guys crack me up! you all seem genuinely worried that you have a prostitute in your midst!
...or you were just wanting to check before you asked for rates

(

well , i still don't get it.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

I had to nip home

I only live round the corner from work, still being paid, had sex.

(

ahhh!!

isn't dad at work?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)

it's starting to make sense now.

you got home early from work, even though you where not supposed to quit, and had sexyteim with your lover during this time. is that it?
;)

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)

this is how Nigel Havers would explain it

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)

i am nigel havers.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

trying new condoms?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

I want your job

Where do you work, and do they have any -ahem- positions?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

Hahah, welcome back Mrs. T

Nah, my job is shit, but it has quiet moments and these can sometimes be used to advantage

(

It would still be nice if there's was anyone here worth 'procastinating' with....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)

That must be quite a feat.

You know that if they caught you, McDonalds would downgrade you a star, don't you?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

At least two!

But at least I'd be taken off the grills for a bit
/risk assessment

(

Perhaps I'm being dim (more than likely), but I'm still not really with you.

don't mean to be an idiot, sorry....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

she was fucking during work time

and therefore was still being paid whilst having sex.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)

It's a bit like having a dump at work and saying you are being paid to lay cable

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)

haha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)

Well Deserved. :)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

mwahahaaha :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

She was having the sex during work time

While she was technically being paid.

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)

That's sick that is!

I'm so not letting you babysit again

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)

Awwwww!

He still owes me oral
*sulks*

(

l c

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

He still owes her orac?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

I always wondered what happened to him

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

how much?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

only because

i shaved you

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)

You missed a bit

(

no, no i didn't

that's a mirkin :D

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

WHAT?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

sorry .. didn't i tell you?

i gave you an arse mirkin

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)

dammit zed!!

*goes to the mirkin clinic*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

My Word!

What's going on with you today?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)

haha!

numpty!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

Come on Captain, don't let us down now!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

yer maw!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

YOUR A SPASTICK LOL

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

oi!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

Sorreh

I, of course, meant 'Scope Lord'.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

'Scope Lord'

that's bloody fantastic!!

*collapses on floor laughing*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)

The Scope Lord of Firetop Mnnntain

^{Er, what?}

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)

pssst!

try to include an image

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

sorry! the big hairy lover was close...

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

i have something like that stealing apples from my garden...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)

Grrrr! *gargle*

(

..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)

Ted the Churchill Years

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

this is quite disturbing

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

...

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

i'd vote for him!!

if i voted.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

hahahahah

too cute!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

Ted for P.M :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

Pffffttttt!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

have a heart shat!

he didn't posted the image in the thread instead of starting a new one!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)

subtle

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

i was going to post this also....but I didnt

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

Boing ...

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)

almost made it to the moon!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

Needs more:

"that's no moon"....

(TurboGEEK is thinking wizards should know better., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)

Ooo topical
Source

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

haha

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Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)

Hi, sorry I was on the phone

*waves to everyone who said hello and woo down there*

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

hahaha

all is forgiven

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)

Please would you be so kind as to re-edit your post?

I don't want bollocks in that thread.

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)

why?

are you going to show it to your mum?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)

No, I just don't want it there

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

just keep posting!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)

*obliges*

438

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)

*rips trousers off*

FASTER!!!!!!
;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)

nice

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)

haha

is that just after he's done the double rimmer salute?

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

Ha ha ha

(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)

Chortle!

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..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)

Hahaha

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-MIlH3NM9ok

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)

hahahahahaha

S M E G H E A D !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)

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