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# 'Noon


Story
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# That's too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Lovely font though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# far too this/that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# He's prime minister?
Since when?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I didn't vote for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Gah!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# pisspot, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Budget Transformer
(Rum, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ees good...
but you've posted with 4 minutes to make it to the top of the compo. You can have my click for what it's worth :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# oh well
didn't realise tht... next time then...

I made it yesterday too...
(Rum, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Gordon Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *attempts to buy*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Sexy!
[] When it comes to .gifs is IE the one that
plays them too slow compared to FF?

*edit* yours isn't slow or fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Not too slow, not too fast?
Would that be half-assed, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Yes.

Or rather, FF seems to be playing them too fast.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# is it not just a difference in
what happens if you don't set a frame delay for your .gif (or set one under 0.03s)?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Bountains
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Bran!


It's the future.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I wish I had
a Bran Van (3000)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# i hope it is available
in a number of easy instalments
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Bran for the face!
Well I'm sold. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I'll take three.
Do you provide a gift wrapping service?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *orders*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I'm saving the cash. Asked santa for it.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I assume you don't have to worry
about blockages.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Is this real?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Careful
Might cause a brannedwagon.
(Still up for grabs... getting branned, brannedname, anything involving fibre)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Does water come out too?
or is it all bran?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# IT'S ALL BRAN!
hahahah Allbran. Was that a joke, or were you being serious?

I apologise if you were being serious and I took your statement in jest. If that is the case, please accept 10 free Bran Fountains as an apology
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# It was said in jest
but I'd still like some free bran fountains if that's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Bran fountains my arse!
You need a Wholewheat Bidet.

They're the future, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Weetobix taps FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# can I get one from the Argos?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Only from selected branches
of Bran Fountains r Us
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# *brandishes*
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I predict a spanging!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] well, that macbook is in the bag
that macbook is in the bag
click for bigger/not horrible (a totally unnecessary 600k)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Yup.... Looks that way...

CLICKS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# MY EYES MY EYES!!!
*glees*

reminds me of this!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# * cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# You're not seriously suggesting...
That you didn't know that'd be there, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# deary me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
#
www.youareamassivegay.com
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# as if i wasn't
looking copiously at that site during the making...
(i have my speakers off)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# He's my friend's uncle.
She wasn't aware that he was utterly gob-smackingly incredible until I explained to her his impact. Apparently he was the black sheep of the family and had been encouraged not to contact him.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# he does look somewhat like an actual black sheep in that picture
*considers shopping*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Oo, that's reminded me of a really old animation I made
www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/brother_black_sheep.html

I'd completely forgotten about that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# good multi-spanging
i was just trying to play your giraffe-milking game

i wasn't very good at it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Oh no!
You mean the baby giraffe died of malnutrition and it was all your fault? Shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I love this
obscure PWEI references FTW...I just downloaded the 86-94 anthology and am annoying the fuck out of my Argentinian neighbours with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *does Dance of the Mad*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Horay!
Also, Love is all are great. I have a signed copy of that album.
(checkers, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Anyone ever notice the shameful product placement?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Nozama!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# say that into a web browser three times and the dreaded posting and shipping monster gets you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Strange, I just read a short article on product placement.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ah...
...that'll be the Shining you see!
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# who was it sponsored by?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Woah...
You must be in the Twiglet Zone
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# do do do do
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# kylie ate my hamster

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# what
a cow eh... tish!
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# He should be
so lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# um...
Andy Murray ate my weisswurst

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I'm scared
I fear the wurst.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# he's even got one of your shirts on
back to front,
i was asked whilst wearing my mince tee if the slogan was some sort of gay code for something.
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Yes, you are inviting all comers to fuck your arse ragged
No, not intentionally at least.

Someone in Luxembourg bought a Cherry Bakewell T shirt a few days ago, now that is an invite to a buggery!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Wasn't that their ad campaigne ages ago?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Can't read 1/2 of those products
maybe add a link to a larger version?
(IcantLive Needs sleep, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# it's...
..B&Q, Woolworths, British Steel and Amazon.

There you go
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Thanks
I even tried dropping down to 640x480 from 1680x1050 in a vain attempt to read them
(IcantLive Needs sleep, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# 1680x1050 ?! Bloody 'ell
/windows 98
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# You communist!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# ha! reminds me of the guy (from a tv company) trying to claim that not watching the adverts on TV was stealing...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
#

Big!

Click here and save the world!*
*May contain small parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# we have that problem at our hospital..
'is he dead?'
'probably'

(muffled)'i'm not dead!'
'too late, you're in the bag'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# was that in an email cascaded from management?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# no,
but i'm sure someones been put in the freezer once and not been dead..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# that's what happens if you buy stuff from Iceland
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha! You're in the bag already!
No escaping it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Imagine the paperwork!
Tsk! Pesky patients.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Ah... that explains a lot....
ivesb 'lives in a hospital...'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Ha ha!
I'm loving these.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Thanks
your badger story is also rather special. Will there be a sequel?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Yes
But it took ages to do the first one and I'm terribly bad at finishing things.
*casts eyes over huge pile of unfinished things*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# You shouldn't throw your eyes onto the pile of unfinished things
eyes are very highly evolved organs, and I'd say they are pretty close to being finished. Casting them away like that will only slow you down.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# A sad tale.



Click for bigger.
Click for a wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# *weeps openly in the office*
ACE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Poor badger :(
Sad fact of my life - I've never seen a live badger, only dead ones at the side of the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# i used to see them all time when i stumbled back home, drunk, through a copse..
scared the crap out of me they did!
bloody vicious things!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# You shouldn't drink in graveyards if you don't want to stumble over corpses!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# i do want to stumble over corpses...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
#
stumble over
(add sick comment as appropriate)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# * vomit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# eww
sicko
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# we had a cat once who had a toy badger
the cat used to shag it on the kitchen table

and once clawed a dentist's eyelid then pretended to be a mermaid
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Brilliant!
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha that's wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Right.....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# BEST. THING. EVER
tis sad, but lully :)
(That Random Guy, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# nice
so long and thanks for all the fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# EPIC!
And also, utterly utterly brilliant.

It's a shame I can only administer the one click...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Quite, Quite Brilliant!
*Clicks*
*clicks again*
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Hatstandery of the finest water . . .
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
#
t'riffic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# All the fish?
Gone?
Just like that?
Poor mammals...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Suits me.

I don't like fish.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Not even mermaids?
Even if they're really manatees!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# haha!
nice sig!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# It was when you stepped into that cone of light that I realized...
It was you all along, Ivesb! * Muaah! *
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# That is absolutely wonderful
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Fantabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# What a good story
more of this kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Marvelous stuff
*clicks*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Absolutely
Terrifically
Fantastically
Perfectly
Amazingly
Wonderfully
Lovely.

Worth more than a click =]

Perfect way to start my b3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I thought there might be some sort of acrostic at work there...
but ATFPAWL isn't a word is it...

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I'm sorry
Also, I'm terrible at that
Moreso than you could believe

Great talent to be able to do it
And not to insult yourself in the process.
You would be amazed at what some people write.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I have been saving this woo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Helloooooooo, Cockalorum!
That's woo-tastic, that is! All B3ta-y and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Wowsers!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Put your foot down!


Hi cockalorum indeed, though.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# That baby cranks!
Can you do that to my truck?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Where's 'at then?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# On the 'mercan side of the pond
If you can arrange the airfare, ground transportation, lodging, and meals, I'll buy you a beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# *dies inside*
Oh. A REAL truck.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# this is v bleak
and therefore good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Please
Release this as a children's book.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# words are not enough
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Jesus but
that's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# brilliant
give this man the whole front page.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# So long
and... no wait, that was something else.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# wow
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)
# stunning stuff. thank you.
i am impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:24, archived)
# lovin it
but sad
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Bah
bumhug
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# but but but...
is pip not gonna go and ask santa for an elf girl for christmas again this year :(
(IcantLive Needs sleep, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Right! Now I'm CONVINCED you have a camera in my house . . .
It's the cellar for you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# *climbs stairs*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# we know all about
your elf porn - it was all over the interweb newses!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I'm confused
So you have weetabix eyebrows and live with a cat, a penguin and a squirrel?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Leave my eyebrows out of this
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Oi you!
Back on my forehead! No! Closer together so I can frown at you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Fiendish!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# and How!
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# "and how... do I live with a cat, penguin, and a squirrel"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# How do I ever... ever surviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I can't liiiiiiiive if living is without (a cat, a penguin and a squirrel). I can't liiiiiiiiiivvveee.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I seem to agree with pip
I'm avoiding the shops like the plauge - also get stuff cheaper online too!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I've found
that a lot of things are actually cheaper in shops now.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# then you sir
are shopping at the wrong places online
(IcantLive Needs sleep, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Having tried in vain to get to John Lewis on Oxford Street the other evening
I heartily concur with the above sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I'm with the short arsed penguin on this point.
Christmas shopping is hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# ...and play a loud backing track of single mothers screaming at kids in pushchairs

/Arndale blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# shit me, as you mentioned arndale there i decided to try and figure out why EVERYONE seems to haqve an arndale near them,
turns out two people are responsible........the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Every time I'm in the Manchester one I hear Obi-Wan's voice...
'you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be careful'.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You have to leave your droids outside, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# No no. It's...
'You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. C'mon - you'll love it!'
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# pah!
hard drive elf porn isn't the same!



You can't get restraining orders from them...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# it's not the same without the slap!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Exactly. The internets shall never compare
to the vicarious thrill of being chased by burly security blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# *sighs wistfully*
think i'll go 'shopping' this weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# = D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# *invents USB slapping device*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# i got dragged out last weekend...
t'was a good thing i'm not allowed to carry my sword in public!! (steel OR pork)

wheres all the denizens gone?
have they all been killed in the pencil sharpener?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# One story line at a time!
Otherwise it'd be All-At-Once Art
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *backs down*
*for now*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I read all of these yesterday
I'm worried about the denizens too. Are they OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# * click

* I love these... it's taking me quite a while to read through all the old ones though

Well done JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Who could relate to a character with a hard drive full of elf porn?
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I win the Macbook within an hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Nice One, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Excellent!
Reminds me of one of my old compo entries...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# This warrants more comment
for 'tis most good. The curse of JJ strikes again.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] my tablet is broken. marvel at my skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# That gets a woo from me young lady =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# dad!!
can i have a nice big dadhug?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *nice big dadhugs*
Y'alright son?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# yup!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Great Woo Pic, Prof!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Cheers bloke \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hurrah!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *marvels*
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Hooray for shape tween!
PIRATE HAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Tanfastic.
Woosomely smooth
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Oh, it's like Elton John but better!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *marvels*
it seems your flash's shape tween is still working ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# needs more oars!
(rowboats in disguise)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# That
is a sexual fantasy plucked straight from my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# THAT
....is quite lovely
(Wibih, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Like this...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# yay.
pirehat
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Woo!
Speaking of tablets. How cheap do they get? The missus is thinking of getting one but knowing her, she'll only use it a couple of times then get bored so I don't want to spend too much on one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Aldi are selling them next sunday only
A4 size @£30
www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/offers_week_49_sunday_2007.htm
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# How do you smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# That's wonderful
I wonder if DTHs hat can do that..
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I WANT A HAT THAT DOES THIS =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Robternoon!
The mighty lunch penguin summons various foodstuffs for his daily duties, dealing food to the hungry masses around the world.
Vladimir catches a rare glimpse of this wondrous sight, and stays vigilant, knowing that the German Sausage could fall from the sky at any moment.



What're you lot up to, today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I did just scratch one of my testicles.
It was damn itchy I can tell you! All good now though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# left or right?
yes it makes a bloody difference...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Left
Right underneath by the perineum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm *sexshudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# jeez. the concentration, man
that penguin is intense.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# He's like..
ZRRRNNNGHHHHHHNNBGHHRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# did a bit off poo come out?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# No.
That's Vladimir.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# exackly
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# trying not to w*rk or lose my temper
and trying to spend all day on here...

NOTHINGS WORKING!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Apart from your 'post this again' button


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# eh?
what are you on about?

have you been at the white spirit again uncle?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# WOTHINGS NORKING

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Not working!
I get out at 11:10 on wednesdays!

Also woo to the pic. It manages to amalgamate the two greater facets of life; lunch and penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Wurst things have happened
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Work, work, work, work
but then I'm off tomorrow and Friday, because tis my BUFFDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Yay!
Happy Buffday for tomorrow and Friday!

why do you get 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# because she's the captain!
*clips round ear*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Oh, but asking a woman her age
isn't worth a clip round the ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# oh god i hope so!!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *stretches* I'm not a woman, I'm still a mere slip of a girl.
:D

And you can ask what you like, my fluffy faced amigo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# It's Friday
And I only get one, but I wanted a long weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# YAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
how old?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# :D ta
23.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Slappy bumday!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# SLAPPY GUS!
Thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# bloody kids!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# *shocked and horrified*
FUCKING OLD BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# *waves cane*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I have donuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# *robs mercilessly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Help yourself
I got loads.

Everyone keeps asking if it's my birthday.

What actually happened was I was on my way home last night, fancied a donut and they only did packs of ten and they were buy one, get one free.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# not a lot of note
waiting for the bits of my new computer to arrive so it can be built
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Today I made alan "The voice of the balls" Dedicoat sing Princes, 1999
then I visited a student's house to fix her PC. After that I went to Woody's and got a lorne and black pudding roll. The roll had three slices of lorne and two slices of black pudding in it, it was very tasty. then I spoke to Jimmy about my first bike which was one of those bikes that had solid tyres and only front brakes. Then I mp3d a tape of Cossack Festival music which I bought for 5p from a charity shop I visited on Saturday. I'm having a very busy day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Marvelous!
busy Interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# this is
somewhere beyond genius
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Ahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I believe in Lunch Penguin...
I do I do I do I do!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# voting finishes at 2pm for the transformer / macbook compo
With Sheep / Happy Toast and C_kick currently in the top three places, there's only a few votes in it.

So VOTE NOW, as your vote really could make a difference.

www.b3ta.com/challenge/if-everyday-objects-were-transformers/popular/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Quick everyone!
Vote for me!

I'll break the Macbook into tiny pieces and share it with everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# i think this looks a fair result,
unless we all team up and have an awful entry pip the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# i really thought there would be a transformer pissing in my face
that would get all the votes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# DAMN YOU WORK FOR NOT LETTING ME HAVE PHOTOSHOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# there's still time. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I wanted to do something with your tin helmet
But I can't animate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Heh
I'll be pitching that as a plot for the movie sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Compo it!
There's still time!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# The MacBook shall be mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# hmmmm
I wonder if DOCTOR DYSLEXIC entered?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# i like this gem:
www.b3ta.com/board/7811576
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# "LOLZORDS"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *votes for Mister Splashy Pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# haha
i saw that on talk and liked it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# pitches story to daily mail 'the Mister Splashy Pants syndrome'
about web voting thingies
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
I voted for that yesterday, it's got something like 75% of the votes so far.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# What the hell is Mister Splashy Pants?
And do we get a new compo at 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Your vote counts!
vote.greenpeace.org/11/12/results
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Class.

*votes for Mister Splashy Pants to win a Macbook*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# ^this (in reference to Mister Splashy Pants)
but let's enjoy a few hours sans challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# vote for this:
www3.barnesy.org/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post98021
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Aye aye skip
There was only ever one good image challenge:
www.b3ta.com/board/6516439
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Yeah you cunts !
vote for mine.

;)

2nd image in the latest posts
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# me me me me :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Only a choice of three?
Although I'm willing to accept this, as all three of them have made some pretty amazing stuff for this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# nah - vote for anything
but they are the three in the lead
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hard to complain about those as a top 3
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# How many prizes have you got? Do second and third places get little ones too?
I'd be sad if they didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# 1st: macbook
2nd: hd dvd player
3rd to 7th: HD DVDs - although without a player, not sure what you'll do with these
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Flog 'em on eBay
and buy a good film instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# That's pretty good.
Erm....well done there. Petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# There better be one for 8th
...or am I 9th now?

*edit* awwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Ooooooooooh just out of reach.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I thought 1st and 2nd got the electrical goods then there were another 5 places getting DVDs?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Well I don't know
I don't pay attention, do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# that's because you're too busy hoisting the mainsail
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# You bet your black britches I am
I hoist it like a she-pimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# please vote for me, christmas will be a very empty affair otherwise!


But if not me then vote for Prodigy's Having a Brew which I think is the best of the bunch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# i like amoeba's bourbon ones toooo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# you can't fail with Bourbons
unless they are USB Bourbons, no one wanted to make them :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# i would
as long as i got paid
/money grabbing ho
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Don't remind me
I feel a physical sense of loss about that. I WANT MY FUCKING ELECTRONIC BISCUIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I crave your disappointed tears.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# You never have felt failure have you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Not really...
I tried to fuck up once just to see what it was like, but I couldn't manage it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You swine!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# there's a prize now?
well, good luck to them three, all deserving.

now, does anyone on board want to buy my xbox 360?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# 11p and a twix?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# i need more hard cash so i can pay off some debts that have pounced.
the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I'll take it for a quid, as long as it comes with Dead Rising
and isn't one of them broken ring of death ones.

but you'll have to deliver ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# How much?
I have actually been starting to consider getting one of those as the new Resident Evil, Silent hill and GTA will be out on that as well as the PS3.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# i've already got 4 games to go with it
they're selling on ebay for about £200 and £20 postage
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Hmmmm.
I might ask you again if you haven't sold it by the time my Christmas bonus arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# if i dont sell it then i'm going to bang it on ebay or take it in to Cex
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# isn't the winner who paramount want to use then?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# nah - it's board votes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# bugger, I shouldn't have called everyone cunts then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# you'll know they've had their revenge
if you win 3rd and they force you to sit through all five copies of the transformers dvd
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Why did they do this anyway?
and are they offended yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I must say everyone's been very well behaved.
Not like us at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# There's still time!
For offence making!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I'm stuck at work with naught but Paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Paint is offensive
no?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Not.....really....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I think the difference is
that the Transformers lot are doing it for a bit of free advertising. Virgin did it to be able to steal ideas from us really cheaply.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# c kick for me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS "POPULAR" VIEW LINK
"LATEST ENTRY" VIEW IS GOD'S VIEW
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# between sheep or happytoast
hmmm...
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I'll draw everyone a picture if you vote for me!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# you drewed a picture of me before anyway
:-( Although it doesn't look like me now.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# even my ugly mug?!
*votes*
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# happysheeptoast ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# good luck to em
their ingenuity and brilliance makes us all look like 3 year olds with crayons! well it does me
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# how depressing
when talent is the main decider..

what happened to the B3TA tradition of slagging off people who donate prizes ?

www.b3ta.com/board/7808315

Sobs....

not really :-) - a fine top 3
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Had it just been to win a Transformer DVD I think it would have been
but you can't knock the shiny wonder of a MacBook!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I just voted for you
and now you're becoming all serious :-)

I demand a recount....

not really :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# tits, bum, fanny and Jaffa Cakes!


better?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# It's been a great compo
wish I'd been more settled / had a even a flash of inspiration this week

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I just hope the next compo is equally fun and inspirational
otherwise I don't know what I'll do with myself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Genetically modified peach experiment gets out of hand


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# lol
It needs goatsieing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
I DECIDED TO STOP BEING A TOOL.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# My work here is done
btw, nice compo entry, it deserves a few more clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Well, really my problem was not entering soon enough
but your right, actually be a tool is kind of dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I missed your toolery
but I liked your image.

The standard is very very high for this compo, for some reason....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Mostly because C_kick and Happy toast are quite good.
My entry was my usual sort of slightly shonky standard:

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Braw!
Did you know, the peach stones contain roughly 164 mg/100 grams of cyanide. Incredibly, there have been no human deaths for swallowing a peach stone. However, amazinly, hogs and cattle have succumbed to eating fallen peaches pit and all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# did you know that the Cashew nut shell is toxic
and that the Cashew apple on which the nut actually grows is only availble in the plant's country of origin due to the rapid speed at which the fruit degrades once picked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I know a lady that eats them ground up
to mop up her free radicals to stop her breast cancer coming back . . . seems to be working


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Yeah
cyanide isn't really all that dangerous and that is tiny amounts of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Mmm, Peachy brains!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Squishy.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# cherrybral veins!
the only fruit to brain pun i can think of!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I can't shake him! I CAN'T SHAKE HIM!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# *glees*
He only wants Luke to throw the ball again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# It's all Luke's fault for buying those sausages at the Hoth Kwik-E-Mart
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Either that or Han tied the end of it's lead to Lukes bumper!

EDIT: I wonder in Luke has a little nodding Darth on his dashboard.

EDIT EDIT:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# The notion of someone having a miniaturised version (nodding or otherwise) of their own dad on their dashboard disturbs me more than it should.
Woo to the pic, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha

he's gonna hump yer leg!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# dear god, can you imagine the mess?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# now you see, what you've done there
what you've done thereis a classic mistake of posting some ol' shite you knocked up in 3 seconds . . . PUT SOME BLOODY EFFORT IN!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I've spent all morning on that, I'm gonna get in so much trouble :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Nothing like a bit of incentive is there...
cheers for the boot in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# this makes me laugh uncontrollably
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# it's Luke's shaking that makes me laugh
it's put the shits right up him!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Is it Michael J Hammill?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Louise Woodward?



Shaking all over...
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
that is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha nice
I bet he only wants to play
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Aww, he just wants to play!

Bloody brilliant! =D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is all kinds of ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# dum dum dum dum-de dum
dum-de dum dum
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha......
git em flash!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Bloody hell thats good
WYH

*clicks*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Aces! Fucking woo and yay!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# he just wants to play :)
woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# love it !
cool
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# oh no!
after that he crashed and got bored

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# That hand animation
is beautifully smooth
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahah
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Fan bloody tastic
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Brilliant!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I CANT STOP WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!! HELPPPPPP
(hmmmzilla - In my country bananas are considered naughty, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# twat!

*adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# adblocks?
i made a jeremy kyle sig, whats so bad aboot dat?
(hmmmzilla - In my country bananas are considered naughty, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# it's a spacky piece of shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# from the id!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# epileptics us ethe internets too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
#
Jeremy Kyle and you are
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# i do hate the guy.
i'd like to see how he acts in social situations.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# i would imagine he would shout
and point out why he's better than you
(hmmmzilla - In my country bananas are considered naughty, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Years ago
when he was on the radio he was great.

You'd get these twats phone up and he'd say "You're a twat"... much like we do on here.

But the Tv show is a fucking circus
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# there's never any need for painfully flashing images
especially ones with chat show hosts on.

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Quick and dirty festive vector scribblin...
Because I haven't been able to find a novelty Xmas jumper..



Edit: Ooh thanks for the comments :)

Edit 2: For Quim leak, I've just uploaded it here as well..
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# that's fabtanstic :)

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# g'lo meestah!
Happy Dr. Whensday


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Oo minor TJ. 40% of wine and shampoo at Threshers again...
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# also
today's best freecycle posts:

HI DOES ANYONE HAVE A OLD CAR THEY NO LONGER NEED AS MY SON HAS JUST
STARTED COLLAGE AND COULD DO WITH ONE TO TINKER WITH I CAN COLLECT
MANY THANKS

and

I need a complete Mac of any type so that I can test websites on it.

Can anybody help?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha
I love freecycle :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# it makes me laugh
usually the offered/wanted posts compare thus:

OFFERED: 3 coathangers

WANTED: 56" LCD TV. Would be nice if it could be delivered.

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# can't beat the amusement of greedy cheeky bastards
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# i made the mistake of not blocking notifications of new posts
ended up with 300 emails from the site.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I have it set up as a digest
makes it a bit easier like that

but that way I might miss the collections of towels and used coathangers :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# By Liv Tyler wearing nothing but a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *imagines*
hmmmmmmm. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# That's a bit lully.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Braw!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# beautiful,
i like it muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I'm feeling quite festive this year
don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *glees at happy cloud*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# that am v good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Can people please not post images using b3ta uploader during my work hours.
It is blocked and I cannot see anything while I am hard at work.

Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Ha ha
Thanks!

I was only being jokily grumpy about not being able to see half the stuff here. Think I came across a bit serious.

I agree with the people here. It IS lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Very nice
festive lightning bolts!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Whoa! I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# that's flippin lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# rather splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# 'ning!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha good morning David

right, I'm off to get a haircut
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# just the one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# oh youuuu!
*shakes fish*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# halibut?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# there's a time and a plaice for that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Cod almighty not the puns again...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# they give me such a terrible haddock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Salmon ought to give you some painkrillers


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# bream on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# you're so shark you'll cut yourself!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Oh stop pouting!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# YEah well we're dab hands at doing sprat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# You would have thought I'd notice a typo that bad
But I think it's better as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# This gives me a lift
Do you realise the gravity of the situation?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I didn't but now I've float about it
I should probably start all hover again


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *hovers over to see brian text*
hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# err . . .
but it DID!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# i was just trying to make a pun using hover. :)
but you pipped me in hover-pun quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *apologises*
I am a belming 'tard this morning . . . I didn't even spot a pun that I'd make 4 seconds earlier . . . *sporks self in hat*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# 'Ning
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
love the quote
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *gleeees*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Knight deposit safe?

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# aaah..
nicely..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I've been worrying about...
...the amount of chemicals they put in toiletries



(please don't mention the fact that its a bald man using shampoo)
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Why is it a bald man using shampoo?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# He wasnt bald when he used it...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# maybe he was washing his pubes.
made me giggle anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
that reminds me of that great wonder showzen episode where a puppet interviews joggers with the question 'what are you running from?', only to be verbally attacked by the majority.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
That's not funny it happened to me once.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# is that Stevenage?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# dunno
the image was called LambertTerrace. It looks pretty non-descript to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Maybe he wants a dandruff free pubus!
Grrr this has been going on since last night for my server!!!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# paris time?
what's wrong with greenwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# it's in horde territory
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Maybe that's why the fucking thing isn't working!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# well blizzard are based in versailles.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *mocks the WoW addict*
You're not at all obsessed, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Not really I'm just annoyed
I had to do a rebuild on my PC, then had to download a gig of updates, the my account expired and the card I use for online purchases was empty so had to wait for that to go through, finally got it all sorted and I've not been able to connect since yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# its a sign
that you should stop playing it, because it's GAY
go out and get a social life


/me hates WoW because it's all his flatmate ever fucking does.
he even turned down an invite to go out with a tasty lass because he was playing it
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# couldn't they have gone out in WoW?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Exactly:P
Anyway, I only play it for about an hour a day. How is it different from any other computer game?
If anything it's more social.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# are these the suburbs all the rioting is going on in?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# wow home of the giant purple goatce
i22.photobucket.com/albums/b343/Lunasweets/wowgoatse.jpg
(Ijustlurkhere, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# hahahah
top
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Ha ha! Fab.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Why is it a bald man using shampoo?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*pop*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# The acid in the shampoo burned his hair right orf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# that's
it!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *trips*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Good 'ning the board
May I beg your indulgence for this small offering.



Yes - after 4 years I finally pluck up the courage to have a go at a meme...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Needs more nekkid (you, not Domo)
but congrats anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Cheers
Didn't want to presume to get my bod out for the first milestone. Full frontal on the cards for next milestone, but on current rate of postage I wouldn't hold your breath...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# haha!~
*takes TEFL course*
*emigrates to Thailand to teach for 3 years*
*returns for bhw nekkids*
Now that's dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Not 'arf
*plays trumpet in a Roy Castle (Gawd rest his soul) stylee*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Happy 1000-ness babes!
honeycakes!

kittentits!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Ta muchly
*munches honeycakes*
*fondles kittentits*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# cor
now get postin'!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# To be fair...
I was pure lurkeur for the first 3 and a half years, so it might not take quite that long to get to 2k...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I reached 1000 posts in 3 minutes 17 seconds! GO YOU!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I think I need some kind of macro
that will post a random reply in a random thread every second. That might get the tally up some.

Do I get to hang up my n00bie boots?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# When you donate . . . C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# No paypal :(
Will sort sthng out via conventional banking practices soon. Been guilty about my icon-less status for ages, just too bone idle to get up and do anything about it!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I don't use paypal
I use the intarwheb bank doodah rob's bank details are all in the faq


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Just seen 'em
Is that recent? I thought it was only paypal - been waiting for a Manchester bash so I can give cash by proxy.

/luddite blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# no, I've only ever payed like this
I've only ever payed like this

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Dun
Nothing like a bit of incentive. Farting about for half a year and then it's a 5 minute job. Ain't that always the way.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# does anyone have the pic of mr benn robbing the shopkeeper

i am looking for it and have not been able to find it
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I hid it
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# In his flangeflaps
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Not here
/faq
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# you could make one yourself!
google has some good images to work from, www.dvdtimes.co.uk/protectedimage.php?image=EamonnMcCusker/MrBenn03.jpg and you can photoshop the gun, a loot bag or dagger into the picture to give the effect you want!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# in fact, here he's even a burglar:
www.toonhound.com/123456789benn.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# You poor fool
(aieee "Alright, roll for Anal Circumference Potential", Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I miss the days when this was a job for Goatse
Damn you, NSFW police.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# COCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hi there!
Usually this messageboard is reserved for posting images you've photoshopped yourself- while your question is a valid one, a new thread pushes old ones of the board and might make some people angry- thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# i was told to post this here
by the people on the talk board, i now get that they may have been pulling my leg
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# ask on /talk again
you probably didn't get heard the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# There is also the /links
Nobody use that for this sort of thing. Bound to get a response there.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# LOLRETARD
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

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