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# Sorry about this... but we interrupt this board to bring you a public service announcement.
If you're looking for a girl full of knowledge and understanding, your wait is over!!

Yes, it's unshopped, I just received it a few minutes ago =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)
# The two-timing COW!
*cries*

EDIT: The three FOURMANY-timing COW!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Yup, I got it too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I didn't
I WANT A RELATIONSHIP! :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)
# And here I was thinking I was the only one who was all special
Janebabe, you brazen hussy!
(She could've saved us all the trouble by posting a pic in her b3ta profile.)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)
# yeah sorry about that,
it's been a long week.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)
#
i didn't get one!
*WAILS*

i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Me neither
maybe she realised that only read unreasonable things.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)
# me neither
bitch
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)
# send her my way.
also 'ning you juvenile prankster you.

edit/ yay, she loves me too!

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Hello matey!
Haha, I'm glad someone saw that =)

She's actually just sent it to me again - she must really want me. Although it's got a different email address this time, haha
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Fight you for her!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I got three.
In crazy land, that means we're married.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)
# MY WAIT IS FINALLY OVER!!
*pretends to be the prof*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Cor!
It looks like one of my Nigerian friends has made an appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)
# intergrity?
i've heard that can really smart
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)
# fuck off noob
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Pffft
'ning Prodge
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# You going to reply then?
I'd love to see her picture!
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Haha, I might do...
*plans*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)
# yes...

what the fuck's a relactionship....you illiterate fucking mong
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# That's where she squirts boobie-milk at you on the SECOND date
It's quite a specific requirement . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)
# exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# a promise of real action?
*action involved will be withdrawal of several thousand pounds from bank account
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# damn, i want one too!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I didn't get one.
So she's clearly a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Oi!
Leave her alone ...... she's mine!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
I had one of those.

She hasn't even posted an image. How am I supposed to tell if I want to wank into someone's hair if they haven't even posted an amusing image?

Tsk, I dunno.

Kids.

Dr. W.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)
# She's back!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)
# what a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)
# pfffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Why thats horribul
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)
# This made me laugh
because I've seen it and it is indeed mildy irritating.

Well done.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's mildly irritating!

Woo!

EDIT: Where is the pub 'The Trelly's bum'? MK somewhere?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# The Trelly's Bum?
I can't come up with anything to say to that that wouldn't get me on Mrs Trelly's Ignore list, and frankly, it just wouldn't be worth it.

But, pfft! anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *squints at pub sign*
I can't read it but the pic is definitely accurate . . .

*flees for my life*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)
# * compares to 7000 post
hmmm, there's some similarities...

*Joins DTH
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# i'm in
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Oi!
Wellingborough actually
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Ahhhhh!
That explains everything . . . If the UK ever needs a suppository they'd shove it in Wellingbugger!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)
# It does look like an MK pub. The brewery is Brakspear, if that helps...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *shakes fist*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAGA
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)
# hahahahaha!
love these.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Funny.

Does the pub sign say 'Mum's Bum Shakespear'?
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Brakspear
is the brewery

The pub name is someone's bum . . . but I suspect that it's shoppereied!

'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Using the magic of IE 7's zoom feature
it appears that the pub name is the "Risen Sun", or something simillar. I suspect that only the picture has been shopped and the name remains unmolested. Which is odd, because it is clearly a Full Moon.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)
# The Rising Sun.
We have a winner...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Hurrah!
A Winner Is Me!!!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
More of these!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)
# that has just
completed my day

also, reminded me of mr.prachett's stuff :)
(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)
# GAH!
You'll pay for this, hag!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Woo! She needs this:


(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
*SAVES*
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Shouldn't that be.. .
"strawberries"?


/pendanticism
/irony

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Ironic
If Tesc sold that, it'd be ironic. They are a really bad abuser of apostrophes... in fact if you use one in their price comparison search engine it breaks the sites. They've known about it for years (I've told them once or eight thousand times).
(LokiMD, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Haha!
She must be from the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Nooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# She's good.
How annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)
# arf
*snigger* the bitch witch.
(I helped save b3ta! hashaday reality not to scale, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# WAH!
Marry me.
(LokiMD, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:25, archived)
# chip's
But surely, that COULD be correct - contraction of chipped potatoes? You can't know what they were thinking of as it is contracted and by default missing the information that would definitively provide the answer.
(Benzyl, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Surgery is for suckers.

Click for cocking huge (4mb)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)
# As if the finger alone wasn't making me ill!
ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)
# You're fucking ace, you are.
you are.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *glees*
Thankee sir!

I do love that woo =]

Makes me wish I had snake on my phone though =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)
# what a nasty accident!


(seemikedraw, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# that makes me want to cut my hands off in joy.
another corker.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# oh my giddy aunt !
very splendid indeed.
*clicked
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Way too good for me
*clicks ignore*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)
# agghh!!!
clever personage!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Argh!
In a good way. I love all of your mutilation angles.

Decapitation FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Flower of Flesh & Blood ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Who will win the Three Meter Dash?
I know, I deserve all the spanging I get
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *giggles*
Nice :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Pffft!
Come here a minute. Now, hold still while I apply this spanging pan
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's the TICKET!

I hope that you've been WARDEN them that there's a drugs test?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# He's the lucky one
his brother's on the red route . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaurgh!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# They were fine with it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# just cheque( made out to 'robbing bastard council)-ing


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# If I can get DTH to reply to that
Then my job here is done!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# But you'll stick around, right?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Only for a couple minutes.
On the road this week, and need to set up some half-a-million dollar machinery today, so must get going soon. I miss this place!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Whotchoo talking about?
It's cocking Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Thank you very much!
Bows before DTH (but at a good distance, see).
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)
# sooperb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)
# pfffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)
# reminds me of that old gag
'is your fridge running?'
(seemikedraw, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I imagine
that 'Towcester (pronounced Toaster) Races' will be COMPLETELY lost on you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Not anymore!
Thank you...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Time to start getting festive.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Asterix and Obelix
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease *grovels*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:56, archived)
# ^ this
Or Squirrels. With boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I did that already.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# COR!
I dunno how I missed it but grand! Woo!

EDIT: We NEEEED Glassco.cx back! SOON!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# i somehow missed it too
it's awesomeness though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# This! With bells on!
And I've been asking for it for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages, how come you haven't told me sooner JJ?

In that case, erm..... squirrels with tits please.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# She said please!
Now you have to!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)
# a tiger
for tiger tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Yes, ^ this
Please disregard my suggestion below...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)
# 'ello 'andsome
I have drawn a tiger for tiger tuesday

i'm just waiting for trelly to declare it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *trembles excitedly*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# *takes hand off arse*
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Well if you've got a hand with nothing to do....
*offers arse*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)
# His little minky paws are too small and clawtastic
Allow me

*puts*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *grins*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *nibbles off fingers*
*scurries around trelly's backside*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Even though the mistletoe is poisonous
YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)
# 'ning, fella
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Hello good sir!
How's life treating my favorite professor?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# It's pretty good, thanx!
I only have 5 more weeks of travelling to this job, then I have a week off, then I start my new (10 minutes walk from home) job \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Out
Standing! The lovely Jessie's gotta be psyched about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Indeed she is =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)
# yes, she can't wait for you
she can't wait for youto spoil ALL out lunchtime fun . . . *grumpts*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# "My husband's coming in"
"Where's the back door?"
"I don't have one!"

"Well, where do you want one?!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
but it's only drinks not bumsex!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)
# But why are you nekkid?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)
# He prefers it that way
And so do I
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Oops!
My bad, I didn't see you're clothes were off, too, Professor.

Erm, carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)
# festive cod
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)
# SA extreme close-up
please 'n' thankyew!

'ning! *wayves*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)
# 'ning!
*dudehugs*

Y'alreet? Drinkies Thursday?

EDIT: Bah, just checked my diary. Tomorrow? Would have to be at 12 though...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Wotcha!
Prolly not tomorrows I have a gig tonight AND a gig tomorrow my liver's already crying . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Blimey!
Ah yes, I remember now - Middleton Cheney and Somewhere-Equally-Remote-on-Stour, yes?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)
# no
Buckingham tonight and MC tomorrow


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# draw christmas fucking right off!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)
# :(
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)
# bah fucking humbug!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I get the vague impression
that your feelings towards Christmas are lukewarm at best.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# christmas can fuck right off this year
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)
# please
delete "this year" from your above post.
thanks awfully.
(prostheses, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# :(
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# ^ this
I leik chrismas :(
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:59, archived)
# The magical goings on inside a telephone wire whilst conversations are occurring.
'ning JJ!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)
# kat and scarlet reverting to type
with kat eating scarlet

slowly

in close up detail






you heard
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Bindun.
And Scarlet was reeeeeally enjoying it.
*ahem*
Special Files......obviously......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I'm all kinds of special!
Mostly short-bus special, though. Can I see it?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)
# No.
Unless you've a tenner on hand.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Did Kat get furballs afterwards?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# No idea.
The video cuts out before then…..
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Unicorns!
With AIDS.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Aides?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Yes, that's what I mean't to say.
Unicorns with their personal assistants.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Happy to oblige
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Seamless!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ... your desk, being launched by rocket ...
Morning! How about... ↑ ... There would have to be a reason, of course -- perhaps chasing something? Or leaping to the defend your house or neighbourhood? A new super-hero for our bureaucratic times: they call him... rocket-desk!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)
# The next episode of NSVTM!
BTW I just thought I'd mention that I think you're latest bunnyninjababe pics have hit a sweet spot of sexy and sweet/lovely. I really like em.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hello JJ
A peak in her .. bag
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:38, archived)
# pip
with mistle toe tucked in his belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)
# rolls out tongue like carpet
lordy
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ning all
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ooh, like a more hummusly done realisation of that one down the board
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)
# where?
has it just bindun. I hate it when that happens...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)
# not really. that winehouse one refernces the same kind of snow, that's all
there's no comparison, really
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Lulz
I r computer broken by the way, and pc world are shit and r taking til next week till they are even come to my house and attempt to fix it.

(if anyone cares...)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)
# we will when they find all those pictures on it Mr Glitter...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:56, archived)
# whats wrong exactly?
you dont really want those sweaty fuck pigs to touch it. They masturbate over you family pics.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)
# No power going to the computer at all.. tried different cably things...
diferent sockets and such..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)
# does the fan spin on the power supply when you try to turn it on?
even just a sec?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# No power at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)
# see below
it's a piece of piss to replace it, assuming you've not got one of them new fangled laptop or mac things.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)
# your power source, transformer thing is buggered.
get a new one, mine was only about £30 or so and it has enough umph to power the whole street, or so i'm told
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# This
It involves about 4 screws, and plugging in a few things, which is so easy, you'd have to try very hard to plug them in the wrong place.
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Put 50p in the meter
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Mr Fix-It people are usually quicker, in my experience
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# it's your own fault for buying a cmputer from pcworld
and then relying in the "tech guys" to fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Morning all

Clicketh foreth fulleth thingeth (220k isheth)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:49, archived)
# you appear to have gone all shakespearian
sorry, i meant

THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Why thank you
eth
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# That's really quite superb!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Gracias
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# very very nice indeed
as always
(seemikedraw, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *gleeeeeeees*
Thank you :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Having asked Science to investigate
test results revealed that this post contains 0% Fail. This has been proven by Germans in a lab, so it must be true.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Did they use a control?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:56, archived)
# They used an actual lionfish and a picture of not a lionfish
both failed.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Wow!
I'd never even HEARD of a loinfish before. Where do they stay? Should I check my loins for these things? I hope to heck that's not actual size!

Seriously, that's lovely, Mrs Trelly! And hello again - it's been a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *coughs* lionfish *coughs*
It has, a long while!

*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Smooshes for you, too, you devildoll
sounds like you're choking - do you need a hindlick manoeuver?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# those, groapers and crabs
have been the aquatic bane of my life.

woo to mrs t and her artistic talents.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Gracious!
I'm giving up swimming alltogether!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# wooith!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Thanketh youeth
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:57, archived)
# pffteth!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)
# feesh!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Stripey feesh at that.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# and I'm not going to smack, lick, rub, or suck that!
It's venomenomenomousssus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Cor!
That's Fabtastic! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Thank ee sirrah
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# splendidly done trelli
it's a WOO! from me.

can you do a long-eared jerboa next please.

ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Best sort . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I saw that on the news
But I think I need a decent source pic. But I always did like a challenge.....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Woo & 'ning smooches!
That's noice, is it fish or lizard?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# FEEESH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)
# It's a fizard
Or a lish
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)
# RAWRRR
Lovely lionfish ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Arachnageddon


Previously
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:38, archived)
# thats ace
looks like something Tim Burton might have sketched for one of him filums.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I am framing this reply.
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
# tres woo
yaysome

/edit- love the octopus too
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
# This is so excellent
that I found myself involuntarily reaching for a rolled up newspaper to hit it with.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# fucking hell, that's good
*click*
head looks like a b3tan's profile picture. blobcat?
edit (post-checking): maybe not. looks familiar though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# It's a friend of mine.
She told me to tell you to STOP STALKING HER OR SHE'LL CALL THE POLICE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *hastily gathers up things and leaves the attic*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:51, archived)
# That's lully!
Yet again!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I like this, muchly
'Ning b3ta!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *fondles*
'ning gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:45, archived)
# 'Ning handsome
Oooh, gossip! What do you know?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# well if i tell you then i can't have
'knows something you don't know' as my sig, can i?

sheesh *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Aw, please, go on!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *whispers*
edit: i'll gaz you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Woo and scary.
Still ... I might.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:42, archived)
# looks very squelchy indeed
very cool
(seemikedraw, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# full of woosome goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:46, archived)
# This is absolutely stunning!
Awesome work sir! =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# your spiderslapper has no nose
....?

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)
# fabbo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Ok, time to help me choose...
I've had this drawing sitting around with no idea for a joke.
I think these two rather crass options were born out of desperation...
(seemikedraw, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:35, archived)
# they are both equally as splendid
i shall have to flip a coin to make my decision.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
# The second one
It is slightly wittier, and yet slightly more disgusting at the same time. It carries an element, not just of ordinary grossness, but of the Primal Fear men have had of periods since the dawn of time.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:38, archived)
# "Jump up, grab the string, and swing over to the cheese."
"Fuck that, you do it!"

Ace as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:38, archived)
# i like it!
adds a kind of Indiana Jones feel to it
(seemikedraw, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# \o/
Second bubble might lock the other rat
into the scene better. "Mouse" is real good, as is, tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:56, archived)
# has she hanged herself?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
they're both too good to choose
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ^this
Fine work indeed.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Ha ha.
You are brill.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ^ what she said
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahaha Ace!!
*clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
# "Is that...Yes, I think it is Cyril, The delightfully tangy yet intoxicating smell of Brie".
/very good sir, as all your stuff is :)

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# These are both fantastic...
Choose between them?? My mind will melt...
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:42, archived)
# What about...
"You go for the cheese if you want, I think I can smell fish!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I think that's the kind of gag that will lose me my entire female readership
And probably my girlfriend too...
(seemikedraw, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:52, archived)
# They're both ace
The second made me laugh more though.
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:52, archived)
# i like both together. it's like theyre standing around for hours making crass comments.
like i do in the pub. i got such a dirty look from the barmaid once when when having a loud discussion about flappy minges
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)
# that total prude!
:)
(seemikedraw, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# The first one...
No the second one...

No the first one...

No the second one...

No the first one...

No the second one...

No the first one...

No the second one...

No the first one!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Actually...
I meant the second one!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)
# you're as decisive as me :)


(seemikedraw, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)
# that is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Actually
it can read as a strip. Hey, if Garfield can do strips where nothing changes but the contents of the speech bubbles, so can you!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Wrong website to ask about toning down crassness :)
That said, I quite enjoy it as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
"I heard her husband say she's got a pussy up there but I can't see any cats"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:41, archived)
[challenge entry] They tried to make her go to rehab


Shes certainly dreaming of a 'white' Christmas
(pm1986, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:23, archived)
# who has the bunker keys?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I think it's still open!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)
# WOO!
*dives*

i saw your mink santa.

how did you get a pic of me?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)
# A freeze frame from your youporn vid
Do you like it?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ah i see
yes 'tis lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahahaha
Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Super
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:30, archived)
# why? it's 87k, which is hardly massive
and was your first post perfect?

welcome aboard pm1896
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Do you people have a browser script that alerts you to oversize images?
Because I only look if it takes ages to load. /shrug
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)
# heh heh
that should be front paged
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I agree
with everything on this email
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)
# What is that white substance around her mouth?
Cream of some sort? Surely you cannot be trying to suggest some sort of link to a controlled powder based substance?

Unheard of!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)
# i believe she may have sneezed
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:27, archived)
# bit large n00b
but welcome


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:29, archived)
# arf!
rather than diving straight in the bunker with my erstwhile colleagues, i will offer a friendly pointer or two. to keep things chugging along nicely, still images should be no more than 50k in size unless the are absolutely astounding works of creative genius, when an exception will be made.
either try optimising this a bit or just make it's dimensions smaller thus reducing it's file size.
should you choose to do this and i'd recommend you do, use the edit tab, bottom right of the image, delete this image and slip the newly resized one in its place.
all this and more handy hints can be found in the faq, it's worth a perusal.
also. welcome aboard.

edit/ www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
although when i first read it i was rather confused.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:34, archived)
# ^???
Being nice on Noobie Chewsday?? Unheard of! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
# let's try it for a week eh?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:38, archived)
# i am generally nice
i did exactly the same thing when i started, took heed of the advise offered, and have never looked forward since.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
# it'll never catch on, you know
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Yes, but
he got in early. Most noobs are still in bed; his enthusiasm and energy bode well.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
# stupid newbie.
*all huffy*

yeah! jesus mate. come on - 50k!! everyone knows that.

ugh.
(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)
# That's a good tutorial...
...but I prefer this one:

www.photoshoptutorials.com/ensmallening.htm

=D

/juvenile pranks blog

Also: 'ning, meester =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)
# good start young man/lady
might want to think about fiddling with the size so these fucks leave you alone, but hey, welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Good morning.
Hello everybody.

I'm one of them pesky newbies, who go around getting everything wrong and pissing everyone off by doing lots of binduns. Sorry bout that.

But what about that John Darwin uh?
Can't he remember doing ANYTHING??



(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Yoffytastic!
And utterly seamless, to boot!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# It's a good spot though...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Certainly is.
The execution, as always, is secondary in importance to the theory.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
thought it looked familiar
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:28, archived)
# This is well thought of!
*eats RDA of seams*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Splendid!
...Watch out gang, looks like the Tuesday Noobs are evolving - this one has manners and doesn't even break teh faq... what is the world coming to?! ;)

Oh, p.s. - Hello Dogof2head. Top pikchewer-age! ^o^
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:34, archived)
# welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# .
cheers all! i am welcomed.

i tried blending it in, but scarf and the beard got all messy.
(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Lost and found
I thought that estate agent looked familiar...


First with the news as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:21, archived)
# are you Lucan at me?
hello, is it me you're Lucan for?

aaaaaaaaaaaand such and such
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Hehehe
On the pulse!!
'nings
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:29, archived)
# nings mate
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:33, archived)
# darwhinney
I recognised him too!

(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Stand by
for a flurry of Maddie jokes. Any second now.

This one was infinitely more entertaining though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:31, archived)
# harsh but fair...
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)
# I'd still have a bit of S and C
As long as they promised not to sing.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Wouldn't touch C with yours
But wouldn't mind a bit of the ginger one. She looks a bit dirty, like she'd have a few tricks to teach.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:12, archived)
# while i concur that C will probably have one like the melted top of a welly boot
i probably still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Have you seen the adverts for that American version of Strictly Come Dancing?
Mel B G is on that - she has an amazing figure.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Nevertheless
she leaves a trail of slime everywhere she goes. I consider that off-putting at best.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:21, archived)
# She may have dropped the odd sprog
but dancers tend to have pelvic muscles like steel cable.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Given sufficient application of force over a period of time
even steel will stretch eventually.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:24, archived)
# TSC
is on my list.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Which list?
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:20, archived)
# it could be the murder list
but then they would all be on it.

maybe it's the other one, the, you know *nudge, nudge* list.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# reminds me of:
static.flickr.com/93/279212642_96c760f6dd_o.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:12, archived)
# tRANNy!"!!!!???
Wash your mouth out

EDIT: ning gang!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *sings*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:18, archived)
# funny how you have mel b as cum bucket
yet victoria beckham has the most kids.


'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Ello Phexy
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:25, archived)
# whatcha Pachey
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Atleast
she knows for definite who the father is, and can prove so in a court of law.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)
# now that is a valid point
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:27, archived)
# THE ADVENTURES OF EMO COWBOY!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# See how he points his finger approvingly.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:11, archived)
# I welcome techno vikings apporval
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Techno Viking is not easily impressed
but his hatred of emos tells him he has found a kindred spirit.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Well this is just about the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:14, archived)
# See how I fail to remove the YouTube logo?
That's me stickin' it to The Man.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)
# woo techno viking!

(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# You have brought him to life with your arcane majicks!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# This pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Made with Photoshop 0.01 Alpha
i.e. a biro and a highlighter
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Sorry I'm slightly puzzled
Did you just write on a Christmas card?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Yes,
a Christmas card with CDCs on, from Dillons.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# what do you use for a snowman's cdc?
an aubergine?
how are the gammy ribs?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Now there's an idea!
© copyrights 2007 Buba Enterprises
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Yes
I'm that crap
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)
# It's better than the original
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# nicely
proper real life art ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I don't know what this is, but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Actress/bishop
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)
# arf
ning hugs m'lady
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Hello how are you?
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I'm a bit ill
on antibiotics and due to go to Christmas bash in Surrey tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I am now thinking
of a sort of combined actress/bishop chimera.
Would the church of england allow such a monstrosity to exist I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Well they let Rowan Williams be Archbishop of Canterbury
So anything's possible
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:19, archived)
# That's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)
# This is really quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Yay
Self delivering sex toys?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# you were in my thoughts *<|:)
ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Christmas Sausages!
Hooray!

I'd like some chipolatas and a salami set, please, Sausage Santa!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Is that the adult version
of the thing pulling the cart above?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:12, archived)
# somehow, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hurrah for the growth
of additional organs.

And the loss of embarrassing teenage outbreaks of aerials
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:21, archived)
# they fall off exactly on january the 1st
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *takes notes*
*wikitoges*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Ha ha
The most evil kind of magic.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
pure evil.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Blimey!
It must've been a posh portaloo to have any bogroll in the first place.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Oh yes, very posh. 'Twas on the A666 to Keighley.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Ooh-err!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha
I read that as Biga Snatch!
*giggles*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)
# That's not mildly irritating!
That shit sucks!

w.y.h.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I had her, she was...
... mildly irritating

W & Y BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# during or as result of?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)
# crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Rabbits!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:15, archived)
# ah ah
i'd use a sock
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Have this before the Tuesday rush...

roodiedoodie+1
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)
# woo
and once again woo...
you've found a rich vein of hummus with these guys.
(prostheses, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Thanks
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Pfffttt...
NING ALL!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Arf!
*blahs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Woo!
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)
# i always hated slush puppies
for just this reason.

i really rather enjoy your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Oooo...
...sensitive teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Sensodyne?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] have this to make matters worse
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)
# is that from the led zepplin concert last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# i thought they were long dead.
'santa' sauce pic
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/podb75_77.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)
# OH DEAR LORD
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# hello dad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)
# 1. Compo it
2. NSFW
3. Led Zeppelin
4. Morning
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)
#
1. ok, but it's not really
2. you really think so?
3. see above
4. a very good morning to you madam.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Yeah, why not?
And no, not really. :)
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
#
1. Potato
2. Potato
3. Potato
4.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I see no penis
therefore SFW.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Re: 3
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Jerry?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Oh dear
What's happening today?
Thanks for a pic though!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)
#
Henry!!! Get back here this instant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Mum!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Well that's me done
*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Ning WB

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Ning WB!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm, time I compoed this then?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)
# hahahahaha!
madness.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:45, archived)

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