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[challenge entry] I don't care
that is all







* Resentful at being overtaxed and paying loads of NI but still have to pay for private medical and dental....BLOG
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# You have decapitated Scotland
The best bit, too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I don't even count them
sigh

On reflection I have realised that I may have placed that red line slightly too far North
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Yes. Everyone knows that anything north of Basingstoke is cold,
grim and rainy with funny accents.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *looks out window*
*nods sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# the one rich member of my family lives in Derby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# that's because
they don't work, pay no rent and get loads of benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# No, it's because he worked rather bloody hard, saved shitloads of lives
and retired with all the money he'd saved and a pension.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# only joking
for a reaction
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# You're just saying that because my Granddad's ace and you're a bollock.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# pfft
I've not met him,

1/2 my family are from Coventry and Liverpool,
so not really got anything against Midlanders


But Northerners...
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# When the fuck did Liverpool become the midlands?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# is he Oskar Schindler?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahahhah
hahahah

fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# look out
and what the hell's happened to Newcastle?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I often wonder that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Keegan
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# oof
he's at it again!
Steve wright (in the afternoons!)
(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)
# That should be their tourism slogan.
"Newcastle. What the hell's happened to it?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# 'Liverpool. We turn our backs for ONE MINUTE...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# A'ernoon, sir!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hey lovely :)
Yep, apart from overeating, I'm grand ta. Getting ready for my trip on Monday :/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I know, it's really let itself go recently...
I dunno, Cities these days....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# heheh
I was only expecting ONE silly reply
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# correct
can we get rid of brown already
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# yes please
Seeing the news.. Al Qaeda to setup cell in the UK targetting Brown and Blair......

I fail to see a problem with this... where can I donate?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# oh fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ah well
I spose Londons tax money isn't needed to prop up your local councils...
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# of course, because london is the only place where people work and pay tax
get a grip
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# stop moaning about fucking money
you're lucky you have it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Fucking pikey southerners.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# personally.....

i'd rather put my cock in a toaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# and here I was staring at the chrome for a nekkid reflection.
pfft - nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Silly Heff!
It's not a real toaster, it's a picture on your monitor! So unless your monitor is very shiny and you are naked in would not reflct at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# That explains everything!
So the cock wasn't mine, then? Whew!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# nice cock
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# i love some hot cock action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *hopes for stats quote*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# yes, this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I had always suspected you were actually an alien from the Mos Eisley canteen
but here's the proof.

Also, picture is ha ha ha-larious.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Annoyingly pre-empted by Prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# oops :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# MINE ALL MINE MINE MINE MINE
*buys*


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# heh.
would it be nasty if i were to say "TOAM!"? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I don't know
Is that the sort of thing you're likely to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Tiger on a map
I'm guessing?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Tiger on a map?
No, it would be observant.


Because that's what you meant, isn't it? ISN'T IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# It's only very minor...
but I so rarely get to deploy this I have to take any opportunity that presents itself, no matter how slight.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Tensing on a mountain?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Teasing of a minority.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# But it wouldn't be a map without text on it!
It would just be a picture of roads and fields,in which no-one would know what fields and roads they are..
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# girl guides would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Girl Guides?
I would too! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# If you walk past there on tiptoes you can sometimes see the bears
or donkeys.
/Too cheap to buy a ticket mind you it's bloody extortionate blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Here be Ramsies:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Of course I'm a kiwi :)

...and I'm just taking the piss. Oz is really pretty cool.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# arf.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Sharks with Frickin' Lasers - FTW!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# This.

*dons mirrorsuit*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# *pssst*
Don wants it back.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *pssst*
1987 wants it's joke back ;)
 Only jokig JPG
How the dev are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Wounded....hurt......cut to the core
*goes into a faint*

In Other News: Not bad, actually. Struggling toward the end of the week. You well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *catches*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *Presents Fae with enormous bunch of Roses for being so utterly lovely*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# YAY
I promise not to eat them, although I usually do.

*gives one a quick nibble*

I'm not as lovely as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# It's OK - that one was chocolate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Ahhh, then I should be allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Aye, not bad
on days off , so my weekend has started! Yay

Also have seemd to avoid being sacked for the time being too!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Anyplace with maneating koalas gets my vote
as a cool place!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# i have indeed herd plenty of good things about it
but with 24 hours on a plane between it and me, i just cant be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# It needs to give my drummer back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# and my girlfriend
who is in melbourne for 2 weeks as of yesterday :(
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# My drummer's been there for 5 fucking months.
The bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Yes!
I'd like nothing better than to beach my canoe on the shores of Danni Minogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I'd visit her sister island first.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# there something very horrible about her
she seems like a bit of a bitch...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
#
great norks, though
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# meh,
not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Well, I wouldn't climb over her to get to you, sunshine...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Are they not fake?
I heard they were.

She seems alright, but I love Kylie too much for her to even register, which is a shame for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# They probably are.
Ah well, another dream shattered.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Sorry love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# lolaustralia
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Two of the three species of killer ants on earth
and the only species of killer jelly fish were omitted.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I'm disapointed with the lack of 'here be dragons' on these maps
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Someone needs to hurry up and post a map of Newport, then..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# anne widdicombe has emigrated?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Does rumour hhave it rigght
And you've reached the veneatable age of fourt of the two?
Have a rhyming woo Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I was just about to do a map of Regent's Park
with 'Here be Beasties' over the zoo.

Edit: Sod it, I'll post it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# You should!
I'm in the market for a new playpen, this one's getting too small.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I highly recommend "Chopper"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# you missed out "Cock In A Frock On A Rock"
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
On the subject of Kiwis, I am currently listening to New Zealand's fourth most popular parody-folk duo.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Binary Solo
00011000010000101101011011110111
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# The humans are dead!!!!
(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# When I'm freestyling
I sometimes lose confidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# "They call me the Hiphopopotamus
because my rhymes are bottomless...erm...."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# If you rap like this then you don't get paid
and if you rhyme like this then you don't get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# There's a picture of New York
There's a picture of New York
There's a great big crazy
picture of New York
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# One of the most finely crafted
comedy songs ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i obtained the first tv series
it is ace
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ^This
(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# ^This
Oh yes this. And the radio series.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# covets
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# arf. well done
needs more map of tassie
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Stunningly accurate!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Steve Erwin..
..hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hurrah!
spot. on. "clickety"
(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha!
my aussie temp collegue wants to kill you!

And great username too... videodrome FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Speaking as a proud Australian,
that is pretty accurate map. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly bindun
but so what, you should probably be working anyway


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# it's grim up north
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# its green up north
(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# mon the hoops
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# ...
m piss on the hoops
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
#
hiss on the poops
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# popes on the piss
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# shoes on the kiss
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# lies, i've been and it's grey.
most northerners even agree, "yeah it's grey, but at least it's not full of poofs"
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# its actually
#d6d59c up north to be more precise

and thats ballcocks, whenever i'm up north I always seem to see the gays
(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# very good....
haha
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# SOMERSET FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] compo pea
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# very good!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Pfftttt...
* I thought Crabs were last week?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# You forgot
exit only.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# no such thing
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
#
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# "Tradesman's entrance"
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# i thought the 'alternative parking' covered that joke nicely :p
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# This is correct
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# haha!
i live in the south. up there, just under the forth
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Northamptonshire is NOT north
I'm insulted
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# the line in my head
goes from the river severn to kings lynn, so i just removed borders to make it about that
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# to me, that boundary you've drawn
is south/midlands boundary, more or less
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i choose not to have a middle ground
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# there is no middle ground
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# a bit yeah
207.44.242.20/board/7969165

but woo though
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# an ip?
should find yourself a proxy, sureproxy.com works for us

(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# i thought this
was going to re-affirm my love for horses

i am very disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# might as well pea
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# if it kills off the sort in that picture
then i aught to stop recycling
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# (picture was actually taken in cardiff)
i nicked it off someone's flickr page
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# damn, that falls into the 'wales' block, maybe i should have added an 'h'
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# yeah, i tried to get a genuine northern picture
but it was much harder to find a half decent picture than you'd think - something suitably slapperish but not porny
my google images search history is now littered with terms like fat geordie girls
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# ...and google says
they've never knowingly lost a search term.

They've got your number.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Flacid Scandinavian old man cockage on the Euro coin.....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# there's an elephant in the thames!
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# christoper reeve is dead!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Diana crashed into the Pentagon!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I was just thinking, I wish someone would do this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# The pope has been kidnapped from a resort in Portugal?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I notice the "2", if you turn it upside down,
looks like a boob with a shelf above it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# this coin
must have been designed by some Danish hard core artist!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
#
!!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# pure filth
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Hey! So it does!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# LOL ITALY LOOKS LIKE A FOOT
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Has anyone ever noticed that Portugal looks like a face,
and Spain looks like hair?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Querk quack qurrr..


Howard the Multiduck feels lost, confused and inadequate after someone asked him to serve lunch to the entire planet today.
He doesn't even know how to make a spaghetti bolognese, and has been wandering from house to house quacking disappointingly at hungry residents in Newport.

What poor, defenseless mutated animals are you getting to do your dirty work today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# umm.....
captain pennis...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Lully!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I AM the poor, defenseless mutated animal, unfortunately.
and I'm trying to skive off of the work I'm supposed to be doing for others...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I'm the animal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Have a fluffy duck-hug.
*Hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Awww *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# aww.
take a rest and go lick some tepid water from a bowl on the floor. Good Captain. *pets*


Animal? Dirty work was done sometime this morning by the cleaner. I'd not call her an animal but she's not as tasty as the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I hath a gestalt 'twixt a squirrell and a lady
it hath the tail and hair of a squirrell and the tits of a lady. Sadly, it doeth naught.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# She keeps your imagination going though, doesn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Get her too me....
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Don't know if I would
With that tail in my face and tickling my nose, I'd be sneezing all over the back of her fuzzy head.

Ah well, sacrifices must be made in the name of science - I'll do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# That's rather well done
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# thats great!
um... in a non-yiff way...
ahem..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# That's rather lovely.
I'd like one of them in the garden.

I'm going to get a 23 legged horse to hoover the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# AHHHH!!!
Kill it, then stuff it and it give to the Russians!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# :(
You make me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Don't worry he'll still look purdy!
just dead.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Canard-ly believe it...
/old
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# he swore revenge on his father's killer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# death by wine,
baguette and escargot poisoning? I might be happy with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# yOu rOck prOdge!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# thank yOu
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# yOu're welcOme sir!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# he slimed me!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Scrape him with your abrasive tongue!
Scrape him HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Is it going to
strike?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You keel my father. Prepare to die.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# haha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Just checked Google Earth and...


* That was quick?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# this is silly
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Have this: Y
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Next month, we'll be giving away A
free with your copy of WOOYAYHOUPLA monthly.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# finally!
i need A
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# A?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Special Introductory Price of £1.99
Regular price - £149.99
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *may contain traces of Chinese
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Reminds me of the manic rush
to get the bubbles to spell EXTEND in Bubble Bobble.

"T! Out of my way fucko!" *jump* *jump*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# HURRY UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# *twitches*
diddleeee, diddle-iddle-dee-dee
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# BANGY?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Andy
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Dandy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Andy's dandy candy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *calls Punctuation Police*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Neenawneenawneenaw
Headwound. Punctuation. What seems to be the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Rogue speechmarks.
Clear the area!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *establishes exclusion zone*
Move along. Move along. Nothing to see here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Punctuation terrorists fightback!!
(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# bUgGeR!

* I made a mess of that didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# He he he he he....
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# i would buy that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# quick?
google earth images can be up to five years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# For Captain Wow


Click for bum-size
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please....
WOO!

I really, really wish I had talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# but you do
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Pfft, not of this nature.
I don't think we can count suction, cooking and sewing as b3ta-friendly skills...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# well im counting them
as well as your other "talents" rarr
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Ohhh, yes sir.
See, everyone thinks I'm hard to control, but they're not doing it right. Now punch me in the face and tell me I'd better not scream or you'll cut me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# 0_0
That's no way to treat a Lady-person. I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I feel uncomfortable about it too, but she loves it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I'm sure commanding a pirate ship takes a rich and varied skill set.
Or it is just drinking rum and shouting 'Aaaaaaaaar!' a lot?
(And if so, where do I sign up?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I don't drink too much rum.
Wenches to attend to, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# the rest of us drink the rum while watching you attend to the wenches*



*except for teetotal weirdos like me
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# It's mainly just sailing 'round and 'round the Isle of White.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# ARRRR YOU'VE GOT A WOMANS LEGS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# like two hosepipes propping up a beanbag :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This isn't about my legs, I have got good legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# He keeps 'em in the icebox
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Indeed.
And her head's in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I bypassed witty and went straight for cheap, opinionated generalisation
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Don't insult Londoners.
They flounce about and throw old copies of the Metro at you.

:D

*awaits the cap'nbashing*

Is it becawse I's a Lahndahnaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Go back to Lonn Donn
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# But I didn't come from there!
Nope, I'm from up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# northern monkey then
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# And proud of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Londoners are better than everyone else.
Especially all the povvers.

It's been scientifically proven.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# they have black snot and they all stab each other all the time.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Not all the time.
We do omgdrugs as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# You sexy bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Metro = The more Chavv-y bastard offspring of the Evening Standard.
What a terrible thought.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Leave Brittany alone!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Fool.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# *invades*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# could even be:

veignage!
(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Oh my giddy, giddy gumdrops, I have no idea what this means.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody abuse again.



Sad, isn't it.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# At that scale
You must be about 25km fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# depends on your resolution.
i personally browse the internet on a cinema screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I made no resolutions for the new year
I'm perfect already.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I now have monitor envy.
Ah, when I get home I shall cuddle my lovely widescreen monitor, made by that company with birdies as their logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Pollo Loco?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I can never get my head round these join the dots puzzles.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Nanotwat.
I'm only saying that cos I just thought of it.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I dated a girl with a nanotwat once...

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ..was going to do summat about British Premier and British Premier Airline but...


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Are they going to expand Heathrow to meet where the planes actually land?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Oooh, satirical
Clickety arf!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hehehe!
As per, as per.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Beau,
this is fucking genius.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Excellent
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# ello
get my email ?

(I was in grumpy mood - back's gone again...)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# now checking them, been out and about the last few days
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] It's amazing what you can find on multimap...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahahummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# You are a silly
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I feel sorry for those who are unfamiliar with the manic miner loading screen
and won't get it...
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I can still remember the sounds too.
Brrrrrrbrbrbrbrbrrrrbrbrr.....bip!

Brbrbrbbbbbrbrrrbrbrbr.....bglbmrgblrgblrgblrlgblrlgblrlgblrlgbrlbgrlgblrlgblrllglbllblglbrllgblrlglblrlgblrlblrlgblrlgblrlgblllglbllglblrggblrlgblrlglblrlbglrlblglblrlgbl!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Yes, that's exactly how they went
though I never knew how to spell bglbmrgblrgblrgblrlgblrlgblrlgblrlgbrlbgrlgblrlgblrllglbllblglbrllgblrlglblrlgblrlblrlgblrlgblrlgblllglbllglblrggblrlgblrlglblrlbglrlblglblrlgbl before
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I think I love you
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Much better than the horses I was expecting.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Argh fucksocks
"This page is a candidate for speedy deletion."
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I admire that this kind of knowledge is so readily available to the world.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Did somebody say Miner?
(yeah, I know, any excuse for a pea...)
I'm so ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Height of cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# that's magic!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I did a few of them when I was bored
see also:

and

and

although upon reflection I feel that Ocean would never have made a Chump Manbear game.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Why do spectrum loading screens have to be so spacky?
That's why I went with the red/cyan scrolling border even though it's less accurate

Edit: How rude! I forgot to woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Some of the later games had different coloured
loading lines and sometimes none at all. 'Jasper' had weird coloured load lines and so did 'Driller'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I agree - Chumpmanbear would have been made by
Ultimate: Play the Game
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Level 9 might've got round to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# i want the quo game
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# this^
ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# :O)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# the horror!!
Bad enough I had to look at her/him/it yesterday doing that crappy anim of mine.

Leave my retinas alone!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Now the picture I posted just looks like I nicked yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# that kid is a fucking joke
and if he was really crying why was his make-up not running?

fake pile of shit

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Yeah definitely
No bridge, no helicopter, must be fake
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# grtz
made me laugh, 11/5.
(zannyuk, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Pay attenshions!
This is vere importint:

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Bumsecks is win though.
Down with this sort of thing. Careful now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Internets wanking???
Shits.
I've got the bad aids bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# doh!
i have bad aids from internet wankings.

and bumsecks
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# mind the piss, sir.
(and, um, that's MY internets for wanking. go find your own)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Kittensey?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# This is what happens when you allow Polythechnics to call themselves Universities.
*EDIT* Ah. Bolokcs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Which one does spelling lessons?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# spelling is a borgeois institution which oppresses the masses
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I love being massively oppressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I think it's nice I can tell who's saying stuff on the board
without even checking for the name on the signature line.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# speeling?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# 2008 winner announced
(katesbush, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Woo
click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Haha
clever
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# go BA!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# haha!!!
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Pig in a cannon


Click for bigger (301KB)
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Loveliness of many kinds!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I know you are, but what am I
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Awwww
Big sexbear, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I'm having a challenging morning.
For some reason my pants are fluffier than normal and are causing little blue fluff balls to knot in my bum hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Ouch, I can imagine that might hurt a bit.
You've got two choices. Go commando, or go to the loos and remove all your bum hair. And if you do the second one I'll cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Rid yourself of your pants.
It gives you the ideal opportunity to ask a colleague at work "Please can I borrow a pair of your pants?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Friday = Office pantswap day
or at least it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# ok, they're off!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Ohthankfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# fantastic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# anyone care to fill me in on the news
as I'm behind the great firewall of China and can't get any news sites at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# ...
Plane crash - Heathrow.
Miscarriage - Lily Allen.
New job - collapsibletank
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# huzzah CT
what?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Gah...
Mental health work. Clinical psychology assessment of 100 kids.

I WANNA DO DRORINS!!!

Still. Cash.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# WOO!
well done, what's it doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# excellent
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# :O)
www.b3ta.com/board/7969059
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# don;t forget to tell billy it was his dad that touched him, not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# nice one
right, I'm off through the -35 degree wastes to my hotel. Tata, B3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Tata
have fun in the frozen tundra
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I'll try
Mongolia is lovely at this time of the year
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I'm taking your word for it.
But do have fun while you're there.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# OTHER TOP STORIES
China trade to boom, says Brown
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# 'today's fresh pile of steaming horseshit' , spews from Brown's puckered little faceanus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# The phrase "Brown's puckered little faceanus"
fills me with gleefullnessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# :D I'm glad you enjoyed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# excellent
hope I meet him at Beijing when I head home in a week so I can slap him a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Plane crashlanded at heathrow after engine failure
Brown visits China :D
Cell that causes childhood leukaemia identified
ESA plan probe to visit Mercury
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# all go then
I'll stay here a bit longer

Thanks for the update!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# mercury to be probed?
yuk!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# the transparent toaster has been invented


" The new concept glass toaster, which lets you see your bread as it browns, is from product developer Inventables.

The idea is based on transparent heating glass technology and the idea is that the glass heats up enough to toast the bread.

It means people can keep their eye on their breakfast and eject the slice at the moment it turns the perfect colour.

This would eradicate the need to put the bread back down and run the risk of having to scrape burnt toast.

However, a traditional timer dial is still incorporated into the design, for people who are too busy to keep an eye on their bread.

A downside to the current design is that it only fits one piece of bread at a time."

- ananova
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *COVET*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# <_< looks like a render
of an iToast
(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# That'll be pretty messy after one use
when the kids decide to put their bread in already buttered.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I love this
as I love the world
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# In other news
People are still starving.

But I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# They should make a wind-up version for developing countries
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Yeah.
One that points and says "Haha!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Toast, one slice at a time
For light eaters or those who hate warm toast.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# the future is here!
*puts on hover boots*
(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# If they can do that,
they can make glass hair straighteners that allow you to see your hair straightening.

Just thought I'd point that out. Hope it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# glass george foreman grill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# you can't beat a classic dualit
they are the fucking bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# *uses the oven grill, mostly*
as I have cut-your-own-bread, and I like BIG TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# YES!
My Toatser
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# It looks pretty cool
but trying to convince me I should buy one in case I'm too fucking stupid to just leave my toaster on the setting which I already know works, just puts me off. Bloody marketing men.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# My toaster (that I barely use for the aforementioned reason)
does as it bloody well pleases, sod the setting. Sometimes 2 is 4, sometimes it's 1.5, sometimes the defrost setting will give you just about 3.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# There's a fairly major sticking point mentioned on the actual Inventables website.
I'll give you a clue, it starts with "Although the glass does not currently get hot enough to..."
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I use the grill to toast my bread.
It came free with the oven and it doesn't look like a load of fucking STUPID THINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# oink
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# thats lully!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# to the skys!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Ahem
-y+ie
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ta
to the sky-y+ies!! ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# ai-ai-ai
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *swoosh*

I'm bored and can't think of anything generic to make
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# he seems awfully happy about it all...
(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Kablam is a great word!
It denotes violence, with hilarious consequences.

Also Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# First new SH in almost 2 years......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)
# yeah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
and a woo
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Soz, JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# haha :)

do they have names?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# 1 & 2.
2 is the one with the single hair.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# 0 & 1 surely!
/compsci blog
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# No.2's my fave!!

umm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Chris the Turtle
Edna the Turtle, Malcolm the Turtle and KRONG-THAR, TURTLE EMPEROR OF PAAAAAAAIIIIN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha!!
my council have fucked up and are sending me a cheque for £271!!!
WOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# cool, buy some random shit with it
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# BOOKS AND BEER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# nice usage of such an unexpected windfall
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# buy lube and a nice big skate from the fishmongers
mimsy of the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I'll bet 270 of that is going with you to the bash!
Just a guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# bwahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# BBBWWWAAAAAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# did somebody
watch Bear Grylls the other day?
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I don't watch him any more after he was found out
to be a fucking massive fraud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I hadn't heard about that
link?
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Oh hang on.
www.outdoor-weblog.com/50226711/bear_grylls_a_fraud.php

Here we go. It could all be bollocks, but I'm inclined to believe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I do remember wondering
"where do the camera crew kip?" while I was watching it but I assumed that they slept in a tent or caravan or something while Bear slept in his hammock/sleeping platform/shoe/whatever

It's disappointing, but less surprising than it should be :(
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# not like good old ray!
he's a mans man.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Ray is a
podgy survival God. I love Ray.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# He's fucking awesome.
And a bit sexy in a 'FEAR NOT LITTLE WOMAN' sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# the old fraud!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# There is a disclaimer at the start of the show
Saying whilst they go and do this stuff, come the end of the day they go back to a hotel.
It was made out like they were roughing it in the early series then people moaned about it, so now they have a little disclaimer at the start of the show.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Which then begs the question
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.

This may also have something to do with me really loving Ray Mears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I'm also more of a fan of ray mears and lofty wiseman
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Grylls
Under critisicismcismns.

I do still enjoy Bears show though, he does do some mad shit that if you were really in a survivial situation might come in handy.

Ray shows you how to live comfortably in the wilds. Hell he usually has a full set of herbs and spices to cook with!
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# herbs and spices are forgiveable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Ray is great
He'd definitely be my Desert Island discs luxury item. I could sit and read and listen to music while he built a house and found dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# was funny
when he killed roasted then ate a tortoise or turtle though...
Worth watching just to see what bizaar thing he'll do next, eat raw minows/wring rhino shit into his mouth etc. Thats good telly if you ask me...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# The tortoise thing
apparently it's cooked when the shell is nice and crispy...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Woo for science!
Have the first outing of my new* yay!


*may be first and only yay
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I love you
for this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# :o)
Why thankee!
It's actually a bit crap I thought, needs animating but I don't have the patience

or skill...
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Yay! this is why I like science
also I got to spend three weeks using a custom bottle rocket and powered air compressor to study telemetry and provide a report on impromptu bombing calculations in school.
(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Yay and most definitely Woo!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)

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