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[challenge entry] blow up it's ass


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not funny apart from the terrible suit

Jazz...................nice
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I rather like the suit
Is that Cocker?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# i am of a similar opinion
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# random jazz dude
not cocker
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# not about cocker
about prince of wales check suits, i have owned a few in my time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I am sartorialy inept
I don't own any suits

bar the birthday one
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# i only have one now
for weddings and funerals.

/ex menswear sales assistant blog.
i'm free.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I have three
and in OMGKERAYZEE!!!1!!! style they are black, black with pinstripe and navy with pinstripe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# posh bird
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Nah
just management (so sell out corporate whore puppet bird might be more accurate)


Does anyone own a record shop? I want to work in a record shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# i have two black ones.
i want a grey suit too.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Get a charcoal
Not a light grey, unless you want to look like you've mugged Andrew Ridgeley for his wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# roll those sleeves up
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# And give those white loafers a good polish.
Don't forget your RayBans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# yes boss!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I have a pair of ridiculously wide legged trousers
in that material. They're like loons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Don't be too hard on yourself.
At least you didn't use an unnecessary apostrophe.
Oh, hang about...
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# i missuse apostrophe's
it's a hobby isnt it?
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
#
edit: its
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahah, excellent!
that so warrants an animated version, with the head inflating :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Rock On!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# not peter!!
*childhood dies*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# SHAZAM!
All I can think of when I hear that name now. Due to Peter Griffin's orgasm noise.

I also now can't hear or SEE the word shazam without thinking of this. It has ruined all vintage comics for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# *bongs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# *spliffs*
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] compearoast..

it am clicky bull (which is another animal instrument, isn't it?)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
hmmmm.... pic seems borked (b3ta hosting issues I guess) - edited so you can now see it

">
just a quick and messy compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# monster bunnies!!!
run, run for your lives!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
looks like hes raping it..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# "keep your mouth shut...
....and enjoy it you slaaaaag"
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# looks like he's muting it it trumpet-style
*lifts left hand*
mmmmmmMMMMMMWWWWaAAAAAAAhhhhHhhhhh...
mmmWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH...

mmmWWWAAAA...mmmmMMMWWaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# haahahaha
^this!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# this is beautiful beyond belief
and I am giggling like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Brilliantly done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning


1. Not actually an instrument? CHECK!
2. Crap song? CHECK!
3. Poorly Animated? CHECK!
Looks like we're good to go!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Loving it! CHECK

click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# ^this^
WAAYOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hahahaha!!
'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# alles in ordnung
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Argh
HE'S SINGING OUT OF AN ARSEHOLE
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *puts Germaine Greer hat on*
They all do. Bastards. Remember, porn's degrading to women even if it's made by, for and starring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# You're only doing that because you know I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Punchline
surely the punch line would have been "Tit"
(manbear84, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] With due credit to python


I'll stop now, got stuff to do...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# squishy squishy!
bye!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# is that the new song from the Squishy Girls?
Squishy Squishy, touch my axewound.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# i'd buy that.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# for a dollar?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I play for you, on the mouse organ
the bells of St Mary!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# happy chinese new year
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# i love claymation
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# YAY!!
happy new year all!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# gong xi fa cai!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Michael Schenker Group?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# My mother was a saint!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# *waves*
sorry I didn't reply down there, got dragged to a short meeting where they chucked a load of stuff on my plate. Because that's what you do here when people have head colds and they've just been bereaved. Classic.

*may now be in a bad mood as well.*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Silly plate chuckers
:(

*hugs and steals stuff from plate*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I really shouldn't be here, but I was worried about getting into trouble
So I came in and went to see my manager- wanted to explain that I really wasn't well but I was worried and it went a bit like this:

'Hi *manager name*, sorry I wasn't in yesterday but with the death and this head cold...'

'no that's fine'

'I'm really not feeling great but'

'fine'

'And I need to book off Tuesday for the funeral, sorry it's short notice'

'fine'.


Comfuckingpassion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Probably playing the "keep professional distance" card too clumsily.
From all accounts she sounds like a dizzy tart.

*shows her 2 fingers* jog on, babe

:) *offers bony shoulder to cry on*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Bony?! Your shoulders are lovely.
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# it's exactly the same here,
i got in on monday after being off most of last week dealing with my sons knackered appendix, and all he said to me was:
'i didn't have to tell the people covering you to tidy up, can it continue'.

what a cock, i nearly bit my tongue trying not to be sarcastic or just tell him to get to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# untidy sod
;) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# thats the thing though...
i'm not. and he doesn't have to tell me to tidy because i can think of these things on my own!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Tell him you'll tidy his face if he wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# haha!!
*walks into his office*
*walks out*
i've got two minutes to clear my desk....

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Time for a face tidying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *grabs the bleach and stiff bristled brush*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# See, told you that you were untidy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# my paraphinalia is not rubbish!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# My desk's a tip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# mine was,
but twatty McGee (boss) had a clear out.
it's just not the same....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# ouch :(
I'm sure someone will sell you a bazooka
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# My mates got a deactivated M16 (so he can threaten intruders)
Oh the fun I could have.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# i'm quite happy with my heavy cavarly sword.
it's a beast!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I might just bring in my strictlyornamentalofficer sai.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Woo!
Nicely animated.

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Super stuff
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# splendid stuff
and a happy new chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Kung hei fat choi!
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# yay!

any excuse to get drunk tonight
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Woo!
Ying tong ying tong
Yiddle I po!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# excellent!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# CHY-KNEES!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I like chinese
they only come up to your knees
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# And now, with the weather, Bull Giles

click for bigger | my comic
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Pssst
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
N00b attack!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# that song in your sig
reminds me of a sordid sex weekend I once had in Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# are you coming on to me?
I've found there's no other kind of sex in the midlands
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# OMG26KROFFLECOCKS
edit: Choad
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Shush choad
It's under the limit
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# CHOAD
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hah
you choad
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# You're a choad.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# CHOAD!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# CHOAD


(DMQOB, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# choady
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# what's a choad?
i'm too old for this kind of talk
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# God.
You utter utter choad.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Jesus...
Choad.
(n@man n@man, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# CHOAD
(meepmeep is, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Ha ha
This is grand.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hahahahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Lovely . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha!!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Lovely!
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :)
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
I've herd (sorry) he's a bit of a prima dona at the beeb.
Won't talk to anyone, insists on his own dressing room and the such.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha moovalous! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that am the bestest thing ever.

most WOOsome!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Moovelous!
:)
(n@man n@man, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# you deserve a pat on the back
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# i'm glad they let you have crayons again
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# *claps like a mong*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I've logged back in for the first time in yonks
just to woo this



*blows cobwebs and dust off profile*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# i like this sudden influx of the ancients
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# What's that sonny?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# the place positively reeks of dust and white horse liniment
i think we just need DB and m@rkoni for the full house
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# And slim
the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# already been and gone
I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# SPEAK UP!
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# haha, excellent
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# SAUSAGE HORNS!!!!
i like this.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# That is effing great!
Bull Giles FTW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Wooo!
Now there's weather report for cows :D
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Oh
that is just superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
#
Skilliant McBrilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Hehehe
great.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I lol'd so much
I nearly peed I!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# "You bastard peepz, you eez turning uz into instruments. I turnz to dreenk"

wow my images just get better! woo for tablets
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# lovely 'tache :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# a great compliment from you sir, *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Is my judgement of monkey facial hair really that good? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# any compliments i get from you are generally taken highly
any compliments i get from ANYONE are taken fairly highly
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Monkey beer: it's not actually for monkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Bring on the monkeys and the monkey beer!

[edit/ monkey and monkey beer to follow when my cocking server starts working again]
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# MONKEYTITS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Glad you noticed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# that'll be me on saturday!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# volia B3ta
i give you an actual drunken monkey

enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Are those your legs?
phwoor
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# awwww
he looks maudlin
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# "I love you man
you're my best friend....hic..."
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# *complies*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# *watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Can I stop now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# No, please continue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *starts filming*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# arggghh
*hip collapses*

Help? Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# in a mo...
*bums*




*calls ambulance*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
#
I've fallen and I can't get up
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *films some more*
*sends to you've been framed*


*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *carries in arms to hospital*
*all hero, like*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# # Love lifts us up where we belong
Where the eagles cry
On a mountain high.
Love lifts us up where we belong,
Far from the world below,
Up where the clear winds blow. #
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
#
There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road is where I'll always be

Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Down this road, that never seems to end,
Where new adventure, lies just around the bend.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light
That's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Instrumental Bridge

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

There's a world, that's waiting to unfold,
A brand new tale, no one has ever told,

We've journey'd far but, you know it won't be long,
We're almost there and we've paid our fare, with the hobo song.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll find what I call home
Until tomorrow, you know I'm free to roam
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# My favourite line?
"instrumental bridge"
(therealche, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# sorrry
bit busy mate
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# *is hypnotized*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Drone.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# what a welcome home!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# shut it honkey!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Oh, you outta time!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# what choo talkin' 'bout?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# don't go there girlfriend
mmmm mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I have the great pleasure of telling all our old friends
that when we get married our other old friend Westie is going to bagpipe me up the aisle. And yes, we are all aware of the sexual technique. Because I told them all. (edit: I must point out that due to Westie's previous form with women, strangely normal new girlfriend notwithstanding, this is rather believable)...

Hello all, sorry I haven't been around much of late. I'm sure this place must've gone to hell in a handbasket during my absence. Well fear not, for I am back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# *googles*
Fnarr fnarr!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# He is really going to though.
He's a rather wicked bagpiper, he does it for some sort of....organisation of some regard at....places where people will be.

I'm sure he was on Jools' Hootenanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# it has and it did and you were
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I was, and I do apologise.
Things have been a bit weird of late, and I would have been the textual equivalent of a big load of downers and the bends (radiohead, not rickets).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# it has!
no-one got close to thousand in the stats!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# They don't love you as much as I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# you're the best captain.


can you let me out the brig now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Ooh I don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# pleeeeease!
i'll scrape barnicles off the hull!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I've been very busy
but I did notice I'm getting close to 50k
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *gasps*
hyper mega nekkid tiem!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# hello Capn
I've not been around either, I blame work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Oh hai shugga :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
#
BLEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ancient RP for Compo....


(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# haha!
i like his little spang eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I've been looking for a cock-mouthpiece for quite some time now
but it seems the armed forces took them all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# You can get them on the black market if you know what to ask for.
I had forgetten about the fab feb birthday club - the month that spawned all the best b3tans!

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# This!
Happy birthday all you feb februarians!


(oops - sig 5 days out of date)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Happy Birthday, you gorgeous hunk of helpful Dutch cheese
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Cheers mate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I got so excited I accidentally clicked I Like This!
Fortunately I do.

I am suffering from last night's birthday drinks (which were 2 days late).

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# and happy 1 day younger than me, or possible a little bit older, I can't remember - to you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Ha!
and a belated happy birthday

I'm going out for a bit now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# YAY!
it's mine on sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] toot!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Haha!
Good morning mr Toast
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Oh, and please have this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# unexpected Tie Fighter swarm!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I was planing a whole series of these
but I got bored with them after three ;)



(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hahahaha
I love the bottom one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I did make a recursive one of that
but it didn't really work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Bah... I thought of doing something similar last night
But you've done it about a hundred times better than I could have

Very woo indeed.

*clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# top work

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# pffft!
'ningles toaster!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# haha nice touch with the eyes!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Five on the green one.
Ace as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
this is both silly and good!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# morning chap, you ok? busy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Love it!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# oooh all snakey
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Woo
that's a bit ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Ooh I say...
...quite wonderful as usual, you've set the bar a little TOO high for us all, could you please bring it down a tad?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Oh, that's fucking brilliant!
That, is exactly what I said when I saw your pic.

W/Y/H.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# cat siren!
MEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

(pancakes_n_ham, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Cats love to be smashed against fences

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Not by the tail
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*clicks*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] french horn


Those french, with their snails... and horses

Ningles McFlingles everyone!
Nearly friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:30, archived)
# hahaha!!
'nings!
never mind friday, it's nearly saturday!!
i'm getting nervous...
what if nobody likes me?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Don't worry about it
I was exactly the same my first time.

And no one did like me, so I got drunk and started fights.

I had a great time.

I'm excited too!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:33, archived)
# i'll bring my knuckle dusters and wear my steelies!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:34, archived)
#
eelies ilettos
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] A pearoast not worth it's own thread
My only front page, now compo'ed and not quite right, anyway, I realize.



But it's 2 am here, and I can't be bothered starting from scratch.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:33, archived)
# you ain't nothing but a hound-dog,
about to tear me apart!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:35, archived)
# That's superb
He looks like a crooner to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:39, archived)
# pfffft
'I did it myyyyyyy waaaay'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:42, archived)
# thats no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I think you are misunderstanding the word "challenge"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# "and whats the deal with airline food?"
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# TGMTFH!
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:44, archived)
# pffft!
nings!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Bit limited, as it only can play slow marches.
Or swift retreats. Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Lighters
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 7:58, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on here
but I love those offers. You buy a crapload of them, maybe 40 or 50 and throw them all on to a bonfire. Spectacular results will follow.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Save your money for a tin of lighter gas.
worth it for the mushroom cloud.
EDIT: How rude; woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:28, archived)
# I prefer vapourising mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# that is oddly charming
and gets a morning yay from me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Take it or leave it, yo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Base-jumping stunt pig says


and Good Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 7:17, archived)
# 'ning
*runs for shelter*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 7:28, archived)
# \o
*salutes a circumspect man*
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 7:30, archived)
# 'ning
I like base-jumping pigs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:15, archived)
#
yay for pig!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:27, archived)
# the crap you have to put up with just for a root
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 6:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 6:59, archived)
# This rules!!!
**Glees**
(Vega31, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Ah
Marital bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Magenta cock rules ok!


click here for moving bit as too big for board!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:23, archived)
# Cocked! Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Nice, but.
Who are those fellows exactly?
(MortigiTempo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:30, archived)
# tahkcalb, mofaha and rapitinui, they're in a disco band.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:31, archived)
# .
Oooh, disco!
(MortigiTempo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:32, archived)
# hence the garish outfits and the flying cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:33, archived)
# I'm the one with the hat, of course.
*chuk-a-wahs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:45, archived)
# big gay hat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 6:01, archived)
# I've not asked it, but you may be correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 6:24, archived)
# the cöckmëisters
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:32, archived)
# rë&#7831;ürn öf &#7831;hë ümläü&#7831;!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:37, archived)
# oh fuck it, i'm not editing that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:38, archived)
# yeah, what happened to your T's, man?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:48, archived)
# they were eaten by snaxe, i think.
they had umlauts on them!

ẗ ẗ ẗ
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 6:00, archived)
# Kenny Smegma and the Spunkmunchers *
* may not be entirely true
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:32, archived)
#

(maninthespoon, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 7:18, archived)
# Endless battle is endless.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 7:27, archived)
# That is still one of the best CDCs evar!

please have this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:15, archived)
# I cringe more at that one than mine.
Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Yata!
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:19, archived)
# pfffttt.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:29, archived)
# i bet mr. fox makes them clean all that spunk out of the carpet before the other guy's wife gets home.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:32, archived)
# Pump Friction.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:47, archived)
# haha!
cockpunchery!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:30, archived)
# excuse me i am lost, please help me.

ple bu che, wa me la loo, chen ye bung wa.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:19, archived)
# take a left and then right
and then you're there! Welcome to Montana
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Yippy Yi Oh Tye Aye!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:23, archived)
# ...Mother
fucker

/Die Hard
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 8:57, archived)
# *presses 'Tropical paradise'*
/loves his Ralph Spoilsport RV blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:26, archived)
# i have no idea what you are on about
/ignorance is bliss blog
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Somehow, in this case, I doubt that.
Hunt down 'Firesign Theatre'.

Trust me, I know you will be a bozo
--'ike the 'est of us-- in no time.

www.doctechnical.com/fst/science/sci-hcyb.htm

edit: There's an audio link of Ralph's patter here
www.doctechnical.com/fst/wav/nicholas/ralph.wav
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:33, archived)
# looks like hell, and not even a fresh one.
nuke from outer space, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:27, archived)
# a low orbit would be advisable
so as not to miss!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:31, archived)
# i have my fiery death at the ready.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:38, archived)
# Go directly up . . . and away ya !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 5:36, archived)
# "Excuse me, I am lost. Please help me"

So you see, Mr. Bungle, someone's fucking up your whole campain!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 7:26, archived)

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