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[challenge entry] Well, put your tiny hand in mine...
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Arf!
I like this
I like this so much, I shall *click*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# thanks dude
sorry no reply, i got stuck in the john
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)
# hahahah
ace

sig!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# gracias jefe
does sig mean put a signature on it?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# excellents!
compo it

*click*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# i dont reckon a tache alone
gives it the right to be up there on the como board. but what the hey
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Speed cameras throughout the ages

#1 in a series of one...

you'll be glad to hear
good evening folks
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# that Model T must be doing at least 12mph
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# :) nice!
watch the birdy.


you sick perv.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Cross Street
Abergavenny?

Nice pic, if a bit big at 3ft x 3ft 6" (plate size)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I thought this was an AT-AT walker at first.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Haha
I can see what you mean now
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# i likes this
somebodys been watching a bit too much QI on dave lately eh ? :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Hmmmm...
I have been watching lots, but mostly pissed
Something could have gone into the subconscious I suppose...
Just found the pic on pbase & thought 'speed cameras'
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# ahh
just, i was watching it late last night n clarkson was on it, was a question about how the speed camera was invented by a rally driver,
that wanted to check his speed times so he could improve it and they made a joke not too far off from your picture :D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# hahahaha
*click
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# thats just lovely

pobably bindun though.

but still :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Clicky
Like it!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
genius
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Pffft.
*clicks*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# this has been in my head all day
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# arf!
edit: i forgot this "Woo!"
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# i like to think that she's dancing really fast
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# No, that'd be "Attack of the 50 left foot woman"
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# ...or playing football with cars
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# LOL
Genuine lol fp this
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Where the fuck've you been?
SLACKER.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# mechaneck from masters of the universe
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Wonderful!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# that makes me do a laugh
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# ha ha you're having a giraffe!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I was going to say I'd only click this once I'd seen all 6 million collars,
but that would have been cruel. I clicked it anyway. Woo!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# for i = 1 to 6,000,000
neck.add(collar)
next i
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I cast thee out, iteration.
I've been doing enough of them the past couple of days.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# i would like to make it clear that i was writing pseudocode
and not v****l b***c

that's important
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Glad to hear it.
My poison is Matlab.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# matlab has the best console of anything ever
i will be working with a bit of matlab this week, by a curious coincidence
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# You know matlab?
Me your frieeeeeend?

I'm stuck with Origin 6.0 which, incidentally, sucks donkey balls.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# not much, alas
i write the odd bit of code that occasionally gets mex'd. the limited experience i've had with it has been fun though
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# The manual left me feeling completely lost.
There was no easy way into it.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# i doubt i could tell you anything helpful, alas
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# It's surprisingly easy to use.
I'm not really a computer geek, I'm a physicist, but we occasionally have to program for data analysis and things.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# bah! matlab is okay, but python is better. except for maths, maybe. although there is Numeric.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# i prefer ruby to python
the whitespace-as-syntax thing does my head in
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Well, blocks do MY head in:
"hello".each do |c| {
print c
}

or something. I dunno. Blocks!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# i did smalltalk before i'd heard of either of em
which probably explains the bias. i'd be quite happy to write either, to be fair
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# But what sort of language!
for i in range(1, 6000000):

or

every i := 1 to 6000000 do
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# that's an open exercise for the reader
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Sucks almost as much as this:
H = -2J1(SA.SB)-2J2(SA.SC+SA.SD+SB.SC+SB.SD)

Of course, when J1 is greater than ~75 K, it all goes to shite.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# thermodynamics?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Magnetism
It describes the energy levels in two systems I'm investigating. One has four copper atoms and has six energy states, which Origin 6 pro can deal with on a decent computer. The other has four mixed-valence manganese atoms and has 110 energy states, which make Origin shut down without a chance to save your work.
Crappy.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Just write it out on the back of a napkin.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Pretty big napkin...
Of course, when you've worked out each energy level, you have to input each one into the Van Vleck-Dirac-Heisenberg equation to calculate the susceptibility.
which is just what I was saying to the vicar the other day...
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Sounds like you have a rather enjoyable evening ahead of you.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# This is correct.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Hmmm. Sounds interesting. Like an enzyme active site. I think photosystem II has 4 Mn atoms.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I might have worked on that
But it's a different system I'm on at the moment...
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# fantastic
love it
*clickety woo*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha, top!

(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# hehe
top work Mr Fish
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# hahahahahahah
Brill!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Pfft!
I actually laughed out loud.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# All that Scheidering reminded me, there was another one stuck in my head...
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# SHARKSGOT A GUN!
glow stick in mouth will blind shark - win!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# It's actually a very very small
SCUBA air tank.

Hmm. Just me then. Well, it was a rush job.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# it looks like one of those discrete vibrators
:)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU FUCKING KRILL. YES YOU WITH YOUR FUCKING FLAPPY BITS!
/mocking
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# hahaha!
nice!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# twiggy gallows :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Actually...
I think Duck tape may be more effective on the beak.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# haha!
cultured!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# unwanted mental image #89534289424
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# ARE YOU STILL NOT FUCKING DEAD YET?
Thatchcunt, not you.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# :'(
phew
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# it might be better if she went totally ga-ga and turned into a drooling vegetable first
less chance of a massive state funeral or something when she does pop it
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I don't care how
so long as it's soon.

If there's a state funeral we can egg the hearse.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# or just busk outside westminster abbey doing a skiffle version of 'ding dong the witch is dead'
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Excellent idea.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# my mum'll make us cakes :D
she hates her too
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Weren't you six when she stepped down?
Personally I tend to not care about politics which happened before I could consciously understand the concept of government.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Around that, yes.
However my family were older, and some of them were miners. One of whom is now dead. He died when he was thirty, penniless. And I don't care what you or anyone says, this is her fucking fault and if I ever see her she is going down. Not just for my uncle, not just for his parents who had to outlive him, but for every fucking family she tore apart.

I don't care how ill informed I am- my family is still up there, and there are places that have never recovered. It's heartbreaking, to see what your family has prided themselves on for generations torn out from under their feet with no warning and no support network. Because that IS what happened.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# She'll be in Purgatory for 80 years just while they read out all the reasons why she's going to hell.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Good.
I don't give up on anyone, and I am a nice person, but that crock of spiteful cuntishness deserves all my venom and more.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# ..and communities she tore apart
It's just a shame the opposition were so unelectable during the eighties, being hard left nutters
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Aye, I meant that as well.
There's towns up there that are almost ghost towns now, with nowt but a fucking wheel plonked in the ground to remind them of a time when they used to matter.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I work with a girl from Barnsley
She can get quite animated when you speak about the eighties and what Thatcher did to those communities
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I'm from Sheffield
and my family are Sheffield, Doncaster, Chesterfield and the surrounding areas. Well, some of them.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# i was 18 when she stepped down
and you should care, because we're still living through the aftereffects of her evil fuckwittage
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Well i'm of the Isaiah Berlin school of thought
That's to say that the very concept of ruling and government is inherently wrong but neccessary.

Even thinking about any form of politics makes me quite depressed.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# When she dies I'm going to take a dump.
This will be my tribute.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# When she dies I'm going to have a party.
Please come round and show all my normal friends that b3tans are as weird as they suspect.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Why did you reply to MY comment to prove B3tans are weird. >:(
Dicklips
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Does that mean if I lick my lips it shall be pr0n?
*does so*

And I don't know, because I harbour secret loves for you. Secret sticky loves.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Noes!
You cannot have sticky loves for HIM!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# And why not?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Because he's not good enough for you.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# AWWWWW
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Viscous and sticky.
I'll go get my mask then.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# EXCELLENT.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# You have IRL friends?
WTF?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I know, shameful, innit?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# They all bring over their PCs and talk via a LAN.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I want to do that
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Why?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Because he's incredibly sad.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I suspected as much.
To be fair, when I was in student houses I did quite regularly talk to people over msn who were a matter of metres away.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# its not that i don't like talking to them.
its just easier, and if i'm typing something, i can change it before i send it, unlike with speach.
Also they speak more, and i can't link irl.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Call me old fashioned, but I normally prefer talking to someone face to face.
I was just lazy.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# ^this.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# You need to track down the works of a band called Hefner
Who did an outstanding song called 'The Day Thatcher Dies', it starts off 'We will laugh, the day Thatcher dies. Although we all know it's not right'.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# and YOU need to track down a band called Sockeye.
They've just classic songs as:

"Poop and George"
"Tittyfuck a Coalminer"
and
"Buttfuck Your Own Face".
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# It is right.
It is right and it is proper.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# HA!
MILK SNATCHER!!!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# It was ladies night down the local disco
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
look down

Click for bigger (34KB)

so Barry was going to get in somehow....


edit: hmmm.... I can't be bothered to rehost that.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# redex, love.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# yes
b3ta hosting seems to be munted again.

(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I've never had a problem with photobucket. Ever.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# nor do I but it was handy using the boards own thingy
anyway



b3tards is working
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# that's not a planet!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I know but it seamed a good idea at the time
meh
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Topical


Took ages as it was before I knew the color option on the brush tool:P
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] *approves*
*bums*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# Better picture in the works. Just a quickie now. :]
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# AGORAPHOBIA.
Woo!
*goes off to read chapter 2*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I still have to do
Megalomaniac.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# *looks forward to it*
I like being able to know where the lyrics you use come from.
:D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I'm doing Megalomaniac,
and then probably A Crow Left Of The Murder.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# DO YOU GET IT YET!?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# From here on it's instinctual
Even straight roads meander
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# That's my favourite line :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# :D

I have to go to the dentist now. :[
I will be back soon though. Much sooner than yesterday. xp See ya later. *hug*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# angoran-sheep-phobia!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# *ends*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Ta!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# *Karate chops*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Bridgend art club
Sorry, I'll get me coat
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# ...
what?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# http://xkcd.com/262/
Brb tea time
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I'm back now.
I didn't like it
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# What fun
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# France?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Some kid burned my neck
I did not like it
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# :]
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Why not?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# LOL IRL
:D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I love this site.
xkcd.com/351/ is good.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# 123 is my favourite.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Ok, I lied, this is my favourite.
xkcd.com/162/
I just didn't say that because it's not manly.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I know
I saw that one. I love it! ^.^
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Someday I will do and say that.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Hahahah
:D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# ermm cant hold it any longer
do you actually ever do anything other than 13 year old emo drawings ? b3ta is for tattyshop ?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# You probably should have brought this up more than a couple of mintues before it falls off the bottom of the board.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)
# maybe :)
i can always bring it up again :D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Him on t'left.
Give him long blonde hair and an overwhelming ego and it IS my ex.

The face is frighteningly (and I do mean this seriously) similar. As are the chops.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# was it his resemblance to harry h corbett that first attracted you?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Nah, a viking.
That and he was in with all the cool people. Probably still is. Cunt.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# ppphhhrup rup, de dupp-dy dup! phrup rup, de dupp-dy dup!
phrup rup, de dupp-dy dup!
a dup dup!

not doing it for you?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Not really.
To be fair, he only did when I was half cut.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# what about Demond Wilson in Sanford and Son?
na na NAH NAH!
na na NAH NAH na na!
na na NAH NAH!
na na NAH NAH na na!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# jack...in the box
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Marvelous.
If a little dark
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# cheers
yeah, i do tend to opt for the dark stuff...
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I always jack in a box.
Woo :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# That's why you got fired from Thorntons, wasn't it?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# unwanted mental image #89534289423
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# 'I want it to say Happy Birthday Mummy'
'I don't think I can move that quickly...'
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# unwanted but highly amusing mental image #895432
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Eyyyyy
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# haha
*uses stencil*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# You am genyus.
Come here gives me your yoghurt I makes clever baybies pls ta.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Can't say fairer than that.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# how odd
i seem to suck at Scrabulous today
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# has he been jacking off in the box?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Ironic BBQ rules.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Oh dear

(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Not much else to do
In Jersey
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# i think you should change your name. its too like sticky label.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# change it to licky stable
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# or ally b tickles
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# sickly table
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# a belly stick
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I vote for this
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Ok, Vote for my new Nick
Only rules keep it clean and something that comes up on Spell check
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# why spellcheck?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# So its a real word and not just>kwjafncK;JUSE/G.NK
or similar
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# THE HOODED BEAN!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# semi-skimmed
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Where'd he go?
donate? pfft
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I think he runs a kids home in Jersey now.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# 18.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Yays
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# 19
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# *glees*
With 19 they'll have to get him back :D

EDIT: Yays at 22!D

*passes straw around*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Already Voted
And I know his brother
Nice Chap, don't know about Angus tho
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# His brother?
Angus Steakhouse?

23

EDIT: 26 but I think someone just needs a hug!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Bill
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Bill Steakhouse?!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# i'd much rather see him as a guest
and think the rotating host works well,
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# That awesomely deserves a
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I-LOVE-HORSES
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# they taste great!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Is that before of after being ridden
by a youthful Jennifer Connolly?

P.S. I meant the horse
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# during
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Needs more female Bounce-age
Please
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I love Jennifer Connolly
that pasty twat needs to give her the fuck to me.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I don't think I know what The Hulk was about.
I did see it though.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I hope they all gave you a blowjob before you let them on there.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Sorry, can I just change my comment to the more topical:
"That's so wrong, it's Wright".
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# To Hull with you sir
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# i think you should change your name
its too like mugatu
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Hahah
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Mugger 2
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# TJ:....
Im 38, in the past i have spent 3 years in post mortem and i have to say cupchicks is in the top 5 most horrible things i have seen.

That is all.

*pass the mind bleach someone*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Were you 35 when you died then?
FUCKINGROFLOPHANT.

Sorry.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# hahaha
Well there is a waiting list.

I was in PM when i was 25.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I was in the future when I was 25.
/23 blog.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Awwwww
*pats on head*
*gets punched in the throat*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I love that there are b3tans younger than me.
I'm usually the youngest at any social gathering unless there's kiddies in which case I'm sat on tiny chairs with them.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# hahaha
Oh well.

I'm off to the pub.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I hate
That all B3tans seems to be younger than me
Sits on a small chair for effect
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# A RUSSIAN CUNT HAS MUSKY GROWTHS.
I'm young, don't worry.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# :D I loved it
and also yes, you are. This is ace.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# You would be 23 in the future, clearly.
I mock your temporal dependency theory!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# YEAH LIKE BOLLOCKS YEAH EXACTLY SHUSH
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Theoretical physicist tip #104b
Never forget your moustache to hide your disillusionment.

Meh
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger boat
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Sorry to TJ but a have a new favorite joke.
How many people with ADD does it thake to change a light bulb?
Lets ride bikes!

although then you're saying it you have to interupt the person said 'How many peoples with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# haha
i like, how many passive aggressive people does it take to change a lightbulb?

no, never mind, you go out with your friends i'll stay here in the DARK!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# heeh, I've always liked
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The question you should really be asking is 'how did they get in there in the first place'?

XD
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Someone has only just found sickipedia
Oh Dear
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# So true.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# snap
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# That looks like a proj person:D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# an angel,
would be most appropriate.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# hehehee well if we're doing Scheider:P
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# :D
A little TJ:

Does anyone love me enough to rip a vid from Youtube for me?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Yes.
Which video is it?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Fart in the duck.
But I just got Downloadhelper add-on, so it's sorted :):):)

Now I just need to figure how to convert it so I can put it on my phone :/
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# http://media-convert.com/ ftw
without the FTW in the address, obviously ; )
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# ^this.
Just type "media convert" in the address bar on Firefox.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:D
Ta!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# videodl.org
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Never forget your comedy glasses to hide your Sutcliffe
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# SMILY MOUGH
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Now he looks like Peter Stringfellow...
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# al Pacino is looking pretty shite these days i have to say.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Pfft!
Fug off!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# martha fugga!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# HAHAH
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# ziga zag!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# pfft! yes!
edit - shite, i missed my 4000th post.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# LOL IRL
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# We got asked today to, in groups, compile a five song playlist to include in our prom.
One of mine and Richard's was "Never Gonne Give You Up"
Partly inspired by this
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# i read that as porn
oh i'm going back to bed *didn't get up till 2pm*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Lazy.
G'night
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# i forgot to goto sleep
the birds where tweeting when i finally got in bed
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Ah fair enough.
I got to sleep at 2 and woke up at 7. Not fun :(
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# i do that most nights
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# qwick save the chevron!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# that's more sleep than i get
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I did that once.
I was talking to America through my DS until 7am.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# What App
were you using?

BTW, saw your post about Mario Karts yesterday. I got it working before. Are you having problems or just looking to play online?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I was on Pokémon Diamond.
And I just want a race :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Oops
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# :S
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# DUCKS
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# the fate of the chevron is at risk!
we need more ducks!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Oh.... Didn't know you could do that with Pokemon Diamond.
I'd offer you a race but I'm crap at it.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# YOU KILT THE CHEVRON!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# what are you doing to the chevron?
no0o
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# halp!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# CHEVRON!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# pah
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# YES NOES
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# you broked it
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# quick call the internet police!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# la la
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# ne-naw
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# rozzers
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# bacon patrol!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# fuck you
no bastard coppers taking me alive
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# hoom
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# bacon patrol!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# new naw
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# D:
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Chevroooooon
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# ACK
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# :o
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# :P
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Boom!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# TAMPRON
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# LOL.
MASS RICK ROLLAGE.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Exactly! :D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# RAWR
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# WOOP!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# !POOW
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# tip!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# AHH
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# AHH
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# lol boobies ( o )( o )
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# argh i broke it
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# What's going on here?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# no idea
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# what are you doing to my shiney chevron?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Fixed
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# phew that was close
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# It was VERY close.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeee!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# well its kinda a chevron
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# It was fun while it lasted :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Sorry.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# For?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# :O
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# STOP IT SkUG
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# your gonna get run over!
move it or loose it sister
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# super happy time!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# maybe
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# STOP ITTTTTTT
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# i was here first
nur nur ne nur nur
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Oh
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Ruining the chevron.
:(
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# this gonna turn into the second
chevron zig-zag?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I agree.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Aww SkUG!!!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Guy's got no game.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I know
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Me too
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# i made a badge for that once
the zig-zag chevron club
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Maybe a zig-zag?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Plop!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# *saves the internet*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# GOAL!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# SuperSKUG!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# oh what you doing to me?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# man i'm bored
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Join the club =]
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# ha ha ha you missed
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# chevron?
daaamnit
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# dont worry i'll fix it!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# tada!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# BACK OF THE NET!
come on!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# pff!
my pants are full of ants, so i'm off to sort out my wardrobe. later all!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# why'd you have pants in your ants?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Is that really a statue of them?
christ.

Funny pic though :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# time for a zig zag>
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# yes!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# maybe its time
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# or another chevron?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# weee!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# woo yay
Minor threadjack:

Can anyone recall then name of the website that people link polls and voting things on b3ta?
Aiden something or other.

curse my sieve like brain

ta
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# yay zig zags
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# dont stop
yeah!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# T.J. B3tans know all, what can you tell me about this?
Cordata SX CPC 9343

It's a beautiful looking laptop from 1986.

Running Stingray Re. 04

640k Memory. Fires up, I fixed the clock, but now I think it needs a boot disc.

What's it worth?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Nowt.
:D
edit- I don't know, sorry.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# doh thats spoilt the zig zaggey
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I'll trade it for my pokémon cards?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# i think its gonna blow!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# it'll make a good paperweight
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# it's an attractive 15lb chink of plastic right now
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# File it under R? or B?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# uhoh i think i broke it
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# time for a bit more chevroning...
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# ths should fix it
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# OI!
clear off and wait for your own thread to jack!

sorry, and no idea to your question.

tuppence and belly button fluff? I'll even throw in a photo of me.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# and back to the zig zag
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# throw in a blowjob from Captain Wow and i'll give you a fiver
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# pffft
'ning all
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# THIS IS THE LAST ZIGZAG EVER!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Hello *squints* ow my eyes
TJ : discomeats is alive!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Where is he?
Have you found him?


WE LOVE YOU DISCOMEATS
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# he's on the otherside of the internets
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# The other OTHER side?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# There is another side?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# yes
poke your head through your monitor and have a look
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# *does so*
OH HAI SkUG
OMG U R MASTURBATIN
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# ...erm thats not me
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Lies.
I can see who you're logged in as on b3ta!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# thats your reflection!
argh put that away
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# ANOTHER CHEVRON!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# AND ANOTHER!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I hope so
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Is he coming back?
:)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# only he can know that
i can only but ask for his pressence
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# COME BACK DISCOMEEETZ.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# needs more pumpage!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# pump pump pump
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# BRING BACK DISCOMEATS!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# BOINK
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# YAY DISCOCOW!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# YAY.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# zig zag!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# where?
and why isn't he here?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# i have informed him that everyone misses him
in his house (i'd imagine)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# well
at least we know he isn't corpsing in a ditch somewhere!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Aww :(
I had dibs as well :(
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# dib dib dib
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Yeah, sorry about the eyes.
I couldn't get it any larger without becoming prey to the nazis and I can't get the horizontal line thingy to work.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# heh its ok
i'm just sitting really far away!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# :D:D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Hello sir!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Ning bloke!
:D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# *nails to forehead*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# MAKE HIM COME HERE
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I mostly lurk these days
but it was worth a rare response to add to the come back discomeats campaign. I miss his pumpage and cheery \o/ replies.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Needs more dildo....
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# *takes note*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Sorry for all the Chevron zig zaggery
i'm bored :)
woo!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I don't understand why they haven't got this guy on the case
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# And in a strange twist of something...
That building featured as a police station in the TV series Bergerac,
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Yeah, I just read that in the news article
bizarre!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Jim'll fuck it
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Just look at his face!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Who?
Jim or the Giraffe?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# What giraffe?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# The one Jim's fucking.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Jim's fucking a giraffe?
Why did nobody tell me!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Little Tommy McDave did.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# If it was the giraffe, I have an inkling that it wouldn't be a "he".
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Why not? It's up the chuff either way though, so doesn't matter.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Yes!
This is the best thing ever!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahah yes!!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Dear Jim, please please please please please could you fuck Sting and Bono for me? cheers, dbroon

woo!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Oh yes!
He fixed them alright!!

Woo sir!

(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# cheers
and hello to you. life treating you well?

I am going back and forward between different computers today, hence my lack of previous greeting.

Edit: also, your website is borked for me.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Not bad mate! despite the drought :(
I've been extremely busy and just kept missing everyone ..... as per!

How's you?

[edit] yes, it's got to be re-done my shitty hosts lost everything so I will be sorting something else out.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# stressed as a bitch, but surviving
trying to tell myself that i have enough time to write a whole lot of shit for my thesis.

we shall see.
Edit: in that case, give me a shout when that's going ahead and i'll do you a better wallpaper than the one before.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# That's no good!
There's less hours in the day nowadays I swear!

:(
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# it does seem so
and even lesser hours where I can be arsed to do anything.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Haha
:)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
I want to have babies with this animation.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# you can try.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *inserts*
I can feel it moving about.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# You now have Jimmy Saville inside you.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# The one sentence I'd hoped never to hear.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I can repeat it if you wish.
:D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# No thanks,
I've vomited enough for one day.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# He volunteers at my local hospickle.
I've been out cold in the stirrups before now.

I'm hoping the only person to violate me was Lovely Black Anaesthatist and not Jimbo.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# This is the weirdest reply.
:D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# That's on the outtake show
kind of a best of.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# are you watching this, bbc?
this would put an end to the ratings war, make it now!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I object to this picture!
:D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# This would be an
excellent use of TV license payer's money!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# oh god i think I just shat myself laughing
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Oh yes!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# that is cocking ace
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Ace!
That's brilliant! *clicks*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Well done on the FP, koit!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)
# This is true genius
Keep on crying with laughter everytime I see him on the step ladder
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)
# hahaha Go Jim!
Dear Jim,

My gerbil is sad. My Dad says she is sad because she needs a boy gerbil, but he won't get us one because he won't pay more money to keep the babies.

Please Jim, could you arrange to fuck my Dad.

Thank you,

Lil' Zak McFlimby.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Ha HA HA
is the noise I have just made very unsubtley in my office... They're all looking at me now.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaahah
awesome!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Oh gawd...
...I laughed so hard at this
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Cheers..
.. for the laugh :D
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Sometimes I wake up in strange places and don't remember how I got there

Ed: I tried to colour this in with Paint but didn't do a great job.
Anyone else fancy having a go?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I am that bored I hearby declare this thread FLUFFY TEIME


Click for bigger (135KB)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Awwwww I miss having a puss.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# *tries not to make obvious joke about fannies*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Pffft...
"Fannies" sounds a bit like "fannies"
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# hahahahaha! It does!
Who'd have thought of it?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# wahey!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# And trannies.
I was in a meeting the other day and we had to watch a 'short film' about lifting boxes.
At one point a man was told to get his tranny and I was the only one who laughed.
Apparently it's some kind of vehicle.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# :D really?!
Why did no one else laugh? Were they all dead?

(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# or just boring
Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Worse than that - Goods Receivers!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# This must mean something different to me.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Just our loading bay neanderthals
And with that - Geoff begone!
Have a good night.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# WAHEY!
Luck! Geddit? Sounds almost exactly like f-
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# see the little goblin, see his little feet
and his little nosey-wose, isn't the goblin sweet?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# wahey!
You're Merlin the happy pig! aicmfp
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Are you on crack?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# yes.
yes i am.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# no
i'm gwendoline, percy's friend
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# WICKED CHILD!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# great booze-up, edmund!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# LOVELY BIG UDDERS
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# you have a woman's hands, my lord!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Love, nobody else could get away with it.
Well, not quite as well.

Actually, SMonkey could. but she's filth on a stick.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# you know it ;)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# That's too obvious for me to not roll around on the floor guffawing.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# ....but...
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Someone's been on the dizzy water!*

* no reason
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# That reminds me of
fart in the duck. Now I won't be able to stop singing it.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Dick full. My need, bang her mum.
Just sit and faaaaaaaart in the duck.

:D

This clip was taken from SM:tv Live.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# The fuck.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# It reminds me of it too.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# You've got to remember "Anty and Decky" off SM:tv!
It was like a spoof of Bill and Ben.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I do remember.
Vividly.

Also: DISTORT THAT TAAAAART IN MY NUB!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Yes, I thought you would.
Just sit and fart in the duck.
Just sick and barf in the duck.
Dick full. My need? Bang her hard.
Just sit and faaaaaart in the duck.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! FUCKING RIGHT.
DICK FULL. MY NEED? BANG HER MUM.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# MAOW
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Woo!
fluffeh tiem FTW!







and breathe
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# chions ftw!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I want one sooo much
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# what is a chion?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Chick lion ;)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Ahh
I totally knew that!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Guess what?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# What?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I have soup!
And when I typed "Guess what?" I also remembered about the game.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I know.
So did I. So I lost. xp

Also, soup? Yummeh! What sort? I had some homemade bread before, but I think I might go steal mofaha's crisps. :D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# TOMATIS
And I have nice, but not homemade, bread. With butter. Oh yes.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Tomato soup
goes best with bread and butter. So good choice. Also, I am going to get a glass of milk. Hooray!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Hoorah!
In fact I want to do the same.
*gets*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# ^.^
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *has*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# fluff OD
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# the second to last one is my favourite
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# i quite like it myself
:)
oh there is a slight problem i've noticed
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'm not sure.
I like the very last one.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# but the chimp/thing
has a look of melacholy which i find touching. as if he'd been trapped in a zoo and stared at by fat sticky children for years.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# True. The chimpbear is very nice.
But I like foxes and squirrels.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# ahh yes
the lesser spotted squirox
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Yeah, but mine would kick their arses.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# that may be true
so touche
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I am imagining hundreds and hundreds of those lion bird things swarming in through my bedroom window
It is very unnerving
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# yay fluffieh teim
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Awesome :D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I just noticed
the whisker/nose twitch. :D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I don't suppose
the 'tache is fluffy enough. Sorry.



Edit - 'seam'
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Arf!
I am gonna click this purely for the reason that Wishbone Ash rock! I saw Andy Powell's Wishbone Ash last year and they were beezer!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# only argus
the rest is gash, official
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Yay for fluffy tiem!


*yawns*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Awww!
^.^
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Shhhh, be vwery, vwery, vwery quiet, I’m hunting wabbits...

(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *pfft*
smashing!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Haha yay!

PENGUIN THREAD
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# ^.^
*glees*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# ^this.
with extra this
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
this fills me with glee also.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I'm gleed by this as well!
: )
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Squees & glees!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# :D
lovely.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Haha :D
I like this
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *launches*
*splut*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *yays*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Ha
lovely.
Woo.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Haha!
This is brilliant!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# this type of rabbit?

me thinks not
and woo to the pic
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# ahha
i'd like to see one of them out the car window hovering above its prey
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Bloody hell!
That's marvellous!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Even nicer!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# His other username is a porch.

(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# You dropped this.
e

Va va woo.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# +s
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I don't do drugs, dood.
They're bad, M'kay.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# cor
nicely!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I want a Ttssattsr t-shirt.
Woo!!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *peers*
Is he wanking? What's his left hand up to?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Yeah, I thought that when I posted it.
I should edit it, but I'm too slow to ninja.

*creaks*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Bah.
You wish.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Always.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Hurray!
Thanks, that's lovely. You managed to make me look much less drunk than I was, too.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *glees*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# oh, right this is you?
fuck, you're a bit sexy dear.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Any sexiness is purely coincidental,
and down to Ttssattsr
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I provide up to and including
43% of the B3ta sexy.

*gurns*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# is he bashing the bishop?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# accusations of clergy abuse are a serious matter, young man.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# 0_0
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I think I will always wank in this pose in future.
It seems to suit me.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# it's camera friendly
and you've got the legs for it.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# not to mention the cock
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# you have a lovely wonderful style
I really enjoy your art.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# HEADS UP.
MAN HUG INCOMING.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# *MAN-HUGS, FIRM PATTING*
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# INITIATING MAN-HUGS AND FIRM PATTING.
MAN-HUG AND FIRM PATTING SEQUENCE COMPLETE.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# That hurts.
Why do you do it?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# to keep the manliness in the hug.
I'm hugging you, but I'm hitting you, see? Like a man.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Also, a firm punch in the arm.
Manly. Ughrrrrrr.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# You shouldn't hit me
for I am an ickle woman, and I will grab your testes until you stop it.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)

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