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Fo' Shizzle Me Nizzle

I'm trying to optimize these gifs I made a while back can anyone point me in the right direction of a free online editor that fully works?
I need to actually resize the whole thing aswell!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

NOOOOP

Oh I wuvs him. Him and Xibit, I've got very maternal feelings about them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

really?

xibit's cool but snoop's just creepy

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

Oh I think he's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

does it need to be online?

if not, gimp is what you want, if so, im clueless

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wjh31, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

Is Gimp free?

Work get pissed at me for cluttering up my pc but I can download at risk of them deleting it.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

yes, it's free

but i remain completely clueless about how to make the animation addon work. None of it the stuff about installing it makes sense to me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

Sounds complicated!

I think I'll be patient and do it once home.

:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

gaz me linkage and ill see what i can do with imageready

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

Cheers mate!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

speaking of Nizzle

There is no merit to the new Orange advert in any way at all.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

It made me laugh

therefore it has slight merit.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

Then you were in jolly good spirits

excitedly waiting the feature, and having fun with your friends.
I actually heard people laugh at it the last time I was there. The Macaulay Culkin one was quite good by comparison, but I just don't see the merit in the new one.
Firstly Snoop raps at the beginning way below par. Just after this the scripting becomes painful with really poor jokes based on misunderstandings of Black American, culture. This followed by the rap "1 to the 2, to the 3 to the 4 mother-brother-cousin-sister-uncle ORANGE STORE!".
I think the jokes in the advert were. "Huggy Bear" "Mr Dogg" and "Housies". None of that does it for me.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

It's mainly the performance of the guy that plays

the Orange executive. He's so good I got really excited when I saw him in an advert for Intel Centrinos. Once I realised it wasn't an Orange advert, I calmed down.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)

have you tried

this?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

Hahahahaha

No!

I did get this today though!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

Hahahaha

I want one!

Please.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

Here you go

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

Corks! That ruse worked well, eh, readers?!

*scarpers*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

chortle!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

This one is waaaay better.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)

Hahahahaha

I want one!

Please.

Ahem.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

PUB TIEM!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)

Hhahaha

Exactly what I said to the cash point!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

Hah, I like this idea

but need some more messages to put on notes. I'm thinking "Help, I'm being abducted!" or something along those lines.

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

You could have at least shopped a £10 game winnar

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)

Ok.

^{In-joke Friday rumbles on.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)

muchos lolz

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

Reminds me of a man I know. Missus pays for the house and the food... but if he wants beer-money he has to earn it. He does just enough to earn beer money.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

I write random shit on money.

It pleases me.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

try this

www.de-noted.com

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)

what are you using at the mo'?

as it may have options to use fewer colours, or you could try adding scanlines

'edit' or you could try THIS (NOT horses)

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McBadger COW, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

Some gif crusher trial

It was a demo though so was very limited!

[ed] that's what I used for Snoop but Mourinho has to be shrunken first!
It leaves me dangling at 500k

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

Shopped vids only please!

:OD

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

what are you currently using?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

this

www.spinwave.com/crunchers.php

but it only lets me get so far as the acual dimensions are large!

:s

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

Tour de Ingleborough

(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

Oh that's dead pretty.

Nice inclusion of the birds, they make it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

oooh i hadn't seen the birds

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

Eagle eyed, me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

wow! have you got a little lever in the back of your head that moves your eyes from side to side?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

Unfortunately not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

O_o

I echo the sentiments contained in this here thread. 'Tis triffic

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

Well spotted

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

FUCK YEAH.

I should be a spy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)

That's rather nice. Turnerseque.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

this is top hole

I had great fun in Ingleborough cave pretending to be a goblin

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

OOOh, lully

reminds me of Turner, really nice.

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rjmrjm, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)

Must be a slow news day...

Please note I haven't potatoshopped this at all

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

I like this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

I like this too.

*clicks*

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

Pffft

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

Hahaha

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

I don't get it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

Well theres this body, right...

Ina a graveyard, only a graveyards already full of...

Look, just follow this link for the full story:

http://www.iwcp.co.uk/News/POLICE_PROBE_AFTER_BODY_FOUND.aspx

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

Ignore him

he's just trying to shooow ooof

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

Ha ha!

I can't remember who posted this originally, but it made me laugh:

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

hahahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

haha

yummy!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

Hahahaha

I love people's perspective.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

There's a PIE CRISIS!

wtf!!!

why am i always the last to know about these thingss?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

there was a pie crisis

it's gone now. we didn't tell you because we knew you would react like this.

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

Arf!

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

Haha!

A 2 seater Cessna crashed into a Dublin graveyard yesterday. Police estimate the death toll to be around 650.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

hahaha

my fav headline was "Hearse crash - one dead"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

Right then....where's these bally Zulus?

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Ninj, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)

Did the one on the right forget his

proper kit and have to fight in his underpants?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

he had to look in lost property

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

Loads of camoflage

with suspicious holes in...

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

fucksocks.

mop on aisle 5 please.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

Hehe. He's an Iraqui.

I think they allow them to rummage through the lost property box from 1980 for kit. Fuck, There is not enough kit for John Bull let alone letting the ruddy foreigners have any.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

ha!

too much truth in that.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

introducing the lesser bearded wolf possum

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

Awwwwww

I want one. He could sit on my shoulder and growl at passers by.

I'm doing singing practice- so far I've done:

Peggy Lee's Fever and Why Don't You Do Right

Son of a Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield

and Billie's Strange Fruit

What else should I do?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)

Jesus Built My Hotrod

Ministry

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)

This

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

quality

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

I feel singing that in my jimjams in the midle of the day

would be a mite silly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

I demand photographic evidence to prove this theory of yours.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

I've not sung for a while :(

might get some done later depending on how my backing track synthesis proceeds tonight.

Edit: Try A Little Tenderness by Otis Redding.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)

Right, I shall do that one next, then.

At the moment though, I am gargling.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

difficult to sing like that

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

But easier now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

hahahahaha

From: dbroon
To: My mind
Subject: !!!

Dear mind,

Get out of the gutter.

luv db

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

You're getting spanked for spelling love that way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

I've only ever done Karaoke once

Sang wild rover cos you can't naff that up
Then did Endless luv with my ex. I can't sing. People were crying at the end, n not because it was so emotional.
give it a go capn
PS your hair still looks lovely, nice fringe.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)

Thank you!

It looks better tied up, I look a bit like a japanese cosplay girl. Cept ginger.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

I love karaoke...

no wait... come back...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

I've been trying to cure you of this for years

I think you might require surgery.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)

baaaaby come back! Buddabyebyebyebyebuddabyebyebyebye

I most admeet ah wuz a clown, to bi, messin aroun, but dat doesn't mean dat you av ta leave town (COME BACK) babe-ah gimme wan mo try cuz a lav like dis shud a neva eva die.

*kills self with sporks*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

I am going to force you to do this one day.

I don't care who else is watching, I want to see you do it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

kill myself with sporks?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

Only in a snuff porn way. Do it topless. In slow mo. To a Massive Attack song.

I actually meant the song.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

*takes sporks out of dbroon's corpse and kills self for knowing the lyrics dbroon missed out*

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

Yes, with me ragga sensei and me CD collection of Bob Marley

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)

i can never remember what comes after the "come backs"

there is no flowing logic to his monologue.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

Put up some shelves.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

Ohhhhh no.

I don't drill walls, I have an uncanny ability to hit wires and pipes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

Ooh...

Portishead, Mourning Air!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

*notes down*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

Androgyny by Garbage

or This Corrosion by Sisters of Mercy

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)

Hey now, hey now now

I do love that track.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

it is ipoding as i type :)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

Andrew Eldritch FTW

He said after one song at a gig, "Now that we've had sex, I'm going to smoke."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)

What a man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

poor wee Eldritch

I met him at Reading once - he's tiny

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)

I don't mind tiny men.

They're generally still taller that me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

Mercy

by that Welsh tart. Because it's chuffing brilliant.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)

Who?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)

Catherine Zeta Jones

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

She'd get it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)

Even after Michael Douglas has been there?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

Especially.

She needs something nubile.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)

Daffy or something

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE2orthS3TQ

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

Her trills are quickler than mine.

But I shall endeavour.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

wow!

top notch!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)

Aww lully

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)

i have some pork scratching for him!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

No!

Not less beard! More beard! Make Brian Blessed proud!

Woo!

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

Taking you for a ride...

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

*tunnel gags*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)

Your tunnel's gagging?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)

hehe

does anyone want to start a covers band with me called "fisted sister"? I really want to do this.

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

Federation of interplanetary space traders

God, I'm old.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)

subject line compo

we want your short texty lols

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rob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)

lol

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

that took me too long

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

arf!

TJ: Any Javascript Gods out there can do me a favour?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)

what do you need?

nb. my Javascript knowledge is extra-rickety

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

gaz me

I think I may need the unpossible

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

b3ta

Shagging your mum this sunday.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

might cause another earthquake..

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

Only if she's gay

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..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)

Ok, revision I

b3ta:
Shagging your gay mum this sunday to cause an earthquake

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

can i tweak it a bit further...

b3ta: shagging your gay mum in the shitbox this sunday to cause an earthquake

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)

I wouldn't go near his mum if I were you.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)

lol

in-joke week FTW

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

LOLFRAN'SGLASSES

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)

With no news to black out since 1993

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

FREE INSIDE: A CUT-OUT-AND-KEEP MAP SHOWING PRINCE HARRY'S EXACT LOCATION

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)

this

think of the extra readership this will attract in the middle east

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

AN MoD APPROVED NEWS SOURCE

or

QUAKING YOUR INBOX WITH ITS SEISMIC GOODNESS

can I be really cheeky, and ask for a mention in this newsletter? it's my 6th birthday today :D
(edit: and, so I dont sound greedy, any other b3tan leaplings. its only fair, we dont get presents often)

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

but for an hour and a bit it would be my 9th today.

instead it's my 36th tomorrow... but you don't see me asking for a fucking mention*

*because I know I won't get one

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

so, you're actually saying your birthday is march 1st

therefore entitling you to a birthday EVERY year

I was actually due on feb 16th, but I'm a lazy bastard, so I had a lay-in

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

MAKING YOUR INBOX'S EARTH MOVE, WHATEVER THE WEATHER

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

If you don't want to know the answer, look away now

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..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

IN UR INBOX, SHOOTING AT UR ROYALS

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)

EXCLUSIVE: PRINCE WILLIAM LEADING ARMED FORCES IN MORDOR

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)

on the tip of your tongue like a childs puckered ring

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

More fun than Eduardos ankle

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

hahahahaha!

i heard it loves the craic

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

Eduardo's ankle has already become a leg end...

ha bloody ha

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

I Was Harry's Double

Pretty Noisy On The Eastern Front

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)

hahahaha

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

THE SLIGHTLY LESS SHIT BITS OF THE INTARWEB

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)

Wishing everyone a Happy FryDay

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12752

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

Whats worse, necrophilia or rape?

sigh

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

Ask that Levi bloke.

He had the best of both worlds.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

Levi Stubbs?

How dare you!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)

Levi Roots?

What exactly goes into his reggae reggae sauce then?

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)

surely necrophilia *is* rape?

unless the corpse consented in his will, I suppose

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)

i wonder if the prizon sentence is shorter if they rape them after murder.

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

Yes

only 3 lives, not 5

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

Your ginger furor is so lazy he just picked this line out of a whole thread of suggestions, completely at random, and now you a forced to read this: Namble bute, namble bute, bamble but, namble bute, racktamang, racktamang, cunt spackle, jesus dick fart

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

lolzcannonfodder

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

Prince Harry exclusive on YouTube (only available in Pakistan and China)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

SECRETLY CAUSING EARTHQUAKES FOR 10 WEEKS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

Bring back the birch (and the shakles)

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

GINGER NAZI HAPPY SLAPPING ON TEH FRONT LINE

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

SECRETLY FILMING WITH YOUR INBOX ON THE FRONT LINE

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

Masturbating Furiously as Civilization Decays

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)

FOOD THAT EATS YOU!

i demand it!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)

will you marry me?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)

Lincolnshire flattened by earthquake. Oh, wait...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)

Prince Harry to hastily withdraw just before he's shot

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)

~~'s shot~~ shoots

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

Open to

variations!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

nice one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

We're on an express newsletter to hell. going DOWN!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)

mostly

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)

^this

you know it

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)

Uncovering internet fun faster than abused childeren from a Jersey cellar!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

^this

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

Hello is that the News of the World?

I'm in Afghanistan and want to come home now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

artytorrent packs

oh yes indeed. :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)

cool mate.

fill your boots. They are all acified already so you are good to go. BPM is especially helpful.
I'm in the middle of sample editing right now, just alter this pan performance curve ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

erm

*nods knowingly*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)

make the sample

go from left to right like what they do in the studio with Kylie an' stuff. ( better?)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)

uh yes

i think so. but doesn't that hurt?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

NOCTURNAL BEAKFEST FROM URSA MINOR

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

I don't know, I just don't know.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

something about depression.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

MORE EFFECTIVE AGAINST DEPRESSION THAN A POORLY CONDUCTED MEDICAL STUDY

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

would you like a pink wafer?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)

hehe, is that a euphemism?

i'll have a taste of your pink wafer anytime, darling
/sleaze

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)

YOUR INBOX IS A JERSEY CARE HOME AND WE'RE THE POLICE

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)

ahahahaha

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

CAN YOU BURY STING FOR US PLEASE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)

haha

i think the newsletter title HAS to be about this...very rarely do we get the opportunity to offend so may of the sexually abused, alive and dead, with one short line of text. It would simply be a crime to let this go.

Or we could wait until the mass grave is uncovered inevitably...

*masturbates*

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

I just did a shit the size of Barrymores fist

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

In World War II, the average name of a combat soldier was Jim, in the Iraq war it was H-H-H-H-H-Harry

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

Flying down your email runway from the Houses of Parliament roof.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)

maps.google.afg/Harry's location

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)

GUARANTEED MORE EFFECTIVE AGAINST DEPRESSION THAN WWW.PLACEBO.COM

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

harry's jihad

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

I have a fact if you like your fonts

The font used by Durex on most of their marketing is "FF Cocon"

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)

this is the best fact I've heard all hour

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)

this is true, but it's not exactly the same sadly.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)

hahaha!

jeez!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

Even more fun than overtime at a Jersey based children's home!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)

More fun than replastering the basement...

...Shackled to a bathtub.

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)

WITH ADDED GOOD CHALLENGE!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)

Daddy's got to clean in there...

What?

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)

procrastination made easy

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)

GENUINE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES INSTALLED ON YOUR COMPUTER

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gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)

ooh

where do i click :)

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)

OMG EARTHQUAKE MAED ME LIEK MIKAL J FOX!1

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mugatu, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)

OMG

lol

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

hahaha

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gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

didn't you like him before?

the man's a legend!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

more fun than a sky full of ghost arses

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)

loon

(~?~)

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

More fun that a broken leg

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

A ginger cunt distracting you while hostages rot in Iraq

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mr spoons, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)

MAKING YOUR MOUTH GO 'O' LIKE A TIGHTLY PUCKERED NIPSY

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mugatu, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)

like that martin lewis thing you seem to always get but less useful

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)

As endorsed by Levi Bellfield's favourite band

Scouting for Girls

(Scat Tevens, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)

WINRAR!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)

not really news, not really a letter

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 15:41, archived)

They're all bloody at it now!

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Ninj, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

Tanks a lot!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

Pfft!

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Ninj, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)

You're gunning for trouble with puns like that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)

I FINK ITS A BLAHDY AHTRAGE!

E'S A SOLJAH AHND E SHOULD BE AHT THERE FOIGHTIN WITH AHR BOYS IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

AHNING'S TOO GOOD FOR EM!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)

I say, my good fellow

May I please have a quarter-pound of grapes, and a bag of your potatoes? Many thanks.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)

ERE YA GO MATE

FRESH FROM THE SOHO GRAPE VINYARDS!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

hehehe

They've swapped gingers in the hope that the terrrrrists kill her instead.

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)

Ginger-swapping.

I bet there's some sick internets-based "website" dedicated to that sort of thing.

It makes me sick to my stomach to think about what they probably get up to.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

dipping their ginger nuts in their ginger beer while eating ginger cake...

Sorry, it's lunch and I'm hungry.

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)

There's still time to post it

(twilkosta, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)

Zut alors! Mon rissage est TRES gros!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)

ha ha

although i'm rissing a bit with the murdoch reference.

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miamistu snagglery, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

^^this

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

Murdoch is older than his new wife's great great grandfather

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

Proved by Science!

I'm putting this on a card for my mum

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

Mothers have been at the Flamingo feed?

aicmfe

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

pffft

had a real chortle over 'Rupert Murdoch's wife' bit (click)

..and don't forget Anne Widdecombe too of course

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)

Today's song what sticked in my head

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)

Anagrams are fnu!

Actually stolen from a Punch cartoon.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)

I saw an advert for the national downsers society last night.

Basically it was a kid going MY FRIEND JOSH IS WELL COOL HE MAKES ME LAUGH AND MAKES SURE IM OK, MUM SAYS HE HAS AN EXTRA CHROMOSONE, I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT I WISH I HAD ONE.

Does anyone else think its wrong to tell our children having downs syndrome is something to be desired?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)

*de cloaks from lurking*

like people have a choice about having downs! whatever they say it's funny to look at someone with downs

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

I got bit by one once and had to have the surgery.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

the surgery?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

Chromosone Amputation

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)

Moose bites can be very painful.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)

Oooo

I saw a chinese person with downs the other day.

It was like a rare panini sticker or something.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)

Hahahaha!

Silver foil badge!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

We should do swaps some time

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

from the good old days before they started making

expensive toasted baugettes

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

fuck me that's awesome

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)

Pfffft

You're so going to Norwich for that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)

Ill trade you 4 dyslexics playing scrabble

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

The thing is

when I tried to explain to my Mum that it truly was an achievement, she used it as a reason to start on about how chinese people throw their babies away (some story about a guy who found 5 babies at a rubbish tip in china).

I mean, I dont want that kind of downer. That's a negative, and right now I need 2 positives. /Partridge

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

Hahaha

"Downer"

I see what you did there.

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)

You dropped this

"s"

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)

one to cancel out the negative

and the other, to just have a positive

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

That

is my favourite scene ever I think.

The Chris Rea bit, just /cry

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)

Do you like mini kievs?

I LOVE THEM.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)

well i for one don't think it is

and i know the board regular with an 8 year old kiddie with downs doesn't either.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)

Again, one of 'those' subjects

For example, I once saw a blind man walk into a lamppost. I laughed. This doesnt mean I ROFLCOPTER at the blind, it just means my childish and warped sense of humour couldnt engage with my adult compasionate part of my brain.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)

it is indeed.

if they do something funny it's funny, if they're in a funny situation it's funny, if they say something funny, again...
intrinsically there isn't anything at all humorous about downs syndrome or poeple who have it, which is why i tend to throw my toys out of the pram when someone on here uses someone with downs for a very cheap gag because it's far easier than thinking of something original.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)

Yes

Point taken.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)

Rob agrees

www2.b3ta.com/mong/

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

Yeah.

I mean - B3ta's not exactly reknowned for it's politically correct, health & safety-obsessed clean livin family fun-style of humour.

Maddie dead - LOLS

AIDSLOL

Rape LOL

Downs? Bastard.

Whether or not you choose to take offense is up to you.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)

I think the point is

he's allowed to challenge:

'whatever they say it's funny to look at someone with downs' as he doesn't agree. I dont think hes coming across as one of those people who moans abotu everything.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

choose offense.

choose ~~b3ta~~ zoo/nuts.

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)

blimey it's still rattling on down here

and it's always the same line about the nature of b3ta usually followed, although not in this instance about why did you sign up, i play here because it is what it is and i love it for it. and as i've said before i was amazed that anyone still finds mocking downs and even using the nasty mong word acceptable,it fell out of my vocabulary some 30 years ago. i was harbouring under the misguided illusion that it had gone the way of homophobia and racism and that folk had become a little more imaginative/enlightened in their choice of subjects to mock just because they are what or who they are. and as i said up there is humour to be had from anything if a little imagination is used. downs lol!!!! just doesn't cut it for me. that's about the size of it really.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)

It's difficult to think of any compassionate jokes.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)

Why did the sand blush?

Because the Sea Weed

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

hmm, i saw that too

Why do I think that no people with downs were actually involved in the making of the advert?

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miamistu snagglery, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

i believe this has already bindun.

soz.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)

Not as such.

Mis-spelling, yes. Naughty anagram, no.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

alternative

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

It's lovely

but I don't understand

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

I get it now

I figured it all had to do with "bijou" and now I feel really ignorant to celebrity trivia.
off topic :

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)

Hahaha

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)

^This^

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..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

story

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

Aceness

hehehe. *clicks*

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smello, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)

hehehehe

*biffs playfully*

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)

heheheh

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)

FRIDAAAAAAAY!

She can sing!
(I was asked elsewhere to deck Chloe out in Jessica Rabbit's threads)

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)

Funk Force Five!

Alright JJ, how are you today?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

Smokey and the bandit

fucking each other hard

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

not this.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)

Hugo Weaving and Marty Feldman running gleefully through Reading town centre in a pantomime horse outfit

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)

Nice pic!

Can I suggest that you draw a cartoon cockatoo today?

No tits or cocks needed, unless they are of the ornathalogical (that spell-checks as gynaecological) variety.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)

Or MARMOTS

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

/\ THIS /\

marmots, marmots, marmots, marmots, marmots, marmots, marmots, marmots, marmots, marmots, marmots, marmots, etc.

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

It's a good job her boobs aren't any smaller

her cleavage is the only thing holding that dress up!

Draw a cheetah taking it's pet tortoise for a walk.

Edit: er... please. (manners cost nothing)

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

Hello Sir

Long time no see

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

Well, you know, too much of a good thing...

Just awoken from my quarterly hibernation for FryDay

How's things?

Edit: damn imagecack!

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)

superb

I'm bloody starving

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)

Well you can have this cake to yourself then

I always carry a spare.

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

Bakin

On the bakin' boys pianno I suppose?

either that or Chloe getting rodgered in the barn...

Sorry, I just had to say it.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)

Stoats.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)

/\ THIS EVEN MORE /\

Stoats and Marmots eating Toast and Marmite!!!

PLEEEEEASE!?

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)

No, just stoats.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)

This is good.

Voles, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

The Famous Five

in the year 2525, they are all part mech cybernetic mutants.

even the dog.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)

Eddie Izzard
dressed as a wizard
out in a blizard
with a lizard
on his gizzard

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)

fo' shizzard.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

an otter

wiping a snotter
on a jotter

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

What Jack Bauer gets up to in his year off

*grumbles at cancellation of '24' until next year*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)

two badgers

shaving their nadgers

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)

a mink

on an ice rink
having a drink
and a think

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

you remember the chloe helga xmas thing you did?

well do it again, but replace chloe with sally!

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)

Now do Chloe in Scarlet's threads...

Or is that too perverted?

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)

Sarge! Windsor's tangled again

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)

Ace as ever

What do you use to make these?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)

sticky back plastic and an industrial whirlygig

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

No split pins?!

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

shhhhhhhh!

don't give my secrets away

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

*zzzzziiiip!*

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

i want an industrial whirlygig

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)

2 parts genius, 1 part inspiration, 1 part jazz hands and 1/2 pint of brain juice

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

brain juice

Eeeek!

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

Hahahaha excellent.

You really do have all the talent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

Hahahahaa

You just made me laugh so loud!

*sinks in chair*

:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

hahaha!

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

"everybody's doing a brand new dance now"

hahaha!

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

Excellent

and 280px..

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

140 actually

couldn't get it under 700k at 280

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

oh.. properties say 280 wide..

Bloody good.. would be happy to give that more bandwidth ;-)

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

its looking good for the stretching

woo

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)

ahh

see what he means now ;-)

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)

you see

sized and ready.. knew it would make it ...
congrats on the FP..

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)

You sir...

...are TOOOO darned talented goddam you! Have a click and a WOO!

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Ninj, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

hahahaha!

now add some gun going off wildly flashes to make it extra extra extra special.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

might be over egging the pudding :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)

this is bloody acwe

I love you

you swine

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

LOL! Poor lad!

FP ahoy?

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..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

Too good.

Knock it off.
:D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

haha

marvelous as per.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

hahahaha......

*bow's to the master*

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caffeinefreak, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

oh bollocks.

there goes my chance of an FP :p

very good sir

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)

Fantastic

*cleeks*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

*clicks*

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)

AHAHAAAHAHAA

greatness!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)

it looks like hes doing a little jig!

Wooo!! :D

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Cae1, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)

Hahaha

That's brilliant!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)

windsor

knot

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)

RIS?

Harry's been to Afghanistan, but I don't get the tangled bit?

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAH ! more whirlygig!! applause!!

(oingodeboingo, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)

You are the king

of tweens!

Superb :)

Edit:Queen of Tween is better.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)

Haha, this gives me an idea for a photo

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)

Haha!

Quick work there!

:)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)

;)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

Haha :D

Nice

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

so so sorry

CFB

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)

Is he humping the sign?

How queer.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)

where's me washboard?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)

you are a silly nonsense

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)

Brain ache!

Don't know whether to spang or woo!

*SPOO!*

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Joliet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)

thank you kindly

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)

Wang!

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

Dirty tramp ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)

Hahahaha

Thats well good that is like man pet

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)

*bows*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

heh heh

A sign of the times that sign.

(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

well, nothing else seems to get the point across, but yeah.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)

I think the sign should read:

Some people are gay.
Bend over!

It would be soooo funny!!

woo musty

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

hahahaha

LOL GAY

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)

Are these signs a London only thing?

Not seen any round Leeds...

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..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)

I'm in Warwick.

So no.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)

Well either I'm being blindy

or Leeds is backward at being so forward.

I'll look out for one today, see if I can spot one...

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..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)

Seen one in Sheffield.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)

Shameful pea rost...

Well it is Friday peeps...

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Ninj, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)

*tuts*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)

Hehee, this is just my sort of thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)

*Wants*

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caffeinefreak, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)

Dear lurkers,

Hello!

Sincerely,

Gaijintendo_

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)

Kin'ell!

Found yer way back then?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)

yeah, using a "backup" account

I use the word backup to mean "troll". :)

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)

hehe

Edit: sorry to tj, for those interested or bored, I have vectorotised my bacardi logo, it can be quite largely seen here
www.b3ta.com/board/8111795 criticisms and foods are welcome.
Thank you for your patience. Carry on.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)

haha

all my f-keys are dusty except f5

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)

doesn't work with mac

what's the safari shortcut? I always have to click on refresh

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)

^this^

Took me a while to get this reference when I first joined.

Edit/ Apple+R apparently.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)

Other versions will become available

at £9999.99

...but in trendy shiny white or see through gel colours.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)

Hehe

I want a foot pedal one NOW!!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)

hahaha this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)

There is a head-dobber version already out

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)

Haha!

And not a bloody usb!!!

/has run out of usb slots blog!!! GRRR!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)

Try not humming the theme...

...There!! You couldn't help it could you?

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Ninj, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)

hahahahaha!

*click*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

*Hums "That's livin' alright" *

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgcrEe7-QfQ

I've got the record of this somewhere

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)

Yays!

The Toy Story ones not bad!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)

hahaha...

*ponders*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)

I thought Wii

was pronounced wye eye, man.

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

Hahahahaha

Why-aye man, Geordie!

I know a little Geordie type fellah. He's a great photographer, which is lucky, because I can't understand what the bloody hell he's on about half the time.

In other news, I've discovered Potato Chop is very, very rude - it made me do this (linkage as - even though it's fictitious, I believe the little ones will get upset):

Nawtiness

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)

Does it involve the words

toon

heavy

bigg market

?

Here's fun...

Get a geordie to say 'hoity toity'. Its fucking hilarious.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

Hahahahaha

Is that like getting a Jamaican to say "Beer can" without mentioning breakfast?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)

For even more fun

get into an argument with a Geordie and tell him to fuck off back to Sunderland

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)

Hahahaha!

*stretches* morning all. I am the WORST BOWLER in the world. Two games I played last night, my top score was 31.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)

nice hair, though . . .

though . . . you pleased?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)

Thankyou!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)

look at the mirror

not the camera.

you look boss eyed

i still love you though

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)

I am boss eyed, one eye doesn't move right since the accident.

You can't usually tell, but sometimes you can.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)

*feels a bit bad*

*a bit*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)

:D It's alright- the eye closest to the phone is the one that's a bit wrong now.

The other's a bit more eager, but that one takes longer to catch up- it doesn't move as fast as the other one. If I'd have taken that photo a few seconds later you wouldn't have been able to tell- silly, innit?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)

hello Capn

was it traumatic at t'hairdressers?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)

A little- check the profile matey.

I didn't cry though, I was good. Usually I cry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)

oo ah yes

I approve heartily

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)

Fankoo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)

I thought that said BLOWER

hello. yes, 31 is shit.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)

Pfft, unlikely.

Yup. Zen bowling didn't work, looking at the pins didn't work, looking at the ceiling didn't work, I'm just a shit bowler.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)

I was scrolling upwards

and saw Dave's reply about hair first, and then read that you had the worst bowler in the world. And was confused.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)

Ah, don't worry your noggin about it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)

AYE PET

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)

this is one of the best theme tunes ever

Hawaii Five-O, not Crocodile Shoes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)

or this for a q & d

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)

what have you changed?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)

seamless in 20 seconds...

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)

continuing the series..

CFB

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)

Crivens!!!

Continuing? There's been more???? Linky?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)

i think it is

www.totalleh.com/smurfs

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)

Smurf-tastic!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)

haha, wonderful

go opera and her overcomingness!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

Looks a bit like Missy Eliott as well =]

I like these

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)

hahah

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)

Hahaa

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)

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