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# Mustav bindun a gajillion times....


Apologies for knocking someone off the board for this crap
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *grins*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hahahahahahah
Love it, apologize not, for that is amusing.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Ah
I was looking for my good cop:P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# cop schmop
more like a nob-jockey
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# umm
riiiiight. Thanks for that.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# not at all
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Call me Constable Cuddlefluff
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
#
Why thankee
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# most welcome
It's good simple fun.

Not sure what the bellow nonsense is about. Hope fluffehness has resumed.

In other news my cat just yawned a horrible meaty yawn a tme.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Yes
1.000,000 times. As part of an animation. Obviously they thought it lacks substance on it's own.
Don't appologise for posting crap, just don't posti it!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# harsh
from the guy who posted an Adobe Photo Shop this morning. Harsh harsh harsh.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# harsh
from a cunt
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# harsh
from a mink... wait... what?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# that broon fella.
may I stick your mug on my DevArt page please?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# of course
it is your arts, you may do with it as you wish, all I ask is that you laminate for certain things.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I'm going
to paste it under the glass coffee table for those 'special' parties.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha
yeh, that'll have to do in my absence. sorry I can't make it.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# What the fuck?
When you refer to "crap" does that include pointless vitriol such as your comment?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# YEs
Yes it does. I was more annoyed at the 'Apologies for knocking someone off the board for this crap' bit. If you think it's crap don't post it.
Now if you're going to be of any use, please get me a fork for this humble pie!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# It's called modesty, I believe.
Some people did enjoy it, if you didn't it's probably easier to ignore it.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Yeah but as I pointed out below, it's just started to animate for me
So you can understand my surprise when people jump to the defence of someone backs the person that just posted an image of a fin!:P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Ah, fair enough.
What a stormy teacup this is.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# give me a storm in a D cup anywday:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# That'll teach him not to look through over 6 years of b3ta archives before posting.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Yes yes it does!
At least I had the courage of my own convictions not to ninja it to fit the point of view like so do!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Get to fuck
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# directions or
GTFO! ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# alright dave
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# A little brutal, sir
If I may say.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# i'm just joining in
wanker
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hello dave
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Let he without sin...:P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ... get out more?
;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# That's the one!
or rejoice in the nonstuck pages of their magazines.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Yeah. Especially when he could be posting links to Nuts / Zoo pics
or spamming a bash.

LOLZ.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# LOOK AT ME AND MY FIGHT AGAINST NUTS AND ZOO
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *spams*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Or he could show us more pictures of people who have been run over outside his window.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# pfft
I'm not going to his bash anymore.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Is your bottom sore, Ghostie?
Ghostie?It bloody well should be ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# score!
Edit: Hehehe maybe I should point out somewhere that it's only just started animating for me!:P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Don't be angry. Have some flowers.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I get it! ^_^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# it wins for sharkness
basking shark?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
#
Urm... ask Google
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# i asked
it is.
*smugs*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# argh
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top spangage!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# office chortle
:)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# That's marvellous.
:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Psycho 2
AICMFP
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Arf
Now that's a spang.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ^this^
we need more of this sort of thing.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# well,
if i could see well enough to try something new, you might....sadly that;s not going to be the case for a while...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# eye cataracts?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
#
ear cataracts?


no...ediabetic retinopathy causing heavy bleeding un both eyes....oh the joy...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# are you dissing my spang?!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# nice one mate
better than my effort . better than the f*ckn goats / star trek , you should pearoast as its the compo and RIS it
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I done another game "review"
for a new "in progress" site World of Bistro

Cleek for beeg.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# have they tried to redo speedball?
That game pwned
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Yes, and completely missed the point.
Still has the old graphics (as well as an updated 3D version that's... hideous), but the way everyone moves is just wrong wrong wrong. The controls feel "out", and they do themselves no favours by making the demo version so fecking hard. A big dissapointment, which means I'm sticking with WinUAE when I need a SB2 fix.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I don't have a 360
nor likely ever will so I was not aware of SB2 being remade. Have they murdered it? That was, out of a couple of thousand games I had on the Amiga, the game that myself and my mates found ourselves blistering our thumbs on late at night. Broke more joysticks that is humane to mention.

woo.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# See above Mr nonic.
ta.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Mr Nonic
I am confused now
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# there there
it's easily done ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Old papa Pasa to his friends.
Damn, just realised I missed my 1 year b3taday 10 days ago. Tut.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The erotic adventures of Cpt.Jean Luc Picard


Click for bigger (116KB)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# quick, get the soldering iron!
data is leaking coolant!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# at an alarming rate
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# i'm detecting any leak...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# leaking coolant at an alarming rate.....
damn, that's going to annoy me until i remember where i heard it before
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# think about it
a human
dressed as a robot
having a whizz
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ah, thanks.
fry pissing behind the bins on robot planet.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *winces at the thought of using a soldering iron there*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# *tackles*
'ello milfy
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Allo filfy ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *giggles*
so you think you can beat my 10lb 7oz offspring?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# God, I hope not!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# that's nothing!
i was 11lb 2, my brother was 15lb 1.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# 15lb!!!!!!
*faints*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# he had to be that big
because he was-and still is-full of shit.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# my grampa was 16lb
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Eeeeeep
Largest baby recorded was 22lb *winces*

Fortunately, there are no giants in my family that I know of - we're all dinky. Especially mum, but then she was prem....
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# my mum is 5ft 1, my dad is 5ft 5
they just had fat babies
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Eeep!
TJ: I see somebody sneaked a rude name into an appropriate article:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7312412.stm
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
nicely done!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# RIS.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# near the bottom in the 'your comment' bit...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Say the name of the guy who wrote:
This all reads like an awful lot of pseudo science to me. Our parents aspirations for us rarely turn out to be fulfilled - so what does it matter what name they gave us? out loud a few times.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# BADUM TISH!
thanks for pointing it out!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hugh is not a funny name.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hugh.

Either I missed it or I can't pronounce Hugh.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# awww they spotted it
It was Hugh Janus.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# what,
hugh? Maybe if it was Hugh Jars, something like that..
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Lisa Thompson!
pfft!

Oh those kids!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# That's a cracker, isn't it?
:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Would have been funnier
If I wasn't expected to scan then entire article twice before finding it at the bottom of the comments.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Sorry.
I'll spoon-feed you funnies in future.
:p
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Did anyone else look at this picture and think
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Uh...yeah...

I also managed to smack myself in the head with the scanner while working on this.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# how
scanners are mostly stationary things
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I was carrying it in from my mum's room.
:/
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# That doesn't really answer the question.
Did it lash out and attack you as you carried it?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I don't know what happened. But it hurt.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Karma
don't steal the peripherals of others, it says in the bible.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# But, me and mummy share it.
I mainly use it, and she takes it once in a rare while to use.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I see
Sharing, that makes you communists!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Oh, hush you.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I'm all for it
don't worry.

Vive La Revolution!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Heheh
^_^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# did you scan yourself and then trace round the image?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# No, silly.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# should've cut your hair then.
;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# My hair's not long, though.
:]
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# A boy dressed as a girl.
Hexy would love it.
Seriously, DO NOT ask.

Also: Aww :[ How did you manage that?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahah
I won't.

Carrying it in from mum's room.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ahh I see.
Did it go like this?
*picks up*
*flails*
*hits self*
*uses*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Oh, don't do that!
But...sorta.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Hahah
Did you flail?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Yes.
I think I was carrying it over my head, and my arm just sorta...spazzed. So it hit me, then I flailed a bit and tripped over some shit on my floor. But I didn't fall.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Why am I not surprised? ^_^
I'd have fallen over.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I almost fell,
but I grabbed my desk and didn't fall.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Oh, so that's all I am to you?
A desk?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahahahah
No! I meant an *actual* desk.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Of course you means and actual desk.
But it was me. I am good at camouflage.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# How rare!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Rather!
I shall be back in a few minutes, I need to phone Richard.
That means the internet is going to break :(
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Aw, alright.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Well that was a short phonecall.
He needs to walk the dogs, then he'll cycle over ^_^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Hooray.
:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# And by that I mean he'll find some way of getting out of it.
But usually when there's a film involved he comes over anyway, like when we saw Big Nothing.
Time for Mr Stingy!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahah
Mr. Stingy! :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# And the guy who drowned in poo :P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# This is a lot better
than those fucking annoying Zwinky adverts which pop up all over the place.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
I fucking hate those things.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# whub whub whub whub
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# This is so excellent.
Right, I'm definitely going to smoke now.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# but the government says it will kill you instantly
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# the government will kill her instantly?
this is a travesty!
*complains to m.p*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i'm annoyed at THE GOVERNMENT at the moment for the most trivial reasons
they seem to have bought all the advert space on xfm and filled it up with scare mongering and one sided 'education' making it impossible to listen to the bland indie pop
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# this is because they know
bland indie pop is often listened to by teenagers and wastrels, whom they wish to bully into higher education or low-level employment.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
He lives!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Zoidberg!
Woo!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP!
Woo
Click
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# yes!
the zoidberg
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Hooray!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Aaaargh!
Realism! My greatest foe!

It's very good though.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# re your sig
i think there is a market for alcoholic milk
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed.

*clicks*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# to hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes!
yay, zoidberg!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# yes!
so flipping yes!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I can hear hims whubbing in mine head seeing this!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# That stench!
That HEAVENLY stench!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# You were looking at me maybe?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# hello hello?
What's all this noise? We'll have no zoidberg here?

That is truly fantastic, and therefore wasted on b3ta ;)

*clicks*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# "Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally."
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *whistles*
I love Zoidberg. Him and bender should get their own shows.

So many memories, so many strange fluids gushing out of patients' bodies..
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hehe
nice

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# "Let's all talk to Zoidberg"
Woo!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# excellent!
I missed this previously, so have a belated woo!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
#
This is wonderful.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# That's simply beautiful
Do Nibbler!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Gumbercules?
I love that guy!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I"VE EVER SEEN!
"Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age, he's likely to die soon."

Best quote ever.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 4:37, archived)
# You just get down on your claws
and do the apology dance!

*click*
(, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'm bored again....


Click for bigger (218KB)

If you don't want it, leave for somebody that does.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# *takes*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *tokes*
*digs mightily*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# please be bored more often
how about a gas giant? or a nebula?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Caewan made me do one of those. He wanted it on fire.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Yowzer, that's lovely.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ^_^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Are you slowing down to postpone the 40k moment?
;p
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Who says there'll be one?
Right, ciggy time.

I haven't done anything approaching one in thousands and thousands of posts, why the sudden interest?

JPG- *snuggle*

editeditedit: no offence taken.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# :(
Edit: *revels in Wow's snugglification*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# No offense meant milady
*doffs cap*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# 0_0
that is spaceriffic!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I have done many planets.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# i've seen your spacey orbs
and your planets
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# *dips in silver*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# There's one of these headed right for us, you know.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Not for a goodly while though
Not so much RUN! as SAUNTER!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# It'd be good exercise, though.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# OMG AMBLE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I can't wait that long
I want interstellar explosiveness now!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# It would be amazing to be around when that happens,
but I don't think I'll live that long :(
Have this rather vile formation of planets, instead:

Click for bigger
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Since we seem to be on a space tip...have a pea.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Woo! Have a bit of Norway ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Oi!
I warned you about that before...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I removed the tag, if you notice.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *grumbles*
Well, in that case....

;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# ^_^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Ah,
I've been after a new Wallpaper.

*Steals*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Use the Fifth Element!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Is that one surprise?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# No it's Leelu.



Multipass!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# but
i've only got 4 kettles
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# there's one in your washing machine
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# i took it out
to make a bigger kettle
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# An excellent plan
for the busy hostess
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# i'm not busy
but my teacups are huge
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Ooooh.
Shiny.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Just don't add alcohol to your boredom.
Or this will happen:
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# A good thing I stopped drinking, then.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# :]
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# planetacular!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ace image!
Most cosmic sir!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Have a crap horse.
He is crap. Meh.


Edit: You are all lovely people. Thanks. :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Best of all crapimals!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I knew what that was, and I still clicked it.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# You love horses. They're your friends.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# And occasional lovers.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Is that what I think it is?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# he looks fab to me
:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# thats ace!!
:)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# that is not crap,
it is ace!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# looks good to me
^is an understatement^
its ace
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Yay!!
That's lovely :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I like this.
I like it a lot.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# i love horses
with chips
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# all night diner
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ace
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I know that man!
He's Mr.Creosote! Aint he? Yeah cors he is.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# care for a waffer thin mint?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Sorry Ms. teh Trellis but I had to shop your forethcoming bundle of joy and wish you nought but the best:D


EDIT: ah I wasn't the first.

EDIT EDIT: *glees* Mushybees makes 70 for the bash!!!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# this should be the next image challenge
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# 'Shop Trelly's baby?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# yup
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# No, no, no, no!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# PLEASE CALL IT DAVE!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I am NOT calling it Dave
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# dave just isnt a refined name
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# how about
Davina?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Aww...

Sorry about the size.. I mean the pic, not the baby!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# AAAAHahahahaaaaaa!

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Bad bad man!
you made tea come out of my nose!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# AND YOU WERE DRINKING VIMTO!

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# This^:P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Oi I am the boss of Wisses!:P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# :D
still don't get the vimto thing though :(
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# aaaahhh...
*nods sagely*
*nods rosemarily for good measure*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# *nods in thyme with you*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# And you were drinking vinto!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha!!
now i have juice on my moniter!
umm.. i mean poisen...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# meh
You've heated it up now!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# does that mean i live?!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# vimto?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# no,
I-V-E-S-B
=D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# but
can you be juiced?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Love it :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Edit: Mushybees is alive?!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# And London bashing!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Marvellous!
:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Allo you!
*hugs*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Hello Lovely!
Are you well, my dear?

*hugs*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Aaaaargh
Photobucket
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I'M FAMOUS
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hello mum!
I'm on the Intarwheb!

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I remember when I had the chance to say that to my mum.
Then I became ClanSoul
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# yay!
*goes home*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I'M NOT GOING HOME!
*petulant*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# You're NOT at home?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# she's tied up in your cupboard
as you well know
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Oh yeah.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# arf
now we need an unexpected horse tiling all the way down the board!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# what
no one is screen grabbing this, changing it and reposting? Where's your commitment to post modernity!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
#


(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# FAME!
hahaha. I feel used.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# and you LURVE it!

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I love unexpected horses!
best of all unexpected animals!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahah!!
You made vimto run out of my nose :(
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Yeah
But the scary thing is that you were drinking tea at the time!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Oh you bastard.
Now I have MORE running out of my nose.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ah
Bit like the horse seamen incident you experienced yesterday, huh?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Didn't work that time, you spelled "semen" wrong.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# No I didn't:P
How do you think horses sail ships!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I knew you'd say that.
Which is why I set you up.
MUA HA HA HA HA!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# IT WASN'T ME!!!
It was the third man!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Oh fuck, I inhaled it this time
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# NO!
I said seaman! Remember?!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# HE'S A WITCH!
LET'S BURN HIM! After we've made a small fortune from the Vimto people . . .

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *grabs stick and marshmallows*
let's get toastin'
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# METABOARD
WELCOME TO HYPERFUTURE B£TA WHERE B£TA IS IN B£TA IS IN B£TA IS IN B£TA...................
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# you might wanna un-caps those threes . . .

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I hate it when I accidentally try to type a capital number.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I love it
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# OH SHI-
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# -atsu?
Kaboooooooooooooooooooooooom
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
*click*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I have two more cans to open, but one of the tabs is now waiting its departure. :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# That was a very fast reply.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Skills, like.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *breaks off third tab*
*puts safely in green-ink letter*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Hooray!
^_^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ^_^
*offers fruit-flavoured gum*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# No thank you.
*has milks* :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I had milks earlier.
SO HA.
I HAD MILKS FIRST.

I just had the obligatory triple-vimto
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Ahh.
Hahah. Yeah, I'm just finishing brekkie.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I didn't have breakfast.
I had a pasty for lunch, though
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Isn't it a little early fo-
oh. Right.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# It's ten past three here :P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# 11:21.
So sh.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I know, we're four hours ahead of you.
Andy and I worked it out the other day.
Yes, it took two of us.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# sigh
well this was an interesting personal conversation
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ignore? or the good click?
C];0)

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# There's a bad click?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *ignores*

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# But that's good for the person doing the ignoring ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# AHA!
But I'm not really ignoring you! OR AM I!?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# No, you wouldn't.
You're luffleh ^_^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# OR AM I!?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I did?
Coo-err!

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Obviously not
If you're replying to him. ;]
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# That was the joke, silly!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Oh, shush.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Tee hee!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Oh my god!
This is getting to complicated for my simple mind! *closes eyes covers ears curls up in ball rocks back and forth*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Aww!
*puts in sack*
*takes away*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Good click.
Of course. ^_^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Haha!
have 11 cleverness points.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# thanks, I'd've got more
I'd've got moreif I'd not put the post page thing in the top

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Mmmm nah.
Cleverness points are entirely awarded on concept rather than execution.

Although a fully transparent background might have upped it to a 12. But Stephen Hawking only got 8 for the whole of A Brief History of Time, so all told you're not doing badly...

...and I just had to try 3 times to get the correct clicking point...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# yeah, but if I'd made it transparent, I'd've lost
but if I'd made it transparent I'd've lost423592472 can't be arsed points . . .

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Fair do's
not really worth it for the single extra point.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# This makes my brain hurt
Mind if I sneak this in here Sir Aunty?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Is it your first?
Stop now if it is
Trust me
Just Stop now
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
FAT HEAD!

*squints*

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Yes, it's a little large
In the top 3% of thingummies for a babby its age - which is worrying!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# It's clearly some kind of super-baby.
Congratulations
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# With me as the mum, I should bloody think so!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# ah don't worry I was in a high percentile for head size and I still am
I have a head of unnatural circumference. I think it just means my brain is big. Woo to your baby with the big head, brainytastic!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# It's easy for you to say...
but it's not your birth canal that has to accomodate the high percentile head...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# think of my poor mother
my head is the same size as a basketball, and always has been
Proof:
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# so you do . . .
but who's that on the left?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# that's a basketball
no... wait. let me think... my head hurts. basketball on the right, left no. wait. etc.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I never thought you had a particularly big head.
I must reassess.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# 65cm in circumference
bigger than any of the EEG caps in our institute, which is nice, because I don't have to take part in any experiments.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# None of their experiments, any way.
*gets special probe*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# a big head isn't necessarily bad
it just depends on which head is big ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# surely I'd suffocate if I did that...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# maybe
but as long as i have my fun, it's all good
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Snuff Monkey
tsk
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# heheh
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# It says "Fet.Head" in the top corner
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Then it's a good job you've got
a [CENSORED] like a [CENSORED]'s [CENSORED]

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# [ALL CENSORED FOR SHOCKING INDECENCY]
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# C]:0O
TRELLY! I'd expect that from a [CENSORED] but not from you!

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaawwwwww!
19 weeks?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# 20 :)
(And one day)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# little cutie!
my sis found out yesterday that she's having twin boys
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Eep!
Lady I know was telling me her friend found out she was having triplets - at the 20 week scan! They thought she was only having one at the 12 week cos the other two were hiding!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Not much fun playing hide n seek in there
Tho we could give it a go!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# she knew it was twins
she just didn't know if they were boys or girls. she says she's going to call them ronnie and reggie. i told her that if she does, i'll slap her for being stupid.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# you have a cow in your womb?
hehe congratulations
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# And it's got Jimmy Hill's chin on its side!
oh yes, and that's no moon
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# there's an-udder down there . . .
How dairy copy you!?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# yay!
although i'm troubled by the fat head description, that's gunna smart.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Trelly better start lubing now . . .
in fact lie down dear I'll help . . .

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# it aint moving :(
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Because I have zero animation skillz
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# You have no idea
Just how long i stared at that looking for a horse *shame*

Congrats!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
nutter!

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Pwn 100?
Sweet.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Yay!
My lil' 'un has started kicking me in bed at night, when Mrs. H. is cuddling me.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Aw!
Little Trellis hasn't started belting Mr Trellis yet, but it was going crazy after being poked and prodded for the scan!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I need to get a table tennis ball
and see how far he/she can kick it.

Speaking of which... did you ask?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# No - we don't want to know
We have an idea, but didn't want proof :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I'm sorry, this is all I see:
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# i beat you to it :P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# You so didn't!
EDIT WHORE
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# my cows better than yours it has side udders
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I agree that yours is better, but MINE WAS FIRST
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# well then i accept yours was first posted then, but i claimed to see it first
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Well at first it was a baby fox.
So I saw AN animal first.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *glees*
New b3ian!!!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Being introduced at London Bash 2008!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# yaaay mummy trelly!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Grats galore!
Have you set Junior up with a b3ta account yet?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# No - it's an idea though!
As long as it never out-shops me
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Prenatal b3tans!
You should set up a club!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# YAY!
Our baby is 7 weeks old now and she's the most beautifullest baby in the entire world EVAR!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# PHEW!
Takes after her mum . . .

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Fortunately!
Actually she looks a LOT like Mrs. Afinkawan did when she was a baby.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Very good!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# (:3=
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha!!
nice!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
that horse cracks me up!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Meanie.

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Aaaaw
And they only wanted to put the egg back!

*does the 'ello stranger wave*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# she's got 2 spare ones stuff down her top
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Naaa
It's a chocolate egg:P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# that'll have made her eyes water then...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Yes
A pained egg-spression.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# To the spanging terrace with you, Mr. Ghost.
:)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# There's a terrace for that now?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I outgrew the pan:(
/overflowed out the spang kitchen blog
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Oh, my.
:[
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I have been promised a nice little spang shed at the end of the garden soon.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Sheds never get used for what they were built for.
What are you hoping this will morph into?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# a rickety garden wank-palace
obviously.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# That's what I was hoping someone would say, yes.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i thought so.
to the shed!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I don't know where Caewan is, maybe we'd better wait for him?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# sod him!
i'm not the monkey he wants to spank!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# You are so wrong dammit!
I'm an engineer. There's no sodding way it'll be rickety!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# okay
so it's a solid garden wank-palace. will it have shelves for tissues, fragrant lotions and jazz mags?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# fragrent oil/WD40
jazz mags/ pages from the park porn bush.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# EVERY park
should have a porn bush
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Oh, that sounds lovely.
Will you plant lovely flowers around it?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Yes
Special ferns!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Fern Brittens?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Hugh Fernley-Whittingstool
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# yep
that's done it
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Oh, how nice.
:]
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# The terrace is only temporary
a spanging pagoda is being constructed
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'll give you pagoda!!!
*gives pogoda*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ok, thanks
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I thought it'd go nicely with that water feature of yours.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# yeah, sure will
you're a generous soul.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# but Hilary always seemed so nice
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Oh, she's a bit mean.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Rawr!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Oh, hello there. :D
How are you today?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Need you ask?
I was on my way back from the shop a few minutes ago and I realised I'd forgotten the camera! Richard might be cycling to my house and we'll get a film from the shop, so I'll bring it next time.
How are you?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Oh noes.
But hooray. :]
I am loverly. It is super duper warm here today. Like very. And so mofaha and I are going out probably soon. We're going here to take pictures. :]
EDIT: Not leaving 'till noon.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# It is sunny here.
But cold.
And ooh have fun :)
I'll have to flickrleech something while I wait for Richard. Did you see the one I did earlier?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Aww.
It's been mild-warm here lately. That's good, cos I hatehatehate the cold.
The stripey legs? Yeah, I saw that one. ^_^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I hate the cold, but I love snow.
But we never get snow, so I HATE WINTER.
:)

And yay ^_^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# This kid moved into our development, on our court
and he was from California. The first snow we had, he was all excited 'cos he'd never seen real snow. Then he touched it and got upset 'cos it was cold and wet.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# HAHAHAH
What!?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# No, seriously.
I felt really bad for him. It just like...made him instantly sad when he touched it.



So he threw it at me for laughing.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *jumps in front of*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# poor little waifs!
they only want a lick of her chocolatey goodness! why can't she just have a shit and pass it off as a pile of chocolate-covered raisins?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
Hello ^_^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaaaaaan
hello back! ^_^
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Hello front!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hello sides!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hello top!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hello bottom!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hello 3/4 view!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Is that like Stimpy T. Cat?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# no
because his name is stimpson j. cat.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Just testing
As you were
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# it could be worse
he could be called ren hoek
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *hates*
I reeeeealy dislike that character :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# but she wuvs you!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# They probably recognise her from her internet fame
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# ^That^
But she is the Easter bunny; She probably pops them out of her lady holes like the former porn star she was.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# mean, but HAWT!
but HAWT!C]:0)

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# NEEDS 6 MORE TITS
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I concur.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Tsk Tsk
Swearing at wee little children :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Where
is the clickable period depicting the aftermath of this situation?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Play nice now.

100th post in over 38 years!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# EPIC FAIL!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Thank you.
That made my day.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Well it's the best you're going to get.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I kind of assumed that anyway.
Nothing ever changes that much.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Hiya, at least you GOT some comments!
*sits back down in 'Noob-corner'*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# 38 years! COOL.

made by Cakie
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# It's MY fur bitch!


(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# club THIS!
woo
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Furbitch?
Is that a female furbie?

alsowoo
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# so a seal walks into a club...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# evil looking little things, nice fur though
woo
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Growl.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# haha!!
i knew they was killers!!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I only wear the skin of an animal i'll eat. like cow - leather etc
And have seen the price of seal pup burgers?

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# pfft lol
parkinsons seal
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Hiya ppl. This be SemaVitruvianPhore Man.

Erm, 'naked man waving brightly-coloured flags around'- too gay? Hmmm...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# What's he trying to tell us?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# 'come back here with my trousers' I think
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# 'wheres my other 4x limbs gone?'
maybe?...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hello!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Hi! P'raps I shud've
done summat wiv hims legs? Naah!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Gosh, don't put too much effort in. You'll make me look bad.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I think glowsticks in each hand might have been a boon
obscure is king around these parts...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# obscure it is then! For the
next version. Gotta cut out/crop off all them noisy areas 1st methinx
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Cool
If it's too similar to this one I'd stick it in an existing thread to be on the safe side. Folks get a bit narky if too many reworks of the same idea crop up in rapid succession...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Oops, nearly missed that ^ msg.
Thanks for the advice. Am still new enough to miss/forget the odd thing or two.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# excuse me
wtf do you think you are doing? :]
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# posting the same image he posted on Saturday
repeatedly
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# yay!
because i missed it saturday and blinked today!
=(
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# keep blinking son, keep blinking
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# but not too much
It causes wrinkles
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)
# my beautiful eyelids!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Well I'm just going to plonk this here. I would have done it in a new thread but I didn't post it on Saturday.
Dell are raelly offering some good bargains at the mo!

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# bargain!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Specially a month is four equal payments:P
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# What does the superscript 1 mean?
'a fool and his money are soon parted'?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Or a pool and mis honey are easily farted:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# a hun and his fart are easily pooled?
??
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Quoting Confucius is cheating!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Gah.
Busted.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *keeps blinking*
TJ: Can epileptics induce a fit in themselves by blinking too quickly?

Serious answers only.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# yes
no
yes
no
y...maybe
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# And a genuine faq link?
How unexpected.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Yes
I was just about to change it. But then I realised that Barbarossa has been here for a year. It was the 'serious answers only' bit which confused me.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# My tongue was firmly in my cheek ;)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Apparently I blink slowly.
I have no idea what that means.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I imagine it means that you blink slowly.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Hark at the fucking comedian.
I'm going to beat the living shit out of you one day, boy.

Nicely, like, but still.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ever thought of anger management classes?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# She probably blinks too slowly and keeps missing the adverts.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# lol




Agh.. my sides
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Needs slow blinking anim of her profile picture!
Bloody hell she's pushing 40k!! Do we have nudity to look forward to?

*rubs thighs*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Crikey
18 away
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Too sexeh
nsfw
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# you have a lovelly website by the way
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# le club foot
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Argh!
The simple paint graphics sting my eyes!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Please
Make it stop
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# lol
.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Ok, last one.

I have more but I fear you'll kill me if I post them all.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# What exactly is that pig doing?
.
.
And why isn't it smiling about it?!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# He's got worms.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Oh,
*puts down sandwich
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# only the last one from you!


(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Truthfully mine were made in the GIMP, so not true MSPaint gifs :(
I'd love to see more of yours, though :D
Edit: Hahahah
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# now I've unknackered it C];0
amoeba got a itchy bum-bum


(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
I'd not seen that one
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# i won't post anything i've ever done then...
=D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I still use MSpaint loads too
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# can you talk?
Shouldn't do this, drop a dif image into the post
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I like your stuff
seems a shame to pearoast and detract from its usual beauty
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# there's a lot of gay chat going on in here
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# *bums senseless
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# a/s/l?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I've seen this before
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# You're an odd fellow
but I do like your pics
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *death grips*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# :D Is this a toasty paw I see before me?
Woo, as per woosual!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# yup
but I took my Goatse identification ring off for this one
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# A wise choice, sir.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I find it interesting I can do all those kinda things wiv me paws aswell,
yet most other folks I know can't.

Dad!?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# all your friends
have spazz hands :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I knew someone who had spaz hands
I didn't like her much so it was great fun watching her try to pick up a pint glass.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Polio?
That's what caused my ex boss' spazzhands.

I may or may not have called her the Claw, but in my defence she was a cunt.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I think she had arthritis/rheumatism or something.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# My arthritis was very bad yesterday
I had to soak my hands.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# My thumb is aching a bit today
/feeble attempt to sympathise.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# *rubs*
I'd have been fine had I not had to collate 300 letters. Because our collations department wouldn't do it, apparently they don't do that sort of thing.

Guess who's getting a dictionary for Christmas?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Erm...Wasp Box?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Waspy's getting sex.
Whether he likes it or not.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# none of the people you know
can move their fingers?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Prolly more to do with most of my friends
aren't geeky enough to have tried doing the Vulcan salute thing before...

Also, I'm the only person I've ever met who can twiddle his thumbs in opposing directions.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# don't they keep bumping into each other?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# You have to hold them quite far apart,
yes.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# how is that difficult?!
I repeat, all your friends clearly have spazz hands :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I concur.
Although I prefer to think that my hands are just talented.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# seconded

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahahaha
also: pink nail polish?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# no, just rush job erasing around 20 odd frames of hand photos
from a pinkish red background
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Nah, that's a male hand, look at the palm and the wrist.
edit: beaten to it.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# are you implying males can't wear nail polish?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# No
although now you come to mention it, I wish they wouldn't.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
# You surprise me
I would have assumed that you would like blokes wearing nail polish.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Nah, I like my men men and my women women.
The only man in makeup I find attractive is Jack Sparrow, and that's not because of the eyeliner. It's more despite.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# You appear to be calling me a man woman.
Or a woman man. Please stop it.

I'm confused enough as it is.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely!
I thought about doin this, but couldn't be arsed with all the boring work it wudda involved, it wouldn't have worked as well as this tho!

WOO!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# you were right, it was a lot of tedious work
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# haha
is he trying to win a dusty bin?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# i always wanted the bin as a kid
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# George W Bush
is scouring Afghanistan for one . . . oh no that's Osama Bin

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
# yeah but not the little porceline* shite
the proper full-sized remote control one.

*how the fuck do you spell porcelein?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# P.O.T.


(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# oh yes, the moving one, he was ace
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# porcelain

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Thank you Dave
didn't look right when I typed that and then my brain froze.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Haha Ted Rogers!
Woo!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# does he? the dirty old goat
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)
# not since he died
C];0) Woo! to your pic

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *grips death*


*tweaks nipples*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)
# dance mrs palm
dance!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Hahah!
Have this quick and dirty text on a penguin:
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
#
That penguin's chocolatey centre did not taste as I had previously expected.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# YOU ATE HIM!?
He was going to a fancy dress party!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Heh.
Nice as usual sir.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahahha
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# spockin awsom
well done toastie
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# fantastic
(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Lose weight with:
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# have four "woos" and a click
woo
woo
woo
woo
click
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Ta muchly :o)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)
# And never need a wee or poo!


woo!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# it rhymes,...
IT RHYMES!!!


AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*goes mad*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Calm down dear,it's only a reply!!


(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)
# {o_0}
*shakes*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# did you just say
weeaboo?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Wee and poo!


giong for board stast quote
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)
# It's not as good as your current one.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Oh yes!


(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)
# the butterfield diet plan.
CALL NOW!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Pork cylinders!
Garlic pudding...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)
# arse fondue?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Have another: (I live in hope)


EDIT: AAAARRRGGGGHHHHH - SORRY! I clicked EDIT and it's done a second post! *cries defensive tears*

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I liked the first post better.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Aww that's a bit mean :(
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# He's obviously missing his mummy
*scoops up birdie and plonks on shoulder*

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
#


please use the edit button
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahaha! Woo!
you N00B! C];0p

(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hay
I'm a n00b too, pick on me

I'M NOT OLD!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I CLICKED EDIT
It's not my fault the board codez has hated me for 5 years, 9 months and 15 days :(
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I'll forgive you.
IF you can find me the Jade Monkey by sunset.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I believe you.
After all, "Edit" is so very close to "Post New Message"
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# there there, don't take on so . . .
don't take on so . . .
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# It may be a speshul feature of the b3ta Javascript:
If you have javascript disabled, the "Preview" button submits, lol!
(Or it used to -- it certainly did for my first, ever, post, *shame*)

edit: yup, it still does. If you are using Firefox and NoScript, best "Allow b3ta.com" now.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Flood alert!!!!!



(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Have another: (I live in hope)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Does not compute
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

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