My local newspaper's new website has even more rubbish than the paper
Click for 99k of bonus text and added delights
Edit: Spot the deliberate mistake :(
was this a real story at some point?
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:16,
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You've covered all the basesgoatse in tabs, mockery of facebook... it's all there and all brill. :D
(
hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:17,
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changing the story was a bit crapso i had to inject a wee bit of twisted humour somehow
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:23,
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He'll never last the night!!!!
News story here.
Apologies for crapness of 'shopping - didn't want to spend to much time on it - he could croak at any minute!
he's gunna be finei was working on a similar thing earlier, but i'll save it, just in case.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:15,
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Hahah I was watching Scrubs earlier.They managed to infect half the hospital with rabies.
( ClanSoul,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:15,
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love that episodeespecially the bit where JD says 'its was a mistake, anyone could have made it'
really? could they?
i don't think i'd of given 3 people organs infected with rabies. i work in web design.
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:19,
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really? could they?
i don't think i'd of given 3 people organs infected with rabies. i work in web design.
Hahah so true!I ended up watching Two and a Half Men before I had to leave.
Alan fucked a melon, and had the dog lick his balls.
Ah, the joy.
(Alan fucked a melon, and had the dog lick his balls.
Ah, the joy.
ClanSoul,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:22,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA........
Oh wait a minute, I thought you said 'babies'
(Oh wait a minute, I thought you said 'babies'
AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 18:40,
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Jesus!Maybe MI5 are knocking him off now so that he can't ever be questioned on whether he told them to kill Diana!
CONSPIRACY FRIDAY!
(CONSPIRACY FRIDAY!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:15,
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Nicely done.I also like this phrase from the story, "Professor John Cunningham, whose speciality is general medicine."
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:15,
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:DThis is a thing of joy and wonder
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:08,
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the front hump anticipates the jump!I like that.
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:08,
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YOU HAS FATHER!win. I have one of them.
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:15,
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HAHAHAHAH:I was typing "Mine is" and my ac showed "Mine is dead".
I was tempted to say it.
(I was tempted to say it.
ClanSoul,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:17,
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HAHAHA YOUR A GAY/ac, for the hell of it :D
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:18,
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Are you squirming as much as I am at the thought of that?/ac
( ClanSoul,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:23,
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Bouncy bouncy! :D MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:09,
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Hurray!I'm impressed at the way he defies physics.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:09,
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Boing!Bouncy bouncy!
(
Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:13,
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Did anyone find out who won the Camel Beauty Contest that was mentined here the other day?Just curious, like..... nothing wrong with that....
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:14,
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I dunno, but this one was the runner up
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:23,
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It worries me that somehowmy numbering system has gone wrong, so the original .fla file for this is saved as 020.fla and this gif is 021.gif - I don't know how this happened.
HOLY FUCK A FUCKING AWESOME-O-PARD
more in my profile :)
(HOLY FUCK A FUCKING AWESOME-O-PARD
more in my profile :)
hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:05,
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STARLE :O MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:06,
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NO YOU LIEIT SAYS FUCKING 'STAPLE' i hate you.
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:06,
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YOU FUCKING LOVE ME. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:08,
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Innit :D MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:10,
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needs more Spaghetti Hoops and Time Team on telly
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:07,
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Eeeeee :) MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:09,
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too true.I miss having my tea while time team/antiques roadshow was on. :\
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:09,
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something for the weekend sir(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:10,
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hmmm, a bit limited in its modular formatI'm after a good font maker though. Any more suggestions? :)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:15,
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in this instance you are correctstop time and existance now, Clan Soul has graded everything ;D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:17,
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Hex doesn't like me anymore.*takes note*
*cries on note*
(*cries on note*
Ttssattsr,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:13,
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Nobody likes you.Dick.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:15,
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HELLO TTSSATTSR I LOVE YOUand want you to be my friendlyfriend :)
*glees at your presence*
(*glees at your presence*
hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:15,
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HahaWhat a confusing life he leads :D
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:09,
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My favourite panelis the starburst, where he continues to do nothing, but it is somehow EXCITING.
I sort of promised myself not to play with the form until I'd done at least fifty, but I just couldn't help myself :\
(I sort of promised myself not to play with the form until I'd done at least fifty, but I just couldn't help myself :\
hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:11,
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Cool t-shirt on Redbubble.com
Click for bigger (22KB)
Clever play on Damian Hirst painting.
Who back on Saturday guys!!!
If you did that then woo!the writting is making me wonder.
( Cae1,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:01,
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That is quite a cool t-shirt print,I will give you that.
But you know that you should have really posted this on the links board as a new post. And maybe do this in an existing thread....
(But you know that you should have really posted this on the links board as a new post. And maybe do this in an existing thread....
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:02,
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if you think that's cool you should see thiswww.cafepress.com/gstq
i have no shame.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:06,
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I don't like that design and I want another one.That's a lie, I do, but it wouldn't suit me, and I want you to make more :D
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:10,
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gimme a breakthat took me long enough to figure out, although as it's piss easy and free to bung anything on a shirt i might see if some of of the other junk i've churned out will work.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:13,
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I hope so.but if you didnt, you do now :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:13,
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I do like itBut either you described something you made as "cool" and "clever", which is rather lame, or you stole it.
I am not particularly impressed.
(I am not particularly impressed.
MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:03,
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To be honest with youI don't see much difference.
This is whats worrying me about Britain being so close to the US and getting too similar....
(This is whats worrying me about Britain being so close to the US and getting too similar....
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:58,
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First picture post - I think it's not fail...
Anyone else ever notice the similarity?
Seams OK to me :)WELCOME, PULL UP A KITTEN SHOP A STOOL.
( Ttssattsr,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:50,
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Poo on a kitten? :D MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:52,
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Putting the "cat" into "scat" MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:54,
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Well, if you're into that...Where are you going uni again?
( Cae1,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:53,
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Leeds College of Music.Why?
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:00,
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Hmm.I have applied to leeds too.
But i think i'll go to derby. I don't know.
or keele..
(But i think i'll go to derby. I don't know.
or keele..
Cae1,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:02,
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To do Music?You wimps!
hit the high road like me!
(hit the high road like me!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:03,
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Or do Physics, like all the cool kids did....
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:11,
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Braw! OK is the perfect response to this...Congratulations, you passed!
(If you'd said it was any better than 'OK', I'd think you were mental.)
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:53,
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(If you'd said it was any better than 'OK', I'd think you were mental.)
In that case...*straps Ttssattsr's rubber crash helmet back on him*
*scoops up boke and wee*5.Profit.....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:59,
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Cock off Sam!You would've just thrown it away! Like you always do. You bitch! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:02,
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all seams to be in order. god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:51,
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Not only that, but he likes to squeeze a shite out when people take pictures of him.
(
Halk,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:57,
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I never realised how much face looks like Steve Carell!:)
Welcome!
(Welcome!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:55,
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page 8! And we're back on course.Pages 1-7 will be in my profile in ten minutes. are in my profile now! And will be the same size soon!
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:31,
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I lost my roll of Police Line Do Not Cross tapelast year.
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:32,
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All Panda's what are called Alan? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:40,
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Who is this crazy guy called Panda who names all his somethings Alan?I wanna meet this happening chap.
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:43,
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This is Alan, my teapotThis is Alan, my commode
This is Alan, my pot of lube
This is Alan, my buttplug
This is Alan, my faecal stain
(This is Alan, my pot of lube
This is Alan, my buttplug
This is Alan, my faecal stain
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:44,
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*backs away from this chap, who is considerably less happening than previously assumed*at least he spells fæcal right.
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:46,
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I'm considerably less happening than you previously assumed?How disappointing.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:48,
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You mean fecal?;)
I do not begrudge the American spellings on certain words, but their propensity to drop letters from words just fucks me off like nobody's business! And don't even get me started on fucking aluminium! Or, sorry, Aluminum as those fucktards spell it! Why? They have no problem whatsoever with any other ~ium as far as I am aware!
(I do not begrudge the American spellings on certain words, but their propensity to drop letters from words just fucks me off like nobody's business! And don't even get me started on fucking aluminium! Or, sorry, Aluminum as those fucktards spell it! Why? They have no problem whatsoever with any other ~ium as far as I am aware!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:55,
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It was originally called Aluminum over here as wellhowever while the british society of chemists decided that since so many elements ended with 'ium' it was only fair to change aluminum to aluminium to fit the rest, the american society of chemists decided to leave it as it was originally.
so it was actually a case of us lot meddling that time.
Just so you know. :)
(so it was actually a case of us lot meddling that time.
Just so you know. :)
hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:58,
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It was the British who put the C in scissors and the H in anchorin an attempt to make our language appear more prestigious (i.e. more like Latin).
Our language is shit and complicated and not worth making a fuss over.
(Our language is shit and complicated and not worth making a fuss over.
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:05,
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Cock off!I'm right and they're wrong!
But if that were the case, surely it would still be in the OED as a correct spelling from the English side? Which it isn't....
(But if that were the case, surely it would still be in the OED as a correct spelling from the English side? Which it isn't....
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:05,
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Sometimes I'll be scanning through the boardwhen a random mid-thread post catches my eye.
This is such a post.
(This is such a post.
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:01,
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ITS A FUCKING LION!Lock the window!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:34,
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It's the freak in the corner with his eyes on fire! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:34,
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TJ: does anyone know why I can't put a design on any colour t-shirt except white on spread shirt?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:36,
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Because the spreadshirt t-shirt designer is buggy and intensely irritating.It's doable, but it just gets pissy sometimes. I hate it.
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:40,
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where's best then for setting up a t-shirt shop? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:41,
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Try spice.com Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:43,
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thats just given me a page rotating red boxhave I gone wrong here?
edit: seems to spice.co.uk, cheers
(edit: seems to spice.co.uk, cheers
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:45,
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yep, sorryI even checked if it was .com or .co.uk and then typed the wrong one.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:48,
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bah no red on thereand now illustrator won't open either. christ almighty i'm having a bad day.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:02,
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I don't knowI tried to make an awesome-o-pard hoodie for cr3, couldn't, and gave up.
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:45,
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I also want to make a knitted awesome-o-pard, that would be so cuddlable.Captain Wow suggested it, and I've wanted one ever since.
In fact, I shall do another AOP strip right now.
(In fact, I shall do another AOP strip right now.
hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:47,
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cafe press wouldn't let me put mine on any light shirtshave i mentioned that i have a wonderful tee on sale at the moment, hurry while stocks last.
try cafe press, with the dollar only worth 25p at the moment stuff is a bargain.
www.cafepress.com/gstq
(try cafe press, with the dollar only worth 25p at the moment stuff is a bargain.
www.cafepress.com/gstq
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:49,
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I like the military green one best.Let's all whore our shops!
www.cafepress.com/waspbox-cakes
www.cafepress.com/tatshop
www.spice.co.uk/user_list.php?category_id=77&user=69
(www.cafepress.com/waspbox-cakes
www.cafepress.com/tatshop
www.spice.co.uk/user_list.php?category_id=77&user=69
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:53,
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it's the only one i likei wanted to try white on natural but they won't let me.
also, my mince tee shirt is still going strong.
(also, my mince tee shirt is still going strong.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:55,
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I would love to make a fort again.I've said that a lot recently.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:43,
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come over one daywe will make the best fort.
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:46,
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LUCOZADE: BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER RAPE. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:50,
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Streamline shaped bottle for ease of insertion.ALSO: TASTY TASTY LUCOZADE RECEPTACLE.
( Ttssattsr,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:52,
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Ugh. Apparently someone I know was once dared to try that.Apparently he went for it, but the bottle cap is a major obstacle.
Not a nice story. I boked.
(Not a nice story. I boked.
MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:54,
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HOORAY FOR BOTTLEGUY :) \o/ MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:59,
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I regret us getting new sofas.The cushions don't come off these, so I can't build anything fun :(
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:50,
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I often have you in mindwhen drawing these. I'm very much a fan of your style :)
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:59,
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Lenny always loved the spotlight. . .
Happy Friday feeling people!! Woo!
TheOther,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:27,
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A whimba waka whimba waka whimba waka! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:29,
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t.j. who's bought shirts from cafe press?do they run large? or is an x-large really a large?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:31,
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Surely that is a tautology? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:31,
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I have bought shirts from cafepressthe slightly annoying thing is that there are several different types of T shirt and they don't all have quite the same sizing. But mostly, they are what they say on the tin.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:35,
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It feels so good to get the fuck outa this hell hole!Off to experiance debauchery behind peoples backs! :D
( TheOther,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:33,
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Well I know where I'm not putting my cock. monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:31,
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arf!Great stuff. Also, Happy Friday!
(
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:35,
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:)![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Third World America"){kind=small}
There's going to need to be......some fairly sweeping cultural changes.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:17,
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Oh I see!*puts on communist hat*
But seriously, I need to replace my glasses! I can not see any detail at all!
(But seriously, I need to replace my glasses! I can not see any detail at all!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:20,
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HOWARD!/pop culture bitch
or perhaps Lenin Attlee.
;)
(or perhaps Lenin Attlee.
;)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:32,
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The Statue of Leninity - superbhow about Sadam's statue....
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:19,
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If you want to visit......you can pay 2 Work Units to cross over on the Stalin Island Ferry.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:20,
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Very goodor you can fly on a five year plan(e)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:21,
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That's what I did, didn't go inside her though.Oooh errr!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:22,
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Is he video recording his crotch for Youtube? monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:19,
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Don't we all?I know I do.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:20,
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I subscribed to your channel about three months ago.Every crotch shot, every day. Without fail.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:23,
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ZOIDBERG!*is ashamed that he recognised Zoidberg straight away and couldnt see that the above was Lenin*
:'(
(:'(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:22,
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Capitalist Pig-Dog!To the Salt Mines with you.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 17:02,
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Is that Amy Winehouse??of course not - it's upright!
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:23,
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I like that, I do :D MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:24,
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ThanksMr P. Im quite pleased with it. Bit of an oldie now, mind you
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:36,
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Fantastic!But I know where the old one went ;)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:24,
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*goes on rant about the shite they put on there first**but fears that I would be called disablist if I were to use names or forms*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:25,
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cor she gets aboutI just had massive snotty (I've got a cold) officelols reading that Sun thread from the newsletter
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:26,
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"The Goat and Onion""Onions?! Onions?! I ain't got no ONIONS, m'sieur!"
"Fetch me an onion, boy! I wish to make a SOUP!"
"DON'T LET HIM HAVE THE SOUP, MICHAEL! IT'S NOT GOT ONIONS IN!"
SOUP AND ONIONS! GEDDIT? SOUP and ONIONS!
("Fetch me an onion, boy! I wish to make a SOUP!"
"DON'T LET HIM HAVE THE SOUP, MICHAEL! IT'S NOT GOT ONIONS IN!"
SOUP AND ONIONS! GEDDIT? SOUP and ONIONS!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:13,
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woothis looks a lot like Renfrew St. in glasgow. There is a costcutter there too.
Edit: No, it's a cash converters.
(Edit: No, it's a cash converters.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:14,
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i somehow walked past the empire state building onRenfrew st without seeing it
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:20,
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*shrugs*I only raise my eyes from my feet for good arses. I've never seen a roof, in fact I don't know what a roof is.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:22,
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I didn't know there was a Empure State building in GlasgowImpressed of Wiltshire!!
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:20,
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yes, it does.It's in the thriving business district of East Glasgow, near Cambuslang.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:27,
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Aces :D MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:15,
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Nowt wrong with Costcutters!I just got 6 Carling from there for a very reasonable £5 :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:23,
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and I would have given you my piss for free drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:30,
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Meh.Id alreeady drunk the Lager that was in the fridge, due to being too lazy to go to the shops and buy my own, so I had to drink Lager.
I just couldnt bring myself to mix Lager and Cider. Now that would be very wrong!
(I just couldnt bring myself to mix Lager and Cider. Now that would be very wrong!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:35,
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This is aceLove it!!!
Though I will never get why some people find Lowry depressing... I never see his paintings as grim... but maybe thats coz I live up north!?!
clicks!
(Though I will never get why some people find Lowry depressing... I never see his paintings as grim... but maybe thats coz I live up north!?!
clicks!
hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 19:26,
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Friday is Frayday.*fetches Fray Bentos pie*
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:08,
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I am actually getting to a stage whereI want to bumsex you Nobby!
Woot!
(Woot!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:08,
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So my plans for world bumination are working?Marvellous.
(
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:09,
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FRIDAYFRIDAYFRIDAY!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:10,
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I envy your fantastical skills :DMuchos woo!
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:11,
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He HeAll that tartan must have taken an age to do
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:44,
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I'm making an animation...[updated...]which will be a video to a track I wrote called Autumn rain
i just had to show someone...and 196kb to spare :D
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:57,
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i just had to show someone...and 196kb to spare :D
Autumn raaaaaaaaaain, leaves fall down and trees don't feel the same drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:02,
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happy to helpI just listened to it, and I like it a lot. Well done.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:04,
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Aut-aut-aut Autumn rain.Some stay dry and others feel the pain (because they didn't bring an umbrella. So now they're cold. And wet. Daft people.)
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:04,
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La la la laaaaaPeople equal shit, everybody hates me so why should I bother motherfucker...
Lala la la laaaaa
(Lala la la laaaaa
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:05,
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Ace animation to start with!Liking th tune too! Woo!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:17,
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Another BBC show is sold to the USA
BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:52,
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TJ Asky:Utterly arsed trying to work out InDesign
Where the fuck is the master layer so that I can edit it?
(Where the fuck is the master layer so that I can edit it?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:54,
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top of the page tab? Windows > Pagesi think i understood your question...
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:55,
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No,I have some textual content which I can edit, but some which is locked - I cannot work out where the locked stuff is.
It is template stuff, but it needs to change.
(It is template stuff, but it needs to change.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:57,
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there an optionto unlock Mastwer Page items.
On the pages tab, pull out the side menu (using the little arrow) and try 'Override all master Page Items'
(On the pages tab, pull out the side menu (using the little arrow) and try 'Override all master Page Items'
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:00,
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double click on the little master pages a&b thumnail in the pages tabit'll take you into the master page where you can add/remove common items
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:02,
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Arf!It wouldnt surprise me if they did try and pick this up at some point.
Further to that, is anyone else here a big scribs fan and watches a lot of other American sitcoms?
(Further to that, is anyone else here a big scribs fan and watches a lot of other American sitcoms?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:55,
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top shop!i quite liked the American Office
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:56,
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I just got your jokeDamn!
*Spangs self*
(*Spangs self*
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:58,
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Ideally they would cast Uma Thurman, change all the jokesand make it actually funny. As opposed to the original, which was terrible.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:12,
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NOBODY LIKES A KISSASS D: MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:56,
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I know :)I'm a real cunt.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:05,
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WTF?I have to read now? I thort this was a pikchure bored!!
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:49,
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What a great time to return...Cheers Rob!
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:49,
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Fantastic MAD fold-insWoo
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:55,
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Posting a link? Consider using the links board.N00b!
Pfft... I jest of course! Excellent stuff yet again! Ta!
He might fancy some of this:
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:48,
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tee-heeis it wrong that i read his quote in the voice of the guy from dead ringers doing prescott?
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:49,
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No, not at all.As he is doing an impression of John Prescott and therefore, supposedly, sounds like him I assume....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:01,
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nah, not at allbut it's quite amusing, and often makes more sense:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6V8TCV1lI0
second sketch, straight after the titles
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:05,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6V8TCV1lI0
second sketch, straight after the titles
I dont hear much difference :)(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:29,
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I want some of those pies!They are well cheap! ;)
Arf!
(Arf!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:00,
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*jiggles moobs*I just shaved 'em!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:31,
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I'm just off for a cold shower.. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:32,
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I'm sure she's saying 'Buggah, pleasea'
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:32,
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But you did notice her apparant battery power boobies! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:35,
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I seem incapable of focusing on anything elseat this moment in time
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:37,
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I actually just noticed the W :P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:41,
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She has a mouth...!* I bet that tastes salty?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:44,
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Too much or too sexy? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:45,
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0_opfft... nsfw...pffft...nsfw...
i'm all confused and disturbed...
(i'm all confused and disturbed...
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:48,
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Hahahaha MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:43,
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noshe's singing 'I LOVE HORRRSESSS BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALLLSS!'
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:32,
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I'm trying to be serious hereIt's important to me to understand what she is saying. There's no point in trying stirrup a horse pun thread.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:35,
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"Butter Beans"FACT!*
*not fact
(*not fact
BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:47,
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"pucker up... arse" Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:39,
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I fail to see how this is relevant to the original postbut won't push it any further as the perves will get upset.
YOU ARE ALL DORRTY LITTLE B3TARDS!
(YOU ARE ALL DORRTY LITTLE B3TARDS!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:35,
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I think it's a tenuous woo. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:36,
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Aah I see nowW nork nork!
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:37,
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Woob. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:38,
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Ignore them Laydeh.They is common innit!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:44,
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I hadn't noticed the "W"Thanks for taking my mind off her wobbly bits
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:43,
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If it helpsI would talk more about your boobs than about what you may or may not be saying if it was you in the gif.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:39,
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Lordy you need some bromide these daysYou know I am only jesting although I do stand by what I said about the dorrty B3tards. Anyone would think you're all 15 year old spotty virgins!
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:42,
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If I was feeling cruel, I'd say something about Clan Soul. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:44,
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Who're you!?tha anti-nork police? C];0p
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:39,
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I originally thought they were gratuitousbut now I see they spell "woo".
Besides I posted my own norks for a big round number post (albeit with stars on the raspberries). That was the only time I've ever done it and will never do it again.
I removed the pic 10 minutes later :)
(Besides I posted my own norks for a big round number post (albeit with stars on the raspberries). That was the only time I've ever done it and will never do it again.
I removed the pic 10 minutes later :)
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:44,
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s'okI still have it
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:45,
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That's NSFW
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:36,
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Arsehole Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:12,
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I think it is tooI suppose the mods will judge.
Edit: Oh a mod agreed.
(Edit: Oh a mod agreed.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:45,
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Point of pissPoint of piss
Point of piss
(Point of piss
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:40,
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That looks like poker not pontoon...But arf all the same!
( Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:37,
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Wasn't that the one that started the bandwagon?:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:39,
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Is it aBa-ba-ba-basurker babboon?!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:42,
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A wha....?A P-p-penguin?
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:43,
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NoIt's in another dimension. Another time and space...
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:44,
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rings a bell.......but I don't have time for the research now.
I'll have to check this later.
(I'll have to check this later.
IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 16:12,
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Ahem.....www.b3ta.com/board/7927215
Your's is better mind
(Your's is better mind
edz314 smelled the glove on,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:47,
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Aunty Beeb......is a good Tomato Sauce of Inspiration today.
Pandas from Gateshead
(
Pandas from Gateshead
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:24,
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HahahaAnd why are they always called Alan?!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:24,
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All Panda's are called Alan*FACT
Just as all Police men are call Pigs
*May not be fact
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:27,
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You know what I mean*shakes grrr fist*
Beered up troublemakers:P
*runs off and patents grr fist*
(Beered up troublemakers:P
*runs off and patents grr fist*
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:28,
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Becauase it's a great name!...er... so I've heard
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:40,
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Haha, brill :D MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:25,
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yehi saw that the other day and wanted to do something similar (with less cones and beer bottle) but had no hummus
*clicks*
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:50,
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*clicks*
No subjectNo skill
No ideas
No hope
No point
(No ideas
No hope
No point
Neffer Vossent rues the day,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:20,
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very noice!hai /board
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:23,
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that works surprisingly well Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:16,
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arf!saw your ray mears thing earlier!
i did chuckle!
didn't you do some more?
(i did chuckle!
didn't you do some more?
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:16,
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I did indeed.But I could only find this one at short notice.
Edit: Oo, and this one.
(Edit: Oo, and this one.
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:23,
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Haha oh dear! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:18,
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:D MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:17,
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I have seen him in personI have a silly photo of him somewhere.
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:21,
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Hahahahaha!Luke! I am your Archbishop!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:21,
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hahahadidn't manic do one of these with the pope (the Polish one, not the German one)?
woo!
(woo!
masakatsu best of all the burger meats,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:22,
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Possibly.I happen to find the archbishop very funny 'cos he closely resembles my dad.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:25,
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Cool picI just read your plot suggestion for insurrection on your blog. It would have been great!
(,
Fri 4 Apr 2008, 15:49,
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