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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

Schnell, Schnell!

apfel spitfer, doner und blitzen!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

HIEL!

Auf Wiedersehen, pet. I'm going to beddiebyes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:44, archived)

She bites her fingernails..

what a dirty habit!

(Bogbean, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

filthy nuns

cor!

*fwaps*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

I saw a bit of one preist one nun the other day

not fwap worthy for me...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

go and look at

www.2nuns1font.com

total filth.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

that's not a real link...and why do they care about text

oh as in fountain
oh 2girls1cup
that wasn't fwap worthy either.

ed: you missed your chance, you should have made it horsey.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:40, archived)

bah! dammit

i missed a prime oppertunity.

*plots more linkage misfortune*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

I bite mine.

I'm terrible for it.

:D hahahah I just got this. I'm such a dolt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

hehehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

I'm really a bear of very little brain

as you well know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

awwwwww.....

Not true though!
:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

Hah, it is more often than not!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

'lo the cap'n

Today's top tip:
If you're watching 30 days of night, and your flatmate leaps into the room roaring, don't have a lady friedn holding a glass of red wine over you at the time.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

Oh hang on.

I know something.

Ben Templesmith. Is doing something.

ARG what is it?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

hahahaha

it bet you set it up in the hope of getting naked.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

it is though

very endearing however

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

Mnnururr

*dribbles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

*wipes chin*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

How many Sisters does it take to change the convent light bulb?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

I don't know, how many sisters DOES it take to change the convent light bulb?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

CHANNNGEE!!??

*swoons*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

Ahhhh

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

Nun!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

Oh christ!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

Top joke. I love shitty jokes.

Oh, also have a repost from last night:

David Mitchell sans telly makeup:

Sounce: www.sueterryvoices.com/images/artist/full/david-mitchell.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:32, archived)

even sexier,

right, time to piss and play mario kart n64, lunch time rules.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

see you dude

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

that

sounds like my sixth form.. halcyon days.

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

niice

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McBadger COW, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

I quite fancy him like this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

Oooh! I say!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

It's my first attempt at this sort of thing

I'm going to try another one this evening, although I'm not sure who yet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

Tony Curtis

Definitely Tony Curtis.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

What an excellent plan.

I was going to attempt one of my b3tans.

Yes, MY b3tans. You're hopefully one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:02, archived)

you mean me don't you?

DON'T YOU!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

Possibubbily.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

You're Basil Brush?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:32, archived)

BOOM BOOM

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

Shake, shake, shake the room!

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Carlossus, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

fresh

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

something about candles.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

Four?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

FORK 'ANDLES

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

Such style, such grace.

Such a choochy little face *pinches*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

classic

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

I bite my left hand nails

I need my right for guitar porpoises.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

I play bass

all that happens if I have long nails on my right hand when I play is snappage and ow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

I didn't say long nails

Most non-pick bassist Iknoe use finger tips anyway. The really dedicated ones play until their stupidly thick calluses break off and their fingers bleed. Then they just continue anyway.
A ggod example is this

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

I mean longer than nothing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

Hehehe

I was singing at the same time as well:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

I'll have to listen at home, kitten.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

HAHAHAHA

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

Hahaha, oh blimey!

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McBadger COW, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

hehehe

i saw an old silent movie called "haxan" last night. it had mad nuns in it...

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

speaking of fingernails... how many?

kotaku.com/393291/sohow-many-fingers
lucky the picture wasn't used in any major advertising campaigns,

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

*makes some half hearted unfunny joke

about Americans and interbreeding*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

*half heartedly rolls on the floor laughing*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

*half heartedly dusts with icing sugar*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

Isn't the line down the finger nearest the mouth a shadow though, rather than the knuckle of another finger?

Although if that were the case the angle of the fingernail makes almost no sense. Either that or the top finger is supposed to be the thumb, which makes even less sense.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

I think the top right one was oneof mine!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

Mmmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:30, archived)

hahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

thank you jim,

and previous posts for inspiration

Click for bigger (194KB)

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

I clicked for bigger but it's still flaccid :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

clicking

worked for me...

*without a sneaky edit*

I copy and pasted straight from the B3ta host.. I think it's your computer brain farting...

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

or your brain not understanding I was just making a general penis joke.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

what..?

Isn't my penis meant to grow when i click it?

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

well it made me lol

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

heheheh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

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TheOther, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

hmmm.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

I was just thinking of you.

Obvious reasons.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

Quite.

*is a little bit miffed*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

*strokes*

Yours are better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

Thank you, honey - you're very kind to me.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

I can't help it

to be unkind would be like kicking Ludo in the face. Just.... terribly uncalled for.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

Ludo has a face?

I always used to think of it as a board game in my own funny little way.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

don't be

ludo cruss

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

He's the one that isn't Jennifer Connely.

clairesdotcom.com/labyrinth/sarah/sarahludo02.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

'ello! Did you get my gaz?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

I did!

It wasn't working for me though, so I'm going to try it on the wife's computer tonight.

Don't despair, sometimes my laptop gets annoyed with me and decides to withhold privileges.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

ok, I can e-mail the file

I can e-mail the fileif needs be
gleeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

Well let me give it one more try

I don't want to take up your time uneccesarily.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

Mmmm

Nice

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

hahahaha I get it

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

care to share?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

*takes very deep drag*

*holds out*

Fish

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I get it*

*lie

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

Pfft, uncool.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

:'(

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

You have to understand the joke on page 11 of "My first ABC adventure"

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

Page 11!!!

I ripped that out due to frustration of not getting it
:(

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

I don't get any

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

noicly done!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

Like the old Daleks.. Indy was fucked when it came to stairs..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

seams to be

an impossible task
;)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

;)

my photoshop has gone kaput and I have no magic blend tool on paint :(

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

gtsq not about?

paint.net I think it's called, that's apparently quite good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

'fraid not

you are correct though

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

www.gimp.org

Free and simple.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

gimp easy to use? as i am not particularly techy. i currently use paint, and therefore all my images have more seams than a very seamy thing indeed.

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

It is fairly straight forward, reading the gimp tutes (on the site) also helps obviously

It can do most of the stuff photoshop can and you can often copy tutorials for photoshop and follow them in gimp.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

cool

i'm downloading it at the moment so i'll assault your eyes with the results later!

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

You could try GimpShop.

It's the Gimp with a PS interface (I'm told)

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Carlossus, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

haha

I was wondering when all these were coming.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

hahaha

I never forget seeing the teaser for the Last Cruisade (I think it was possibly the first teaser forany film). He was trying to keep his hat on for a take and stapled it on when it kept flying off.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

stapled a hat on?

Wouldn't that hurt?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

tis true.

I wonder what sort of staples he used..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

gotta admit I wouldn't wanna staple my hat to my head

it cost a fortune

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

do you have a massive head?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

Naaa

It's fixing all the corks in place:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

I'd love one of them

but I'm not going to go punching holes in a $110 fedora to get one...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

Ah a 40p fedora:P

Yeah you're flies are so rude. If you swat at an English fly they go,'I'm sorry old chap' and then it buggers off for a game of cricket and a cucumber sandwich.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

I like my hat it helps control our rabbits...

53 pounds at the current exchange rate. How much is a bottle of beer there?

We have real flies, they eat shit not cucumber sarnies.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

erm £53

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

I don't know how to get a pound symbol :(

*cuts and pastes*
£ aaaaaah there we go
and if a bottle of beer is 53quid you're paying too much

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

It is the largest hat size they had :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

Anyone know how to stretch a hat?

I bought a pirate hat but it's a tiny bit too small.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

medieval rack

try a castle near your home town

here to help

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

I have a hat stretcher in my garage, but I find it unlikely that my ownership of said implement would help you.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

Is it leather? Cause I think you can dampen and stretch that

If it's felt, make sure there isn't a foamy thing around the inside of the crown, they're supposed to be temporary because the felt shrinks otherwise no fucking idea....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

perhaps it was the office furniture place

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

Rexel obviously!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

Well obviously it he didn't really

But I was young and it looked cool. Got a staple gun and fined three intohis forehead.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

As a kid 5-10 I saw a rugby player getting a cut stapled

I was terrified of cuts that deep cause I thought my mum was gunna have to staple me back together.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

Interestingly enough

Superglue was orginially designed for gluing wounds shut during the Vietnam war!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

YAH!!

I saw footage of them gluing people's intestines back together, very impressive.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

Yeah but it's just live airfix

You're always left with a couple of bits you don't know wher should go.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

why do people bother?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

using stairs?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

yeah what's that all about?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

why is everyone going on about Indy jones all of a sudden?

it's almost as if they have released a new movie or something....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

He's fucked if that boulder comes back

haha nice pic

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

He would simply whip the gates closed thus saving himself

(for the next movie)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

Haha

I was thinking just that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

Getting all Cassandre on yo' ass....

embiggniffication.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

Ooooooh shiny!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

Well,

The history of Sumer, taken to include the prehistoric Ubaid and Uruk periods, spans the 5th to 3rd millennia BC, ending with the downfall of the Third Dynasty of Ur around 2004 BC, followed by a transition period of Amorite states before the rise of Babylonia in the 18th century BC.
That's pretty much the size of it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

yeah

tcha, imagine not knowing THAT!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

zomg

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

Nice spurt action there.

editeded

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

~~Nice spurt action there.~~ :D

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

I typed before this colon D thing!

Although "Colon D" does sound like a pretty kick-ass anime.

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

I have just noticed your sig.

Awesome, especially when said with a bit of a sweedish accent.

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

agreed

thanking ye

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

thanks, I rotoscoped it from my bottom.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

Impressive control.

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

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Cae1, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

Aside from me being a dick, for which I apologise,

The Sumerian reference was due to Sumer being the "Land of the Lords of Brightness", and the pic was sort of bright and shiny.

OK, I'll get my coat.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

bloody Sumerians

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

gleam gleam

*polishes

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

ooooo

i like shiny things
will this work as a desktop background?

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Only if you apply it with a medium sized paint-roller.

But it should work.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

It does

Thanks, you've finally got rid of the crap vista background :)

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

well if you didn't use crappy Vista you wouldn't have those problems

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

I like vista

But the wallpapers are crap
Everything else is fine for me

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

Well I suppose you can play solitare

About all that Windows is very much good at.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

Vista is rubbish

especially at wireless connections

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

I use the built in wireless thing on mine

Had no problems
The acer built-in one is a bastard though

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

Vista is rubbish

full stop

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

^ needs more XP Service Pack 2

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

oh deary me

/linux user

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

That sounds like an insult...

You... you - LINUX USER!

btw - I don't use vista, windows or linux, well as a main OS anyway.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

mine works fine.

but I read the instructions ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

luverly and shiny!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

I'm in a very shiny mood today.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

*puts on sunglasses*

blindingly so :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

*shines*

*albeit in a non-Geoffrey Rush kind of way*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

Mmmm Barbarossa.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

hehehe....

:D

*hugs - just because I wanted to*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

I do like all these hugs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

CRAZY FOOL

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

Haha.

Laugh of the day.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

fucking hell

that's... the best picture i've ever seen! i'm honestly in awe here.

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boris the spider, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

I made up for the shitness of my last post

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

Haha

I am actually watching the A Team as we ~~speak~~ type!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

Now i have the camisra/ a team mashup in my head

from spaced.

All time classic episode of anything ever

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Ithink the Camden one is my fave:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

that is blinding

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

oohhh...

...Im watching Demolition Man and no one in the office knows :D

Already watched two lethal weapon movies today, MWAHAHAHAH!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

She ain't gettin' on no plane, sucka.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

I saw a bit of a countdown program, she was about #12 child stars

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Inspired by below.... Topical, subtle and so obviously true!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

arf

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

I havnt done anything scathing towards him for a while:

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

I can't help but always read tropical when it says topical

what does this say about me?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

You have a sunny disposition?

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

BINGO

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

tango

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

lilt

the totally tropical taste

ooo you're infectious!

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

Every time I try to type "Festival"

I end up typing "Festicle" first.

Yes, even this time.

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Thinker, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

O-o

something Freudian going on perhaps?

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

I hope so

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

lilt for blood

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

Nice badge, W.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

not shopped

Got if off google but used tosee their mixers when I worked in East London.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

apologies...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

ooof!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

Ohhhh I wish I understood cricket.

Well, not really. I wish I understood it for the next five minutes.

Hello Archie duck, are you tickety boo? Are you excited about next weekend?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

yes, on both counts :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

My my, you're a speedy little vole today.

I am putting the kettle on. Beverage?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

If you happen to store vodka in your kettle

count me in

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

Well it's a clear liquid.

Vodk? That's water, isn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

I think 'vodka' means 'water of life' (as does 'whisky')

so yes.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

I was told vokda was vodka and vodk was water.

But you've just confirmed it's not even as complicated as that.

*curtseys* My thanks, kind sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

nearly

voda = water
vodka = hangover-free liquid of gods

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhh

Do you speak Russian then? I do love to hear it being spoken (if there's many and varying dialects I do apologise for ignorance), it's so lyrical.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

a tiny bit, I did it at school for a while

the gf speaks it much better than me

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Russian at school?

Poooosh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

ah errrr

I guess you could say that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

That's alright.

I went to a not-very-posh school full of posh people. It was odd.

Right, ciggy time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

...

"Voda" means "water". "Vodka", I guess, literally means "little water".

Hello, all...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Awwwww

Hello!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

^this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

strawberry and mango tea for me please

/realises he's gonna have to bring his own teabags to the bash. do you reckon the pub will serve a kettle of boiling water to me? :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

I should sincerely hope so.

There must be tea and coffee available- if GTSQ doesn't get his tea he'll turn green and start rampaging. And I'm going to need my coffee...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahaha, I wish I could

it's a pisser not having cafiene or alcohol. I haven't been to a pub for nearly a year now, and come June 1st (the day after the bash) I'll have been teetotal and caffiene free for a year exactly

what better excuse to get rat-arsed!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

So you're going to be teetotal throughout the bash

and then get squiffy the day after?

Oh that's hardly fair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

I'm not even going

to speak to you if you don't have a beer without a notarised certificate from a medical examiner stating that you will absolutely have more than a 99% chance of symptoms resulting in death or worse if you imbibe for one day.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

I'm hoping you get blotto, I'm going to saddle you up and ride you like an armoured boar

around the finer areas of the City.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

haha

you've got wrong on you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

After Saturday I'd better do.

If not, you've failed and must hand in your pervert passes at the door on your way out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

life lessons

1. Do not challenge b3tans to bukkake one

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

If he even so much as gets a speck on me

I will wee on his head. He knows that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

life lessons

2. Do not offer Golden Showers if Bukkake request is met

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

you know, there's probably a japanese word for this exact kind of battle

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

hahaha, well if YOU turn up, I might HAVE to have a drink

/just to forget the crunchie easter egg incident

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

can always has fizzy lime

nom nom nom

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

I can bring the kettle down if need be.

They can't complain it's PAT tested.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

Pat....Pat...I loves yer, Pat.

CAHM BAYCK TA ME PAT

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

office grin

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

My Frank Butcher voice

pretty much comes out as a fairly excellent Catherine Tate impression, so I'm never doing THAT again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

ye gads

lock it in a dungeon.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

I can do a shit-hot Poppy from the WyeBird stop impression.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

The puppet one gave me the fucking fear.

Which one was poppy?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

The cat.

www.clothdollcreations.co.uk/images/celebritypics/playdays/playdaysgroup.gif

On the left.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

That's ok, ish.

It was the weird plastic puppet black lass that freaked me out. Dunno, marionettes in general are pretty creepy. Shop window dummies also gave me the fear.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

Re: sweaty lady parts

huzzah! ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Oh at least quote the post

you make me sound like a right dirty urchin!

*DOES NOT HAVE SWEATY LADY PARTS*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

Hahaha

I went into a meeting shorty after your answer, and when I came back I replied and lost the thread ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

It's all about "Overs" and "Runs"

you try to get as many runs from the overs, the bowler bowls over arm, the batter hits the ball and runs, the ball might go over the boundry and somtimes the game over runs.

Alas kla?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Alles nicht klar, aber schon ist.

Insert yourt own umlauts and possibly more words/correct order to make that proper German.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

I'll insert my Umlauts in a minute alright!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

Hi there guys and gals of the TTDC...

www.theage.com.au/news/news/australia-sweep-the-ashes/2007/01/05/1167777253340.html

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

Pardon?

TamilNadu Tourism Development Corporation?

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Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

I shouldn't know about this I'm far to young and from another country

Teens and twenties disco club...it was apparently one of Saville's programs on Radio Luxembourg. My dad was crapping on about it one day.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

Right....

*backs away slowly and loads rifle*

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Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

I'm mostly harmless

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

Tamil Tiger Daisy Chain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

tip top dandy cock

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

def this^

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

I like this

despite it's sport-related nature

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

omg

had to read that twice...

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

yays!

pooling all that Nuts money for you limo trip down on Saturday?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

well, it's via the train, has been booked awhile now

£50 it's cost me, with tube travel as well on the day, so I shall be there.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

What sorta time do you think you'll be here?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

our train arrives (hopefully - shitloads of engineering works) at 12.45 (we leave at 8.25 here)

so, as long as we get the right tube train, shoudl be with you between 1.15 and 1.30 - ish

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

Where do you arrive in London?

Norfolk I'm guessing Liverpools Street. Pretty easy. Central (red) to Holborn then Piccadilly (blue) to Earls Court.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

I might have to pop to Holborn, actually.

But I can do that on the Sunday.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

What time did you want me, love?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

When ever you can waltz your flared/goth/tutued self here.

I'm guessing you'll want to be her about the same time as Dixon though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Well I was thinking about getting there around oneish

do you need me earlier? I can't remember what time he's getting in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

I think quite early

But get here then you get here. You know the way. I shall dig out the printer:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

Do you need me to pick anything up?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

naaa it'll be all sorted

I'll get everything and just put a jar in reception if anyone want to contribute.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Bonza.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

there is a slight chance i may be in london saturday night

is the pub an invite only or could i just pop in to say HAI if the opportunity arises?

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

If you're around

and you don't, we shall take it as a thumb-biting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

hah, it would be nice as ive always wanted to go to one, but its too far most of the tiem.

Will be interesting trying to explain it to my company if i do..
"Well theres this bunch of people in the internetz and its going to be funneh and everythingk!"

That'll be me on the couch that night then..

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Only if you dress as a LOL cat:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

consider it done*

*LOLcat costume may not be done

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

done!

You can't not tturn up now. I've put pocorn on the playlist for the bash:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

classic!

I don't think i'd know what to say if i did make it but i'll try and get along if possible. Blimey, thinking about it, i wouldnt recognize any of you anyway :S

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

Yeah that usual though

Then after a few bashes you know the hardcore bashers.
After the bash you feel like you've known about 10 people half your life anyway which makes the messageboard just that bit nicer!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

I imagine that would be the case

its a shame London is so bloody far for a poor person like me as i'd come to them every time!

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

If you book on megabus in advance it's pretty cheap

Some, if you book far enough in advance, you can get for a quid!

EDIT: Plus if you come down off season I'm sure I can slip you in here for free.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

that sounds quality :)

i'll have to keep my eyes out for these more often

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

Twice I yeah I force myself to take time off

And visit a city I haven't been to before for a bash.:P
I think it was Northampton and Blackpool last year.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

money

talking of money and pools...

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

this was so good

loved it then, still love it now

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

oh lordy, that is all kinds of wonderful!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

very political:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

I love this!

*clicky clicky*

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..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

arf

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

HAHAHA!

truely deserving of a good spanging!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Yoko still hasn't twigged on the spelling...

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

This get this:

*CLICK*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

This gets a

Woo and a *click*

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

Hahahha *click*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

HAAAHAAHA

HAHAHAHAHA
HEHHHHEHHHHEHHE
HAHHHAHAHHHA
*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP*
HAHAHAHA!!!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

very good

officeLOL

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

gripes Yoko's looking a bit worse for wear

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Perhaps she's more than just a Beatles user?

*starts rumours*

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

how old is she?

Ed: 75

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

75, I imagine...

Get it? Imagine? Never mind.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

I understand the imagine bit

but I don't understand the Nirvana reference :P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

thought it was Michael Jackson

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

wrong colour

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

Woo!

*click*

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

My photoshop isn't working

So its a bit shit
sorry

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

omg threadrush

kekekekeke

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

*grumbles*

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

I did say sorry

You want a different MS Paint based drawing to make up for that

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

if it's a picture of me with my thumbs up, yes.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

Im good a CDC's on celebs

will on of those do?

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

crickey!

408 posts on the London Bash page!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

please note:

I am trying to organise a 3 person room. WHO'S IN?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

I am!

I'm not staying in the same building as these guys!!!:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

I'm honestly not meaning to be offensive

but what's the point? You know it won't win the challenge and you know that basically you've just taken a photo and put some text in the bottom corner, so it didn't even take the limited amount of what I laughably dub "talent" that I use.

I'm just struggling to see why you'd post this.

(

boris the spider, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

'noon b3ta

I'm sorry, I really am...

Previously
Previouser

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Radishing!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Everyone loves a good radishing

'noon Cap'n!

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

How's life in sunny Singapore?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

It's been pissing it down all day

I got soaked, then had to sit in the freezing air-conditioned office

:(

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

Ewwwwww

Come home, little emvee.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

hurray.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Great praise indeed

thanks!

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

Hahaha!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

pffft

After a hard days propagandising for the Tories, there's nothing I like more than to radish Rob Manuel..

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

Noons you loons.....

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

PHWOAR!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

I really do think this would go a large way towards

a healthier and happier working environment.

I wish to hire Jason Lewis as my OfficeTodger please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

I don't know

I already disappoint most of my colleagues in so many other ways.

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

Nicely done!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

FRINGE!

this is great, BUT...

it sort of looks like someone's scooped the back of her head out and replaced it with butterscotch ice cream

OM NYOM NYOM

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

Oooh!Duffster!

Is she legal yet.

I ask this question too often!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

She's 20/21

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

That's good enough for me

*googles*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

I think she's too rich to fall for your usual trick of Werthers Originals

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

But I've got fruit pastiles

She will be mine!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

Oooh, have you got any orange and green ones?

*smooshes them together*

NOMNOMNOM!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

I always smoosh the last four in the packet together!

Mixed friut FTW!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

Oh my word yes.

But orange and green are the best. I HATE the black ones, and the red ones are hardly any better.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

we could be perfect pastle buddies

as i think the exact opposite

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

:D A lovely relationship

based on the equal but opposite loving and loathing of sugary confectionery.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

awesome

Like a dog that caught a mouse and a cat that found a bone

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

*swaps*

*noms*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

Are you the dog and he the pussy?

;P

I am so dead on Saturday!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

It's tag team time, Sacchy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

*passes strapon to Wow

Prepare the double blasting death fuck!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

Remind me to insult you both more often.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

*choda boy*

FIRE IN THE HOLE

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8405212

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

I know, I know.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

*cuddles*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

You love me and my idiocy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

it is one of the many reasons

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

*feels all precious*

Oh I am all a-grin.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Red is the best.

Black is too strong.As with any black friuty sweets. Yes sports mixture, I am looking at you.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

are you sure?

www.freakingnews.com/pictures/19500/Hillary-Duff--19873.jpg

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

BEARDS OF DESTINY

that's beautiful.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

I just get a blank page with a web address at the top.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

so did I after I clicked it,

but then I pressed refresh and it worked.

I could always... hotlink it
*evil laugh*

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

I see it now!

all the better for tickling my balls.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

highlight the url

and press enter, it did that for me the 1st time.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

she is yes.

*drools*

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

Cooooo! And I was about to go looking for porn as well

*click*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

Good stuff!

Woo!

:)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

thats some terrific vectoring, sir!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

she looks a bit like Jennifer Garner

I think it's the eyes and her smile :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

oooh

see the brain scoop statement

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

NYOM NYOM!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

HELLO HELLO HELLO PRODIGY

YES THAT'S YOU

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

HELLO....I KNOW IT'S ME!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

*pokes*

are you sure?

*prods*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

*giggles*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

*prodprodprodprodprod*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

CHAMPIONEES!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

yaay! :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

Jennifer Garner

looks more masculine than the bloke she's married to.

Shitty Electra.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

she's lully :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

I wouldn't with yours.

But you would, so that's ok.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

*attempts lame 'Ring of Confidence' joke*

*fails*

Nicely done!

Edit: I think I've managed to confuse myself...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

*snuggle*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

*snuggles*

Hello lovely! - I've got some Marzipan for you!

Edit: Strangely, that sounds like some form of euphemism, but I can assure you, it's not. :-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

Joy of joys!

You lovely, lovely man.

How did it go? Gaz if you like.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

very lovely :)

textures and colours really balance well

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

woo yeah!

thats pfg *click*

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

I can appreciate it took some time..

But there is just something that doesn't feel right about it..and I can't put my finger on it. Not being nasty when I say this btw.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

The eyes are great :)

(

Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

Nice eyes...

:o)

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

I hate it.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

Brief Encounter script, page 53 - Working Draft.

Beware the TOAP! Beware!

slightly more legible here.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

hahaha

*cuts to uncensored hardcore porn*

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

um ris?

what's brief encounters?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

Ridiculously Inept Sumerians?

Edit: WHAT'S BRIEF ENCOUNTER?????

Are you fecking kidding?

Edit: Sorry, that was rude. But Google is your friend, and IMDB, too.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

I'm crying because of your harsh remarks.... :)

I just googled....I guessed it was a movie though.

Another classic that I haven't seen...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

Despite my efforts above,

It is a truly great film. A wonderful slice of classic British cinema, and worth your time.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

*adds to list of movies to see*

I think at last count I've seen about 40 films total I can probably still list them as well...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Well, make sure you add Powell & Pressburger's

'The 49th Parallel' to the list as well.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

Hahahah

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

It's good to see romance still exists, even if it is on an internet forum with social recluses and fatties

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

Will you marry me?

*produces ring*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

Indeed.

Sadly, I'm able to tick both both of those categories.
Ah well.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

*proffers hugs*

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

*accepts graciously*

Most kind, most kind.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

NSFW

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

*office smirk*

most excellent!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

Hehehe,

Thar dirty slut!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

Grunty, you are a very naughty man

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

This is true.

But I mean well.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

Pffft

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

Hahaha

Standard car argument no 69

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

69, eh?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

69 DUDE!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

WHOA

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

EXCELLENT!

*diddledoodoo diddledoodoo*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

Why didn't I see this before!?

:D

I do love this film. I remember studying it and one of my fellow classmates saying

'so where were the aliens then?'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

Indy 4 was a little off the map.

I did enjoy it, though. The opening 30 minutes are worth the ticket price alone :D

What should I draw the'day?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

Shhh!!

I'm going to see it tonight!
:D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

I was careful not to post a spoiler :D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

WHAT!!! CGI gophers do not feature heavily in the plot?

'Tears up tickets and wanders off forlorn'

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

cgi gophers, indeed

think they may have had a spare few grand of budget kicking about and thought it'd really add to the film. like in the 'remastered' star wars films with all the cgi fucking about. waste of time, I'm glad this point has been raised

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

^_^

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

I can't wait to see it now!

I don't care if there's no story, I just want to see the action.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

It was Kevin Spacey all along!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

and it turns out Bruce Willis was dead...

SHABADOO!*

*shabadoo being the technical term for the twist at the end of an M. Night Shyamalan film.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

I'd wanted to watch Sixth Sense for a while,

then my english teacher ruined the ending, so I won't bother.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

SHABADOO!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

The crime solving dog?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

I would have gotten away with it too,

if it wasn't for you fucking cunts.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

Why did they never say that in the cartoon?

It'd have made it much more watchable.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

SHABADOO!

uncensored

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

I thought he was a crime solving dog?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

Bruce Willis?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

no he's a tallented writer director producer and sometimes star of his own films.

He follows a strickt policy of one alright film, one shit one, one alright film, one shit one, and so on.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

Not the dog thing then?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

He is an ok writer and director.

He has a good eye for how a story should work. But he has been served copyright infringement(sp?) notices for most of his films. Most notably Signs. It was a direct copy of a low budget film made several years earlier.

Still a good director.

(

Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

The butler did it!!

spoiler
sorry

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

how dare you

i was off to see the mousetrap this eveing as well.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

hahahahahaa

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

Soz

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

don't get your hopes up for the second half

solid, but in a direction one wishes it hadn't gone to

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

Not space, I hope...

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

like a poorly aimed turd?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

exactly that

plop.

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

Mick Aston did it

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

formulaic and summarised on wikipedia

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

My sentiments exactly...

utter nonsensical tosh, but in a very enjoyable way....

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

whats this about you not going to the bash?!

*slaps*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

Neice's first birthday coincides....

I'd managed to persuade the missus that she wanted to spend her birthday do with you lot... but hadn't reckoned on the fluff power of a one year old.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

Charley Patton impaling jelly babies on a cocktail stick

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

i hated it and was very close to walking out....

the mini advert with mr glove box man was excellent though!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

I was gonna do my stuff

hiya fella

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

eeoop our kid!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

king b(?) and Joe S

How goes guys?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

Grand Stn, ta

Busy though... flitting in and out today

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

TJ: Did you catch Bond on R4, Saturday afternoon, byw?

It was brill!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

IVES.

Hello :D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

I agree

my reaction was "At least they didn't fuck it up"

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

SECRET FILES!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!

nice work, i like the colouring on it.

also this lickle Indy sketch is delightful.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

in the next frame

he rips her throat out and then feasts on her flesh.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

sweeeeeeeeeeeeet...........

*horns*

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

Feasting: yes.

Ripping: No.
:D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

total unrelated tj

found this on the msn website, was this created by a b3tan?

tech.uk.msn.com/features/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=7726954&imageindex=6

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

you mean it isn't real?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

I think so, but I could be wrong.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

nimbo cumulus goatse!

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

Hehe - you said cum

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

:D always appropriate

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

"Your gonna eat lightning, and your gonna crap thunder!"

Ahhh, I miss olde Mick :-(

*first post* .. I wish I'd thought of something better :-/

(

noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Hi there :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

What should you draw the'day?

A better ending

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

Hahahaha

This is TOTALLY what happened. (also avoids spoling)

You should do Joan of Arc as a hedgehog, sexy hedgehog

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

An obese, naked, downs syndrome rabbit

rolling around in a paddling pool full of piss and faeces whilst muscular rottweilers look on and wank.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

with tits

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

...off their owners

who are midget punks and are all chained together through their bellends and nipples

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

could you draw a man playing a guitar.

a folk inspired one.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

draw Indiana Jones.

you did lots of Indy themed pics, but never the man himself. Or draw Irina Spalko, who was dead sexy in the film. (and excellently played by Blanchett)

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

Hahaha!

I bloody love that pic :D

(

Weetobix, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

Well obviouslt SA indy!

Did they over CG it? This was my main concern.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

i didn't think so.

they used it mainly for scenery and stunts, the things it should be used for. so no CGI whips or gunshots.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

Good

That's what I love about the old ones. The special effects were genious just not CG.
It's overused too much. I remember an interview with Michael Caine about the batman film. He said that when he was the bit with batman standing on top of the narrow point of a sky scraper, 'That the best CG I've ever seen'. The director then told he that they'd actually chained a stuntman to the top of the building. I think that says a lot.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

fisting

and lots of it

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

always this^

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

ME! playing ukulele! i has my first gig today :D

also i like the crayons :)

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

I have to say

I was not impressed by the film. Not at all.
I was nearly in tears, I was so angry at Spielberg for bollocking it up.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

I enjoyed it too. But the ending was garbage.

Oh, and gophers coding a CGI George Lucas to fuck off.

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 27 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

CG aliens fucking up a movie

wait...been done

Scarlet attemting to encourage 1000 monkeys to write a novel

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

That's a beautiful thing happening there.

Maybe he needs the "Lucas Whipserer"

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

I'm blaming lack of sleep for this one

...but I'm posting it anyway!

my site

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

That is a silly joke.

Woo.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

I like his little beard

+ woo

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

Hahahah

(

ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

arf

I read a book about the holy grail once - it concluded that the grail is actually an eggcup. And it's somewhere in Rugby.

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

what about the one where JC was bonking Mary Magdeline?

and what about the idea St Peter was a rabbit?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

it may have been the same book

there was someone in a Ford Capri in it

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

but if it had a Ford Prefect, it would have been far superior.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

They will be parked in a river up to the horses hocks some where North of Dinas Powys

in next to no time, I guarantee you.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

we all require a spanking!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

Yes, but do you like the picture.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

that is hardly the point

is it?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

*spanks*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

*Types 'Holy Grail' into Garmin*

Blimey ! It Works !
Who'd have thought it ?
*Tries Eldorado*

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

"gwhere are you going. Marcoos?"

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

I went on to google map the other day. It was very depressing

I wanted to see the house I grew up in that my folks sold about 8 years ago.
I couldn't even recognise it. They chopped down some massive tree including the one my brother planted before he died and you couldn't recongise the building.
It was very upsetting:(

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

Oooh, Enigma!

click here for ever so slighty bigger

(icassu, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

He's seen the scrummiest cake ever, he has.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

Or he has just sat on mothers Sock Darning Mushroom

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

That's the price you pay for scrummy cake.

Uncomfortable seating.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

Why am I uncomfortably sweating whilst I have no scrummy cake?

Eh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

Sweating is entirely different.

That means you shall have scrummy lady parts on your face later.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

*lights candle under chair*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

HELLO!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

HI!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

Like, OMG.

How goes it? How's my little gorgeous?

Pull your trousers up dude, you know what I meant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

what have i told you about using the word little?

=D

she's totally braw and the mrs is totally braw i on the other hand am not.
my paternity leave is over and i'm back at work =(

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

hello Phexy

congrats an that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

hi nibs

cheers matey

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

Paternity leave sucks

I think I work for one of the few companies where (I'm not 100% sure this is right but I'm 99.9% sure) the paternity leave is the same as the maternity.

*hug* poor you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

maternity leave is 6 months full pay

paternity leave is two weeks at £100 per week

*dons batman costume and climbs to the top of Edinburgh castle*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

Aye but I thikn my company does more

on top of statutory.

In fact I'm sure of it, the parental leave packages are apparently shit hot here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

my company is just shit

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

Work for a massive

faceless corporation....

Actually, don't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

^this

they will CRUSH YOUR SOUL

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

i work for a mid size corporation

with a face, a face i'd happily slap

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

Phwoar.

Film it. Do it in a kilt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

while sipping malt whisky?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

PHwoar, hell yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

You've had a child!!

Congrats!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

not me personally

but cheers!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

Now that would've been cool!

Painful, but cool.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

i'd have been in the papers!

daily sport probably

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

MAN HAS CHILD ON MOON - ANGER AT FAKE PICS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

i always laugh at those headlines

PICTURES OF SOME FEMALE CELEBS TITS

stars anger at fake pics

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

HUZZAH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

"you can't have your cake and eat it

at least not without perforated buttocks"

was the original saying. They shortenend it in the 70's.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

"...unless you're a greedy baker"

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

cleft lip

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

The cake is a lie

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

... ve

the cake is alive, don't eat it, you'll kill it's cakey spirit.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

How dare you insult cake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

you'll find I dare do a great many things madam

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

*crosses legs*

Well that's me told.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

*crosses eyes*

who said that?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

*crosses palm with silver*

It was MEEEE!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

*crosses fingers behind back*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:05, archived)

*cross*

RAR

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

*cro*w

CAW!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

Be a crow like in the Jungle Book.

Ahh, that's good old fashioned family racism.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

there were crows in the jungle book?

are you thinking of Dumbo?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

No, the ones in the jungle book.

www.cracked.com/article_15677_9-most-racist-disney-characters.html

edit: I'm a fucking tard, they were vultures. IGNORE ME.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

9. the merchant from aladdin
8. sebastian from the little mermaid
7. the crows from DUMBO
6. king louie from the jungle book
5. the siamese twin gang from chip n dale
4. sunflower the centaus from fantasia
3. the indians from peter pan
2. uncle remus from the song of the south
1. thursday from mickey mouse and the boy thursday

apology accepted

edit: *tries to ignore, can't*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

is he swallowing a lemon flavoured wasp that has gone off

or is he looking at a 1970's tennis players naked arse while cranking one out with vigor?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

"cranking one out with vigor"!!!!

I shall use that next time instead of "Furious self-abuse"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

always remember to have a tub of vigor with you

and also a tub of glee, to rub your hands with afterwards

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

in b4 alan turing shroud

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

oh god, I have got a feeling

THAT I MAY FANCY HIM.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

The thought of you slobbering over his little niblets

has got me all of a dither.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

*chains mug to radiator*

poor Turing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

Chains mug to radiator???

I know that is a ref I should be getting...But I can't think.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

The more discerning of his Hut 8 conferees saw deeper personality layers of subtlety and erudition, although it was difficult for anyone to understand why he needed to attach his tea mug to a radiator pipe with a combination lock.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

Ha ha cheers

I was confusing it with another crypto type who used to habituablly never drink from the same tea mug twice (name escapes me)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

Yay

Someone who knows about Turing! I'd aplogise for melding him with Mr. Williams, but he *was* sent down for being a whoopsie. Also, I was totally making a political statement.

(icassu, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

haha

like "We can't have gays in the army, cos they'll so totally bum everyone instead of fighting, because gays can't keep control of their parts, unlike normal people"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

I thinking more of "Ban the killer apples!" Daily Mail stylee, but that works too.

(icassu, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

welcome a/board new person

you even got everything right, it can't last.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

We'll see. ;)

Also, hello!

(icassu, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

Is that you, Prunesy?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

yay!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

hahaha

yes to Bergerac.. Always reminds me of the classic Alan Partidge joke

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

*waiting*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

oh right!

It's where he's discussing Cyrano De Bergerac with a french guy, and starts talking about how to most British people, the quintessential Bergerac will always be John Nettles

Classic piece of little england thinking..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

Shit

I thought I had seen them all :(

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

haha

I fucking hate MAC AC

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

Ooohh,Matron!

nice.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

Hi there icassu

good post :) looks like you've already read the faq.

Shop a kitten, you'll never leave.

Incidentally my computer keeps telling me it's a woman. I don't believe it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

Hello thar

Cheers! and thanks for the welcome. :)

(icassu, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

hehehehhehe!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

I tell you...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

Those dastardly freemasons,

when will they learn?

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

Their time will come...

on the learning bus of life.

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

Lets hope they don't go under the wheels of the bus go round and round.

Sata andagi!

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:35, archived)

"the wheels of the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round"

"the wheels of the bus go up and down, in and out, mlng mlng mlgn burst into flames"
"ice cream"

-traditional

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

Ice cream youce cream

we all scream for there is a psycho with a gun breaking into our school again.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

\o/

yay!

ah, aint it fun, you never know when some chainsaw toting nutbasket will turn up and kill everyone

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

Nutbaskets!

I'm going to have to make breakfast now.
I don't know how, or what, or if I will ever return.
But if I don't, tell my wife...I....lo- wait a second, never mind, I don't have a wife.

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

you ate her in 1953

with the last of the sprouts

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

I don't like sprouts :[

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ClanSoul, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

did you bury her?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

anon

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

Anon Traditional

nobody really knows who he is but just can't stop doing what he does

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

like that guy

John "Bacchus" Dykes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

no, I hate him

he stole my wallet and my last bottle of wine

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:46, archived)

wrote some bloody great stuff though!

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

yeah, what a prolific bastard!

something in every style!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

the rotters!

how dare they!?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:35, archived)

another magical post

you lovely man

cu-lick

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

You have fine art

woo!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

ANECDOTE TIME - gather around children.

I have a good friend who often sleep walks and when he does this (if left unchecked to carry out his noctournal wanderings) he will either strighten or hide pictures and then go back to bed. His girlfriend is an artists and they have hunners of pictures all owwa the house.

... his uncle was a Grand Pumba or something or a Masonic Lodge and wants him to join up.

Freaky-deaky!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

apparently not...

I was just trying to express how, although the above concept seems magnificent and fantasical, it's also grounded in reality which, rather than making the above concept more real reaffirms in me the magnificence of reality and the fantasticalness of human behavior.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

"Gets some kind people to lead the Prof away"

and give him a nice cup of tea and a biscuit and a sit down. ;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

Right angled bastards!

'ning all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

ning brooms

y'alreet?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

Tired, but otherwise fluffy...

Cork is not an exciting place, I've realised.

How's yerself?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

pfft

cock

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

An excellent renaming suggestion....

Though I'm not going to be the one to tell the Irish Tourist Board...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

nonsense, Cork is an anagram of ROCK

I am ookaay, there are no bosses here today so I am doing sod all

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

Ace!

I have lots of w*rk as penance for having a holiday.

Which is why I'm on here instead.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 27 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

My mate's dad is a mason.

They get the best free pens EVER. They're really, really nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

careful, you'll anger the goat!!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

See /links

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

most splendid indeed

i've now posted this reply 3 times, where has it gone

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

*looks up with half chewed post sticking out of her mouth*

Hmm?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

eaten by a blue-gilled metablenny

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

*waggles gills provocatively*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

i fear it may just randomly appear somewhere on the board

i hate it when that happens

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

haha

:D

I hate it when that happens

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

What cunts.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

prefuckingcisely!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

Hahaha

Damn you TGA!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

that's correct. We need to make sure they're level and on the square...

/excellent stuff :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

Agreed & Ning Squire

Hows tricks?

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 27 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

very well thanks, squire, hope the same goes for you :)

/worth a trip over to /links if you fancy a laugh

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

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