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# Sorry, more politics (and a rehashmash) - David Blunkett in today's Sun :
"Those who object to our defensive measures live in a world of exaggeration, hype and fear-mongering."


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Gawd 'elp us.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I object to EVERYTHING that walking insult stands for
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# agreed


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# "Those who object to our defensive measures live in a world of exaggeration, hype and fear-mongering."
No Mr Blunkett....I'm fairly sure the exaggeration, hype and fear-mongering are why we have defensive measures...

"Look out, darkies!"
*presses red button*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# That does it.
I'm moving to switzerland.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Steve McQueen's motorcycle is being repaired
You will have to delay your (attempted) great escape until it has its handlebars straightened.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hahah Blunkett
cock of the highest order

"Biometrics will make identity theft and multiple identity impossible - not nearly impossible, impossible"

"12-legged arsecrabs will invade from Mars, and set up a giant pants-generating ray in Stoke - this *will* happen - not *might* happen - *will* happen"

which is more likely?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I for one welcome our new dodecapedal martian overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# was one of them engaged to
a dianacapedal martian overlady?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Yup.
Unfortunately their ceremonial Mercedioid hover-cruiser hit a bit of a problem in a black hole on the way to meet his dad.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# ggggrrrrrrrgh
fucking hell David Blunkett is a hypocritical CUNT of the highest order.. no wonder the Sun hired him!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Strange Robot with a Duck in a Bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Give me back my duck!
(__, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# thats no moon!
*edit* how rude of me. WOO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Woo! But
How does he hold it?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Haha
I probably should've turned my speakers down before clicking that
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# UP!
You should turn them up. To 11 if at all possible.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# A Buck for a ducket . . .
A ducket for a buck . . . but does that duck in a bucket really . . . quack ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# if it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck
it could still be a very well-disguised chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I cry . . . FOWL !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Excellent as always, Mr Man!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# WOO YAY
how long does the film last?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# nearly an armful
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Pffft
(__, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# is it wrong that i'm looking forward to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# probably
... I've decided not to go and watch films I know will be shit -- hence I'm not going to see THE (distinctly average) HULK
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# it was actually really good
you're missing out
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I seriously doubt that
the Ang Lee one was massively under-ratted... I've heard such terrible terrible things about this both from reviews and people I trust -- I'm not saying I don't trust you, just that you're a soft film nancy who doesn't know his Mars Attacks from his Elm Street
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# also - if you go and see films which you know are bad
it give hollywood no incentive to make good films.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Distinctly average is an overstatement.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# well after George Lucas raped my childhood with Indy Jones IV last month
and everyone saying The Happening is boring, I really can't be bothered with the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# there was a beautiful golden period where I could see no wrong at the start of the year
... it reminded me of why I love going to the cinema and showed up all the rancid crap that we usually have to trudge through for what it is -- rancid crap.

I'm not paying good money to see shit films any more -- I don't mind going and finding out a film is shit; but I'm not going to go any more when I know it will be a waste of my time - that's what DVDs and Tuesday nights are for.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Bilbo...

Are you watching me? Alreet sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Fan-bleedin'-tastic
Have a richly deserved *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# What "ICBM" really stands for
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# happy breakfast is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# eggs ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Pfff!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Pfffffft
I grinned like a look at that - nice one
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:28, archived)
# excellent sir
but it would have been more excellent in the morning, you should post it tomorrow in the ningles
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# dont i know it!
only £3.50 in the local greasy spork
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# what do you tend to go for
or is it a set offering?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# the MEGA
2 rashers bacon, egg, bubble, chips, sausage, beans, black pudding, mushrooms, 2 slice toast or bread, coffee or tea FTFW!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
good call.

I have recently been brought around to potato farls and soda bread.... and I've lived in Scotland so long ADB isn't ADB without haggis.

Chips is an interesting bone of contention - I'm not sure they should be included in the ADB
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Chips have no place in the All Day Breakfast.
You'll be wanting the Builder's breakfast for your chips.

Hash Browns or more toats with the ADB
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# i would prefer hash browns to chips
but life is not always fair.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# how wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# M?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Q?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Now do incontinent breakfast
*cracks whip*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Yikes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# You have the right to remain silent?
Nice. I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I approve of this on one condition
that it doesn't start peope reposting all the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of i[insert pointlessness here] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# that being said this is an original take
on an unoriginal idea. Kudos to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# a google image search would suggest otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# oh well
fuck it - I was looking for something nice to say to the poor cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Charming!
I am neither poor OR a cunt! Ooh hang on , I AM poor :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# well
work on being more cuntish and you'll prove me 100% correct.

... also - I live in Edinburgh, Cunt is a term of endearment
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# ya lovable cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Ooh thankee...
er, you smashing cunt. It feels rather beastly calling you that :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# well - try it out a couple of times,
once you've worn off the edges it trips nicely off the tongue.

how's GTA going?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Slow...
...sir. It's bloody huge and, as usual, you're always worried about missing something. If you know what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# That was a PROPER
bandwagon-and-'alf...

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# bindum in Private Eye about 3 years ago
but I smiled nevertheless
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# arf! - sorry Prof UnderCover
mine, done when the polis were recording an MP's conversations.


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# This is about the only thing you've ever done that I get.
Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# where did I go wrong !
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# oh noes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Hahah :D
Brilliant!
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# 'Noon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# this makes me want to rub against you.
purring
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hehe
nice and subtle :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Awwwwww
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# smug bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# he has the look!
smug c-word
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# fab
ulous
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Also - this tin can isn't air tight
and the funnel looks likely to burn up on re-entry... poor Mr. Spoon, stuck in the airless vacume of Space for eternity...

GOD DAMN YOU MRS. SPOON!!!! Why didn't you stop him applying for that PPARC grant? You knew! You knew how it would end, but you wanted the fame and the glory...! It's the beagle 2 all over again.

also - woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# HA HA HA
... erm - I mean - what a terrible loss, our thoughts are with his family
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# THERE IS NO SPOON
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# no - not any more
... won't someone think of his teaspoons.... and his interracial misstress the spatual.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# and poor cousin spork...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# yes
poor retarded spork... he'll never truly understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hes training to be a garden hoe
bless him
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# where would you fortify in the event of a zombie outbreak?
i thought heathrow airport would be good. Good security, probably guns there and you could steal a light aircraft if you had to get away. Also mcdonalds ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Glass windows present quite an issue at maccyds
I think You want 1 a vantage point, 1 entrance/exit with several bottlenecks and access to food, water and supplies.

The airport's good because there's a lot of open space to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hmm
can you fly a plane?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Common mistakes in amateur photography...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Haha I thought we were heading for a standard lolparkinsons there
underestimate monkeon at your peril...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# heheh, i did an animated one of his tourist snaps that was a bit similar,
only he couldn't see the problem because his hands were shaking while viewing them. :P

edit: how rude of me - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# haha i like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Now that's a quality post!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# No sticker required
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *click*
You had me at Back To The Future :)
(Lord NAgasaki, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hahahah, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I Likey Mikey Muchly
(Dr Frank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I'm messing about with optical illusions. (Yip, bored at work)
Stare at the black dot in the middle of the picture (move your head close - it helps). If you stare hard enough, the picture will probably go completely grey.
Then, when the picture changes you'll (hopefully) see a black and white image in colour! (until you look away) *

*may not work on dogs, colour blind people or the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I fell for it.


Edit: hang on, I am all confused. As you can probably tell. Oh dear. Dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# It's not a trick.
It is only a 2 frame GIF - the 2nd one is only greyscale.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# fell for what?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Your mother in that dress
Phwoooaaar.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Needs more
Blessed..

*woo btw*
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# WOO!
you're twisting my melon man.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# my eyes hurt
but it works.
reddish tint to the bag and lots of blue in the ice.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Haha that actually works!
Woo and a click!

EDIT and fantastic source material. Yay and houpla!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Ta. Here's the original
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# that really does work! most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# It worked
until I blinked
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# cor, that's a bit freaky for a second!
then i looked away in panic and normality was restored.

also, i like your ALT tag. :P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# thats awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# wow! cool
is that because my retinas are burned?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I think it must have an adverse affect on your eyesight
because I just read that as "my retinas are bummed".
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# mine too!
i read yours as retinas burnmed!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# wow it works!
how cool
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I had a go at one of them


(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# the world has gone black and white!!!!
*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I say chaps...


Jolly good afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *cli-hick*
Oh my yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# why Sue Perkins?
bleh!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Better that Mel Giedroyc!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Sue is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ^this
such a waste
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Because she's:
fit
funny
fit
clever
FIT
FIT
FIT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# So, let me get this clear, it's because she's
clever?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Yes.
Partially.

I was watching her last night being tudor bless her, getting pissed out of her head constantly and berating that guy (who is also quite nice but nowhere near as nice as Sue) and I fell in love with her all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# she's very attractive too
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# That's what I mean
excuse my regional colloquialisms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I was making a funny
making completely failing to make
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# And she looks even better in glasses.
And as she needs them anyway, she looks better ALL THE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
*looks down*

What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? IT IS! MY PRECIOUS TORSO!

*runs into an igloo*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# There's free backstage passes for gay girls in glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i liked her with the 70s hair
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# link?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
#
image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/06/11/suppersizers460.jpg
also how much does giles coren look like julian barrette there?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Oh shit.
Seriously, I want to make sweet, sweet love to that picture.

Marvellous.

And yes, he does, but that just makes him better (I love a bit of Barrett, Fielding can sod off).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# if it wasn't for the fact that i'd met you and one or two key deviations i would swear that you are me...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Hah, I tend to share similarities with my male friends.
Which says everything you need to know about me, really. One of the lads, always have been. Even if the lads that I'm one of were not totally one of the LADS lads themselves.

Does that make sense? Fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# yes it does.
because its an echo of a conversation i had years ago

"adam tries to hard, he just want to be one of the lads"
"we're not lads though"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I think I'm one of the chaps.
Not the lads. I'm more of a chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# thats more like
i think its safe to say i will never be a bloke or a lad, chap and fellow are more my aspirations really.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
What ho, chap. I'm off for a pipe or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# a chap needs facial hair
or a centre parting... or must be more than 18% HARRIS Tweed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I can do a centre parting.
Not at the moment though, for I have my hair up in a chignon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i own a harris tweed blazer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# She is fantastic
That telly thing with Giles Coren has been well worth watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# That's his name! Thank you.
He's a bit nice too.

I love how they snipe at each other, it's similar to my relationship with my best mate.


edit: actually he's very nice too data1.blog.de/blog/m/mel-dj/img/Giles_Coren.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Bit short
but the facial hair does win him brownie points.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# he's too short for you?
oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Sue might just make him look shorter...
I wouldn't know.

Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# don't be knocking the small people.
napolean was diddy and look what he accomplished?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# How tall are you?
You're taller than me. You're taller than me in heels, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i'm 5'6"/7" depending on how i've slept
stupid spine...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# That's not short. I'd call that medium.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# its two inchs shy of average
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I'm two inches over average...
Would you like my inches?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I think it's safe to say Tom would be happy to take your two inches....
....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# By which I mean anally.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Oh really?
I'd never have guessed.


o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I could have meant orally.....
or aurally.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# "Once you go black, you go deaf"
/obligatory Family Guy quote.


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Oh Jeru
You flirt

*sighs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Is it indeed?!
Well I wouldn't have thought that at all had you not said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# humm foot shy of yours truly...
/excessively tall blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# YOU'RE 6'7"????
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# 'fraid so.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# That's nothing to be ashamed of!
Can I please make a little beanstalk and put it next you?

Oh, and a goose which lays golden eggs? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# by all means.
50:50 split on the proceeds of the eggs, and a strategic axe limitation treaty needed, but nothing unsurmountable.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *shakes hand fervently*
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# christ almighty
no wonder you've got a head wound. it'll be all those clouds you keep walking into
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Haha!
I am glad I don't have tea right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# That's pretty much the point.
I'm sure at least one of those inches is composed purely of scar tissue from numerous blows to the cranium...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Except he wasn't actually small at all and the whole idea of him being short is erroneous.
To my memory he was actually above average height for the time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# yes, yes he was
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I think he was saying "Aww, so you wouldn't like MY height :["
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# i sent this with the i player link to m3 the other day
blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/2008/06/last_nights_tv_supersizers_go.html
but he can't watch it cos he don't have a tv licence.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Is that the tudor one?
:D Bless, I loved them eating the pudding stuffed cod.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# 70's
brought back lots of memories, not the fancy stuff but the crispy pancakes and angel delight. bring back the rissole i say.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Excellent, I'll bookmark that then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# the best one was the restoration one for me.
where giles was just hammered because he was only allowed to drink beer and wine
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Good lord, no.
None of these. :P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I forget which one she is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# this one
www.rdfmanagement.com/clients/images/pic_sue_perkins_lg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I think I prefer the other one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# The FIT one
with the glasses
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I had a science teacher who was just like her.
Like, THE SAME.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Did she also tilt her head slightly to the side like a dog?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# by my calculations based on Time On Telly x Number Of Hilariousisms,
Mel would've had time to do both.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# MEL??
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I had a science teacher who looks like the vector of Trelly in her profile.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# please, this is freaking me out
:(
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Just don't think of Sue Perkins entirely naked rubbing herself against a transparent surface
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *reverse spluff*
*bumjizz*

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Am I allowed to think about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I encourage it.
Think of her in the shower, then you get the transparent surface and water running off her too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# What a lovely thought.
I'm going to take it with me while I go for a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# No.
If you do cockroaches will burst out of your clitoris.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Dark haired one
of Mel & Sue.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# The one who...[insert memorable feat here]
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# reminds me of Sonic the Hedgehog
and so it's good.

Also - it's good in and of itself, which is also good.

Good show.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hehe
I was in a nostaigic mood yesterday and was looking up old tv programs... Found an episode of Gamesmaster so I watched the first challenge... Some fairly steriotypical kid comes on to get 150 gold rings on sonic, and boasts he'll get 160... The fecker even managed it too. I really wanted him to fail at that....

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# a proper topper chopper propeller?
that's hella good, fella.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# HA yes :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Loverly!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# That's not the Greek flag!
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Or..
The German flag..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# or a danish one
which would be correct, i'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Force of the hoover hat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# a very poor follow on from that

but not that poor.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# what's he doing and who's that stripper he's with
and why is that woman only got one leg, what's happening, where am I, is it time for my pills yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# ACE
pill time is the best time of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# so why do you wait?
do it!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# that's not a real satlight dish!!
admit it!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Why is he walking outside a cartoony Mario brothers style wall?
Nice work though - topshop!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Ha ha!
*bop*

*shroooom*

*blip*

*beyop-beyop-beyop-beyop*
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i don't know
he's in russia
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Then shouldn't it be Tetris?
(Lord NAgasaki, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Classical art ... Brian Blessed ... what more could you want...?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Haha
escherblaaaaaaaaaaarbtastic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# haha
I didn't expect that
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Fan-fucking-tastic
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# this sir is excellent
clickage
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Very very woosome
HOOPLA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# This post has
EVERYTHING
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Cor!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# bloody hell it arty in here today innit?
excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I clicked because it is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Braw!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# very nice sir
top shattering.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Arf and Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# YESS!!
MUCH WOONESS TO YOU.

YAY FOR BRIAN.


SORRY FOR SHOUTING.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I won't jinx it by saying FP NOW!
But

FP NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# FP this now, dammit!
excellent!


edit, oh mindpissage
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# All I can say is..
go to 1:23 of this..

(It would be advisable to turn your speakers slightly down)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1gwVIhJ8II
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
king marvelous

*clicks*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# spactacular!
clickywoo!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# hahah, D'OH! i just clicked 'i like this' on my own reply...
*>o<*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# narcissism at it's best
:)

nice goatse
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *closes curtains*
i was just, um...trying something.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Oof, you clever bogger!
Thought it was fab, about to click, then it only goes an animates so I clicks double 'ard I do!! Bravo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# i wish i could shop :(
I clicked to you.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Fantastic!
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Proper ace!
I loled properly then!

Brian BLAAAAARBssed

The BLAAARRB bandwagon is one that i dont tire of.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# aceness
classic :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# this is class!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# that's fecking fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Order...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I know the bloke who wrote the Club jingle.
In your next meeting could you discuss why round garibaldis are so much nicer than rectangular ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# iiiffff ya like a lot of chocolate
on your busuit, join our club!


I CANNOT believe I just remembered that

that and "Trio! Treeee-eee-hooooo" etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I miss trios.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# ^this
and Wagon Wheels at the original size they used to be at
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# They may have always been that size
Its just your hands that got bigger..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
#
bigger hairier
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# well I do have to shave the palms of my hands more often....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Well
At least we might get Marathons back - www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-565849/Farewell-Snickers-Marathon-bars-make-comeback.html
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I think I may weep with joy!
now all we need are wispa bars
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Yeah
They brought them back and then took them away again. Woss all that about?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *shakes fist*
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# They have been back for several months.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I'm not sure you can still get them
They were around for a while not so long back but I haven't seen one lately. Think Cadbury's only did it for the publicity.

If you can still get them, tell me where, please?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# that's my laptop!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Years ago there was a great poster ad for a health club in Edinburgh
showing a rather large lady on an exercise bike.

The line was :
"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club."

Great ad which won awards but unfortunately I can't find an image on teh interweb...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# There's a tanning salon on the outskirts of Oxford just opening up
called Sun of a Beach.


Made me chuckle, so it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I want to open a sandwich shop called
baguette it up ya
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# there's a mobile sandwich bar round here
called the noshing shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# that's good
but not as good as baguette it up ya...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I want a shop called Cunts on Parade
but I don't know what sort of shop it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# erm....
a knocking shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Good Lord man, I would never be involved in such a venture!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# that's why they'd never suspect it was you
... it's the prefect crime... the other perfect crime is when you start killing people and only stop when everyone who would question your death rampage is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# it's a pair of plans
that are growing on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# something a bit like Tescos
but more sweary ... with knobs instead of bar codes... and sawdust on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Autobiography shop.
Most of the people that write them are cunts.

Either that, or leathers to match motorbikes. And lids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I remember that
was surprised at the time they could get away with stealing the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# What an honour to know the guy who wrote that jingle.
Is he a bit of an arse?

I'm sorry but we don't eat garibaldis in this club.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Nah, he's a lovely chap.
He's not in jingles any more, he started a ridiculously successful company (that I work for, hence why I know him).

Round garibaldis are ace. Do you eat gingernuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Actually I love gingernuts...
but don't tell the others...

also I like Oreos greatly despite them being chocolate flavoured as opposed to having chocolate on them.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Oreos taste of gravel. Well, to me.
But then I do smoke.

My mum makes chili and honey biscuits, they're lovely. Not too hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *wishes gravel tasted like Oreos...*
Oreos are the official food of the universe.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Nah, bacon sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# you've shattered my illusions now
my dad told me HE wrote that jingle...

But he does tend to make stuff up, so you think I'd have learned by now!
(devilstickz, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Well I was told this on my induction day, by the guy.
And I have no reason to believe him to be a liar. He seems like a lovely chap, and looks like my grandpa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# So did Harold Shipman
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# what does his company do?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I once tried to chat up
the heiress to the McVities biscuit empire.
I did not succeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# did you try and show her your hobnob?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# She wasn't interested in my pair
of ginger nuts.

/obvious biscuit gag #11354
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# did you try and get your hands on her tunnoks tea cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Did you touch her on the cunt,


/fail
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# That jingle reminds me of the latest Coldplay single.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# what!
are you mad, round garibaldis? heathen, burn her!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# No FUCK OFF I want to be dunked.
Let's keep to the biccie theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *ties to dunking stool*

*boils kettle*

*pours into giant cup*

*boils kettle again*

*pours into giant cup*

*boils kettle again*

this is going to take bloody ages, do you want milk and sugar as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Coffee or tea?
Tea is milk and one, coffee is no milk and one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Spoken like a true Jew!
C]:0D

EDIT: I am a belmer! I meant to reply to the bacon sandwich post . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hah, at no point did I accuse him of being too thin and force him to eat a massive dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
gleeee!

EDIT: Where's my grandchildren already!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I can get a finger in your trouser waistband.
Sit down, I'll get you a sandwich.

I said SIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# "you want a sandwich?"
"i don't want a sandwich"
"i'll get you a sandwich"
"i don't want a sandwich"
"you want beef?"
"i don't want beef"
"i'll get you some beef"
"thank you"
"are you going to look at it all day or are you going to eat it, already?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# It's very confusing when young men channel my grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# young men, what are you talking about, eh?
there's more than one person doing my act?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Time for your sherry Gramma.
Look, countdown's on. Get your dictionary out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# pah, i don't need a dictionary.
i like the challenge of countdown :) and catchphrase. god i love catchphrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# It's wrong now that other bloke does it
I love University Challenge and take it very seriously.

Quizzes are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# oh god yeah.
paxman in any form is ace. the fact that sheffield got to the final was double ace. that i knew the american guy on our team is a nightmare. that i know another irritating tosser on next years team is as well
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Paxo FTW definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# you are mel gibson
aicmfp! oi vay!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Your number one dirty jew fan, Mel Gibson.
Family Guy, for the RISsers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Remember to put the milk in first
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# No, you fucking idiot
i detest people who do this.

milk goes in last for both tea and coffee. 1. so that you don;t pour boiling water on your milk. 2. the emulsion of the milk on the teabag causes a problem with the brewing of the tea in the cup. 3. how do you know how much milk you want? you don't know how strong your brew is going to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I do it
boil kettle
put bag in
wait for water to stop wobbling
pour water on teabag
play with teabag in water for a bit
take teabag out
put sugar in
put milk in dribble by dribble until there's enough
take into living room
pick up PS3 controller
let tea go cold again. Damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I commend the harshness of your reply,
however, I prefer the milk to go in first. Coffee, more importantly so. If the water is too hot, it scalds the coffee making it bitter. It also tastes nicer. And it does not work buy letting the kettle cool either. Latte anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I've got a terrible first
effort that I did for here involving club, but it'd sully your woosome post, so I won't do it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Go for it...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Nah, it's that bad
have a link to it instead.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Woo! for shy postings.
...poor seal though.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Yeah
he never did get his chocolate :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I wish I was called Terry Titcrush
Fantastic stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# we can call you Terry Titcrush
would that be enough?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# It would go some of the way, for sure.
Today at work is fucking shite and being called Terry Titcrush would be second only to large amounts of beer in making it better.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien Hurst, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Watch your back Tel.
We know that you've been snacking on chocolateless biscuits.

Your days are numbered.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# i like milk chocolate digestives best
(I helped save b3ta! Damien Hurst, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# do you make them into sandwiches
by melting the chocolate and sticking them together?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Why, it's my long lost cousin
who is also called Terry Titcrush!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahahaha aceness
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
#
reminds me of this :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# haha!
Never seen that one.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Is Super Jet Shoes about?
I have just been into Woolworths and popped this on the shelves, from his compo entry "Ronseal plots"

(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Haha for reals?
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Yup :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# thats ace!
and because Woolworths use display cases it'll probably be there for ages.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I'm hoping so
I am going to check daily on my way to get dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I hope someone tries to buy it
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Yes!
Do more!
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# "Real World B3ta
Terrorism"

There's this weeks image challenge, right there!

Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# That would be an awesome
(if slightly dangerous) challenge.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# But awesome
yes.

It'd be like a whole country of deranged 'Banksy's'...

Yes yes yes. Make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Do it do it Do it do it Do it do it Do it do it Do it do it
Do itDo it doDo it do it it DoDoDo it do it it do it Do
Do it do Do it do it it
Do it do iDo it do it t Do it do it
Do it dDo it do it o it it do it it do itDo it do it dDo Do it do it Do it do it it do it o it Do it do it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Done!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post177053
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hooray! Hooray!
Nice one!

EDIT: I'm glad you didn't get arrested...I'd have felt awful
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha
awesome! are you planning on changing all their DVD covers? I wonder if they would notice!? XD
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# A swift Steven Seagull...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# That expression is actually perfect for a seagull
I am moderately impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# You still here Face?
First or second year of college? I just finished further maths for ever (thank god for that).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'm in transitions at the moment
so technically starting my second year now :)

Further Maths... BLEURGH
I am so glad I'm not doing it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Ha. So am I.
Unfortunately I took the hard way out by completing the course! Hopefully it'll be worth it, though ... I shall have to wait until August to find out.

Which one are you in the picture, by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# On MySpace?
The dark haired one, innit.

Not that my hair is like that now, I am all mousey/hazlenut brown-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Yes.
Here he is with Jessica Albatross
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# lolzors!
must be anal.. look at her
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Woo
I find mister seagal's thrusting motion and face expression chillingly realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Yay
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# office lol..
that just looks so stupid
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# haythangyoo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Still Blessed tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# War Machine time?
You show em, Rhodey
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# sorry... need more!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Any time is
BLESSED time.

Yay for the Bless...
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Dunno who he is..
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ITS A MOUSE IN A TELESCOPE
Wearing a Fez.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I like this!
Like the blarbing domo, aswell.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Sidney finally felt that this was the end :(

or was it?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# no bridge or heli
fake!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Jump the shark.
how all poorly planning cult leaders meet their demise...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# FAYKE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
#
Odd-Fish 18th June 2008
Click for readable.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *likes*
and that's me gone...laters
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Arf!
Ace as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *spang*
also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Excellent!
Also Deagostini pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ^this^
best of all the characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha ace :)


TJ: Just got a call to say Sock has been spotted on the bbc website
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7460852.stm (page 3) arf
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I was about to say, that's a fairly ronseal surname you've got there.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# crikey D.M!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# i was trying to think of a june whitfield gag
failed, and i'm guessing i wouldn't come up with anything new anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# hehehe!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahaha!
oo-eck!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# well done that man.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# ...
I was just about to point this out.

Hurrah!

(I do actually think that sock would make an excellent mascot if we're gonna have to have the games at all.)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# ;)
Are you sure your name is not Terry?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I wish haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Sock should be the official mascot.
That would be so class.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# haha indeed it would :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Just imagine a giant sock in a huge stadium!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# socky!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# oh, YAY!
edit: good lord, he's on the front page too!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# WHY ISN'T THIS A VOTING THING?!
:(



Woo though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Socktastic!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Grand!

Are you Terry Scott out of Terry & June?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Haha good job old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# hahahahaha!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hehe, lovely stuff.
I do love your hatching.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# he he !
top stuff mr nobbs .
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Ahhhh,...
puns the way we like 'em!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# *gnashes*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# ooops - previously: in the right place this time...


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Even better!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# don't get it but it's good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *psst*
us.imdb.com/title/tt0085809/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I swear I will never be able to spell that film correctly from memory
Also, film repost!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice.
(Obligatory rp from ronseal plot compo)
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# If ever a job suited one man..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# is that who i think it is?
THE BLESSED
WOO!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# if it is
i'm seeing him tomorrow night!
...
but not in that way, unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# ???
For real?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# yep :D
he's doing the windsor boys' school speech day, which i will be attending despite not actually going to windsor boys' school :p
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Make sure
you take your camera..

A Blessed is an endangered species.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# i'll try (and post the results up here)
a couple of friends will be performing "brush up your shakespeare" from kiss me kate, while wearing t-shirts with his head on :D
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Brill
An Autograph would be ace.

But even better would simply to be a SHOUTED message into a dictaphone..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# OH MY GOSH
*jealouses...in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# make sure you sit at the back
otherwise you will go deaf
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
*real life lol*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# pfft
i loved how when he presented have i got news for you, he made such an impression that they were still talking about him the following week
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Are you sure the studio wasn't just echoing his voice back?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Do you think it's Linda McCartney?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Nah
It's clearly Karen Carpenter
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# No way
looks more like Momma Cass
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Lies, not enough skeletor.
Natasha Kaplinski?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Who was it said that Karen Carpenter is the ultimate goth girl idol?
thin and dead...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# marylin manson?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Shockingly normal chap, he really is.
Bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# who
do you think it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Town screamer
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# What are you up to tonight Brian?...
"Im just going to have a quiet night in".


pffft..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Less a Town Crier
and more a County Crier
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Or..
Country crier.


(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hehe
yup, that too :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# yay for blessed
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# OMG LOL
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Lame
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Trying to stifle the giggles here..
The girl opposite me is looking at me like Im a freak or something..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# show her it
then she giggle
...
profit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# now is the time to serenade her.
Make a rose quickly out of post it notes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I like that I'm there
but I have no recollection of saying that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# but there you have it
proof that you said that. aicmfpb
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I thank Hugh...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# woo!
and i recognise that lorry! i think i used it for a 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# best lorry EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# o Hai Popular lorry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahaha1
splendid, *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# haha that's brill!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Agreed!




(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# ha!
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# *spang*
(Piddins Drinking Double Dutch since, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Oh pah
pahahaha.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# red lorry yellow lorry...
red lorry yellow lorry red lolly yellow lorry red lolly yellow lolly Dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# MindPiss
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorr..... oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# see!
its hard! (and mindpiss) :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# sssspppppppaaaaaannnnggggggggg!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# heehee! oww!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

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