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# Chocolate
rudeness.

Not my work. Got this in an email and made me chuckle. Don't think it's GC.











(Mr_SD, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
#
(__, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Oh
shitting nora! Oops. I really should know better. Teach me to post while stoned!

Yes I know the links board is for linkage and I know that I probably should have made the images a little bigger.

I've been hanging round b3ta for years and am actually quite embarrassed!

You may all now remove your collective rods of authority from my anal cavity.
(Mr_SD, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 4:29, archived)
# not much no
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# even more so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# /links?
or just /fuckoffpostingotherpeople'sshit
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Not my work. Got this in an email <= these words alone are enough to set the dogs loose on you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# seriously
fuck off

this board is not for every fucking viral email in the world
it's for stuff you've made yourself
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Oh dear
*Grabs popcorn and runs to the bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# *follows with jaffa cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# oh ffs
may you be raped by elephants

the links board is your new best friend, go there now
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# um
weren't these done by someone on b3ta?

congratulations on being able to post something you received in the email!

all I can say is

RAWRL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# i think a couple were done on here
we could be here forever with reposting other peoples stuff in some eternal circle....
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# it would be like some kind of purgatory thing
where one feels the need to "purge" or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# ok, what the fuck is going on?
this sort of shit has been going on all day!

Is this some n00b joke that boarders don't get or something?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# fuck knows
in the absence of having made their own stuff they have to post something imagey

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# well it was a pretty good week until today,
then its "Invasion of the Image Snatchers"...

Something is going on, and I don't like it :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# people being naughty
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Those are good
I'd prefer to see stuff that you've made though. This board is for funny pictures you've made yourself :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# how very fluffy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# fluffy = good
Not fluffy = muslims
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I'd have thought the beards made them more fluffy, on average.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Beard spiky
not fluffeh, no
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# is that Jack Meadows?
(fictional character on the bill)?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# have you got a bigger version you could post?
hit your DELETE button now, no one will mind and no kittens will get cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Good god
I get to post twice in 15 mins
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# you trying to use up all the badwidth in the world
in one night :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Ahh
at least being on the same page it only has to load once :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# NOT GC!?
That one's fucking mine!

And to prove it:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# :(
I think he's learnt his lesson
(__, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# nobody has learnt their lesson
until the electrodes are burnt out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# That's hardly proof on here isn't it
but I believe you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ah hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Congratulations!
You made a twat of yourself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# it's like blue peter
"all I need is sticky backed plastic and I'll make a twat of myself" :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# why are you posting images made on B3ta......... on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# it's like some kind of surreal french performance art satire or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# exactly what does the 'SD' stand for?
i'm guessing special, delayed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# hehehe1
unless you found this, here really isn't the place.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Spotted in the East End today...
Apols for posting an unshopped image ( its a bit shopped) but this billboard for an evangelical christian event seems to suggest that disabled people who attend will be able to throw away their wheelchairs. Seems like a case for Trading Standards. Anybody know of any disability rights groups that might want to know about this?
(londoner, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ooh.
I thought it was a wheelchair flipping over.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I thought it was
somebody using a wheel chair as a shield against a death ray.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
I see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# wtf?
there was one of those maniacs in a church near me recently! Is that wheelchair expolding?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Made me larf
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# wearing exsessive plaid?
and rolling dice?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Dead Britannias don't wear plaid
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Ha!
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# In my head
That is saying "why I oughta......"
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# hehehe
i so want him to be dousing that flaming torch
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Not sure if this is the right place....
but i need someone to make something that is awesome...

if you've heard the song "facination" by Alphabeat, I need someone to change the lyrics to "masterbation" instead... its a dead fit I swear

so who is going to rise to the challenge?
(bignutter, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# feck off, you pig shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Ahh, so this is when /board gets scary
I'd heard it gets like that so I was nervous about coming over but everyone has been lovely while I've been here until now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# we ARE lovely
except when people are stupid
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# *hopes I don't do anything stupid then* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# you will be ok here,
your loved on talk. so you will be fine here.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# fluzzy
*smooches*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hello lovely
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# absolutely spiffing
and i have a baby with 2 teeth. (cut within 2 days)
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hoorah!
My baby has lost four in four days!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# not me.
'ning everyone

does anyone know a really in depth digital painting tutorial?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# See my post below for instructions
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Oh Dear...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i'll rise
to post this:
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# lol, you've lost control of your chopper!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# what i like is that it says
'Chicago fire department' on it
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# well, they ain't going to deliver much fire with their helicopters parked like that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Is this pretty much what you were looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# its what i've been looking for all my life
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Now that's what I like!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# LESBIANISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# you win
the internets
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# LYBIANISM?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# LEBONISM?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# haha this is bit like /talk
/talk is where you don't post pictures but you post words instead of the pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# No rule against posting a text thread
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# This kind of thing is more suited to the talk board, really.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Its perfectly suited to here also
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Seems unnecessary to start a new thread with it.
This board is generally for original work or images or whatever, rather than a request.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# May have been once, long ago
before /talk

but a bit pointless and quite frankly rude these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# No post ruling against a text thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# tell me more about these 'words'
Are they like lolcats, but without the cats?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Heracy
No such place exists.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I for one welcome this text post
MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING, LESS OF KILLERKITTI
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# what's wrong with killerkitti?
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Ooh, I haven't brought out my big rotating fail for ages
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I'LL DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
LEAPFUCKOFF!

edit: you may have more luck (unt less flaming) in the not this board.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# That's incredible
Alphabeat is officially dope
Photobucket

Incredible, just amazing, phenomenal, incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Zane Low is a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# That is the most important reply in the world today
And totally amazing, just phenomenal, incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I nearly saw them yesterday.
I won tickets to see Royworld, but couldn't get a babysitter.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Got a real life LOL.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Same here :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# we're a tad more visual than lyrical over here, although at times you'd never know
might i suggest to avoid this^ sort of response
further queries of this kind be posted as a tj in an existing thread,
also i'm not familiar with the particular beat combo or the tune you mention.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# RAWRL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
go here:
www.whatareweyourfuckingshittycoverversionmakingbitches.com
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# its a dead link...
i think horse love would be a better place to go personally.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# why did you just link him to
murdoch-space?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Gaffney's disappointed in you.
00037136-DAE6-1E78-A0F080C328EC0000.jpg 200�56 pixels
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# he looks like he's just had a really really really
big shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# you are
lazy git
top lurkage btw
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Look old chap
pop an image in your thread please


(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# who is this lakeside nazi anyway
he seems very calm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Sorry, we don't do stuff that's awesome

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# i really think we should
this board needs more awesome, i'll propose it as a challenge, fire up photoshop and do something awesome it'll say.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I would vote for that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Ooo, I'll give it a go
lalalalala (some lyrics I don't know)
masturbation
lalalalala
decoration
lalalalala
domination
lalalalala
any other word that sounds like facination because it's a dead fit he swears


Do I get royalties now?
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Only Prince Philip, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Dang
I was hoping for a good one, I have 5 Prince Philips already
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I have a prince william in swapsies
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Woohoo!
*pounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# 252.26 KB? FAIL!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
so it is, splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# it was worth it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# how long have you been waiting to use that img?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I fucking hate that High School Musical shite indie pop bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# *shakes head*
Twas a time when the peoples of B3ta would help a person without the necissary skills with such tasks- but alas some of you are grumpy sods

I have a dream... that b3tans help each other make works of true genius
I have a dream....that we all get along quite well...

I had a dream that I was with your mum last night....wait...that was no dream
(bignutter, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Last one for this week, I promise
No hummus :(
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I do hope you're lying.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I feel guilty if it takes less than 30mins to make
and lacks hummus.
But thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# i like these
yes i do
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# nice smoking action
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# This
The smoke is beautiful!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# THese are great pics
Keep it up.

EDIT - I see you've been a member for awhile, but haven't posted much. I hope you stick around.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Smoke is a right hassle to achieve in Photoshop
so Woo to you :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Pffft!
no photoshop involved.
Smoke was the result of a handy plugin.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# tell me more
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JljSUt-ufZI
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# don't understand any of it
but it's the best tutorial link ever
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Really?
B3ta is all ears matey :)

I did a tutorial for some Star Wars site a couple of years ago one Sunday morning, but haven't a hope of ever finding it again; it involved Leia, and seemed like hard work at the time, given I had a hangover

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# it's 3d max stuff
no good for us peasants, recommend the you tube though, forget the pic's just run it in another tab
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Ah well
never got to grips with 3D Max
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# these are ace
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# the myxomatosis epidemic really kicks in


edit: its my first chimera, be nice
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# nice eyeliners
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# haha!
Inspired blue eyes
big feet too
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# thank you
for complementing the two things that were in the source image.

*sobs*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)
# That floor is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# i hate you all
and so i'm gonna kill this hamster:
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8480175
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# consider it done
and butchered
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Is there an invisible bee on his nose?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Just showing off my new hair colour...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# With a groin shot?
Nice hair.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# That wasn't purposeful.
And anyway, I'm wearing baggy UFO pants, so that's probably not where my groin actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# UFO?
Bet they're exclusive.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Don't think so...



I don't get it. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Nevermind
:(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Awww.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# ^That
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Isn't that actually the inside of the t-shirt.
She's just floating there like some kind of upper torso hollow ghost.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# No.
I wish. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# What, you wish you were dead?
Emo.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# *slits wrists*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# i suggest a new sport
Emo hunting; the idea is that you find an emo and then push them over the edge in to suicide
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Sounds mean
and very sad.
I wouldn't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# a truly odd wish
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
#
odd awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# i'll tell you what would be awsome
going in to space.
making a floating ball of water in zero G.
put a goldfish in it.
ta daa ... goldfish sans bowl.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Oh my GOD
yes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# What are you doing to that zebra?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# i assumed that she was showing off her ability to grow zebra hair
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Now that's a talent.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Only the other day I learnt the zebra is thus coloured
to confuse the eyesight of predators like the cheetah

Clever evolution!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I heard it was to protect them from traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I thought it was so they could be used with Sainsburys scanners.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Hahaha

CFB^

Look how confused 'Brad' looks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I dont see any zebras there
their stripes hide them well
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# You are a cheetah.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I wish!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# What kind of attitude is that?
Get out there, grow a tail and some spots, and start chasing livestock.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# hoofstock not livestock
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Whatever, so long as I get a cut of the meat I'll be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# you can get the rump cut
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Awesome.
*heats frying pan*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# You are a predator from 'To Catch a predator'
Or as I call it, 'Nonsense entrapment bollocks'
Or possibly Noncense...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# That show
is most DEFINITELY run by the Paedofinder General.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)
# plain?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Well it was pink before
then sort of faded to orange. So I henna'd it and it turned green/grey, so now it's dyed black.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Dye it see-through
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# That would be AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Do it then!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I...
I don't know how...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# It will involve some form of a mach3 razor
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Oh, no!
*grips hair*
Please no.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Bleach white stripes in it
Then it'll match your shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I can't bleach it anymore.
i bleached it about 5 different times this year. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# GET A JOB.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I can't. :[
I've tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# It's not MY fault that no one will hire me.
I WANT a job, I'm tired of having no moneys.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Jobs are for chumps.
Mariokart is for winners.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Jobs = money = mario karts.
Or it will when I get round to buying it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# GTA4 is for winners
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# GTA4 is for poncey pricks who rush out to buy a game the moment it's released.
Wait a few months and it's just as fun, and half the price.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I bought it about 2 months after it was released
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# TOO SOON.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I needed somethign to spend the 2 weeks before I started work after exams doing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Masturbation not good enough for you, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# theres only so many wanks one can do in a day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# just do one big long one each day
store it up into one mighty eruption

the only danger is that you might blow your ceiling out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# DS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I told you I had to sell mine
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I meant buy a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Im not made of monkey
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Donkey
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Well...
yeah. But I have no choice because than to get a job because poor, but no one will hire me. It probably doesn't help that last time I went job-searching, I looked all goth-y. And I was applying at an older womens' fancy clothing store.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Top tip: learn how to bodypaint

b3ta.com/board/8478970 :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahah
awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# It's
the FUTURE™!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Be a moocher.
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# What story?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Never mind
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Ugh!
Everyone is 'never mind'-ing me today. I hate that. *punches* *misses*
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# FUTURAMA.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# It's just like the fable of the ant and the man:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPrl293FYTw
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I haven't watched that in forevers.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Watch it, then play Mariokart.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I'm replaying
Phantom Hourglass right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Try belming less on your next job interview
or more, depending on the job of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I don't though...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Surely someone else read this as 'monkeys' too
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# It's not MONKEYS fault that no one will monkey me.
I WANT a monkey, I'm monkey of having no moneys.

I saw it too.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Thank god for that,
I thought I was going monkey
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# yeah me
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# actually, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# nice

nice pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Thanks.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] LONDON 2012 NO EXPENSE SPARED!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# LOL MASCOT
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# lolscot
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Lot.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# 'Lo!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# o
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Lt
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Sorry Lemon
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)
# \o/
MOAR!

edit: what are the numbers in your sig?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)
# his phone number?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# That is a shit phone number.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Fair
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)
# if it is
it is a Reading number
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)
# psst...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Q6xbEZ-f0
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
I remember that from yonks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I thought it was coming over the hill?
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# hahahahah
haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Pfff-Hahahahaha!!
Aw, look at his upside down face...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I made exactly that noise
out LOL.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# i vole you
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# poshsteampoweredfrogsliketoeatflyingboats.png
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Steampunk-Peafrog
is woo!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)
# *notes down for future band name*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Waguarn frog?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Frogs
is hungys
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:30, archived)
# poop poop!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# You haven't been taking your medication again.
Please do not take your medications.

YIPES!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Oh yes. Have a 3 year old woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I like him.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Clare balding
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Quick n' shit
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Did you adjust her mouth? She looks like a muppet.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)
# haha!
No, that's the real deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# ZOMG
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# it's like the most beautiful smile since the mona lisa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Except it's 4 inches higher on the face.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:30, archived)
# would
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Haha!
www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=460292
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Don´t tell me you wouldn´t love it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I wouldn't love it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
# i wouldn't love it
:D
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I wouldnt love it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I wouldn't love it
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I would love it.
Oh wait, sorry, I wouldnt.


C-c--c-c-c-c-COMBOBREAKER
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# You terrible bastard
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Aye,
That I am.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# What have you been taking?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Beef stroganoff.
Next!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Where can I get some?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# There are many places you can go to exchange monies for
food items such as BrEeffsTooganoouf.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Can I put you in charge of my monies
in exchange for BEEF stroganofs?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Yes.
Yes you can. Without a doubt. Monies now plz.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Do you accept pay, pal?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I had that a couple of days ago.
It was great.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Did you have dumplings?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# No. No I didn't.
I did use chanterelle mushrooms though, because I'm a ponce.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# *poncebashes*
Get some bloody dumplings.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I'll have to hunt out a tramp tonight.
I like my bloody-dumplings fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Will you make me salmon stroganoff?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# No.
Not even Ainsley Harriet would be mad enough to attempt that.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I bet worrell thompson would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I cant help but think of The Nevilles picture
"Anthony Worrell Thompson is melting".
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# *Doesnt know that picture*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Its on his site somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)
# i'd love a pink taxi
TAXIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Chump's too American.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# haw
:P
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ti evol t'ndluow I
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# A one, a two, a one two three four.......!


www.wearethelemon.co.uk/pictures/ODWCTMB2.png

www.wearethelemon.co.uk/pictures/OhDearWCTMB.png
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# i am loving these!
fact! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# \o/
*aims to please*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# *applauds*
*applauds again*
*applauds*
goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I had plenty of ants this morning in the kitchen.
I was not pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I once found half a glass of lemonade that I'd left out.
So I drank it, then looked in the glass to see dozens of ants in there.

It wasn't nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# At least you didnt drink the ants if they were still in the glass
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# *ponders ant-drinking competition*
Glasses filled with tiny ants. I bet they would act like a liquid. A moving liquid with pincers.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)
# blend them
ant-juice its all good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# it's part formic acid
that can't be that good
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# kill the fuckers
i actually hate them
in real life
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# hahah
crazy cat man
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# woo
for flying surface-to-air attack cats!
(Spikey, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# HUZZAH
I just had 7 burritos. Now I'm going to burst.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# The bursting room is over that way ---->
Oh I think you may just have re-hummused me and got me off these damn rhymes. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# *muses*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# 7!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# There's one tortilla and some cheese left but no mince,
soured cream or cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# both!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# This is Pilot Steve to Bracing Tom,
The rudder's all fucked u-up,
and the cocking wheel won't do nothing but spazz.
The tannoy system's shitting out loads of JA-AZZ.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Haha!
That's brilliant if a little irrelevant.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# FIST OF THE NORTH STAR EMIT 50 BRAINCATS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# That is just fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# hahahaha
too much funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# rarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggghhhhh!








would
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)
# rarrr!
woo! :D odd texture - but still good! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# ta!
I think it's..so so, I rushed it a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# aaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHH-Nyom Nom NomNom!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] i actually did this one


not strictly on topic either
(PaulGadd -, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Best and most original pic on B3ta ever.
Definitely never been done before. And animated. No way.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:02, archived)
# good for you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)
# thankyou
someone else sees the light
(tronicsupersonic declaring his love for noggin the nog since 1992, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# GORDO! MAGGO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# make them mascots
them foreigners will love our laugh-a-minute zombie olympic mascots
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Brown looks quite jolly like that
YaY!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# though you'd think he might have bothered shopping thatcher
badum-
tish
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# LOL!
Edit: I'm now worried that the ironic nature of the above 'LOL!' might not be immediately apparent.
It is ironic though.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)
# And he can't do that goldfish thing now
his lips are sewn together with metal rings. And his anus, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# would
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] brian the cocky dickhead
(PaulGadd -, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# and
you did what?
(Spikey, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# nothing but ill post one i actually did i promise
(PaulGadd -, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Cropped it
A bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# wow!
*is in awe of photoshop skilllzziz*
(Spikey, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# truly amazing
i think he's working on a completely different level to all of us! truly a new-wave artist in the making! *sarcasm*
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# brian you say..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Posting something you found on the net eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Here, have this puzzle I made a couple of weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# NO U.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# oh, the dutch have got the olympics instead now have they?
i hadn't heard
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# This is you.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# An odd man punching his own oversized magenta genatils into the air?
Thats woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# mark hammel is displeased
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Oh Mr Hammel,
what a wide head you have.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)
# all the better to
smash you with!
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Fuck,
I'll keep my carving knife and some bread with me at all times.
He wouldn't dare.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# he'd bring his buddy
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I'll have a frying pan too
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)
# FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] wonder how many people don't get it?
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# is it something to do with Stargate?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# no
it's something to do with the mayans predicting that the world will end on december 12th 2012
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Yeaaah, that Mayan calendar thingy.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Can't they wait until after Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# good point
but i don't think they based it around the christian calendar
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I do hear that the Mayans fucking hated Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# probably
because christians aren't following their religion and the christian faith is a bit non-tolerate of other religions
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# no
the mayan calendar ends in 2012... some people say they know the future

other people think they just got fed up and thought 'well think of numbers when we get there' (A bit like the y2k bug thing actually)
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# RIS i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# http://www.december212012.com/articles/mayan/9.htm
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# December 212012?
Fuck, we've got 210004 years to go before then.

(cunting yanks and their shitty date formatting)
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# could the smart people
tell people what this means!
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# The Ancient Mayan Calendar
...rolls over in December 2012. A bit like ours rolling over from 1999 to 2000 a few years ago, and with as much cosmic significance.

Some credulous numpties, on the other hand, are believing that the "ancient wisdom" of the Mayans means that it is the end of the world, and a smaller, cannier bunch of cynical scaremongering numpties are taking advantage by selling the first set of credulous numpties a shedload of poorly-written, evidence-free nonsense about it in glossy paperback form.

You can find these so-called books in the "Mind, Body, Spirit and Other Credulous Bollocks" section of your local bookstore, taking up space rightfully meant for Richard Dawkins and Martin Gardner books. Grrr.

Mmm. "Numpties". I think that's my Word of the Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# "Oh god I'm surging, I'm surging.......ooohhh....I'M SURGING!!!!$£%£!!!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# A+
*fake flirts*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# discomeats?

nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# well discomeats has a very large cock if thats a picture of him!
oooer
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)
# It was supposed to be foreshortening.
But I sort of overdid it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:45, archived)
# bless.
how are you petal?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# The same as yesterday.
Except with more cock related explosion.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# yes... lovely
woo und yay
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# o O
        '
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hahahah
Oh god what have you done?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)
# hahaha, that sounds so motherly...
like you just walked in a room and found jeru had drawn that on the wall.

brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# *mothers*
.






*smothers*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:45, archived)
# *rapes*
















*nonces*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# *LIMES*
.







*LIMES A BIT MORE*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# pwoah
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# every day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)
# bahahaha
christ that's bizarrely brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# wwwwwwwhhhhaaa
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Bloody Nora!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# is that a rat coming out of the end there?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# christ, that's a bit good
and scary of course
is it the beginnings of 'the gush'?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Extra pinklepoker points.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)

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