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dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

Hahahaa

Excelent stuff!!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

Oh yes oh yes oh yes

this is brilliant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

Haha

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

evil, but great

have a click, son

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

"Spontaneous" picture pose Lolz

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

"Lovely capture"

"please add to this to my group 'impressed by your beauty'. Comment two, add one."

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

tags:

blood, murder, knife, cheesy smiles

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

|Oh, you terrible cunt Edward.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

fantastic

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

Yay!

Awesomeness.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

great stuff

as always

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

haha ace

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

hahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

this is so full of win and woo!

*clickied!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

Pfft!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

*adds to favs

(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

Hahahah

could also be funny if someone had added tags to it xD

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

Buggering shite.

Supersize

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)

Hah, it suits him.

Good morning Doctor, would you like to see the corset I have reserved for payday?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)

on, off or both?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)

*All three

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

Give me a chance!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

What's Sue Perkins done to attract your lust?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

Being herself, mainly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

I shall have to try being herself

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

Herself is pretty gorgeous.

Ningles chap!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

hullo Capn'

good ning to you also!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

I am in agreement on this...

I know I am somewhat lacking in vagina to attract Superkings, as I call her, but even so...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

*has vagina*

*is very pleased*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

who is sue perkins?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

Mr Google can help you, my son.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

I know, I thought I would attempt to annoy people by being ignorant and disinterested

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

Well behave your silly self.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

hey, I've gotta keep up my nation's reputation

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

Then go and frown at some gay people.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

nah too much hassle

besides, the way things are look for me at the moment, the only way I'm gunna get laid is to walk down Oxford Street with no pants on.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)

*is very pleased for you*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

Yes, please!

*polishes monocle*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)

Tadaaaa

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12684509

Not bought it yet, no money till the 25th. Check those prices though! Handmade, steel boned...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

Confused?

"THIS WILL FIT A BUST MEASUREMENT OF 39 to 42 AND A WAIST MEASUREMENT OF 30 to 32" NICE
THIS IS FOR FAYE! WHO?
SHE'S LIVING ON TOAST ???
SO SHE CAN GET THE MONEY TO BUY IT. IF YOU ARE NOT SHE, DON'T GET IT! ???

???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

Again, you've lost me.

Edit: OH I see. That's me! I've reserved it from her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

*and your living on Toats?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

I am at the moment.

It's been an expensive month. I blame London.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

yeah - soaking up all of our national wealth

bastard!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

Word of warning...

Don't tighten those laces too much - constriction can be a killer.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

Ah, I've been wearing them on and off for years

I can lace myself pretty snuggly and be alright.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

ppfftt

on and off

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

I is in your Internet - Watching you sleep....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

Mmmmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

Ohhh spoooky

I was looking at the photo yesterday while hunting down stuff on bat taxonomy - creepy. Could there be two less likely reasons for that to happen?

(Bob the Scutter, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

60 dorrar plus P&P

shirley that's the bargin of the centruy?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

Oh yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

Haha personalized internets

whatever next

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

All the base I want

belong to me for now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

Careful

ardours may be aroused.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

Oh come on, it's ME, not a proper girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

yeah - because to everyone around here

you're a sexless lump

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

Lop off my tits, pack my pants and I'm essentially a bloke.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

We only makes it LOOK easy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

What's the hardest part?

Quiet at the back. You know what I meant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

mental toughness

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

I'm tough AND mental.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

wacca wacca

the hardest bits are probably, feining interest in sports and getting your bits caught in things

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Does rugby count?

I've not got myself caught in anything...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

well then, you fail I'm afraid

to increase in manliness i can recommend a good Briar and moustache growing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

Briar?

The bush or the Richard?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

you see, that's why you can't be a man

I was using it as a metonym for a pipe.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

I can't be you or When you mean

but I don't want to be, because then I couldn't talk to either of you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

touché

You could be the bloke in the pipe shop, he also smokes a pipe.

Oh boy, there's this brightly tattooed dutch chick who works weekends in the pipe shop in oxford, smoking slim cigars, smoking hot. You'd want a piece no doubt.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

Hmmmm, possibly.

What's her stats like?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)

tall, slim but nicely curved, bright red hair

slightly aloof. But always sorts me the tastiest snuffs.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

Hmmm, alright, I'm game.

Right, I'm getting coffee before I fall asleep.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

you big gay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

*Shudders

You mean you are really Terry Wogan?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Or possibly this ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

I fancy her.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

pffffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

WE ARE UNRAVELING OUR NAVELS SO THAT WE MIGHT DIGEST THE SUN

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

THE DESERT IS A REMORSELESS SEA GONE WRONG

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

IF YOU TURN THE BUCKET UPSIDE DOWN THE WATER FAILS TO FALL OUT

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

AN UPSIDE DOWN BUCKET MAKES AN IDEAL DRUM, LAY A BEAT AND LET US ROAM

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

THE PERCURSIVE ELEMENT TO THE FUTURE RECONNECTING US TO OUR DRUM TOATING PAST

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

WILL SPIN THE WHEEL OF SAMSARA EVER FASTER, FRIEND OF DEATH

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

steel boned......*sniggers*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

sracist...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

Snot...

all those corsets look the same to me, coming over here, taking our waistlines!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Oooooooooo

'ning all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

Ningles SJD, how goes it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

Going to see My Bloody Valentine tonight...

not Bullet For My Valentine...

I need to find earplugs and quickly!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

Earplugs?

Is there a hardware shop near you? You know, tools and sanding paper etc?

B&Q or summat, they'll have them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

Possibly Maplin... I'm in central London so it's a bit of a problem...

Back in the day they used to be so loud people were staggering around unable to stand properly from sheer force of sound...

I'm SO excited :D

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

You lucky bugger.

We are currently the loudest band in our area, which is nice. Occasionally, if I want to be louder than necessary at practice, I'll turn myself up to 4.

Out of 10.

LOVE my amp.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

I was in the loudest band in London....

now I'm by far and away the loudest solo artist in London... Mainly because they're all singer songwriter types except me with my MASSIVE bass amp.

Good amps bring me more joy than my wife - is that wrong?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

Not in the slightest.

This is my baby. He's lovely. His name is Ron.

www.e-av.co.uk/products/BACBASHARVX3500.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

Mine doesn't have a name...

But he's got my band's initials on him, and yes, he's a bass amp despite me playing guitar...

Time. Space. Repeat. amp and guitar

EDIT: working link now..

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

Link no worky!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

Does now...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

Looooovely stuff!

Tell me I don't need to buy this:

www.thomann.de/gb/music_man_sting_ray5_limited_edition2007.htm

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

A regular Stingray detuned by a few steps should do the job just fine...

you might want a Big Muff though, for added fuzzy goodness.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

I thought you were into riks?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

And other things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

Kyuss style?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

Well... they were an influence in getting a bass amp for the guitar... but...

check linky in profile for space-rock through a bass amp...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

I'll have a listen

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

Woohoo!

I'm going to put some Kyuss on now...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

by the way

Your stuff is really really good.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

*loves*

I'm going to go and ~~stalk~~ find your band now... :)

EDIT: Now I remember! You're LOUD. This is good.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

I'm enjoying it too.

You'll have to let me know if you stray up towards Yorkshire.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

*also loves*

Yorkshire seems unlikely though... I rarely play, let alone outside London... :(

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

Yeah, that's fair enough.

Just a thought.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

One day.... one day...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

madam you're enflaming my ardour!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

*prescribes ibuprofen*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

I didn't say I didn't want it enflamed

I was lettin gyou know so you could do it more...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

*pokes with a stick*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

What the shuddering fuck?

is that a tourture device or something?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

Depends on how fat you are when you put it on, I guess.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

it looks seriously uncomfortable

but interestingly sexy at the same time

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Depends, restriction can be lovely and comfy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

GOOD LORD!

*buckles swashes*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

Hello, my lovely son of Jörd

How goes it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

Very nice indeed.

That merits at least Eleventy on the When Scale of Corset Approvel.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

It shall be at some point accompanied by a top hat fascinator,

some granny boots and some stripy stockings.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

Oh my! :)

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

NEIL DIAMOND!?

Wowowowowow I want to be you tomorrow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

Yes, my 30th birthday pressie from my lovely hubby :)

I want your corset though so we're even. :) I'll be getting a new on in the autumn though, I'm going to sing-along-a-Rocky-Horror :)

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

Nicely done!

You go to the best parties.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

I'm not in your ship of fools though

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

You can be.

What do you want to be?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

aww, thank you. Got room for a nurse?

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

Yup! Probably.

I'll add you once I've made coffee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

Thank you :)

*dashes away for my daughter's end of year assembly*

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

*sigh*

Stop that now...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

If it helps, I'm clad entirely in Primark today.

Like the cheap floozy that I am. Is that any better, love?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

Nope...

Still works for me, you CHEAP SLATTERN!

Here's a shiny shilling, and I'll see you in my coal-shed in ten minutes.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

RaTHER

*scrambles off shedwards*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

Slattern is a SUPERB word

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

hahahhaha!

the bag makes it :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

Fat lazy get!

Ning Doc!

Ning All!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

I may aswell stick this in

@:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

'ning all - it is National Hen Day

buk buk

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)

Hahaha

* The cheeky little fucker...
(The pony, not you Tahkcalb)

*Although I am not sure?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)

FUCKYEA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:04, archived)

Feel free to edit-replace the regular one...

...with it, anytime the anti-pea whiners start belly aching. GYLI

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)

I'm shocked, horrified, amused and a little bit sticky.

This anim is win.

Ning all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:09, archived)

sticky?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)

It's kind of like magnetism except different.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)

so it's electric then?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)

it's ELECTRIFYING

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

are you saying were poles apart?

ahem

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The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)

maybe but there will always be a connection

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

'ning miss

I was just wondering this morning: did you ever manage to zombify me? Not that I'm in a hurry or something, just wondering.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)

I haven't managed any since JPG

I've been a lazy little urchin, and whenever I'm at home (ie: near photoshop) the PS3 puts it's best frock on and gets all sexy. I just can't say no...

This weekend, this weekend I shall be doing. Although I think I've lost the picture, can I be an arse and ask for you to resend the link?

I appreciate I'm a wanker.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)

Haha

I'll have to look into it. Don't even know which pic I sent you.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

Big one of your face.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

oh good lordy!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)

Hehehe

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DogHorse plop, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)

"buk-buk bukaaawk, buuuk buk buk-buk"

- this is all the wonderful in the world, compressed into the space of a single post

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)

'sup niggas?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)

yo homie!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)

Cor - Science!

Ning fella!

and everyone else too of course

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

hahaha

ning chap

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)

Hahaha, brilliant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)

brawk buk buk buk tk tk tk

"No, I haven't met the Swedish Chef"

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)

This is..

.. awsomely skilltastic

(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)

I liked this.

egg (not shown)
LOLZ

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

20th June - Snooze or Fatality?

(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:36, archived)

You drew it

you decide... that's the beauty of it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)

looks kinda happy

I'm going for "asleep"

ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)

If it is dead it looks like it went out during sex

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:40, archived)

POKE IT WITH A STICK!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:40, archived)

~~a stick~~ your cock

Ning all!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)

*Squeltch*

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

dEAD

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

It's got no tits

so who cares?

:P

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:42, archived)

Looks more like a Beaver?

* What shall I slag off today?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)

well there is this post you can add some words of wisdom to:

www.b3ta.com/board/8480984

'ning wobbly

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)

Done that - Thanks...

*Feels better all ready

*ning steve

Wobbly has a banging hang-over

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:04, archived)

I AM IRON MAN

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:09, archived)

Are you love?

* That's nice

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)

It's dead and about to go on the grill (to be served with a nutty sauce)

Lovely style though!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)

Snoozality

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:04, archived)

Dead

tyre marks on it's belly... or a really ripped six pack

(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:06, archived)

cmon wake up! post better stuff than this

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:05, archived)

Why?

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:09, archived)

because I am bored

and either people entertain me or I have to put in an effort.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:09, archived)

I added Punisher-Slowpoke slow poke.

Might do another this eve, unless someone
wagons something more interesting.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:14, archived)

If we are lucky,

we'll have another day of n00bs posting stuff they've found on the interwebs, and if we are REALLY lucky, each pic will be over a meg

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:40, archived)

Oh ammbassador you are really spoiling us

I love it when they pilfer stuff that b3tans have done.

That makes my fucking day does that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)

you only spend about 15 minutes on that piece of crap didn't you

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:09, archived)

oh fuck off

you're only ever rude to people

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:10, archived)

only when they post pathetic little thread waystes like this

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:10, archived)

why don't YOU put an effort into post something

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:11, archived)

why should I when it is so much easier to critise others

ed: fine here:

sit and spin

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:12, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:15, archived)

looks like he's enjoying himself

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:16, archived)

Spin spin spin the wheel of justice

see how fast the bastard turns

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)

woo

thats very cool :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:31, archived)

oh ta!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)

c a r s .

draw a smiley face on it and i will be happy with it.

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d d, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:33, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)

pimped...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)

does it have funny music?

UNNNNNSSSSSSSUNNNNNSSSSSSSUNNNNNSSSSSSSUNNNNNSSSSSSS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)

It's more

tisss-uhn-tiss-uhn-tiss-uhn

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:43, archived)

ah well each to their own

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:45, archived)

Like this?

www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/cuppa.html

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)

Good old Spacefish

He's not just there for the nasty things in life.

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)

I'm awake

Still posting crap though.
'ning!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:41, archived)

vrrrrroooooooooooooooom!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:42, archived)

what happened to Dave?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)

He's my wife now

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:06, archived)

eh dave?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)

Ugg! More Facking cars!?

Click for normal sized-ness

I have been preparing for an upcomming carshow btw

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:08, archived)

pft thats not a car thats a bmw

ace as drawing though

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:10, archived)

BIG MAN WAND COCK SLAPS LADIES.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:12, archived)

no no silly

Bulging Male Wood Covers Shielas Lavishingly

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:13, archived)

that's disgusting and rude.

and feels like home.

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:18, archived)

Good for practice though.

Get spitting.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)

get spitting?

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 5:02, archived)

I assumed your going to spraypaint it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 5:07, archived)

www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23894151-5006009,00.html

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 6:09, archived)

the story writes itself sometimes

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 6:12, archived)

stablesound.co.uk/mp3/bmw.mp3

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 6:38, archived)

This is quite nice

although the wonky letters at the bottom kind of bring it down a bit.

Good morning the board!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 7:42, archived)

Hi.

Shall I find something to bum your trolly? [/;-)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 7:56, archived)

hehe

go right ahead

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:08, archived)

I'll just have to find the right End Boss.

Godzilla might be the default choice, but
a mechanoid could be more fun. Magenta
piston rod replacing gun mount or the like.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:12, archived)

Use Bowser

spiky mutant turtles ftw!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:24, archived)

I thought of something better.

www.b3ta.com/board/8481227

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)

HORRRRRSESSSSSSSS

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)

(

Microwave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)

merman/mermaid torment is quite unendurable, it's true.

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)

Such service.

Ace as always.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)

This is very nice

And has prompted me to click the "I Like This" button.

In other news, I just ate at the best restaurant in Canada.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)

chez moi?

were you the guy who ordered the jerk tofu?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)

I was there last week

Your poutine kicks arse

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:33, archived)

urgh, no thanks.

unless you like mushroom gravy....

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:38, archived)

the Toronto KFC?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)

the korean futbol club serves a mighty tasty flan.

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)

I don't rike koleans.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:33, archived)

It's a place called Canoe in Toronto

Fuck me, if that wasn't the best foie gras I've ever had.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)

Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Gretchen?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:34, archived)

Nope

Wrong gender.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)

not been as i'm vegetarian but i know a chef who apprenticed there.

or so he says, anyway.

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:37, archived)

vego eh?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)

quite. almost 30 years now.

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:43, archived)

Is this an animal rights thing?

or some other reason?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:58, archived)

partially ethical reasons, partially taste.

also health reasons, though that would require more moderation and less absolutism, but as omnivores we can skew our diets if we're careful.

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:03, archived)

cake

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:26, archived)

MIGHTY CAKE OF MIGHTY VEGETABLES.

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:43, archived)

Really?

Seriously, I've had some good meals in my time but this place beat all.

For me it's a very good sign when the after-dinner drinks menu has separate Brandy and Armagnac sections.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:42, archived)

really. his name is tony, he used to drink at the bar i worked at.

are you a local? there are some torontonians here, but i can't remember seeing any for a while.

i was a fan of mildrd pierce - haven't been to the new location but i'm on their mailing list.

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:45, archived)

Kind of local

Been in Toronto for 9 months or so. Great place. Haven't really been able to fully appreciate it due to lack of funds. (I've been waiting for my work permit since February. Funds are dangerously low)

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:48, archived)

you're at the best time for cheap and free, though.

top tip: if you're downtown and need to use transit, enter the subway at yonge and college. quite frequently the booth is empty and the ttc expects people to use the honour system and deposit tokens/coins. go through the turnstile, grab a transfer and you've saved some cash.

been here about 12 years. it's grown on me.

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:52, archived)

microwave i love.

(

d d, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:40, archived)

Hello dandi

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:59, archived)

Still finishing the sprite-reworks of Doc's last requestoramma.

www.b3ta.com/board/8456871
No real sprites for the last couple
www.b3ta.com/board/8457190
So I'll have to shop those some how.

edit: Yell out more scenarios/couplings if you wish, and I'll see if it can be done.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)

i'm not knowledgeable about these creatures.

what constitutes a candidate for spriting?

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)

Videogame character animation cells.

Although Doc's original solicitation was more
about animated/cartoon characters.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)

oh. thanks.

how about several of the monsters from doom and quake sitting around knitting?

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)

Yeah, I should be able to get close to that.

I have the doom ones on file already. Will try it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)

*glees*

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:29, archived)

BTW

www.spritestitch.com/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:37, archived)

holy hell!

glad i scrolled down - those space invaders rings and lamps are great!

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:40, archived)

Noise removal and effort to animate the string is taking too much, so this'll have to do.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!

I FUCKING LOVE IT.

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:44, archived)

*gleeeees*

(brownzombie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:02, archived)

You mean something like this?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)

YES. YAY.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:24, archived)

that am likey

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)

nice.

and very sexy.

also im still taking cartoon sex picture requests as well.

(

d d, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)

In searching for sources I've run across things that can be made very sexy indeed.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)

oooh nice.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)

I'll likely do a few more from that.

And maybe she'll grow legs in a new version. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)

I await this sprite with my trouser snake standing to attention

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)

trowser snaxe r dedly.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:46, archived)

wile e coyote masturbating with acme fireworks and an anvil

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)

hard to draw.

(

d d, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:40, archived)

Fucking the anvil, as rockets shoot out his bottom.

At least, that's what I will attempt later, now that you've done that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)

wile had tits?

hmmm.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:54, archived)

oh this is very kinky

but I was thinking Coyote (male) frot humping an anvil with a firecracker dildo up his arse.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:57, archived)

maybe later.

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d d, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:03, archived)

oh no rush I haven't finished wanking off over this one.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:12, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 7:13, archived)

i know i pinched some of it...

...but to be fair...it's probably the only event we stick a fair chance of winning...

[edit: my first FP...i'm so happy...i'm welling up *sniff*]

(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)

I suppose you've made some changes,

so woo

carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/2bada6d6/Decath.jpg

Good night /board.

(

Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)

yes

Image not found: 00000002

fail.

(

TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)

Hahaha this ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 6:59, archived)

Site still works for me for some reason

www.b3tards.com/u/3631c8590be2b41a92c2/decath.jpg
from that site.

(

Cae1, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)

pinch pinch pinch.

i'm singling you out here, but i direct this at all b3tans: mascot.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:07, archived)

i already did that and

FUCK YOU WHY DONT YOU MAKE SOMETHING INSTEAD OF CRITISING OTHERS!! TWAT!!

was the response I got.

The thanks round here...
www.b3ta.com/board/8477338

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)

ah, good old misplaced invective.

i've shouted online before (and been shouted at) - i think we just need to phrase helpful advice politely and develop thick skins.

that, and not take compos seriously.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)

hum...po-lite-ly

-Marked by or showing consideration for others, tact, and observance of accepted social usage.

Oh. Pfft!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:24, archived)

there used to be a cartoon strip called 'politenessman'. it was great.

here's a sample.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)

that's gold

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:33, archived)

it was in national lampoon in the early 80s, as i recall.

that, nuts, dirty duck - so many great strips (and one-off cartoons, too).

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:42, archived)

Thats fucking ace!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:40, archived)

This is amazing

mega clicks

(

w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

hahahahaha

particularly the 'hurling' one.

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)

It's a special sign of quality

when you make the FP with an oversize image

Well done, you earned your spot! w/y/h

(

chart cat has an itch, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)

^This

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Grampa, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)

oh dear...

a FP redex...

b3ta embarrasment!

(Golden_guns247, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)

i followed..

..the Raj Persaud method of work...thanks for the clicks...high praise indeed...

(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)

i'm a gold medalist

at the 3 day event

([]DOo []DOo, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 4:54, archived)

A 316 pixel FP?! Well done!

(__, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 8:04, archived)

What the hell?

Youve taken a well known poster and changed the background from black to white and added some logos!

Well fucking done.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

Who are you fail-mod?

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US?

*outrages*

Edit: oh you fixed it. Ta.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)

Hmmm

you did pinch most of it. I'm not sure that it really merits FP status.

But it is funny, so I suppose on that basis we have to let you off!

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)

well done on the FP

FP or no FP, win or lose, if the General Medical Council get hold of this - they will string you up like a Raj Persaud ;-)

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

cack...

...they have a plagiarism division?

(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)

Stolen quite a bit of it actually.

I used to have this on my wall, so woo to that, at least.

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

A conversation about Nietzsche...

Is perhaps the only good place to hear the phase "You can see where Hitler was coming from."

(Josh04, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)

Germany..

he came from Germany.

do I win?

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)

No.

Because he came from Austria.
You win nothing.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)

NOTHING. YOU LOSE.

Good day to you.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

australia my arse.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)

Australia?

What the cocking felchtrousers are you blithering on about?

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)

oi!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)

What?

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)

australians are not felchtrousers!

And we do not like to be blithered about :P

I'm only joshing...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)

It was fegg who perpetrated the blithering,

Not me.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:50, archived)

yeah I should abuse him for being a drongo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)

oh great!

more feltch clothing... :-|

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)

oh dear

I meant Austria. You are correct and I am wrong. I will wear the cocking feltchtrousers.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)

Good man/woman/stoat.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)

*shuffles*

nice bit o'felt these breeks.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:53, archived)

do feltch trousers have a straw already fitted?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)

Australia?

Bruce Nietzsche?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:45, archived)

Gday Bruce

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:47, archived)

i have some of nietzsche's music on cd.

the best comment about it ever made was by hans von bülow. nietzsche sent him some of his compositions and von bülow, while stating that a few of them were somewhat interesting, described his manfred meditation as "a crime of rape".

(

postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)

They forced me to do it

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)

he ANGRY.

I can't post anything now as my next post is 7000 and i'd like to post something. Probably nudity as Face says i should.

(

Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)

A CDC is as good enough as any reason to make your milestone post

to me.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)

Stone Cutters stopped with the favours......

socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2008/06/19/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-steve_guttenberg_gets_into_a_tizzy.php?bfm_index=0

(joeydoo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)

Get the (bad word) off of my internets.

Sorry you caught me in a terrible mood.

go see faq

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Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)

you own teh internets?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)

I own my own internets

which are on my pc.

(

Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)

I dont own any internets

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)

Have some of mine

*hands over 1 unit of internet*

(

Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)

Yay Internets

*goes to sell on ebay*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)

I'm from the internets

Please pay me

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)

my internets

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)

Do as the internets tell you!

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)

the internets tell me to extend my penis using special pills

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)

Don't do that

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)

sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to communicate here

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Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)

perhaps....

that he/she/it is a chuffwit?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)

chuffwit - now thats a word!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)

i thought i'd be polite

instead of my usual cuntish self.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)

Thanks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)

No.

Edit: I see now.

*saves for future shoppings*

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)

Don't ... make... me... angry..

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)

stolen from murdarmachene dare i say?

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d d, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)

ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohof

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)

Fail...?

Fail fail.... ?

I thought it, and the others, were ripe for shopping. Look at it! How is a pissed off 80's "star" not funny.

(joeydoo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)

But did you shop it?

did you?

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Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)

Oh....! Oh get ya.

Oh....! Oh get ya. Be "creative". No sir.. not sure where I would put him.

(joeydoo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)

You're supposed to shop your own pictures on this page.

You could have linked this in an existing thread or something.

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Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)

or links bored

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)

christ.

you're almost as good a lurker as me!

(The Blews Champion Lurker, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)

Whooooly Shit!

I feel honoured to have seen one of your posts.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)

You didn't take it,

you didn't shop it, you're leeching it, it's not funny, therefore you are a silly.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)

A SILLY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)

I may indeed be a silly..

Can I redeem myself? Is this enough? {Wheeps}

(joeydoo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)

Much better

*unfails*

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)

Flan!

(joeydoo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:37, archived)

Half a second earlier....

(joeydoo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)

Yay!

That's how to do it!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:48, archived)

Yay!

UNSILLIED!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:01, archived)

jesus pigfucker. is it tuesday again?

you're a 25k-er! how can you be such a moron?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:24, archived)

25K Pig Fucker

Sorry to bust your bubble but I've posted here 12 (13) times EVER. 7 (8) of those in this thread. I'll make sure I tattoo the precious b3ta board rules on the back of my sow so I will know for the next visit in a couple of years time, you uninviting rude twat.

(joeydoo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:49, archived)

see you then!

i'll be sure to have your gift wrapped.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:19, archived)

Nah..

.. you kept it. Depending on the shape of this gift you could maybe use it to pry the stick out of your ass.

Toodles Mr Chuckles.

(joeydoo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 5:02, archived)

nighty-night.

i apologise for not being polite. please, though, do famiarise yourself with the purpose and standards of the site for future reference.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 5:15, archived)

FAIL!

* You Twunt - this did not hit my

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:03, archived)

IT WARNED HIM!

(__, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

something exactly like this happened to me a few minutes ago...O_o

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)

Tab!

what's that taste like then?

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)

daaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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d d, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)

I think I can get all but one with only minor pshopping.

www.b3ta.com/board/8477220
Minnie and Toad later.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)

hahahahahha. way nice.

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d d, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)

I do enjoy how fast firefox 3 is.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)

^this

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)

do addons all still function with it?

I NEED MY ADDONS

edit: goddamnit, infoRSS incompatible.

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Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)

Only 36 calories.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)

FRIZ WHAT THE HELL IS A TAB

TAB ISNT A DRINK WHAT

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Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)

IS.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tab_%28soft_drink%29

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)

it's got cancer in it

that is the essence of flavour.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)

bindun?

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)

great movie by the way. 9/10

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nocturne72, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)

I was about to ask this,

but based on your opinion i shall go see it.

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Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)

and thats for a version i watched in Mongol, with a Russian over dub and dodgy subtitles.

..it was still a great movie.

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nocturne72, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)

the copy i had turned into Mortal Kombat,

the Highlander, and then Fortress.

With bits of Tarzan in it.

Quite odd, really.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)

again?

[sigh]

(835Rocks, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)

Yes, but never so seamlessly

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)

(__, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)

wait.... wait.... you've changed something haven't you

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)

haha

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nocturne72, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)

funneh

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)

yes bindun fraid

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=mongol

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)

then again...

um...

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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)

Many times

still, hooray for mong tiem

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)

why not..what could be more english than MrTea?

...aside from chavs and teenage stabbings that is.

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nocturne72, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)

\o/

I say Assam, you say Lovely.

Assam!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)

Lovely!

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)

Assam!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)

(__, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeee

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)

i just had to join in...

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)

i think Alexander Armstrong should be the mascot

_{all together now}
Prince Charming, Prince Charming

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)

He pities the Typhoo

[sry]

(835Rocks, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)

pffffft!

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Supergyrations, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)

liek

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)

hahaha

*spazzspazzspaaz*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)

Ima chargin' mah lazor!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)

SCHOOOOOP

DI WHOOOOOP!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)

Quick get back to your cage

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)

Sharnt.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)

zapp!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)

Yes!

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nocturne72, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)

hahahahaha

Oh god what have I done?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)

Bee

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8480913

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)

touché

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)

beebe :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)

I want to post my shiney APNG tesla bees on the board,

but they are 1.3Mb

So have this link again instead

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)

Is it meant to animate?

cos it isnt

Those bees are lovely aswell

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)

Get FF3 man.

Many wonders await you.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)

*goes to download*

*awaits wonders*

OH FUCK YES - THIS IS WONDERFUL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)

Double ended hyper-dildo at work.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)

Eureka ?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)

apparently so.

though i haven't seen it
i only know her cos she plays sam's mom in reaper

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)

would

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)

that gives me the horn

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)

horn

then mess.

now no horn.

(835Rocks, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)

innit

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)

I'm going to look at this for 3 mins.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)

i'm mesmerised

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)

whilst touching yourself?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)

is it only me who actually would?

as long as she doesn't do the scary voice

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)

Isn't it the woman from the IT Crowd?

In which case I'd have to tear her high heels off and stab her eyes out with them.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)

i don't know she's got something about her that does strange things inside me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)

You don't think it's the fact that she has both her hands in a distinctly wank shape, is opening and closing her mouth around something

and is also thrusting her breasts at you?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)

nah i've been thinking this since the it crowd started

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)

You're just fucking weird then.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)

reminds me to finish

the FAIL i'm preparing by means of dodgy photos of the telly screen, of IT crowd intro. hmmm should use screenshot from 4od instead probs

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)

haha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:34, archived)

Blankets at the ready!

I say, pass the chutney!

Not really a Mascot, but let's face it; sandwiches and pop beats running round a field any day.

(835Rocks, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)

what?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)

sosijroll?

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)

I think its a big picnic

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)

not clear enough?

Pickernickernoxious, and no mistake. There should be a breathaliser test for posting...[hic]

(835Rocks, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)

Just a Quicky

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

......cup of tea?

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nocturne72, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)

hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)

Mrs T!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)

Freaked?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)

Freaked! (aka Hideos Mutant Freekz)

psst, got any Zygrot 24?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)

i wish!

for the unknowing: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freaked

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)

I went to see "freaks" in the cinema the other day, and "Freaked" was shown as a warm-up act!

Sadly, technical difficulties delayed the start so I never saw the end of Freaked.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:03, archived)

hahaha...now this does give me the fear.

(

nocturne72, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)

I don't really understand

i've got 7k milestone coming up, what should i do which may or may not be sfw?

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Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)

fuck some sort of vegetable

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)

Sounds like a plan.

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Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)

Steven Hawking

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)

Pfft!

TJ: WELL SHITTING CHRIST BASTARDS FLASH HAS JUST DIED ON ME AGAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF MY WORK. FUCK IT. GOODNIGHT B3TA.

THE MISSION CONTINUES TOMORROW.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)

Kill it with fire!

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Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)

I tried that earlier.

It just made it smell of burnt hair.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)

Flash at it - then it will work

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)

and you with only 14 hours to save the earth and everything.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)

I know!

What a cufuffle.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)

off to tickle your citrus?

'night!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)

*limes my limes*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)

nice!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)

I'd never noticed how impressive Murdoch's norks were before.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)

Gayest hair EVER!!!

Click for big!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)

Who is that?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)

Steve Buscemi and Brian Peppers' love child.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)

so you then

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)

Hahaha, there's almost freakish similarity.

Thank fuck I can't draw accurately though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)

I looked for a picture of Steve Buscemi so I knew what he looks like

and I thought, for a second, he was the one guy off Big Train...er...Kevin Eldon.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)

haha. a touch of david byrne in there too.

maybe.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:15, archived)

good mighty christ what does it want?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)

Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)

are you quoting.....

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)

brian peppers' better-looking cousin

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

You fucking didn't, did you?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)

"Oh no you didn!'"

No sorry what?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)

If you cut your hair like that, I'm fucking stabbing you in the tits.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)

I just elastic banded it in a ponytail because it's fucking difficult looking up to a mirror then down to paper with long hair.

I didn't bother drawing in the ponytail because I am lazy and it also emphasises the extent to which I look like a 90s German Punk Lesbian. (especially when I can't get lips or eyelashes right)

It has to be cut soon though, it's getting dangerously thin due to my constant hair pulling.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)

he better not have

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)

Would.

oh yes.

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JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)

Poem and illustration. Apols for emo. I wrote the poem in English last year, and just found it.

(CFB)
The boy sits
(silence)
Alone in his room
Bass pounds loud
(shaking him)
Mends a hurting heart...
The girl laughs
(over it)
With her best friends
Cackling laughter
(resonates)
Ignores a guilty conscience...
Sit on a wall
Outside McDonalds
(he's vegetarian)
Talk together
Meaningless chatter
(meaningful to her)
Together for never
But music mends all
(drop dead, gorgeous)
He misses her

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)

I like how you did the tears in the last frame.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)

Thank you!

This was the first time I colored with Corel Painter, and quite like the realisticness of the watercolours, minus the messyness.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)

quite big for tears, aren't they?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)

emo tears are bigger because they carry more sadness :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)

^this

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

*molests* orrite kiddo how do?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)

'Lo, you!

I'm alright, ta. Last day of school tomorrow. ^_^
And how're you keeping?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)

hooray

i'm ok i guess. my muse is back in italy and with her has gone my hummus though :( other than that i'm pretty solid. hopefully will find out tomorrow if i have a job or not

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)

Aww, damn Italy.

Shoulda gone in her suitcase, really. Is getting a job good, or bad?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)

Nice food, but too hot.

Plus all Italians are mental.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)

I would have thought

Italy would have nearly the same climate as England, as they're neighbors.
And yes. All the Italians I know (one) are mental. :/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)

neighbours? do you have geography lessons at school? o_Q

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)

...no.

Hahah.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)

sure but in an interesting way. not like the spanish.

they're just mental. i'm going out to rome in august to see her. i'm going to die of heat

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)

I'd say Italians are mental in the way in which they are mental.

They shout and wave knives around and drive like their face, eyes and arse are on fire.

I can't speak much of the Spanish, but my second cousin's wife is Spanish and she is moderately sane and nice compared to everyone else.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)

you can never escape being italian. only italians know who their second cousins are

and that may very well just be your family. we're yet to have a knife fight

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)

I can escape being Italian and do so on a daily basis by keeping up a mixture of whimsy and heady nonchalance.

And actually I don't know who my cousins are apparantly as I just remembered he's my first cousin, it all gets confusing due to the fact that my first cousins are all about 40 and some of their children are older than I am.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)

weeeellll..... bad because it ruins my louche slacker image

good because it means i can start buying things like these www.pennangalan.co.uk/boots/FW112.php

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)

Ah, right. Gotta look good to the other slackers.

Hahah, those are pretty awesome. But mine are cooler. :]
See? But I took the straps off 'em.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)

they're nice but why didn't you get proper DMs?

hot topic makes me so angry. totally unjustifiably. but still very angry. has mofaha ever taken you round camden?

edit: BOOTS these boots rock. 1970s US military issue :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)

That Gothic Lolita shop in Camden market has a lot to answer for.

I can't unsee the things I saw there.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)

which one? Black rose?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)

Christ knows, I've only been once but there was a lot of cah-razy subculture shit going down there.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)

I'm vegetarian

so I don't wear leather. And they don't make fake leather DMs anymore, sadly. I really dislike Hot Topic, actually, because it's like...everyone always ends up with the same clothes as someone else. Which sucks.
I been to Camden plenty, but I haven't been in to London since before the Camden fire. There was a store that used to be there that sold awesome old school punk clothes, but after the fire it became a Goth Loli shop, oddly. :/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)

Okay

I have to go outside now. See you later, all. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)

ahhh ok then i'll let you off :) i forgot you know about clothes somewhat

my favourite veggie shoes are macbeth actually. really comfy. the thing that pisses me off with the hot topic scene (we don't have them but that whole sort of buy yourself punk thing is still here) is that its turned punk into a cliche

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)

Ugh.

Yeah, I know that feeling. All these kids around here claiming to be punk in their leopard print skinny jeans, and stupid slogan shirts. You're not fucking punk, are you? Just hot topic core.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)

ah, yes, i hadn't thought of that

tellyouwhatididthinkof tonight, though
phil oakey. he basically invented emo-hair about 20 years before the fact. and does he get any credit?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)

I just Googled him.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)

and richie horton invented hitler hair 50 years after hitler died.

coincidence? i think not

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)

Outside McDonald's

(he's vegetarian)

Hahaha!

Lovely though... even if it reminds me a teeny bit of Carol Ann Duffy O_O

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)

Hahah.

:]

And who??

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)

She's a slightly creepy lesbian poet...

We had to study her poems for English GCSE at school.

Some are cool, like Salome, but others are kinda frightening.

Also: having been to a thing where she did a reading, I have come to the conclusion that she really needs to learn how to read her own poems. :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)

Hmmm...

is it good or bad that my poem reminds you of her? I'm thinking probably bad...

Also: I can read! ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

this is good, kk

I do like 'together for never'
I wrote a few similar emo crush poems as a teen, for example. Looking at it now, so naff I'm almost ashamed. Yours...much better

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)

Thank you.

:]

And oh my...I like yours, but it made me giggle more than it probably should have.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)

your pity of my younger self is welcomed :o)

though people don't change a whole lot as they get older, just more layers hide the once-fresh ones underneath

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)

Hahahah.

Really? I'll remember that. Then I can compare myself when I'm grown to how I am now.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)

he reads and

(clicks)

i do like drop dead, gorgeous... ah, the wonders of punctuation

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charlie?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)

Thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)

i'm glad you translated the poem from english into emo for us.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 4:04, archived)

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