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Tiny Little Metal Hammer Time...AAAAH FIRE!

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

ARRRRGHHH!

(nice I like)...

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Jorvic, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

haha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)

FUCKING STOP I NEED A SHIT

Woo and pfft!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

by the look of his pants

it's all a little bit too late

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

we share a birthday me and him

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin'
Two poor little babies are born
In the ghettoooooooooo
And their mamas cry
'cause if there's one thing that they can't make
that's another fucking birthday cake
so they're going to have share their birthday
In the ghettooooooooooooooo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

one of my favourite songs ever :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

so you don't ever get any cake because he keeps saying

"you can't touch this" ?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

pffft, i've also got van gogh and rolf harris :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

I've got Gauguin.

Locked in a cupboard.

And Anna Kournikova, but she's less ~~impressive~~ impressionist.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

i see what you did there

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)

a bit more famous than the one I share my birthday with

Nick "move it a millimeter, take a picture, move it another millimeter, take another picture" Park

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)

ooo and clapton and norah jones apparently

nick parks a pretty good one. you must have more famous people than that, there's only 365 days!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

my flatmate

shares his birthday with Kim Jon Il. this makes me chuckle..

i think I've got Princess Anne

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

founds me another, Torri Higginson

who was in Tekwar series, & the main person in charge in Stargate Atlantis series

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

I get...

John Travolta, Matt Dillon, Yoko Ono and Dr. Dre
:)

(Virulent, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

i like the way this sort of becomes a rorschach test

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

"It's an angry swan....and it's coming right for me!

OH GOD, LET ME OUT OF HERE!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)

god there's enough of them around the lake where i walk my dog

/middle class

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

If you were really middle class you'd be walking a swan.

And the lake would be full of dogs...and the working class.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

unfortunately father sold the mill

it's all gone topsy turvy since then. you know terrace houses were actually built that way? on purpose. not just shoved to gether to make room for industry. what a strange world.

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

awww right!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

Coming Next!

"A Blaxploitation triple bill featuring,
Blackula!
Blide Of Blackenstien AND
The Blunch Black Of Blotre Blame"

"OOOOoooh! Funkayyyyyy"

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

it has always been and will forever more continue to be all about SUPERFLY

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

Super Fly!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6eE16Cdb_EU

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

5* Choonidge

that is all.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

Haha, I loikes it.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

YAY! For

~~Home Made Pornography~~ Life Art!
Full Version NSFW.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

NSFW sorry.

A bit too graphic.

But nice work.

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Ratsta, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

Ah I See.

One Moment....

(you'd probably castrate michaelangelo's david if you had the chance, Facist!)

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

Not graphic enough

Wheres the amourous wheezle?!

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Jorvic, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

No flaps - not graphic enough

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

NICE

Nice drawing, loosen up though man. Just grab the pencil and jump right in. None of this scratchy outline shit.

(captain_pirate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

~~grab~~Drop

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

Saywhat? Your gonna have to explain that.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

I know

Thats how I draw, i can do propper bold strokes, my hand shakes too much, I have to feel my way through a picture..

(Basicly Im drunk alot, so a scribble any old bollocks and call it a picture, rahter than the random convergance of scratches it is..)

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Jorvic, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

Sorry

I can't unsee her saluting.

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coccyx approves this message, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

haha

Once in my life I want that to happen to me. Post coitious, as I exit the room out of the window.. a salute..

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Jorvic, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

Jiz on her

forehead next time.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

Haha

Not quite the same as a salute..Possibly with the swelling of "Land of Hope and Glory" as she does so..

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Jorvic, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)

hahaha

quality.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

LOLs

Flaps.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

SICK FILTH!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

Nicely drawn!

*click*

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ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

bald as the day she started school

woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

*inserts*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

you did a art - woo

and fuck the b3ta police! lunch time fuckin nazis on a 20 minute meal break!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

CARTOON GENITALS MAKE ME WANT TO BLOW A BIG LOAD OF INK OUT OF MY PENIS.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:13, archived)

^ Twat

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:58, archived)

Quick and Nasty, and probably bindun!

(Manontheedge Are you MANontheEDGE-ing Ok?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

BAT NEED LIME!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

BA' NEE' 'IME.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

That's

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

They need to meet this fella

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

I've heard that

she sung about it, while at

geographical lime

all the details were in

limeLight Reading

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

JAZZ-LEEM!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

The bandwagon image to end all bandwagon images

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

STOP PRESS

JERU IN BRITISH COMEDY SHOCKER

:)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

what's he going to do postprandial hey hey hey

i love postprandial i forget before breakfast's complicated word form though.

also the comics with garfield removed are hysterical

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

"Did sir

find such a rampage truely necessary?"

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

"Yes I bally well did Jeeves.

These shoes don't wear themselves in you know."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

good work :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

OH MAN I LOVE LIMES

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

Ihmmm...

this one is more relavent this time round i feel

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

WHO DOESNT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

Oh God - Not you now

:D

Ning

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

Is that by chance

Dalime Lima?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

Are we doing this?

Really? Do we really want a lime revival?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

FINE

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

Woo

The Lime Minister

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

Although some twunt stole my username when I did that :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

This^

Epiphalime

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

EPIPHANY_

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

Yes, lime transport

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

old proverb.. where there's money there's lime

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

true dat

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

vote: y/n

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
n
n
n
n
nn
n
n
nn
n
n
n
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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

Too slow Chicken Merango.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

nnnnn n n nn

nnn
n
nn
n

n
n
nn
n

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

too late

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

LIME IS MONEY

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

wellthis is really where is houldof put my anim.. ho hum

you live you ~~learn~~ lime

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8516454

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)

lol

good linking son

*do it again I kill you*

:D

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

The other side of your note

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

Press faster!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

SHITTING LIMES ALL OVER THE FUCK. I AM GOING TO RUN AWAY AND CRY.

GOOD NIGHT ALL.

I FOUND THIS AMUSING:

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

Nite!

Don't let the bed-limes bite.

[/:-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

HAHAHA

FAME! Night you horrid.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

BAT SAYS:

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

Hahaha

YES
WHY
EEE
ESSS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

EPIC LIMEMENT!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

No Left Turn

I don't think it's been dun, and if you've seen the movie, this is the funniest entry I've seen in for a while :)

(Virulent, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

what a cunt

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

My Mate's Gran (WIP) ...

... she's a right tinker

all done in Xara Xtreme 4 with vector brushes and stuff like that ... 100% vector. A bit more still do on it really.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

Winner?

Only joking, that's ace

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

BAT NEED LIME!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

Nicely crafted.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

Veeeery nice.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

Uncle Quentin?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

this is fucking fantastic

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

YOU ARE A CUNT

Because you can do splendid things which I can't.

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

SPORE IS FUGGING ACE!!!!

click to see proper version of living CDC(417 kb)

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

throbber!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

Uno cero

Click for bigger (162KB)

(kwality8, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

That's a funny looking bat.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

Cymru am byth!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

LIMES.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

LIMEBATS?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

*FEARS*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

YES.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

HAHAHAHA, I have no image to counter this, so I'm going to have to give you pixel porn

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

LOOK AT THE TITS ON HER!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

CRIKEY! SHE'S ALL TITS! PHONE THE POPE!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

IN THIS THREAD WE POST BATS BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARY.

SCARY BATS WIN.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)

BATS BATS BATS FLAPS FLAPS FLAPS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

HOLY FLYING BOLLOCKS, BATHAM.

YOU ARE WINNING.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

the tables

they are broken

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

have an old bat

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

Oh fuck, Amy. OH FUCK.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

Stop posting this! D:

It gives me nightmares... ;_;

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

~~nightmares~~ THE HORN!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

you love it.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

Eurgh...

I've just noticed how skimpy that top is. You can see her stomach...
She's barely contained. *Bokes*

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

just be glad

the image cuts off where it does. it looks liek you are narowly being saved from granny flange

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

grange ? flanny?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

jesus, it's a good job I'm a mentally ill sick fuck

otherwise this image would put me off the nice slice of mince pie I'm eating

yum, mince :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

~~eating~~ Inserting penis into

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

I'M RAPING ICELAND FROZEN MINCE PIES!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

DRAW A SODDING BAT MR DANCING MEATS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

I drawed a bat, he is ready for sodding, he has large batcock

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

I read that as minge pie.

It made me snigger.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

sracist!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

4 and 20 MINGES baked in a pie!

"smells a bit fishy innit" "ocean pie?" "what's ocean pie?" "I dunno, they put the ocean in it" "what? waht a fuck I KILL YOU!" "AHA! NOW I AVENGE MY UNCLE!"

*dramatic koto music*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

Ooh that reminds me.

Am I right in thinking you're something of a manga buff?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

I like watching them when I see them, but I don't know shit about any of it

just that in them certain things always happen

to an uncle

or grandfather

mysteriously, or not mysteriously (if he/she/it/actual alien/demon has mysterious past)

and then everything has to be explained in complete detail by everyone

including the baddie

who explains and laughs while explosions happen around him in slow motion and he's like "AHA YES, YOUR UNCLE... I KNOW THE TRUTH!" but this is while the baddie is dying and then says something random like "HE HAS BROKEN THE GATE!! "

and then he dies.

That's pretty much every anime, not including mecha-teen-alien-angst-hentai tentacle girl stuff

edit: and over 253 episodes, nothing _actually_ happens :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

Haha fair enough.

I was reading a free preview book today and wanted some reccomendations. I'm just going to buy the one with the flashiest cover.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

just get as many as you can

before you know it you'll best otaku of some kind of adventure!

let's happy! ^__^

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

^.^

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

I like you

but not when you post that :(

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)

30 seconds in paint, following 5 stellas i would say its not bad

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

ITS A BUNNY"!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

gives him a cuddles!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

YEEEEEEEEEEES! HE IS SCARY BAT. LOTS OF BATS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

oh, go on then

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

HAHAHAHA BATS LEGLESS BATS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

oo yeah!

forgot about them...

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charlie?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

HAHA! He has the BEST EYES.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

And these eyes arnt scary?

b3ta.com/board/8516254

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

6 minute bat

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

HOLY SHITTY JESUS THATS TERRIFYING

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

Oh dear Jesus!

Edit: Slightly less scary now it's coloured in.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

FUCKING SHIT. BLOOMIN' SHIT BUGGERY, NOBBY.

I think this is more fearsome than Batubby.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

awww man, thats much scarier than mine.

well done!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

MY B@ IS ON TV

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

OH YES - BEAR BAT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE ME. BECAUSE I'M PURILE.

FURTHERMORE, THIS BAT HAS A JERSEY.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

HES IN A HARD HITTING GRIMEY TV DRAMA

ITS ALL THEY WEAR

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

there are bats in the vicinity of my house

BATS!!

GO AWAY BATS

I don't like them

nawty bats :(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

They vant your blood innit

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

yeah well! they can take my blood from my cold dead hands!

er, hang on

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

DAMN BRUV YOU'S DEAD INNIT :O

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

LOL! I'M DEAD! *steals own wallet* HAH TAKE THAT YER TWAT

oh, I'm dead

X_X

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

I DON'T LIKE MOTHS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

fuck

fuck, I need an optical mouses

I have a ball mouses, it is broken, I have no mouses mat, fuck! this is why I am drawing in pencils all the time :(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

HE HAS A BIG WILLY.

I HAVE A SPARE OPTICAL MOUSE IF YOU WANT?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

yes! pleas gaz me it!

HAHA AH A HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA H

*cries*

i must buy optical mices, and graphics card

and another graphics card

and.. 2 hard drives

3 external device cases

2 power supplies

oh, 4gb of ram

and spare kezboards

no

5 gb of ram

also I need a mixer

and

4+2+? monitors

can you gaz them pls :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

YUS K.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

YAY!

also I need a car, and a hat

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

I HAVE DRAWN U WON.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

IT'S USB IS THAT K?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

YES! AS I WILL MLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNG

LMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNGLMGLNG

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

FUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHG

FUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHGFUHG

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

HAHA

I have almost ran out of cheap iceland cream/piss/wine drink stuff

I am sad now :(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

I HAVE GOT: NO BEER. HOW WILL I BEER?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

YOU MUST IMPROVISE WITH HOUSEHOLD FLUID

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

LOL LASER MOUSES HAS LASERS!

FRICKEN LAZERS!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

hAHAHAHA

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

I need a fixed keyboardz

And probably a desktops PC
And my old laptop fixed

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

Draw in pencils more

What ever you do - dont use a laptop touch pad - Youve seen the results in all of my posts

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

I would go on a cdc frenzy

for a change :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

The best kind of frenzy

Im gonna miss the internet :(
Stupid moving house

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

try and obtain a house that doesn't move so much

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

That takes away the fun!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

I haven't got paint :D

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

Thats ace!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

I prefer yours.

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

haha thanks!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

He's my favourite so far.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

*dances*

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

OH FUCK PUT ON A PANTS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

TIME: PANTS.

FIGURE 1: PANTS.

IN CLOSING: PANTS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

I refute your pants and replace them with my own!

Undergarments are clothes worn under other clothes, often next to the skin. They keep outer garments from being soiled by perspiration, shape the body and provide support for parts of it, and in cold climates help the wearer to keep warm. Undergarments can be used to preserve the wearer's modesty, as well as for erotic effect. Special types of undergarments have religious significance. Some items of clothing are designed as underwear, while others such as T-shirts and certain types of shorts are appropriate both as undergarments and as outer clothing. If made of suitable material, some undergarments can serve as nightwear or swimsuits

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

THIS LOOKS SHOPPED.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

NO IZ RL SPCE PANTS!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

Haha I dont have time to read the text!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)

read it, it's very educational

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

I dont need educating

Im 3/4 of the way to having MEng After my name

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

ahah! but you see

you'll eventually gain so much expertise in an ever shrinking field that you'll have to have someone operate light switches for you because.. this joke was funnier in my head

*cries*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

LOL

etc...

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

hehehe

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LOT. MINE'S SLEEPING.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

Aww sleepy batty

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

HE HAS SHIT ALL DOWN HIM.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

IT'S A CUNTING BRANCH AND STOP SHOUTING.

HE'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

I WONT. AND REDS ARE HORRIBLE.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

It's my sig.

Ithankyou.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

It is. They're still horrid.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

You're horrid.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

*SNIFFLE*

BUT I WELL LOVE YOU.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

Nope.

You're 'orrid. I ain't 'avin' i'. I' ain' righ'. Be less 'orrid.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

'' ' '''' '' '''' ''''''

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

You 'eard.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

I DID A NOFA

Click for bigger (37KB)

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

I CANNOT COMBINE PACMAN AND BAT.

BACMAT?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

BATMAN LOL

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

HURRRHURRRHURRRRFIUUGGGHHGHGRRUGUGHHGG.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

MANMAN

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

yes you did

now clear it up
:)

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

I'll pee this old comp entry here then ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

DRAW A GODDAMN BAT. PEES ARE NOT BATS.

I DO QUITE LIKE BATMAN THOUGH.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

I DID ANOTHER ASWELL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

*donates*

*outrages at Wogan taking a cut*
*rejoices as bat sucks Wogan's blood dry*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

HE HAS BEEN SHOT IN THE EYE. THIS MAKES HIM BLIND.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

THAT LOOK LIKE A DARGON.

ZUBAT USES CONFUSE RAY.
ENEMY ZUBAT USES CONFUSE RAY.
ZUBAT IN CONFUSED.
ENEMY ZUBAT IS CONFUSED.
*KISS*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

A BAT(ish) for YOUY :D

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

happy candlebat day

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

so it is!

thankinlgingns :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

yapaloooo!

creeps up dunit?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

Six times?

You don't come here for the hunting, do you? [/;-D

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

ARGLY!

HAPPY BAT CANDLE DAY!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

super bat.

and happy day!

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:18, archived)

Ooh the stockings!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

*CRY*

BAT.

*CRY*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

A BAT

I tried to do something special then resorted to hammering one out with extreme speed.
Fucking touchpads.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

FURTIVE BAT!

AYAYAAYAA

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

HAHA SQUARE FACED FACE BAT!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

Hahahahahahaahahah

"hammering one out with extreme speed" Nice bat. How's it going?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

It's going aaaalright, my dear

how are you?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

Knackered.

I've just started full time work :( When are we going to co-plan the mini bash?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

*work fives*

I started today aswell!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

I started last week.

I got promoted too. Now I gots to save like carzy yo.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

Im not really "working" as such

Its more pissing about in labs with powder and stuff - But I do get to take pictures of drops of water falling onto beds of powder with like 3000FPS and look at the sweet stuff happen in slow motion....rambles on about science

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

*envies* Someday...

I'm making coffee.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

Hahaha

Unlucky - I get a labcoat and everything - I might try and see if i can even get my own desk

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

bat-tle chicken. with bat leg

(

arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

HAHA! PAINT BAT PLS. BUT BAT LEG IS AWESOME.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

bat drawn in one continuous line

(

arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

AMAZING!

I vote: continuous line thread one other evening.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

When I get internets again

Then do it

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

secondeadereded

(

arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

Scary bat?

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

UNFFFGH.

CRICKET.

UNNNNGGGHFFFf.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

Happy bat! :D

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

HAHA! He has an ace smile!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

Well

It's an effort, albeit a bad one!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:DD:

YAAAAAY

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

lolz, geddit?

(

charlie?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

WHAT AN AWFUL JOKE.

BUT WHAT A BAT BAT.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

OH GOD TERRIBLE PUN!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

I done drawed a bat

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

LOVE IT!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

Come to Murray

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

hahahaha

this is truly magnificent.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)

FRED JOCK.

EVERYONE DRAW A BAT IN PAINT. THE SCARIEST BAT WINS.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)

Haha brilliant

And what a match - that point in the 3rd set when he won it off the court - smashing stuff

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)

i would say he's gon' get raped by nadal

but even he played shit with an injury

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

Hahahahahah fuck

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

ahhhh the oldies really are the oldies aren't they....

My Webshite

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

Oh good lord.

That pun hurt!

Now where's that InjuryLawyers4U number?

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)

PUNTASTIC!!!!

DING DING DING DING DING!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)

Oooouuchh!!

i was expecting, "try to make me go to riyadh, i say no, no, no."
*clicks hard*

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)

hahahahah maybe for a follow up.

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

(Davis Catpnenis, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

*counts pennies out*

What do I get for £2.83?

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

grodon brown

Click for bigger (2KB)

(Davis Catpnenis, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

Hahaha

Best CFB EVER!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)

OH NOES THEY BE STEALING MAH 2KB.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)

I move here tomorrow morning

And Im bored senseless as all the fun stuff is packed.
Bollocks!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)

Hahaha

awww :)

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

AWW ISN'T THAT CUTE.

IT'S A HOSUE.

(

tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

ITS GOT A BAY WINDOW - WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU GOT

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

I DON'T EVEN HAVE FOUR WALLS.

THAT'S BETTER THAN SOME STUPID FUCKING BAY WINDOW LOOK AT THE VIEW I HAVE

(

tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

NO VIEW YOU TWUNT

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

I have never come across yooooou before

o_O

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

That's the first time I've EVER heard you say that.

Horny git.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

I didn't think that ladykind could do that!

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

Your not doing it right obviously

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

Or you've been sleeping with trannies.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

No - they had all natural lady bits

They worked just like ladies do
I would thing of something to rhyme
But the cleaning fluids are hurting my head

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

Hello are you a lurker who has shown themselves. I'VE YET TO COME ACROSS YOU, YOU SEE.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

JAPES ON ME?

WHATWHY?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)

WHEN

*sprinkles you liberally with juices*

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)

That's a tad strange.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)

Haha smiley house :)

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

Ill be so fucking glad to move

Seriously - Flatamtes have left this one with washing up still to do - loads of cleaning to do
The bastards!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

I want a new house, suddenly.

I know! I finally have my life planned out! I shall buy a lottery ticket, win loads of cash, buy a really awesome house and fill it with awesome things, then live in it happily ever after!

To the newsagents!

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

Sounds like a plan

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)

Huzzah!

*picks numbers and random and crosses fingers*

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)

4 8 15 16 23 42

Winners!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)

Haha!

I'm not sure even those numbers would work for me! I never win anything :(

Besides, surely there's a dedicated few that choose those every week, so should they happen to come up, I'd have to share the loot.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

Something of alot is better then nothing

Innit :)
And the curse would be spread amoung lots of people

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

Yay, curses!

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

YAY CURSES ARE THE BESTEST KIND O CURSES

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)

Haha why is everyone so shouty at this time of night!

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)

Sorry

Its late and dark and scary - shouty makes us feel safe

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)

It is late ...

Night, B3ta.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

i bloody envy you

for having everything packed in advance.
good luck with the move, sir.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

Well not everything is packed as of yet

Laptop is still alive as are tomorrows clothes - but thats about it
Otherwise tehre would be absolutely nothing to do

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

organised too.

did i mention i hate you? ;)

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

I know, Im a catch ;)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)

Let me know when you want that tablet.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)

haha will do :)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

DEES HOUS IS WANKY.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

YOU ARE WANKY WANKTTSR

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

O WOT A LOBBELY FING 2 SEY TO ME.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)

WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK

b3ta.com/board/7712145

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

A tea epic. DO IT. WHAT IS IS? DO IT.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

b3ta.com/board/4737019

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)

IT APPEARS YOU ARE SPAMMING LINKS.

b3tar.con/boerd.com/3963789398 post /user/.html

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

Random links FTW - its fun!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)

Look what I found......

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

This, of course

is what any of us would naturally do

but where, for the rest of us to enjoy?

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)

The utopia of Milton Keynes

its full of them.... Ahem....

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

Serious suicide joint

people need to move to Crewe or Guildford

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)

Hahaha!

Oh my, that's a BIG one!

I saw one on a bus stop poster that looked like the kid didn't actually know what he was drawing but had just copied it rather badly as a 'rude thing', I wish I'd gotten a pic 'cos it was oddly rather comforting to know there were still some kids out there with such innocent naivete!

(

..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

This kind of artwork should be encouraged

if only to make people smile... Perhaps a website dedicated to CDCs around the world?

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)

Like, for e.g,

Bus Stop Knobs

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

Haha!

I love the internets some times.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)

Oh marvelous!

Yeh, that's the stuff, LOL!

(

..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)

...

Click for full (575k)

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

haha! shit peas

damn those 'urban gulls.' they're rampant in these parts.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)

Thanks to the tourists

ours are getting huge and good at pestering people for food - this is a bad thing.

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

we don't have tourists

ours are after the bin bags.
i saw one trying to make off with a pigeon the other week. sounds funny, but it was a little shocking.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)

~~make~~ cop

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)

haha

come to think of it, i did get a bit of a semi.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)

heh

Bird-on-bird action can do that, yeah

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)

Pffft

Seams.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

And yet he's still rather well liked,

unlike the people who make a fuss about him like you're doing.
Hmm.

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

^ This

JJ has genuine talent, and his characters dont make me shudder with fear like some furry stuff ive seen on the web. Just google it and see the difference!

Im not that keen on spider & scorpion, but i always catch up on SA.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

even though he's not funny

and a furry. says a lot about b3ta then doesn't it

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

jollyjack seems like the kind of guy

who chuckles at webcomics like xkcd while torrenting his animes

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

Why the hell

do you reply to your own messages rather than editing them?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)

that's how I roll

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)

maybe i'm just awesome like that

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)

I detect jealousy.

I suspect you are unable to draw nipples yourself.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)

i can draw nipples

wonderful nipples, want me to draw nice dark brown nipples like my own

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)

I feel there is something slightly ironic

about calling people stupid, while posting shite at half eleven at night, rather than going and doing something that isn't meant to be offensive.

Go plant some turnips or something. Or do turnips offend you?

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)

turnips are incredibly offensive to my people

radishes are where it's as bruddah

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)

Small red and insignificant, with a foul aftertaste.

Over-compensating for something?

Or do you just find like that?

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)

that describes me perfectly

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)

oh man

i was hoping one of you would bitch about the size of the image so I could use this:

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)

Possibly the reason you don't find XKCD funny

is because you actually have to think about the humour.

You seem like the kind of person who needs custard pies and people pulling faces.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)

mmm no it's too gbs

i used to like xkcd but now, jesus christ

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)

XKCD

Is OK, but sometimes it seems to be oblique for the sake of being oblique

PS Jolly Jack does seem to have some furry tendencies, but that doesn't have any bearing on the fact that he's a madly skilled illustrator and can write some chuckle-worthy stuff.

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

What ClanSoul said, really.
I think that JJ's stuff is lurvely, I was even hoping that your post meant I'd find some new sexy beasts below.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)

"sexy beasts"

do you enjoy beastiality huh are you some kind of furry

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)

Science.

JollyJack = Talent
You =/= Talent

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Logiconor ) (, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

Our Andy!

(ormondroyd, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

TOO FUCKING BIG LOOK AT THAT THING MAKE IT SMALLER

READ THE FUCKING F A Q NOOB

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

Ehwhat?

I make it 14K
*confused*

(ormondroyd, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)

I thought of Gecko

then this happened

/sorry, it's never happened before.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)

LOL LOL

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tolin its me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)

Avocado lady

Avocado lady is happy. Are you?

(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)

i see your avacado lady

and raise you dumpling boy.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)

Wow.

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)

Nemo!?

You gotta love Chinese food, it's always entertaining!

*edit* see?

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..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)

Chinese?

I don't recognise any of that as chinese tbh o_O

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)

Well I may be wrong, it was a birthday meal at a restaurant called Red Chili in Leeds,

lovely place and fantastic service, average food TBH, but all very nicely presented and better than any buffet fodder.

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..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

i see your dumpling boy

and raise you...

a blob fish!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)

he looks sad :(

I bet he is drinking Stella, that's enough to make anyone sad :( :'(

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)

Finding Nemo

You found it...
and cooked it... :F

(Tzupi my cat likes tomato :F, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

holy mole!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)

i hate you all

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)

graphics tablet...and no cdc???

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)

My thoughts exactly!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

editted to include cock reference to keep you twisted b3tards happy

is female b3tard a b3tach?

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)

That's right, don't let him wiggle out of this one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)

oooerr

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)

Tis a nice pickycher.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

thank you : )

and you should try street hookers.. they're cheaper than the escorts.

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

Hahaha!

/hadn't thought of it like that

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

heres one for you stan

the head came from a picture someone i know sent to me...basicly i sent him an e-mail taking the piss a bit and it's all come from that, he doesn't know it's me at all and it's gotten to this now...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)

For me?

Thankyou..I think....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

£50 quid to fill an escort!?!

Did she make you pay for dinner too?

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)

Here's me thinking I was making a political statement!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)

I told you that was for frapping over only.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

haha.

you and your razzle magazine collection, tut.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

thanks for shopping out the Mandy magazines.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)

thats ok. ;)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)

I done did a link.

Some musics.
www.b3ta.com/links/200891

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)

i likes your musics :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)

Did it yeeeears ago on Music 2000.

I did a Star wars one, A kids tv one, a Simpsons one and a Looney Toons one.
Amongst "real" music too.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)

2/10 needs more cocks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

1/8 needs more cocks

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)

SOLD

how are you today?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)

Pretty OK, thanks. Just spending waaaay too much money on music at the moment.

Yourself?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)

Spending too much on train tickets ;)

I've been to five cities this last weekend. It was nice though.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)

See the sights did you?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

Mainly a friends wedding and some other friends

but we did get all touristy in Amsterdam and Leiden, just for fun ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)

you spend money on music?

how rare.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)

multiply out your fractions damn it

2/10 = 1/5

/maths-pedant

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)

YEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEEYEYEYEYYY

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

Senseless crime.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)

all mimes should helped to kill themselves

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)

*boobytraps invisible wall*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)

take that you silent bastard

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)

Hehe

Bury him in a glass box.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

Nevermind.

I never understand why people put b3ta in their tags.
It rather limits you I'd have thought.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)

Well if people want to find them

to say "We'd like to give you lots of money and ladies for the rights to this picture", then they know where to find you. :p

Although I've never bothered taggingmy stuff. It's not worth stealing.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

Makes sense.

Yeah I've never tagged mine. Once you start tagging it's like admitting you're taking it seriously.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)

unless you choose a more mediocre username, of course

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

It fucking is :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

I guess it's just to identify the source once it goes viral

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

That's fair enough.

I didn't think of that.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

I won't tag from now on.

I thought it was suggested at one point.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)

Haha nah man I wasn't saying don't tag!

I was just wondering. Do what you want.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5584815

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)

Right that's definitive.

Thanks.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)

I knew I read it somewhere.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)

Hahaha

TJ: BEHOLD the power of the Mac:

CFB^
My old PC versus the new beast I bought today at biblical expense

And by christ the Mac settings are doing my ~~head~~ fingers in, other than the sheer power of thing, which is all rockets and Flash Gordon

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)

Is that a keyboard or a credit card?

Looks supoib!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)

My credit card has gone to a health spar to recover the horrors of today

that is indeed a keyboard, by Christ they are expensive

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)

Is that a 3com OfficeConnect I see, or is it branded as something else?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)

I cannot read this post,

it's all geek to me!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

He's talking about the wireless router on the shelf.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)

That's the interweb thingy isn't it?

The phone thing?

:P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)

Haha yes.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)

gay

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new_matt, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)

lol

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

Fucking well done.

You will never ever go back.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)

What he said.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

pfffttttttttt

you homos.

be a bit more adventurous and be electronically bisexual.

macs are nice but you could get a equally more powerful machine in a PC.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

Equally more powerful? :)

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)

yes

or one more similar.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)

Vista is holding all back apparently

I'm no expert, but am simply fed up with the risk running a windows based platform; despite two firewalls and a router on the PC

I set myself a budget of £2000 for a new PC but what i'm now on is faster, at £2500, and less prone to unwanted nasty things in the long run, plus has a virtual environment I can run Windows XP and all my games

And came with CS3 Suite :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)

Ha ha Macs

*Adult fisher price activity centre"

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)

when I spend the same amount on a backup PC as a spare and alternative set of gears, we shall find out which one I spend my time on

but i'm not touching Vista

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

Vista is quite nice, actually.

It just gets trolled to fuck. Like macs.
I can't confirm if it's any good for gaming, but for what I use my laptop for it's much nicer than XP.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

Vista is just like windows ME

A stopgap OS to keep Microshaft quids in. It's a huge public beta test.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)

No, ME was an abomination that didn't work.

Vista's not even in the same league.
Usability-wise it's much nicer than xp, and just as stable. This is personal experience, of course, and your mileage may vary. I wouldn't recommend it for businesses.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)

Got warned away from it from my IT guy

on account of speed and other issues; I suspect someone will now discredit this; though I will hold his advice

The speed i'm experiencing is simply incredibable

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

Nope he's right

Vista is a resource hog. We're sticking with XP til Vienna is released.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

And it's sexy as fuck and works properly.

I'm not saying Macs never crash (although none of mine have crashed in the last .... 5 years, probably) - they do have problems, things need resetting and applications need force quitting occasionally. However, I bought a MBP in February and I've only had to switch it off to install updates.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)

i really hate macs.

not coz they're crap or anything.

Just try managing them in a large windows corporate network - bloody nightmare.

And Office Mac users are the worst ponciest bastards.........

There's no challenge in a computer that works properly...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)

also i'm curious?

how can a rectangular box be sexy?

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)

There's a fleshlight port on the back.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)

just make sure to

avoid the firewire port then...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

Haha!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)

or:

Use bootcamp on said Mac and be truly electronically bisexual. Thus totally smashing the 'equally more powerful' PCs XP or Vista boot time to smithereens.

Its the dogs danglies.

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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)

That's true,

I've never gone back to one ;)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)

I am quite jealous.

Your first Mac?

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

I worked with one before the zoo at Big pictures

and seem to remember thinking they were a bit over rated at the time to be honest, but no way right now; this is simply awesome power

But at mentalist expense, so im not going to knock PC's for being cheaper; each to their own

I've even got a virtual Windows XP environment to play all my old Star Wars games on :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)

ooh, shiny

congrats on your new monster!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

hmm, lefty dock! a renegade manouver.

Is that the obligatory desktop ash tray I see?

And welcome, you will never leave etc etc

(AMadDayYes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

Looks purrrdy!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

If it wasn't so heavy

I would take it to bed later

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)

Oh I don't know

I've taken many a heavy thing to bed in my time ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)

Or you could get a PC of better spec for half as much...

Sorry, I'm a bit of a Mac Basher, mostly it's my dislike of the mark-up that seems to be levied for a white case. Many people point to OS X as a good OS, maybe true, but it's running on over-specific hardware.

EDIT: Normally I would keep my stupid mouth shut, but it was so lovely outside, and I had some really nice beer in the fridge...

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)

What I will knock is the Apple store shopping environment

there I was trying to digest what I was about to spend a vast amount of money on, with some shop worker banging away aimlessly on a piano keyboard on the next computer. I had to tell him to shut up three times so I could think, before learning afterwards from the apparent twelve year old who sold me my deal it is Apple policy to do that

Can't think = easier sale

Which is bollocks really, though I had my last PC for nine years; so this all seems like a dream

Plus it looks metallic and nice

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)

fuck apple

they fucked up my laptop, deinstalled ~~quicktime~~quickshite and it deinstalled the wifi drivers, had to reinstall the drivers 3 fucking times before it finally worked, and now whenever I bring the machine out of standby, an Asus program that senses the FN key crashes

so I say again

FUCK APPLE!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)

hahaha

MSI: Paris
Edit:

Well the chalk guy has to try and lighten the mood I suppose.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)

Bellend, check

Spunk, check

Three pubes, check

Mime CDC, LOL

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)

good job :)

i likes
:D

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arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)

mimes can't call for help silly, and even if there was another mime nearby, the chance that they mime the same language is minimal

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

I will be discussing this over pints of lager this evening.

Or maybe not, depending.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)

Better in my head

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)

is it a floating wizards hat?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

~~hat~~ sleeve

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

to be cumed in

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)

get your robe

:D

also: nice eschering!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

i have a nice opened front robe

but i don't wear anything under the robe

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)

Heh heh heh.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

arf

Nice one!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)

most

excellent.
I present you with a WOO.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)

Nicely!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

I like

click

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)

oh yes indeed

this is in my top 3 for sure! excellent and v clever!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)

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