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A school-type doodle, I think, since he's raising his hand.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:55, archived)

Cheerful :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:58, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:59, archived)

you misspelled hellogood

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:58, archived)

I did?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:59, archived)

Are your schoolfriends Hitler?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:02, archived)

...no...

why?

EDIT: Hahahahahah, I get it. xD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:02, archived)

I moved his ear-thing

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:06, archived)

Pfft!

Sieg Heil!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:07, archived)

Pfffftahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:07, archived)

Pah, far too easy.

Get creative, dude.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:18, archived)

Hahahahahahah

What the shit?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:20, archived)

I dunno, you drew it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:21, archived)

Yeah

but I didn't draw that version *points*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:22, archived)

Liar.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:23, archived)

No you are.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:25, archived)

BUT WHAT AM I.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:26, archived)

WHAT?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:31, archived)

I don't even know.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:34, archived)

Oh, okay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:36, archived)

arm glee!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:46, archived)

HAHAHA!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 6:32, archived)

'hands up who wants a bumming"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:11, archived)

They never said that at my school...

But they did say 'hands up who wants an F for the day'

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:13, archived)

well, I did go to an all-boys school.

so did anybody get themselves an F just for jolly?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:14, archived)

Ahh...

Nah, I don't think so. But plenty people got Fs anyway. Cos they were fail and stuff, y'know...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:16, archived)

FAIL: A VERB, A NOUN, BUT NOT AN ADJECTIVE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:34, archived)

UGH WHATEVER

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:35, archived)

OLD PEOPLE

THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERNET

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:57, archived)

WE BUILT THIS INTERNET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:18, archived)

On rock and roll?

*Runs*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:28, archived)

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:54, archived)

Ok....I'll give it a chapter.

www.b3ta.com/board/8707890

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

I hate to correct you but...

~~strided~~ strode.

I think.

:D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:47, archived)

Ok BUSTED......

I'm drunk...... can I be allowed one mistake?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:50, archived)

Yes, you may.

I were just sayin' is all...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:50, archived)

Didn't mean to come across as nasty...

Apols.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:54, archived)

Sokay.

*offers hug*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:55, archived)

You don't need those commas around the brackets. :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:54, archived)

Actually,

if anything, the brackets weren't neccesary. However, that would, in itself, create improper syntax....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:06, archived)

i think these are good

but i'm too tired to read

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:07, archived)

sorry

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)

Pfft!

But you missed Soham....

Too soon?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)

Arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)

Damn those brummies.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)

Well...

it looks like they were touched where it smells---I.E Birmingham....

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltWremW2zeE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)

Hahaha

"He touched my basildon again, sir."
"You twisted little bastard Jenkins!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

pff

the old ones
are the oldest

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

Bwah ha ha ha ha!

Makes me laugh lots, like a funny thing.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)

hehehe

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)

Hahaha!

morning rofl!
*clicks*

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Weetobix, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 7:54, archived)

hahaha

molestation mockery lols

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)

here comes... HELLBOD!

doo-do-doo-dooby-dooby-do-do-dooo

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rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)

I can see his backward penis!

~~Genius!~~

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

i can see his backward penis!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

yeah,

I knew somebody would see it that way

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rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)

Well - this *is* b3ta.

I'm sure Ladbrokes wouldn't give you good odds against.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:17, archived)

yes!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)

He's dancing

to 'The Way We Talk'

:D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)

Is that by some shite like

Tokio(sic) Hotel?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)

Naah.

Different shite.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)

Ah. Ok then, I like that song :)

Much like I like this one :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU3KBI5qyEY

Does that make me an emo?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)

Naah

it just means you know good music. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fagt

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

LOLOL

lame face

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)

:( *hugs his face* :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

FACEHUGGER

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)

>:'(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)

Sorry.

*offers hug*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

>:( NO

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)

*hugs anyway*

*runs away*
LOL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)

Why are you apologising to him?

He is someone on the internet. Therefore he is not real.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)

And you're a fanny. Shush now.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)

Hmmmmm....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)

Sweet!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH-T3V9EC5s

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)

I'm actually listening to Jimmy Eat World right now.

I saw them live last winter. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)

Don't get me started on Jimmy Eat World live!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)

You saw 'em, too?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)

I read in NME they're changing their name to Jimmy Eat Dick for the European market

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)

Pfffthahahah

They should.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

You are clearly a foolish american for calling it dick instead of cock ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)

WE'RE ALL AMERICANS, DUDE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)

No we are not.

The majority of Americans are idiots.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)

Hey! I'm no...

wait...I don't get it. :/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

You're ok.

You will notice that I said the majority. Not all....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)

Hahahahah

This is true.

:D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)

in my country both are acceptable

although 'dick' seems to be in the ascendant, particularly in such usage as "awww shutup dick" and "awww harden up dick".
The cognate 'dickhead' doesn't really work with 'cock', although 'cocknose' is probably better than 'dicknose'.

also PRICK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)

though I think in Australia 'dick' is prevalent.

esp. DICKHEAD WANKER

with the Aussie inflection it's more deeck whereas with us it's closer to duck.
I SHOULD TOTALLY DO A POSTGRAD DIPLOMA IN COMPARATIVE PROFANITY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)

I *think* i saw them about 10 years ago

but i can't really remember

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)

Same time I saw them first time.

....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)

sounds about right

i've been stalking you for at lest 15 years

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)

Pfft!

But they were ace! And they still are!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

i will have a listen

i think they might have been a support act, but i can't remember who for either

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)

Well the first time I saw them they weren't but they played a tiny venue.

The last time I was meant to see then, when they toured that album above, they were supporting blink 182. But they cancelled the gig because Tom DeLonge wouldnt get on a plane a day after September the 11th. Cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)

might have just been a bunch of bands

in a tiny pub.

i recognise some of their songs now but I didn't know who they were!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)

I wouldn't worry.

I'm listening to Springsteen anyway :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)

i can see his backward penis!

Woo!

ALSO: JERU! JERU! JERU! WHO ARE THE PEOPLE IN YOUR BAT SHIT CRAZY EPIC-O-PIC?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)

From left to right:

keb/aba/ab/ab (or however you punctuate his name) dressed as Captain Haddock from Tintin, Cockweasle, Face, Miscodeats, Ttssattsr, Pineapple, petehix, you, rhyme minister and me in the painting in the background.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

How long did that take.

I am going to assume somewhere between forever and fucking yonks.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)

6 days, ish.

Started Monday Evening. Posted Sunday Evening.

I'll sort out the wood panelling on the walls, and the marbelly skirting board thing to something less shit and rushed at a later date, also fix the right side of my moustache, and add some wall oil lamps, chandelier, a sideboard with rows of full champagne glasses and other clutter before I shove it in my profile and on deviantart (seeing as it is actually a sort of proper art).

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)

HELLYEAH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)

sorry again

/cheap & dirty

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

hahahahahahahah!

it may be cheap and dirty but it made me laugh like a loon.

/now not making eye contact with colleagues

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)

HehHeh!

Nicely done!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

great!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

psy

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

psssyyyyDUCK

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)

Haha I knew it was you as soon as I saw this, somehow :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)

BANANADUCK WILL KILL YOUR FACE!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

thats awesome!

do geodude next

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

TODAY: POKEMON CATCHES YOU

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)

haha

yay!

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rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

*master balls*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)

diamond pete #2

previously

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

DID YOU CTRL+I?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)

DID I?

no. asswad

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

Dork :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)

Hahahah

I like Diamond Pete. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

Your grammar and syntax are well off Ash ;)

How do?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

Ash? eh?

i'm pretty dandy. i had a well easy shift at work but still got a tenner in tips. i've got the beginnings of a fun Diamond Pete story in the works and the missus is back in england tomorrow

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)

YAY!

I'm happy for you :)

But not for us, when she is around you don't post so much ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

actually i tend to post more when she's around :)

i haven't been on the leader post board all summer :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

Fair enough.

My opinions are all based on two things.

Conjecture

and

Denim....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

bloody denim

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)

I fucking know!

It gets me in so much trouble!

I should just wear corduroy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)

shes doing a nekkid!

woo

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

not quite

its just a well tiny dress

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

You can tell by her perpendicular muff!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

Generic noir response.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

i only did this in the hope you'd post this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)

I only posted it so I didn't have to criticise you blunt use of the word cunt which is ill fitting with the rest of the diction.

I had a noir slang site I was using a while back somewhere in my bookmarks, the word roscoe is sadly underused.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

how would you have phrased it then?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)

I would have said she was 'top dollar ankle'.

But obviously if you want to precisely go for a genital whiff reference then I imagine you would have to alter the rest of your noir patter around it, as classic noir wouldn't really use base terms abruptly like that. Especially as the majority of it was euphemistic slang even when they were being crude.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)

thats rather good advice actually.

is 'ankle' really suggestive enough though?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)

It just means an attractive woman, rather than implicitily meaning a prostitute.

But I just felt it fitted together quite well, ankle seems to have a much nicer quality than dame or doll.

Try this, there aren't that many words but it was the only real reference I could find: www.miskatonic.org/slang.html

Pointless information, I searched for it hoping to try to use it to learn about slang and hopefully to slip a decent amount into my book, but I was quite concerned with not being able to do it well like A Clockwork Orange and just sounding terrible and contrived like Star Trek or every other Sci-Fi. I also had to look up oil rigging slang for another part.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)

thats part of the thing i'm looking to avoid with this story. i hate people telling stories with too much contrived jargon in.

how does "I could smell danger and expensive perfume on this top dollar twist" sound?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

Terrible.

Kitten is too frail and endearing a term. Women mean trouble and so on to these men.

*notices you changed word literally as I hit the reply button*

Twist is better. To be honest the synatx and speaking style doesn't sound typically noir, they were more like an odd extended monologue of thoughts and so on than an actual narration. So it would be more:

"She was high class ankle. The smell of trouble was all over her as thick as the/her cheap perfume." - those kind of characters always say cheap perfume, anything else just sounds weird regardless of whether it's supposed to be a high class hooker or not.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)

i'm not really aiming for perfect pastiche of noir really

we'll see what happens as the story progresses, i don't want to do out and out piss take or a proper noir story, we'll see.

thanks for that glossary, it'll be handy.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)

I was actually going to do either a parody noir story, or a sort of typically dark and emotionally crippled one but with a woman at one point.

Then I realised I can't even finish the one book I've started so abandoned that idea fairly swiftly before I even bothered researching it.

I do do a passable imitation at times though, the weird Blue Jame esque monologue, which I had to do in third person due to the restraints of the story, for the b3ta bunk3r writing thing was at least fairly authentic.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)

whats this b3ta bunk3r writing thing?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

Sort of writing add a chapter project they decided to do.

b3tabunker.ning.com/forum/topic/show?id=2251263%3ATopic%3A1471

To be honest it's decidedly less b3talically bizarre than I expected, and more seriously trying to attempt plot and intruige (though in my opinion there's nothing worse than trying to write a serious story, there's more subtle methods, reason and motivation than I could even go into - hence why haven't tried ever since the first draft of my book *shudder*).

My post is on the second page, and to be honest I don't think the preceding chapter even establishes it or makes it make any more sense, other than perhaps the last two lines.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)

Pffft!

Haven't seen this before and it is all of the aceness!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)

WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)

Who are any of us?

Are we real?
Who's feet are those?
Does the light go off when you close the fridge door?
If you don't eat this chikin, I'll kill two more chikins.
Is it cos I is black?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)

Well,

Yes, yes we are. Otherwise I wouldnt have made such an awesome Cheese and Onion Pie tonight.

Probably King James'.

Yes it does, when I was about 10 I tested my fridge on it.

Good! Means more fried goodness for me!

No. The fact that you asked that, proves that you are a white middle class person!

NEXT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)

Cheese and onion. The most awesome combination.

You fry your chikin? Are you black and from the southern states of The States?

I MIGHT not be what you described.

Who am I?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)

YOU ARE JEREMY PAXMAN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

Its a good guess, but its not right

What's Mr Chips doing now?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)

Making gay porn in Slovenia?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)

Excellent!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

superbly funny and genuinely surprising

great punch-line.

woo!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)

her boobs are all out of whack.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)

she could do with a bit more boob probably.

but i'm really not very good at them

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4aEJ_6TNZQ

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

haha ace

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)

maybe you could get JJ to add some guest boobage

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

He'd add a tail too.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)

HE'S NOT A FURRY HE JUST LIKES DISNEY CHARACTERS AND ALSO ANIMAL CLUNGE.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

Pfffft

Like it.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)

purdy

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

CALVIN AND HOBBeS

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)

Tracer Bullet does definately influence Diamond Pete

i'm trying not use "i got six slugs in me, ones a bullet, the rest are bourbon"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)

I love it

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)

haha

gameif bush beating in mince-mustard.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)

Out of a calm sky.....

(

mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

>MOOGLE LANCE

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

Fuck, it's like a flashback to playing Rocket ranger.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

*RAWRS*

Does anyone here know how to do back massages? Do you live in Leeds? Do you work for free? I NEED YOUR HELP PLS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)

THIS REALLY HAPPENED

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

STILL HAPPENING RIGHT THIS NOW.

*HUGPRICKLES*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

IT'S AS IF YOU'RE HUGGING ME

AND YOU'RE A CACTUS, ON MY HISPEED INTERNET

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISPEEEEEEEEEED

20Mb is lovely fast, don'cher think?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)

20Mbpm!

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDCOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)

I HEARD ABOUT IT ON THE NET.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

Prove it, dickballs.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

Oh did you bring it?

Cos of I don't see it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

SPEAK ENGLISH, MAN.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

YOU'RE ALL FLUFFY!

*clutches*

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

*CLUTCHPRICKLES*

*PRICKLE PRICKLE PRICKLE*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

Funk yeah

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

YEAH!"

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

Who the fuck do you think you are?

With all your fucking talent and such!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

Some dork.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

OI DORKFACE! ;)

How you doing?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

I'll give you a special back massage ;)

ARRGH PISSES, YOU SHIT. YOU THORNED ME UP GOOD.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

lolololol

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

One of these days cactus...

one of these days.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

I'm going to sleep.

Night all!

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

FAG NIGHT, PICOCOCK.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)

BYE

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

PICONIGHT FAGCOCK!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

BANG, ZOOM, STRAIGHT TO THE THIRD MOON OF OMICRON PERSEII EIGHT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

o hai

i think u r being a most finest cactus
but i r teird an off to bed now
kthxbye

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

*NIGHT-GLOMP-PRICKLES*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

*Heh*

As always. :)

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

I thought your sig said "Dressed beyond tablets"

It made me imagine a purple crushed velvet suit.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)

*PICKLE PICKLE PICKLE*

Woo!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

*BRANSTONS*

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

haha you prick

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

>:(

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

PRICKLES!

OH, THE PAIN OF THE PRICKLES. :[

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

D':

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

WHY COULDN'T BE A KITTY

OR SOMETHING SOFT?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)

This is not you.

I can't be because there is no pocket watch round your chest, like you are a Victorian Flava Flav.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)

hmmmmm

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

!!!

www.b3ta.com/board/8700545

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)

AHAHAHA! I'm drawing on the floor. SO MANY THINGS MAKE SENSE NOW.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)

ARGH!

I thought face even told you about it. I do a picture for you people and none of you see it.

NONE OF YOU!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

AM I IN THE PICTURE?

I DO NOT SEE ME IN THE PICTURE. YOUR PICTURE IS CACTUSLESS :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)

You were not a cactus then. You cannot backdate your physique, the laws says,

This is WE ARE THE LEMON REIMAGINED, like the Dark Knight version of Batman or something.

You even have those weird stalky fallen out eyes, which are actually monocles, and 1 tone shading!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)

OIC.

WHY HAVE MY EYES FALLEN OUT?

OR AM I CRYING FUCKING MASSIVE TEARS?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)

MASSIVE TEARS

They aren't your eyes though, they are monocles, hence the string.

It was me trying to combine the weird style of the tear eye stalks with Victorian themed sexiness.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)

Hooray.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)

Hey KK!

How you doing?

You shouldn't look like you are laughing at your mother so much! If you aren't careful, you will end up like Juno!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)

Hey thar!

I is doing good, thanks. :]
How's you?

Like Juno?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

Not too shabby.

I'm back online so I'm happy enough.

Like Juno? Knocked up and hating your mother ;D Have you really not seen the film?

If you havent, you can check here :) joox.net/cat/2/id/10791

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)

Well, good.

:]

Ooooh. Hahahah, do not want.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)

Pfft!

It is an ace film! And you, as a girl in nowhere, Jersey should watch it :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

Yeah

I love that movie. :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

The soundtrack is brilliant.

I shouldve been born in nowhere michigan ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)

Hahahahah

I doubt you want to be born in nowhere, Michigan, or any other state. Take that from me. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)

I don't know.

I have spent some time out in your ~~fair~~ country. It seems ok, in parts ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

Yeah, in parts.

Where have you been?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)

Well, many parts.

I hoped you wouldnt ask me so I didnt have to think of a nice place :)

But I have been to....

New York,
Newark,
Jersey City,
Chicago,
Miami,
Orlando,
San Francisco....

They are the main places I went to.

I went to other bits and pieces too.

I wouldnt want to say Chicago was bad because I met Steve Winwood there....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)

New York is good.

Why the fuck would you go to Newark by choice?
Same with Jersey City.
Never been to Chicago, but I want to.
Florida is just nice.
Never been to California, either.

Why was Chicago bad?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I didn't go to Newark, or Jersey City, by choice. That was where my company's head office was. I spent 6 weeks in NY and NJ. It was horrible. New York is shite! Chicago was awesome! It isnt a nice place if you are on your own though. It is damn dangerous! Florida really isnt as nice as it is made out to be....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)

Ooooh, okay.

I like New York City, especially the village. Dangerous? Really? Huh, I always thought it was pretty like...benign.
I just like Florida cos i go stay with my aunt, and she's awesome. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)

Fair enough.

But I was only in NY late at night really. I stayed there, and I saw a fair bit of it early in the morning, but at night, the place was scary. I wandered into the wrong parts a couple of times :D It is nothing on London! And I was staying right on the corner of Central Park!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

Hahahahah

I can see it being lame, then.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)

What?

Central Park is lame?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)

To me,

it's just a park. I love the village because of the ace shops and the colors and photo opportunities. :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

Well wait until you see the real london :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)

I have seen it.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)

No you havent....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)

Have too.

Well wait, what do you consider the real London?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)

Heya :)

The colours are nice. What happened with the white bit?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)

ALSO:

what are you saying 'heart' about?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

Iunno.

You tell me. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)

CATS.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)

KAY

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)

YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT CATS, RIGHT?

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

YES

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)

i thought they were two kidneys

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

It was a head that I scribbled out, so it looked like nothing

so I just erased it. x]

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

that persons crotch has no baggage

EDIT: GOODNIGHT B3TA

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

Oops...?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)

Yes, draw more cock in there

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)

Angels have no genitals according to their description.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)

what about tits?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)

Breasts are not a type of genital.

They have breast mounds, though I am unsure about nipples

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)

Rubbish, theres less to play with then

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

Hypemachine-man?

Edit: Shit it's my b3taday in 4 days. What a year...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)

*fires tranquiliser dart*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)

Sorry darlin'

I'm 6 ft 4 and about 15 stone. You're going to need a tranquiliser bazooka.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)

*tranquiliser nukes*

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)

*hiroshimas*

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)

I didn't say where I aimed it.

You try getting any action now.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

The full use of my genitals hasn't been getting me anywhere up to now,

maybe a new, flacid approach is needed.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)

Needs less context

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

With the honeyz.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)

Hypermachine-man

That made me giggle for no reason.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

No you ninny.

The Hype Machine It's their logo.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)

I am not a ninny.

>:[

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)

Mofaha?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)

Hi.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)

I thought you were going to do another paintmash for your profile.

You're a let down. Mad disappointment y'all.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)

>>>:::[[[

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

Hahahahah

It's so pixel-y.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

WHY AREN'T THERE ANY CATS HERE? WHERE WILL I GET MY FIX OF CATS?

Also, quite nice dooduls. BUT MAINLY WHERE THE FUCK ARE CATS?

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

In ur colon

violating you

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

IM IN UR BUTT

BEIN SICK ON UR CARPIT

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

IM IN UR LUNGS

BREATHIN UR AIR

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)

I'm not very good at drawing cats.

Also, thank you.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

ALSO CATS.

*stompstompstomp*

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)

SORRY! GOD!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

I'M NOT SEEING CATS.

ARGH, OH LORD - I'M CAT BLIND!

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)

LOLOL

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)

CAT

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)

he's so

"i'm not hurting it. i'm just going to play with it, right"

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)

Half cat. Half spiderman mask.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)

I always totally love this.

^_^

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

CAT WALRUS!

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)

walpuss

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)

WALRUS CAT!

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)

aww

that is the most comfortable looking kitty i have ever seen

(iamjthearmeroar, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

this has relaxed me.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:16, archived)

groovy

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)

Awww.

I like this.

Boffo.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

Thanks.

:]

Boffo?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

Boffo! It's a good thing.

I like the 'mum' annotation. and her expression.

It gave me glee.

Some daft bastards on here, but I enjoy seeing your pictures when I pop in. Keep it up.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)

Ooooh.

Hahahah, yay, thank you! :D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

This is terrible.

Please stop.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)

Oh, hi.

:]
How are you?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)

I'm so very lonely.

Marry me, killerkitti.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)

Aw, that sucks.

I can't, I'm sorry.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)

Just get her pregnant and then try to manipulate the American value system to get a shotgun wedding.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)

it's probably me being a n00b

but i have no idea what this image is about.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)

It's just doodles.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)

fair doos.

its the doodles that make up life.

and noodles.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

This is true.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

Fire !!

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

I Love It!

Ningles all!

How has everyone been?

Has Micto been around?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)

Oh Hai there sush

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)

Hey Ep!

How have you been?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)

Fantastic, I drawded lots of pictures now I has a tablets

How have you been?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)

Awesome!

Got some links you ginger fuck? (who may not be ginger)

Not too bad, but far from grand too :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)

Im not ginger by the way, its a sort of brown colour

One

two
three
four
five

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)

I like five.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)

Thanks, I tried on that one

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)

Why the fuck did it take you till the 4th time to

draw a CDC?

YOU ARE PATHETIC!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)

they arnt in order

This was the first thing i draw

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)

You meant drew!

YOU CUNT! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)

No he means that he grabs it out of his holster and fires spunky bullets at people.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

SPUNKY BULLETS FOR ALL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)

No I draw it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

chode

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)

'sup?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)

Sup Jack you cunt?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)

Sleepy, broke and jobless.

You?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)

Much the same kind of,

but I am not sleepy :D

Aren't mums extremely accepting?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)

To an extent I guess.

Why? What's your Mum accepted?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

His choice of 'lifestyle'

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

I hate the term, "lifestlye clothing."

It just means scruff bag.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)

MY JEANS LOVE OTHER JEANS AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

In other news, have a picture of you glassing Petehix with a champagne flute: www.b3ta.com/board/8700545

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

SHIT!

Is that actually me or just conincidence? It's an epic!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)

They are all gayshifters, although personally I blame you for only having a single photo of your face all screwed up.

And me for not being able to illustrate shit in photoshop.

Oddly it actually looks like someone I knew with longer hair, and I really hated him intensely too which made the whole thing troublesome.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)

I'm honoured.

I've bookmarked it. I like Cockweasle. Is that Twatstrr drawing a pixel Furtive on the floor?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)

Ja, the hair and general body shape looked a lot less ropey in the sketch.

As far as I know, pete, Pineapple, cockweasle, kebab (the one who is dressed like Captain Haddock from Tintin) and We are the Lemon still haven't seen it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)

Truly it is your Magnum Opus.

I'm happy to have been a part of it. I'd like to know what discomeats looks like though. Just out of sheer curiosity. And We Are The Lemon. I want to go to a bash.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

She is accepting of the fact I live in her house

and she feeds me.

Granted, I give her money, but not enough to cover my costs really....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

Oh awesome.

I'm moving out in a couple of weeks. My Mum's going to all Doomsday on me.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)

hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

Not again!!

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..wil, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

tally ho !

Click for bigger (40KB)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)

YAY!

goodnight b3taians!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)

Happy sleepings skugs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

Night, Skuggles

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

nicely

though could be construed as extra-long duck penis for mid air sexing

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

^this

Thats what I thought it was to begin with

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

brilliant!

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

They're all at it

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

walt disney made donald hide the fact that his middle name was 'rocketcock'.

now the truth can be knowm.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:52, archived)

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..wil, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)

USE QUICK ATTACK!!!!

WOOOOO!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)

You smell like pants!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)

Pika pika

What an annoying twat.

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)

nicely done

and i hope that's a tail, not a particularly noxious fart

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)

haha

nice!

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rogan, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)

PIKAJEW I CHOOSE YOU!

GO CIRCUMCISION ATTACK!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)

Surely it would be 'Pikachu, I jews you!'

Before accosting him with a scalpel and a wig with really curly sideburns.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)

ATTACK HIM PICHAJEW!

*throws a dead painted mouse at you*
edit : also happy b3taday - you need an icon to get a candles!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)

I actually thought 'Oh I've got about 6 months until my b3taday, I'd better donate before then really'

FUCKING TIME!

Also I am anus poor.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)

Happy b3taday non the less :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)

It's weird that anyone has noticed (second person)

PEOPLE KEEP LOOKING IN MY PROFILE FOR NO REASON. IT'S CREEPY, LIKE BEING WATCHED.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)

You just made me look

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)

i'm telling!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

I just looked at yours too

I'm a dirty profile peeper

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

wahey!

*returns favour*
:O

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

I know

I felt it

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

*looks worried*

are you the internet?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

*he has discovered usssss*

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)

I like the photo of a seagull

It's head is cocked so rakishly.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)

i had to ponder what you where on about then...

he was quite some distance away sitting on a dustbin watching biddies eating chips and the words "oi seagul lookova here" made him look in my direction :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)

In all seriousness

It's a really good shot.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

:) thank you :D

manual focus on a 500mm 1980's technology adapted to 2008 techonology canon eos350d :D
1 of about 20 shots i tried to take of that damn bird!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

Did you stare?

Did you lose your underwear?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

I removed my own pants

when I saw your saxamaphone

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

Sadly that's not me playing the saxophone, I'm not nearly black enough to play Jazz.

Also your picture makes you look like Denise Van Outen and Johnny Vaughn both got in the teleporter in 'The Fly'. Which may be possibly the most barbed compliment I could possibly give.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)

However I appreciate the effort of the compliment

And to be fair I wasn't presenting myself in the best light there. That's what happens when I meet people off the internets.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)

I can't really judge.

The majority of my photos in the pools I try dodging and ended up looking mental, or I blinked and looked like I was trying to levitate a beer glass.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

oi give those back

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

oh happy candles or lack of

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)

And I'm four.

FOUR-CANDLES!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)

CANDLES for FORKS?

...yes i'm digging a hole at night you see...
(this is why candles are sold in packets of six nowadays)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

Are they?

eeeek

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8707696

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

I knew what that was before I clicked it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)

Why is it that fork candles come in packs of six,

when illuminated forks only hold four candles.

What's that all about?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

DAMN THOSE FUCKING HACIDS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)

He'll eat anything and everything...

...that 'Picachu...'

OK, I'm writing that down for future use

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)

how do you get picachu on a bus?

you pokemon :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)

That is terrible

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)

thank you *takes a bow*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

Why shouldn't you get changed in front of a pokemon?

...he might peek-at-you...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)

Fnar fnar

etc...

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

nice!

better than most of these
www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=4767

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)

those rapidashes are pretty sweet

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)

some of them aren't 1000worthy

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

imagenazi!

i imagine that challenge attracted lots of non regulars.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)

i didn't mean it that way...

*cries*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

the one of seal is classic,

Its just a photo of a seal!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

It's got a little horn, though.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

and a tooth :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

that's true as well.

quite something when comparing it to a site where "technique is better than a joke"

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

It helps if you have a great source, which I did,

basically all I had to do was change it's colour!

Look up Jerboa, or Mouse Kangaroo, I'm gettin slightly obsessed by them, they're lully!

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..wil, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)

Whats those rabbit things called that are basically big balls of fluff without ears?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

guinea pigs? :\

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)

No they are found in the himalayas or around there I think,

I cant remember the name, but they are really cute

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pika

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

Might be them, but the ones I saw were fluffier, but those are pretty cutes :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

ahhahhhah!

here are some Canadian ones, with sound:
www.cmiae.org/trek-pika.htm

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

hehe thats a well cool noise, good job I wanna move to canada,

get to see those little fellas

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)

EEEKP

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)

"You may be looking for Pikachu."

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

CATCHY CATCHY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

*Wild Pikachu appears*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)

huh, they have ears, too.

as do these little feckers

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyrax

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

Its more likely to be the pikas, the hyrax looks more like a rat then a bunny

funkman.org/animal/mammal/pika.jpg

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

cousins of the elephant and manatee.

THE MAJESTIC ROCKBADGER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)

Fuck thats a good heritage!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)

furbies?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

No kill them!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

chinchillas?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)

Na, they have ears

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

little ones.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

yep

Jahled is b3ta's official Jerboa representative!

i41.photobucket.com/albums/e253/Jahled/Jerboa_01.jpg

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

that's a very thick, well-chewed glove he's wearing..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

POKEY POKEY POKEY POKEY

my goodness, those are some of the poorest 'shops I've ever seen on that site
take it to deviantart lol

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

Aww, a small fluffy thing :)

Degu perhaps?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)

Oo, that's lully!

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)

i've not listened to that in ages!

*goes and listens*

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

Awww

Nites!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

Pika PI

ccchhhhooooooo!

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

Pika PI?

needs more selleck moustache

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

Awww

Pikachu!

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in vino veritas, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)

helloo

not seen you on here for a while.
I do tend to come on here at silly times though.
hope you're well.
:)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

I am well, lovely Cakie!

How are you? :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

Slightly pissed.

I've just been to see my mates band at my local.
They were very good and I recommend them to everybody.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

i'm too old for these things, but nice 'shop.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:03, archived)

well i wasn't going to spam the board with sportsmashes. but i see no reason not to use a new thread now...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)

hahahahahaha!!!!

HA!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)

Nothing Kevin Keegan has will ever be viable, at any time, in any way.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)

Hahaha

& thank god this came true

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XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)

hahaha

Real chortle!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)

aye...

great result at the weekend for Big Phil...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)

Haha

Not for the rest of us though!
He cracks me up.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)

I had this idea,and thought Nah!!

What a fool I am!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

fool

*points*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)

Its helpful advice.

So dont forget

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

you love teh cock

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

Actually that's a picture of your mum.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)

no chance!

my mum's much fatter.
and shorter.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

It's your mums mate, John.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

john is my dad's mate

not my mum's.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

>:(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

you know i love you really

regularly. up the arse.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

PUT YOUR FINGER IN THERE!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)

my finger?

have you seen how long my nails are? you're just asking for a punctured colon!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

I get off on it :((((((

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

oh, alright then.

lube or no lube?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)

Toothpaste.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)

mmmmmm

minty fresh ringpiece!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)

tldr

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)

0_0

voyager tiem, i'm off.
'bye!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)

i'm sorry

i gio sleep

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

COLON PUNCH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

I think it's quite obvious why your Mum didn't tell you about this John.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

tell me!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)

Because he spends most of his time hugging his enormous genitals.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

ah, right.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

And she wants him all to herself.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)

greedy bitch!

i need cock more than she does!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)

I suggest hiring the cocktopus down the page.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)

hire?

more like buy!
i'm off for my daily dose of trek.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)

and less like a penis?

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

indeed.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

I knew it!

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

although as she gets older

her neck skin is starting to resemble a scrotum.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)

Let's hope she doesn't go bald

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

heheheh

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)

AWWWW

YEAH

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

NEXT TIME I WANK MY STOMACH I WILL DANTS.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

STOMWANK

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

BUTTWANKMEGAWANG.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

BUTTWANKMEGAWANKWANK

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

ADD SYNTH. ADD DONK.

WE HAVE MADE THE BEST SONG EBUR.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

*THEREMINS*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

o wat u rooind it

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

<<<###>>>THEREMINS<<<###>>>

ARGH HOW DO I EMPHASIZE BOLD CAPS?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)

point at them

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

Lots of exclamation marks. Like SO MANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

O YER

*THEREMINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

UNDERLINE!

fereminds

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)

OHSHITOHGSHTISOSHTSTTT

ITS ALL RUINED NOW :(

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)

fucked it is

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)

should'nt

that penis have a penis ?

(

Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

No.

Do not be silly.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

hahaha

i like this

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)

another new thread?

and i already do ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

FATSHARK?

SHITFART SURELY.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

SHART

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

I've met this Often guy

swedish dude, real skanky tramp with nits.
I'm not wanking him off.

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

Fatshark

please do not waste threads as you are pushing work off the board
Thank you

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

And im also

Putting work onto the board.... if you miss images such as that *down below* then im sorry....

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

It's board ettiquette

*shakes fist*

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

*shakes fist more*

*splodes*

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

These could have easily gone in one thread though.

Have a biscuit and play nice.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

see how the world revolves around him!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

*sees*

*gets dizzy*
*falls over*

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

please consider others

put them in an existing thread or wait a bit...

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

Sorry

I am new, again...

Since i have not graced the b3ta forums for like, a long time.

FORGIVNESS COULD BE INNEVITABLE

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

I FORHGIB YOOH.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

Yay :D

...i think :)

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

hahaha, and you definitely might perhaps listen to advice

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

Please change your determination to act like a cock

and listen to the helpful and friendly advice, while they are still helpful and people are still talking to you

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

Erk

I am *nods*

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

tomorrow never dies.

(

d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

This reminds me of bloop, for some reason

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

Its one of the first things I drawed when I got my tablets

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

probably because he loves the dickcocks in his mouth and butt and vagina.

(

d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

octocock

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

NO COCTOPUS!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

And theres soon to be a bond film

Coctopussy

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

BUT THERE ARE ONLY SIX COCKS.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

THERE ARE TWO HIDDEN BY THE SIX AT THE FRONT.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

That didn't work the other night either.

;)

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

IT DID FOR ME.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

What is it's sexual preference?

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

cock

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)

I see.

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

Cocks?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

No, I have an octocunt

in my fishtank. I see that.

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)

Well bring it over, They'll get on like a squid on fire!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)

Badum fish

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)

oh COD off!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)

This is hardly the plaice for that

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)

Oh you really are a star(fish) with these puns

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)

I just need to get (tr)out more

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)

Haddock you had enough yet?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)

I think i'm fin-ished

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

And not a hair in sight!!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

arf!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

I think 3 in a sort of Jack Charlton cover-over fashion would make this!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)

haha, yes

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)

then surely he's a

sexapus

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)

THE FUNK.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

COCKTOPUS!!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

THE.

FUNK.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

I just shot down a chopper on cods and some yank went "Black hawk down, we got a black hawk down, lol"

COCKS!!!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)

heheheh

"i'm old greg and i've got a mangina!"

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

YOU LIKE THE CREAMY BAILEYS?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)

Can it be milked?

for the funk?

(

Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

Yes

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

yes

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

yeS

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

i like coctopus

best of all the aquatic sex objects

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

Patrick Duffy?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

i'll go with

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)

Not even with his webbed hands?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)

COCKTOPUS!!!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)

good

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)

Cocktopuss

And not a hand to wank with....

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

Thats what squids are for

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

Yes sir.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

From what I see your pictures are good.

Do yourself a favour and stop wasting the internet. Use the force this button on the b3ta hosting and remember you can copy the code when you upload an image and put it in an existing thread.

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

*hovers over ignore button*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

Sound Advice Indeed

P.S. I'm wanking as i type this.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

From the Q & D Division

Poor i know...

(

Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)

(

d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

she'm stoopid XD

(

Shada, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

Gif?

Gif??
GIF???

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)

this is one of the best

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)

SUBPIXEL REMDBRING

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

damn

you beat me :(

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

mnmngmnghmnghghh!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)

sweet jesus

they'll let anyone start a new thread these days. :D

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

someone

needs to take control

(

Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)

Yes,

yes I do.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

will she write food for crap?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

she can't write for shit

but she looks like she'll be able to give a mean tit wank.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

New thread

Because im an arsehole :3

Click for even biggarr wayul (80KB)

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

if you do that and say that, people will pre-judge your work

do you want that? and your click for bigger is wrong

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)

Your click for bigger link does not work, arsehole

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)

this is good because it is not derivative manga.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)

this
and
that
v

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

K in thread this time.

img55.imageshack.us/img55/8960/tentacleavvylm9.png

Here ya'll go.

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)

did you mean to link the thumbnail?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)

Not really no

i removed the link possibilities with a stupid pun on the "Clickfor bigger Image" text.

Har har.

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

dang

thats cunning

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)

this is how

img src="https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/59678/1220390856/thumb.WhaleSig.png" /

Click it and all shall be revealed.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

this is also nice, hole of the arse.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)

I'm using Google "Chrome"

It's all a bit "Apple" for my liking - and the visual memory of "most visited sites" could cause no end of problems.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)

Yes, that's what put me off using it.

Plus, it's too Spartan. I found that with Google Talk, too. I prefer Pidgin to MSN proper because it has less damn fool stuff, but GT has too little.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)

I'm yet to work out what

the 'incognito' window does as well.

It's going to have to live up to a lot to drag me away from the intuitive appeal of Firefox.

(AND STOP UNDERLINING MY FUCKING WORDS AS I TYPE THEM - IS THIS GOOGLESOFT WORD OR SOMETHING!?!? WHAT NEXT, A FUCKING PAPERCLIP!?)

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

That window doesn't keep any cookies, temporary files or records of any kind.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

Oooh...

On second thoughts then - that's actually quite a neat little idea.

Sorry Mr Google.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

Chrome lol!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

I find the name deeply ironic

its quite a dull and unexciting looking thing.
Plus the lack of right click options seems weird

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

The lack of options as a whole is a bit off-putting for me.

It's not bad, but there's no way to set up things how I like them just yet.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)

Question

img134.imageshack.us/img134/3343/darksharksig2bh9.png

How do you get images, such as that link, to be actual images...

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

I haven't used imageshack..

does it resize your pictures? or is that a setting you can disable?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

Actually

It usually just puts them up as the size they originally are, unless you want them forced.

But then, b3ta does that aswell.

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)

<img src="url here">

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)

Thanks

Much love

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8707390

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

At the risk of sounding pretensious..

FAIL.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

nice

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)

I done stuff

Got more to come after this one, please LOOK AT !

(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

I AM LOOK AT.

IS NICE.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)

I LOOK AT

ps: please post your more stuff in this thread, there's a good boy/girl/shark/magenta moped

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

LOOK AT I HAVE DONE

(thediscokingpin, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

DO YOU SEE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

I HAVE SEE

AND I DO NOT WANT

(thediscokingpin, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

I CAN'T QUITE READ THE WEB ADDRESS

I NEED THAT CLIPART FOR MY OFFICE PRESENTATION. WHERE CAN I BUY IT. I WENT TO CLIPARTCUIDE.CO BUT IT JUST SAID BUTT PROSTITUTES WERE IN MY EYES. THE PRESENTATION MUST BE ON THE BOSSES DESK BY 7AM OR MY BALLS ARE IN A VICE

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

Can't you just print the internet and use good old-fashioned scissors?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)

I DO NOT HAVE A PRINTS DEVICE

I WILL LICK PAPER AND STICK IT TO THE SCREEN THEN CUT THAT WITH A KNIFE

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)

IS IT STUFF YOU ARE PROUD OF

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)

I take pride in not being proud of my stuff

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)

me LOOK AT

nice

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)

you posted an image in an image thread

I think the chances of people looking at it are relatively strong.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

i LOOK AT

i LOOK AT with my special brown eye

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

I LOOK AT

with my TEETH

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

are you crying?

milky tears of joy?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

> LOOK AT PICTURE

You can't look at picture here.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)

>YOU WERE EATEN BY A GRUE

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

I LOOK

HE LOOKS
SHE LOOKS
THEY LOOKS
WE LOOKS

Personally I went to bed.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)

i watched the sports news, and thought...

i know: wookiees, but i can't take that spelling seriously

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

hahahahhahahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)

Let the wookies win!!

woo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)

where can i buy one of these carpets?

i must have one

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)

Didn't I do that joke aswell.

But not as well as you?
edit: here it is

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)

pfft

SPOILER ALERT: Han and Chewie are twins

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)

Hahaha

These made me chuckle
I might start a carpet pic jokes page up somewhere.
Being in the trade.....

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

Bet they have an instinct

to fetch the ball once they've whacked it
=)
Gulf hahahahahahaha

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)

heheheh

mobile floor coverings ftw!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)

Hahaha, site perversion.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

just wheel them all out

(

Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

Pffft

SPURT!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)

'Ning

Cfb

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

Lovely as ever :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

It appears you're calling Julie Moult an idiot.

..........

YAY!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)

ah this is very nice!

John Cleese gives it a 9 out 10!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)

Pffft, filename!

Lully, though the meteor is a bit phallic. Or am I just brain-broken?

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

Tis a bit willy like

the clouds not much better.

Needs more magenta

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)

oh, that's going to hurt.

briefly

:)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

Hahaha

She is!

Loverly picature!

Woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

sacrificed to a meteor god by nazi raccoons?

woo

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

lully

*Clicks*

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)

Nice

Mmm sardines. I just had some of them at the restaurant.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)

the resturant?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)

The one I just returned from

/this is not my blog blog

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)

Lovely pic.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

Nice

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

Yes, nice

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)

bless :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)

Wonderful :]

*click*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

isn't she just?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)

fucking joyous, sir

not sure if i'd like all that to happen, though

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)

You should put these into a book

or something. I love the blue bunny.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)

i still love your sig ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)

I HAF BEN TESTIN GOEGLE CHROEME

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)

Yep, that's about the size of it.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)

The ol'e piss test.

Results: Google Chrome does not like piss.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)

Cor, you're even sexier than I imagined.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)

So tell me, is it any good?

and is it waterproof?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)

I have discovered it's neither grand nor waterproof.

I wonder if it dissolves in piss?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)

I tried it earlier..

lasted ten mins, then installed opera.

Opera is nice.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

'tis!

I keep saying this, because I'm a geek. But when my girlfriend lived in Oslo, she lived in the same street as Opera.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

Ooh!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)

It's the wrong browsers Gromit,

and they're out of control!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)

ha ha!

Woo

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)

I love Opera,

but it seems to have some kind of memory leak problem which makes it break my computer, so I've had to switch to Firefox.

I think it's something to do with the with the 32-bit Flash plugin rather than Opera itself. But it's still very annoying.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)

TITSARS WITH TITS

SEE ME AFTER CLASS

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)

HE USED IT BUT THEN TINKLE CAME OUT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)

Pissing man has silly webbed armpits.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)

Silly?

*lowers arms*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

I'M GOING TO CRAYON YOUR FLOOR >:(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

INDELIBLE MARKER PEN YOU IDIOT STIMPY!

Crayon would just wash off.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

THIS IS A SLANG TERM I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

its not a sideboob then?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

So is the Google Chrome home page now called

a Chromasome?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)

Get Out!

*points to door*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)

*hangs head shamefully and shuffles out*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)

did a piss on it

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Shada, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

right on it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

Agreed

but only if his name is Firefox

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XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)

subpixel rendering?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)

I don't think so. It's just x6 zoomed in Paint.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

i mean the typed text.

it's all fancy colours

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)

Yeah, that's what I meant too.

I thought Subpix was more of a display thing?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

it is, but it would look like that zoomed in

how odd, can't get mine to do that

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

My brain is made of glass.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)

Glasskopf

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

Gehirn

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)

Gesundheit!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

it's the way I'm sitting

also, I've been having a craving for tinned carrots with weak gravy and yorkshire pudding this week

I'm confused by this

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)

SUB PISSEL ANTI ALSAING!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)

ALSAING IS REEL GUD SO I HERD

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)

"AL SAING"

"AAAAA AAA AAAL SAING"
"AAAAALLL SAING"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL SAING"
*audience sits and awaits freedom*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)

I THOGHT YOU HAD LONG GIRLY HAIRS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

Stop ignoring me ttssattsr

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

:'(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

I'M NOT EVEN IGNORING YOU, TUBBY.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)

Then why not respond to me :(

You make me sad

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

YES VERY VERY SAD :( :((((((((((((((((((((((((((

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)

GURL.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)

It slike SSG

only squarier =)

woo

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

HE'S PISSING ON MY STUFF >:(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)

I keep showing people the one with fission cat

one you did, still laughing at the now

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)

The creation of these things is a blur to me. I wake up and I've posted on B3ta.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

awwwww

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)

I'm leaving you.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)

watch out for the door, it's got an ass seeker

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)

JERU DON'T DO IT. IS IT BECAUSE I CONSTANTLY USE SHIFT?

I CAN CHANGE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)

Well put on the french maid's outfit I bought you then!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

But it's too reveaaaaling :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

No it's not. It only gives the illusion of nudity.

NOW GET IN THOSE STOCKINGS

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)

*stomps around in stockings*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)

*padlocks 9 inch heels to feet*

Try stomping around now! Or even standing without aid!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)

Hahaha! I fucking love you, man.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)

COMPUTER IS DO PISS

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)

INTERESTING

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

so am I

you guys know if there is an adblock thingy?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)

I kinda like it

My first impression: It's very fast, the tabs whiz around in a cool way when you reorder them, visually looks like it belongs on vista, and frankly makes Safari for windows (which uses the same HTML rendering engine) look even more like an amaturish pile of horseshit than I thought it was before.

However, I'll still be sticking with Firefox until it has adblock and noscript equivalents available.

It's also interesting that its spell checker thinks "Firefox" is an error

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

:-(

(Coca Hogg, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)

Hahahaha!

B3ta is on top form today! I want this FP'd.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)

:-)

(Coca Hogg, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)

Hahahaha

Woot!

I just saw Hellboy II. Fucking wicked cool.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)

Perfect!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)

Hahaha!

Nice Post

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)

haha

clarse

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

Pffft

Still would.
:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)

Chortle! :D

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..wil, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)

Strangely, this creeps me out very much

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)

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