OH.MY.GOD. SPANG!!!!
Get out.
Go and think about what you've done!
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Go and think about what you've done!
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Oh god :p
quick TJ; just celebrating the purchasing of the original Transformers The Movie, ONE FUCKING POUND on dvd in Tescos :D
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So then, got a choice of this to watch
along with The Clone Wars, Hellboy 2, Little Miss Sunshine or Firefly...cmon en, which one shall I watch tonight?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:19,
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Eric Idle also.
The original pisses, shits, vomits and bleeds from the eyes all over the remake.
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eugh really?
my commiserations on the terrible pun
i have posted a SPANG in the mail with a first first class stamp for extra efficiency
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:18,
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i have posted a SPANG in the mail with a first first class stamp for extra efficiency
dear god
www.b3ta.com/board/8710215
:D
edit: Have Battlestar Galactica's Cassiopaea
Played here by Lorette Spang
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:D
edit: Have Battlestar Galactica's Cassiopaea
Played here by Lorette Spang
Am I missing something
Or isn't this just a 10 year old joke comparing spider webs to the world wide web? The very reason Google uses 'spider-bots'?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:50,
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isn't all humour just pointing something out but in a slightly different way
it's just an exercise in delivery if you want to break it down to specifics
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:57,
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I can agree with that to a point.
But I don't see how it justifies this image. I'm not moaning, really. I have no room to, either, as your stuff far exceeds mine in terms of humour/talent.
I'm just being a picky bastard, you've entertained some people, so any complaints are nothing more than irrelevant nitpicking.
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I'm just being a picky bastard, you've entertained some people, so any complaints are nothing more than irrelevant nitpicking.
Damn right.
I wore it to the pub, several thousand miles away.
Had to carry it on the train and tube half the night :(
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:16,
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Had to carry it on the train and tube half the night :(
I'd like to think
that this is what every family in Britain do when they get home from work.
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:D
someone else can do the obvious horizontal mirror type action on this :)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:27,
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He looks pretty pissed.
Fucking should be, cardboard bastards.
:)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:13,
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:)
I put some objects in identical boxes
and stacked the boxes
but the boxes leaned thus: \
and have been in this position for a number of months
one day the box lean will cease to be \ and will become _
thus causing spillage of the objects in the boxes and angst and disgust for anything that is under the fall path of the boxes.
I should obtain better boxes made out of man's plastic, instead of paltry cardboard.
This anecode has not being interesting.
edit: edited to fix spelling and point out it is now raining heavilly
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but the boxes leaned thus: \
and have been in this position for a number of months
one day the box lean will cease to be \ and will become _
thus causing spillage of the objects in the boxes and angst and disgust for anything that is under the fall path of the boxes.
I should obtain better boxes made out of man's plastic, instead of paltry cardboard.
This anecode has not being interesting.
edit: edited to fix spelling and point out it is now raining heavilly
I would colour this but I am about to embark on a giffy adventure of my own
but lovely stuff as always sir :)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:12,
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This is epic
It has just about everything that could ever be cool in it :D
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quick and really quite dirty
there appears to be a lot of q&d today
Sauce here - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7595175.stm
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there appears to be a lot of q&d today
Sauce here - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7595175.stm
America is one great big cunt?
Being fucked by its own property market and expanding waistline, not to mention the constant dip in intellegance
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:42,
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I am trying to imagine "economys fucking"
all i can picture is pigmy people in clown suits bumming each other with frozen cod.
*fappage!!!!!
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:47,
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*fappage!!!!!
I think that's more fun.
I also like the idea that Jeremy Paxman would describe America as a big cock.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:50,
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If your smart you won't get hit at all
just go kayaking for 6 months
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:48,
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TJ : i think someone has been attacked by a bull in the town i work in...
listening to waiting for the the news now... i think they shot the bulls too :( (or my mum's friend is an idiot and has phoned us up to tell us something stupid that hasn't happened)
edit : CONFIRMED - ESCAPED BULLS! - watch this space!
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:50,
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edit : CONFIRMED - ESCAPED BULLS! - watch this space!
LISTEN TO THE NEWS NOW! - news finished... listen to shit radio
www.mybroadbandradio.com/asx/listen.asx?station=PEMBS :D
edit : inside info - two calves (bulls) escaped - both shot dead :( - where going to the chop shop anyways but still...
edit 2 : confirmed by radio, one person got thrown in the air by one of the bulls and another had to jump off a cliff (er - there are no cliffs there... but i'm imagine they had to jump a few feet down to the beach) - both shot dead :(
edit 3 : watching the news on tv, one was a bull and one was a cow - stupid news said two bulls...
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edit : inside info - two calves (bulls) escaped - both shot dead :( - where going to the chop shop anyways but still...
edit 2 : confirmed by radio, one person got thrown in the air by one of the bulls and another had to jump off a cliff (er - there are no cliffs there... but i'm imagine they had to jump a few feet down to the beach) - both shot dead :(
edit 3 : watching the news on tv, one was a bull and one was a cow - stupid news said two bulls...
being shots a bit much
for falling on to a beach and being tossedinto the air...
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Thank you for that link
(that wall on the right is about 2 foot high btw)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:26,
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I think peados only want to
fuck human children... as such, shrinking them would probably give the children a fighting chance... Good plan.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:28,
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Yeah but if they're too small for humans...
they'll go for something smaller.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:29,
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I don't know
it's a special kind of peado that wants to fuck a mouse.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:30,
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Not maybe, definately...
He shagged Bubbles the monkey remember?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:44,
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shrink him to a molecular level
and inject him into the bloodstream of a human being, a bit like Inner Space but with paedos
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:28,
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No, because
If you shrank him to a molecular size, he'd collapse under his own gravity, gradually sucking in all of the matter around him until he formed a black hole, a massive singularity that would slowly suck in the whole earth, and eventually dissolve the entire solar system.
I mean, there'd be no more dodgy relations with young people, but it seems an extreme price to pay for the rest of the world.
I don't think you've thought this through, is what I'm saying.
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I mean, there'd be no more dodgy relations with young people, but it seems an extreme price to pay for the rest of the world.
I don't think you've thought this through, is what I'm saying.
a before e except after, er, how does the rhyme go?
are paedophiles sexually attracted to animals? I didn't know this fact. Does that mean JJ's a paedo? ;)
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lol, since when has the meaning of words meaing what words mean really meant anything?
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peados...
...have sex with peas. Probably at pearoasts. Whereas paedos have sex with paes. Like pies. Only with an a instead of an i. Now I forgot what my point was. Oh well.
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PAEDOPHILE PAEDOPHILE
Dear rob,
Please make a new board for Gary Glitter posts. Perhaps it could be called the Glitterboard or the Paedoboard. I fear the recent, and ever continuing situation with Gary Glitter posts has cause my pituitary gland to explode, causing rather a lot of discomfort and probably death.
Thanks in advance
dbroon (Deceased)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:33,
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Please make a new board for Gary Glitter posts. Perhaps it could be called the Glitterboard or the Paedoboard. I fear the recent, and ever continuing situation with Gary Glitter posts has cause my pituitary gland to explode, causing rather a lot of discomfort and probably death.
Thanks in advance
dbroon (Deceased)
I vote for this
all jokes about child rape could go on there too
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OMFG
2nd year running we've been trapped in our house by some freaky alien spider bastard, please send help
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:19,
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2nd year running we've been trapped in our house by some freaky alien spider bastard, please send help
THIS is how the internet should be developing
a free online threat identification system... take a photograph, upload it and then the internets will tell you if it's a threat or not...
4) profit.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:22,
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4) profit.
Deodorant + lighter = spider lulz*
* - may also result in third-degree burns and blindness. Always read the label.
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that label says
"keep away from flames when you're naked ... unless you've shaved off all of your body hair... although if you've done that you're probably doused liberally in baby oil, so, yeah, it still applies (perv)"
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but...
hmm... "Dressing" flames always seemed to make my parents cry though, and we always had to move house soon after.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:28,
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I don't want to worry you
but to me that looks like a the sort of trap a group of Raptors might set...
It may already be too late for you.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:21,
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It may already be too late for you.
I told you
the Raptors have taught them how to communicate and their hunting in groups!
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:24,
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Shut up you modest greb.
That's mustered one of the heartiest lols of the day from me.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:26,
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whoa "greb"
there's a term I have not heard in a while...
and thanks :)
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and thanks :)
i cant wait for this :D:D:D
its plastered on the side of a building in town :D
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:35,
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I miss the days when people used to Shop photo's on this site...
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:27,
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excited, because the office they work in has been posted on teh interwebs
no?
k
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:52,
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k
judging it's destined to be demolished, and was draped in a kopite shite banner beforehand,
then pretty confused.
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wasn't that one, was the one next door with the adidas banner
good thing alonso didn't go, adidas would've looked bloody daft
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ah,sorry.
even still,there's a reason i hum the russia national anthem when getting out of lime street.
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I hate this building.
Worst building on the face of the earth. Fact.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 19:02,
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Is this useful?
http://wapedia.mobi/en/Argiope_(spider)
I reckon it's one of those. There's a test. Let it bite you. If you die, it's not one of those.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:49,
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I reckon it's one of those. There's a test. Let it bite you. If you die, it's not one of those.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
now do one with a lot of little fires at primary school in the assembly hall getting talked at by a teacher who is also a peado.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:18,
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Haha!
I like how the force of the piss of the one on the right is blowing her hair back.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:07,
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Haha
Actually, that lift is well within it's rights because I am a bit cunty fucktits.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:10,
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Aceness!
Why is that so big?
Not a big a pic, or excessive no of frames!
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:48,
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Not a big a pic, or excessive no of frames!
hahaha fine work.
Related question: Does darth vader eat? And if so, does he perhaps only eat things like Kraft Cheese Slices, After Eights and spaghetti? I can't see how he'd managed to eat much else.
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There's a local pub near here called "The Douglas Bader"
who frequently advertise in the local paper as an ideal place to get legless...
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:44,
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a local pub near there?
I keep meaning to go to the local pub that's far away, but it's too far.
/pedant/cunt blog
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/pedant/cunt blog
Kenneth More - Would (have back in the day)
de-ris en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_More
Played Douglas Bader in the film of his life.
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de-ris en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_More
Played Douglas Bader in the film of his life.
Kenneth More, Kenneth More,
dum dum Navarone,
Kenneth More, Kenneth More,
Night to da da da
Joliet would,
back in the daaaay
Kenneth More
dum dum dum
dee dum dum.
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Kenneth More, Kenneth More,
Night to da da da
Joliet would,
back in the daaaay
Kenneth More
dum dum dum
dee dum dum.
It would be.
All i need now is to do something really irritating with synthesizers and a drum machine, plus perhaps someone vacuous but chav-sexy to sing it.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:00,
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Really!?
Cobbled together rather roughly, actually...
*edit* HAD to go back and makw my horrendous clone tooling on the top of the window a tad less painful, LOL!
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*edit* HAD to go back and makw my horrendous clone tooling on the top of the window a tad less painful, LOL!
Story arc finale
Click for readable.
Or read this story arc from the start
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:28,
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Click for readable.
Or read this story arc from the start
awesome!
I can hear the soothing music at the end of Aliens as I type this :)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:33,
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The bad thing is
this clicked up onto my screen for a second before going down to where I was on the page before I pressed refresh and I could have SWORN it was Lily Allen.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:18,
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It's sort of like if you cross Ollie Reed with a little girl.
So yes, I suppose.
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haha
she's let herself go
although she was a talent-free mong in the first place..
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:22,
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although she was a talent-free mong in the first place..
A torid, torid affair.
Involving all sorts of things.
And cake. Lots of cake.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:43,
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And cake. Lots of cake.
..in which case
you would count Paris Hilton as talented?
(well she's rich anyway)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:34,
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(well she's rich anyway)
He does if he knows what's good for him
because when he's married her, his various concubines (self included) can suckle at her fiscal teats like baby pigs.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:35,
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I'd just like to suckle at her actually teats
she gives me the raging horn, is this wrong?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:46,
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I don't care
I shall continue to have this fantasy although judging from that video of her she's a bit of a crap shag
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:54,
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It'd be like shagging a stick insect
Wouldn't go near that personally..
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Niiice hair
Friiinge and mousestash
*sicks*
edit: can you milk it?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:26,
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*sicks*
edit: can you milk it?
Would only if (s)he was reading an autocue from countdown.
And carol vorderman was there too.
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I was preparing for heinous nsfw-ness when I read the title of this post.
Thank you for not delivering it.
Nicely done, but wtf is a cherry ripe?
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Nicely done, but wtf is a cherry ripe?
The superior Australian version of the Raspberry Ruffle.
I got some in the post today.....
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:22,
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same question re raspberry ruffles.
Am I completely out of touch with the confectionery of today?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:24,
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But... but... but...
Normally I hate processed cherries of any type, but I can eat a Cherry Ripe and enjoy it.
This might be because the cherries are as imaginary as Jesus, but I haven't checked the label so I wouldn't know.
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Normally I hate processed cherries of any type, but I can eat a Cherry Ripe and enjoy it.
This might be because the cherries are as imaginary as Jesus, but I haven't checked the label so I wouldn't know.
cherry ripe is good
but jesus be a useless cunt!
/bad boy bubby blog
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/bad boy bubby blog
Also:
No Right click - view image properties.
I can't look at file names without faffing around.
Bye bye chrome.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:10,
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I can't look at file names without faffing around.
Bye bye chrome.
I have no 3D glasses. ):
Is it Jimmy disguising himself as a woman? I can't read it.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:02,
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I'm scouting around for bits of red and blue plastic
but no joy
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:05,
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Actually the demo glasses are wrong
you need red and green
I just couldn't be arsed to change it
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:10,
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I just couldn't be arsed to change it
This.
I only use my left eye.
I spent much of my formative years staring at those magic eye things to no avail.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:07,
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I spent much of my formative years staring at those magic eye things to no avail.
I can do those in a matter of seconds
as I have a stigmatism, or something. Basically if I don't keep it pointing forward my eye fucks off round the side- all I need is to let it go a touch and BAZINGO! Magic Eye is revealed.
It can feel a bit odd though.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:09,
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It can feel a bit odd though.
How are you with stereographs?
I can never get the sodding things even vaguely close together no matter how much I un focus my eyes.
Stupid good eye muscles.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:12,
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Stupid good eye muscles.
I can do magic eyes, but not stereographs.
Despite the fact they should work on the exact same principle.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:14,
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I had a wall-eye when I was a kid, which was corrected when I was 9.
I think it still swings a little when I'm really pissed or tired, but other than that I don't use it. I can see through it, just my brain chooses not to use it much of the time.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:12,
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one of my favourite things to do
is to be talking to someone, and then be interrupted by someone on my right- I just let my eye go and look at them as well.
I've been accused of being part chameleon due to this.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:14,
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I've been accused of being part chameleon due to this.
I swear there is a massive conspiracy behind those things.
I have never been able to do them, so the only explanation is that they were invented by parents to keep their children sitting quiet and still for long periods of time.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:17,
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If I subscribe
Will you send me some 3d glasses?
*clicks* just incase I ever get some.
:D
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:04,
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*clicks* just incase I ever get some.
:D
I actually had some 3D glasses close by
it hurts my eyes more and I still cant read it :(
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:09,
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I had some glasses right next to me,
and although you depict the needed glasses as red and blue, you've actually used red and green for the colours.
Silly you. You're a nonsense.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:33,
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Silly you. You're a nonsense.
bloody excellent!!
would look good on a t-shirt.
nice and random.
=D
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:01,
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nice and random.
=D
Hahaha
Gawking noises over the top of metal?
That's how i forsee it, anyway :)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:05,
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That's how i forsee it, anyway :)
Put some damn coasters on your hands and head, man!
Were you raised in a barn!?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:12,
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I demand you convert that to a .swf,
and add sound akin to this: www.sieni.us/?id=8 (SFW)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:54,
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ARGH!
Today must be massive trippy eye strain related flash day.
I love the old school Amiga crackscreen music though.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:57,
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I love the old school Amiga crackscreen music though.
This one is tame compared to some of the others on that site.
www.sieni.us/?id=12 (NSFepileptics)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:00,
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That's quite tame compared to some of cactus and messhof's games I've played, which are like chocolate eyestrain headfucks.
Actually I swear that actually is an amiga cracker tune. I recognise the music from somewhere anyway.
Although this one is Cave Story, so I don't really know.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:03,
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Although this one is Cave Story, so I don't really know.
:D
I love that
Ed: I have now been listening to that tune for almost 10 minutes and I am worried that I will never get it out of my head
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:02,
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Ed: I have now been listening to that tune for almost 10 minutes and I am worried that I will never get it out of my head
This happened outside my house only yesterday.
Most topical. Woo
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