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God, I'm really shite.

(7thearl of Nails., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)

Yes. Yes you are.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)

Yes. Yes you are.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)

blunt

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

I really shouldn't while I'm at work

but I don't operate heavy machinery since the accidents so.... go on then.

also - FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

Friday and Pay Day!

I am drinking the beers already :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

yay

happy friday

have cake

*edit* can you lend me £50 to take my wife out for an anniversary dinner on tuesday? ta

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

eh?

what happened to that money i paid you for my portrait?!
have you spent it all already?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

that was sometime last year

yep - bought 300 packets of tic tacs

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

well, then surprise her with a packet of tic tacs!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

or 300 ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

go away RACIST!!

;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)

I AM RACIST!

I HATE PURPLES! STOP THIS SICK FILTH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)

Yes. Yes you are.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)

scissors and pritt-stick are underused on this board, imho

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)

this is a truism

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

This too is a truism.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

This, however, is a falshood

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

LIES!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

as is this

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

But by stating this,

you have created a truism....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

At least this isn't an oxymoron.

Unless it is...

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

I AM A MORNNON!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

^this

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

I agree

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

You say that

but I just sliced off my foreskin with scissors and am pritt-sticking it back on.

Pictures to follow.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

*preemptive wanks*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

Is that someone hanging out of a window??

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)

No one is hanging out of the window. They are pipes. The quality is not good as it was taken by camera phone from a distance.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

I don't get it..

Does Riverghost have some sort of camera device that he uses to take photocopies then?

And isnt that someone hanging out of a window?

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

*sigh* No one is hanging out of the window. They are pipes. The quality is not good as it was taken by camera phone from a distance.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

But i'm not talking about the pipes

I'm talking about the guy hanging out the window

READ MY MESSAGE N00B

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

It's not a guy it's a witch

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)

I'd have made a better job

with Scissors and Pritt stick. I think.

(7thearl of Nails., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

Yes. Yes you are.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

latecomer

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

yeah, and I owe it all to this elastic band

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

Yes. Yes you are.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)

So am I.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)

Wanking cat with the head of Thom Yorke is wanking

and has the head of Thom Yorke

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

and is wanking

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

Pretty much.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

THIS should be the newsletter subject line.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)

yes, this!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

you are here!!!!

zombies, please!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

That was yesterday i'm afraid.

b3ta.com/board/8733881

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

YAAAAAAY!

do you have a link to steven-zombie from dawn of the dead? i know you must have done one of him, he is the best zombie ever.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

I have this one from Dawn

trioxin.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/dawn440.gif

Not a very good one though.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)

lies!

it is excellent!
you should do one of him pointing at the fake wall with the gun hanging off his finger. that would be sweeeet!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)

every time thom yorke kitten masturbates

god...erm...loses at darts???

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

every time thom yorke kitten masturbates, you kill god

(better!)

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

Is that a promise.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

100% definate

no win, no fee

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)

You got a good thread for it though!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)

meh.

better then anything i could do.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

This is also true.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

I conquer

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

I divide and conquer.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

i decide and conker

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!

*grabs trousers*
*leaves*
isn't it enough i can't go to the derby bash now?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

This is why I hold such utter contempt for your existence.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

Now come back here with my trousers.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)

*hands trousers back*

*sobs little heart out*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

Aye. Aye, that ye be.

But nae let that stop ye.

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Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

Drop the E

and I'll agree

*smiles like a leprichaun*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

I will use the spam below as a sort of "plinth" for this question

Someone wants the ^above^ on a mug, + I have been contemplating a shop thingy for my site...
Has anyone any experience of any UK based on-demand webshops, (think cafepress) for T Shirt, Mousemat, Poster Printing.
Edit: Not you Rob, I meant the webdatey person below...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

i know, that rob is a real spammer

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Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

*gives owl tea*

there ya go, little fella!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

AHULLS!

*glee*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

^_^

www.printshop.co.uk/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Ah cheers

"Wanders off to explore"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

You should definately

put twit on a mug, would that make the purchaser a fool?

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

yes.

my dad has a mug with cunt on it, so i know it's true.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

give him a mug with this on it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

I have actually excavated a phallic,wine jug much like this before

(comedy history/archaeology blog)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)

hahah medieval people loved the cock

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

Indeed

Lunch times must have been a scream, when Leofric whipped out his Wine Cock!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

i never knew i was mediaeval

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

yay for things in the shape of things

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

Sure it wasn't a milk jug?

also, pics?

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

This is a repro of a similar type of vessel

You tip it forward and the the fella decants your wine/beer in a humerous fashion!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

Awesome!

*click*

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)

hahaha!

if i knew where to buy one, i would!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

if I could get stuff like this made

I would but I got no idea

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)

Cafepress

ashirley?

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)

owl glees!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

twit whooo.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

yes, I'd like to know this

as I have a sudden need for £££

not that I have anything worth selling of course, I just have the sudden need for £££

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

YOU WILL BECOME RICH WITH THIS IDEA!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

RICH LIKE A GOOD GRAVEY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

ha ha I doubt that very much...

But when people asking for prints, reached double figures I reckon on it being time I got off my arse and tried at least to do summat for them that took the time to mail me about it.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

Thankyou, its just brown and water

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

:D YAY

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fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

this owl is on drugs or is sexy type of owl

pls date this owl pls

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

I endore these comments

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

I also star wars planet these comments

edit: That's not a planet! it's a moon!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

I hoth you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

Kashyyyk!

sorry, I have a cold

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

I ARE OWL

ON SEXEH DRUGS

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fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

best of all owls

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

oh hai

cgi.ebay.co.uk/taxidermy-scops-owl_W0QQitemZ130252904562QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item130252904562&_trkparms=72%3A12|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

silly Prof UnderCover

owl is not ornament!

owl is rotating headed chicken and lion meal!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

give it a trilby and a saxaphone

and you've got yourself a jazz owl!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

I always wanted a jazz owl

but they never let me have one in prison

jokes on them though, I burnt the place down

HAHAHAHAHA

twats

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)

I like this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

awwwwwww!! toooo damn cute :D

speaking of nocturnal flying things, yesterday evening the bats that used to frequent my garden have returned after a strange absence! Damn cool, as you can stand in the middle of teh garden and they sort of flutter around you only a few feet away :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

lol, rabies

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

Yeah, I know, I'm worried I'll infect them too....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

don't forget to sex each one of them

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

they're so small it's hard to tell...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

I meant give them a sex

lol, verb confusion

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

I know, I was being silly

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

Cafepress

Keep taking my shit down because the people are famous.
Aside form that they look quite good.
:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

people seem to have issues with cafepress at times

it's very easy for your shop to simply dissapear it seems

is http://www.lulu.com/uk any good?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

I might give them a try

Cafe press have pissed me right off!
I've complained to them several times and they're still being dicks.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

they seem to have quite the range of stuff too

ok, I think I need to sort out some photosoup action and make some crap

maybe I might sell 1 mug in 6 months :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)

Haha

Quite.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

Trying to do my bit and wanted a Uk based one*

I think Cafepress are in the US of A.

*I know this makes a rats arse difference in world economics, but hey...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

I didn't even think about where they were.

It does make a difference really.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

yeah it does

sometimes it can take an epic age for things to cross the mighty pond

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

Cafepress are shit.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

...

O RLY!?

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

OWELS

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

You've made that owl look feminine

I'm pretty sure that by b3ta law you are now a disgusting yiffing furfag.

I, for one, am already reaching for my pitchfork.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

I would point out, that the only person projecting gender and body image

IS YOU!!! Yiffer taint by association!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

mmm

yiffer taint

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

Damn,

*sets self on fire*
*prods self with pitchfork*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

Yes. It's a friend of mine that happens to be a girl.

IT'S OK FOR BOYS TO HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS I READ IT IN A BOOK OK FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE I'M NOT PLAYING ANYMORE OK

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

I don't think you should, for this reason

Owls do not say twit-twoo.

Two owls do. The sound is a call and answer between two owls, and is misinterpreted as the call of a single owl.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

! (damn childhood nursey rhyme lies) So which do I go for?

The Twit or the Twoo?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

probably twit-twoo

it's not as if you invented ignorance when it comes to owl calls, feel free to exacerbate it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)

I think the blame rests at the feet of the owls

Cunning voice-throwing-roundrobin-singing types.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

newsletter subject line compo

prove you are witty folk
and furnish us with a pithy joke

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rob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

NEVAR!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

NO NEVAR!!!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

HARDLY EVAR?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

Hardly ever wrote a B3ta subject!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

Good News!american asian dating search single site

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

D:<

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Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Good News!american asian dating search single site

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Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Good News!american asian dating search single site

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Hey, friends!Date pretty girls.My name is Dixon!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

I wud liek to date a perty girls, pls

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

Date them!Date them now!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

if only I could

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Free big floppy chebs inside..soap not included

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

Now with disabled baby. DO YOU LIKE US YET?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

asian dating: it's the new glitter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

Now.I want men.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

HEY, FRIENDS! DATE PRETTY GIRLS. MY NAME IS OLGA!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

I AM OLGA, WE MEET FOR MARRIAGE AND FUN TIME YES?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

Now.I want men

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

Anyone who thinks b3ta will destroy the internet is a twat.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

A ManBaaaaaaaaaag???

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WormuIus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

Climate change, inevitable famine and war over dwindlling resources before mankind settles into a new dark age. BUT FIRST THIS....

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

LARGE HARD ON COLLIDER

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

colander!

for sorting the shatners bassoons from the higgs bosoms

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

SPACEMEN FROM BEYOND THE MOOOOOOOOON

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

even after the world ended on wednesday, we've still managed to churn one of these things out.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

LIKE SARAH PALIN'S SHIT-FILLED CUNT, ONLY SLIGHTLY BETTER

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

Pfft!

THIS HARD!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

The hastily put together Newsletter: this time it's because we thought reality might be negated on Wednesday.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

Thom Yorke's a man raping dolphin!!

Tru fax!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

The library of Congress? Detroit? Beyond the Sun?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)

"Sorry, not available in XL"

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

how about...

Chatup lines guaranteed to work.. "Hi, I'm the artist currently known as Happytoats, you may remember me from such websites as b3ta.. fancy a shag?"

or is that too long?

(eight, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

HappyToast you say?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

now that IS

smug

(eight, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

rickmantoast?

i love that guy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

On time for the 3rd week in a row shocker!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

A: A Hockey Mom has a bigger cock

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

Arf!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

Pfft!

This is funny!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

I'm In your tunnelz, burning your carz

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)

Since you are here,

can you ban the bint below please?

/alliterative grouch

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

BAN THE BINT!

is such a useful phrase, i intend to use it at every opportunity for the day

(eight, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

Ron Jeremy in fear of the Big Bang!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

you really need to add mascara and blusher before the inate piggyness is covered

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

Absinthe makes the heart go yonder.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

supercollider? i barely know her!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still lipstick.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

Coming at you from a parallel dimension created by large hardons or something

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

pinkens your teeth while you chew

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

OH HAI WEB SHERIFF, WE HAVE GROWN A NEW SET OF BALLS LOL

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

*votes*

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

Increasing the CERNing on your Standard Model DoomFonts.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

If you feed a pig lipstick, it will shit runny pink wax

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

HAVE ANY OF THE PARALYMPIC ATTENDEES BEEN DRINKING? I SAW A RUNNER YESTERDAY WHO LOOKED PRETTY LEGLESS

(__, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

hehe

livingroomlol

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

Thom Yorke is a kangaroo fucking monkey.

(at weekends)

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

Armless man enters wanking competition and comes last

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

hahaha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)

HADRON CAN MEAN HARD-ON IF YOU SWAP SOME LETTERS AND ADD A HYPHEN

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)

Photos of your bosses wife in this weeks issue.

(

@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

You polish a turd the same way you hammer a nail with a banana.

or rather:
A frozen turd can be polished.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

take your laptop to the carsey and read it while you shit

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

tunnel burns, palin's a whore. Elbow won, here's £60 more

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

I AM THE BATMAN, NO I AM THE BATMAN AND SO'S MY WIFE!

or

JULIE MOULT IS STILL AN IDIOT

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

Pew, Pew, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub, Bristol, Piper, Track, Willow, Trig

(

beaubodor blogless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

Pfft!

(

ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

Free Happy Toast with this issue

Sorry HT...
;)

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)

i didn't

know he was locked up!! =-0

you learn something new every week!

(eight, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)

Exclusive! Julie Moult eaten by a Nazi Black Hole

FTW, if I don't say so myself

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

Your XL newsletter......Ab3ta protected

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)

Osteoporosis and the Kama Sutra do not make happy bed fellows.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

Good News!american asian dating search single site

Hey, friends!Date pretty girls.My name is Olga!

http://photos8.pop6.com/photo-ffadult-r30-s1-122471551_15770.35746843.square.gif

I know about this site from Friendly and I'll wish make some new friendship out of my country. Write something to me, please.
Newschoosing dating site names
Now.I want men.

Thanks!Happydating!

(brarsetle, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

YAY!

SUPER HAPPY DATE TIME!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

Seriously?

You waited 7 days to post that rubbish?

Edit: Oooh! New icons!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

Now.I want men.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

Some things never change!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

Never.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

If only I were your type :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

Come to the Derby bash and I'll give you a once-over

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

Let me rephrase that,

your lack of mammary glands makes you not my type :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

I'm working on my moobs if that helps?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)

Pics or it isnt happening ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

do not tempt me :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)

get in line, bitch!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

*loads shotgun*

Hello Olga...

(Virulent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

My, that is good news!

Hey everyone, look at the good news!

(

Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

Do you have all your own teeth?

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

failing that - someone elses?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

SPAM ALERT!!!

I've got the bunker doors open if anyone wants to join me.

There may be jaffa cakes.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

Ooh!

*joins*

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

I don't bunker on a maybe

I've been fooled before!

(

Joliet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

it depends how quick you are*

*said with mouth full of orangy goodness.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

i shall bring coffee

any chance of bakewells?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

Oooo bakewell tarts

now I have cravings.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

now you know how I feel!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

Chocolate Digestives

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

battenburg

battenburg battenburg battenburg

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

chocolate HOBNOBS.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

I think we need appointed bunker wardens who wear sashes and carry clipboards with the member list on them.

We should also practice a bunker drill once a week too.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

we already do practice

it's called tuesdays.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

Also it may be wise to discontinue the Jaffa stockpile inspections

as there always seem to be loads missing just after the inspections.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)

mmrrrmmm-whhat-mmmnnm? *wipes crumbs from shirt*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

*nattows eyes in a yorke-esque way*

your breath smells of orange

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

I was waiting for this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

pfft

makes me giggle every time!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

pffft

I LIKE VERY MUCH TO COME TO YOUR COUNTRY, THEN YOU MEET RUSSIAN MAFIA AND THEY TAKE MUCH MONEY FROM YOU, YES?

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HAH AHA HSdu as;dflidg ~

thanks - but I'm married and secretly gay... also I am racist, mostly against any people who's race begins with an 'A'

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

Fuck right off

Edit: I thought your name was Lisa?

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

yay for spam

now i really want to join that site, yay for the power of advertising, 'ning all btw.

(

skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

IF WE SHOUT AT THE ROBOT ENOUGH, WE MIGHT JUST HURT ITS FEELINGS

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

Hello again.

You never replied to my request of a rim-job last time.

(

@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

I hope they find your rotting corpse with your trousers at your ankles

have a nice day!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

hai

my interests are necrophilia and stabbing.

I also like watersports, tennis and shouting at your face.

I have a scab on my penis, but it can feel nice for you.

What is your number please?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)

hello olga

let's fuck

I mean, hello Boris

let's not

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

Aww let's not be so harsh.

Let's get some of them over, take their passports, set them up in a house, then pimp them out. There's money to be made there.

(

JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

that is a fine idea

We can keep them in the cellar and the only costs would be a little dose of skag each saturday to keep them quiet.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)

Hello Olga

I would love to join your dating site but you are the only one for me.
Please give me your msn adress so we can cyber!
Gaz me yeah?

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)

Mustapha Bin Dun?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

Pfft!

Take this pan, and smack yourself round the head repeatedly!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

outboard hake?

RIS

(tee hee hee - I'm pulling your plonker - I get it and it smells of pun)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

Brill!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

y'rang?

(

Joliet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

haha

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

I click this everytime

and I shall continue to do so

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

SSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

i'm RISsed to the max i'm afraid..

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

Oh my Cod!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

Nicely!

punned!

(

Joliet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

That exhaust is giving me the fishy fear

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

hahahaha!

'shop a little clarkson on top shouting "POWER!"
then it shall be perfect.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

I suddenly have the urge

to visit Exeter and buy a bicycle.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

Whatever would have brought that on

he asks, knowingly.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)

No, seriously, I wanna know...

(Virulent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

Roffle!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

wot yoo lookin at wot you lookin at

wanna wake up wiv a cwowd awound ya? You dil-do!

/Hale and Pace songs I can't get out of my head.com

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

Pfft!

We are da management!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

Let's do the stonk

to the rhythm of the honky-tonk

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

under my kilt, if ya wanna grapple,

there's a baby's arm, holdin an apple... and so on.

I have no idea how I have shit songs from 15 years ago in my head... but I do.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

Hale and Pace were all of the win!

They went to college down the road from my house!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhNLpQqlKn8

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

wow!

can you sign my chest?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

Pfft!

Shut it ginge ;)

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDtjBrS4Fhw&feature=related

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

*sits in corner*

*sobs gently*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

I think I'd probably lose control of my legs if I heard that.

I wish I could remember more Hale and Pace. Or any.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

Youtube has lots of goodness :)

I forgot how massively popular they were!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

I watched a lee mack live dvd the other day

he's HILARIOUS. Mostly.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

I saw his Live at the Apollo on Dave the other day

and it was hilarious! I even quite enjoy his sitcom.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

We really like him

also we now like Michael McIntyre. or MacIntyre. I forget.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

Yeah,

I saw his stand up on Live at the Apollo too and I quite enjoyed it, but when I have seen him on Mock the Week I haven't enjoyed him....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)

i shall soon be watching

phil jupitus' quadrophobia.
for the third time.
it rawks mah titties!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

He is very funny

been catching Not Going Out on Paramount

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

I love Tim Vine :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eshR-WpdYDM

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

Hale & Pace??

Good god...

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

I know

it's a sad sad day for us all...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

First people to

play Daizel and Pascoe on TV

FACT!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

Sorry to TJ but I took this for Tri-B's as the image he used as a backdrop is directly outside me window.

EDIT: No one is hanging out of the window. They are pipes. The quality is not good as it was taken by camera phone from a distance.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

is that someone hanging out of a window??

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

It's a depressed munchkin

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

Are my ears burning again?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

*checks inner thighs*

No they're fine.
As you were.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

Sterling work there.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

You knows it ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

is there someone hanging above the shop?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

the police or going to come knocking on your door if you keep hanging out your window photographing everything!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

eh?

and noon!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

Gribes!

Blones!
Is there someone hanging out of that window?

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

Is there someone hanging out of that window?

!!!11!!

(

fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

PERCY PIGS!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)

Pfft!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

Percy Pigs? PAH

Cheese Tasters FTW

(

fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

FALACY

I will no longer tolerate your deviance!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

NUH-UH

Think of the horses, Think of the HORSES!
/Not bitter at all that I can't eat certain pig-shaped sweets because of my stupid vegetarian morals blog.

(

fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

ah right

they also contain real pork, which would be a problem for you...

I used to have morals too - then I talked/thought myself out of most of them... I have yet to decide if this is a good idea or not.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)

that makes no sense

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

is that someone hanging out of that window?

also on a theme: anyone else see Eastenders last night?
I spotted it before it happened, but it's developing a Rear Window type subplot which is hilarious (as in terrible)

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)

i made sure i was in the bath before it started.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

i refuse to watch it

on the grounds that it's both shit and depressing.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)

indeed

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

^this

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

No. I have taste.:P

Although I know a place near Forest Gate that has a square called Albert Square and a pub called The Queen Vic.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

What ISN'T directly outside your window?

(

Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

thom yorke

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)

inside

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)

fascinating

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)

asphincter sez what?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

Vogue!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

shop Thom Yorke you say?

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

ahhh

I had to think about it for a while.

Very good.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

phew

*removes spang-proof helmet*

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)

*penny drops*

Took far too long...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

mind the seams!

(

new_matt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)

Pfft!

I need new glasses....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

me too

in fact i'm popping to the Thom-approved Specsavers tomorrow

(

new_matt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

I love them!

They are so cheap :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

This^^

with knobs on

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

Have you seen these guys too?

www.glassesdirect.co.uk

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)

but I have now. Ta.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

i am liking the daiquiri ones

and the cuba libre

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)

nice idea, but they're all horrible 8(

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)

i just got some

unfortunately, they make me look like deirdre barlow :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

that's the look the kids are going for!

my current ones make me look like Gordon Freeman, I may just get a new pair that are the same.

(

new_matt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

I'm quite fond of these ones....

www.specsavers.co.uk/glasses/mens-glasses/banana

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

they're not bad

not my type of thing, but not bad.

0_0

bugger, call of nature.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

I have these

www.specsavers.co.uk/glasses/designer-glasses/red-or-dead-15
SEXEH

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

I'm getting these pretty babies

www.klasik.org/frames/wpre70/p4/onclicks/k8759.html
yessss

(

fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:24, archived)

cor

thems spanky

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

How you doing Dame Edna?

Pfft!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

OI!

Cheeky. I will rock out.

(

fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

they're nice

although i suspect they'll make you look like a 1950's secretary

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

aha

for indeed that is the plan
*tappy tap taps*
*smokes a lot*
*gets ravished across the filing cabinet*

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fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

this is deviance

I can endorse - all that stuff about cheesy thingys is forgiven.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)

i fully endorse this plan

*waits in line for ravishings*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

Sexy tiems

my glasses only have one arm at the moment, scotch tape FTW.

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fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:12, archived)

that used to happen to me

if i fell asleep on the couch, my glasses would get bent and the arms would snap off.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

LEAVE THOM ALOOOENE!

Aw - poor thomas. His eye isnt that small.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

On the other hand...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

arg - mixed punchlines

*asplodes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

Jamaica nose?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

Alaska chest

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:19, archived)

I think 'leave thom alone' kind of goes againstthe principal of the photoshop thom challenge

but I agree - I didn't realise he was boz eyed until this challenge... but then I knew next to faf all about him and his music anyway, so ... erm... I'll just go.

:(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

*staples to floor*

No you fucking well won't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

OH NOES - I can't move...

I appear to be over encumbered in some way... how will I ever get out of this dreadful situation which poses potential harm to my life and limb... find out next week!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

SAME BAT TIME

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

SAME BAT CHANNEL

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

can someone please unstaple my foot

I'm feeling very exposed to interference from wild coyotes and women of easy virtue

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

Nope.

You're MINE now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

well

I suppose it could be a lot worse

*secret glees*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)

also - did you find any luke vibert and listen to it?

I would strongly recommend you hear the whole of Kerrier District... also if you like Aphex Twin (and LV) - perhaps you might like Gaslamp Killer or Flying Lotus

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:11, archived)

Nah, totally fucking forgot....

I'm shit at remembering ANYTHING.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

GLK did a mix for Marrie Anne Hobbs the other night

I haven't listened to it yet though so I couldn't say if it were any good -- he tends to put Death Metal and hard Northern European thrash and stuff on somewhere in the mix when he plays - so you might luck out.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:18, archived)

Oooh, hello

that sounds good.

North European thrash? PLEASE say 'like Destruction'.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destruction_(band)

I used to have such a thing for Schmier.

Edit: you're talking MORE north, aren't you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

I'm not sure

from the few (very good - IMHO) mixes of his I've heard he just plays what he likes, but it tends to be dark and a bit fucked up and sometimes it doesn't work and most of the time it does. A lot of old psych, a lot of Krautrock, Berlin School, grime, thrash, techno, hop hip and stuff like that.

blog.turntablelab.com/2008/09/post_368.html

edit - I think I'm talking let's pretend to be the goblins of the underworld king North

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:22, archived)

Hooray, that sounds good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:25, archived)

like I said - I have't listened to this one or read the track listings

and I'm always cautious of radio 1 stuff, especially when it's people who are from the states -- the strangeness that I tend to geek out over seems to get left out sometimes,

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)

can someone

please make a spore of thom if it hasnt been done already,id do it myself but i unistalled my creature creator demo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

what kind of voodoo is this?

Also, sorry to TJ but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGHH!
I have a holiday in 3 weeks and the fucking airline's gone tits up!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

Write to Watchdog

it seems thats the only ay to get things sorted these days

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:17, archived)

Just read an email from Travel Republic

As I booked a package it's protected so will get a refund for flight.
Just need to book another one. At a higher cost of course. Grrr!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:21, archived)

booo

see this is why I don't go on holiday very often. It's suppossed to be relaxing, but it's a fucking stress

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)

Looks like some sort of secreted resin...

Yeah, but secreted from WHAT?

GLITTERLOL

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)

wrong.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

I do not get the reference....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

she doesn't have bad dreams

because she's just a piece of plastic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

hahaha

you shoped his head in nicley

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)

Ooh Yucky

What is that in her hair? Ohh Even more yucky!!!

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:58, archived)

oh good lord, that is so wrong..... hahahahahahahhahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

I feel guilty laughing -

- kind of

click

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

gary

fucking

glitter

www.b3ta.com/board/8710112

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

You should put that in bugs and features qotw!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

haha that is a fine plan

but I don't want to waste rob's valuable time.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

Yeah, sorry.

You gotta admit, hes the most iconic, famous nonce ever though.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

apparently the only "nonce" in the world

lol psychiatric disorders

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

I blame the meedja

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

Might as well pea this again as it flew off into obscurity in seconds

As is the way of the board

Sozzle if im breaking some sort of rule or sumpting.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

Nicely shopped

But very wrong.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

Glad to have the spirit of b3ta in me

I have seen much wrongness on here.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

*creates more b3ta spirit*

Ok bend over, here's some more.
;)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

He mostly cums at night... Mostly

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

Hahaha

first funny glitter post ever

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

funny as fuck

woo

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)

A cautionary limerick for lone travellers...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)

Aw, I want Suffolk cuisine now

I'll leave the tractoring though, ta

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

All true

Suffolk is the scariest place on earth.

It makes Deliverance look like Disneyland

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)

Yeah but they have lots of RAF bases which

have massive fuck off planes in them! I nearly shat myself when I was working near Mildenhall and a B52 took off over the car I was in!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

I came up with an idea the other day... as an alternative to a fun park

a NOT fun park... families could go there and not have fun in the themed zones and not enjoy the food and not come away feeling that they've had a good time... but they might feel closer to one another because of having gone through it together.

THAT is my idea, I'm going to sell it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

As great an idea as that is,

you clearly have not yet been to Thorpe Park....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

all the best ideas have been had

everything we learn we're only remembering

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

I liked Thorpe Park

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)

Fair enough :)

I haven't been to a theme park in about 10 years, and that was Legoland because my best friends cousin was a manager there so we got in free.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

Jammy beggar

Not been there actually. But Thorpe Park is good for Roller Coasters :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)

I actually used to reallly like Legoland!

We went whenever we had a holiday from school.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:01, archived)

damn you and your mindpiss

though I was going to say Barry Island

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)

Pfft!

Well bugger me!
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)

*buggers*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

*enjoys*

I knew I shouldnt have fallen asleep in the back ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

I see what you did there...

*wipes*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:56, archived)

is tractoring sexual in any way

or does it just mean being run over by a tractor... which, I grant you, some people may find sexual.

Also - woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:51, archived)

It's a bit of both...

Sexy!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

heheheheheh!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

ooh aarr

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

Hehehe

I was kinda hoping the was Yorke in the ditch.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

I know it's september, but...

... we've just had an email about our work crimbo party this year.

It's in November...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

Fucking cheap ass companies having Christmas parties earlier!

The last one I went to was on Dec 12th so that wasnt so bad. And it was at Camden Palace which was cool :)
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

I'm sure thats why they've done it

fuckers

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)

HEY!

Cracker is OUR word. Not cool man.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

A few years ago we wouldve strung you from a tree.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)

rhyme minister is a pinata

AICMFP

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

I am full of sweets :)

I loikes your pic by the way. Crack me open and grab a Caramac.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

now I want a caramac

and I haven't one since I was 12

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

They still sell them.

Also, Burial should have won.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

You are full of bollocks!

Seldom Seen Kid is a work of art!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)

I am full of sweets

That may be true, but Untrue is a groundbreaking work of art. And is far more of the time than Elbow which is what the Mercury prize is about.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

I haven't heard it

But I've loved Elbow since day one so I'm just really pleased for them to get some recognition at last, particularly as the got dropped from their label two year ago and made this album themselves

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)

Well that is impressive.

I've only heard the single and wasn't overly impressed.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

I like them

and they put on a good show when you get to see them... unfortunately the Mercury Music Prize spells lonely musical death generally... so, this is it for them.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)

I don't think that's true at all.

Look at this list (winners in bold). I'd say three of those at the most are no longer around.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:07, archived)

I get this feeling too.

Most of those bands are still releasing good shit now. But thankfully M People aren't :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)

Listen to the album!

It is brilliant!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r3Bs_KkP94

This is a top video too!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:00, archived)

Hmmm.

Possibly. I'm on a bit of a dance music only diet at the moment. This could be a good remedy.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

but they taste like powdery shit now

I was so disappointed when I found one.

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

caramac is all kinds of nasty

sweet peanuts ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)

M&S chocolate peanuts... or Percy Pigs*

... when I go to the cinema I'm allowed to get sweeities from Markses and I get chocolate peanuts and percy pigs.

*which contain real pig

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)

Percy Pigs for the ultimate win!

I bought some Los Nucos in Marks the other week and just couldnt resist buying Percys :D
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

I especially like that they contain real pork

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:02, archived)

Oh yes!

All sweets should contain Pig!

Imagine how much win Black Jacks would be with Bacon in them?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

never heard of percy pigs

all i get in the cinema is cheesy nachos and tango ice blast.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:03, archived)

NEVER HEARD OF PERCY PIGS?? they are the most grown up and macho of all animal faced confectionery:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_pigs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

ah, right

i have heard of them, i just didn't know i had. my cousin's lad eats them.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:09, archived)

Haha did you watch Alan Titchmarsh the other day aswell?

Oh God, I'm so ashamed. It was an accident!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

no - I didn't

... but please explain yourself

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

Pfft!

Silly Scaramanga! We is not in Mexico! He is a tire swing :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

*swings*

*snaps*
*videos*
*YBF's*

Profit!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:59, archived)

Hohoho

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

St Ebenezer's Day is already far behind us

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

true story

a friend of mine was taking MDMA (not huge amounts) back with him to Belfast through an international airport, he also had my DVD boxed set of Cracker... he was so flustered by going through the security zone that he left my DVDs there because he was so relieved that he got through he forgot everything else...

not a very good story, but true and relevant.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

Controversial Olympic Sports #5

4 3 2 1
The spears are for the added motivation.

(Virulent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I am loving these!
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

Hehe

These are good!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)

pungee?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

Hmm, is that

Some lovely Peak Gritstone? I love climbing in the Peak, the rock is nearly always perfect, but it tears you hands to fuck!

*wants peak gritstone in garden*

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:08, archived)

....

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

But of course!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

It's so obvious now you say it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

nobody wanted to be the first to say it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

Someone had to break the ice.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

*hires 18-stone penguin*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

*sigh, i never get time to do new pictures any more, oh well, here's a relevant repost from days gone by

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

hahahah, top stuff :D

looks like something out of "Spore"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

spore wasn't even a twinkle in peter molyneauseuax's eye when i made this pic

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

Spore is Evil!

www.b3ta.com/links/224902#post224918

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

pfft

stupid christians.

sorry, one of those words is redundant.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

Actually read the whole article :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

spores quite good

I like the way if there's a race who invade your planet, you can just buy 3 drought generators and plant them on their planet.

no more war..or people for that matter :D

*evil laughs*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

you're a cruel man

I just bomb the shit out of them.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

I want peace in my slice of galaxy.......by any means >:D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

#Prodigy! FUCK YEAH! coming round to save the mother fuckin' world, yeah!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

what do your little sporrans (or whatever) look like?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

looks like something from the Dark Crystal

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

yea they do a bit.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:05, archived)

Did I hear yesterday

that the God brigade have jumped on Spore in the US?

EDIT: and a cracking pic on this site

consumerist.com/5048556/want-more-than-one-account-on-your-spore-game-buy-another-copy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

Pfft!

See my link above :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

aargh :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:52, archived)

is it cracked yet?

i may download a copy, just to piss off EA.

[edit] haha, only just noticed the pic :D

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:06, archived)

yup it was cracked before release ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:20, archived)

PEAROAST FOR COMPO

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

indeed

i really need to do some new pictures

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

You shoud - I'm ashamed for you.

:D

Lovely droopy eye

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

Pfft!

Lully!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

aaaww, isn't he cute?

*shudders*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

heh I remember that

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

Pffft

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

hahahaha

that's absolutely superb.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

Aherm...

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Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

heheh

with essential sesame oils?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *breathes in*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

Pfft!

*spang*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

His face is not nice for advertising

(sarah90 >you, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

You're joking?!

I think he's a very handsome chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

And a wondeful chef!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

I do love a man that can cook.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

And chinese food no less

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

Number 53!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

~~that can~~ 's
ok ck

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

*takes temperature*

Aha! editing!

Yes. Women cocks are boring.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

:D yeh, that was a difficult strikethrough experience

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

Hmm

He's just not my type I guess

(sarah90 >you, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

TLH lurves the crinkly eyes

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm a sucker for a handsome older chap

and crinkly eyes are a sign of much laughter, which is always very attractive.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

Story lines

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

EXACTLY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

THISTHISTHIS!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

Smily eyes and a beard

and you've got me on the floor.

Put a bit of grey in the beard and I'll lose the power to speak.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

What about specks of pure flame red?

All natural!
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

Ginger in beards is good

even the wife, mixed race and black haired as he is, still has ginger bits. It's amazing, the diversity you lot get on your chins.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

I don;t understand it though,

it isn't ginger. They are actually proper red! Like Scarlet colour :S
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

WOW!

Showmeshowmeshowme.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

Haven't got one at the moment,

i shaved yesterday :)

When I next don;t shave for a while I will try and find one.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

YAY!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

Have you got Morgellons disease?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

*googles*

:S I do now!
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

*hides Mr Trellis*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

I saw pics of him

He's hawt.
Edit: Even if you ignore me, I still think he's hawt. ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

:D even if I were to horn onto Mr Trellis

I've seen you two together. I've got NO chance :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

Aw, yay!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

This is going to sound very schmaltzy

so I do apologise, but I do so love to see people who love each other together. It fills me full of glee and happy warmness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

Same here

I love seeing really old people holding hands :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

Don't, you'll make me fill up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2007/09/24/couple-celebrate-75-years-of-marriage-100252-19838403/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

Awwwwwwwww!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

This has made my day

Even if the liverpool echo's editor is pants

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:49, archived)

awwwwww

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)

i don't

it's usually my parents. the thought of them having sex(which they still do at least 3 times a week) makes me sick in my mouth a little.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

I'm older than both of you!

\\o/

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

And don't we know it ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

Phew!

*stops worrying about having laughter lines at 23* ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

You and me both.

It's a good thing, don't worry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

Sweet!

*laughs lots*
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

I love comedy (especially stand up)

so I'm blaming comedy for my laughter lines.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

I'm blaming

kids falling over!
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

^This

You get two sorts of lines. 'I've never smiled a day in my life' lines and 'I spend most of my days bent double with laughter' lines. The second ones are FAR superior :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

I've got a few worry lines coming as well

but I'm trying not to notice them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

Hide them amongst the laughter ones!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

That's the plan!

That or a karate kidesque headband...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

i have only one wrinkle

and i'm sitting on it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

Pfft!

As a man, I have hundreds, but the majority are on my scrote!
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

what?

you mean you don't iron it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:46, archived)

And the award for most painful thought of the day

goes to Smash MOnkey!
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

*clutches award*

*wipes away fake tears*
you like me, you really like me!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

huh?

Why not?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

OLD.

Me no like

(sarah90 >you, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

O_O

oh dear.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

She's 17.

I'M old to her. Probably.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)

How do you know this?

But yes, crinkly Chef Hom is brilliant.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

Yesterday, someone asl'd her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

'ning ninj!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

Ninj Ning

Haven\t heard of the original, but tis a good image

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

Ningles...

...Barb and Bilbo, you ok chaps?

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Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)

pffftttt

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

*buys eleventy bottles of jupitus*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

Pfft!

I hope the Brand is Jo and not that idiot Russell! And the Carr is Jimmy not Allen.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

Davidson?

I bet that stinks!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

it reeks of fail and bigotry

jim davidson is a cunt.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

lacist

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

he is a pus-filled wart on the anus of humanity.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:50, archived)

yup :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:54, archived)

And

a right fucking shit bag. The bastard has a gig in my town soon, why would anyone want to see the fucker?

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

Hahahaha...

Nice one Joe:-)

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Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

Hahaha

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)

Meet Togo, Riverghost's Baby-gathering Gorilla...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

Pfft!

Needs more fake Happytoast!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

that is happytoast

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

He's younger than I thought...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

And less Hairy....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

This is giving me a happy :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

one baby.

will you eat it here?
no, i'll have it togo...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

aw i like gorillas

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)

This reminds me of that story where a baby 'fell' into a gorilla enclosure at a zoo somewhere

and one of the older females scooped it up and protected it from potential harm from others in the group, apparently

On that note, i'm off to spend hideous amounts on some new camera kit :D

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

A zoo in Jersey I believe

And it was the silverback that sheltered it. It was on 999 all those years ago.

Edit: Jambo

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

That was the little boy, wasn't it?

Fell down into the enclosure and was knocked out?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

I like the 'fell'

are you insinuating it was chucked?

Have a nice time....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

Well if you're holding a two year old over a gorilla enclosure

How else does it 'fall'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

This is a very good point.

Don't chuck your baby at gorillas, Trellymum. Chuck me at them instead, I would like to give them cuddles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)

You're more than welcome to come and do that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

Hahaha

If that's the sign I think it is I can see that from my window:P

Hehehe yeah I just image searched. That's the road sign directly opposite me above M&S.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 11:13, archived)

Hullo

Visit terrible blog here for bigger version and other stuff.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

Happy b3taday!

Thom Bean?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

5 years...

Fucking hell!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

I'm coming up for two

Blimmin scary

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

Bean Done!

C]:0D

Woo!

EDIT: Happy candlemas!
ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

DId you hear Mr Bean has lost 2 stone?

He has been on the Atkins-on diet!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

Badum

Tish!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

Guffaw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

I was having a row with my nephew the other day!

He got a Parp! whistle with his Beano but said it was a fart whistle! Silly Boy!
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)

i thought he lost it excercising, rowen i believe it was...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)

There is a Thin (blue) Line between good

and bad jokes ya know....
Oi! SETI! You wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)

Pfft!

But how many more times will we see this combo?!?!

Happy B3taday!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

thom bean!

happy b3taday!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

splendid

and a happy thingyday

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

Nicely done :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

absolutely top shopping smalls

and happy b3taday!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

happapapapapy b3taday!

top beanage :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

merry b3taday to thee!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)

happy b3taday :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)

chuffin' ace

nicely done, and happy b3taday fella

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

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