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# crap joke I know
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# hahaha
Oh Mr Taupin behave!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# A song about bottoms and what gays put up them ,surely?


(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# he's gone back in has he?
what will these pop stars get up to next :P
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# if he goes in then comes out often enough
he can shake it all about!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# oh dear
he's not even closet!

I'm phoning CUSTOME service about your internets. Who gave you access?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Needs more Tom Cruise.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Is it still 1986?
Woo though.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# someone saved my whites tonight...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I think you mean...
CUSTOMER Service!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Unlike Elton the r's are silent!
Old Pete n Dud joke ...was waiting for someone to pick up on that

:)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# heheh
needs more spermicide
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Homicide?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# OH I'M AN IDIOT.
IT'S RIGHT AT THE FUCKING TOP. DURRRR.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# yes?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Seaside
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# You forgot Countryside...
...defined by Graeme Garden on ISIHAC (Uxbridge English Dictionary) as "the killing of Piers Morgan". I can't wait for that show to come back. Some say Fry at the helm.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# You forgot
Ginocide
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
# HAND ME MY TROMBONE
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Bianca Beauchamp
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Cor. Fantastic.
Woo
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# cheers!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I'm trying to do some stuff like this myself (vectors)
do you select with lasso or use pen tool or what? I'm shit and want to improve.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# i don't select, i draw shapes with the pen tool
i don't really know what i'm doing tbh
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# That pic begs to differ :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# meh
i just trace stuff

have a browse through www.mofahaimages.com/rss/mofaha_news_rss2.xml
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# your wallpapers dropped this
"U"

otherwise, very woosome
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# beachamp or beauchamp?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# aha
bugger
well i can't be bothered changing it now :(
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I blacked over the text and wallpapered it anyway.
It looks fab. Ta!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# yeah me too
but i wanted to keep my tag on the uploaded file without it looking lonely


piss
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# beaUchamp
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# champ ion
did you see what i did there?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# heh
i thought it was soething to do with the lhc for a moment
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# that's that big laser thing isn't it
bloody waste of time and money if you ask me, and now the silly buggers have broken it.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# that's really rather good mr boy (or can i call you micto?)
/cer-lick (no i don't mean i'm licking a wild dog, i mean /click)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# just call him boy
we all do.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# right oh mr god
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Fwaps Fwaps Fwaps!
Awesome!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# that's AWESOME
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Cor.
that is all.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Very nice Micto
have a groin throbbing woo
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I had no idea who she was until I googled
Rrrrrrrooooowwwwwwlllll....

Nice work.

*clicks*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Ooo
Hadn't heard of her. Now educated through the medium of boobs. Nice *bags the wallpaper and clicks*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Shiiiiinny!!!
Woo
and nings.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# KLUNK...tinkle...
sorry, that was the sound of me dropping something.

fakkinell!

did your mrs lean over and say 'you've spent QUITE long enough on the cleavage area, now move on to the rest of the picture....'
my ex would have.

That's why she's my EX.

ahem. Woo pic sir.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# my missus is a very tolerant lady :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# they all have their breaking points though
finding lipstick on your collar
finding e-mails to a girl you knew in school
finding nemo.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# the persistant desire for bum-love
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# ahoy hoy! :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# wonderful as always and super shiny yum
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Ding Dong!
:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# a woo approaches
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# sexy lady is sexy.
i am jealous of her lovely outfit.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Bianca Beauchamp
Near as I can tell she's made entirely of wank material.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I've no idea who she is
but that is fantastic work :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
#
, that's a beauty :o)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# almost certainly bindun

but now at least it's out of my head
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# OH NOES!
they're going to create a giant anus that's going to swallow us all
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Heh
I actually viewed that as a reference to Predator at first

before I realized this is b3ta :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Yay the LHC stuff is back!
Nice ring.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# diddone

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# ew!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# GRUJUMICRUWV
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Well I like these :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Arf
Is that Salad Fingers?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] been away

and noticed this compo needs more Star Wars* ;P
* Lies! Lies! just an excuse
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I accidentally clicked "I like this" before the image loaded.
When it did, I was very relieved ;]
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# haha
please do that more often ;P
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I would have done anyway :]
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# *furiously shakes hands
Thats hands!... YOU PEOPLE!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# awesome!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# He has a spear up his
ass.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# wouldnt expect any less
from an Ewok
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# HIS ASS
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# if you can find it
Im not looking down there!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] E=Robo


Click for bigger (84KB)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# nice Butt
:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Ever Since I saw the 1st pictures of Cern
This has been in my head
(sorry for size, but I'm crap at all general
imagery type tings)



Click for bigger (125KB)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Hehe, this is actually a good one
Also, Grandpa Lost-Boy was in Tron! Never noticed that before.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# ^this^!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# he just looks too tidy tho
needs more beers and Oreo cookies
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:51, archived)
# that lab
kindof made me think of Cern
Top job :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Liar!!!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Ahahaha
Haven't heard that one in a while.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# double negative!
sit on my face and i'll tell you lies
ARGH GET OFF *dies*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Tell me lies
tell me sweet little lies.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# hahahaha
edit: also HAHAHAHA to the previous one :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# The statement below is a lie
The statement above is the truth
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] must have bindun
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# lawl!
that nobody did this before :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# NEAR THE TOP!
I'm having some Flash CS3 trouble, is anybody around who can give me a quick hand?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I'll give you a quick hand :D
...if you know what I mean
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Help me with flash and you can have one ;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Maybe some info on the problem and then people will be forthwith with aforementioned requested information
:)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Oh, it doesn't matter actually.
Ive figured it out. Thanks anyway
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Nicely done Sir,
If i had a hat, it would be tipped
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Nah, we all decided the idea wasn't good enough to do.
:P


Please don't hurt me.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# bloody hell
i was trying for this earlier, just couldn't pull it together
top stuff :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# You did the one that ended with a crucifixtion?
I didn't get that tbh.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# i didn't either, kinda lost my flow
distracted by smash brothers
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# :)
you cheeky little blighter. :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# very good fella :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Possibly bindun
But not as animated :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I couldn't decide which would have to be more optimised
as stills it would be way over the height limit, as an animation it would just look blotchy. Blotchy always wins :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I clicked.
So, please, spare my home planet.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# i knew it all along...
thats no moon....
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Very nice
:)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# i think 280 should be plenty

woo btw (I really should watch star wars one day - i've only seen the 1st and 2nd - the new ones)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# ...only 1 and 2?
:O
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# you're missing soo much...
honestly 2 and 3 should be stabbed with rusty splorks till they stop moving...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)
# maybe i'll buy another tv one day....
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)
# heavens
what will they think of next
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Yavin.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# that raises a point
why didnt they just blow up Yavin rather than going around it to blow up Yavin 4 ?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Where would be the dramatic tension in that?
You need a countdown to destruction, gives the good guys motivation to hurry up.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Friggin'...
...sweet!

Have a click!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Thus proves
The empire could never aim :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
# That's
no moon.

At the end, there.

no moon.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:D
And it was all controlled by a guy from Swansea Uni (100% fact)...we produce at least one Emporer a year down 'ere :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:28, archived)
# That's terrific!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] My first entry for a competition


well here it is, my first entry for a comp. ever! i dont really like the way it turned out, but im trying again to see if i can make it SUPERIOR, to this one (laaawwl hitler!)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
# please no delete / repost - thank you
did you post this earlier? *goes to check*
edit : hmm you posted this earlier and deleted it and posted it again didn't you?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# forgive me for asking this
but wasn't this posted earlier?

if you forget to 'compo' something, you can use the edit button below the post to enter it into the challenge :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Didn't you post this already?
Or am I getting even more stupid?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Bit of both, mate.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# tsk tsk, posting twice?
nawty boy
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# hahahaha
yes i did, but i accidentially deleted it :(
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# accidentally?
by clicking both the 'delete' and the 'yes I'm sure' buttons? ;)

nevermind, welcome aboard and congrats on the first challenge entry :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:42, archived)
# "ahem"
no-body commented
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# How?
There's a confirmation message, divot.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Stop insulting people for no reason.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I didn't mean it nastily :(
It's hard to get my point across just using text.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# oh come on fella, you've been here a while now to see how other people do it :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Mm, I have a distinct feeling of déja-vu.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# simply read it back to yourself
isn't a divot a hole on the green when your playing glof?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# STOP BEING MEAN TO ME >:[
:]
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# *puts chainsaw down*
dammit what am i going to do now mr warlord?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# *points at my ex*
Chainsaw.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# yes, accidentally, im dutch ok!
...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# You're dutch ok?
I'm English spiffing.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I'm Irish y'bastard
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Hahah :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Then skin up you drug-crazed, sex-fiend!
:P


Welcome aboard!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)
# hahahaha, that's the best excuse EVER!
*thumbs up*

welcome aboard :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# spreek engels aub :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# yes im dutch ok!
lol, according to my friends its my excuse for everyhtin XP
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# sadly, ive been on board for a wile now....
jsut enevr did anything :'(
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# well now you've started, don't stop
we're tolerant of the Dutch here, and their accidental, cack-handed ways ;)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# goddomme!
en weer een nederlander die de boel weer verknalt X)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# top tip : click reply to the person you wish to reply to :)
VVV
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# wat evaa
:P
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# on b3ta we do not speak 1337
and we pronounce our words properly
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# *rofl*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# sorry i couldn't resist :D
loffle
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)
# you know what?
saying word properly is for people that need to
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Hahah I like you
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)
# You see the way there is a reply button under each message...
that's so you can reply to the replies.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# ORLY?
YARLY!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Yes, also if you click the little 'I Like This' button under all my pictures
you get sent a cash prize!

Only my pictures, mind.

:P
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# so how much of the loot do i get if i do?
cus i am dutch after all..
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I can send you some outmoded Guilders if you like
Just write 'Euro' on top of them with luminous marker and they should be fine.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:01, archived)
# DEAL!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Just fill in the appropriate requisition forms in triplicate and pony express them to me at
Jesus, c/o The Pentagon.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# previously,

he's not shopped, evidently






ashally, it is 20 % larger
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)
# spreader bar?
what?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:36, archived)
# ermmm
i dont how that got there
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
# mines the same size ;D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:40, archived)
# criminy
there's always one bigger
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# < width=100%
:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Dear Mr. Skug of Skug Enterprises
I wish to thank you for your product which indeed
did make mine bigger too. This is the best product
on the internets for making them bigger, and works
much betterer than those other ones advertised in my
emailbox.
thank you for making to grow,


Herve Mombassa, Dr. Mrs
p.s. we have $140,000,000,000.00 dollars in a bank in nigeria we would like you to have



(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# *banks*
oh yeah! :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)
# It's better than the image above
which I've seen around 8 times already today on here.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
# :)
moo
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# <3
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] My first time


Click for bigger (65KB)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:15, archived)
# woo!
more of this sort of thing!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)
# must have been sore,
did you use a decent condom?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:18, archived)
# brian the size of a planet...
yes i said brian :p
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:36, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] i dont know how he got to coruscant
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# this is woo.
though for ages all I thought Kong was a big elephant...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Just for you, quick and dirty...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:18, archived)
# i pity the people below
for the oliaphont must poop soon
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)
# yes!
this is woo of the highest order!!!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)
# when will people learn the difference between fantasy and Sci-Fi
woo to the pic anyway
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:18, archived)
# well i thought coriscant is from sci-fi
and kong is a retro film so why not combine them,but i suppose it is slighty unorthodox
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I'm not sure why...
(I am also not sure why I decided to mirror and animate it :/)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I don't know why either
But it makes me glee all over the place.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:00, archived)
# The ugliest most disturbing man in TV advertising,
with a Klaus Nomi haircut!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)
# TV card + "Import video frames to layers" is a bad combo
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
# fuck!
the boards gone all giffy,more MORE!!!!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)
# ung-ung,da-da,ung-ung DIGGA-DIGGA
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)
# a-hahahahahaha
fuck!!! thats fucking classic
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:14, archived)
# yay gif thread :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)
# lol spanganang!!!!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
# just because i can
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:31, archived)
# MAGIC STATIC SHADOW
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)
# That's an oil stain.
There is no shadows.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:31, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:14, archived)
# This gets better every time I see it :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Oh Jesus!
Hahahahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Ahahaha simple but effective

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# who is it?
not seen him
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)
# On the confused.com advert.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:14, archived)
# ohh
i wasn't watching, just remember seeing some cardboard pints.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)
# but without the Klaus Nomi falsetto...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# has nobody ever told him
that hair-don't makes him look a complete and utter twat?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)
# This is really making me laugh out loud hahahahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)
# he's rocking to the beat of his meat...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)
# what a gimpy
looking sod
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# the fact they put this mook
in an ad tells you how much contempt they have for the british public

/angry from tooting blog
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Hurray!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)
# me neither
but i like him/her/it
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I like it
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Mirror animation is the future!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:30, archived)
# And Lo, there cometh an Angel, um, Dog, um, eth...

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# ha ha Bless his little doggy wings
Oi! Be a bit more respectful you heretical littel kitties!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# angels have nothing up their frocks
FACT.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Except love.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# and skin
don't forget the skin.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Yeah.
Love skin ...

SEXYTIEM!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# they don't have love skin
they have no sex, which begs the question how the fuck can they be so happy all the time?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I've slept with an angel.
Several angels, in fact.

In fact, I had an just angels-and-me orgy once at my place - it was great - there was lube and feathers everywhere, and great ambient music for the comedown.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I was there
give me back my halo.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Of course I will, dear ... if you come and get it ...
*twirls halo around impressive manhood*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Ahhhh the joys of mexican industrial grade PCP
And quite possibly they where trick or treaters who just came to the wrong door....(it was October 31st after all) :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# You know it!
Nothing like shagging an angel when raging off your tits and trying to bat giant flies away from the physical embodiment of a brief but lucid glimpse at philosophy one once had during the 1990s.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# we can't stop here, this is bat country
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# sentence of the year
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# That read like a postcard from the edge.....
THE EDGE OF SANITY!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Sure as hell wasn't from the Edge out of U2.
Haahahahahahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# ah, but Smashie
no knowledge at all of sex and no sex is bliss.

No sex when you know about it and have had it is hell.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I wouldn't know what that's like.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# you don't remember childhood?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I was never a child.
My maker created me like this from the start.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Rolf Harris again
what a card.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# He makes me do The Bad Thing.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# very, very true
i kinda wish i wasn't such a slut when i was younger, i wouldn't know what i'm missing now :(
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# never regret sluttiness
in any case, now you've said that you'll get at least 30 gaz's from male b3tards.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Give me a couple of minutes, I've only sent 17 so far.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# just gaz's?
i can't do much with those!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)
# So explain the Nephilim and Gregori and all that
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# it's all lies
created by the catholic church to whip us into a sexual frenzy, thus forcing us to sin and go to confession, where we are more likely to stay for the sermon and put our hard-earned shekels into the collection plate. it's all about the money, people!
*dons tinfoil hat*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Nobody forces me into sin
It's all quite voluntary.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Apart from times when they want to...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# dirty angels!
you just can't trust those perverted flying bastards.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# thieving angel cat!
leave the bloody absinthe alone!
*checks on personal absinthe cache*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Personal absinthe cache!!!!!
I have visions of huge well stocked cellars stretching out into the stygian darkness beneath your mansion.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# oh, how i wish that were true!
i've only got 5 bottles. one each of blue, green, yellow, red and black absinthe.
and 2 bottles of whisky.
oh, and a bottle of rose
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# hahahaha
woooo!!!!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Those two kittens are giving me fluff palpitations.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# glee!
That's one of the kittens I used for my chase scene.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# i
heart this :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# aww
that's delightful.
I will now be filled with glee for the entire journey home. Hurrah! G'night B3ta.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Heheh, perverts :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] "Zwei Wochen..zwei. Wochen. zwei Woooochen!"
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
#
Machen Sie sich bereit für eine Überraschung!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# best line in the whole film
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# that and "DIE!"
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# i don't recall anyone saying die
it mustn't have stuck in my mind very well.
stupid non-stick mind!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I have no idea what you're on about.
But I wanted to join in.

So I made up my own stuff.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# always a good idea :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# SICH QUAAAID
great work
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# i am liking far too many things on here lately
you aren't helping matters :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# SEE YOU AD DA PARDY HIMMLER!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# lol
pearoast

(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# AAAAAAAAhahaha
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# pff
nice
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# whee
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# How are you doing this
magic times?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# yes, magic!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Is it not
specially trained bees?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# shh!
don't spoil the magic
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# science!!!!!
:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# You are so bloody fucking good you should have a B3ta handicap.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Segregation is the answer
One board for the talented, and one for the rest of us.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# This.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# that wouldn't be any fun
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:08, archived)
# wow
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hi dekionplexis :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# CHICAGO JONES!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:04, archived)
# How're you doing?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
# These really are fantastic - how are you doing them!?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# it's complicated
using povray with megapov for the phsyics
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# "whoosh"
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)
# 3D ;)
For us mortals something like 3D Studio (*ahem*) or legally, Blender, would probably be more accessible :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)
# nicely done :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Splooooooooooooooot BOING!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hell yeah!
That's what I'm talkin' about

Woo to the 3D wonderment.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I heard a very posh woman use the term "Hell yeah!" yesterday on the tube
In relation to her being asked whether or not she liked sailing.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# *sees*
*likes*
*leaves*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Wow how are you so good?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I was just about to leave, but saw this and felt teh need to comment - THAT IS FECKING AWESOME!
*clicked*

and now I'm really off, adios!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Cor
That's brilliant :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# You're far too clever, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take ya thumbs.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# bloody 'ell, that's ace :)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# oi loikes this muchly oi does
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# bloop?
my mind just did a barrel roll...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# this makes me have goosepimples and feel a bit dizzy
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Calm down, dear
It's only rohypnol.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# science!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Cor, that's brilliant.
Woo
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# BURN THE WITCH!
this is most woosome!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# FP This Now
. YAY, VERRILY, FOR HE IS THE
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Smooooooooooooooooth
What frame rate is that done at?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
Super Awesome
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# timesquid
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# yay
squid tiem!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# large hadron squidulator!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Yay squid tiem
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# EXPLODING TENTACLE TIME PARADOX: Budokai!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# space time sea thing star tentalcle rock opera confusion
:D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# oh, i love you for this!
it ties in nicely with an annoying nickname my mum has.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# nice
might have to pilfer and colour this in
*schemes*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] In my head it looked different
It now looks like darth has one those groucho marx stylee fasle beard on.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *giggles*
not bad!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *Now THAT'S a NOSE-CONE!*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Sutton Hoo?
Or Tutankhamun?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Sutton Hoo!
/lovely place - went on a corporate 'jolly' there a couple of weeks back
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# We went in the depths of winter
Couldn't see the burial mounds for the fog!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# very nice
last year the field nearby was corn so they made a maze (not maize) when the corn was tall enough..great fun when tiddly
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Norfolk is awash with maize mazes in the Summer
it's the modern Norfolk way of trapping city folk in a 'texas chainsaw massacre' style way, before we taken 'em back, skin 'em and eat 'em in true inbred bumpkin style
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Funny
They didn't skin and eat me when I went through one. Did always wonder what happened to my sisters though.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# they probably tried throwing
lea and perrins at you so you'd marinade a bit maybe?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Sutton Hoo
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *applauds self*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Who?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Nice!
It's beer o'clock peoples!!

Bye!!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# mmm beer


Every year I post this in response to something, erhm, annual;
I almost missed it this year!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# "And that conclueds this episode of 'Imperial Makeovers', next week, the Emperor gets a chemical face peel!"
hehehe, nice :D


oooh, and it's about time I closed the shop for the night and went home. BYYYYEEEEE
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# wtf?
man thats messed...nice job!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)

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