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# Before they were famous


Vote for my comp idea here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Thank you - you are so kind
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *votes also*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# *Does not vote*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Thank you - you are so unkind
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I really would not like to see another compo about anything famous
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# You could spend a bit of time and actually try to communicate the idea
that might be fun
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Indeed. Is it "shop Henry and Hobbes in different situations"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I was thinking "put cartoon characters on that homeless guy who isn't very funny"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Thank you - did you get out of bed the wrong side this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I just need some more clarity
GIVE ME CLARITY, FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# There you go mate...
Clarity
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Since when is he homeless?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I guess I made a generalisation based on what I see
Thinking about it I suppose that it's because in warmer climates, people don't wear coats like that unless they sleep in them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ramble of the day, hello lovelies


Click for bigger (93KB)
(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# yea to text on an image
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# is this from the new Blazin' Squad album?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I read this yonks ago
They all die in the end
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Blazin' Squad all die?
now that's a right shame
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# SPAM REDACTED
[Mod edit: Please accept our apologies for this minor technical hitch. The user responsible has been taken outside and shot. Normal service will be resumed shortly. In the meantime, here is a picture of a kitten.]
(SuperShruper, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# oh you are so lovely.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# ^ This now makes sence...

* How did you know the mods would do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# he is the mods
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Nice modding...
Since we're clearly in a Fail thread, mind if I pea this Postgate tribute from yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# buy my penis enlarger now!!
make your willy longer and wider (sfw)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Awww
Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I LIKE VERY MUCH TO MAKE YOUR JOHN THOMAS LARGE YES?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# FIVE DOLLA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
ME SO HORNY BABY ME SO HORNY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# just what i've been looking for....
now kindly fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Penis reduction is where the real money is, these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# what is that thing? a projector of somesort?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Originally of that sort of thing, yes.
'Sortie kind of thing' to be more precise. Hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# it IS a bomb sight, isn't it?
*looks down*
aha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# what is that?
looks like a bomb sight?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# thought it said "Poundland" on the little plaque for a moment there!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# piss up a rope, fuckstick
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# This elephant appears to be stuck on it's back in a sea of glue...
... at least I hope it's glue.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# oh my...
fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# please to piss off now
edit: hurrah for kitteny mod!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# There's been a new wave of spam lately.
I just hope they don't start offering cheap furniture - I'm in the market.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Yay!
BEST PIECE OF MODDING EVAR!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# ning sir
have you bin away?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# 'ningles!
I've been a bit ill and a wee bit busy!
Normal service will resume shortly.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# henceforth
I think this should be known as the "spam kitten" and wheeled out for every spam post
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# This
Hard

With knobs on.

EDIT - and that text as well...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# ^this by a kitteny mile
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I welcome our new crusader against spam
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Traditions are nice
also sometimes I think that people doing something new is nice.

I AM CONFLICTED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Posh Spice - Cess Hippo
Ninglets
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:16, archived)
# posh was my least favourite spicegirl.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:26, archived)
# I bet she was marketed just for that purpose

for all ya hataz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:35, archived)
# PS: she is a slag and she should burn in hell for her crimes against musicality

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)
# I blame the eighties, when accountants took over music companies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:40, archived)
# fuck the accountants download more music
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:42, archived)
# That's where I'm a little bit conflicted
I mean, on one hand downloading music is a great way to get your songs heard without paying all sorts of retarded money draining A&R guys, but on the other hand there's no possible way you're going to be able to make a living out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)
# nonsense, I've made 4p from my last.fm royalties in a mere 6 months
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)
# ???????
profit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Not if everyone just downloads anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)
# i'd still give her one.
but i'd much rather do ginger or baby spice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:41, archived)
# how about you save some time
and just tell us who you won't do.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:56, archived)
# most blokes
bronwyn bishop
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:06, archived)
# thank fuck, I can unlock the door
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# well im fair, i give people every chance to reject me. i don't just force myself upon them
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# she's like the phantom Spice Girl in the Wannabe video
praps cos she hasn't got her nips on show
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:49, archived)
# EAT SOME FOOD!
and try and hold it down you skanky bitch
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:01, archived)
# she is fucking rank
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
#
That is horrid. It would be like fucking a bag of coathangers.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Sporty... still would
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# you'd have to gag her to stop that ridiculous honking noise
nings chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Ningles mate
and that's no way to talk about my favourite pretend lesbian
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# it is grope and feel time at the sonic hentai site. try as she might the pleasure will not be for her. sonic porn is control
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
# sonic porn is control.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:31, archived)
# This is pure Sonic hentai. She may not like it but tough. Sonic porn is not for her fun.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:33, archived)
# Her cunt is waiting a sonic screw. Sonic sex will be enjoyment for all men.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:33, archived)
# This is pure Sonic hentai. She may not like it but tough. Sonic porn is not for her fun.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:33, archived)
# Four Sonic dicks at one time. More can cum to this porn hentai. Will it be you that tries next?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)
# Sonic sex is big. Hentai followers will find the key.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)
# Sonic hentai is often found in the fountain of youth. The frothy cum is a powerful stimulant. These are really adult cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)
# she said my name
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:35, archived)
# i cant tell if this is a joke or a bad translation or what but it is so so so so funny
NSFW www.adultcomicsguide.com/page/2/
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:37, archived)
# Squirels with tits!

Tits All kind of bits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:40, archived)
# Hm … two cocks in this Sonic hentai action. Where are girls???
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:41, archived)
# I'm thinking it's a joke
the fountain of youth one seems to be the tip off.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:47, archived)
# thats the one that made me think so but everylink leads to hentai sites like serious ones its weird
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:52, archived)
# I agree
if it's a hoax it's a very well constructed one. I can't imagine anyone doing all that shit, putting themselves in a position to make money off it as surely as this person has and then not trying to make money off of it.

But then again it's just a site with a lot of stolen pictures on it.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:19, archived)
# as I look to the west, and upon sonic porn,
I shall remember them.

We shall remember them.

As the sun goes down and my boner goes up,

I shall remember them.

We shall remember them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)
# Rouge the top-less cartoon porn. Adult cartoons for those who want to keep their dicks hard.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:36, archived)
# She is Sonics bound sex toy. His hot jizz remains the only evidence of his presence. He will return for a hentai experience soon!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:37, archived)
# It is hot after a Sonic sex experience. She is trying to prepare for the hentai experience that must be next. Sonic sex is on the agenda.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:37, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
Take your fun to the beach where Sonic porn is king. The guys just can keep their dicks in their pants.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:39, archived)
# thats the funniest one hahahhahaa
sonic porn is king!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)
# Sonic sex is controlled sex.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:48, archived)
# Red hair girlie with big tits is ready for hot hentai porn action. Who will fuck her??? Pokemon sex is going to start!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:51, archived)
# Dark hair beauty spreads her legs and sucks guy’s huge dick in the forest. Hentai porn has never been so hot before, agree??
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:51, archived)
# I'm breaking the law and I love it.
sonic porn brings the broken laws and love. This is why they sonic porn.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:38, archived)
# this is refreshingly frothy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
*WFT?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:42, archived)
# Continuous Sonic machine sex makes its debut. It has sold itself to the hot cunt. She needs no mobile version as she will ride it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:45, archived)
# Sonic porn is the story of a controlled bitch. Her hentai is set in concrete. She will serve whatever machine or animal Sonic porn dictates.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:48, archived)
# Yeah, as funny as the text is, I can't click through any more pages.
There's a fine line between laughing at hentai and clicking through every page on the site.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:51, archived)
# hahahhaha i know what you mean, im starting to feel a tad queezy.
i had better stop now. last one:

Daphne is ready for Scooby Doo porn. Her enormous dildo impresses everybody. Cartoon porn will be hot!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:54, archived)
# do you agree?????
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:02, archived)
# I can't help but read this/that/these without it sounding like a Nina Hagen song title.
As read by her; "Continuous Sonic machine sex".
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:49, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Hi Tahkcalb
Long time no hump
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Yo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:26, archived)
# that bitch got some fucked up lips.
this is you, this is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:35, archived)
# Them's the words
but the dumb fuck's got the tune all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:38, archived)
# it is a small word, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:47, archived)
# hahaha
It kind of looks like something out of that video of people in other countries skinning raccoons alive.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:38, archived)
# Harshing all over my mellow there cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Haha
The worst part was the 5 minute long shot of the skinned raccoon trying to do something to save itself, it's head laboring to move back and forth on it's bare spine, swinging one to one side and then the other in pure, bare stripped robotic survival mode.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:54, archived)
# If there's any sort of consolation to be drawn from this
it would have been in shock and so the extreme pain probably would have passed by this point.

Also: some fucker ringbarked a tree near me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:58, archived)
# That is some consolation
I would have liked to believe that there was some sort of merciful stop gap measure to keep an animal from experiencing the pain of being skinned alive. I would have thought before you'd just die but that wasn't the case.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:12, archived)
# that's horrible.
i hate humans. we're disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I like humans, just not en masse.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:55, archived)
# in mass graves they're all right, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Nah, full of pox they are.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:00, archived)
# in fact, i like pox more than i like people too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:08, archived)
# It was posted on here awhile ago.
It was pretty terrible. There were three animals. One was a dog. They were not very nice to the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:56, archived)
# animal cruelty and littering should be capital crimes.
posted here? what ass did that?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:58, archived)
# I would think at some point the video was made against animal cruelty
as a shock video against what was going on in whatever country it was in (the people were speaking some kind of slavic sounding language) but I can't remember any of the information accompanying it when it got on here.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:02, archived)
# i can see that, but i recalled that shock links were frowned upon here.
if i win a lottery i'd like to fund terrorists who torture and kill humans who harm animals.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Animals are pretty shit to each other all on their own
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:10, archived)
# of course.
but at least they don't take brag videos and they largely kill for hunger, not because they're dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:12, archived)
# Chimps get together in packs and go out killing for fun
and male lions will invade other prides, drive out the other male lions, and kill the cubs to get the lionesses to go in heat, which they do, then they mate with the lions.

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:15, archived)
# chimps are human as far as i'm concerned.
and the lion thing i get - they want to perpetuate their own bloodline. while it's disgusting, at least it's not "watch me be cruel for a laugh".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Would you agree to killing all the chimps along with the humans?
And if a bunch of people did what the lions do you would think they were absolutely insane.

I think the real problem is that it's harder to generalize about animals than you think.

Take animal mating. It ranges everywhere from courtship that ends in the males dying for the sake of their genetic legacy to life time mating partners to rape to hemaphrodidic 69ing. There's no moral generalities being upheld there. Everything is permitted.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:21, archived)
# Eagles here are dicks then.
Worse than crows and ravens for mindless cruelty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:16, archived)
# i don't know any eagles, but they do seem like dix.
ok, short and vile visit for me - i'm off. 'night, all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:18, archived)
# CYA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)
# Seez
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:21, archived)
# TA TA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:25, archived)
# My cat used to fucking torture mice before finally killing them
he'd take his paw off them, let them run away a couple of meters, then jump on them and start the ordeal again and again.

Also: dolphins treat little baby seals like footballs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:23, archived)
# I heard that those stories of dolphins guiding people back to shore
are actually just cases of what dolphins do to seals: stear them toward jetty rocks so the dolphins can smash the seals up against them.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:26, archived)
# fuck
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Good plan.
And I'm sure every dolphin has yelled "Son of a bitch"
as the human walked away.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:46, archived)
# That would not surprise me at all.
I wonder how sentient a creature has to be before the sadism kicks in.

Do those creeper trees that grow around and suffocate other trees do it for kicks, sometimes?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:50, archived)
# Yes, and genocidal warfare thru proxies.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquilegia
Plants, can't trust them.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)
# I didn't pick up on that from the article but I'm sure they're just doing it for the lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:32, archived)
#
www.bambinocats.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:52, archived)
# the fact that they call them "child" in italian
just freaks me out more
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:31, archived)
# "il piccolo animale dentellare" was considered too much of a mouthful.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:51, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:57, archived)
# holy carp! you're here!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Sort of.
Actually posted a couple new(e) things the other eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:01, archived)
# olde newe thingges?
good stuff, i'll try and be on here more soon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:07, archived)
# Little Asbolina needs a few more vices and broken taboos.
www.b3ta.com/board/9004290
Will, no doubt, fit in with your thinking in such matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:14, archived)
# haha, those are super.
she's such a dear little thing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:16, archived)
# omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:06, archived)
# i swiped it from a friend's blog.
he blogged about it, on his blog.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Realy Weird Dog! Strange!!!
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:17, archived)
# HEY LADY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:55, archived)
# I know its not a picture, but I dont care
I just watched the dark knight for the first time, and it was fucking awesome

Actually: Heres a bat

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# hmm
'zat the one with Michael Keaton?


J/K I loved the flick too.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# it was good, however the way that batman and two-face had to talk it that annoying husky voice all the time did drag a little bit
amd sequal lololol!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)
# this
i wasnt impressed by it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# OH HAI THERE TIGERMAN!
what ara you doing at this late hour?

The film was good, I can see why so many people bummed why so serious now, and why I went out at halloween and saw probably toonnes of people with joker facepaint on
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# i dont know
but batman really got on my tits in this film. it just didnt work as well as the 1st one. i did like (parts of)the jokers performance, better than some other jokers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# I still havent seen the first one
However maggie gyllenhall is pretty hot.

Have you seen secertary?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# i saw it advertised
and it does look good / rude :D i didnt like holmes in the 1st one - but then i hate her anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Yeah its good/rude/dark(ish) id say
worth a watch tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)
# I also saw Iron Man when it was out.
I find myself watching more bits of that online than Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# i havent seen that yet
hope to get it for christmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# listen to acdc back in black
and watch transformers

this may not be an acurate simulation but it should keep you going till the 25th
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:57, archived)
# I still havent seen ironman
but I just dont like the fact hes all
"oh look at me, ive got a super suit that lets me do shit"
hes effectivly a fit darth vader
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# OH NO I LOST MY HOT SHEMALES
and now I will have to post this here.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)
# Seambat
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:51, archived)
# its a repost
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)
# as is this:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:54, archived)
# My wife loves this more than anything on b3ta
Ever
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Didn't care for it
thought it was all about how cool the Bush administration actually is and was devoid of interesting visual style despite pretensions to it. Heath Ledger was good. Not a performance or movie worth dying over, however.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I wish I could do this
but I can't
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Shemale bat in sri lanka
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Shemales are awesome
I wish someone had some good links to high quality porn.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:51, archived)
# I just had the weirdest hallucination
where there was a thread on this board regarding that very concept. And a bunch of us were posting, and replying, and generally making a funtime out of an absolute fail.

It was a nice hallucination. I miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# I'm in a violence gang if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# Violence gang shemale crime panties
are so hot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)
# that's the best kind of gang
word, muthafucka.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Yeah I think I dreamed I was in shemale sri lanka
and this shemale pin dick posted a link to high quality porn. I was sads to waking :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# I hired a van last weekend
but the radio didn't work and was asking me to put a code in.

That night I dreamed that I found the code on a piece of paper and that the code was 4040.

The next day I tried the code in the radio and guess what? It didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# proof positive
that dreams are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)
# That reminds me of the time I had these numbers going through my head - 12, 46, 29, 3, 7, 61.
Constantly going through my head, every waking hour - 12, 46, 29, 3, 7, 61.

Long story short, I forgot to buy a lottery ticket and didn't check if those were the numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Well, don't try to buy a lottery ticket here
our numbers only go up to 49.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Holy fuck
that's my pin number.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha! I now have pin access!
Next time you are making a dress, you will reach for a pin but I will have taken them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:02, archived)
# he doesn't make dresses
he just wears them
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:03, archived)
# It's only one pin
I'm not too bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:04, archived)
# .
www.b3ta.com/board/9010314
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)
# Shemale curve
and shemale pin dick.
SRSLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# The picture the spambot tried to post was a bit grim
be thankful it was shit at html.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:55, archived)
# I am very thankful, I'm at work.
Thanks, Mystery Bob. Thystery Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# ok, work is over now.
See you all later.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Later
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:03, archived)
# L8R
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:04, archived)
# It was probably distracted
by its cyber pin dick and porn teats.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Personally,
I wonder if you even bother pickle jars in the toilet, or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 4:59, archived)
# No worries,
all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:03, archived)
# I ACCIDENTALLY THE PICKLE JAR

edit: Pic updated, forgot the name, LOL. Now it's got a shemale and pear...LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:06, archived)
# AWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Michael Winner out of the fat suit
Photobucket
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# He's a babe!
shwing!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Would
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)
#
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)
# It's her again.
That smile...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# We need c_kick's animation of this...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)
# In the original she had much bigger norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:41, archived)
# renee zellweger's let herself go, hasn't she?
on a lighter note, i'm delighted with the result of tonight's last man standing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Bruce Willis win again?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# you're thinking of the last boy scout
which is an awesome film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# And also Last Man Standing
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Man_Standing_(film)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# ah, right
hadn't heard of that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Ding dong!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# that is so wrong
it almost becomes right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# No that is so wrong it's
one of the most wrong things ever.
It could damage libido in men within seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# i could fix it again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Ahahaha Use of word 'fix'
implies a spring or cog is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# i've got an adjustable spanner
it's great for tightening nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I've never heard one called that before.
Adjustable?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# yes
it has several widths
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)
# i have a rod
that's good for loosening flanges
though I mainly use it for DIY
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Pffft
Flangerod
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Heh
Guitar fiddling soon then bed I think, g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Booby!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:35, archived)
# /Fwap
/Regret
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Pfft
you forgot /guilts
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Well he's all you'd ever want,
he's the kind I'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well he always knows his place.
he's got style, he's got grace, he's a winner.

He's a lady, whoa, whoa, whoa, he's a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# if he knew his place
he'd be scalp-deep in toxic waste and raw sewage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
#
Well he knows what I'm about,
Hhe can take what I dish out, and that's not easy,

DAMNIT! I can't find anything that rhymes with sewage.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:49, archived)
# pff
don't bother to rhyme it, just thinking of him being stuck in it pleases me enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Even Winner looks better than that lemon chewing Zellwegger
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# and probably wears smaller knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# If at all
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# yeah
he looks the type to go commando
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Newton's Squirrels
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)
# :D
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# :)
I messed up the timing

which has more comic effect than if I'd got it right.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Yay!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Please, market this. I want one.
The eco-executive desk toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:53, archived)
# this is smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:08, archived)
# This is fantastic for the first 20 minutes.
*works on improving attention span*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking hell, that's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)
# class on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# wahey!
loving this bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Yippee! They love it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I feel violated
that makes this awesome!
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 6:23, archived)
# excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# woooooo-hoooooooo!
that's ace that is:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# "The ones in the middle
should remain motionless" - Newton's 3rd law or something, apart from that, very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# they would
probably move a little bit
(Kierz, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# balls
don't.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Woo-tastic,,,
does this come in desktop form?
(Mozzer51 Wimbling Wombles since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# a bad picture because i am a bad man.


orangespace.net
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# His mouth is shaped like a D turned on its side
and it is higher than his eyes. Also, his nose is connected to his mouth and is horizontal instead of vertical. Furthermore, his arms possess a certain flexibility that suggests the absence of bones.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# exactly
no nose though.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)
#
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# nah
its teeth and inside the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# i don't see how you can see that as a nose
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# he flipped it to make it a nose i think.
i have coloured it in to add clarity to the situation. so no need to worry.

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# That's no nose...
You're just silly. *pimp slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# "That's no nose..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Hoe you say?
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# SUP HO!!
I'm 20 as of 33 minutes ago. *lights birthday joint*

Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# hoorah
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Congrats on surviving the harsh realities of modern existence
May you struggle against the terrors of life for many more years to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:55, archived)
# happy birthday!
it's all downhill now, you realise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# that's what a 20 year old keeps telling me
and i keep spanking her for her insolence

nah not really, but i would if she let me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# spanking is not all it's cracked up to be
there's nothing so off-putting to me as a man wanting to be punished. i want a manly man, i've had more than my fair share of wimps!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# to be fair if i was that desperate to be punished
i'd have told the copper who stopped me as i was walking home at 430 on monday morning to fuck off.

bedrooms are the place for fun
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# He has no mouth
that is a pint of Guinness stuck to his face
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Part troll
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# he is officially the weirdest man i'd shag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# The one on the left?
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# no
the troll
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# He is brilliant.
Wouldn't shag him though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# i definitely would
even if just to say that i had.
EDIT: ooo, just got time to make a cuppa before last man standing. later guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# i nearly killed him in my car
true fact
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Why was he in your car?
couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I'm working on a Bill Bailey haircut
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Are you a hairdresser?
IF NOT, WHY NOT! I DEMAND IT!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Don't shout at me!
I'll do it!
Now hold still while I get the shears.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Oh, so now you're a rabbi.
A bit off the end please.
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# now that is disturbing
looks like a botoxed klingon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# haha
i walked into a welsh black books the other week, shocked the owner by buying a book while he was trying to have a crafty fag
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:50, archived)
# the weirdest man i'd shag is david gest
just to see what his house is like.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# damn,
guess that means you wouldn't do me then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't...resist...any...longer

Linked for the delicate

Spiro Agnew = Grow a penis

Thankyou and goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# no no no, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# ha...ha...ha...
cdc waving = funni
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# The new Franklin Mint collectible timepiece?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
Etc
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Cockage! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Still the
best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:47, archived)
# "I'll sing you a song of Spiro Agnew,
And all the things he's done..."

*silence*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick one for teh compo before bed...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Pith!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# pfft!
although you are one n short
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Pftft!
am i too late?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Pfft!
(Jokel, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Pfft!
.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# tfffP!
*cough cough* Fuck. Lol. Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I just remembered this film...
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Arf!
EDIT: Was anyone just watching Newsnight? They had a very nice tribute to Mr Postgate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# might want to rethink the eyeshadow, dahling
it's sooo not your colour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Psst!
The liverpool higlights are on ITV now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# 0_0
EDIT: owowowowowowowowow!!! short skirts and leather seats do not mix! i think i left some of my leg skin behind when i got up to change channel :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# WTF????
was that ref born in a lighthouse? he seems terrified of giving corners!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# What the fuck do you know about football?
You're a girl!

Also, I think the player that scored the third is missing some letters from his name. RACISTLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# heheheh
that second goal was a good 'un.
and what do you mean, i'm a girl?
i loathe pink, i love rock music and horror films, i have supercar calendars, i think bridget jones should be nuked from orbit and i don't expect a man to pay for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Being a lesbian doesn;t stop you being a girl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# OI!
i like the sausage WAAAAAAAYYY too much to become a vagitarian!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# A classic film that I've never had the patience to watch all the way through
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# watch it all!
nice work on the names
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Ashally Richard E Grant's autobiography
is called With Nails.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I DEMAND SOME BOOZE
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# In Requiem - for all the ideas I've forgotten....


Click for bigger (146KB)

If I'd remembered all the flashes of ideas I'd had for shopping, I'd be,well, busy.

God bless b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# i wish i could remember all the ideas for cartoons that i've had in the shower.
by the time i go ro write them down i've forgotten them. lost with the suds down the drain :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Is suds a subtle name for something else?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# my pet cat
poor suds, if only he hadn't been so small and in the shower :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# We know what you were doing in the shower...
to make you forget...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# drinking heavily?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# No, no, no...
it involved soap and a bit of friction...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# aha
washing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Oi!
Point that thing the other way...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I loose my ideas from hand to mouse!
Idea leakage. Can't we DO something?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# *staples hand to mouse*
problem solved

ten bob please
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha
ten bob!

I'll give you 45p and not a penny more.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Su the perb
Love ELO graphics like
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# dammit!
i've got mr. blue sky playing in my head again now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Turn to stone anyone?
the city streets are empty now...
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# XaaaanaduuuuuuuuuUUuuuuUUuuuuu
Or Horace Wimp...
The Battle of Marston Moor was kinda catchy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# it's a living thing!
dudadudle-da-da-daaa

what a terrible thing to do...
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Oh, you evil woman
but as for "Turn to Stone", it's one of my all time favourites. It has a strange magic

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yiCjyNo75mg

I saw what's left of them in concert earlier this year. V. good
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# you are not wrong my friend
used to start my set with it, not always, but often.

*edit* they're touring?!?

Where next?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# It was a world tour
They hit York in the spring. Calling themselves "The Orchestra"
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)
# how craven
was the jeff to the lynn involved?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Fraid not
He seems to be too important for the UK now. He was with the traveling elderberries or summink, you know
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:46, archived)
# rightly so
he IS too important.

Travelling Wilburys thread anyone?

No I didn't think so.

Lynn. What are you thinking of? Get in touch with your roots. Fool.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Oh, nicely
Made me think of one i did dun.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Nicely
Needs more Bev Bevan
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I do like this muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Biggar
and more colour in my profile. the original size and colour would break the internets, so is in a vault in Geneva.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Arf!
A fine place for it to be kept. Geneva is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# From the land beyond beyond,
from the place past hope and fear,
I bid thee seventies symphonic synth-pop now appear!





Cheers.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Out of sight, out of mind, eh?


"Got any room back there for this as well, gentlemen?"
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Harold Shipman?
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Ooh oobedo
i wanna be like youou
i wanna walk like you
talk like you, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Haha
Trying to gently usher an aged country into the long good night? Could well be.

*calls The Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I think they're caught up on the tag team match up tonight.
Shannon Matthews and Madeline Mccann, riding on the back of skeleton cats.

The referee is Ian Huntley.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Oh shit, i'm getting bored.
What are the Champions League scores anyone?

I'm off for tvtiems.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Liverpool beat PSV 2-1
Chelsea beat Clunge 2-1
Shaktar Donetsk beat Barca 3-2
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# liverpool WON?????
WOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# yay
woo woo. with a b team too. woo
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# only problem is
i live 30 seconds walk from the local pub, so i'll have all the drunken idiots coming past singing when they get kicked out after their stay-behind :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# me too
but it's all chels 'round here
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# the only people louder than happy, drunken liverpool fans
are happy, drunken celtic fans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Aye.
It was nay looking good first half, but second half they were tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# my brother will be happy
and when that bad-tempered fecker is happy, everyone s happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Pfft!
You crazy scouse bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# i'm crazy
but he is a fucking full-on psycho nutjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# chelsea finished 2nd in their group
how much do they need drogba? Impressive performance after his lay off. n'est pas?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I fucking hate Drogba!
I was saying to Epiphany earlier, I think that was the most arrogant front line I have ever seen, during the second half.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I agree
but the moment of fail is all the better for it. I hate utd, but i enjoyed last yrs final enormously. Just look at their little faces!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Queen of the WASPs...


Edit: Merely stating the obvious. I myself am a WNECA
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# argh!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# shit!
call agatha christie!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Why call her?
She's no lesbian tendancies atall.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# do you not watch dr. who?
agatha christie is all about the giant wasps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# 1. I do not watch Dr.Who
and 2. Agatha Christy is the oldest, sexiest woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# More so than...
Dame Judy?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# That's a threesome i've played out oh so many times.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Pffft... I'm sorry...
I was thinking more of:
Jane Seymore & QE I

What can I say? I'm into teh ginger...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# you're a filthy, filthy man
i like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Heigh Ho
Heigh Ho
It's off to work we go.
Wait, we've stopped the disney songs thing?!

Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Tank Ya!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# how can this bee?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Vera nice...
WOO!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# sun, sand, sea, morse
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
this is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Seam Horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Sorry, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# This is fucking shit!
So woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# FUCK OFF IS IT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Shove it up your chuff cuntbadger!
It was a compliment innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# FUCK YOU YOU DEAF WANKBASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP!
I AM A DEAF WANK BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I'M GOING BLIND!
YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR ONCOMING CARS, BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Well yeah,
but I have shit eyesight too. And I have lost my glasses!

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# i can't lose my glasses
they're deirdre barlow-sized
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# glasses the size of actual size of deirdre barlow?
how do you hold your head up?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Did you go to pendulum?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Nope.
I don't like pendulum. Did you? I've got about 4 pounds so I've not been out in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Hahahah, this is most scary
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Dodgy quality mehhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# no, not even if i was drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Oh you know that's a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# yes, yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# what size and class do these chimp eggs come in?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Not sure
But they taste Eggzellent... Or should that be Peggzellent?

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# H'EGGS
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# ha ha
she looks remarkably calm about the whole affair, the slaaag
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Candles etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
#
Calm? Peggy spoinked out at least 2 egg headed twats in her more youthful days. And they were at least bowling ball sized with stubble!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# If you thought..
Ostrich eggs were a bit much...
(I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# then try a big floppy dick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)

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