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# FOOTBALL...LULZ!!!!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# haha!
that would be excellent.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I woke up this morning
with a spore on my eye
armed with a pin, he began stabbing
and I never asked him why.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i wish to purchase your spore
*click*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I like it too.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# take him, he's yours!
You may need to invest in some swimming goggles.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# I hate it when they do that.
woo
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Oh this is very very good indeed.
*click*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Aww hes lully I want to hug him
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Confiscate his stabby stick
and you can both live in harmony, man and cute spore.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# hurrah!
may I please borrow a taser?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# You never inquire as to why a spore might stab you in the eye
you simply satisfy yourself that it just does.

Woo Kallus you artful yob!

*edit TJ - has anybody seen Tweaknik around thesedays - I miss his artwork.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# haha thanks - I do believe
that this is the first time I have been called a yob. *shaves head, buys big kickyboots*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# It made him quite satisfied, I see.
Woo, as always
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# I love you.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I'm inspired to make a spore, by this.
*clicks*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# bad pun ahead
happened to me 3 times, then that bloody DRM stopped it happening again.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# happy spore
makes me happy -stabbing pain
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Post and Run
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# hell yeah, Pelle's here!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Sometimes I am.
when you least expect it.
And there's no justice to be done!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# hello!
woo :D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# chick young
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Is that your tag bottom left
or a trouser trump?
Woo
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Both:)
The world needs more bottom tags!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Or neither
unless you meant bottom right...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I am not political when it comes to my bumbum.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# And don't even think about a proportional representation...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I do
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# i thought it was a cock
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# very good
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# SWEET
very good
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# fon fucking fat fucking porn
[Mod: OMG SPAM, also I would have done an emergency kitten, but you beat me to it.]
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# emergency kitten
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# haha.
It's needed!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Thank God!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Emergency Kitten to the Rescue!! \o/
more of this kind of deterrent!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# haha
kitten saves the day
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# hypokitten!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# What is the kitten under, then?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# well,
øêîëüíèöû ôîòî ýðîòèêà ñàéò ôîòîãðàôèè äåâóøêè çîëóøêè íà ãðàíè îáðàáîòêà çàãðóçêè äàííûõ òðóï æåíùèíû ôîòî ïåðìñêèé ñåêñ àíóñ ïîñëå åáëè ìåãà æåñòü ôîòî êðàñíûé ëèøàé ïîëîñòè ðòà ôîòî ñíåæèíîê

I don't know!!! Stop shouting at me!!!

*cries*

:D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Cracked!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# nah, this is cracked
*drops trousers and bends over*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH COUNTRY STYLE!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# You may not see any of these replies as you probably have everyone on ignore.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# It's funny coz it's true:P
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# it sure is
all i did was goatse one of his images, is that such a crime?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# All you have to do is talk down the Scottish after he's been prattling on about the English for an hour
I like his posts but I think he's a pathetic excuse for a person.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Not friends then? pfft.
I don't understand the 'ignore' thing, why bother?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# *ignores*
:D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Who said that?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# *steals riverghoats milk from the fridge*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Mawahaha
That was just the ferret milk!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# it's ok, I left you a bottle of my home made milk
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Prodge already stole his fridge
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Damn those Scots!
Ooo that's a double ignore now!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Hahaha
*phew*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahahaha
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Well done
This is what you have achieved so far in your life.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# modded in the next 5 minutes? any takers?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Keep on modding in the free world...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Ah the huff off.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# fonfucking fatfucking
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I've just about had it with this fon fucking fat fucking porn...
Always 'fon fucking' this or 'fat fucking' that...

Wankers.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# NO
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# INTO RAGE!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# SMUG SLOTH IS SMUG
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# AND IS A SLOTH
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Needs more pastry and juice!
And less satan eyes
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Ooh!
I would love to stick my çàãðóçêè äàííûõ into that person's àíóñ ïîñëå while screaming "íà ãðàíè!" at the top of my voice.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# what the ïîðíîôîòî did you just say
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Just shut up
and show us your íîôîòî
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# oh ok then i'll get my æäàíîâ out
or my ñîñàòü if you're lucky
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# who wouldn't
damn it

:D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha
BEST THREAD EVER!



you fucked up that completely

you should be kicked out of the spammers guild for this
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# gah
not old macdonald again....
*sings*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Thanks
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# FATTY FAIL
YOU LOSE

(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# He did not fail, he succeeded, some nice links on a high PR page.
Please delete this MOD, otherwise they will just keep doing it.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I disgusts me.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# does said devon bike shop
have a decent single speed converion kit, and everything to add onto it
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
#
The Slow Food Movement, encouraged and advised by Neal's Yard Dairy, has recently created a Cheddar Presidia, claiming that only three cheeses should be called 'Cheddar'. Their specifications, which go well beyond the West Country Farmhouse Cheddar PDO, require that Cheddar cheese be made in Somerset, and with traditional methods, such as using raw milk, traditional animal rennet, and a cloth wrapping.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# yeah, well, fuck those guys, and the horse they rode in on
:D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Put him down, you rotter.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# bless! :)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# How cute!
*goes all gooey*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# d'awww
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly bindun
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# yays
*gets some 'ose*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Arf.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Top one Beau
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Haha!
Tops!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Ha!
Very nicely done.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 7:59, archived)
# I like this for a variety of reasons :)
top stuff!
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# different version
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha
this is lovely
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Apologies for tattyness...

Oh, and the blasphemy...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Pftt!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I think woo!
I also think they ate the jelly babies before they got there. Bastards!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# That could resolve the apparent paradox...
Yes, yes I think it might just do the trick...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I can't blame them.
Jelly Babies were worth far more than gold back then.

/on a tractor, cutting trees, while listening to Frank Zappa do a tune about Punky...BLOG.

(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# haha
woo :D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# A BALM?
woo
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# haha babies
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# oh hell yes!
*CLICKS*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry]

Edit: Why is red such a mucky colour to optimize? I suspect science.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# heh.. I can just see this now...
the next level of reality tv
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# ewar woowar!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Edward Woodwood would
haha
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# how much wood would edward woodwood chuck if edward woodwood would chuck wood?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# some!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# crikey! that's significantly more than none!
:D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Yes I is good at sumz!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Fucking tons, man.
But not quite as much as Chuck Norris.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# shit, if edwardwoodwood and chuck norris teamed up
not only would all the fucking wood be chucked before it even arrived but all the criminals would be fucking fucked up and shit
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Needs a Jam Dildo:P
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Because they use blood to pigment it, and the Devil
has complete control over all the blood in the world.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# #39. Fuck You, Paul Kidd
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Genuine Lol!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahah nicely
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Pfffft!

(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# bwahahahahaha
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:50, archived)
# ahahahaha
bwahahahahaha
I like this!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# hahahahahahha
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I've just ruptured some cartilage in my chest at the gym
and it hurts like fuck when i laugh
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Bloody hell is it the 23rd already?

CFB
I think it was the 11th last time I checked...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# haha
errors.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*click*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha
ahhhh, gaids
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Heheheh
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Hahah!
Hello Green Spanner how are you?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# A bit tired.
But christmas is completely sorted now, so I'm sort of relieved.
How goes things in ClanSoul camp?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Not bad at all!
I'm getting a couple of last minute giftsies tomorrow, as well as new shoes for myself.
It's a bit last minute but I can get away with it by being male.
:D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# heh!
meanwhile, in vancouver
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# What, no turnips?
That is ripe for someone with a better sense of irony than me. Because all it does for me is make me want to get out a baseball bat.

Thingie!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# yes, I can't imagine his demands are compeltely legal
but hey, that's the way of folks who know better than everyone else :D

edit: really, it has to be someone taking the piss
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# You did read all the way down, right?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:46, archived)
# no, I only read the first 3 words.
:)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Haha!
I thought that last part was a Craigslist disclaimer.

Brilliant! Yay.


"No boisterous behavior is
allowed in the exercise yard."
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# bwahahahaha
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Top LOLs.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] He'll 'ave yer finger off...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# haha
the house!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# We need to know exactly what post you want for Christmas FP
so we can I like this.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'd go for Gummidge
That's a cracker.
*fingerspasms*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Ooh yes...
...'Gummidge' or 'Lovejoy' pweese :D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yup me to
*scroll n click*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Ta Ghostie!
*hugs*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# MR MOD!
This christmas would you like to give the joy of a FP to the needy...



:P
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# You HAVE been saving these up
go for that FP matey!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I've got everything crossed...
...:D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# that looks handy
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Why do I always leave it till the last minute.....
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# You've got red on you
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# They screened that here yesterday
and muted all the cursing. It was ludicrous, in most scenes the dialogue consisted of, "You [blank] I [blank] [blank] and [blank] you [blank] [blank]".
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# buy it on dvd then tight arse
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# You've got red on you.
woo

EDIT: What is the Magic of Christmas Chutney doing on the 25thery?

EDIT EDIT: oh and I'm getting a lot of interest for e3ta.com. Just need someone with webtrickery skills.

And on a similar not they're doing the C4 food fight again in the new year.:)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# out of interest, what do you plan to do with e3ta.com?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Well we have lots of b3tards that make preserves, brew and generally reduce their food and drink costs conciderably.
Buying proper food from proper suppliers and contrary to popular belief pay less for it.
There's so many things out there that are not crap and processed and you pay less for it.
That's the ethos anyway.

Personally through trial and error I've managed to half the cost of my cleaning products and in the process made them not only better but more environmentally friendly.

I think in the end what the site is for is looking to ourselves and spending time creating what we need than paying a good 400% more to buy it out right. If you pay less then you need to work less and spend more time with those that mean something to you.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# so it's not just the dislexic board then?
:)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I am actually disloxiak:P
I'd like to see it as a way people could save a fortune. I registered it before the recession but I think it's even more important now:)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# it;s a terrible affection!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I love it!
Dyslexics are all practical minded. I'd be crap as an engineer if I wasn't dyslexic!
We rule!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# KO to that
:)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Interesting.
Like a Bulletin Board?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Yup
A hundred years ago we didn't need all these product or need to pay the price of a chicken for two chicken breasts. You can butcher a chicken yourself. Loads of cuts and the carcus for stock/soup!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Hmm.
phpbb is a 'free' bulletin board.

[EDIT: It might be shit.]

[EDIT2: Results 1 - 100 of about 222,000 for phpbb vulnerability. (0.35 seconds) ... hmm.]

In this season of good will I might have the webtrickery to help you with it. I've been needing a good reason to test the software ...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I want a site not a board
But I think we should have have a forum within it.
What people don't seem to understand is if you stop using supermarkets and make things yourself you can cut your budget by a good 50-70%
We used to happily exist with one member of the family working and now both parents have to.
You can keep enough chickens is a garden to feed a family of four and buy them for a quid each!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# otay.
I've sent you a message.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Cheers:)
people need to stop being wimpy bar stewards.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Wimpy Bastards?
"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Sounds good to me.
I already live a pretty inexpensive life on those principles.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Yays
We rule:)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# On the 25thry I am feasting and boozing around the village all day!
I had a thought for a fantastic design for the e3ta front page a while back I really should artwork it!

...And the Chutney Wife is making a beef wellington bigger THAN THE MOON!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I'll gaz you my email
I even have a possible contribution from Hugh Firmly-Whippingstool.

EDIT: The 25thery sound idyllic:)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# !Blimey
sounds good.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I love the guy
Reducing the amount of stand poultry by 30% in a year!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# You've got red on you.
hahahah! top stuff :D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You appear to be covered in red
woo
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hurrah!
Top gag plus cricket bat, fair play to you sir!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# you've got vermillion on you
..just to be different
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Weren't Vermillion a pop/rock group in the 80s? ;)
They sung Kayleigh
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# No that was Million Vermillion would didn't actually sing
:)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# haha i know the feeling. i was fightin through pushchairs and grannies myself this morning.
i got my revenge on them all though, by coughing vigorously in their general direction, any time they came close enough.

Woo to this!!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks well chuffed
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# You've got crimson on you.
Lovely pic :)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# You've got grey on you
/colourblind
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Be afraid...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you so much :D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# You know what...
...I love you too! ;-)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# *runs around gleeing*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *shoots with tranquiliser*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# *drools*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ^rapes
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Cor.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# haha
is it true that Dani Minogue will be playing Aunt Sally
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# HAHAHAH
*DOES want cup o' tea and slice o' cake*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Eppps if that's Gummage - what the shuttering f**ks
is Aunt Sally like - She really gave me the creeps when I was little more so than Gummage or even Catweasle.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I've been round her house
In real life!

Go me!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# And I met Catweasle
In real life, but at a separate time. He was lovely (and so was she).

Go me twice!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Theaters!:p
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Are you criticising someone else's spelling?!!!
;)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# It's an American spelling so in context with the compo
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# aaaah, I see :)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Yes
America:)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I was explaining gif optimisation in a tutorial on
another website and I found that I started to used the word Color instead of Colour - simply because Photoshop/ImageReady use the Americanism - I felt dirty after that like I had dumbed-down my own standards haha.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I said dollars the other day instead of pounds
i had to wash my mouth out
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Dirty and so you should be.
Disgraceful abuse of the mother tongue, it is a slippery slope, the apostrophes will go next.
{;-)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I remember watching Saturday Night Armistice or it might have been
Friday Night Armistice and they had a sketch where Americans spoke complete street-slang gibberish and the link between English and American English was total broken.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I like neologisms when they are for new concepts or are amusing.
Making up 'kewl' words for the sake of it does smack of adolescence.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# dirty
dirty girl:O

(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# You wish.
{;-)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'll have you know Mrs. teh Maiden is spoken for!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Yep although I am a diiirty girl ;)
just only with the one man :P
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# You mono-strumpet!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
*attempts to imagine what type of instrument a mono-strumpet is and how you'd play it - fails*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Wrong computer
I did shop a strumpet but is on another PC.:P
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Have a Claviclechord instead.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# thank you
I'll endeavour to post my crumpet guitar tomorrow:P
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Unistrumpet.
Does that make Mr Maiden a stumpeteer.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# It's important to keep the u in words like this
to remind us that we're French.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Sacré bleu! Zis iz an outrage!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# You've been saving this up haven't you
cerlickety click!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# It just came from nowhere...
tee hee...;-)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# That's what I told the wife
tee hee hee

great pic
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Heh heh.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Aargh! Keep that freak away from me!
Have a click :)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Bless you
:D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# you sir are a genius!
*clicks hard*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ...and bless you too
:D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# that's startlingly good
/click
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Worse yet...
...that's his cunnilingus head!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# arf!
click
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# racist ragu

Insults niggerbee
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# well, the username's apt at least...
EDIT: school holidays always really up the quality of output over here on /board don't they...... in other words. Mr Idiot, can you kindly fuck off.

*hides post*

*re-fluffs*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *sadfaces*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# oh ffs.
no.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Probably needs more kittens and less of the 'n' word
I don't think your intentions were bad but that word is offensive in any context - even when Black people say it. But that's just my opinion feel free to ignore it! ;)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# DOES NOT WANT!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I really have no idea why I like this.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# this might have been funny if there were any sense to it
but there isn't.

Randomwacky is not always equal to LOL.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Wow.
That's pretty shocking. I'm pretty shocked right now.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Well they
have been terribly brave and rebellious to use a racist term, they'll grow up eventually.
Or perhaps not.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I think this is fucking ace
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
#
During the Second World War most milk in Britain was used for the making of one single kind of cheese nicknamed 'Government Cheddar' as part of war economies and rationing. This nearly resulted in wiping out all other cheese production in the country.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
#
That takes me back to 1934.
Admiral Burn had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges...
and I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips.
The following morning I resigned my commission with the coastguard.
The next thing I knew there was civil war in Spain...I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville,
which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em.
‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah -
the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
and, that’s everything which happened in my life right up to the time I got this phone call...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhmmmmmmeeeeeeooooowwwwwwww..........
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# \o/
Just what the doctor ordered - woo tablets!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I like woo tablets
is it possible to overdose on those?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# absolutely
The 2 fellas in your pic have done so
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# They live for thrills
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# This should be the Christmas FP
click click click clickedy click !!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# There's a Christmas FP?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# If you believe the bible...
..and have been a good boy or girl (or even both) all year...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I knew the next Bond film would be leaked somewhere!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# This has brightened my day
Woo to this sort of thing
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Thank you
kittens brighten everybody's day - we should solve global conflict by filling the UN buiding with kittens.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# hurray!



and thank goodness for pbase pinching a copy of my long lost anims.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# bwahahahahahahaha
kwalitee
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# coffee spitting time
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# excellent pussy action, top marks!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# My pussies enjoy having fun
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# well that's just dandy
I approve and so does my wife, Dave
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Well I'm glad Dave and you liked it.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hooray for kitties in Holland!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Lovely, clicked.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# \o/
gleeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Clicked it :)
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Whhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Make this happen in real life!
Yay!

Oh, wait, b3ta is real life.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# no helicopter or shark, not real
:D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Nicely :D
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# weeee
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Big face Ronnie has a big face
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# he has
right- I'm offski


have a good christmas, all, and I might see you in the new year
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Meeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry Christmaaassss!!
Tra Freebs - have a good one
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# See ya mate
I think there's quite a big chance of seeing you in the new year on b3ta:P
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty

Not my usual quality I'm afraid.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# *raises fist*
"You'll pay for that bus, Butler! Out of your bleedin' wages!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHPHXhTVQvU
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Haha
I'm a bus driver so I love it!! :D

(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# "Oi 'ate you Batlaa"
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)
# sup?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I'm sorry. One of us is having a seizure. I'm quite sure it isn't me.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# By which I mean WOO!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# and still....they come!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ooolaaaaaaa
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# that used to scare me
and it still does
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# The chances of anything coming from mars, A MILLION TO ONE, A MIIIILLIOOOOON TO OOOOONE!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# "The chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one", he said
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# HEY YO WASSUP
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# i danny de veto this image
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Sorry - it was Mictoboy's fault....


... that brilliant FP made me think of this
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hehehehe!
splendid
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
REminds me a bit of my Ray Mear's bushcraft and waxing salon one:P
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Marvellous!!
*click*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# nicely done sir
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Kitt that is
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# What the bollocky-snot is going on with all the FTOAP?
edit: It's baaaack! Oh, not so flashy this time. Can someone please pass me a RISla?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# school holidays?

(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ^ that

(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# ^ the other
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# 'tag your highness
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# i don't mind if i do
as long as your sig's a promise. i'm that fucking pissed off i'm up for anything
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Pissed orf? whatsup, sexy?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# nothing to worry your pretty head about
time of the year.

also just checked ringo's profile, he's clearly not a snotty git on school hol's.
i'm being a grumpy pants again
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# aw bless yas
*ruffles hair*
*looks at hand*
*wipes on coat*
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ah.
Hello Waspypoos
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# hello dixywixy

(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# ris?
edit: haha blue question mark aka redex
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hmmm... redexing
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# It worked a moment ago.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# LOL chair.
You're not missing out.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# ah... one of those.....
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmredex
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# LOLchairs don't really belong in new threads.
i do loves em tho.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# For some reason I feel the urge to pea like a shameless hussy
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I want to shop this so it reads
"It am REM" and make it bald and weird. But I think I'm a fortnight too late, and I only have Paint at work.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Guaranteed
Milk-Free?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Just begging for it...
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I agree
The board is moving so fast this afternoon I can barely keep up.

Shame on that man
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I thought it was really slow today!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Second time today
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# how exciting
my first "Red X" since I went Chrome

I'm sad to report that they use the same triangle-circle-square as Firefox.

I expected better from you Google!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# what is this chrome google keep telling me about
do i need it or is it just a load of stuff that clutters things up.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# It's a slimmed down web browser.
A bit like an F1 car- it's very fast but there's no electric windows or heated seats.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# i may well try it then
as long as it's slimmed down it sounds good, don't want no fancy skins, toolbars, news feeds or any of that nonsense.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# LOLchairs day was two days ago
you'll have to wait another 363 days :((
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

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