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# pope climber
(mr miagi, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# action pope...dun dun der dun dun da
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Pope on a rope?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Who's eaten all the chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# yay..hurley's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# wasn't it good last week :)
have you seent he trailer for next week?

*geek heaven*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# this season so far has been awesome!....and nope I don't wanna know!! :D

/fidgets till thursday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Great show indeed!
Gone off Heroes long ago
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I still haven't got around to watching ANY of Heroes yet
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# it's all a bit meh!
but watchable
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# watched the first one... went *meh*
Lady S watches it but then she likes shit american TV (cf. Brothers and fucking Sisters, Grey's Fucking Anatomy) and some good stuff like CSI.

But I can't get her to watch The Wire!

I've been dying to watch it and it sits on the shelf mocking me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# run it under the carpet/flooring

/unsightly wire blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# The wire is indeed excellent
as is CSI (Vegas only, not the pretenders to the throne)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# She should fix her nail varnish.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Jungle life's hell for the varnish!
And it's John Locke actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Who's John Locke?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Jade's dad
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# he's dead...or is he?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# find out this Thursday
8/9 Central Time, only on ABC
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Couple of hours later, only on the internet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *swooshy swirly noise*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahahahahahh! I have to say, after I missed the second half of season 3, I 've completely given up on lost.
in other news, i was just in the most boring meeting I have ever been in. utterly pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I never could get to grips with it
I couldn't see any plot development or any direction to what was actually happening - just as series of cliff-hangers to keep people switching on to see if there was any solution to all this nonsense that was happening. It just seemed like the writers were mainly composed of a team of an infinite number of chimpanzees with typewriters - they previously wrote all of Shakespear's plays.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I enjoyed the first season, tbh... I liked the uncertainty and mystery...
but from teh current trailers on sky that I've seen, I just cant be bothered anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I lost interest when it started turning into homework.
All that bollocks about secret adverts and websites and stuff. It's just not what I want from my televisual experience :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# it did turn into a marketing exercise, yeah... shame really
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Is that the fat guy who crashes on a deserted Island and never loses weight?
/never seen an episode of Lost blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha
*makes poppin'sound with finger in cheeeeeeek*:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# ..


beau bo d'or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I always knew he was dodgy
An American interested in cricket!
What fresh lunacy is this?

EDIT: AND he looks like a thin George Galloway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Quite.
Bloody helicopters at Lord's?!

IT'S JUST NOT CRICKET.

edit: also, woo... I clickied.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Awwww, but his cheeky blushy cheeks!
Like a Quality Street soldier.
How could you not trust that? Have you no heart?
Say it ain't so, Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# He looks like a thin George Galloway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Two more very good reasons not to trust him.
Or is it thin chefs? I forget...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Thin chefs and bald hairdressers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Pah!
Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Maybe he thought Cricket was something to do with
pest extermination Texas is full of Crickets.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Arf, nicely Beau.
What could be less suspicious than a Texan cricket-loving billionaire?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# lots of things. theres not much suspicious about a bottle top.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# what if it's doing shifty eyes
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# a bottle top does not have eyes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# A Texan cricket-loving billionaire wearing a bowler hat and a pinstripe suit
drinking Earl Grey and eating cucumber sandwiches whilst watching the Horses at Ascot?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# surely adding more suspicious items to a thing, does not make the thing LESS suspicious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ah ah! but what if he was also a... err... umm......
a... NINJA! ah ah now I have you!

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# It's just his nationality that makes him suspicious.
If you change "Texan" to "English", "Indian", "Australian" etc, it's really quite acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I want a bowler hat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Get a pinstripe suit too.
And lots of money. Then you can score with chicks :)

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# we can't mention that anymore as the /board censor will be unhappy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Oh. Okay.
What if I meant it in a general, "dapper chaps in pinstripe suits get all the ladies" way, and not specifically about you?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Who knows what goes underneath the hat of censorship.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# ...ease myself back in slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# That pun's abyssmal
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# That's not even the hole story
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# You're such a fissure of compliments
Your wise cracks have a certain depth to them though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# vug gods sake
stop it with these puns
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Caving in already?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# *tries deperately to fit 'spelunking' into a pun*
I'll spelunk you in the fuck in a minute mi'laddo

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# That would rock
Could be a hole lot of fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# im trying to think of a descent pun...
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# You might be able to n'abseil items in the pun shops
But the idea of paying for them is rappellant.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# *caribinas you in the fuck TWICE*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# *screams Rope!*
Ouch, ouch, crampon my left leg, hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Welcome to Punday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It's just another Manic Punday
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Does pretty well at the 3009 Academy Awards

cfb
original
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# that stuff tastes like shit
thought my teeth were going to fall out after one sip. :((
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# It's a lie!
Slurms MacKenzie is dead! Imposter!

:D

very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I feel like rising to listen to the explaination of futurama.
meanwhile the dead bloke got an oscar.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# TOO MUCH SALT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Fuck you, Benjamin Button.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# cheery coke!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I could fit
if I didn't have these damn arms!

*chews*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Freedomfreedomfreedom oi!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ning all...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Arf! and yet *SPANG!*


I went to a séance the other day and the host kept laughing as she was talking to the departed, so I punched her in the mouth. As you see I like to strike a happy medium.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9209915
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Spanged by my own Spang - how Spanged is that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# needs more
www.snipurl.com/spang
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I was going to...
...a Fortune Teller Meeting, but it was cancelled due to 'Unforseen Circumstances'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Mrs Savalas used to handle bookings for a college hall
this actually happened to her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# a midget fortune teller escaped from prison today,
so there is a small medium at large.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Angry McCain is angry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I built a custom bungalow for a dwarf once.
It was almost perfect, with only one tiny floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Angry square-faced man is angry and square-faced
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# that is bloody ace!
Excellent Cricketry!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Morning sir
and a good morning to all

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Mornin' Bilbo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# taxi for Ninj
View Larger Map
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# oh good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# *buys wristband*
wooooo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# RIS?
Gay trucks?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice.
Morning Ninj!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Morning Moley!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# pffft....
silly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# That is always my answer
when people ask how I am
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# heh heh heh
it's an art form innit:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Another compo 'effort'

TWii anybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
why is there always rain in your username?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I've thought about changing it every now and then
I live in Scotland however so Sundance wouldn't really suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# pfft!
I remember the seahorses. They were distinctly ok!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Yeah they were!
They were mostly an excuse for John Squire to endlessly fret-wank for his own amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# To be fair, he is rather good at it...
It was the lyrics that were shockingly bad...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Too true
Happiness is egg-shaped my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Love is egg-shaped....
if you're a lady type anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Blinded by the Sun was a great tune!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Unemployment simulator!
marvellous :)

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I'm wearing a maroon jumper to teach today.
What colour did you choose?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# It was an interview so just a one off thing...
I opted for a black and blue cardigan.

Maroon sounds good though, I'll bear that in mind for when I start the training in September...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# good luck with it :-)
Best job in the world! End of my free period...back to work!!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Danke schone!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# heh!
I am simulating unemployment by being off sick.
I have been on b3ta for more than 11 hours straight.

I think I've broken through to the other side.

But, the state of my underwear aside, I'm delighted to finally witness the day shift - my natural home - for the first time in fucking ages.

Good morning, everyone. I'm polishing off some crappy red wine, so I toast you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I doff my cap to you sir.
Don't stop believin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
'lo Sea Tramp, long time since I've seen you round these parts, welcome back!

Go for the 24hrs record...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Tricky.
The offie doesn't open for another 49 minutes.
Might hafta sleep for 36 hours instead.
Pretty soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning from Hull
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)
# with a bottle of piiss
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# and gay slippers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# one gay slipper, a pink mobile phone and a macbook on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# and lets face it
he's never gonna ride a moped
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# that's ALL he's going to ride
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# No reacharound
no action
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# He has a fliidy laptop too!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# and a belm chin
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I can see Nintendo Flid's pance
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Frankenstein's pig...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Quiet here this morning.... so have a pig related pea...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# See?! All the tasty pork and zero death
(__, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# haha aaw nicely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# The back right leg is bongling my brains.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# hmmm
I suspect this image may have been photoshopped.

You can tell by some of the pig-cells.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# but
which right?
(OP, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *does mouth poo*
ning!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# mmmmm... reconstituted pork products!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# So THATS where Tesco Value Ham Product comes from
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:39, archived)
# Better than just a GJM.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:45, archived)
# gormless jungle monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Geordie Jam Master?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# oh him.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Good Job Microwave
/gayshift enquirer blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# aah ta!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Noooo, noo noo noo...
Great job microwave

beware the internet, for it never forgets — and it is much, much more dangerous than all the elephants ever
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9209817
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9209871
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Fk sake, that film is the equivilent of a B3ta board bandwagon
"Have you been to see SDM??!?!!111"
"Have you been to see SDM??!?!!111"
"Have you been to see SDM??!?!!111"
"Have you been to see SDM??!?!!111"
"Have you been to see SDM??!?!!111"
"Have you been to see SDM??!?!!111"
"Have you been to see SDM??!?!!111"

NNOOOOOOOoooooooo I havn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)
# i've not either
i'll wait for the dvd.

i will be going to see watchmen soon though.

*awaits fanboy backlash*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
# THEY CAN'T PRONOUNCE OZYMANDIAS
LOOK ON, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR
I may be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# says who?
you've only ever seen it as a written word.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I know...
I'm making enquiries.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I always thought it was Oz-ee-man-DIE-as
But the oh so trustworthy wikipedia says otherwise
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# You
are right, well according to the childrens programme Ace of Wands, which had an owl of the same name
(lordy lordy, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# LOOK UPON MY SHIT
ONLY THE BEEF REMAINS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Your beef game is strong
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# That how I
would pronounce it.
But I'm Dutch, so what do I know
(Harry, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I think they're about right
www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=ozymandias

It's certainly how I've always understood it to be pronounced (as it's not originally from Watchmen).
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I was looking forward to it. I had decided to just enjoy it for what it was
as I understand it's very difficult to transfer something like that to the big screen without "amending" it. Sadly, I've heard about to many unnecessary changes, that by their very nature alters the whole point of the plot.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# initial reports from
movie fan boys is quite good, if you can get over yourself and accept that there will be changes.

i for one am looking forward to it as it's been in development hell for so long, also it had dave gibbons on board advising, so i have a good feeling about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)
# well, I have to say this annoyed me:


Link

bear in mind this may have a few spoilers in it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# The trouble with these things is
you can't please everyone.

If they made an adaptation that kept the fanboys quiet it would make about $5million openign weekend and then no one else would go and see it.

And fanboys will moan if their favourtie frame from the book isn't included...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# true... I am fine with changes to make it fit, as to say, but making huge great changes to the plot seems a bit pointless.
also, it's far to big to fit into one film, much like LotR was, to I expect bits to be chopped.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I see what you mean
How long have I got to read it before the film comes out?

Two weeks?

non-watchmen-reading-mutherfucking-heathen that i am
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I've seen it penned in for 6th March, but that is probably way out now...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# *heads to Forbidden Prices*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# can't wait
I'm re-reading the graphic novel at the mo' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Oooh, excellent! it's SCIENCE!™-fact that dogs love to wallow in money and shanty towns!
Ningles everyone! Today my train had the fragrant odour of piss and strawberries. It was a fun ride in. That is all.

Edit: was SDM really worth that many oscars? I've not seen it, but it did sound hideously tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:18, archived)
# Bandwagon my friend, bandwagon.
apparently it was a straight to DVD film in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Hmmm...
$8 million seems a little expensive for Film4 to spend on a straight to DVD movie, given they only have about $15 mill a year to spend
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# It's about Asians
Better than Jews, gays and mentallers combined! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:22, archived)
# I'd much rather watch a heart-felt tragedy about a simple farmer who lives on Lake Titicaca
about the loss of his family, and his attempted revenge on the great lake that swallowed them, resulting in his own terrible, yet ironic, drowning, in the very same waters.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:35, archived)
# has any film ever been worth as much as it has cost to make?
worth as much as it has earned?

worth any recognition from it's peers?

I presume my tone gives away my negative opinion of each of these points.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps
Say no more.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# no more
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:31, archived)
# NORBITT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:31, archived)
# probably one of the greatest examples of the moving image. A real triumph.
Only narrowly superceeded by Steve Martin in the Pink Panther.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:31, archived)
# LEON
the pig farmer. Not the hit man film, (although that was rather good. I think LTPF cost about £70,000 in all
(lordy lordy, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Clerks... $27,000
I'm not really sure I understand the question though.

A film isn't worth what it cost, its worth is measured in what it gives to the public
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)
# What movie is SDM?
I've watched 4 movies in the last year.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:31, archived)
# it's a movie about sadism, domination and machosism.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Shannon Does Manhattan
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# If only that place was named Manhannon it would be perfect
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)
# How about
Derek Hatton Does Manhatton
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# great job microwave!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:23, archived)
# ha ha
I was looking for that reply :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# This is where Paris Hilton lives
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# How did she escape from my cellar?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# The same way the Fritzl daughters did...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# bah!
that's the last time I buy a Rape-O-Prison conversion kit on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Is it really THAT good?
Fair play to Boyle, he's a great director, but I've got no intention of seeing it until it's on Sky...

I don't really do heart-warming films.

I prefer heart-ripping...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# i rented a copy from a bloke on the internet the other day
haven't watched it yet, but it has a nice bollywood ending
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# perhaps a little contraversial..
But would it have been such a hit if it had white people in instead of Asians?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I think (cos I haven't seen it)
that it would have been a very different film had it been set in Britain and the USA, since it's very critical of India (i think cos I haven't seen it).

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# white people living in the slums of Mumbai?
not just controversial, but somewhat confusing. Although - I have often thought that a screenplay in which white/black cultures are reversed would be quite revealing, i.e.
African dictatorships such as Zimbabwe and disaster areas such as Darfur shown with white people as the victims, while the rich Black Western nations sit back and do very little about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# but anyway - back to the nob gags
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Siehen Sie später, Frau!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:38, archived)
# HA!
Very nice!
(Fly Projector, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)
# *groans*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:11, archived)
# Bin dun
www.snorgtees.com/illbebach-p-468.html
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:15, archived)
# YOUR BRANDENBURG CONCERTO IS GAY!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# OW! First fucking thing I see and its physically painful
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Thats good
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I amz in your den!
(Fly Projector, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:28, archived)
# awwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:29, archived)
# I just StumbleUpon'd b3ta.com/board.
which one of you fuckers made this possible?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:42, archived)
# ...
Made what possible?
(Fly Projector, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:00, archived)
# rectal itch powered flight.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)
# good camouflage, bunrab.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# It better have been the best sex ever, bitch!
Yeah it was, but I had no idea this would happen.
Can has carrot, mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:44, archived)
# That Bunny will kill those lions
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:50, archived)
# haha that bunny stepped straight out of a berke breathed cartoon
love it.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:08, archived)
# Killer Bunny
That rabbit is DYN 0 MITE!


-monty python and the holy grail

.
(Catnipppp, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:20, archived)
# You tit!
I soiled my armour I was so scared!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)
# Flat Lincoln!


I spent many hours removing Lincoln
from the memorial so i guess this is
a sad excuse to use the image!
(Fly Projector, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:41, archived)
# what?
They jumped all over me and said i could only post one time a day, and now you have done it twice. Perhaps the rule only applies to me?

.
(Catnipppp, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:04, archived)
# They did?
You may be right! ...oops!
(Fly Projector, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:08, archived)
# he's done it in his own thread.
The problem is when someone posts about three closely spaced new threads. A reply does not push a old picture off the bottom of the board whereas a new thread does. Hence several close spaced threads are seen as attention seeking and slightly inconsiderate.

During the day when the board is moving quickly people may start several threads but with many other threads between them.

there is no 'rule' that says you can only start one thread per day. Fairly often, depending on which particular clique is posting at the time, people will get away with consecutive threads but with an hour or so between them.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)
# ...
I have to admit in the past i have
made this mistake thanks for the heads up!
(Fly Projector, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)
# ah yeah but you did it at a time when no one cares!
rules on b3ta start again in 43 minutes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:17, archived)
# I hope you're not referring to the gayshift as some kind of clique
Unless "post a couple of times and don't cunt the place up like pasanonic always does" counts as being in a clique, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)
# the gayshift isn't exclusive no.
the behaviour at the other times seems to vary considerably.

And of course, if one of the cliques memebers pearoasts, posts a three meg gif etc, it's fine.

although interestingly pasanonic seems not to be in a clique.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# There aren't any fucking cliques.
There are small groups of people who like to talk to each other. People with no social skills complain that they aren't liked by these people.

Funny people tend to be tolerated at any time of day.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Did he just farted....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Rene he can be so rough at times!
(Fly Projector, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Triple value pun game: Roman edition!
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:43, archived)
# <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)
# >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# shake it to the left
shake it to the right
COME ON BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# LET'S SHAKE AGAIN, LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)
# YOU GOTTA SWING YOUR HIPS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)
# COME ON EVERYBODY!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:27, archived)
# if your brother won't rock then your sister will.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:30, archived)
# LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTER AND LOCK UP YOUR WIFE, LOCK UP YOUR SISTER AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# rated e for everyone who exists in the world
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)
# *wiips real crocodiles*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:20, archived)
# Venwii, Vidwii, Vicwii!
How silly.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Everything's coming up roses
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# oh yes, train porn would.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:23, archived)
# her bits are on backward, i heard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:02, archived)
# No, that's David Gest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:24, archived)
# One of these
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# INVISABAL HORN.
well, she is a one-eyed purple profile thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# What sort of horn?
You mean like a unicorn horn, or like a ram's horn?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)
# ALSO:
Apparently those ham-fisted brotards are getting more popular every day. You need safe search off to see this I think but at the moment all of the images are SFW. They've been tagged because they're from b3ta I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)
# sorry, i was away being busy.
i think a truck horn would be right. also: brotards reproduce very quickly. they have superseed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:19, archived)
# is good
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# did I start a mofaha meme?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)
# GRONKPAN MEME.
MATTER AND ANTI-MATTER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 7:02, archived)
# STOP SAYING MEME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# But does she like Deep Purple?
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)
# Her foot is sore
she rubbin it
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:21, archived)
# A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou
beside me, singing in the wilderness


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)
# face (THE FACE)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# I'm not quite sure which one is possessed more than the other.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:17, archived)
# they're such a cute couple!
always joking around.


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:26, archived)
# [sexist joke about boobs and diareahha]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)
# fucking kitten huffers.
img527.imageshack.us/img527/2459/kittyswallow.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# I do hope that's a joke
www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7zagl/firefighter_accidentally_the_whole_cat/

the only source they cite here is a collection of wacky news clippings from that cunt Jay fucking Leno
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)
# she looks like my old neighbour, kate.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# of course. kate.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# k8.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# GAINT SHOE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)
# You've made our night with that hippo hitler picture
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Freebase needs to stay the fuck in shape
I keep the jesus juice intake to a minimum.
Did we learn nothing from the Zach Braff incident?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# It's okay, they do have a sober driver.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)
# Hahhaahaahahahaha
supressed laughter here, everyone is asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# The Zach Braff what now?
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# COME TO IRELAND
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)
# hehhehheheh
grand!

It was taking me too long to download this site
www.discoverireland.com/nz/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:03, archived)
# you have to register to get into the press kit.
no press for you IRELAND.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)
# AHAHAHHAH
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 6:03, archived)
# It is half four and I have work tomorrow.
If my job wasn't getting into london at about tennish and playing a ukulele for a few hours, I'd be not-drawing-pictures-of-myself. As it stands...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# hexy!...
...next time...hood up!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:25, archived)
# hah, is that how they do threatening these days?
I'm not too down with these fashions.

PS: Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)
# vain tosser
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:28, archived)
# You called?
Evening, chap!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)
# What do you do for work, gaylord?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# i think he knits.
not safe for work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# I'm a musishun, innit
recording my second album.

Although I would love to learn how to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)
# SING FOR US, BARD.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)
# *sings*
do you want me to bung one of my new songs on links for your petty entertainment?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Too late.
I'm going to bed. Ta ta!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)
# IT HAD BETTER BE A DIRGE.
I ONLY LISTEN TO DIRGE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# oh, help yourself.
www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=hexachordal
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)
# betterlinx:
www.youtube.com/hexachordal
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
# That "Prettiest Star" song is kinda catchy
Although you need a haircut. Your emofringe seems to be a constant distraction as you flick it out of your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)
# IT'S ALL PART OF THE ACT MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# its god damn faggot bullshit tom
although if you want me to do you up a sign for your album cover...
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:21, archived)
# NOT DIRGE, BUT PRETTY CLOSE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)
# *Laaaaaaaaaaa*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Ill
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)
# does this imply a first album?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# yeah.
I did it in my bedroom, didn't think much of it, then Simon Fuller at 19 Entertainment thought it was good, gave me an accordion, an HD video camera and £5000 and said 'record another one plz'.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# am I into this?
 
yeah I kinda am, though in what way it's difficult to tell
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# It loaded for a split second while I pressed the reload button and then it told me it was flagged
I am not really sure what I've seen
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)
# hand-knitted penis gloves.
 
although quite what the poster may be inviting is unclear
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:28, archived)
# I'M SLEEPY. I'M GOING TO SLEEP. BYE, THOMAS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED A HUG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)
# GO ON THEN GIVE
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# you know who really needs a hug?
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Sheff
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Mind those hyphens, hex.
Otherwise, keep on ramming it down theys throatses. Jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# christ
that almost makes me want to unignore killerkitti
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm... maybe they actually would make this game...


Damn - missed my 6th b3taday by 3 days! That'll teach me for going to Vegas...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)
# i was gonna do a sex one...
...but it would be NSFW!.... :D
...6th b3taday...CONGRATS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# happy belated.
we posted cake but it was eaten already.

you have to be three years old to urinate? no wonder babies are miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# I've been playing HotD: Overkill for 4 hours solid.
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# hair of the dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Hose of tooth destiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:33, archived)
# The more drunk you are, the harder the level
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# i'm on the hardest level right now.
um.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)
# One thing I forgot to mention, the more beer you have, the more lives you'll get
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Incredibly, they've actually made this
Wii Wii I think, it's so Japanese chicks can feel what it's like to have a cock.

Bless those mental asians
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 5:37, archived)
# ...i wanna rock...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# zoinks!
you do good draws.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# journey to the centre of the brain injury clinic.
more! i love your animations.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Yes well done.
I too enjoy your anims. Where have you been lately? Long time no post.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)
# ...yeah...sorry...
...i'm trying to just post quality stuff now... so there will be less posts, but better animations... :)... (thanks guys)!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# well, your animations are pretty awesome.
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# feel the force of his custard hand
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)
# ...just watch out for this guy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# This is also woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)
# nicly done
You've also reminded me of how I feel many mornings...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)
# :D AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# You've got the gifs that echo around the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
# na-uh...
...whutyutalkinboutwillis?...(did you shop a kitten yet?...haa haa!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# I have not shopped a kittin. It's an outrage.
But I have seen your work on other forums. I know it's yours. You have a signature look.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# wow... that's a trip!...
...(send money you fuckers!).... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)

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