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# The Whistler
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# On Friday, The Metro described the standard image of Queen Victoria as her looking
“like a grumpy old tea cosy trying to do a poo.”
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# That's a very apt description for The Metro
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# He!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Hu!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Damnit!
Wrong hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# don't worry
I've got another
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# He's off again...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# is it the only tree left in Borneo?
/palm oil blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# phew!
I thought he was going to attack me when he got to the bottom!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# and you was all lubed up ready too - what a shame
:P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Aha!
So you won't be on a bus if I were to decide to catch one later.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Only if you were to catch a 51 today
I hate 51s so if you do catch it expect me to be irritable ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Ooh! 51
Best route ever.
But not for the drivers. :P
I'm at work for 12 so it'lll be tram and bus FOR ONLY £3!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Say hello to James (my other half) Room1 K2 for me
if you smoke he might even let you have a cig.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# It's OK
I don't use lube for ape rape.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# You like the dry runs don't you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Saves on bog roll
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I knew you were a bag of wind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# it's a little bit too early inthe day
for my brain to be able to cope with this conversation... may I please be excused from work to go back to bed?

Thanks - nite everyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Oi!
Get yer filthy mits off my bellows!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Look you've gone and unsettled Prof UnderCover
he has to sleep to recover from our nonsense - hehe keep up the good work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Baby monkey head is coming!!!
RUUUUUNNNNNNNN!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Get that last monkey in Borneo flamedog!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# :D
I fucking heart Orangutans more than any other animal in the whole world!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Stop hearting them
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# But you're killing them with love
/greenpeace shitblog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# There was a really lovely
documentary on the BBC over here the other day about them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Freak!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# No!
They are win!

The second best animal in the world is the baby White Naped Mangabey at London Zoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# a-licious
*boogies*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I suddenly feel close to loved.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# You are nowhere near being
an orangutan!

You are more like a fat hairy baboon! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I'll have you know I spent time in a gymansium today.
which wasn't all bad because I got behind this chick and watched her arse bounce up and down.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ha!
I reckon that within 6 months you will be the newest sex attacker in Sydney :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Awww.... is he scared of heights?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Ooh, he hates 'em!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# aaaawwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Even cancer has a silver lining.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Oh! Is she ill?
I didn't know!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Nah.
Tis a publicity scam.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# this!
^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# hahha, that's the joke - she isn't!
it's an official "Max Clifford Publicity Stunt"™

edit: dammit, some mindpissage there...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Her nextdoor neighbour won't be please
she promised her she's be dead in a week.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# It's also apparently still raining
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# But A Vagabond hasn't posted yet!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Ironically he only posts on sunny days
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# 69 DUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# With Jade???
You sick fuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Nonsense man!
I was refering to the current incarnation of the 99 flake in this time of recession.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# why would they be recording her iq?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# they're doctors, they have targets to meet
they missed the decimal point though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# maybe it's a countdown of hours left
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# or perhaps headlines
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I have a bad feeling that it will run and run posthumously
like Diana- "the Princess of cretins"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# But what could they possibly call Jade.....


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Reality TV Racist Thicko Cancer-lol Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# dead fat bitch
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# kill it with flaming shithammers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# needs more intruders with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I pissed on your mind
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I see no mention of intruders in your post
/mind piss get out clause section 22a paragraph 4b
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# it's implicit
unless it's actually a radical new cancer cure that her oncologist is trialling
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# It's a kill or cure method.
Probably kill, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Shit-Hammervol?
take once in a large dose
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# spam hammers?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# 'Ning. I like you all this morning so have a JCBee


Click for bigger (110 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Nice work...
maybe he's related to my Catepillar?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Seperated at birth!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our new hydraulic insect overlords
nice shoppage there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
My Gods now I'm gonna have nightmares of being pursued by robobees
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Bzzz-gushunk-zzz-gushunk-zzzz!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# That noise will be in my head forever now
not that I hate bees or anything but I have a phobia about things that buzz near my ears - I will have to get the instruction manual out for my vibe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I was going to pea one last time this eve on Riv's below, but perhaps it will help you.

Nite all! Enjoy your monday as best you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Awww that's lovely
now I have a much sweeter mental image to go to work on - thank you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Top stuff.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Panda bee approves!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Bin dun I'd have thought
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha
*spang* *sepang*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# haha
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Woo and spang!
Careful, that water may contain MSG!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Brilliant quote from you:
"Don't be silly. The average life expentancy has been plummeting since the late 1800s when vaccines were invented"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I enjoyed playing with the conspiracy theorist over the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# He bites so easily though
it almost became boring at the end, note the word almost, I still enjoyed reading his crackpot responses linking articles with absolutely no scientific merit.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Haha!
Were you here for the tinfoil thread last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Yep caught it after I'd logged on
scrolled back down and it was unmissable.

I think he wears his tinfoil hat too tight is you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I was just wondering what all that was about
Do you have a link to the original thread please?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# This one?
Link
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Thanks
it was easier to find than I thought.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# No it was this link
www.b3ta.com/board/9248823
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Oh the one that started it all
That thread was legendary
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# haha
I'm sure Jeru's dad is all of Laibach
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Well, Easter is nearly here, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# haha now this put me in mind of supermario bros
and I've neve even played that game.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Arf!
Ningles all! How are we this fine morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# confused of Hackney
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I'm fine.
Off to work in a bit and will see my "bit on the side"

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Why would you think it bindun?
Or am I being thick?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# You might be
'cos my original ideas tend to be someone elses.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# You'd think the endless vomiting would have put it out by now.
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Ning!
(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# HUHUHUHUHUH
Ha?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Kasto Kasto Krut
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Schmerg?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Plasti!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# certainly appears to be
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# *opens window*
*sniffs*
Smell like a Monday to me, either that or I forgot to change my undies again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha, errr, what?
'ningles everyone, on this bight, blue-sky Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# hehe just drop this here then..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Treebeard is alive and working down the chipshop
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# hehehe nice !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I have to say I understand the joke
/end of message
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Thank God.
At least one person did.
(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I think Maiden is lying
what's it all about then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I do understand the joke
it's the "wanted" part of the sign as in 'American's most Wanted Criminals' so you read the sign as Part Time Staff *wanted* i.e. one of the Part-Time Staff is a wanted criminal - yeah I know it doesn't win any awards for comedy but I think the effort should be applauded spanged.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Blue balls are blue.
This is going to be a long month I fear.

I was well sick of the comic and its idiot fanbois
over two decades ago. At least I'll get to see it
slagged to death by some more talented folks.

edit: Sorry, just venting. It's a fun animation--woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 6:17, archived)
# I only just read it a couple of months ago :P
I'm not that invested, but I did enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:19, archived)
# damnit
my work computer has no handbag.gif

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Allow me to help out.

Maybe this not what you meant, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# it's fanpre-optransgenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# hahah sorry just venting fixes everything.
meanwhile I'm about to read the comics. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I'm currently halfway through
so will be off to pick holes in it next weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I look forward to your shoppage on the subject.
You're just the type I was mentioning as being
able to add something new and funny to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# *blushes*
I'm flattered
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# This should be an advert for powerball(s)!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 6:34, archived)
# NING Sleepy Monday...
Did you all have a good weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:05, archived)
# It was okay :)
Yours?

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:21, archived)
# fantastic weekend
won a film festival and everything.


can i just post this out-and-out glasscock here because I'd not seen it yet and it's making me double over in laughter?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:24, archived)
# :D He is a star.
Check this out.

*runs*

Edit: You won a film festival?? O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:26, archived)
# hahaha
nice one

nothing big, it was a 72-hour film festival at my university. still a big win for lil' ol' me, though :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Well done!
*plauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:30, archived)
# cheers
would have shared with b3ta days ago but youtube refuses to upload anything, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Yays! Congrats.
I once got gold at a district cubs and scouts annual storting event.
It was for throwing the welly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Did you win gold because the Scoutmaster was wearing them at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# No
Coz he was wearing me at the time:P

'ningles teh maiden.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)
# hehe Perhaps he should have used more lube and it wouldn't have worn you so hard?
Morning Mr Riverghostie
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeell you know what they say.
No pain, no gain.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Yup and you won gold ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Yes
And he won gold dust:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# See what I mean about using more lube ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# It's OK
I had the squits at the time. That worked a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Always one step ahead aren't you Mr Riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# That's what the scout master said!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Congrats on the win!
I won a short film festival once back when I had talent and ambition...

...sigh...

Nings all, happy monday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# This only makes me want to see your film Agent Muu
please use teh uplaod codez and use Vimeo.com they're better quality.

And congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Two days to go to my weekend!
Monday is my Wednesday. 'ningles matey.

EDIT: Fucking The Sun! On the cover in huge letters, 'KILLED BY IRA COWARD'.
I was under the impression that it was the Real IRA. THat's like saying Prince is a racist biggoted spacktard instead on saying Prince Charles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# I missed the news mostly yesterday I heard something about some
soldiers getting killing in Ireland but didn't get to hear the rest - I hope the so-called REAL IRA are not back to their stupid campaign again what fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Yup they confirmed it.
Worse still two pizza delivery guys are in hospital! It's going to be bedlam out there! Bedlum I tell ye!
EDIT: Dominoes are probably crapping themselve with all the media coverage as I bet you that the delivery guys weren't working legally.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Dominoes weren't they the ones who refused to serve non-halal
meat on their pizzas perhaps to appease the Real IRA they will serve only Guinness Pizzas?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Yes
In Ireland Dominoes only sell Guinness and potato pizza or the stuffed crust begor begor as the American marketing team decided to call it. They called in an American marketing team as apparantly one of them had once seen a map of Ireland which made him Irish by American standards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Or perhaps he had a Sean Connery (Scottish) accent
and they feel it closely resembles that of any language other than American English (what an Oxymoron that is!) - Sean Connery in The Untouchables that is "yoush filthy wop!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I'll never forget a story an Irish mate told me years ago.
He was in a little country pub is the middle on nowhere, South Ireland. A big fat guy in tradistional Irish garb walks in and says, 'So! Where are the leputions?' in a strong American accent. Apparantly he was looking for leprechauns. The fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# leprechauns - shirley
leprechaun
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Obviously
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Apparently they deserved it because they were 'in collusion' with the English.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Have they tasted Domino pizzas that's hardly collusion
that's cullinary terrorism!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Did you know it cost about 3p to make their margaritta pizza?
I think their most expensive costs about 30p to make.
If I hadn't eaten for a month and someone put a Dominos pizza in from of me I'd quite happily scoff down the box.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# If they can get enough cheese for a pizza for 1-2p,
I want the address of their wholesaler.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# You think that's cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Even plastic costs money
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I don't think he was thinking of plastic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Not really
You know those guys that go round removing gum from the pavements with that steam thing?...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Yummy.
Minty fresh
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Well the box is quite tasty with all those juices in the cardboard
but DON'T EAT THE PIZZA!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# THe thing is I could make a pizza in an eighth of the time it takes to call and deliver one.
I always keep lebonese flat breaad in the freezer just for that porpoise. Functions perfectly as a pizza base.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Nice or even if your in a bigger rush for your pizza needs
Some shop bought garlic bread, tomato puree and grated cheese - sprinkle with slice pieces of ham and some fried mushrooms - yumyumnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Ah but shop bought garlic bread take about 10-12 minutes doesn't it?
leb bread with toppings takes about 3-4 under a grill.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# No gralic bread defrosted takes only a few minutes
but frozen and done in the oven with the aforementioned goodies will be lovely and worth the 10-12 minutes plus a stack cheaper than ordering a pizza in. Also if time is a factor you can prepare these earlier and keep them frozen until time to fill you tummy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I only like proper Italian dough
and leb bread is a good alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Yes I understand but please use gralic butter
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# But you only need to rub garlic on the leb bread for the same effect!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# meh



Pretty good party@friday, saw Watchmen (liked it very much!!!) and now I'm at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# had a good weekend ta
and four day week for me!

Woooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# My Weekend was mostly shit
Worked all day Saturday, and worked all day Sunday very little "me" time - had an argument with my Dad who will be going home soon (not soon enough for my liking but that's another story) - yeah pretty shit!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# omg
I got into work far too early!!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:09, archived)
# you dawg!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Yays. You has discovered perpetual motion!
Also there is an art to appling Marmite to toast and I have just discovered that it can not be properly attained with one of these la-di-da squeezie jars.

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:23, archived)
# ^this
A broad swipe with a long wide butter knife is best. Then apply thick slices o f extra mature cheddar for ultimate yummy-ness

/now hungry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Dabbing man, dabbing!
You dab it one then swipe!

FUcking her the poor trollop! Someone broke into Jade Goodies hospice room and confronted her with a hammer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)
# I find dabbing is only nessasary on thicker toats
My god i want some toats now. I don't get to eat until 1 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)
# I have the toatster cooking nice thick malty bread as we speak.
I have OCD when it comes to toats. I has to be buttered within a nanosecord of coming out of the toatster.
I'll even but the second slice back down so it doesn't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# if you were really clever you'd put the first slice in 30 seconds before the other
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Naaaa
that's not clever as the end result is the same as putting the second one back down as you'd have to do that once the first one came up anyway.
duuuuh!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# The squeezy bottles
make it difficult for me to get the right amount out. Is it just me, or is the stuff in the squeezy bottles stronger also?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I think that's just you but yes
spreading marmite is serious business and should be applied with non-precision instruments.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Tesco's own is nicer anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# You all want rounding up and shooting
It is the most vile substance know to man.

I heard they had to stop serving it at Guantanamo Bay as it breached human rights laws
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# BLASPHEMER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I thought it was very good.
However I still hadn't finished the book when I saw it. Hooray that they didn't keep Jon's war pants on the entire way through.

Ace Comedian casting.

Ning all, I have a fucking shitter of a week ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# manhatten balls.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# boing
i'm led to believe this from a film about a comic, from what i've seen it doesn't look very comic to me. let me know when beano or corr!! the movie get released and i might be remotely interested.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Whizzer and Chips 2: Return of the Chip-ites.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Now that would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# By the lake

6x9"

Those three little things are supposed to be stepping stones, but i really didn't think that through very well. Anyway, here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:16, archived)
# They look like bunny slippers!
This is realy good though! :)
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:19, archived)
# If you kick them hard enough up the arse they can be.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)
# this is magic :)
very tranquil, and now I shall sleep. nite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:20, archived)
# yay
i think i'm watching you do this on glass
it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# yeah i use that to spread the ink out
cleaning things up now, heading to bed. haven't quite figured out this whole webcam yet

the chat appears not to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Spiffing work as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 4:03, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 6:34, archived)
# That is all kinds of lully.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# lololol


i drew this to pass the time it would take to copy some stuff onto my hard drive and ive just realised i didnt start the files copying when i started drawing so now i shall have to wait. silly me.

orangespace.net
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Hahaha
What a lovely thing to see before I go to bed

G'Night internets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# yay! :P

(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# yay!
fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# They're happy because they eat LARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# excellent
i love your stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Too cute as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I can't believe it's not a bluebottle
psuperb.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
#


edit: This album cover has been on my parent's lp rack since I was a little-un. I've just realised... that fly is almost half as wide as the butter. That's either a very small stick of butter or a fucking huge fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)
# glow with the flow...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Do you believe it in your head?
This is great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I think my knees are the problem areas.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Valin?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# er no!
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# *hypnoterszizees*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Great pic!
does it actualy glow in the dark?
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# It is kind of day-glow/fluorescent
I do have some glow in the dark paint somewhere though, maybe a light wash could work, good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# I reckon you could superimpose that image on a light bulb
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# ah I just put it in the sink with my desk lamp.
This is all too complex for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# thatd be sick
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# a lovely polip
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# haha thanks :D
I must stop painting cans now and go to sleep.
I need detachable hands, they never want to stop doodling! *locates hacksaw*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# sleep well
but do not remove one or all of your hands.
save them for future doodles.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# I shall!
And I am going to stop f5ing soon and sleeeep :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Yay for octopussies! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Cocktopus!
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I like its smile
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# I was trying for genuine notgoingtoeatyou friendly :)
I had to use acetate to test smiles as they generally tend to get a little sinister, and this is to cheer up my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)
# \·ö°/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# ><(((*> !
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# [!8¬D>--o<
playing with these makes me go wrongheadwise.
Yours are fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)
# awesome
Oh, hai, I'm about to start printing and I decided to try this webcam thingie.

If any b3tans are curious, i'm at http://www.stickam.com/iprint
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# *stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# v. nice
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# ta! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# this really nice
and very friendly looking:)...*gives hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# ok! this was easy but i still like it!
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# This would be even better animated!
but still good
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Fly Projector ....were my board name comes from!


This was one of my T-Shirt designs!
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# this looks good
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# the expression makes it.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# sometimes simple is best
like this one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# theft

under water, half the face was stolen by crustacean knobheads.
+rum
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Is this the culprit?
*intrigued by the plot*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# the beast

took them down in the briney.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# woh! A fearsome fellow!
But I think the cat might just take him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:46, archived)
# SHIT KILL IT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# with hope of lamp

they sought the prey
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# baying dog water lapping
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] TV shows would have shorter seasons...
(MrJam, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Inspired by New Orleans Festivals!
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# walrus_man?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Nope! our styles are close!
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# wow, it's you're both full on martial art ninjas
"our styles are close, but our schools are different"

and then there's like bowing and shit and some dude comes running out with a sword and he's like "AHA!" and you're like "I think not!" and like you leap into the air and shit.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I want this movie.
not swords though, big Chinese paintbrushes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# This reminds me of a cross between Hindu symbolism and "Fantasia"
And Polly Graham now has to eat Chris Moyles' hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
#
Denise Van Outen is a hottie!
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# And talk about misleading headlines :
The 'mythical' white-coated deer that hunters are being invited to be the first to kill
The article says nothing about an auction - just the opposite. Nobody's being offered the chance, someone just offered money. The guy who has stalking rights refuses to let anyone kill it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I saw a couple of deer today
I didn't shoot them though. They looked pretty happy being non-dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Coward
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Tasty venison
mmmmmm
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:58, archived)
# ooo very nice
Scarycan approves
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Clive is teh fear! :|

(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:13, archived)
# o_o
eep
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Hahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)
# haha fab :D
I've just finished painting a spraycan - I have run out of canvas boards :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Oh my that is delightful :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:23, archived)
# ta!
I have eight more in front of me right now demanding to be finished :)
gnawing at my fuu^%bd$% nnnaaaarrrg%^$&$%^& an f£$groi$£%*+_@~ bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Good stuff!
You arts things are most awesome.
Always happy, but sinister at the same time :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# it is a careful mix
as I have sporelings in tow and don't want to disturb their minds too much... yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:33, archived)
# :D
awesome
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Very nice.
Bunnyspore is the best part.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)
# It was originally a Useful Dent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Oh my :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:49, archived)
# rarararararararara!
RA RA!

goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# What *is* that thing?
Nite b3ta
*nightmares*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
#
sorry not everyone sees my visions
it's an old blues man in surealism!
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I dig it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# glooooooooooooob
sorry, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I've been to about 20 Jazzfests in New Orleans
the artwork down there is usually outstanding, but yours would really kill, full color on a T-Shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# yes
yes yes yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# *builds a factory and roads first*
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# there's an automated atari 2600 label maker out there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Why I oughtta!!.....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# no rly!
http://www.labelmaker2600.com/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# I am normally strictly ambivalent regarding marmite
but this pic has put it slightly more in favour in my mind.
Which must mean that is full of woo. So woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Everybody gets one
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I love this little fella :)
Roly Poly Squirrels ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# DO WANT!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I bet he prefers scrambled
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Well that certainly explains the way they can climb trees so easily
and fire strands of web from their tiny paws.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Woo!

(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# That and the OP are full of Woo
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# WHEEEY!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Squirrel with gun!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# so thats who was behind the grassy knol...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Perfect !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# with great peanuts comes great responsibility
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# sorry, that was acorny responce
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I seed what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Me too
beechin punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# your nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# oh god, not that ole chesnut.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I cashew at it all the time!
Don't be so pistachioed!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# don't worry I walnut
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# :D
I'm running a bit dry(roatsted) on puns
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# You need a pecan of hope
Something that won't get lost in the haze(l) of puns
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Oh, indeed
Indeed.
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# No tits! Here, have one with three then.
have one with three then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Jajaja
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# SQUITS!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# those films ruled..
seen oktopodi before.. nice to watch it again.. it should of blatantly won :)

Cannae wait to start uni in spetmeber so I can start filming again :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Spider squirrel!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# the elusive loch ness squirrel


(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Better cough up some nuts and that tree fiddy!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I knew it!!! :|
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Haha
Excellento!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# hahaha
aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# haha!
this am woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# What a fat bastard squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
[challenge entry] compo
3rd times a charm rubbish post
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# leave it out for a few days and there will be plenty :>
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# He's the luckiest man in the world!
Good job! And stop making me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Try a Milky Way . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# i want to axe you a few questions

(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# no, you can't borrow my Carmex
you can't borrow my Carmex

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Did no one shop any of these all day or something? Just endless raw slack generator output? FFFFFFUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# He MIGHT be supporting JACKO y'know.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# that's naaaaasty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Go ahead . . . axe quickly . . . chop chop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Ace as usual
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# BG8309?
Conspiracy!


Somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# you are of the special creatures
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Excellent!
(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:01, archived)
# yay!
whacktacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# The backgrounds of these make me think of futuristic cities in space.
I geuss that here you'd expect to find a man with tentacles, with an axe, melting sideways.
(munzor in the jungle, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Behold! A herd of wild Cheese Bees
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
cheese bees cheese bees cheese bees!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# :D
bees are great. i even like saying the word 'bee.'

bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# SCIENCE FACT:
The joy increases with each additional 'e'.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# This is indeed a trufax™
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Bees should technically not be able to fly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Yeah
None of them have passed their pilot exams.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# BEE MOVIE IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FILMS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# And yet they can...
IN YOUR FACE SCIENCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I get glee from your cheese bees!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Top bee!
Looks like someone slipped summat in his nectar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Glee bee has just got laid.
Glee bee is a happy bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# RUUUUUUN!!!!BIG FUCKING SIMPSONS BEE!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# egad!
that is a bee and a half and a half!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# THIS IS TWO BEES
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# i was watching jimmy dohertys darwin programme earlier
some bastard field mice killed his bees
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Bastard mice!
Can't they learn to live in peace with the bees? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# OH FUCKING YES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Even cheese bees need to breed . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Bee
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Whoah, fuck
That's one dangerous-looking bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# not gonna mess with this one.
he could probably kill the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# woo


(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# :D
Happy candle day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
And that's a groovy USBee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# BEEEEEES
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# this is also good bees
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# this is good bees.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:30, archived)

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