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(zeebo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

what's repossed?

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

its when someone else

reposts a pea roast
As in
"I know Daves not online so I repossed his pearoast in this thread as it fits so well."
I think

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

ah that explains nothing!

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

what's the matter with you?

Don't you understand the Queen's gibberish?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

:-D

I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of tea there, Dave.

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

i think it's

when your former homies think you are cool again and re-start hanging out with you.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

that's a house i could totally get down wit', man yo etc

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

Parry, repossed, parry, repossed

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

fencing arf!

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

jabba

oh shit.... they should put a spell checker into paint

(zeebo, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)

Maybe...

...you ought to use notepad for future image challenges?

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)

I Love Tuesdays...

Best of all the n00bie days...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

goodbye noobie tuesday

who can hang a name on you

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boff FL OZ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

did someone say

cake?

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

Wooooo! excuse to pearost my first ever image!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

I like those chips

I want one

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

Save me from myself.

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

you will be left to your own deviances.

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

*big countrys*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

haha dance tiem

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

You know

with a square of gaffer tape stuck on their tummies those soldiers with the Biochem suit that come into my house at night would loose a lot of their menace. So woo

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

It's BL's birthday today. Now if he could just tell us where he is we could post them.

(Lord of Lard, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

this is suffering from a sad shortage of woo. because it is quite good.

*click*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

I don't know what to say about this

except that I find the quotation marks in a text balloon very strange, and also that I forgot my party hat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)

I really hope Catnippp is the real deal lol

Now with added click for biggartiiness

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

Yeah!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Wobbly KITT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

Wobbly KITT WOO...

* To be precise

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

HI cockalorum!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

hello

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

that is getting some serious *clickage*!

WOOOOOO!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

nah he's a spoof account

like riverghost

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

and Dave the Hat

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

don't be silly, DtH is two spoof accounts

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Why you . . .

*jowls wobble indignantly*
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

I sometimes

wonder if I am the only real person here, and the whole thing has been created to entertain me.

*dons tinfoil*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

entertain?

shirley you mean 'control'...?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

Don owns a lot of tinfoil hats

I suspect a conspiracy!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

we are all retired spambots

now give me your money

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

how do you explain the spazz before you joined?

It's a mystery.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

it was placed there by God

to test our faith

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

Haha

Well said!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

Ha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)

Ah,

well that was all part of the masterplan.

They create all these accounts, muck around for a couple of years, and then someone sends me an e-mail with a picture prominently sporting the b3ta.com tag and I think, OOoh, I'll check that out.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

Before b3ta I was drawn into a website back in 2000ish

called twentythree - now that REALLY was a strange site perfect for conspiracy lovers to try and work out. Pretty much that site led me to B3ta initially.

The best thing about it all is that now the site www.twentythree.co.uk/ is just some default low fi fish and chip shop website - like in the movies when you try and take someone back to show them the conspiracy and it's all been tidied away like it was never there. So they won't believe you and think you are crazy!

But then as you walk away dejected the camera lingers on one remaining piece of evidence that you missed.

www.twentythree.co.uk/bosch.html

Edit: Synchronicity was a huge aspect of the 23 thing, which is what the reply I make below alludes to happened when they live event was cancelled.

Just before this thread I posted this reply to a links thread www.b3ta.com/links/288362
"3. Fractal time and the I Ching
* 10,000 years ago humans began domesticating plants and animals.
* 500 years ago we invented the printing press.
* 100 years ago we began driving automobiles.
* 50 years ago we invented the computer.
* 30 years ago we landed on the moon.

Okay, but by that reckoning 20 years ago we should have landed on Jupiter. 10 years ago we should have begun riding unicorns and by now we should have evolved into care bears."

A few hours later this is posted on the links board - www.b3ta.com/links/MIT_Technology_Turns_Humans_into_Carebears

!!??!! Oh god why do these things happen to me so much? :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

'I like this'

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

That has just proper shat me up

:(

EDIT: And clicked. I want this on the popular page :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

That's either the scariest thing ever

or some very very very clever marketing for a fish and chip shop!

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

Oh it was sooooooo much more

the messageboard was on a site called theclothesstore so there was if any the viral marketing side, only it was more just the owner of that site was friends with the people behind it and let them use the hosting.

Now, looking back I see it as an incredible ARG that wasn't an ARG like you know now because the term wasn't coined and it had no marketing function. It was just straight up mysterious. The KLF got me interested in the 23 thing and the illuminatus trilogy, but i wasn't deep into it all. It was something interesting though.

There's so much to this site and story I could write a book on it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

Heh

Google thinks that this page is similar:

www.amazon.com/Key-Everything-Classic-Lesbian-Poems/dp/0312118422

Fantastic :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

Damn I was trying to keep my pen name

a secret

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

Here is a post of an event that totally blew peoples minds

www.theclothesstore.com/ubbzs/Forum8/HTML/000885.html
(the link above is different to the text in this post, the rest of this is background to let you know just how bizzare the events in the post were)

The site had a live chat thing you could use and people would shoot the breeze in there, on the 23rd of each month events started to happen. It was imposible to tell who was part of the site and who was just a participant. There was one person though - Scribe - who was the voice of the site. There'd be occasional webcasts of audio and choppy webcams of odd things.

Finally, after over a year of slow uncovering, discovery and friendships forming a small community built up around the site, and working out what the hell it was about and what it was there for. Scribe announced a LIVE event and that the people behind it did these live events as a seperate but related thing. We may get to descover some more details, great. A few people from 'the filter' (the chat room) had met up seperately or drawn friends in, but now was the chance for a lot of us to meet up.

This was before b3ta so anyone who's been to their first b3ta bash will know the feeling - only multiply it by 23.

So then this event gets cancelled mysteriously a few days before it was due. Bah it was just a tease. Oh well, several of us decided to meet up anyway in London. At a bar called The Foundry. (with super strong KLF connections)

That's the background, read the post now.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

There were maybe only about 20-30 people that followed and explored the site

some from America and some as far as Japan. Who knows how many lurkers too.
About 7 or 8 of us were going to try and meet that night.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

Several others from there also became b3tans

It was a natural progression I think.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

The thot plickens.

I wonder if they sell jam sandwiches?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

www.twentythree.co.uk/mescalito.html

www.twentythree.co.uk/dna.html

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Shlvng, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

Yay, dna was where it began.

There were 3 'gates' to work through on the site. I guess nowadays pretty basic puzzle solving, and trial/error. It wasn't meant to be a puzzle people could solve though. that was the beauty. It just was a mysterious garden you could wander around. Finding new areas, new flowers blooming as time went on.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)

Scribe and Alpha and Hooray and iivix, the Karma Mechanic and Pita too, Fnord goes without saying and not neglecting Alostrael, Albert Ross, Pyramid and Flux, Bubba and Linus and who was that other one...

Oh yes -- Penny!

All scattered across the world by the winds of time, like seeds from a dandelion clock with 23 heads. No doubt all germinating new and even more invisible puzzles in our own small way.

I like to think and am certain it's so, that from some strange perspective there's a pattern in where we go.

Remember F., that if you say 'Eris' 23 times, she's sure to hear you. I promise it works, I've tried it. ;)

En passant,

Penny.

(Good Penny, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)

Terrific!

The first day in months I spend an hour or so on the main board and I found a Penny I thought i'd lost long ago.

Time to crack open a can to celebrate

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:14, archived)

they told me it wasn't cost-effective market research

but this post finally proves I was right

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

I'm a bot

... a sex bot

also - I have a very attractive bum so technically I'm a sex bot with a sexy bot

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

You just made

me sing that in time to 'sex bomb' by Tom Jones..

Cheers

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

he just made me sing to the Macarena

well sing, and dance, and strip. I need the money, see

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

and you didn't do it right

so you only get half pay... if you don't like it, take it up with the stripper's union

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

you take it down

with the stripper's union, surely?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

*tucks 50p in the top of twig's Y-fronts*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

I've often wondered that about the whole world, as a child

That, or everyone else is robots

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

are you saying that's an infantile post?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

Just speaking for myself here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

You're not the only one Medi :)

I also used to think this. But the thing is, you would never know :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

That's what makes it so intriguing innit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)

Exactly.

However, we have just accepted it and moved on. We didn't think of it and then give thousands of pounds to Icke :0

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

and rob

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

There is no rob

Now stop worrying and get on with your life.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

who?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

who the what?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

there are a lot more spoof accounts than you realise.

this very account I'm on is a spoof account. I just never got around to creating a proper one.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

Hmm...

Do you have a second account?

Edit: I'm genuinely quite surprised by this so far, I got the impression that most people had a second account, whether used for trolling-type stuff or simply just security.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

I barely have this one

... so no

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

I have 3.

One is the first account I signed up with and forgot the login details, the 2nd is this one and the third was because I was approaching 20,000 posts and wasn't drunk enough to get my tackle out :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

I really don't like all the spoof account and second account malarky

It's like a disposable account that can be used to do all sorts of things you'd normally not do, in fear of being banned.
A license to act like an asshole.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

I agree with this

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

well said

... although every one knows you're MY spoof account.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

TELL THE TRUTH SHEEPLE!!

WE ARE ALL CATNIPPPPP'S ACCOUNT

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

Shht you!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

and I'm your spoof account

... it's all too confusing.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

Speak Dutch to me, big boy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

hai jessie

tried gobliiins?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

_{_{_{_{no. not yet}}}}

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

Ooooh that brings me back

Unless it's some sort of new drug you're talking about here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

a drug, surely

what else can we be talking about?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

i'm surprised by the lack of trolls on /board

which is fine by me.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

Back in the day I had to make a second account because this one got messed up

If you changed your name to have an apostrophe it became unable for you to change it back or stay logged in.

In my profile there's a link to what I did in that month off from this profile. I got my first few front pages among other things.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

oh, harsh

I've had pretty positive responses on the whole in my time here, but a while ago I considered setting up a second account as a social experiment, because around that time I was getting loads of grief about 'well women get fawned over ON THE INTERNET and you get people being nice because you posted 'naked' pictures of yourself'.
To be honest I can see that you get treated with less leeway as a noob, and there is a certain amount of non-serious pandering, but I was very curious to find out once and for all if a 'male' newbie, who has read the FAQ and only makes small mistakes, rectified and apologised for, really would get treated that differently to my experiences.

Edit: Sorry, the link there was that I was curious if I'd get a front page if I was using a different username, and I'd be pretty gutted really.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

noobs get away with a lot

as long as they put *some* sort of effort.

However, reposting someone else's work, thats a beating.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

Back then everyone was a noob really.

There had been no b3ta bashes so other than some Londonites you just went on by what you saw and liked. I hadn't done that much worthy of a front page until then anyway, but it was nice to fill up the 10 FP's then retire the account. Just as an example - 1 FP was of a streaming webcam of a pub the night of the first mini b3ta bash (not of the pub the b3tans were at though) :)

It is interesting actually, since my other account was Ann Onnymouse. I didn't think about it but some people must have thought I was female with that name. To me it was just a play on words, but maybe it affected some people's view.

I'll admit I treat men and women differently in real life, not exaggeratedly different and not always deliberately, but not the same. On b3ta/the net I just go by what I see, there's no way of knowing either way most of the time anyway.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)

I have a spare account but I don't use it for trolling...

I only use it to keep hold of my username if I'm changing my main account name for some whimsical purpose...

Also - que?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

Oof, sorry mate

That's my odd humour, in no way to be taken seriously. It's something I've said for years, and me and the missus are always saying to each other if the other makes a good point we can't be bothered to argue.
I think I may have got it from Monty Python, but the truth of that is lost to the mysts of time :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

Aha cool...

context is everything, sometimes...

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

keep in mind that people with second accounts will vote twice

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

nope, just the one

I don't like duplicity

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

I don't know much about duplicity

Don't know much phenomenology.
Don't know much about derisive looks.
Don't know much about conspiracy nuts.
But I do know they're watching you.
And I know that 'cause i'm watching too.
Oh what a wonderful conspiracy.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

haha :D

fabness!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)

4 at the last count

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)

oooOOOooo

/handbags at dawn blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

use - your - cloaking - device

HA HA HA HA

I - didn't - think - so

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Hahaha woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Actually out loud

office lol..

click and half. :D

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

^this, but with tea in my mouth

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

They're aiming

at the wrong bit, that's the problem

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Hahaha

woo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

hahaha needs more warp :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

POST IT IN THE THREAD

It's still open
b3ta.com/board/9249749

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

I think you look more delusional than me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

that helicopter doesn't look black

it should be black

clearly there is a conspiracy of non black helicopters chasing black helicopters

where will the madness end!?!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

you're right, i'll have to double up on my tin foil hats

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

but that'll just amplify the signal!

LIVE IN FERRITE BOXES PEOPLE!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

the only black helicopter to fear is

THE INTERCEPTOR!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

Psht

Don't you know anything?!?
The black helicopters don't exist - they were invented by the NWO and seeded onto the internet so that we'd all get scared about black helicopters and wouldn't think twice when the fleets of bright purple polka dot helicopters that are the real evil ones start stealing our identities.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

when there's a multi coloured rainbow of helicopters

all chasing each other in a wonderful rainbow of conspiratorial glee?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

*wipes tear from eye*

what a marvelous diversity of conspiratorial helicopterage

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Next Friday

SHOWDOWN

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

Doooooomooooooooo

This is great

I'd like to think that it's actually a picture of Domo shooting mind beams at a black helicopter. He's going to save us all!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

Domo is on the rampage

he heading off to smash the Illuminarti!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

Hurray for Domo

For only a fuzzy brown meme can smash the cruel oppression of the underworld

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

Most excellent!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

You FOOL! You've POISONED YOURSELF WITH ALUMINIUM! HAHAHAH

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

Fine, send the NWO soldiers after him!

send the NWO soldiers after him!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

hahahah FUCK YES!! MORE MORE MORE!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

Hahaha :D

Exquisitely done!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

I was wondering what should I do with all the foil left from sunday, so I decided to mourn the loss
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2309123.ece

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)

haha Quo without the pony tail

nicely foiled

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

run domo.......RUN!

*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

Waah! I'm the New World Order and I WANT MY MUMMY!

Hi Catnippp *waves*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

Ha ha ha!

GIVE THE BOY MORE MCDONALDS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

*illuminates*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

: D

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McBadger COW, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

who the FUCK is catnip

and what have I missed out on this time?

also - what's this lump?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

sorry it was just

my nose, I'll move it shall I?

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=71716&board=main

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I was wondering what all the TFH stuff was about. What a load of old bollocks. Is he aware that HORSE IS AN ALIEN

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

We're going to have to break it to him gently

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

dunno, dunno and that's ME!

dunno and that's ME! I'm lost

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

is it a wine gum covered in hair?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

/\ this

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

I have just gazzed you and the Prof

with explanations :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Listen, a picture of your cock doesn't *explain* anything

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

ha ha ha

maybe not to you - but I am skilled is divining meaning from the cock...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

oh FINE!

I'll just sit here in a pool of my own ignorance shall I!?

*damp patch spreads slowly over groin*
WEEEEEEEEE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Done you moody git!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

*coughs politely*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

nah, it's ok

it's okI'll set Dr When on him . . .
hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

pah your

ignorance is a mere damp patch I swim in mine as I don't even know what gazzing is or if one who gazzes is gassing

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

Hahahaha!

You've been away too long
GAZ is the mail system at the top right of the screen

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

heavens to mergatroid

I tried to install linux and it took me so long to get it working that the world moved on without me.

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

thanks

now suddenly a lot more makes sense

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

Catnip? Catnip?

Who the fuck is Catnip?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

"and what have I missed out on this time?"

Not the board's finest hour.
Paraphrased: "Ha ha, *points*, different! Let's all insult!"

Edit: as drbroon's post explains, the cult teaches its members ridiculous 'facts', to try to keep them isolated from the rest of society. The aim is for the person to feel "shunned by society, so their only friend is the cult".

Well done b3ta people: you've been a big help right there.

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

Not really.

Paraphrased, it would be more like:
"Funny pictures, what? You believe what? But what about all the evidence that contradicts your conspiracy theories? You mean you don't care about evidence? And we're sheeps if we do?
Let's all insult!"

You missed out several important steps.

(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

I agree, in the sense that what happened was complex.

I only paraphrased the aspect that struck me most strongly.

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

hahhahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

SUGGESTION

Make it turn the same colour as the board for about 10 seconds so it looks like its suddenly appearing out of the page

Then gaz it to catnipppp

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

hahaha thats fiendish

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

"Stop me if you've heard it before" she said ... :

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Why is it always typical comment under your images?

This is lovely, sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

hehehhe, very "Don't Look Now" :D

top work as always AV!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

very arty

i like

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

very nice :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

haha!

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McBadger COW, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

very nicely

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

Why is it always Schindlers List

in your images

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

is the scooter a jewish model?

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

Why is it your images are always lovely in your posts?

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

Looks like album art

in a good way

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

why is it always so predictable in my replies?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

because I'm a cunt

HA HA HA HA HA HA

aaaahhhhhhhhhhh - good joke.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

Nice, I like what you did to the pic

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Aaaand that's (finally) the end of the Quinten arc......whew.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

haha

prodj will be happy.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

You just had to, didn't you?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

what's SA sans jack?

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

SA?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

Hail!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

excellent!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

I haven't listened to them in years.

I forgot how awesome they were :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

2 many DJ's

did a really good 80's compilation thingy that started with sigue sigue sputnik..

well worth checking out.

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Awesome.

Will do :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

sequential art

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Oh yeah

'sequentil rt'

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

Hello!

*shows off EEEEEnormous blister*
*enhurgles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

GODS put that thing away!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

*squeezes menacingly*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

Squeezes

from a distant past

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

Jings and CRIVENS!

ONLY last night I was asked in the pub 'How do you tune a banjo G D A E?' To which I OF COURSE replied 'that's the mong tuning!'
Hahaha! *manhugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

ah yes

my evil influence spreads, actually I have now dropped all my strings down to b flat which makes them just loose enough that I can wedge my pack lunch under them.

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

hahahaha!

I might try that
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

Hahah! you poor man ;)

*huggles*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

gleeeee!

It was worth it!

I only got a blister on my little finger . . . I'm not sure why
hee hee! LULLY to see ya!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Have you been hanging out

with Dire Straits?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

worse . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

You too sir

Sorry for staying so late though, Hilary seemed knackered :(

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

She was knackered, but PLEASE don't worry

but PLEASE don't worryif we'd've wanted you to go we'd've put on our pajamas
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

South Africa? Or South 'ampton?

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McBadger COW, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

South Australia

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Shouldn't that be

Sout'ampton...

as the apostrophe denotes ellipsis....

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

NOOOO

ok maybe you are right

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McBadger COW, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

This is lovely lovely lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

This ^

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Why is it always raining on your pussy?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

I love Travis

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McBadger COW, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

Best of all the WTF!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

This syncs up quite well with Dont fear the reaper

And I love it

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

Cats nod to the sound of cowbells.

*fact*

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)

awww

sad pussy is wet......

(Yoda's Bong Been a worshiper of the dark ones since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

YOU!

you're to blame for this can malarkey, then??

how are ya, chap?

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McBadger COW, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

InB4Cenaris

Cos I can.

[Edit] FUCK. [/Edit]

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

*begs to differ*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

oooo, close.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

No comment

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

you are a sporting event now, cenaris

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

It would seem

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

Oh god. What have you done?

I told you people, I tried to warn you. Now we're all doomed :(

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

Fucking have it!

Woo Jack :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

Jack is never coming back,

Jack is never coming back,
Jack is never coming back,
Jack is never coming back,
Jack is never coming back,
Jack is never coming back,
Jack is back!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

New series of

24?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

It's on now!

We're about 10 episodes in :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

I know..

I'm in a complete catch 22 situation though...

i) Girlfriend has never seen 24 and didn't really like it.

ii) has bought me box sets of series 1-3 for Valentines

iii) wants us to watch them, in order together

So,I either watch the new series in secret and be ungrateful, or wait and work towards it with the missus..

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

So...

She doesn't like 24 but wants to watch them with you?

I'm terrible at rewatching things, it has to be quite a while after my first viewing (like a year!)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

She thought she didn't like it

(she prefers gore and hoirror to bangs and suspense)

but now apparently does.

Not complaining.

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

Well, since we're already quite far in

I would suggest sacrificing a little and watching through them with her, me and the missus did that (I bought him series 1-6 the Christmas before last!) and it was ACE.

Of course, if she doesn't take to them after all you can then go watch the new series yourself, but maybe you could still watch it in secret as well as watching the earlier ones with her? They are very different set ups so I doubt it would be TOO confusing.
The only trouble with watching them from the begininng is that you're likely to find out something about Day 7 well before you're up to that point...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

I'mquite enjoying watching

them with her, and I can't remember as much of them as I thought I would, so it's all good.

And let's face it, there's shite all good coming out recently so watching something old and good is quite handy!

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Old

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Ahhh in true supervillain stylee, the wholly implausible survival/comback scenario

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

SHUT UP!

WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP?!

SOMEONE MAKE HIM SHUT UP!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

...he's ruining everything :(

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

O_o

blimey - nipped out for a butty and come back to that...

What have I done?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

I see their Quicktime

doesn't work any better than mine.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

haha :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Any news on the job front yet?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

Woo!

Great!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

hahahahah, yay!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

JACK!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

OMG PIFTS.EXE

/norton conspiracy blog

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

woot!!

I love thease

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)

blankety-blank, blankety-blank... blankety-blank, blankety-blank

blankety-blank, blankety-blank...
blankety-blank, blankety-blank!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

IT'S OKAY PEOPLE

DON'T PANIC

IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

I wasn't panicking

but now I'm not sure if I should

What is going on?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

they wouldn't tell us not to panic

if everything was ok

*withdraws savings*

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

JUST STAY CALM

IT WILL BE FINE!

OH GOD

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

OH SHIT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

Ha!

Needs more RBS Logo ;)

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

I still don't understand the prize on Blankety Blank

is it just a regular cheque book but with a different logo..

do you get to write a load of cheques with someone elses bank account..?

what?!!!

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

Think of it like a trophy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

so it's purely symbolic then?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

yep

Most famously was the consolation prize, the Blankety Blank chequebook and pen, which Les would often deliberately mis-quote as "The Blankety Blank cheque pen and book." This consisted of a cheap-looking silver trophy in the shape of a cheque book
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blankety_Blank

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

I thought for years

that it was like having a load of cheques that you could just fill out and blankety blank would honour them.

I never understood why it was second prize...

My naivety, would it seems, know no bounds...

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

would you like to see some puppies?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

Oh!

Yes please!

edit: awaits deagostini/goatse link

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

*unzips*

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

i think its a booby prize

probably made out of plastic

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

~~plastic~~
broken dreams

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

haha

clik

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

If they switch the staff for these, do ya think anyone would notice the difference?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

Most likely

There's less chance of 'dad' humour being used. Saying that has anyone noticed it creaping in tt the Hugh Firmly-Whippingstool programmes?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

lets find out

*kidnaps Kate Garraway*

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

My mate Toby would

he's obsessed with the Garrawench.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

I bet he's got that picture of her suckling a calf

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

I have no idea, but probably.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

You mean you've switched them already?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

Andrew Castle called a girl who used to be chubby (pre gastric band) 'enormous' this morning

I'd have the beeb on but my signal's always fucked in the morning for all beeb channels.

*sniffs* I could be smelling gas, but it's lunch time so I could be smelling pickled onion monster munch. Hmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

It's a quality control filter, I think you'll find.

:)

Edit: BBQ flavour Hula Hoops ftw!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Not Andrew Castle. Do I mean him?

Tennis boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Murray?

I don't know either.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

I have no idea.

Damn freeview. I miss old telly, it wasn't so temperamental. Or however it's spelt.

Shit, hiccups.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

messy

*puts down newspaper*

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

yes

he looks like he's always squinting

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Ah, him then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

ha ha scarecrow day today

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

Good god, you've soundly thrashed the stats board, young Sushi.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Have I?

EDIT: Shuddering fuck! I put this down to my not drinking this week and also my duty to the people who are renting my signature getting their money's worth!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

Hahaha Captain Wow's random quote!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

arrangedletters' wins :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

Mediocre's is class too

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

That is only because he is a foreign

and so he types all his responses out in foreign and then translates them through babelfish :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

Hahahha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

phone-call-lol

:D

I am now explaining to my colleague why there was a large guffaw in the middle of our discussion.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

you think he's a joke?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

Hahaha!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

Yes!

This!
Hard!

*digs out evolution / fish t-shirt*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

YES!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

Arf. Nicely.

Reminds me of one of my all time favourites by Mofaha.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

hahaha!!!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

I've made this as a birthday card for my mum, but now I think it looks sinister, rather than just fat and happy....

Is it okay, or is it weird looking? I can't tell anymore...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

Well it would make me shit myself :D

But I have IBS so ya know ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

Sinister for me.

*reaches for flaming hammers*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

hahaha

*cheshires back*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

I think it looks like David Walliams

which could be where the happy/creepy problem stems from
Can your Mum do it better? No? Then its fine as it is

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

Oooh Walliams creepy.... that's bad creepy.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

not as creepy as putting kids teeth in a cat

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

Good point, well made.

*prints*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

Nicely done,

But the missing teeth push it well into the creepy zone for me.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

It was the teefs...

Better now. Thanks.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

Better.

Still slightly cold dead eyes of a killer though

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

The grey lips, suggestive of corpse or android,, aren't doing it any favours either.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

Bloody hell

New teefs and what do ya know..50% less creepy

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

crabsmili

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

New teeth

Massively less creepy.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

It does sort of verge into creepy as an initial impression, yes

I think human faces rearranged onto animals often seem to though

Sorry mate :(
It IS feckin' ace though if that's any consolation!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

haha

You'll make your mum very proud!

(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

Ye Gods!

*can't look away....*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Use this one instead

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

*genuinely fears*

yikes!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

He/She is ace!

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Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

Where's my fucking hassenpfeffer!!

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

...

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Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

Shopped only please

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I happened to catch a bit of her interview with Piers Morgan the other night. She really is an utter idiot, and a slapper!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

A very rich idiot and slapper, mind. So I am forced to say

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Yeah, filthy too.

We've all seen the sextape ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Sex tape?

There's a sex tape?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

Aye,

Very NSFW obviously

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

You seemed to find that link incredibly swiftly!!

Bookmarked, perchance? ;)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

H aha ha!

Nope, first google result for Jordan Sextape :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

Gaaaah!

Well it proves one thing. It's true what they say about steroids!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

if you eat them all up you'll grow up big and strong?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

And get to have sex with Jordan!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

SO don't take them!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

Freeze! Rock!

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

Well strong anyway.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Gah!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

mmmm

wrinkly

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

COR!!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

O_O

What was their deal originally? The one on the right has weird legs and shoulders.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

It's Jennifer Ellison (left) and Jordan (right).

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

I see. I thought it was some dwarf relation action or something.

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

but certainly NOT weird tits

O_o

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

That's what all laydeez look like, isn't it?

I meant that they can be explained through the medium of too much silicone, while the arms and legs just look... well, there are no words.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

you know about the deal?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Pffft, I did hear some rumours, yes

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

The leg skin! Aaaarrrggghhhhh!

My poor eyes....
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

Fun in the country

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

What did he do to them?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

"We know why you're here. It's because you slept with Mrs Giles and that's why Mr Giles has put you here."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

hahaha. Damn 'crow groupies!

You didn't happen to watch Dr. Who last night did you?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

Nope I was doing "civic duties" all night

so no telly...and indeed no food, or beer either...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

Civic duties?

Were you injecting people with aspartame and mercury?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Nope...I was polishing all the little cameras that "they" put in cats eyes on the road

...they really do you know

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

It's OK

You can say wank on b3ta.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

I can't

my eyboard doesn't have a ' '

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

or a K

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

or a

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

The bastards!

"LEAVE SCARECROW ALONE..."

*sobs

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

They're just jealous cos Mr Scarecrow is

Outstanding in his Field.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

SPANG.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

Thank you, thank you

I'm here all week... no wait, I've just been fired.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

thats really

corn eee

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

its an olympic sport

new for 2012
woo yay!

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

We could really do well if we introduced

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

arf!

why aren't you on the olympic committee?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

I think this would make a fantastic compo :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

haha

both-----:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

Wonderful!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

lol

I've been working on a pic in Paint for the last hour, and you happen to post a scarecrow one just before I post it, git :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

ha ha Great minds an all that

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

hahaha tom too funny. too funny.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

Yays

All-seeing eye at night. Quick take flight!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

All-seeing eye at night. Make sure tinfoil hat is tight

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

hahaha yes.

Exflatmate of mine was so drugfucked he was continced the freemasons were out to get him. Fortunately I didn't know TGA at the time or I'd've known it was true.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

Christy...That reminds me I have a mad link on this subject

...really floored me it did

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

All seeing eye at night. Turns out Alex Jones is right.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

But not Alyd Jones or Grace.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

now i get it

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

Hahahaha, that guy's the best thing to happen to b3ta in yonks

Clever tag by the way

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

This^^^^^

He isn't prevalent enough to become annoying in my opinion.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

Exactly

Hes like a sunset, once a day is very enjoyable but Id get bored if there was more than one

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

who? have I missed something good?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

catnippppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

THE END IS NIGH!! IT'S ALL THE GOVERNMENT!! WHERE'S MY TINFOIL HAT!!

.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

Are you saying you missed the tinfoil hat thread

and all that lead up to it?

You missed out man :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice work Bozo Beam Boy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

Surely it should be.

All seeing eye in the morning. Pander fawning.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

This grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining Buddha

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

A Buddha gripped in the mud of an old river? An arresting image.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

*tests cerebral fitness*

*glees*

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

excellent.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

WINNER!

hahaha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

well done that hedgehog.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

Amazing

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

You fools!

De-RIS?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)

Francis Rossi is dead to me. He betrayed his ponytail.

*pats own ponytail in reassurance*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

Does that mean you will get a haircut now then

you fucking hippy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

Envy me more bald boy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

I AM NOT BALD CUNT CHOPS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

poor boy in denial.

The one thing that hasn't really shown up in that pic is how grey I am. Well at least I hope it hasn't...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

Ha!

I admit, I have a high hairline, but it hasn't really changed since I was about 15. So fuck you grandad hair!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

dear god!

this will cause a rift in the space-time continuum

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Does that not mean he has lost all his power for destruction though? Like Samson.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI5LWwC-cE8

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

He is such a good looking cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

Shall we try and win it?

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

Hell yes!

One for the b3ta trophy cabinet!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

Its a difficult question though

if only there were some sort of clue in the article......

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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

I for one am stumped...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

I used to have a ponytail.

When I met Mrs Vagabond, I showed her a video of me talking to camera, during which I pulled off my hair band and shook my hair free.

Inspired by the vid, I then I suggested I grow it again, and her reaction was akin to that of Bruce Campbell at the end of Evil Dead III.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

...as free as the wind blows...

(

Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

taglinelols

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

hard

arf!!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You fool :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

They took away his life

They took away his name.

They won't take his lions.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

Yays

reminds me of this.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

WOO...

...that story is full of ace! :D

(

Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

Isn't it.

most peeps don't realist the cat head rubby, rubby thing is just them marking you with their scent.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

aaaaaaw

i always break down when i see this:D

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

best use of soft rock evar!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

Without even clicking, it is Christian the lion?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

Yuppers

The big cat raised by possible open university lecturers.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

:'o)

But yes those flares really are quite something...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

and the long hair paired with the beardy beardies.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

Oh deary, deary me....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

Magic

Great idea and beautifully done.

(

Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

Ooh...

...bless you :D

(

Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

hahah

great game that

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

hahahahah! how strange, I had a dream the other night that I was playing that....

I've I've not seen a set of that game for YEARS....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

I have a little travel version :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

I bet you do.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

*claps* very nicely done!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

pfff

I remember this game for its amazing dullness

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

i only got half way down that before i thought

"who else could that possibly be?"

(

new_matt, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

Gah, bollocks.

I had this idea. It wouldn't be even half as good but at least it would be mine.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)

Lovely stuff.

Also - what does that lassie in the background actually *do*?

I never figured that out.

/needs to get out more blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)

she administers enemas to news presenters

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

Well, it's a living*, I guess

*better than mine, frankly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

Nicely

My friend Renate's dad designed this game. 100% of fact.

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)

This is glorious.

You have an enviable mind.

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)

do do do do diddle do do

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Seams fine to me!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)

hahaha

the seams and hyphenation make this

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

seamstress

moi

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

Arf!!

Mornin smasher :D

(

Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)

Ning Ninj! How do?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

Not too bad...

...was gonna post, but you were on top (fnerf) so I'm waiting :) You ok?

(

Ninj, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

Not too bad.

Apart from the fact that I have a splitting hangover headache despite the fact that I haven't had a drink since Saturday, and even then it was only 2 glasses of wine :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

Arf you loon, Redsushi!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

Blame Archie!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

everyone blames Archie

*rolls up trouserleg*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)

Well if you hadn't have

written down there that BTO were on Radio 2 I never would have been singing You aint seen nothing yet :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

*guilty Pfffft!*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

Why?

It isn't as if he can give a positive ID or anything ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

bwahahahahaha!

You bad man!

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)

Fuck yeah :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

Think outside the box sheeple!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

hehehe

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

How

bizarre

(

BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

I remember being given the order

"SQUAD! SQUAAA-D WILL NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ORDERS IN THREES! TEE--EN-HUT!"

And being really confused, even though it was such an obvious paradox.

I'll shut up and go away now.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

DON'T LISTEN TO OTHER PEOPLE'S ADVICE!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

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WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING CRITICAL WARNING ERROR
*asplodes* :-)

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

But it's scary out of my box especially as I have it lead lined

huurrrgghh huurrrgh must re... mem...ber to drill air... holes if I can... get out of.... hurrrgh this...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

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