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#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# No argument there
Nicely, sir *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# cheers miss
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Permission to shout bravo in an annoyingly loud voice...
BRAVO
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# \o/
meeeeeeh.

*Melchett*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# "Well this isn't a good use of my time and resources, but I'm going to do it anyway..."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# meeeeeeeeehehehehhehehe
Edit: bah, beaten to it, although my sig references one of his other types of laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# :D there's a little Melchett in all of us.
*wants to make you happy, darling. Wants to make a nest for your ten tiny toes.*

edit: no? :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Beaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Edit: Meta-piss
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# he is shouting BUMHOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# HAHAHA!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
you're fucking right n'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hahahahahah damn straight!
ALL HAIL THE GIBBON!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Gibbons, their fucking you're mum.
Nice one, dubloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# nice one sattsar
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I'm a grammar beetle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# damn right :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# damn right! :) I love Gibbons!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# still not as good as monkey beer though :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# monkey beer is for chavs.
Gibbons is for the discerning primate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# fucking a :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# A Low Riding Puppy 'fo sho' and all thing, isn't it, what what.

I know all the street slang!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAFUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahah epic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Oh YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha... have a pedant!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# yaysers!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# MORE OF THIS KIND OF THING
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Oscillating car dogs: A new frontier of science.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# he sure knows
how to pull a wheel-spin!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Only bikers know
why dogs put their heads out of car windows.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Yes...
It's so when riding at very high speeds you can get hit right in the face by a starling.

Which frankly had the same effect as being hit in the face by a cricket bat, and starlings taste like shit.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Biker dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# there's a frood
who really knows where his towel is
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Haha a driving dog? Nuts on the road!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Wooo!


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Ok so I was bored at work but he is a cry baby
And frankly he deserves it


(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Who is that, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# wet chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I'll never let you see
The way my broken heart is hurting me
I've got my pride and I know how to hide
All the sorrow and pain
I'll do my crying in the rain
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Images, Getty
can't you read?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Neil Warnock
Former manager of Sheffield Utd now manager of Crystal Palace
(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# We don't like football.
Some individual b3tans do, but as a whole we agree that it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# haha
that's harsh

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yeah
Especially coming from me...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# he is a twat
His argument is that he should still be a premiership manager, which would be true if he wasn't shite.. Apparently he quit Sheffield after Shaun Bean threatened him when they got relegated.

On the other hand, West Ham are dodgy as well

*football mode off*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# arf
if I had sound on my PC, I'm sure that would be incisive and witty
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# It is, it's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I remember the football one they did on the radio
"oh, so it's we is it? You have some sort of relationship to millionaire footballers who you've never met or spoken to?"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I've not heard that, I shall keep an eye and ear out for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Was that in responce to people saying 'we played them last season' sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# It's fine to use 'we'
as its a football club, not a team.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# that's the one
David Mitchell is a god
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Then he wrong
and a pedant
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# off side
goal post
uh..

line backer
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# YOU ARE BABIES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I SEE YOU HAVE A BLOG. A NEW BLOG. A NEW NOT ORANGE PROFILE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# You're wrong.
He's right, West HAm fielded an illegal player and so should have points deducted. Simple that's the rules.
The rules weren't enforced and Sheffield Wednesday went down and West HAm stayed up.

(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# but he's correct
in that Neil Warnock is a prize bellend?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Sheffield Utd went down.
Unfortunately Wednesday weren't good enough to be up in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# but neither were West Ham
until they did their dodgy deal with Kia Joorabchian
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# You gotta say it three times at a mirror, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# mublecat sez no , please learn some photoshop.

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# muh-muh muh muh muh-muh-muh muh muh muh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# mumblecat appears to be having
an epileptic fit, I suggest calling an ambulance.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# mango!!!


Click for bigger (24 kb)
(Henry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# this one is fucking epic
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Waaaa?, ele-crap-clops?
*head asplodes*


(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# God, I want to continue playing Spore right now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# euphemism?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
#
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ga
(Henry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# It's a eufemism for I have to get back to work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# words...
...not making...
sense...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# We all know it's not going to happen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# This is very very special and lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# this is
a bit early for the gay shift
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# WHERE?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I think the pretend noob got bored of the lack of attention on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# /board pollution
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# it was the dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# kick the filthy beast in the nuttsack!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# THE END IS NIGH
(Henry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# rorschach

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# pipechess

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# up his arse by the look on his face
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Needs more magenta

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Oooo is it paint crap in paint day?
Needs more cdc
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# today i'm in a happy place as


last night I had my favourite dream about running Geri Halliwell and James Blunt over in a
20 ton lorry
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I had a dream the tide came in and my first floor was underwater
which was fine but then the sealant on the windows came off and i had seaweed in my room :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# that was no dream
it was an horrific prediction of the future.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# i hope so it was quite cool
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# and have sex with the remains
?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Really?
I had one involving sucking on the massive teats of kneeling 8 breasted women, then Bruce Campbell turning into Alan Shearer and fighting a space battle and capturing the entire Afganistani army in a magical thunder crystal.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# today i'm in a painful place
after gashing my hand at the weekend :(

click for nasty...
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# How on earth did that happen?
It actually looks more like you've blow your nose into your hand, rather than it being a wound
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# while trying to run home like a spaz
after going bowling drunk :)

got about 10m out side the place, and right over the first curb I could find.
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# ouchy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# a friend of mine once managed to ice-skate over his own hand

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I read that as "ice skate over his own head" which greatly confused me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# that one's covered in the advanced course

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Is every Tuesday Regular Troll day now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# YES!
(Facebadger, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# MY NEMESIS
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Aha we meet again!
(Facebadger, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# YOU SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY FATHER
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I AM YOUR FATHER!
(Facebadger, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *prepares bucket'o'water*


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# MANGO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Ah... you are confirming that it is Tuesday...


In other news... I reached 10,000 posts on Monday so VOTE FOR THIS NOW OR I WILL SNAP YOUR COCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# One day you'll post a non-attention seeking, self-promotional post.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Nope!
Anyway - How would you post a "non-attention seeking, self-promotional post"?

It is not possible to have a post that is self-protional AND non-attention seaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ._O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Heston Bloomintall
Smell the quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
oh spang

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# his restaurant gives you aids
i read it in the newspaper
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# eat babby!


Sause:
www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/christus/
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Oh I liiiiike that.
Time for a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# you're always smoking when I post
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# like a post-coital fag
except without the coit
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# pass me my musket, shotgun or hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Yikes!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# pinkeye O_O
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I find the Old Masters
really knew how to catch the essence of their subject...
I haven't seen this one before!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Holy Buggering Salamanders™!
that is some freaky shit!

WOOOO, sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# That is superbly done...
... but scary as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# OO Evans
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# niiiice,ive noticed lately you have been churning out quality pics
like theres no tomorrow,keep it up
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# there is no tomorrow
this is it, end of the world
Goodnight Seattle


did you not get the memo?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Don't say that, I've got a week off next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Now you understand why we decided tomorrow?
We couldn't have you roaming free ammoungst the unsuspecting pubic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I WAS GOING TO STAY AT HOME AND PAINT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# so i don't have to finish this essay then?
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Why thank you :D
There are some shots where he looks SO like Lee Evans.
In 'Casino Royale' when he's been drugged and walks
across the road, he even walks like him...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# See, I say "Phwoor Daniel Craig" and women go "yeh, too right phwoor"
I say "phwoor Lee Evans" and women back away slowly, CS gas spray in hand
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# What's with the tumour on the right side of his face?
(Peter_G, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# that's an ear
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I think he's having a stroke.
Act fast!

edit: I mean, that's an ear.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Ear cataracts...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *wooden spoon + calves*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Thats an ear
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I've yet to even see QoS
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahaha...
ACE!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
The film isn't really up to much, in all honesty.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Nicely, sir!
I feel I must riposte:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant as always...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] The adventures of Font Lady - she loves fonts! This week, she's at the dentist...

...she really does have a font gag for every occasion!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Me too - it's that mask, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Hells yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Later...Font Lady is a working Mum:

Aw.. Don't worry - she's got lots more where that came from! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
you lunatic
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# SPANG
SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG
(Henry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Grrrroooooaaaaaannnnnnn

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# he only laughed at that because he fancies her
I only laughed because I fancy you
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# haha I love dentists
In fact, I'm an extractor fan
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# oh yes!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I can tell from that old Combine harvester T-shirt you're wearing
(or something like that)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# argh
rebound spanged
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# haha...
I love that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hands!!!!
use the hands
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# \o/
brilliant, I'm now going to work with a smile on my face, ta Prodg
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Heheh
This, I love.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# "I don't know, the youth of today........................"
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# You should meet them. they're lovely
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
#
Yeeeessss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
#
De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig is a Dutch rap act (and quite a good one). Their name means 'The youth of today"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# bloody kids...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# always two...no more, no less
no less
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That I was not expecting!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# cock
click for nsfw gif
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Meh!!


Click for bigger (294 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# how much?
i want eleventy!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahahaha!!
market this HARD, I'd definitely buy one
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# How long before that is in a shop some where
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahhhaha, you'd make a fortune selling those!*
*actually, probably not... but it's still a woo-full post!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# haha...
blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# too late
Theo Paphitis has already bought the rights :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# ARF! HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] used to be my favourite font...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# squish
clicky
(Henry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Oh Hai Princess Pain!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Oh Hai Corporal Punishment:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Oh Hai Bridget
(Henry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# xXxHere we go againxXx
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# xXxI knowxXx :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha
I think the first font I ever remember liking was ransom note.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# shut down all the font compression in the acrobat file!
^sorry
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I find your lack of justification disturbing....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I have a bad feeling about this...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Know what I have?
Hot pot. Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hot Pot!
That sounds rather good - potatoes or dumplings avec?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# tatties, lamb, carrot.
It came out of a microwave thing, but it's not too bad (and I should know, I make a bloody mean hot pot). Not enough meat, but that's always the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *tummy rumbles*
I don't know what I'm having for lunch yet.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I think you should have
something English today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Pie.
Pie qualifies as English, doesn't it?

Nice big pie with veggies alongside.

*thinks: there's that great pub off Charlotte Street that does lovely pies*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Oh yes, you must have this
lovely pie. I might make a pie at the weekend. it'll either be my patented three sausage (cumberland, lincolnshire and bratties) or steak and black pudding.

I make odd pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Steak AND Black Pudding!
Now that sounds like a Pie of Champions!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# It's bloody marvellous, even if I do say so myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# O_O
Marry me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# You'll regret it....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I was talking to the pie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Oh you ARSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *pushes Dix out of the way*
I asked first!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Yeh but...but...er
I'm er, balder
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Darn!
Out-haired!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Heh, that reminds me of this bit about Hunter S. Thompson I just read on wikipaedia
"In 1970 Thompson ran for sheriff of Pitkin County, Colorado, as part of a group of citizens running for local offices on the "Freak Power" ticket. The platform included promoting the decriminalization of drugs (for personal use only, not trafficking, as he disapproved of profiteering), tearing up the streets and turning them into grassy pedestrian malls, banning any building so tall as to obscure the view of the mountains, and renaming Aspen "Fat City" to deter investors.

Thompson, having shaved his head, referred to his opponent as "my long-haired opponent", as the Republican candidate had a crew cut."
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hahahaha :D
Also, I read that as "...promoting the decimalisation of drugs..."
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# HOT POT
OH NOM NOM NOM, that sounds NOMMY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# it's bloody lovely, sir, but not as lovely as you and your fuzzy little botty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# How goes it, young master Dixon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# ok
Am at home with bad foot and I'm supposed to be on holiday in Rome tomorrow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Oh shit, are you going to be ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Yeh, just lots of hobbling about from coffee stand to coffee stand
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Make himself give you piggy backs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# haha he has a bad back :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Oh bloody hell.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *hugs*
I'm sorry, lovely.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *ARSESLAP KAPOW*
/ac

:D Ta, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *faxes huge GET BETTER SOON smackeroo*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# \o/
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbbbbbbbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrbrrrrrrrbrbrrbrbrbbrbrrbrrrrrrrbrbrbbbbbbbbbbrbrbrbrbrrbrbrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbrbrbrbrrbrbrbrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Frobe Probe approves this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# hahahhahahaha! brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# thats smashing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# This is awesome

*cleeeck*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha!
good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# The blue folder won't save you, J-Man...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# excellent
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hah!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Sorry...
Whats aeiym??
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=55256
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# None of your business, you racist cock
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha.
nice one and just the way he likes it as ther's a framed photo of one of his kids playing with this instrument.

I am having spicy tuna mayo sarnies and grapefruit joos for my lunch today. What everyone else having?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# meh
Had that for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# a Poppazogalou
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# shit
I forgot I was making a sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Don't worry
There's a cup of tea brewing by my kettle. I made it at 10am
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# My drummer'd pay you for that
the more brewed and horrid he is, the more he likes it. He takes his tea bag in, and then squeezes the bag when he's finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# <something about teabagging>
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I like mine really strong but really milky
But like I like my...
...wait. I don't know where I'm going with that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hot pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# tea
and then I really should get going
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Where to?
Foreign climbs again?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Chicken jalfrazi

edit:sadly not made by the greatest curry house in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# garlic chicken
followed by banoffie pie mmmm
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Blackberries.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# ***riverghost's lunch of the day***
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# HAHA
this! (i always forget caps is on when i type the first line!)
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# ha!
excellent build-up :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant

have lots of clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# ah! bad! bad! bad!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# GUINESS??
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
#
(Henry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
#
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# there you go
5 pints of Guinness. Sorry about the wait.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *sups*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# oh hai Michael
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# oh hai fiona
(Henry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I trust this is not a reference to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# er
whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I think you'll find that's a Televison news presenter.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# thats my boss!
hes the chancellor! Dont tell him what i do in work hours please! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ?
Now I'm really confused.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# London Southbank University
he's the chancellor innit
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Ah... gotcha.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# ahHHH.....
no..... not quite


is you want to go down the lacist road
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I'm revoking your internet licence.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Er.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# No, very respected newscaster who just happens to be of African heritage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# You!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I think you'll find
that's GUINNESS
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ola, Archie!
I was going to point that out too, but was blinded by the lolcasualracism...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I love the way, using photoshop (or similar programme),
you have manage to turn Sir Trevor McDonald in to a pint of guinness.




(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# * Other image manipulation software is available,
the quality of posts may go down as well as up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Haha!
Your a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# IT'S GUINNESS, YOU ILLITERATE, RACIST MUPPET
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ^ better answer. Right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# One of my friends had a "Wesley Snipes" as he called it
People shouted "Guinness!" at him across the pub. It was hilarious, really, no, you had to be there.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# quick, follow this up with JADE IS DYING LOLS, ARF ARF ARF!
then perhaps you'd like to post some animal torture too, because that's FUCKING HILARIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Surprise!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# whahaha you win the COCK TUESDAY award
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahahhahaha!!
cock-on-a-spring
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# HAHAHAH!!! LOLOLOL!!!
Brilliant!!! :D im clicking this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# lols!
xD
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ahahaha
everyone needs a bit of cock. Except me.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Ha
I saw a CDC drawn in snow on the windshield of a skiddoo last week. It was rubbish, no pubes, no spurtage, a terrible effort all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# but
your story does contain the word 'skiddoo' so you get points for that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# "My beautiful skiddoo"
Was the title of a level in "Cannon Fodder" on the Amiga. I loved that game.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# classic
(sensible soccer too)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# nice...
needs more pubes.. but click.
(Henry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha, bootiful.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
the expression on her face is priceless

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# looks like
she died happy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# hehehe - very good.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I give you one *lols*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# WINRAR!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahahaha...
Brilliant!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# hahah
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
# happy cleopatrick's day to you all

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Top of the mornin
to yeh....
(Henry, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# happy 1st message noob
3.... 2.....1.....
go go go
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# and to you too
and all the other egyptians out there
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# woo!
this reminds me of a kiwi i met last year. she was a professional irish dancer. only danced when drunk. Just like the pros.
Also, i've lost my GFX tab pen :( i was hoping to do some animating today.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Don't be silly, kiwis are 'it's not 'he and she's.
And they certainly don't have any legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# nonsense
you can see them here:
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/02/images/060217_kiwi.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# get yer motor runnin'

is it just my computer says no or is there a bit of upload gremlin action going on?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# yay! GELO!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# WANTS!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# HAZ!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# STEELZ
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# NOOOZ!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# you, sir
are going to make millions
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# im gonna try and make it for real!
:D *eats* *no profit* :(
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# this is where you make money
people build the pirate ship, then eat it, then buy it again, then build it, then eat it, its genius
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# can you imagine?
all the flavours... edible lego...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I'm missing a two-er
*looks at dog*
*dog looks smug*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I had trouble earlier
but then I think my computer is on the verge of collapsing and loosing everything I've ever done
25 minutes to copy 7 gig from one drive to another!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# That would be a bit poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I'd say it was time for a backup
or buy a external hd and keep all the 'work' off the comp
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I just bought a new one
copied everything across to it and am finding all sorts of corruptions on it :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
#
corruptions porn
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hmm that sucks...I want to clean instal my comp soon
little bit worried about doing it though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I read 'work' as 'acres and acres of eye-watering pornography'.
But that probably says more about me than it does you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# that would not be good
*realises i haven't *timemachined for 3 months*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I want some lego now
This is eating in to my phone's battery
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# you viewing this page on yr phone?
i remember when it was all fields....fields... baaaaa mooo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# fields.... lego.... extreme ironing...

"Just doing our duty, ma'am."
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# haha
have a click from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Unfunny Cunt


Prolly bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# That guy looks like a transexual jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# god we need a new compo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# has it bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# a new compo?
not yet. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# one or two times, yes..
worth saying though, none the less :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# i had an inkling it might have!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# what's wrong with rocket animals?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# absolutely nothing...:D
but that wasn't the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# The compo is what you make it
Or failing that, why not do something other than follow the dictatorial whims of a power-hungry mod with a hunger for world domination?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# ninj bribed the mods!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Let's face it
All it would take is a 7 day old pasty from Gregg's bins. I hear Rob is selling his body to keep the b3ta servers up and running.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I want his kidney
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# why its useless by now
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# it bloody well is!
I cannot see any of these font based jokes thanks to special filters I have had installed in my eyes (a plastic spork wedged firmly between the eye and nose in each socket)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Not only is he unfunny, he has a male beehive hairdo
A FUCKING BEEHIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Just a shame it is full of bees, that are massing to sting him to death
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# A shame, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# It is, think of all those lovely bees that will die
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# They will be remembered,
and indeed, honoured for their sacrifice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Arf!
^ with added 'That would be the only time I waste precious moments of my life watching Russell Brand - when he is being stung to death by bees'

/ranty mode blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ooh yes please :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# And a chin to put
Jimmy Hill to shame.

If you've ever seen a picture of him pre-stylist you'll know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# His face fills me with horror
I can't imagine what it would be like having his sweaty-chinned face and barnet bearing down on you in a sex situation
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# KILL IT WITH HAMMERS
and anal injections of sulphuric acid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Let it all out emvee.
Guess I'm alone in my likingness then.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# you FANCY him
you want to MARRY him
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Um... I would say, on the whole, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
#
whole
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
#
(in the) whole
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I see
playing it cool huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Nings Geoff
dunno why, but him and that Noel Fielding really really annoy me.

It is probably because I subconsciously fancy them.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I'd like to see Noel Fielding eating himself alive
whilst simultaneously shouting I AM NOT FUNNY in Jo Brand's Ear
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I opt for the nuking of both of the Mighty BASTARD UNFUNNY BASTARD CUNTING Boosh
from orbit, after all, it's the only way to be sure.

/tourettes blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# why not eviscerate them both first
feed them to Alan Carr

and then NUKE them?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ALAN FUCKING CUNTYFLAPS CARR
*explodes in rage*

It's a good plan, though.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# that sounds kinda kinky
*orders for a weekend with the missus*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I liked his radio show, but have had issues actually watching him.
Although his live show at the Hackney Empire was rather good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# why do you hate Andrew Sachs?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# he's not the greatest comedian ever
but I don't mind him and more than occasionally find him amusing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# god I hate that man.
Also: I know I'm going to get flamed for this here but by god Stewart Lee's show was shit. Saying "rap singers" over and over again for 5 minutes does not a joke make.
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Yes
I agreed with what he said, but he did it in such a smug unfunny way.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# That was the only bit I saw
I guess punchlines are so cliched.

He and Richard herring have never really appealed to me.
The bit on TMWRNJ were they did the 'lazy comic slags' bit each and every week, was that supposed to be ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# so many times
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# the hunt for hummus continues
tune in next time
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# yes, many times I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *applauds*
:D

Edit: and now with added award:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# gracias senor garuntafutto
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# is that a glasscock?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Perhaps if one is drawn by a Cubist, yes...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# It looks a lot more buttpluggy than cocky to me...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# stick it up your arse then
that's gratitude for you
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# did this win awards?
'cos if it didn't, it should have done
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# haha
nah, fuck all, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# *ahem*
Not so, sir - not so....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# haha! cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Well done that man/woman/other
I endorse this image.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# This is ausgezeichnet
wuh, yäh, huplah, pänauwie
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# danke schön mein lieber mann
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Oi
What happened to your bawls?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# They dropped off about 18 months ago
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# terrible
and without a comb

Ps " ^clicky"
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Mr Fritzl has nothing left to hide...

edit:original
edit2: new tagline from DrBroon - ta :)
edit3: tagline generator on overdrive!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Haha!
Nice tagging too
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# merci :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# the
cad
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# that sick bastard!
smoking in a courthouse!

is there no limit to his depravity!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I know!
some people, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# An evil Austrian?
who would have thunk it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# No one who speaks German could be an evil man!
.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# böllöcks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Fritzl's Innocent
he's being made scapegoat for Michael Jackson. I'm going to hang around the gates to the courthouse and release white doves when he's acquitted
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# you've got to hand it to him


he was a bloody good builder
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
also, cheers for the links, I'd never seen those before and they had me chuckling.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# they're great and shit..innnit
there's loads of those chav/text speaking raf sketches

Armstrong & Miller are great
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# yeh I saw a few of them
the nazi interrogation scene is great. I'm going to have to get into Armstrong and Miller now, I somehow managed never to have seen any of the show, though this may be due to not having had a tv.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# My favourite Armstrong and Miller...
...are their sketches parodying Flanders and Swann (the old music hall entertainers). A brilliant send up, only its a shame that no-one ever seems to recognise the source material!

Spot the difference:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL1zs4OKYAU

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vh-wEXvdW8
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Christ
that's uncanny, I had no idea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I didn't know of Flanders and Swann
but I do see the similarities. ah, good old racist England.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Typical media
only concentrating on the bad things.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# yup, at least he wasn't lazy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# That's right. He also loved his family very much.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Das ist gut. Ja.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha
Incest is a cigar called Hamlet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# HA!
thank you. I was scrabbling around in my memory for a cigar + expectant father joke - and that is it.
Consider that the new tagline :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# yay!
It's yours.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# ta
it's up there - with accreditation :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# pfft!
no problem, there was no need for the accreditation though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I love the idea of collaborative comedy
and the hive-mind on this board could do great things...
*disappears into underground lair*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Haha
"we meet again, Mr. Bond"
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Nicely, and superb tagging, too..
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# danke!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Spot the Leprechaun.



Edit: Paints default colours have crappy greens.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# That's grand lad
But now you know what you have to do...burn them, BURN THEM ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ha ha ha I love that episode
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Episode?
just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahahahhahah, good ol' ralph :D
"I bent my wookie!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Oooh, oooh, I see him.
Are we looking directly up his nostril?



(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# he's standing next to the green rabbit!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# :D haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Hell Spot!
*waves*

Why's spot not in the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# he's going to get eaten
by that massive bear coming through the trees
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Eat your greens
don't forget your beans
and celeries
don't forget to bring your fake ID
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# this reminds me of Day of the Tentacle.
and is, therefore, great.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Oh god, what a great game that was
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I played through it again last year.
It really is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# World's Tallest Man visits Scotland...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Bloomin giants...they niver mind where they put their feet

Top woo by the way
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# i love this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# /wishes he hadn't lost all of his old images
GOOD STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# You!

Hello. How come you lost your images?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Didn't he fist a killer whale once?
Triffic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I bet he's going to splash in that puddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# He chose a lovely day for it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# this would make a great
but very strange wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Needs a bit of purple :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
Time for a "stiff" pint
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I think I missed a few of these....what happened to the oz thingy

did you bring back Jack?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9255825
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# is there anywhere I can see the last 10 or so strips JJ?

I missed them due to starting w**k :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# here, but don't tell anyone (it's a secret) :)
www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# ta muchly :)

[edit]

is all caught up now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# You must have blisters
...from having a w**k that lasted 10 episodes.
(Wize, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# oooooh
I'm SO going to try to make Guinness jelly
the head could be tricky...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# The last frame in this reminds me of the
Vibrator stuffed jellies Heston Blumenthal made a few weeks back.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I didn't see that one
he put sex toys in jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Yep
Big wobbling rubber willies, set into big 3 foot high cone shaped jellies
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# to make them wobble
The sight of him wheeling in a 3ft high wobbling jelly at crotch height is something that will stay with me for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Twas a wonderful bit of TV
Sat in awe through most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# New one tonight!
Tudor times: Sticking bits of different animals together and blowing them up.

I really hate Alex Zane for being there. The best quote they got from him was "Duhh, Heston Blumenthal, he's like a mental food man".
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# *gets ideas* BEER ICE CREAM!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I've made
champagne ice cream before
its just a pity that the girl I was trying to impress with poached vanilla strawberries and champagne ice cream stood me up
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# You dropped this
N

:P

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# St Pantricks Day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I would guess..
He means Guinness should have a double N.
Sorry to hear about the job, hope you get something awesome sorted soon JJ.
(Lemming, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hehehehehehhe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# It's that day where everyone is a little bit Irish
except for the Italians and the gays
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# And me.
I want a bit of Irish!



(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Whoa!
I just gave you £3.23!

Whenever I've had donations it's been about 23p, even when I got someone in 'an English speaking country who hasn't signed up yet' it was only about 52p!

spare any change sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Isn't that a ripoff of a Garfield strip
where Garfield says he'll have a small slice of Jon's coffee?

Still done better than Garfield though!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

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