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#


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(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
#
terry?
(I helped save b3ta! TheDiscoKing is the train station, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# terror?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Terran?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Terrapin?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! TheDiscoKing is the train station, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# The greatest writer
I've ever read
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I thought his arse was disappointing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# That crease where the staples go...
It was very deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I've never read his arse.
You had the braille version?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# That may be, but his vacuum cleaner has cobwebs on
and his missus can't make tea

/trufax
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# My dad went to a booksigning once. Apparently he's a bit moody.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# ^understatement of the year
/been to his house
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Well oh well Captain Namedrop, do tell.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# 1999, was part of a design team working on a project for him
Lovely chap, but very 'stubborn'. His house is very 'random' (akin to a student digs in terms of order) and his missus is a very 'shaky' woman, very nervous.
Couldn't work out how to make tea for 4 people, so brought in a kettle, teapot, milk, sugar etc, and left us to it
was an interesting project :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# that is the best way to make tea for people, else every one just moans about it being crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# come to think of it, she reminded me very much of Mrs. Doyle from Father Ted
/not necessarily the 'G'wan' bit, but the way she walked about with a tray of stuff in her hands.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Did you go into his greenhouse?
How are the carnivorous plants?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I designed him a greenhouse ;)
//as part of a small design team working on it

/£80k one, at that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Phwor, he likes his plants then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I've met him 3 times, he was smiley and happy to sign my books.
He has spooky eyes, like they were looking through my body and into my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# probably started to get abit testy after his brain disolved.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Ftang! Ftang!!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# The ninth planet in the N'zoth system
in the Koornacht Cluster

apparently


eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# haha
whats a ftang? is it like a zalgo? what's a zalgo?
anyway... been reading debbie schlussel's tripe, and all i can say is:

and because of that; wouldn't.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Ahahahaha! Yes.
The replies she makes to her blog comments are hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# i had to post something on her blog
three times, in fact.
she's once, twice, three times, an idiot.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I feel a Julie Moult round II
GOOGLEBOMBINGROFLS!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# YES! THIS!
^ +1 etc.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# It's a baby chick
you don't expect it to be able to spell do you? Jee-sus! High expectations or what!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# expectations?
no. just don't get it. maybe i also should read some lovecraft...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# now come on
she has made this profound quote that should be dear to all of us here, namely, and i quote:

"Many scenes of Dr. Magenta's computer generated penis swinging about"


that is profound. for a bint
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Nice eye action.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# He comes...

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Fun with clay. 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Now add gore and paint it red.
b3ta.com/links/290611
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# fucking nice!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# That looks very disgusting
and I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# *Shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# oo er!
very visceral!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# shiiit
wonderful stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# No, it's clay.
Shit dries out too fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Mine don't
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# They would if you stopped licking them and gave them a chance!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Its just a waste of sweetcorn othewise!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Just me then?
I see two crabs having a threesome with an octopus, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# blimey
pasta has got out of hand . woo
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# This has a certain quality about it.
And brown-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Sculpey is brown.
I think it must be an industrial by-product.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# That is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I want a Break Lunch!Sponser Silence! Shhhhhhh!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I hate sponsored
silences. Just an excuse for them not to answer any questions or do any work.

/teacher rant
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# What happens in a break lunch?
I wants to know!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# they get
beaten up, hopefully.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Ask me about my vow of silence
..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Captain Clive's not being brave...he just hates water
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# But look at that face!
He was born for a life at sea!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# aw...
he also doesn't know how to open doors. poor clive.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I would sail in his ship
and feed him salmon and caviar and rub his belly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Not enough Clive on the board these days.
Not enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# *nods* :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I think Clive needs to be playing with a sock
If you catch my drift.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Started off as a dude with a gun...
Then I thought: "that's really gay". So decided to make it gayer.


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(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Hahah
Murder with pannache
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# He makes wholesale slaughter FABULOUS.
And apparently Khaki is in this season.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# woo
gun fun.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Nicely done.
The gayest thing I ever drew:

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# yays
NIPPLE TWIST!!!

I can sing a gaybow...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# haha. That's
really quite camp.

I did a fairly effeminate sun.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# :D
An occasional fruity drawing is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# FAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Androgynous love is a beautiful thing.
That picture is too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# a rainbow warrior!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Which Way
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# That way!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Way that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Ok
Waahey!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Aarrrrghh
my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Been to SpecSavers ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# he comes...
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# he goes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Wizzo ! that twirly thing that makes the brains hurt
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Twirl with it @
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# One should always be careful of what they put in their profile!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# who the what the who now ?
whoizzat up there in the corner, losing their religion
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# It's epic fail.
His myspace is in his profile:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Cunning, evil...
*blarf*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# *fralb*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# So roll on brother with the wheel inside the wheel
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Of my mind . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I'M BLIIIND.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I SEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Said the blind man.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# So I heard.
said the deaf man.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# You don't say?
said the mute man.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# You're standing on my foot
said the angry man
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Buy a deck of cards and deal with it
said the meek man
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Ah no, Setimret is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# This happens quite frequently these days.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Not mine, but....
Perpetua Motion
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Diagonally yes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# This one messes with me bad:
www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FRS/TIZU/FAWRI3Y1/FRSTIZUFAWRI3Y1.MEDIUM.gif
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I used to have that one printed on A3 in the bog
I had to take it down in the end as you'd get dizzy when having a piss
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# more op art win.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# OUCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I can't see straight now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# the goggles, they do nothing for my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Try'em upside down . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# gorgeous twisting delight :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Fun stuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Cor!
that's wonderful :D
and in answer: every bloody which way simultaneously
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Clockwise, clockwise, stationary, clockwise
Working from the outside in
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I can make the second one in reverse direction
but not the other ones.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# FUCK!
this has fried the internal working thingummy in my upstairs region
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# that's op art, right?
it's not really moving - it's just an illusion.

*rubs eyes*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# up!
swirly joy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Ooooooooooh
That's classy :)

*brain explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# bindun?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# million and one times
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# i got the slogan wrong too,damn :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# ha!
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# yup:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# ah fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Closer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
#
EDIT: here you go. you won't believe your oculars.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# what?
A 404 error?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Meh.
It still insults his post in some way.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# how?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# The webside doesnt exist any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# bad link
ya nub ;) check ur link

you want www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# 404?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Keep mining! It might turn out green
/new episode of house blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Ah made from prehistory asparagus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# no, it was the death cats fault
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# that link was what your name is
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# he comes


literally
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Kill it!
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Ia! Ia!
*chants*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# OQTO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# please euthenase it
with the bluntest of instruments!

Woo..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I might read some Lovecraft tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# woo yay
I'm back now,
No idea why I left in the first place!


*click*
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# *passes*

*lays gag to rest*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# You legend.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Yes
Yes I am. Don't forget to mention my outstanding modesty too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Well, erm
Your modesty is quite outstanding...

Thats pretty much it.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# *unzips modesty*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Fine...
*Loosens belt*
*Pulls down trousers*
*Assumes the position*

Make this quick please, I have a meeting in fifteen...
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Well i can't promise 15 but I get give you 10.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# It;ll do
*lu-*

WHAT KIND OF A-?!
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Sorry
I only speak English.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# absolutely
lest the bubbles get up her nose
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Ummmmm...... Worth a "compo" you think??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# *giggles*
I like this... though I am disturbed by the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I was expecting Zalgo
but was relived to see it was just a fart.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# A real blasst from the passt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# the little one covering his face is genius
have a barnarnar
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I will never sit on another beanbag as long as I live.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Fine action there.
*PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I've just had to fill this bastard in...

Click for bigness
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# hehehe
I'm now less pissed off with things
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hurrah...
This is good news.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Aaaaw poor you
Yer one in two million.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Can't I be two in one million?
Luckily I avoided the spear :D
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# two million and one
I just heard I'm losing my job in 4 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Aw no! That is all of teh suck!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# BUM! (not you, the situation)
Did you not tell them you were a b3tard! We'll send The Fear round!
*shakes grrry fist*
I know their dads!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Are you actually going to go and see The Fear with your own eyes?
You're far braver than I
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Naa
We'll just send them a carrier pigeon and tell it to go round there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# We claim Carer's Allowance for 'taking care' of you. Probably should tick that box.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I'm not sure locking me in the cellar and feeding me pins counts as 'care'
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# GOD
I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT! I'll do I job I just dont want to work in a fucking warehouse. goddamn you useless GCSE's!
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Try getting 'specialist' into your last job title...
they weed out all the shit jobs then.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# that would work if i'd ever actually had a job before
...back to the internet poker for me then.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Invent a job...
I bill myself as a 'creative specialist' which roughly translates to 'Dropped out of art college and now pretends he has applicable skills'
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# For no reason apart from I can.


EDIT: Fucksocks. CLosed IR and fucked the optimisation. I'll never learn.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I wonder who'll sue you first.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Sooty
EDIT: Not fucking EMAP that's for sure:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Thats a cute squid thing.
But will it blend?

*clicks*


EDIT: On this note, I'll be off for a bit, see you later b3ta!
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Aaaaw
miss you already!



*psst*
who was he?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# AFK
be sure to let us know every time you go away from the keyboard...
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# And FBA when you return
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Fixed Block Architecture
?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# google says "Florida Bandmasters Association"
www.flmusiced.org/fba/dnn/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# "folkstone bollock attrocity"
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# A great name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Naa
Fuckin' Back Again:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# yay for little cthulhu
fail for no ZALGO
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# You fail your thumb at me sir?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# MY TENTACLE
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# You only have one?
Fucking Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I HAVE MANY TENTACLES
but for you i will only use one
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Well the other obviously is in the Albert Hall.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Ha ha
I was expecting ZALGO though...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# He felt over exerted after his b3ta ordeal today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *adblocks*
for no reason apart from I can.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# ignores
for no reason apart from you tamper with eels in the new moon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# they fucking love it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# They laaaaaaaaaaaaaaarv a bit of it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I AM LEAVING NOW
everyone kindly burst into tears and cut their ears off in protest.

Bye all, hugs to those who would usually receive them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *bursts into ears*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# *deaf and sticky*
bye lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Next you'll be saying di vinci did it!
Which he didn't:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# You are the best of all the b3tans.
Thank you for being you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# He comes
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Thass excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Oh. Yes.
Fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# *passes the YES biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# ooo!
that's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# AARRGH!
Quick! Kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# haha!
nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I Find the Lack of Fonts disturbing!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# That's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# clapclapclapclapclap
well done

*clicks*

the force is strong with this post
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no but it is quite good
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# it's all starting to make sense
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Hot piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Cheers
Milk and two please.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# WandBagon
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Nooooo!
There's marmite everywhere!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# ....Sorry that was me
I had a lot of Guinness last night...St Patricks and all that...I'll fetch a mop
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# No that's OK
It's very good for the complexion
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# fucking brazilians
coming over here taking OUR jobs, getting shot by OUR police.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I know he's brown, but he's a BEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# and from peru

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Deepest, darkest Peru.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# In Peru, they call it profoundest Peru
although that might just have been a bad translation.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I would like to go to Peru.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I can recommend it

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# So I've heard.
I also would like to go to Jersey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# shit
yeah you're right, just checked.


EDit: yes im sht spella
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# My right what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# foot
always been worser than the left one
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# explains why he keeps running around in circles
tragic

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# It shows :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# yeah
as in he's bear brazillian dan!

chavvy speak :)
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# BEAR SICK YO
that means really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# BEAR HENCH DAN
That means rather large....daniel
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# That's no excuse
Why can't he be a nice upstanding white bear like that pol(ar)ish lot
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# They're not white they're invisible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# oh well.
Forgive me if I thought overdone 'humour' that wasn't funny to begin with was the order of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Yay!
*pearoasts*





*clicks*
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Needs more infinite blackness.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Needs less Zalgo
But that can be said about most things.

Actually this isn't true.
We need more Zalgo.

We need shit loads of Zalgo.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# His number is one greater than speven and one less than spnine
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Citynightlife
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# there's a thousand parts to play....
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# That is all kinds of great!!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ooh
wonderful arts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# That yam 10 sorts of lully.
Also grrr. I just got an automated sales call for suing people!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Sue them!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Hello
If you would like to sue your employer, please press 1.
If you would like to sue your partner, please press 2.
If you would like to sue a neighbour, please press 3.
If you would like to sue a family member, please press 4.
If you would like to sue a friend, please press 5.
If you don't have anyone to sue at the moment, please hold, and one of our operatives will call you a "cunt" shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *sues*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Have you been involved in a road traffic accident in the last five years?
Fuck! They've found me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# were you driving the UPS van that overtook me on a corner going 70mph?
this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# was it on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# not at that point
but i should think (hope) it is by now though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Yes and I don't even have a licence!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Have you fallen cunt over moosh recently?
Try blaming someone! Anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Yes and there were no sign
I'd like someone to pay for my own incompitence so that small children will have to play conkers with saftey specs on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Hmm
I dont know what this is but its arty and scary! :(
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Real nice, brah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Crickey, that's a little special.
A little reminiscent of the Levellers artwork.

Good work fella!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Loving it.
*clickity*
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# yay!
this be fabness.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# last one

EDIT
Previously:
www.b3ta.com/board/9282922
www.b3ta.com/board/9281608
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fuckin' hilarious
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Many scenes of Dr. Manhattan's computer generated penis swinging about;
she's talking about b3ta isn't she
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# HAHAHA
Disssssssgustipating!

*clicks*
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# *dies laughing*
Fuck yes! *clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# *nicks wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *removes kidneys*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *teabags*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# *plucks eyebrows off*
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# bwahahahahahahaha!
This has made my day.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha, that's shocking.
the poor kitty looks in agony.

When did you set up the CCTV at JJ's house?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Its funny!
Because its true!
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahhaha
Clicked all 3 :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahahahah! *breathes in* hahahahahahhahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hahahha
i just giggled like a right pedo at work
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Stunning!
That's a FACT and this is a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Pull my jeffin' finger....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# he looks happy.
(waxdart hello., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww.
*cuddles* bet he's got toothache. Poor poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I'm sorry, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# lols! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# rectanglerectanglerectangle
*eyes glaze over*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Ha haaar!
My oculoglazificatorysugartasticrectangulometer is working!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# BUY AN AMSTRAD CPC464, NOW.
Or I'll chew your face off.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# And so, with his WiiSling David had slain the mighty ZalGoliath...

Edit: A RedSushi Inspiration...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Pffftttt!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# The baby in the sun makes it for me.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Excellent use of the Tellytubby baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# yay!


have some toap with your click :)
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Where he went..
...Nobody noes!!!1!111!L0loLO1o10L
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Its...........
ZALGO!
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# We've done a song
omgzozrz
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Subtle update on my previously posted tEe-sHiRt design...


Click for bigger (146 kb)
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Zzzzzzzzap!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# pew pew pew motherfucker! >:D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I'm sure there must be a paradox here somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# News just in:
Pope reverses decree on condoms, so long as they are not worn on "any naughty part of the body".

What a dickhead...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# well said
what an utter cunt the pope is. An UTTER cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# He just wants to promote snowballing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I had to google that...
Who takes time to draw an illustration for wikipedia!?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
I don't think I'm going to click that while at work, thanks though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# its quite artistically done
sex vector ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Your link is borked.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Right back atcha.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# One of my least favourite mental images.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# What?
Sucking pope-spunk out, or have pope-spunk sucked out?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I hadn't even contemplated the spunk being his.
I will punish you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# bwahahaha
It's probably special in some way. I'll write to the Vatican and ask them what the pope's spunk tastes like. I'm betting on "like creamed rice, except sweeter and a bit more popey"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I know where you live.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I also know where you work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# "... and then I grabbed her boobies like this..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# HONK HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# That's a massive bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Mother Superior.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Such a cool name.
If only I'd not have to give up sexytime to get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# He's reaching for imaginary boobies.
Immaculate pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# The answer to twelve divided by zero is...
Photobucket
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
THAT'S SO WHAT HAPPENS!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# arg!
redundant so detected...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# This is so true.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO DETECTED.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# nice one Poirot
another case solved :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha fuck yes Belgium.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Is the wannabe Mr. Lawliet showing himself again?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# FUCK YOU WE@RE DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Balls deep...
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Come again?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9284444
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
That tells me nothing
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Someone divided by zero.
It melted a guy's face.

It's fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# The joke is "this is what would happen if you could divide by zero"
Anything divided by zero is undefined. Think about it. Six divided by three is two. That is because three goes into six two times. 5 times zero is zero. Something multiplied by zero is always zero. Now take four and divide it by zero. No matter what you multiply zero by, the answer is zero. Since you can never make it so zero multipied by something is four, four divided by zero is undefined.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Exactly.
I thought it was wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Could you also explain it as 4 divided by zero is
not divided.

Tsk. Fucking pointless mathematicians and their pointless pointlessness.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA WIN!
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I theorise that
12 (or any number) divided by zero equals infiity.

Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9284468
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9284461
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9284268
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/489461
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# 12 devided by 0
becomes the number 12

in the same sense that x/0 = x
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I desagree
12/0.5=24
12/0.1=120
12/0.001=12000
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# you're deviding by fractions of 1 and not zero
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# obviously,
but by moving closer to zero and the result increases the result of dividing by zero must be high than deviding by 0.n
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Dissquee
12 people divided into 0 teams, means there are 0 teams.

Unless you then claim 12 is 100%, then 12 people divided into 0 teams = 1 team.

So 12 / 0 = 1

If you split it into 1's & 0's, you can make 12:
1100


True - Zalgo said
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# yes
but there is still 12 people
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# No there isn't
Why would they bother staying if they cant join in?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Hmm
If you had 12 maltesers to share between 0 people, then I'm pretty sure you wouldnt have infinite maltesers all of a sudd.... wait a minute THATS HOW THEY ARE MADE!!
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Then why are they not all identical?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Ah-ha!
Well, clearly they manipulate them in some way in a bold attempt to hide whats really going on.
Fiends.
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
:D

Did you go on to study yummy maths at degree level?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Yeah
Instead of matrices we have Shreddies! Its awesome!
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I left after a disheartening
lecture on imaginary Twirls.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)

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