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Been bigging me for a while this......
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Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:36,
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Or translated for an audience on the east of the Atlantic
Basement Construction for Beginners.
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doogle i've got maddy ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:37,
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Asda Cycle
This is how they help lower the price of your morning cuppa!
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thefwf ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:33,
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pffffft
that sounds about right
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:09,
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Asda cycle turns pig to cow
and back again?
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BimbleBamble ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:28,
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Driving the evolution tractor straight towards the fire and brimstone of non-believerville
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:24,
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THIS DOES NOT LOOK SAFE AT ALL
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:26,
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I foresee this covering 90% of the compo
EDIT: well, now that this has got your attention by getting on the popular page, I'm going to whore my other two entries: Where sausages come from: www.b3ta.com/board/9285407 Where Marmite comes from: www.b3ta.com/board/9291704
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:31,
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awwwwww..
I'm so predictable.
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:33,
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Aw, his little face!
He's so pleased with himself!
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:35,
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Cracking smile!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:39,
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you have just provided me
with the biggest b3ta-fuelled lol of the evening. have some click.
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:43,
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I truly love this :)
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Monty Propps ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:34,
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Meh
As long as it's done well I don't mind. Plus it'll make the more inventive ones stand out!
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:35,
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Agreed.
As I said up there, I'm not complaining. Just taking the piss. (:
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:35,
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have this then
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custard ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:36,
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Oh?
Oh. Oh. *spang*
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:38,
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Spang you say?
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:51,
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oh dear jebus
i sniggered though
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:43,
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Oh fuckinell.
ROFL
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Guizmeaux ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:44,
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Took me a second
But that second was swiftly followed by a sigh of disappointment. Even so, *click*
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annhialus hasn't had an accident since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:41,
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Have to confess
I was rissed by this for too long. But I clicked 'I Like This' when I was actually aiming for 'More' in an attempt to de-ris, so you've got your dues.
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ousgg is not seeking approval ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:20,
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Have to confess
I still haven't figured it out and I've been looking at it for five minutes.
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muchobenny A virgin in horror. ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 19:34,
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Oh
fucking dear *clicks*
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Peej ,
Mon 23 Mar 2009, 14:37,
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Very clever... took me a good few minutes.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers ,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 7:12,
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That made my brains hurt
But I go there in the end. Like the little engine that could.
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Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end ,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:51,
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I sincerely hope so.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:10,
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This post gets my vote!
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:18,
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but...but...
dubya's a believer, a self-deluder... or is that not dubya?
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:32,
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Peatime?
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ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:21,
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no spacktard
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ . Cheers.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:23,
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Aww, you called him a spacktard
on his second b3taday.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:26,
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Pearoasts go in replies, not new threads please.
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:24,
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How I prepared the Burns supper...
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Conman the Barbarian ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:17,
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*closes legs, bites lip*
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:20,
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They're a delicacy...
Allow me to slip this ole thing in here...
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Dr Frank ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:20,
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Bum, Scissors, Haggis
The new Rock, Paper, Scissors.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:20,
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hahaha
inspired!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:22,
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Does bum beat haggis?
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Conman the Barbarian ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:26,
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no haggis beats bum
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:35,
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EEEEUUUUUEEEEWWW!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:24,
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BRAW!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:48,
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Mmmm...
We all know, don't we?
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:06,
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you disgust me, horsey
nicely shopped though
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:08,
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What do you mean shoppe....
...oh god.
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Guizmeaux ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:14,
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:08,
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I think it is a cock....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:09,
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it's clearly Otto
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:10,
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Arf!
I just scrolled down the board, I knew you wouldn't be able to resist google image searching Meg Griffin ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:11,
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and I'm glad I did.
That'll keep me in fwap material for weeks.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:11,
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To be fair,
She is seriously hot.
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Guizmeaux ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:15,
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Ha!
Now do Lois!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:40,
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Or a rice dish...
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:11,
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haha Rissotto!! lolololol
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:11,
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this is making me feel unwell
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:10,
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Hot Dickety Dog!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:11,
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Haha, subtle
yet true
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:18,
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good evening
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:03,
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Word.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:04,
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fo' shiz
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:08,
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Good evening!
Lovely :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:05,
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Drugs wearing off?
I can make this out!! :P
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:06,
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good evening walrus man
i'm down with your walrus plan
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:07,
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Nice 1 as ever walrus! ;)
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..wil ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:07,
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Ha ha ha!
EDIT: Now with animation!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:09,
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D:
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:09,
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hahaha
how crude!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:13,
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hahahaha
and a sly pearoast opportunity
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:25,
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Woo
He is coming.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:10,
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free your mind Walrus
this is great
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:15,
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This is most good, MOST GOOD!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:16,
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Spaghetti Face
Tastiest of the supervillains
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:17,
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Warning!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:34,
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superb !
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:58,
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He'll never be short on work...
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:56,
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Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:57,
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Is he down on his knees in front of this man?
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:58,
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Lordy!
You really are a strange one aren't you :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:00,
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Hahahahaha
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:59,
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Ha ha ha!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:00,
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I always assumed
that they just let a tub of soft-scoop warm up slightly.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:59,
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HAHAHAHHA!
hey..Mcflurry...I mean McFly!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:00,
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hahaha
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:04,
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Pfft!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:11,
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it's why god kills kittens!
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:51,
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Ahahahaha!
Did anyone else used to suck off the icing and leave the (dry and rubbish) biscuit?
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:51,
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Yeah I used to bite it off
the biscuit was soooo shit...but the icing...mmmm
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Sammo ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:53,
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i hated the biscuit
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:53,
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I used to bite off the icing first,
but I'd still eat the biscuit.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:54,
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*joins this gang*
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:56,
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*also joins*
Can we get matching leather jackets?
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:15,
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yay!
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drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:07,
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i ate
the whole thing. you're all scum
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:00,
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i think druid's rubbed off on you...
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:54,
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you sucker off-er type
looks up and down in disdain
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:54,
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Rip the icing off, put it back in the bag, eat the biscuits (Blegh!) then eat the icing!
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annhialus hasn't had an accident since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:57,
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they were all shit,
them and fucking midget gems. Now Tootie Fruities, there was a sweet.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:57,
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How dare you!
Midget Gems are win!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:02,
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^this!^
I ate a whole bag whilst drunk at the weekend, and it was great.
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Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:07,
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Taste
like earwax. A poor man's wine gum.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:07,
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You are wrong.
You are clearly just eating bad ones! I just ate a big bag of Wine Pastilles and I feel sick :( Well worth it though!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:10,
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I've just been bought some chocolate gems
They're ok but they're not as good :-(
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:57,
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Also they look like little ploppies.
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:59,
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no, i used to buy smarties and space raiders like any normal person
iced gems are just plain nasty
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:06,
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Yay :D
And that is why cats beat dogs. dog poo is not edible :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:52,
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also:
my cat has taught itself to use the toilet.
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:53,
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for Jesus?
or just as a hobby?
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:55,
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wanna bet?
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Peter_G ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:53,
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You mean Iced gems are edible?!?!?!?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:55,
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Well,
the iced beat barely. Watched any of the DVD's yet sir?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:56,
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Nah,
been at work for 26 out of the last 48 hours!! I wanted some overtime...I GOT SOME...
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:58,
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Nice one.
I just found a grab bag of Wine Pastilles :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:59,
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iced gem hero!
i'd play that
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:54,
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hahaha
yep, that seems about right
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:05,
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:50,
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French delicacy anyone?
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:49,
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Frogs Legs really come from Frogs?
I always thought they were processed chicken :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:49,
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Gay Harold likes this!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:50,
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Ha ha ha!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:51,
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My eyes!
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Sammo ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:53,
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Right on!!! Brother
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tavish Strongbow is my life ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:57,
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Ha ha ha!
That is aces :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:58,
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:D
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:59,
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hahaha jesus christ
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:09,
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haha
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:50,
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Poor Miss Piggy,
all alone now. Hang on, do bacons come from Pigs really?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:51,
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Miss Piggy has plenty to keep her busy....
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:54,
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I need a pea!
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charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:02,
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Me Too....
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:04,
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Bjork Bjork Bjork!
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Fly Projector ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:21,
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J'aime des chevaux
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:51,
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Plus des animaux :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:53,
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De agostini sold them off
:'-(
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:54,
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Morons!
It is almost like they were making no money from being linked to by loads of internet pervs ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:57,
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You know its still here though
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:07,
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haha :D
bork bork bork
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:06,
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this is where i gets my bacons - just pluck a petal and fry!
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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And people are AGAINST gm foods?
Brilliant!
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:44,
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there's a graffiti tag "GM PLUM" on a junction box down the road
every time i go past it i imagine a plum tree who's escaped from the lab with a can of spray paint
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:47,
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this is wonderful on ALL levels!
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:44,
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aha
so that is where they get 'organically reared meat'
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:45,
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i want to know where the inorganic meat comes from
i'm guessing the moon
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:48,
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it's mainly
cows fed with Strontium
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:50,
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nicely
voo und jay
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:46,
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If only :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:46,
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I want that!!
Woo.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:48,
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Mmmmm, bacon.
This is ace.
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Tart Monkey ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:15,
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Sausage monster
CFB (212kb)
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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this deserves more attention
possibly from the authorities. zalgo was never this scary! by witch i mean woo
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:49,
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It's actually quite friendly.
You just have to feed it enough minerals for its glands that produce the sausage skins, or it gets cross.
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:51,
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i'll do my best to love it
but the bits that have teeth may have to wait a while before i'm prepared to pet them the more i look at it, the more it makes me think of making software
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:58,
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this has not gotten enough favorable replies
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:54,
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:D
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:56,
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let's be honist
this is probably much nicer than the reality.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:57,
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FACT:
If properly looked after, a common sausage will turn into one of those.
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:13,
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True, but you have to have a plentiful supply of royal sausage jelly
in order for it to develop into an egg-producing sausage queen.
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:16,
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I've got a mental image of Elton John in a chicken costume now.
Thanks for that.
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Tart Monkey ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:18,
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Ahahahahahahahaaaa!
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:23,
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Sorry but for some reason I just HAD to do this!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:42,
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oh, they'd still find a way
of bigging up the cows that made the shit.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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hahaha
compo it
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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Thanks...
I guess this may just squeeze into the compo!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:44,
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I can't see an image.
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:50,
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Direct Link:
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:51,
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For some reason that was in my Adblock,
which is odd as I don't remember even seeing it, let along blocking it. Maybe I previously blocked something from your Photobucket.
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:52,
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A cool glass of Pißwasser anyone?
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Greedo You're lucky you found me first. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
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You misspelled Fosters :D
Arf! That is actually true of Carlsberg though, for reasons I am not proud of.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:39,
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And doesn't tknow that food is:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:39,
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Meh,
it isn't as if he has completely missed the point. And to be honest with you, I have gone many a lunchtime only eating beer!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:40,
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good as place as any for a cheeky pea...
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:40,
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hahaha
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:41,
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Hahaha
Though the source image worries me. What was happening to that poor cat to stretch its skin like that?
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:43,
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I hold it in higher esteem than Carlsberg, which is rebranded water.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:46,
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I think I'd prefer
rebranded water over carbonated piss.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:47,
archived )
it might be shit
but it's better than ANY american light beer
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:47,
archived )
brilliant
and it makes me feel thirsty too woo
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:52,
archived )
I never get tired of seeing this
(
finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:54,
archived )
Still
excellent...
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Dr Frank ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:26,
archived )
Oh too true
But when you're a student, you can afford little else...
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:50,
archived )
haha
wonder!
(
sof sof ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 6:02,
archived )
FP Again?
Well done!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:16,
archived )
Impressive
Not sure I've seen the same image FP'ed twice before, congrats :)
(
Boras the anachronism ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:25,
archived )
Two FPs!
Huzzah :D
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thyrf as in turf, but not ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:46,
archived )
Haha
brilliant. Double FP. Now that's a mark of quality right there. Ok, let's recap. I currently have the (joint) record for most simultaneous posts on the FP (3 at the same time, tied with charles hawtrey who seemed to vanish) and now I have quite possibly the only ever double FP. I think Rob should just hand over the keys to b3ta towers and be done with it :)
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:55,
archived )
I've seen at least 2 more double FP's recently
One was the Yeastenders one, can't remember who did it though. It's in their profile twice, quite comical!
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 5:13,
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yep,
definitely gone off you two...
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:59,
archived )
Ninj had three on there eariler this week too...
(
hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:24,
archived )
...ruining
my dreams and aspirations. You just couldn't let it lie.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:00,
archived )
Mine was doulbe FP'd as well, but I got it removed in respect of yourself.
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:42,
archived )
FELINES DO NOT PISS THAT WAY!
/morbo
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 5:40,
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All Lager
is for holidays and foreigners.
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:35,
archived )
Strange, on my machine it has some funky transparency thing going on
With the hooks and skin in the first third of the animation. Still excellent, though. Have a click.
(
tefu ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 19:18,
archived )
Shhh!
You're not supposed to notice the whopping great cock up, you're supposed to say woo and yay, and continue on your merry way! Hey that rhymes. I'm a poet and I didn't....um....realize?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 23:00,
archived )
quick, now do the hole-in-the-wall at the sperm bank!
i wish artois hadn't rebranded peetermans as "stella 4%". it shifted the whole vibe from "civilised lager from the makers of pissy tramp juice" to "pissy tramp juice- now with reduced alcohol" i am drinking homebrew
(
spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:42,
archived )
I think I have one bottle of homebrew remaining.
I really need to start off another batch
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:51,
archived )
Hahaha
Also bbc1 now... OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:43,
archived )
and another peeky chea
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:43,
archived )
RIS?
(
Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:06,
archived )
Seconded
What is the moving thing in the choc. I dont get it?
(
bilton06 is so much larger than life ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:12,
archived )
looks almost...
alien. I wonder who makes these jaffa cakes...
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:15,
archived )
Alien
Would be my guess. Weyland Yutani, arent they the mining company in the films?
(
The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:03,
archived )
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connor ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
OH HAI CNR
I LV Y
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
I WS RDN THT AS CNRY
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:39,
archived )
OH HEY. I SEE THE LETTER SHORTAGE IN AMERICA IS GETTING REALLY BAD
HAVE MY SPARES. JKJ JKJEOEIDPDPRFOPRFOKBBKKKKOOOOOES
(
connor ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:41,
archived )
the partridge is shunning grape boy on the left
for his much fresher looking friend
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:39,
archived )
Can you please come draw all over my walls?
:]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:39,
archived )
SOOOO tempting...
(
ClanSoul ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:40,
archived )
Hmmm
Can you please come draw all over my walls? Fix'd
(
Hokerou ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:49,
archived )
Narwhal Bird FTMFW!
Woo!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:39,
archived )
:D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:41,
archived )
connor
you make me glee. you are gleevil
(
spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:42,
archived )
forgive my sly casual racism.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:35,
archived )
*feels lucky*
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:36,
archived )
punk
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
SKA
ello also :-)
(
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:38,
archived )
also 'ello:)
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:40,
archived )
like any assistance avec le mega london bash? I see it's now 73 already
might be able to assist in more ways than one...
(
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:42,
archived )
wotcha me auld mucker
goes it?
(
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
Nae bad.
Bit knackered though, just done two double shifts!! *nods off*
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:39,
archived )
headbanging in a smaller form
nod away sir
(
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:43,
archived )
hahaha!
the welsh aren't a race. they're not even a country
(
spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
Not even good enough for teh flag:P
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
i planted some leeks last month
this month, a daffodil sprung up amidst them. i have exiled that corner of the garden
(
spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:44,
archived )
says the scotcher
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:43,
archived )
i'm english
i'm just here to ensure the haggis munchers know their place
(
spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:50,
archived )
DIE BY LEEK MAMFUCKA!!!!!
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:49,
archived )
Clicked!
(
Guizmeaux ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:38,
archived )
why thankeee
my first for many a week
(
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:44,
archived )
Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:41,
archived )
Hey look! It's Trevor Moore!
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:33,
archived )
AAaARRRRRGGGGhhHGHhhhH!!!!!
(
ClanSoul ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:35,
archived )
Alright Trev
cool shading stuff going on :D
(
Frogbeat ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:35,
archived )
Hahaha
thanks :D
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
Oh Hai Trevor Moore
(Whoever you may be)
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:35,
archived )
:D
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:36,
archived )
that is extremely silly
but I do like the costumes
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
Hahahahahah
I want a green hoodie with points on the hood, going down the back, like a dino. :3
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:38,
archived )
haha
my youngest has a bathrobe like that
(
polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:48,
archived )
I got 25 seconds in....
...Turned it off
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:38,
archived )
Awwwwwwww.
Me and all these dinosaurs! :D
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:40,
archived )
OH HAI TRVR MR
Nicely done :)
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:35,
archived )
LOLOHHAI
Thanks :D I'm kinda hungry.
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:36,
archived )
Ok
let's go eat.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
What is there
at that restaurant or whatever?
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:39,
archived )
WHO THE SHIT IS HE?
HE'S NO DAVID ATTENBOROUGH I SAY
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:36,
archived )
:3
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:36,
archived )
quoth the raven, trever moore
(
spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:36,
archived )
:D
Ahahahahah
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
That's really good
Superb!!
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:39,
archived )
Thank you!
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:39,
archived )
'ello Trevor Moore
*waves helloy hand* woo
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:42,
archived )
Hahahahahahah
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:43,
archived )
I'll be losing my internets tomorrow - so have a filthy P'roast
(
Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:32,
archived )
TJ: Isketch anyone?
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:34,
archived )
HOLY GUACAMOLE!
AND HAVE YOU LOOKED BEHIND THE FRIDGE
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:35,
archived )
this is what happens when you use a condom
(
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
Need I say more???
Thanks Joel
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:32,
archived )
hahaha
truly disturbing demon
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:35,
archived )
haha!
i like it when the board eats its own, um, produce
(
spacefish bong! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:35,
archived )
Hahahahahahahahahaha
1 more wish please!
(
Frogbeat ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:36,
archived )
hahahaha
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:38,
archived )
Mega <click>
(
Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:55,
archived )
!
click
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addikt ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:15,
archived )
literally the best thing i have ever seen
bar none
(
crab_bloke) ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:49,
archived )
I'm RIS-ing at this one
(
Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:52,
archived )
try
the newsletter
(
gtfomh ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:06,
archived )
just watched it
it was rubbish
(
hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:51,
archived )
Try the first one
www.rathergood.com/demon It puts it into better perspective
(
DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:17,
archived )
that's because "in-jokes are never front-paged" isn't true
(
finnbar has officially retired ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:27,
archived )
it is true
the mod made an error
(
rob ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:20,
archived )
pffft. £2.29 !
Is that for one of those miniature, 1 bowl, boxes.
(
TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:08,
archived )
Awesome sauce! :D
.
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kr00t0n ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:26,
archived )
hahahah bigest lol of the day
wank wank shitty shitty wank wank
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:38,
archived )
Superb!
Though you should have added that it also contains 100% RDA of "Shit and Wank!" :-P
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StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0 ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:01,
archived )
nice
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:08,
archived )
hahahaha
genius, but it may have put me off coco pops for life.
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kingofpork is the king of pork ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:37,
archived )
Where Panda Pops come from,
why else would they be called that?
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:32,
archived )
Gross
but inspired brilliance. Clicks...
(
Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:33,
archived )
hhahaha
(
Peter_G ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:33,
archived )
Ha ha ha!
Panda Pops Win :D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:34,
archived )
haha! Yay
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:36,
archived )
glorious
simply glorious
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:36,
archived )
Ah hahahaha
YES
(
Frogbeat ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37,
archived )
And that's why the blue stuff tastes so good.
Excellent.
(
Tart Monkey ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:41,
archived )
I have a strange
urge to go and buy panda pops now. Damn you and your cunning adverts.
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:41,
archived )
Juding on scales of 1-5
creativity 4 hummusosity 5 best use of tired internet meme 5 clickability 5
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:51,
archived )
*click*
win.. nothing more.
(
mikenco ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:31,
archived )
you've won the compo
already! :)
(
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:06,
archived )
funny on so many levels
(
augsav forgot about B3ta ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44,
archived )
Hahahaha...
WINS!! :D
(
Ninj ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:46,
archived )
Perfect
(
matsimpsk ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:16,
archived )
pure
genius
(
philliph ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:21,
archived )
It drives them to drink... then they get forced back into line!
(
glubglub should be working on ,
Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:11,
archived )
Meanwhile, at the donut factory...
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:32,
archived )
Is that Duncan?
Duncan donuts?
(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:34,
archived )
I donut know
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:36,
archived )
hahaha!
I LOVE THIS
(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:36,
archived )
that's some very disturbing animating
very well done :D
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:38,
archived )
not half as disturbing
as the sauce picture was. Needless to say I cropped it the instant I got it into tattyswap. I think I might turn safe search on...
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:39,
archived )
Where's the fun in searching Meg Griffin then?
;)
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:42,
archived )
holy crap
that's wrong.
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:44,
archived )
WTF!!!???1
:o
(
..wil ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 23:34,
archived )
Ban this sick filth.
/daily mail
(
Tart Monkey ,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:42,
archived )
*chuckle*
Funny :)
(
mikenco ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:38,
archived )
omg
is that hugh laurie?
(
bl33dingsaint how's your father? ,
Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:04,
archived )
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