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# Mr Spleen loves children


(for breakfast)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaha
Is he coming?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Only if the wife sez yes

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Bloody hell!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Arrrrgh x 2
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# jeebus
thats scary :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# But does he clean umpteen things clean?
well?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# yays.
will having them for elevenes do?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# only if you butter them up
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# sounds like a date.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Yikes!
Very WOO sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I just love pbase
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# old photographs are awesome
... woo yay Sir - woo fucking yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# A job for Most Haunted?
Derek's back for his Blue Peter Badge
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# haha
great
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# whenever I see your username
it makes me thing of De La Soul, Slick Rick (The Ruler) and Back to the future - in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# hmmm
i do not know that de la soul song

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha kill her!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Rooooiks!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I bloody love this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# excuse me, could I borrow a cup of sugar, sugar
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Will Alan Sugar do?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hate that bloke
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Homage to Bob Marley



Feck me ...

(I'm going to)
Iron
Like a lion
In Zion
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# needs more jam in :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# wii jammin' ?
ooh ... the segue
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# domestic lion is content with his lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Don't make me have to explain ...
[blatant hint in the title]
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# no... I completely understood that.
I was merely pointing out that he looks content.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# he looks a little bit hung over to me
....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Also, iron-paw is good for rendering zebras unconscious.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# and making
tortoises look and feel 10 years younger
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Conquering iron!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# :D
barry fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# haha
stop lurking!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I scolled down and thought he was FWAPPING!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# hahahaha
i love a spangsong me

SPANGS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I believe I missed a previous compo by a significant margin....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# 'Pressing 4 times a second'???
Who am I? Michael J. Fox?

/nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Parkinsons or not,
Watching the last few seconds of an auction, my finger is going faster than a hummingbirds wing.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# That's why God invented sniping
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# What?
Shooting the other bidders? Seems a bit excessive to me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Needs must
if you want that first issue of Laoded where you can see Liz Hurley's pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Are first issues of Lads mags worth a few quid then?
*cleans up first issue of Front* ;)

EDIT: Fucking hell, what a waste of money!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# and THAT is why god invented bitching about sniping.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I just wait until about the last 30 seconds (make sure your clock is synched)
Then plop in my best bid making sure I have an odd number of pence after the pounds.

And that's that. I usually win.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Your girlfriend
must be a very happy laydeh! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# yep,
nothing a girl likes better than a constant, unchanging drumming on the clitoral hood.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahaha christ!
*tea monitor moment*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# don't laugh
this is my one and only bedroom technique, appart from an early finish, bitterness and recrimination, and a lingering sense of shame and disappointment.

/knows what he likes blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I don't have a technique
as much as a string of increasingly strange physical contortions strung together with an attractive air of panic reminiscent of a single legionnaire left to hold the fort until the others get back.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I like this imagery.
I shall name my wee mockingstalk "Beau Geste" from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I just hope the natives
don't try to take it by force!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# No
Too busy on ebay for any of those shenanigans.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Proxy bidding FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# anyone see an epidode of led ballon
where his cleaner sold his grandads army medal,so he went onto ebay to buy it back,she did the same thing without telling him and they ended up getting into a bidding war against each other hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Took me ages to render this


then I found I missed a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# HA HA HA
why is it always daft in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# you're always bloody moaning
I'm out of here!

Goodbye b3ta!

*flounces*




This is in no way at all a dig at anybody or anything. Freebs enterprises Inc ® takes no responsibilty for anything whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# how the chuff is THAT^
moaning?

also - you haven't had any emails from me in a thick Nigerian accent at all have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# ye-eessss
I have


n't - no



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# well - they weren't from me
so don't send me that phone I asked for because I'm not paying for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *hits hard*
it'll never take to that timber either, there's no key
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is it for a game? LOW FUCKING POLY(filla)!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# You sir...
...are bonkers. Tis why I love you so...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# :D
You bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
#
groan!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Pfffft
You loon!

*throws in the trowel*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# AHAHAHA
you loon :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# :D

morning freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahahahhahah! you utter loon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Ha ha
Love "This"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# builders' woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# New from Airfix
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# No pubes - Not real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# The perfect Easter Gift!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# exactly 40 minutes since your last post eh...?
WOO YAY

in other news - some cunt's been in my gMail account and set it to forward everything to a yahoo account, then (s)he went into my eBay account and tried to buy a load of phones.

ARG - I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# That's a bit wanky.
*quickly covers tracks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# :O
Anything go through?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# nope
they're either a freaking genius and they'll lulling me into a false sense of security by being a useless identity fraudster, or they're useless identity fraudsters -- just sent a load of messages offering to buy phones instantly. I've changed all my passwords, turned off paypal and things...

I assume it's because I have like 6 passwords which I use - probably accidentally used the same password as I have for my email address when I set up an account somewhere (with my email address) ... that's the only thing I can think of - that or someone has a key logger on a PC I use...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# wasn't that news yesterday?
surely it should be "In other updated stories" now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# yes
how did you know it was yesterday...

sus-PISH-ous!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I read the board
de-lish-ous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# oh - did I mention it yesterday
ha ha ha - not much happens to me obviously...

in other news - I had pizza for tea last night!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# what kind?
what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind what kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# erm - anchovie, egg, proscutio
... bannoffie pie for afters

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# eww.
lose the anhovies and egg, add some blackjack and hookers, forget the pizza and you've got a deal.

Also no blackjack.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
good call
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Erk
How horrible :( Have you saved the day?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I assume so -
I've changed all of my passwords (even on things they couldn't have got in to - I hope) and I've reported them to yahoo (who will do nothing)... eBay have sent messages to everyone he got into contact with and I've disabled by PayPal account for the moment

they turned the POP/IMAP forwarding on, so I'm a bit concerned that they've downloaded all of my emails and they're going through them :(

there shouldn't be anything - but there's a lot of soppy emails to MrsUC I don't like the idea of someone else reading :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# oh dear, you've been sleepsurfing again?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Dirty feckers

shall we make fun of them, collectively?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *gets "glue" everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *sticky hugs*
morning missus - how's everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Mostly alright, apart from stupid midwives scaring the bejesus out of me.
Why are you so tired? Have you been up all night making interesting garments out of tweed?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# fecking midwives
no - just not sleeping well ATM - it may have something to do with my PS3 and the fact that missus undercover isn't in the flat at the moment to tell me when it's time to go to sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Yep, that'll do it.
Mr Bucket falls asleep on the sofa with the dog on him when I'm not there to nag him.

Also, this sort of thing won't swing when you're a medical student, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# wait a minute
there's going to be swinging?

... I'm not sure how I feel about that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Oh come off it.
Who do you think you're kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yep
all the medical students I lived with were paragons of responsible timekeeping. they never stayed up until 5 am the night before a major test so they could watch all three back to the future movies while drinking whenever anyone said "time" "doc" "marty" or "biff". Nosiree.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# yay +click

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Ta Floppy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# very handy
woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I can just imagine the conversation in teh hobby shop:
Hi, my balls aren't sticking to my cock properly, do you have any superglue?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Not being funny, but I am questioning your scale slightly...
Mr 20 foot cock boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Well...
...I don't like to brag...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Why is it always sinister in your images?

cfb - 87kb

Sorry for lack of hummus...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Why is it always sinister in your images?

and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Why is it always sinister in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# very very woo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I should scheme more
... I think I'd be good at it.

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# He seems to be trying very hard to ignore your tag.
but he is well done, so woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
#
(doogle i've got maddy, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# swingers eh?
what have you done to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# he toaped it.
called the president of the USA "brown" as if the similarity of name and skin colour were funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I believe there are racist overtones to the headline
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# oh fucking hell
so there are...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# ?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Holy shuddering FUCK!
*fears - BIG STYLE*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# :)
They're all scary in their own special way
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# arf
Is reminded of

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# You want me to put which end WHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# lmao
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Took a bit of looking
But I understand now
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# yeah, like, it's funny coz he's a funny colour, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# It's funny 'cos he's not black.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Spruce Forsyth
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice to tree you, to tree you... nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# ha ha ha
oh you awful cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# ha ha
wonderful - HOOPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# nice to see yew.
where's Anthea Red Fern ?
(doogle i've got maddy, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
#
ouch and oof :)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
you plank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha, this is great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Peppers Tree approves!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Spangsong teim


happy foolnings everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha
you numpty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# numpty is what i does best
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# what the hell is happening in his crotch?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# It appears to be a face
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# hahahaha
hooray for cockfaced zips
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I believe Wordy's Africa cousin is stashed down there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Robot Mexicans about to get on a tandem from above.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# either that or they're both pissing on a dead dolphin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# *squints*
I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# *squints*
and dress to the left by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# i disagree
it's obvious that the robot mexicans are seperated from each others love by a high and impenetrable border wall
......probably ending in a suicide pact and tragedy for all concerned :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha
more's the point...why are you looking at it?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Mr Mojo's Risin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# This reply deserves more recognition.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ooomf :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# there's no come on that baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# would have spoilt the flow of the song
but i take your point
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# it's a good job I'm still
sleep deprived and find everything nervously hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# lovely stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahahahah, you loon, have a SSSPPPPAAANNNGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Girl, you couldn't bite my wire
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Level 9, it's always Level 9....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# keep 'em coming
another great one sir


Ning!

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *catches before Freebs escapes*
You Must Stay!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Mornin Bilbo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# freebs
*does a dance*

do you like my dance?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Hehehe - very good, sir.
:D

Also: Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Morning JP!
Keep yer head down today. Don't let them oiks get you in the G20 riots...sorry, gentle protests!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Oh, I intend to.
It'll be a good excuse for taking a quick nap.

;-)

By the way...on a not unrelated matter:

big.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Wowzer that's fab...
I demand you make these and sell them to Airfix! Hamleys here you come :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# :D
I love Hamleys.

They have a fabulous Steiff department. Best cuddly toys in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# wait just a minute
... is that what I think it is (something you've applied your magical touch to)?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Well, it's a render, if that's what you mean, my fine fellow...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# well then it's one of the better ones I've ever seen
you clever old stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I may just have to marry you, do you know that?
And no, you don't get a say in the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# on the news last night there was a dapper looking old stick
in dickie bow and suit "... it didn't stop me dressing how I want to when the IRA started bombing the city, these piddling little pricks won't stop me now!.."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# You're very kind,
I've not been called dapper in a long while...

;-)

*edit* Yeah, I know, not a very good 'comedy misunderstanding', really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# you know you're excused almost anything
also - as I think I've mentioned - I'm lacking sleep so everything is both hilarious and a cause of anxiety :D

*giggles nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# You have both my sympathy and empathy, sir.
I'm so bloody tired I fell over trying to get dressed this morning. I nearly gave up and went back to sleep right there.
The shame of it!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# goodness
the ignominy of it all!

desk-beds are probably the solution
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# :D Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Ning...
Yam :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Ningles ninjles :D
How's the gout?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Nearly gone thanks!
And bless you for remembering *hugs* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# ar very good
small tj: if I were to make a website that looked like the BBC's one (without actually nicking any of their stuff), are they gonna take exception?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I think you're fine as long
as you don't steal anything that's copyrighted, aren't you?

Mate of mine did a spoof news site based on the Guardian and never had any problems
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# right
that's all the legal advice I need


*proceeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ace
That's my next career move sorted then.

I'm gonna set up my own Web-based law firm.
I'll base the website on BGR Bloomer's
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# You've already paid for it, so I can't see any reason why not...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I'd say they'd unleash the hounds..

but half the fun is in the running away
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Yeah I think they would tbh.
I guess it depends what you use it for.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# hahahahahah! poor old 'trooper. Even on a computer game he can't shoot straight :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ning Shtevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha damn you level 9!!!
Grrr. Had my bosses brother routing round the basement for some stuff. He then comes to tell me that it's a complete mess down there.
It's only a mess as he's been dumping old beds down there and throwing all the neatly stored stuff out the way to do so.
I keep having to tell him over and over again. I lease the business off his brother, not him. He has no investment in this company. The fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# did you check for Austrians?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Naaa only the illegal ones.
We only keep the illegal ones down there:P I've actually had to tell his brother that I only want him here if it's really necessary as the used to hang round leaning on the walls in the narrower parts of the hostel so that if any women need to get past they have to brush past his massive girth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# All those dead prostitutes bodies have to go somewhere, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I have it on good authority that he is a regular customer of the ladies of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Sounds like a real charmer.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# He really is disgusting.
He's fairlywell off as his brother has looked after him but he is just gross.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I can lend you my Acme Decapitation Cheesewire kit,
if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Naaa
It wouldn't get through his bellend:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# nice
/stormtrooper related repost
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Wants one!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# :D
Could he be having trouble because he's using it upside down?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# He looks how I feel atm...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# NinjNingles
very woo Sir - very woo... I espcieally like what I assume is a mirror out of focus at the other end of the room

:)

vun de bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Mornin Prof!
:D Fankoo
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# He's such a card, that Gordon !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# he's got a tiny little horn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# IT'S COLD ALRIGHT?
STOP LOOKING AT ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# *honk*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha. He coins the phrase; A April Fool is not just for April Fools.
Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! The Americans are going to do a version of Shameless!
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# It will suck
I can see it being set in Alabama
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Yeah
But it'd be fucking hillarious if the put Frank there:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Ah yeah
if they do him well then it won't suck as bad
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# No I meant the actual Frank Gallagher.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# They already have done.
It's called Desperate Housewives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# that was supposed to be good
all these American serieses that were supposed to be good

I only managed the first 20 minutes of Lost
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Lost was silly. How long can you stretch out the premice of
"OMG STUK ONNA ISLAND WID CRAZEE OTHERS!!1"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I too watched about twenty minutes of it.
I mainly refused to watch it because of the obscene amount of hype over it. Generally if they need to hype a programme so much it's going to be lacking in substance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# That MIGHT work
if they set it in space and pretend everyone in Manchester is an android cheerleader vampire from the future sent back in time to eradicate stereotypes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Ah, they sent you the script too huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Yeah - did you read the gumph they sent with it?
".. imagine The Wire meets American Idol; A grizzled no nonsense karaoke spaz has 24 hours to find his FRIENDS who he has LOST, the HEROES ROME around the countryside collecting DEADWOOD erm DEXTER CHEERS CSI ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I didn't get that
I just got an offer from a book club with a free imitation zircon crystal effect neckace.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# lucky bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# This I would watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# That's just as inappropriate as if they tried to make
a version of 'to the manor born'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ha! but set in a downtown New York pizza place, with teenagers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# oh yeah, joan rivers is probably still young enough to play a teenager.
She had to sell the pizza place she inherited, but leases the upstairs flat from it's new owner played by Ashton Kutcher.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
Or Dad's Army.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# What a card!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# :)
he's got such a little head and a little horn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# From the people who brought you Facebok


(Apologies if it's been done - I've been away for a while.)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha this is funnier than I thought it would be
/click!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# ^This
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I do not get twitter at all
I signed up then just didn't understand it.

This appears to sum it up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I learned yesterday about something related to twitter called 'the fail whale'
I have not bothered to find out what it really is - although I can guess, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# very much this^
it just seems an 'idea too far' for any practical purpose
/this being said, having only updated my status 3 times since joining a good many weeks ago, I still have people following me and being added on a daily basis.
/the curse of sharing a name with someone famous
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha
you should just update your status to say you're working on a new Star Trek script or something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# strangest name 'following' me : Effie Wang


I'll change it to 'has just seen the final cut of the new 'trek film, and it looks awesome. You're all going to love it'

... and then wait...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# you should post clearly made up spoilers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# ^ this
with perfectly polished adamantine bells on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I'm taking suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# haha
I share a famous name too (althogh not very notable in celebrity terms) I shall have to check to see if I've caught anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Pretend to be on a 'project' with TGA - see if you can get it in the papers :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Bah
I wouldn't have added you on facebook if I didn't think you were him!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha, oh cheers! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I see no diffrence
useless people spreading useless information about their useless lives *goes back to making stupid shops for b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I thought that said 'shoes'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# haha
I love making useless shoes for b3ta ;) I made you a pair without soul
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# hahahhahahahah! ok, that's getting my first click o' the day!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I'm tempted to buy twatter.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# you actually have losers who connect twitter to other clones
that copy and copy and copy and loop al their useless tweets or messages...:( like twitter to facebook to hyves to orcut to wordpress to etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# These people need help, maybe

It's a desperate cry for attention in a digitized world, where they no longer can make actual conversation in real life, to real people. Also, they all have really small penises.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# and own a audi
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# lol omg k thx bye!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I'm on hyves, despite not speaking any Dutch.
I have a couple of internet-only friends in the Netherlands as a result...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I'm sure you're amazed by how shit that website is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Yup - the three times a year I visit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahahaha
Binty looks a right goer!

/hasn't had a shag in far too long blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha, 'strok'.
I am hungover. This made me laugh and it hurt. Please help me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# *HELPS*
I AM STANDING BEHIND YOUR EAR, SHOUTING VERY LOUDLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# It can't get any louder than it is already. There are about three different strands of radio playing simultaneously at my work.
It's like the world's shittest fairground.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# you know you're hungover when even the fizz in Lucozade is too loud
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I've already had a bagel, the sugariest cup of tea in existence and three cups of water. None of these has worked.
I AM BROKEN.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Where do you work that allows this sort of aural torture?
In your lunchbreak, strealthily remove the fuses from the radio plugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# and have they got a licence for it?
this used to happen in my old office

there was only so much of the Ting Tings I could take
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# It's a radio station, so I'm pretty sure they've got all the licencing bollocks going down.
Hot Christ I wish they hadn't.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha
Biddyfeed is making me lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Fanta stick!
I'm another "can't fucking stand twitter or facebook bollocks" person so this has my full support. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
this is excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# HA!
how very apt :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# This gets a clickety!
And to those of you sounding off about Twitter/Facebook and any other networking bollocks I say that this is what I'm hearing from you
"Wah! Wah! Wah! I don't understand the Internets, it's all moving on so fast! I'm so cool because I don't interact with anyone, ever!"

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of people about who say the same about B3ta.

Now, wind your necks in and please remain seated on the anti-twitter bandwagon until it has come to a complete stop
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I have to agree
that b3ta is less readily understandable than Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# b3ta's purpose is to make (and er ... appreciate) images
twitter's purpose can only really be to write/read short bits of text.

most people can write 140 chars, therefore there's not much skill involved, therefore it's obviously all nonsense

QED.

(brought to you by the tenuous logic department :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# But more fun...
At least if I make friends on here I can gather whether I've got anything ion common with them.

These people who acceot friends invites willy-nilly on Arsebook just so they can say "ZOMG I GIOT 4000 FRUENDS"... it's a bit sad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# *adds*
it's funny, I get bored of most internet things after about 3 weeks

I haven't got bored of b3ta yet, in 5 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# WOO!.... oh HAI popular old lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Ha ha, I'm loving the attention to detail.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# This is excellent
Love the Werthers ad... :-)
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# This is brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# You need to meet my Nan
She spent hours last family gathering explaining how she didn't like Sainsburys any more and that the pelican crossing right outside her house on direct route to the shops was all wrong.

Ooooh, isn't it awful.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha
old folks are funny

they get the shit bombed out of them during the war

and they seem to be more concerned about the price of peas
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I likes this.
Especially FrailJudy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# i'm getting rusty
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Top tip: don't stand out in the rain too much

I rather like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Its the sun that makes me rusty
The pain of being strawberry Blonde
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# EEEEEEE!
Why you make the fluffy thing unfluffy? Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Because i have the POWAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Image Challenge: Giant People
What would the world be like if everyone suddenly
got really big? Open your Photoshops and show us.

Challenge suggested by Polo R. Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I suddenly get really big every time I open up the p0rnweb
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I'm allergic to porn

makes my sex cock all swollen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# OH MY GOD, IT'S APRIL FOOLS DAY!
edit: is there some kind of irony holding the G20 summit today?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# That and the financial new year ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# You're not the real Ronaldo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] SIlly fraser
half of b3ta gets really big when they wake up in the mornings anyway!

OK Compo entry!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# fact
I'm actually still limping around at the office
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# That wasn't the kind of foot I was talking about:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Isn't this the same as the 'make everything else really small' challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# topicalg20lolz...

sorry if bindun
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# meh
I'm having another cup of coffee...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Tea is what you need, crazy Dutch man!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hahah
nah, tea is not my cup of tea you see
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Indeed indeed!
I like coffee from a proper coffee shop, but mostly I like my drinks made from leaves of tea tree.

This has been an interesting exchange. Good day! *tips bowler hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# We have coffee @ work made from fresh coffee beans
:) dark roasted joy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# We have a machine that actually GROWS the coffee plants from seed.
Takes bloody ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# So
you like a proper cup of coffee from a copper coffee pot?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Noooo!
Tea is your friend!!!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Do you guys have shares in the tea business?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# In mother Russia tea has shares in you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I don't know who G4 are!
But if I did, I would probably laugh a bit like this: "Flah-HA! mmmf"

(I'm eating crumpets and tea)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# they were a shitey opera-boyband
like Il Divo but with less class

they've got this great dance where the height of their arms depends on how many steps they've walked down
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# arf - In other news
I'm attending a glitzy corporate event tomorrow at the East Wintergarden, which is next door to the Excel Centre.

I will be turning up in black tie along with my colleagues and should present an easy target for egg-throwing crusties!

Rah Rah Rah - we're going to smash the oiks!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Look what I found in my garden this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Ha!
Gayest Gnome Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Gnomes are so awesome
with their little tight pants and stuff

When I grow up, I want to be a professional garden gnome and make people happy and cure aids and ride a pony and fuck a unicorn up the eyesocket
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# You do know that ponies don't actually exist, do you?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# *dies a little inside*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Your mother stuffs socks in the hall!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
Officelol x 2

Goedesmorgens m'neer.

THE FLY vanavond op RTL 7!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Oh cool
I might need to watch that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Hahaha.
'ningles all. Sorry I saw that and thought he looks smug.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# pfffft hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Vrrrrm... Vrrrrrm... Beep Beep!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Was someone a dick this morning?
You should make one for corsa drivers- not being able to park in one space rather than two and also not knowing what land is theirs and what land is mine.

Ach. I have an awful half-day of work shadowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# I love driving like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# hahahaha, too true!
'ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Ningles Stevie!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# all is surprisingly excellent! And your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I'm alright ta.
Apart from the bastards at eztv playing silly buggers this morning for April Fools :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I'm proper RISing at the eztv thing
*feels thick*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Well they are normally a tele show
torrent site, but today they have made it all sports.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Arf!
Also, www.eztv.it .

FUcking April Fools!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Did they copy this from the BMW manual?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Ohhhhhh, BMW drivers are such pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I borrowed a BMW for a week once ...
... becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy as everyone treats you like a prick when you're in one anyway
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# There's one that lives near me.
He's yet another person (like the aforementioned corsa driver) that has a garage, yet likes to use mine and my neighbours' land to park on. Presumably because he's a cunt. One of my neighbours left a note on his car saying 'you don't live here so don't park here' - the next day it was gone, but the car wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# My neighbour likes to park up AGAINST my gate
despite his parking space being directly OPPOSITE my gate. I watched the cnt leave yesterday and he USES HIS FKING PARKING SPACE TO TURN AROUND. PARK IN IT THEN YOU CNT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Some people really shouldn't be allowed to drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# When people park outside my house...
As it is a private road and entirely my property, I get somewhat annoyed when people pull up and leave their car outside my house all day.

I find a very polite notice asking them to not do it again works. But it only works if you glue it to their windscreen with LOADS of pritt stick mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I paid a good few thousand for my bit of outside floor
I want it back, damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Indeed
I get especially annoyed with people outside my house as I pay for the fecking road to be tarmaced!

Get orf moy laaaaand!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# You need a Land Rover then
If it's on yours laaaand youm juz tow 'er orf and leave 'er zumware else.

Also you don't need to brake if a BMW driver cuts you up.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# It was hard to choose between them.
But Audi seems to have the edge at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# ^^ this
Ive never seen an Audi being driven by a prick..it seems people are only now picking on Audi drivers because Top Gear told them to.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# GET THEM, BOYS!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA - YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kapowie! Bam! Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:06, archived)
# a google search for BOCKO! brings back this
www.flickr.com/photos/dalasv/345083343/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:08, archived)
# BOCKO!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:15, archived)
# Bocko Bag!
Reminds me of George Costanza's password and favourite sauce - Bosco!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)
# HAW-HAW-HAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:08, archived)
# "You interest me.. strangely."
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1RqxHQOG7w
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:12, archived)
# oh shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=exhNT2_bHs8

Robin always was kind of a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:16, archived)
# I still remember the lines from every episode.
Was on endless repeats afternoons and saturday
mornings when I was young. Same for Spiderman.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:22, archived)
# That was the same here.
Actually also, I was watching an episode of Thunderbirds the other day, and I hadn't seen the show for ages and I still remembered the dialogue!
Unbelievable
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:27, archived)
# The finest Batman moment EVER!
And Jill st John... oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# OH SHIT
I wish I could click this thrice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:12, archived)
# Dr Chike was the best Riddler.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:14, archived)
# "Please my friends, riddle me this. Riddle it to me."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:16, archived)
# So was Jayant Patel
The fake Queensland doctor that fooled them all
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:29, archived)
# CLASS OF MEME 'EM HIGH 2009
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Oh FUCKYEA!

I want to click this always
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:17, archived)
# Glue your hand to the mouse.
and 'Ning to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Morning

Shit, I need some coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Yes I could do with another caffeine hit actually
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:39, archived)
# this is a thing of which there should be more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:17, archived)
# This is awesome in so many ways
'ningles wonderful people of the board
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Walrus Man's infected astronaut in 3D.
cfb 200k 1024x768
Walrus Man's original
www.b3ta.com/board/9293940
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:10, archived)
# OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
FP THIS NOW! ;)

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)
# FP!?! I LOL, LOL.
Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:28, archived)
# THAT'S PRETTY FREAKY, BOWIE
 
Woo, and indeed, yay, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:22, archived)
# I'm eating so much pasta right now, dude
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:24, archived)
# Looks like his spaceship knew when to go.
And where! Like away from the tentacles at speed.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:30, archived)
# Is it cold in space, Bowie?
Would you like to borrow my jumper, Bowie?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:00, archived)
# : )
 
wow, look at all these Conchords rip-off shirts..
6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/Its-Business-Time-p-11282.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:29, archived)
# That shit's wet, man
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Wet with organic space slime.
Pesky stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:31, archived)
# Woo!
that's great:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:48, archived)
# HELL YES
there have been some rather special things posted today.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:14, archived)
# A good day, yes.
Glad you think this counts among them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:23, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)
# I pity the Foo'
nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)
# have this


why is it the funny pointless ones that bypass my spam filter?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:48, archived)
# You've been B&!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:05, archived)
# I got that one
it was the first one i'd got in months.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:17, archived)
# I really don't see the point of sending those messages
They're not even trying to sell you something. Is it a test run? An attempt to test a new way to test a virus in the source code?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Got that too...
Was wondering what the point was.

DId all B3tans get that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# MAST CAT IS WATCHING YOU....
THREADJACK IT IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I AM TYPING IN CAPS YAY
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Happy B3tatiems!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY!
AND MANY MORE ETC
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:58, archived)
# H3D SOF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:03, archived)
# HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY SOF
LARGE LETTERLY LOVE TO THEE

ALSO IT IS SIX PM

we had a capital jape this morning (April 1st)
came in to work and they'd only taken the bloody doors off
doing some glazing without telling anybody in the building
all blocked up with scaffolding til after lunch
capital japes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:05, archived)
# I did an even better april fool's jape
I called in sick then went to the doctor and pretended i was sick

he gave me a jar to poo in and a note saying that I can't go to work for the rest of the week

I haven't pooed in the jar yet because it was after midday when I got home
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)
# What type of jar did you select, Nutella or Vegemite perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:15, archived)
# yeah I was going to stay home too
and be all like AHA! APRIL FOOOOOLS when they finally tracked me down

but it's been a good day
workin' an' a-shirkin'
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:22, archived)
# Fill the jar with dog poo
and inform us of the results - top japery and highjinks right there! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Merry Lampoonery-Filled CandleDay!
*toasts* \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:27, archived)
# HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!
Click for bigger (191 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:32, archived)
# CAPS WHAT MOTHER FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:43, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:58, archived)
# *NOTES URLS*
GET READY, CEILING CAT ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:58, archived)
# Hahahaa! XD
Glorious work sirrah! :D
...and nice to hear the return of the ILH jingle (now totally downloadable! Yays!).

Right - I'm off to order myself an ILH t-shirt! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:23, archived)
# WHERE ARE THE DOGS HUMPING?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:25, archived)
# wherever you want them to
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Yay!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:30, archived)
# So how many of these
...can you sell to the bastard papers before they twig they're not real?
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Please send them to Parliament House, Canberra.
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:42, archived)
# I'm not sure, although it looks like it Hertz!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:33, archived)
# yes the dog is having its cycles...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:42, archived)

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