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Microwave, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Great job microwave

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Great Job Microwave.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

gjm!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

sorry, I was bored ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

great job mediocre

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

great job Discomeats

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)

great job atomic...

...er,...microwave!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)

GJM.

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zoldergoose, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

gjm

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

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weaver., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

Some stupididty and prolly been done....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

would

would would

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boff FL OZ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

oh dear....

*spangs*

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

I love stupidity

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

Have this one then too....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

And I expected a chocolate bunny.

Haha.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

No-one expects the whicker!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

hahaha, I love Alan Whicker

More so, since I found out that him and my granddad were on the same beach landing in Italy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

Fantastic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

I know, I watched that program he did, when he traced his jurney through the war

He got to the bit about the beach landings in Italy, I just went "fucking hell, he was with granddad" :D

But then my Granddad was in the thick of it all the time, as he was in the Royal Engineers

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Fair enough.

My Grandad was a but of a wimp. He was due to go to Arnham, where he inevitably would have been shot out of the air and killed, but "luckily" his parachute didn't open the day before he was due to go and he broke his back. His brother got drafted in in his place though :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

My granddad was one of the first to hit the beach at Normandy, he had to pipe his regiment up the beach and was expecting to either get cut down himself, or to be one of the few who got to the beach wall. when he stopped and turned around his whole regiment was with him.

sounds like a really top bloke my grandad, shame I never met him

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

The wars absolutely fascinate me.

Have you ever visited the Somme?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

my grandad visited the Somme

said it was 'muddy and hell ridden'. still 1917 wasnt a great time to go there

He got shot as well. great way to spoil a visit

then he got sent to Italy, where he had tea with Mussolini's sister and delivered post - he was with the Post Office Rifles whose always arrived as did the post - late and at the wrong address.

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boff FL OZ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

My Granddad was at D-day, my dad spotted him in one of the films from the day

He also ended up at Arnham and was there after the damn busters had blown the damns. Got photos of him at one the damns, top guy.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

My grandads were too old to have been in WWII - died before I was born

my grandmother remembers WWI though, but then she is a bit nuts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

I found out that my Great granddad was one of the first snipers in WW I

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

cool

WWI makes me go all funny, like when I saw Harry Patch on the TV last year at the Cenotaph

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

Hahha, you loon :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

How do Stevie? How was your easter?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

'twas great: too much chocolate, plenty of quake live and just a bit of artwork :D

your good self's?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Not bad,

no chocolate but nice and relaxed. I watched 4 films yesterday :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

>:(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

D:<

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

Oh Jesus Christ!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Cracking :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

arf

whickered wonder:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

coolest professor in the world ever. *fact :)

Most loveliest time team lady of all time ever:

EDIT: Carenza FTW
*time team fanatics don't miss time team special tonight C4 7.30 :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

I met him when I was little.

He told me he gets sent new jumpers by fans.

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zoldergoose, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

^ wishes i had fans that made me jumpers but in black :P

lucky you btw
/green with envy

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

I've noticed this with his fingy-less gloves too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

heh, he used to lecture me at university

in those jumpers

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

his jumpers are a cunning plan to stop

students falling asleep in his lectures?

* even more lucky you
/even more green with envy

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

No, Phil Harding is

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Phil rules:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

Phil is the man

Even more so when him and Tony are shagging in a trench

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

YES to St. Phil day - patron saint of the beer drinkers

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

sorry, woo to yours

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

woo thanks :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

I dont know who any of them are

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

^ also

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

Vote of Brigid, she may have a funny accent, but you get to see down her top a lot

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

same here

(Peter_G, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

who is that?

never seen Time whatsit before might give a go, altho I watch so little tv nowadays

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boff FL OZ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

i gather i'd know what was going on here if i watched time team

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

I watch it sometimes, but I have no idea who any of those people are.

The guy in the picture is fun though.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

I want that jumper!

have some Phil to keep him company
/pearoasting whoreishness

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

^ expert napping animation :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

I must apologise

I seem to have misplaced your woo
have this one instead
Woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

thank you kind sir :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

You missed off Sandi Torvick.

Purely as they did the first special and she was on it. One of the archiologiest said, 'Sorry you can't do this as you need experience.' to her on live TV.
She comes back with, 'I got my Archiology degree at Oxford. Where did you get yours?':D

EDIT: Can I vote for Lara Croft?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

ah yes sandi

had to draw the line somewhere and she wasn't tall enough :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

hahaha, I like that :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

Yeah she fell short of saying, 'BIARCH' at the end of that statement.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

she can't, because she has no neck

I love it when Bob Mortimer does his impression of her.

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice one :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

I have never watched Time Team so I can't vote.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

which is the young one with dyed red hair?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

that would be the very sexy Dr. Alice Roberts

*disqualified because she would be in the Coast poll :P

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

^This

She'd get one from me (a vote, that is.. ;)

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

It's a shame todays lesson is so important

that pool looks so inviting

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Is that the penguin enclosure at London Zoo? I don't like that they aren't in the old penguin house anymore :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

no, it's Bristol Zoo

they have an awesome walkthrough pool where you see them swimming.
And a fairly realistic uphill path to the nesting zone.

It's the best enclosure ever

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

Ah cool.

I'll have a google for it :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

*cheers like an idiot because someone has said a place local to him*

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zoldergoose, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

would you cheer if I mention where I am?

Weston-super-Mare....

Thought not :p

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Ha... more of a muted "equally local but not happy about having the most drug rehab centres per capita in Europe" noise

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zoldergoose, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

indeed

there are 4 within 5 minutes walk of my house :s

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

Oh dear, you have my sympathies

The largest Chav holiday site in the country

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

YAY!

My "famous"* relative was born there

* only famous if you are old!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

who would that be?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

A.V. Alexander

First Lord of The Admiralty during the war....as I said, only famous if you are old or a history geek!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._V._Alexander,_1st_Earl_Alexander_of_Hillsborough

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

how ace

I'm not old enough to know of him, but it must be great having a relative with their own wikipedia page :~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

I found out that there was a 1970's BBC documentary about him from an archive at Cambridge Uni.

I phoned them up and enquired about a copy, but the guy said that obtaining copies of anything like that from the BBC is prohibitively expensive. I may revoke my licence fee!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

well, as anything that has been on TV can be obtained via teh interwebs

that'd save you a few bob :~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

heh... I have done much trawling!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

There are Zoos outside London, you know :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

Oh really?!?!?

It was more to do with the fact that at London Zoo they also have a similar rock edge to the penguin pool you sarcastic cunt ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

At least you could see I was being sarcastic :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

Whatever!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

oooooohhhhhhh *raises handbag*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

*shuns*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

Passed Milk

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Melks!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

arf

..like how you've put feesh on the blackboard:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

Now you need to make a hat that is a moving shovel a la

the end of Ring of Bright Water :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

Arfs!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

heheheh!

hello everyone; I hope you all had a rather spiffing easter! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Yay for penguins!

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

Haha

*lojs*

EDIT: that should have read *joys*, but I think I quite like *lojs*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

Oh yes

If Jesus was called Barry, I think people would clean instead of go to church and the world would be a shinier place. He'd like that.

(mr major no thanks, I don't use the horse, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

drank a whole bottle

..but i still want to KILL PEOPLE....gah!

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

You don't drink it!

Matthew 7:5 -
You use it to rinse the wooden splinters from people's eyes.
Also, Mark 9:47,9:43 and Matthew 18:8-9.
In the event of eye or hand amputation, it can be used to sterilise the wound to prevent sin getting in.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

aaaah!

*re-reads bible proper*:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

Oh no, you have gone and done it all wrong

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

good afternoon

here are some scribblings

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

bloody ace

scribblings

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

these are awesome scribbles

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

You are truely awesome mr man

the 2nd one looks like it could be part of the drawing board for a game or something

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

These are aceness!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

MYSTERIOUS

good suspense:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

Is the top one of Spidercliff?

Or is that bloke holidaying in Italy?

_{V.Nice BTW}

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

I think we need to have a talk about your definition of 'scribblings'

this is very nice

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

thats ace

perticually the second one there

deciding factor: i'm shit at perspective myself.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)

damn these are good...

...you have been inspired by something.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

lovely lines them, man :)

woo :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

bloody weekend drivers...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

elite! I love that game!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

classic!

I liked the fact that a bug let you get as many credits as you wanted by repeatedly buying a rear military laser! It kept refunding money that you hadn't spent.
This allowed me to use an escape pod at every planet, saving valuable docking time and clearing my criminal record as a bonus!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

quiet today innit

:)

I just did the page layout for you in ZOMBIES! Book 3

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

woo!

am excited :)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

cho, cho, ho ,ho, o , o

Is there going to be a Patrick Moore in book three?!:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

he hasn't asked to be drawn so I'd say no

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

But has be asked not to be? You have to be proactive about these tings.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

good stuff

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

and yours!

www.b3ta.com/board/9357413

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Anyone else noticed that the stats comments aren't changing anymore?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

awesome :D

looking forward to that
ed: any idea when it'll be done? i'd quite like to buy a copy

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

at the moment no

but hopefully soon, it's the most momentum I've had for the thing in over a year

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

hahaha

Includes all important radar.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

Ohhhhhh...

:D
& *clicks*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Edit: thanks all :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

Ooh that's lovely!

It's like you've cut it out of cellophane and layered it up :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

and the picture too!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

and the mongoose!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

Woosome

Would

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

Words can't describe how awesome this is.

Save'd and click'd and bookmark'd.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

SCARY GHOSTS

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

Very nice!

EDIT: I just had a lovely fat bastard lunch! Woot!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

I didn't :(

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

Ha! In your face!

I had 2 bacons, 2 sausages, 2 eggs, chips and a muffin.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

I had coffee and a cigarette.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

Bah!

That's not lunches :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

I might chew a stick of incense in a bit.

UMNUMNUMNUMNUM.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

Om nom nom nom nom!

Have chips with that!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

What flavour is good with apple incense?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

beer

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

But but but this evening will be quite beer-heavy.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

dilute the beer with more beer

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

I am going to open a beer.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Nag Champa!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

No, you are!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

that's nice dear

I had lots of beefs, with boiled and roasted potatoes

peas, carrots, cauliflower and yorkshire puddings

with lots of gravy

and mint sauce for nom

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

Mint Sauce with beefs?

Needs more Horseradishes!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

bollocks to that

I don't like horseradish

I like mint sauces

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

I like gloom juices.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

what about the juices of DOOM!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

It's too loud.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Mint sauce FTW!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

quite so

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

I'm not always keen on your stuff but this one is lovely :)

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

this is extremely nice

it reminds me of the sitting room in my mum's house, that has that colour (pinky-brown) walls.

she does look like a hungry ghost, though :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

EEEAARRTHh QUAKE

lovely stuffs :)

I'mon to thelast scene of my compo anim.. woo a woo!

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Your pencils are out of focus!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

Oh no, time to pencil tune.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

lily cole?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

isa good.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

There's something about this that I really love

I don't know what it is though

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

This is very impressive.

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zoldergoose, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

lovely

Click for bigger (454 kb)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

get off the road!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

this is nice and arty for an easter monday

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

nice effect

thought you might like this though :P
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q22iAwBsna8

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

that is quality

nice one

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

That is rather special

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

damn, this is an awesome style.

i like.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

Really nice

: )

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--- ---, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

wow!!!

this one is amazing! nice work! :D *clicks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

that, by far, is one of your best

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

pretty!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

That is not a pokemon.

There are only 5 pokemons and that is none of them.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

I know! I know! *puts hand up*

Figleytobis
Nubtraps
Stoftoloth
Permenzor
Dave

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

Wait...what? Chtulhu isn't a pokemon then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

he's on lunch

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

Hey There

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut82TDjciSg

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

that's very funny. but a bit gay.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

Heheh

/edit: this version has an image by Nobbynobody in it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxScTbIUvoA&feature=related

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

Haha so it does.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

you forgot Jesus Christ

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

pontius pilate, i chose you!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

I still think he should have been called Barry Christ

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

Blubbersaur

Fudgepackie
Piss Sipper
Gayermon 2
etc.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

those names are just plain ridiculous

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

What powers does 'Dave' have? Can he fly, or turn invisible?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

he can fuck up a barbecue

and tread sump oil into his nan's carpet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

Cool, okay then : "DAVE I CHOOSE YOU!"

er. that sounds a bit gay, actually.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

Exactly.

They are Pokechu, Jigglypuff, charmander, hogglewiggle and Dave.

Edit: Fucking hell! I didn't even read your ones up there :S

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

haha

popular Dave is popular

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

you keep on forgetting Jesus

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

And Dre. He's a great pokemon. With his gat attack.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

and his pop a cap in yo ass attack

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

only motherfuckers act like they forgot about dre

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

Piss Slipper!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

That's nice.

Good toning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

hello

*hugs*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

Hi-hi!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

I have steak again :)

how are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

I'm ok.

I have to go to stupid Tesco, though, where fucking people um and ah in the middle of the bastard aisle.

I'm no good at supermarkets. Must be done though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

take a scythe with you

and a courgette

that'll teach the dawdly bastards

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Not just chuck tins of cat food like I usually do?

Hoki doki.

Right, au revoir. A Tesco avec moi.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

byes, kill many and live free

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

Have fun!

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

I hate people who do that, I wish they had trolleys with spikes on them

So you could just stab the bastards, or a gun and just shoot them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

What a useless pokemon it was too on Super Smash Bros Brawl

Comes out of a pokeball and just makes a shiney forcefield.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Hahahaha

Mine's pretty decent in Platinum.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

very nice

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

I'm rather indifferent to anything pokemon

but this is nicely done

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

what's a pokeymen?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

pokemen as drawn by microwave animated by me

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

I don't like pokemon

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

Is that because you are not 10 years old?

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

I didn't like them back then either.

and that was when there was only a couple of them.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

I used to watch the cartoon

when I was at college and I was supremely fucked from the night before.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

i used to study or read about model trains

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

GEEEEEEEEEEEK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

i'm not the one watching pokemon.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Touchée!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

So?

You don't have to like the subject of a painting to like the painting.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

I don't like Hitler and he was a painter

*subverts point*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

what if hitler painted a really good picture of hitler?

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

at the very least, it would be a self portrait.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

what if hitler painted a really good picture of hitler painting a good picture of hitler painting an average picture of hitler painting a poor picture of hitler painting...

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

there would be a painting.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

I think Escher did that.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

but doesn't change the fact i don't like pokemon.

edit: actually, I've thought about it some more. it's just like what i'm fondling right now: bollocks.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

That makes almost exactly no sense.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

Look:

www.b3ta.com/board/9357239

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

it's not true in general.

although I have changed my position because I thought up a hilarious simile.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

Also,

Mediocre did not state he dislliked Pokemon, merely that he was indifferent to it.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

Bear in mind, however,

I said you don't HAVE to.
That doesn't mean it's a given every time.
I've liked paintings I don't like the subject of just the same as I've disliked paintings I DO like the subject of.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

your statement: A is not a necessary condition for B

(and, later, B is not a necessary condition for A).

Everyone should stop interpreting it incorrectly as one of the following: A implies B or A iff B or B implies A.

GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

Is this something to do with the axiom of choice?

I don't like that one, I won't choose it.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

pick a card any card?

thing is this whole discussion isn't even really an argument because there's nothing to argue over.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

internet arguments have different rules

They go like:

Person A : I don't like X
Person B : You hate me, and everything I stand for, don't you
Person A : HITLER!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

winning internet arguments are like winning the special olympics.

You may have one, but you're still a retard.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

I found the perfect rebuttal to this that sums up most of the things in this thread

ui17.gamespot.com/2512/motivator9334062_2.jpg

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

I disagree, though,

because I like Pokémon.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

I suppose

I finally understood the painting/subject of painting argument.

I really am feeling very ill...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

Well that is a bit silly,

I hate Chris Moyles. Therefore, I would hate any picture in which Chris Moyles is the subject.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

Ok fair enough,

but trust me: I will not paint a picture of Chris Moyles.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

Thank you for assuaging my fears that you might.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

It's the least I could do.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

which reminds me that you demanded a picture in 13 days time.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

Yes, yes I did.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

who is chris moyles?

and i suck at sketching after 5 weeks of not doing it. :( arses.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

Some fat horrendously unfunny cunt who

has a radio show.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

he looks better than what i was considering drawing.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

ouch

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

the one in the bottom right is geodude and he's made of rock

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

haha

you can't beat a bit of classical making microwave drawings humping other microwave drawings

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

Is that the one everyone wants to have sex with?

Do you want to have sex with it?

Bah, I can't remember what the url of my el chrono picture is.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

Yeah it is,

and I don't think Pokémon are real so nobody can have sex with it.

It's my favourite Pokémon though.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

Tell the furries.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

Gardevoir's more of a "gateway" furry because you have to admit, it's pretty human-like for a Pokémon.

At least, that's their excuse.

So I heard.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

You've thought more about this sort of thing than what the initial reaction of a normal person should be

which is "What the fuck? Get out."

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

It's more the fact that while googling for reference pictures

I ~~came across~~ found the Encyclopedia Dramatica article.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

you're at least gay for lucario

everyone is gay for lucario

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

I really dislike Lucario.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

look at his sexy legs

look

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

McBadger is Lucario

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

EEP!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

It thought that was Mudkip

Because I heard Mudkips are liekable.

Or it could that "Lopunny" because it looks like it has boobs.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

^___________________________________________________________^

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

>___________________________<
(___________________________)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

a squirrel with tits you say?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

That is nice

Are you still drawing all 4,000?

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zoldergoose, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

When I can be arsed.

I've got a sketch drawn of the next one but I haven't painted it yet.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

You really need to complete your pokedex.

Just go through all the ones you want to draw first xD

And draw me a Flareon...

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Hokerou, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

it looks like she was fatally hit in the chest by shrapnel

possibly from a plane crash

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

That's a "sensory horn".

They use it to sense how those around them are feeling.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

IT'S A PIECE OF A FUCKING PLANE AND SHE'S FUCKING DEAD NOW.

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

that sound's like a good excuse for an obvious trouser tent.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

i've got the sensory horn

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

aww dats luffly:)

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Thanks :3

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

green spirit chicken of justice will enable to fight until justice!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Hahahaha it's a Pokémon.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

I luffs it.

'Cause, y'know. You made it for me xD

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Hokerou, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

^_^

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

nicely done

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

Thanks :3

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

This I likes

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Afternoon

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

Jacqui Smith can fucking fuck off

and fuck off while she's doing it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

Hahahaha

*files that away for later use*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

You knows it.

I have to go to tesco, but so far I am still sat here in my jim jams and one sock. Afterning Nibes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

hurrah for holidays!

I am working booooo

but at least I am at home

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

If it helps

I'm going into a world of shit tomorrow. Not looking forward to it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Wear protective clothing

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Come down to the World of Shit sale this bank holiday monday!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

Lucas World of Furniture, I believe it's called round here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

You'd think I'd know about that considering.

But I've never heard of it, bordering on panic.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

It's a sofa type shop, I'm sure you'll somehow survive.

You don't strike me as someone overly into chairs and chair accessories.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

Hospital > work.

I'm hoping I break something or have a seizure

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

*fetches bubblewrap*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Nooooo

just a little fall. That's all I need. Little teeny fallette.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

I'm not sure I'm okay with this.

Ahh ahhh AHHH AHHHHH AHHHH PANICKING.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

I'm quite good at falling.

I do it often. Clumsy as balls, me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Oh that's it.

*fetches bubblewrap, duct tape, bungee cords and 4 pillows*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

If you did that I'd so start leaping out of windows because I could.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

have you ever been zorbing?

I want to go zorbing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

I haven't, and it pains me.

I can get a discount on buying one. It'd cost me 910 pounds to buy a zorb of my very own. Bloody tempting.

If I do suddenly buy one, I shall let you know and you can borrow it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

\o/

I promise to go to the toilet first

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

Awesome, this is such a plan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

But that's half the fun :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

I'll have to staple you to the floor then.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

:-( always ruining my fun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

It's so true.

It's also REAL SUNNY. My eyeglands are swelling with viscous juices.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

I have to go outside in it in a mo.

Blee. Then back home for DIE HARD. \o/

Right, m'off. Bye bye chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

Tata, spaceman.

Visit again soon.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

This doesn't sound good at all

*huggles*

Either decide that you don't care as long as you get paid (and actually don't care), or care and start doing something else. I know I might be oversimplifying the problem here, mind.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

I'm in the process

of getting into a new job that I can hopefully wrangle more money for. Nae worries.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

boo to work and stuff

to make up for it, you should go to Tesco in your pyjamas and shout WHERE ARE BACONS! I WANT BACONS!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

\o/ BACONS.

The wife is buying today, so I have to go along with boring things we need as opposed to awesome things I want.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

this^

this latest episode doesn't really bother me, it's the dumb things she said and done since taking the post.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

It'll be okay though, she has one of the smallest majorities in Parliament so we won't be seeing her at all for much longer.

(

zoldergoose, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

I bet she is doing what the majority of MPs do

(milking it).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

this

she's a total barrel-scraping

it's a fucking mockery that in comparison, John Reid was a genius

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

sad

but true

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

still

it could have been Blears

if that happens, I'm moving to Saturn

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

quite

as a post-feminist i'm delighted that there's more women with power, as a human i'm fucking dismayed that it's these smacktards

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

hehehehhahahahah

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

i like the fact that white rope was also on her expense account

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

bl c

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

hahaha

I bet she is too

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

As I discovered while being satirical last week

If you do a google image search for "Jacqui Smith" it comes up with "Related searches: jacqui smith cleavage"

:/

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zoldergoose, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

fucking hell, it does as well!

along with:

"Jacqui Smith breasts" and

"Jacqui Smith sexy"

autocomplete is like looking into the dark mind of the internet.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

Looking back at you

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

Arf.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

I just had one for lunch, they really do look that big on the plate!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

how do they taste?

Are they like duck eggs, which are creamer then chicken eggs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Yep, a lot stronger in taste

The yolk is darker and super-lully, and the white very creamy.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

oooh, I must try and get hold of some :)

woo the pic

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Have chips with that

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

CHIPPY CHIPS!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

:D The best kind of chips!

Buy a big portion and eat it all with cooking utensils and pretend you're a midget

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

No, I want to use those little wooden forks you get, so I can feel like a giant

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

But then you'd need a small egg

Like a Sparrow's, and eat it from a saucer.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

I want a goose egg and an ostrich egg

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

eBay!

(I understand the 'e' is for egg.)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Damn

Today would have been a fine day for a DTF as people might have been making lunches with a bit more flair due to holidayness.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

I had a big cup of tea

2 fried eggs 2 toats and ketchup

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Well done

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

I am now going to cook my steak

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

*buys 10*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

Just don't try to eat em all in one sitting

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

Goose-egg-botty-burps!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

you would be sooooo egg bound

burps would the ONLY thing coming out the bottom

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

duck eggs ftw. crap for frying but best scramblers in the world

nom nom nom

i'm making huevos rancheros

fuck yeah

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

I have got a nice bit of air dried, Angus rib eye steak for dinner today :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

Blimey!

I have never made that, but I bet it's all of the nyom!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

how big a pan?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

Time to break out the biggest one you got I reckon

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

Also a large stick

Prying an egg from a goose is a terrifying act indeed

(Splurgy, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

* INCOMMING.....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

yaaay That's the sprirt

(just remember to take the ladies out before you start)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

Ladies?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

The ones who just sledded into your kitchen as illustrated above

silly :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Oh.. is that what they are?

* The one at the back look like the face of that famous scream painting...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

no they get out of the pan and start cooking the eggs.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

yay! im gonna have some eggs for breakfast :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

They were delicious :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Oooh :D

That reminded me of Hans Moleman from the Simpsons...

"Gimme the biggest seed bell you have..."

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

I love Hans Moleman, he tastes like a Peanut

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

I don't have any goose eggs.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

But any time you do have goose eggs

you will remember to use a bigger pan.
These tips are not just for now but for the future too.
Maybe you should write down the tip and file it away in a handy place. Under E for egg and put "goose" in brackets afterwards.
Perhaps print Mr Chutney's lovely picture and stick it on a piece of card for ease of reference.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

these usefull old fashioned means of doing things are being forgotten in the electronic age of the information superhighway.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

The information superhighway is not to be mocked though

I have found some top recipes that have enabled me to expand and improve my baking skills, win friends and influence people.

Due to South Africa being silly and not selling crumpets, I have armed myself with the appropriate ingredients and shall be making a large batch tonight.

All thanks to said information superhighway.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

You are making crunpets!!!

ACE :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

*Nods*

My first attempt.

It should be easy enough and I see no problem apart from the fact I have no and couldn't get any crunpet rings.

This may not be vital to success (unless the mixture is runny) and could mean that I make rude shapes out of said crunpets.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

Ooh thanks for the tip

and thanks for reminding me how lovely eggs are.
I shall scramble some within the next 20 minutes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

concentrate the rays of the sun upon this egg

using a multitude of glasses of magnifying

this will result in the "cook of egg"

eventually, when the time is ready a succulent egg shall be cooked

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

Can you microwave eggs?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

Yes.

But they spontanously burst.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

If you pierce the shell first with a needle or something

then put in an egg cup?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

You need to crack them into some kind of container or onto a plate or something.

If it's in the shell it will just burst everywhere.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Are you a microwave egg cooking expert?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

Yes!

...No

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

I do remember Jack Dee putting eggs in the microwave a few years back

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

I hear the bonnet of a car is a suitable substitute for a large frying pan

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

I absolutely hate those interactive web banners!

SERVING SUGGESTION: For best experience watch on a continual loop to www.archive.org/details/I_Strogg

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

parsnip

he comes!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

Hahahahha

Fucking woo!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

I'd heard that Thomsta song before,

I like it though.

Although, for fear of sounding like a grumpy old man, why the fuck does radio have to be so noisy nowdays with the idents and such?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

True

Especially 6 Music with everyone trying to sound... like Jeremy Clarkson.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

I just can't be dealing with it.

I only listen to talkSport if any radio nowadays.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

that makes you a Nazi

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

How's that Scotty?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Only Nazis and old men with piles listen to it

It is too one way when they get off of talking about sport

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

Meh,

it isn't so bad now that John Gaunt has been gotten rid of.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

I hate that bastard

He is just one big stupid nazi

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Aye,

my brother bought me his book for christmas. CUnt.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

hahaha, your brother likes you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

To be fair,

he did buy it as a wind up, but still!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

just kick him in the man cunt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

Kill your brother by beating him to death with the book.

Sorted.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

If he hadn't have been in Northampton when I opened it,

I would have! What made it worse is that it was signed, so he must have touched it too :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

bet he wiped his tiny dick on it as well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

yay

woo

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

pfffft

hahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Parship used Double Team!

It's Super Effective!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

hahaha

superb

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Bizarre, wonderful and silly!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

I blame b3ta.

That and the fact rating personality in a 2D progress bar makes NO FUCKING SENSE!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

Actually, the kind of person who would click on such an ad

probably has a 2D personality anyway.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

this is very woo.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Thanks.

God knows how many hours of my life wasted.

DAMN YOU PLATO!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

I blame that cave full of shadows he has.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

MOAR PLATO

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Three Dog Man, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

HAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

Bollocks I just realised I should have made him say

"Only the dead have seen the end of war"
as he is exploding.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

hahaha

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Shada, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

I've just emailed this to my lecturer

*click*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Haha, what the fuck?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

he's a big plato fan. i think he'll approve

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

Does he also frequent the site gay parsnip.com?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You mad bastard

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

I hate them too and I want to subscribe to your newsletter please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

win

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

Cheers me deers

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

beautiful :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

Animals on game shows

(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

Ha ha ha! Fucking dyslexia!

Click for bigger (99 kb)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

Idiots

Everyone knows the capital of France is Bradford!

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Rico, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

hahaa!

aww! i like this

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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

My spanging pan is throbbing a bit :)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Woolseye!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Heh heh heh heh

That is excellent for all the right reasons.

*real-life lol*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

How very dirty

Needs some rain to wash it clean.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

Rain? Are you mad?

I HATE rain.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

newly-freed from a prison camp at the end of the first world war

three british squaddies decide to change their luck by pretending to be american and getting sent home to the wrong place. they travel by cargo ship to chicago, where they immediately become involved with the local mob. squaddie A falls in love with the boss' daughter, but realises his prospects are tempered by the probability of losing his breathing rights at the hands of her jealous father. squaddie C goes missing, squaddie B becomes a monk. a neighbouring mob conducts an assault on the first mob, and seriously injures the boss. squaddie A realises that his death would leave his daughter unguarded, but in the end decides to save him. squaddie C turns up working as an agent for the invading mob. they both go round to the monastery to rally squaddie B to action, but he refuses. A and C plot to stitch up both mobs and take over both groups' rackets, but on the night of the heist they are uncovered and face death. at this point squaddie B bursts in with guns blazing, saves them both, and they all go back to yorkshire where they wind up the rest of their days as old men in the pub, telling their story to unbelieving youngsters

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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

I had no idea whatsoever what the fuck you were on about then,

until I read his sig :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

feed me coffee, watch me mash keys

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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

this

thought it was copypasta :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

in a perverse way

i'm kind of flattered that my rambling is not immediately identifiable. even with my pathological resistance to capital letters at the beginning of sentences

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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

This is nice

I have some photies from my trip to Chicago you could use.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

EPIC!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

I know the one time it needs some rain and it isn't raining

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

hehehe

give him a min :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

Nice.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

nicely

♪ Footsteps on the dance floor,
Remind me baby of you… ♪

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

You do realise that if that becomes an ear worm for me

I will have to kill you?
I detest that song

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

next time a beetroot

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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

It's shit

yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

Nice

woo

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

How do guys and girls

You are all very lovely Ostriches?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

Noon Earl!

Yay! Charlton will probably end today relegated :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

YAY :D

I have got a nice bit of air dried, Angus rib eye steak for dinner today :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

Cor!

I need to go and get my dinner shortly....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

Our Bobby is still playing football!?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Silly Flowerpot.

Charlton Athletic innit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

*Lays large egg*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

*cooks*

A bit of Tarragon with it, magic :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

what happens?

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

probably won't get many responses what with the hols but....

This week's draw off will be on Wednesday at 3pm due to the holiday, but I'll still start it now.
Please only pick if you are taking part
Draw Off Wednseday 15th April 3pm

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

Nooooo

I can't make Wednesday :(

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

The atmosphere reminds me of the film

Angel Heart.
Edit: Oops manners. I really love this.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

That is a brilliant film! Oh yes!

However, this makes me sadface!

my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:1000866

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

Oh dear god, there are so many films on that list that should never never be remade

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

I know :(

I think the picks for me are Arthur, Taking of Pelham, The Birds and Angel Heart, but there are more that make me want to kill....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

They should not touch forbidden planet or Metropolis

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

Or Flash Gordon!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

yep

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Nor Rosemary's Baby

FFS
Edit: To expand. Back in the days when special effects were very basic, directors had to rely on natural means and talent to create an atmosphere as well as top story-telling.
I hardly watch films anymore (I used to be a film nut!) due to the sameness of everything.
It's either pew pew pew lasers, CGI, or something aimed at teenagers with spotty college students doing silly things.
Where are the grown up films these days?
Nice bit of hame for tea. Yes. All fields, etc

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Ooh, Randomburn ...

Five CDs sounds better than two from Summerburn. *signs up*

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

meh, not that fussed with Rosemary's baby

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Again, the atmosphere in that film was ACE

Like Angel Heart, the undercurrent was almost tangible.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

Rosemary's baby was a great film..ver' spooky

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

And not a zombie or special effect in sight!

Nor lasers ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

I totally agree miss!

The Birds for example, is terrifying because you knew the birds were real.

That is also why I enjoy World Cinema so much more than hollywood. They don't have the massive budgets, so they have to do things for real. Also, as they can't really afford to have a failure of a film, they make sure that any project is a great story.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

^ this

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

You're right about world cinema

We are rather starved of that sort of thing here.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

Did you ever see Tsotsi?

That was rather stunning. Also, if you can, check out Bombon el Perro and The Orphanage. Belleville Rendezvous is an enjoyable animated film too :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Oddly enough I didn't see Tsotsi

The title put me off as I thought that it might be too much like reality to me and sometimes I prefer to be in ostrich mode, for my sanity.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!

It is actually really good, and not quite as "thuggish" as the name suggests. City of God it is not.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Well, recently:

"Burn After Reading" (Cohen brothers) - one of their better films.

um

"Thankyou For Smoking" in a similar vein, I suppose.

Hmmm. Probably others. Can't think of them right now.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

I thought Thank You For Smoking was absolutely brilliant!

One of my favourite films of the last few years.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

The Constant Gardener was a superb film.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

it really was.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

Not seen that yet.

Keep meaning to check it out.

Also, Hotel Rwanda and Shooting Dogs were fantastic I thought.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

may I suggest the film adaptation of 'The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas'

it's very faithful to the book, and shows what can be done on a smaller budget.
Wonderful film

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

Thanks Archie and Soosh

I shall look out for those.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Also,

The Addams Family Values. One of the best films of all time IMO!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

O_O

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

trust me, he isn't kidding

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Only joking, kind of. I did watch it yesterday though, and it is rather amusing :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Red Sonja with Rose McGowan.....mmmmmmm :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Not sure what to think of that,

having not seen the original :) But I am rather interested in seeing Barbarella with her, as long as there is as much, if not more, nudity as the original :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

Rose McGowan.....mmmmmmm :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

Do not, I repeat, do not,

ever, ever, ever, ever watch Jawbreaker!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

I watch that from time to time

In bed with the lights off.
It's my favourite film ever, bar none.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

I do love it, but I wouldn't say it was my fave of all time :D

Robert De Niro is so god damn sinister though! The nails! THE NAILS MAN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

needs more extractor fan

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

Yeah, If I was an Ipswich fan

I would give up supporting them too....

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

Yeeeah

Edit: arse, try now.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

The URL contained a malformed id!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

hahaha

been to Banham zoo, I found it odd

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

for god's sake

are you ever going to get past the intro?

nice as evar :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

This is one of the best.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Reminds me of HL2

Budanyways... I likes it! :)

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Noooo! A happy place!!!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Is the guy behind...

...a place holder?

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

They never talk about the other Princess who died that day....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

I'm sorry Mario, the princess was in another tunnel

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

Nooooo

Princess Peach you will live on in our hearts!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

shE Iz wIV da ANGleZ nOoW!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

:O Ive got the after shot for this:

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

Who is the real person?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

i don't know

I just put battered woman in to google and picked the first image

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

Ah ok :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

Poor Martin Gore

Years of electro keyboard tinking has taken its toll

(daunkle, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

would.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

O Rly?

Well google image search Princess Peach with safesearch off. I found it terribly disturbing....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

I love the sonic cartoon

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

Can't say I looked at any of them closely....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

it's just schoolboy humour

i'm prepared to say this is safe for work, not really porn, doesn't look like porn

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

Ha!

That is rather amusing! Definitely safe for work too.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

I can understand well drawn anime porn

but I just don't get crudely drawn video game characters having sex.

I'm not convinced that anyone actually likes that stuff.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

You're talking to the wrong guy there ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

why don't you lock yourself in a box for 6-7 years?

nsfw

although i don't get off on this.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

"although i don't get off on this." SEE!

There are probably tons of people making stuff like this, thinking:

"Well SOME pervert will like this, surely!"

Maybe they are wrong? Wrong! *mutter grumble mutter*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

I doubt it.

Having spent plenty of time on the interwebbles over the last decade, very little surprises me anymore....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

BOO!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

*is surprised*

You git! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

glee!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Well, what I'm suggesting is

that despite rule 34 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034)

there might be porn out there that no-one actually likes, even though it is being made.

I'll write my conclusions up as a paper for the Conference on Weird Shit I Found on the Internet (CWSFI).

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

I was going to draw that out and get it printed A3 size and try and sell it as a pinup

never got around to it.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

the cdc would be considered an utter offense by some

to some of us it is an amusment, a symbol of b3ta

what I'm failing to say is, it takes allsorts innit

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

Can I have the blue and pink bobbly ones please?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

I dunno man

those huge danglythrobbers are hard to handle

you sure you can manage it?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

Ah, for that, see my book:

"Does it really take All Sorts? An investigation into sweet preferences through the ages"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

are some of the allsorts anthropomorthised?

and I can't even spell that word!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Also, that picture is genius. Wet squirrel-girls are probably not sexy. If they existed.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

Ewwwww!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

A new take on an old image

CFB

Here is my original purple haired woman in a graveyard picture from 2005

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

Very nice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

Thank you

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

LOOKS TO ME LIKE BOTH PICTURES SUCK SHIT

HEY-OOOOOOO

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Microwave, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

...

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

While it's quiet...

Edit :
Mushrooms! Good, bad, ugly?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

How can you have a whole cooked breakfast with only two mushrooms?

They're blatantly the best bit.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

There's also no haggis or black pudding

Stupid Princess, get back in the kitchen!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

This on the black pudding!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)

You sir,

are quite clearly full of lies!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)

Mushrooms and hash browns.

I could eat a whole plate of just them :)

Edit: And regularly do, actually. With Marmite toast on the side. Mmm, college breakfast ...

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

I don't mind some mushrooms,

but fried button mushrooms make me boke.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

I agree.

And no puddings, white or black. (which is good!)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)

GTFO

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

Haha.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

*sigh* For all you Fungaphiles...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

Heh. Much better.

I'd ask you to take the bacon and sausages (and beans, actually) off, but I feel that vegetarianism wouldn't go down well here ...

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

KILL THE VEGETARIAN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

eat the vegetarian

do they taste of meat or veggies?

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boff FL OZ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

you have no right to comment on food.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

Now now, my culinary habits make me no less of a person :)

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

there's not MUSROOM left on that plate now!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:(

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You are a real fungi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

Hahaha those hash browns!

They are in the shape of a WILLY!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)

the mushrooms and beans can fuck right off.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)

mmmm

wants to eat poison mushrooms now

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

braw..needs more mushooms

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)

*likes*

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

haha

although personally I would give the mushrooms a miss when making a cooked breakfast

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

Hmmm. The battle lines are being drawn up:

Pro-shroom : Ghostwriter, me, (Tribs?), prodidy69

Anti-shroom : Redsushi, k3b/-\b, Bobby Bob Bob.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

so two foodstuffs against none.

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k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

Category error! People with names that happen to be food have nothing to do with this!

Hmmm. I really need to go outside today.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

anti: mediocre

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

I'm somewhat apathetic on the mushrooms

But quite in favour of the Full Scottish Breakfast.

POLL ADDED!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

can i have my own 'don't mind either way' category?

plskthnxbye

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

I don't think this really needs battle lines

Those of us who don't like mushrooms can just give them to those that do so you get double mushrooms and everybody wins

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

And with that, the Mushroom Wars were over, and the boarders were of good cheer.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

huzzah

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

Full Scottish Breakfasts and Nobel Peace Prizes all round!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

My vote should count twice because I eat so many of the things.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

You are a vegetarian,

so your opinion should count double! But double negative you fail! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

English cooked breakfasts always look disgusting to me

too much food, too much grease, and beans? Mushrooms? That's dinner food in my world.

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Shiksa, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

How dare you!

A Full English with Tea is what the empire was built on!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

I concur

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

Hmmm

Did you know that frying a small onion in butter before heating your beans makes them delicious X10? trufax.

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

Presumably you mean heating them in the same

pan? And it doesn't simply occur by kitchen based osmosis?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

You got it right!

I was thinking about mentioning using the same pan, but I thought that would be extremely patronizing.

Then again, I have used a kitchen when people can't even put an egg in a pan without cracking it

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

For boiled eggs that is

never mind

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Hellzapoppin, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

Heh.

I did read that and thought of fried eggs originally.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Because He's Worth It

merry chocolate come-down, everybody

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

I've just started mine for breakfast.

Green and Blacks egg and 7 G&B bars :)

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

wow. you are brave and bold :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

Book 3 page 12...

I've actually found time to get back on with books 3 and 4..... it's slow going though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)

Yays!

Any lists still open for Zombification?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

*Shoves out of the way*

Me next!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

*hissy fits*

I was here first!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

*Kicks in shin*

I asked about a year ago!
*shoves again*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

*chinese burns*

Yeah? Well so did I. And the year before that. And the year before that. In fact if you go back the the Domesday book, there's a little footnote of Barry de Hedewonde asking of Sir Happy of Toste to be rendered inne forme zombie.

So there.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

What's zombification like?

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

painful and often embarassing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

"Is that..? Oh, urgh! I think you're standing.."
"What? Where? I don't see it! Oh..."
"Is that your lower intestine?"
"You know, I've never seen it before - probably shouldn't be standing on it, though"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)

Ooooh

Is that someone we know?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

I've lost a computer and switched Email since I last did any

so please do send me a new request. I've lost loads, all I remember is SuperDave wanted one and I'm not sure I've still got his photo either.

I'm only accepting regulars/long term contributors though, if you fit that bill gaz me a couple of photos, headshot, body/clothing shot and desired form of zombification

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)

Kthx

Will do :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

Me too.

In slightly more dignified fashion than up ^ there ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

This is rather good :)

Woo

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

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