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[challenge entry] Take that Ken you antisocial bastard!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Who are we kidding,
he would probably just get an ASBO ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Is the policeman slyly cracking one out?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Could be I guess....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# haha! :D
pea from the weekend...

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# heheh
I want to try snails.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# They're pointless, don't bother.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# but garlic butter and small gastropods hold an appeal to me
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Yet you won't eat fish?
You weirdo!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# :( snails taste fishy?
I've tried fish and I don't like it. I want to try eating a snail.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# No, they don't taste like fish.
I thought you had a problem with fish but not to do with its taste.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I've developed an aversion to it, makes stomach churn at the sight of it.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# ASBO FTFW!
:D hahahaa!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# kids these days...

...they ain't got no respect
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# halloo
merry post-easter season :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Quicktime events *rages*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# haha
i quite like quick time events
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It's just lazy gameplay,
If I wanted to play simon says I would buy simon says ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I'm gonna have to claim Vienna on this :(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Claim vienna?
Viennetta?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# This means nothing to me....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Clam Viennetta?
nom
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Ahhh, quicktime events: when games designers fancy the rest of the day down the pub.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# yes!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Arf!
I hate quick time events....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# woooooo
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Jebus made me do it
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# CAKEY TIEM
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# CAKEY TIEM!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# CAKEY TIEM
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# mmmm cayke
and space things. perfect combination

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Let them Fly into my mouth
offtopic: jeeeez Nickolas Cage was SOOOOOO bad in Knowing. The film was okay tough...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# ohhh
we were just planning a trip to the moving motion picture house tonight and that was our choice. looks like marley and me instead..
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# ANYTHING BUT MARLEY AND ME
for the love of the god of porno
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Was watching Spaced last night
OH MY GOD!

I've just remembered I've got some Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# CHAOS THEORY
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Nicely!

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Cake!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# haha


(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I had SO MUCH CAKEY TIME this weekend
and I'm not even sick of it - I would have more...

... there were like 3 whole cakes that my gran made - a lemon one and chocolate one and an apple and cinnamon one - my gran is the super win!

NOM NOM NOM
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *slaps your cakey ass*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# CAAAAAAAYKE!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# another reason to delete facebook ....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# a/s/l?
/seeificareblog

Edit: also welcome noobian!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# obama is black lol
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hilarious.
...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hilariously black
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# not only that, he appears to have an afro
which makes it doubly hilarious
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hitlarios
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Only if you ask white people.
According to this interview I watched with Whoopi Goldberg yesterday, lots of black people think he's too white.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# That's because he's not black
He's mixed race.

But it still makes you racist if you criticise him.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I know
I'm not a racist. His head is oddly shaped, like a spitting image puppet.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Racist.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Jewist.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *thwows to the fwoor*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Vewy wuffly?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Yes, Centurion! Most wuffly!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# cracker ass mother fucker leader of the free world... he should pop a cap in Whoopi's ass and other things I've heard about on rap albums and seen on films starring Ice Cube
*enhuggles*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# YO
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Possibly because he's doing a job
that has traditionally been held by a white man.
I believe that to some this makes him "the man", keeping his brothers down. They ought to stick it to him.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# They're never bloody satisfied are they?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Is anyone?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I would be if someone gave me a roast dinner.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Not on your nelly.
I require yorkshires and meat.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Mmm ... Yorkshires :)
The best bit of a Sunday lunch. With mint sauce. Always.

Somerfield was shut on Sunday so we had to improvise with soya milk. They turned out surprisingly edible.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# mmmm yorkies
yorkies with chicken curry are nice

yorkies kinda replace the naan bread i suppose
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I cooked a fab roastie yesterday
but horror of horrors forgot the puddings...

But my rosemary infused beef was delightful
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ooooh nom
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I am
I've had a mint Aero
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I remember being astonished when I heard this when he was campaigning
"Oh, well, he's not black enough!"

NOT. BLACK. ENOUGH.

Idiots.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# twats
surely everyone's got Photoshop now
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# poor bloke can't win
'If there is no struggle, there is no progress'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# bwahahah.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I fucking HATE those things
I've just created a "Diarrhea" group in response to all the "would like to be a fan of morning sex" or "would you like to be a friend with hugs?"

Failbook does my head in now.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# can i join ?
pretty pwease
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# just search for it on groups
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# then stop using it
and find real problems to deal with...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Facebook is real problems!
It's almost like you have forgotten how serious the internets is ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I gave up bitching about facebook ages ago
when I gave up on facebook... it has the power to turn people I like into annoying cunts and give me detailed information about people I couldn't give two fucks about.

hey hey hey - someone you went to primary school with went to a party blacked up!

hey hey hey - some lass you haven't seen for 14 years is older and more desperate

hey hey hey - someone's found religion and thinks you should have it too
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# The solution, I've found, is to only use facebook to keep in contact with the people you actually give two fucks about.
I don't understand those people who add everyone they've ever met.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I found it upsetting when people I once respected
invited me to become a ninja and a zombie and a vampire...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I've got people on my Facebook I haven't ever met
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Well skills.
Why not delete them? They can't bother you will silly invitations and feed-stories if you're not their friend ...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# ha, I dunno, all my facebook mail goes in the bin
I got bored of it very swiftly, so now I look at it about once a month
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# That's about acceptable.
I have people on there I *know* I have met, but now absolutely cannot remember at all, in any way.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I like to torture myself with petty issues
then display my irritations online in hope for validation
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# your beard is worryingly precise
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# It contains all the wonder in the world
and 100% of your daily wholemeal intake.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# don't
life will be richer and more pleasurable for everyone.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# the cycle of life! so majestic! so beautiful!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# im bring face book down on the inside
o who am i kidding im addicted
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!
*to the tune of rock lobster*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# dun-dunna dunna dunna
dun-dunna dunna dunna
Dunna-dunna-dunna-doo-dah

COCK TUESDAY

dun-dunna dunna dunna
dun-dunna dunna dunna
Dunna-dunna-dunna-doo-dah

COCK TUESDAY
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *more hugs*
you've got it... so don't say I never give you anything.

Were you in London seeing Grunty this weekend?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I was, and Tom O'Bedlam and Earl Otterby.
*big hug and forehead lick*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# man - sounds llike loads of fun
I hope you all had a good time... are there photie-mographs?

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *sits waiting by phone*
:(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# have you plugged it in?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I was looking for you all Thursday to get your number so I could call you Saturday morning
:-(

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I'll drop you a text so you'll have it for next time
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Pleeeeeeeeease do
I was upset that I couldn't get a hold of you, and then the guilt set in.

*hug* sorry lovely.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# No worries
but I'm holding your monkey hostage :p
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Totally understandable, I feel a right bitch.
*hug*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I'd bet he'd feel better
if there were some photographs to be seen of all the smashing lovely b3tards having fun in our nation's capital

:)

also - my forehead is gone all cold and it's attracting ladybirds - what have you been eating?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I don't think there is, you know
I don't remember having to hide.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# okay then
I'll just imagine how smashing and lovely you all looked and the fun things you got up to...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# We looked fly as HELL, Holmes.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# The cock is strong in this one
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
#

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ris?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# do what?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# i hate those fucking chain things
if someone tags me on a photo, i expect a photo of me, not some stupid smiley face 'the one with aids' or something.

Baggershite

Im glad its not just me that finds these irksome
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Stop getting aids then!! LOL!!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I CANT ITS TOO ADDICTIVE ROTFEL
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
#

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# heh nice
i was thought he looked like some retarded old scifi film robot www.craphound.com/images/jonjomang.jpg
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I take it this is something to do with myspace?
*RIS*

welcome to b3ta, though! kittens, chairs etc etc
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# sorry but any mention of facebook makes me sleepy...
I REALLY don't see the point.

I'm sure this is very good though

hello new person etc...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# facebookLOL
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I fucking hate those things.
But then again I hate most things/people on facebook. Especially groups. Fucking hell the groups.

I mean honestly some of them. Jesus Christ. HANG THE BASTARDS THAT DONT THINK THE JEREMY CLARKSON SHOULD BE PM.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] CHAAAAARRRGGGE!!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I wish I got this...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# PSP game
rhythm battle thing
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Excellent game.
Well worth a go if you get a chance.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# played the demo
wasn't quite what I was hoping for, I normally love beat based gameplay.

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# CHIKA CHIKA PATA PON
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# PON PATA PON PATA
grinded about 30 hours in the second one. got level ten epic fuckers.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# CAKEY TIEM
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm cake.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ha ha ha How odd
But I bet Henry did enjoy a spot of cake every once in a while :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha
that made my lollybone tickle

edit: also look at this guy's face: he got some meme potential :)

cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/5d/7766/You-Sir-Have-Very-Good-BJ-Face_500x500.jpg
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Is that what you tell the kiddys it is?
EDIT: Poor lass. She appears to have gaffa tape stuck to her tongue.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# It's a bad case of square cancer
I gave miss scunner some triangle cancer...:(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I dig the face recognition algorithm you're using
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hours of work made this wonder happen
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# !!!!
If that ISN'T rude, then it damn well should be
And as for the pic, he probably looks a bit unhappy beacuse he has a black rectangle instead of a winkie.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# 2001: The Phallic Oddity.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# pre-post mindpissage
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# You just made the comment of the day :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *wants cake*
That's all well and good, but we can do the Road Warrior.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# \o/ YUS
Or ciggy tiem, fur mich.

*angoesaway*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *Captain Wow exits stage left*

*loud noises can be heard outside*

*seven angels descent from the ceiling on strings*

*a Mexican pope enters the stage right*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *the baron's daughter - who is dressed as an admiral - faints*
*swordfights break out on the balconies above*

*divers alarums*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Ciggy's are bad for you
/moral thingy blog
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# EVERYTHING is bad for you
so you may as well smoke
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# So is food, sleep, tea, alcohol, tv, radio, doing nothing
You only live once so do what the fuck you want I say.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# So's being a square, daddio.
ugh, meeting.

Aha, not yet.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Quick note, draw off is tomorrow not today peeps
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ning HT
I believe you have my stapler
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# eh?
this one you mean?

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Haha
It was an office space reference in the hope you would post this image
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Oooh, fab.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# One chocolate
to rule them all...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# The preferred chocolate of Freemasons
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Nope, that'll be the Cadburys Wispa
/well, it is in this case...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# We don't have that chocolate here, but it looks good!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# it's helped many a Lodge meeting ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# oh yes - hehe - along with a secret handshake
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I'm making a secret milkshake
in this tiny glass
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# My handshake brings all the brethren to the antechamber
And their life, well you know.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Damn right it's better than yours
we could let you into the secret underground velvet trains but we'd have to charge.

*doesn't really know much about all this except the masons make damn good free pens*

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# and they have aprons
possibly those ones with tits on that dads have at barbecues
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# And special masonic chocolate
a friend got married at a lodge recently.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Illuminutty!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# oh, now that was beautiful.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha - yes they've reached the top of the pyramid
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
office lauging out loud
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Never tried 'em
but they're everywhere here in Germany
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# You!
I just found out my grandad was a mason type, that mean I can get in?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# If you want to make the tea
or something like that
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# there are ladies lodges, so yes :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# how much are they a night?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Butlins ftw
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Mmmmm. Ladies' lodges...
*goes off to sexah magical place*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Does this mean we get to lodge with the Ladies?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Archie is your Grandfather?!:O
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Yes. Yes he is.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# And how is mini trelly doing today?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Upstairs having a screaming fit
Which I'm ignoring cos she woke me at 1am. And 4.30am. And 7am. And 8am.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# have you tried unplugging her?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I've even tried rolling the batteries around a bit
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Oh dear.
Not the carpentry again? You should take her power tools away.

EDIT: Oooh anout 500 posts to my 55555th. I'll have to try and not miss this one like I did my 30k, 40k and 50k.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# No, 13th century Gregorian chant this time
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# the little git
I bet it's the Adamski remix as well!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# that only applies to Stonecutters
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Those bastards, making Steve Guttenberg a star...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# We do! We do!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# And they're making a bad job of controlling the pound
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hello - I'm an electric car
if you drive me people will think you're gay
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Are Cars Electric?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Too many Gary Nueman references.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I've always wondered.
If there's freemasones where are a captured ones?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# They reside in the houses of parliment
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# They are forming the NWO as we speak
/catnippp
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Noodles With Orangina!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Not Werther's Originals!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Nine Womens' Ovaries
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Oh yes
I hear that's what the stuff the benches with.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# lolwut
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Isn't that a form of German sausage?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# gah, don't make me hungry!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# in nice warm bread slathered in mustard and fried onions.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# stop that
/empty cupboard blog
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# My Great Grandfather
leader of a Welsh masonic order.
Trufax
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Oh, with this choccy eye you're really spoiling us
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# This goes straight to the heart of iridology
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I find your lack of ring disturbing
BONJOUR MY BEAUTIFUL B3TARDS!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# * Shows Floppy Donkey his ring

"There you go mate!"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# My precious
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# b3tettes
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# b3ta-ers
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# b3toids
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# b3twats
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# b3tlynches
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# inglorious b3tards
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# B3Tabwoys
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# B3tanus buttfruits
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Cathrine b3ta Jones
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# she's got a lovely arse
but he's getting on a bit now
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# b3tonians
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# B3trixes
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Ooooooh, speaking as a femb3t
I like that.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# The mordor you eat, the mordor you want
Have calmed down a little bit now, only a little
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# dere's bin a mordor
a little fella's doid
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry for morning digustingness factor
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# beep beep!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# *mutter* Stupid Merkins
Haemorrhoids has an A in it....

Woo to post :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# lol did they spell it wrong on the packet?
those septics...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# and 'herbs'
HAS A SHITTING H AT THE BEGINNING.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# please don't get me started...
IT'S PRONOUNCED ZED NOT ZEE!!!! AHHHHHH!

*buys rifle from supermarket
*climbes tower
*snipes
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Although
apparently 'aloominum' IS the way it was first pronounced, being discovered by a merkin, it's only when we brought the discovery over here we changed it to 'alyuminyum'.

Obviously I'm writing phoenetically there.

Also, that could all be a load of bollocks, I can't think where I got that from.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Also, Vite-amins is technically the correct pronunciation
But still. ColoUr, favoUr, all those... just damned lazy
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# also:
it's 'centri-FYU-gal'.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# dooty
prem-eer
and other words
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Aye.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Except that doesn't even exist at all
As my scientifically trained other half insists on reminding me EVERY TIME the word comes up on tv...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# It's a word, the word exists. It is pronounced in the aforementioned way.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# My argument exactly!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *high five*
Next time he says it, give me a call and I'll back you up. Two against one. Then we'll get Izzy involved. Success!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Izzy's already on my side
I'm teaching her to like marmite and everything
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Top mummage, there!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Well it would be
If it weren't for the fact you're not supposed to give them marmite this young. Too salty apparently.

I said screw it and let her have some anyway
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# She's YOUR baby.
To do with as you wish until she's 18. I'm 100% behind this, which is why my babies will be dressed in star trek uniforms until they're big enough to fight me off.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Heh heh
Found a knitting pattern for a Star Trek uniform babygrow. Am sorely tempted....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# PLEASE SAVE IT
or scan it and send me a copy. Please please please please please.


*very very serious*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# do you know how to knit?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I used to, and can still a bit.
my best mate's dead hot at it.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Bah, is only 0-2 months
And I'm not confident enough to resize it :( Can email it to you though - gaz or FB me the best address?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I'll gaz it, two tics.
Thank you so much, lovelykins.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I would dispute that
Surely the Latin vite would be "Veetay"

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# or
"witรง" - "V" was pronounced as "W"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# But the "modern" English pronunciation
when the word was first coined would have used the (incorrect) hard V.

Hey! Wait a minute.
I just rememebered.

No-one cares!

Poot Poot.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# also, happy b3taday
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Yes it would
But vitamins is a portmanteau of vital amines. So they're still pronouncing it wrong: it should be vite-a-meens
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Humphry Davy was Cornish, not a merkin
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Woo - Hippy Bird Day!

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# See, I knew I couldn't be entirely right.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# What I said ¬
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# eh?
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I've only been at work for two hours and i am fucked off and want to punch someone
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Goosfrahbah.
Easy, tiger.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# what happened?
my work is full of annoying folk too...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# spread marmalade on their chairs
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# put dog poo in their cd/dvd drives
and wait for their computers to heat up, if they've got any.

Also, go home. This plan doesn't work if you're still there.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# my office mate had a clicky pen today.
I left at half two.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# You should've removed his pen and shoved it up his nose
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# he was close to going out the window.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Just find someone from HR and relieve your stress on them. They deserve it and they understand
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I used to be an HR person
and I totally agree. Bitches, the fucking lot of them.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Yes I thought you would have been the exception. :)
I honestly don't know how an entire department can justify their positions
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Go outside, somewhere secluded
Punch yourself, come back, say you were mugged, get sent home :)

(Although I'm sure there are less painful ways of achieving this)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# draw a bruise on with crayons
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# That's never a solution

unless you work in a boxing school
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hahahahah!
:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm piles.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# This is a subscription service
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Now that's an idea.
Ningles Joe. Any chance you know how to use WinSCP? Anyone?

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Frayed knot...
I'm Dreamweavered so it does all that for you (I don't really understand this kind of thing... just if it works)

Ningles!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Fair enough, thanks lad.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# the FTP thingy?
I think I used it once - is it giving trouble?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I don't know how to use it
have never seen it in action, and it's currently in possession of two extremely important files....

*weeps*

Tuesday, bloody Tuesday.

How are you?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I am good and full of chocolate and last night's Thai
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Full of last night's chinese leftovers from the night before.
*clutches tumbly protectively and glares in an easterly direction*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I've got Mexican heartburn.
Chilli pizza. :P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I had mexican heartburn on friday
took several pints before it eased off
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Nom.
Saturday I had steaky goodness with Tom O'Bedlam, JPG and Earl Otterby. Twas fab.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# haha
I've now got an image of the four of you chasing a cow
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# That's no way to speak about our lovely yank waitress.
Who was delightful, bless her.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I hope you gave him that hug from me?
I'd have requested ones for the others too if I'd known, prob just as well I didn't really as you'd have spent all day hugging!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I gave him many many many many!
It's hard to leave him alone.

Have you heard from him since Saturday, at all?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Yes.
Yesterday or Sunday, said he was doing much better. Has he gone dark?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Thought so, but if you spoke to him on Sunday
then obviously not.

Phew.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# *jealouses*
Sounds like fun :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Oh it WAS.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# me too
a mini London meet and no me... *hurumph*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# See, now I'VE only just found out that you're there all the time
and now I feel guilty.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Gai Pad Bai Graprao ftw!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
#
w agn
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# my huevos rancheros yesterday were the sex
you can tell a breakfast is win if it involves a jar of jalapenos and two scotch bonnets. nom nom nom
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Your fingers are alright then, yes?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# yeah i heal fucking quickly. I'm part wolverine
though those wings nearly made my fingers cry :(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# High five for healing quickly.
My last tattoo took five days. The wife wasn't happy, his sleeve took about two months.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I'm shit at ironing too
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Thank fuck you're a pin up for the boys in the forces, eh?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# that's me
I'm Gracie Fields disguised as Philip Schofield
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# its an odd day when you read your hidden passions published on an internet message board
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Good LORD.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# someone called me a Silver Fox at the weekend
I'm not sure if that's a compliment
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Well it does suit you, it's a handsome look.
I'd be chuffed, were it me. Usually I just get 'OI CAFRIN TATE'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *looks up in yiffers' handbook*
PHOAR!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
#
=D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# cor
eggs are mank though
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# not when i'm cooking them they ain't :)
nice bit of fried ham on a wrap filled cheese then fried
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# AGREED

Man, I worry about my jalapeno consumption sometimes
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# i'm convinced the amount of vinegar i consume as a by product of eating jalapenos is beginning to pickle my organs...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Haha

also: Habanero ftw!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# nom
they make me salivate
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# \o/
lifesaver.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# have you tried turning it off and on again?

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# It's not that it's not working
it's that I have no idea how to use it.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# with a hammer
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I fucking wish.
Can I just set fire to this place and go home?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I'm a hormonal woman, I can do that five times before breakfast.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# "If you want to work out your share of the bill, there is an app for that!"
Yes, or just use a calculator on your regular phone.

"If you want to remember where you parked your car, OMFG THERE IS AN APP FOR THAT TOO!!!!11"

Yes, or just remember what cocking car park you are in, its NOT HARD.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Is there one for reminding you where you left your phone?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# That's why God invented the landline
That's all I seem to use mine for now
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# That, and calling the bank.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Freephone number?
"This call be charged at your normal rate"... fuckers
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# :D are you calling the one in Jamaica?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# no she called by herself
wait....

hang on...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Alaska?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Lisbon?
No, i think she likes men
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# OMG there might be!! *pays £4.99*
It wouldn't wuprise me if there is a smug app, with a little croissant that OMG TILTS when you tilt the iphone!!111
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Want to piss away your hard earned cash on useless things you'll use once?
There's an app for that
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Thankfully
the beardedwife is downloading all the free apps. I don't think he's shelled out hard earned for any yet.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# haha, you don't think he has
but that's because he's either a) not telling you or b) got an app that masks the bill from you
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# SO glad I'm not the only one thinking that...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# and none of them will be forward compatible
so you'll need to get them all again when the new iPhone comes out in 3 days and your gullible keeping up with the joneses nature forces you to spend another ยฃ300 on something that if you didn't have you wouldn't miss
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I'm sure someone will make an 'apps you need to buy updated version of app'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Nyoms!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# load patty.app

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I've always been partial to user-friendly baps, myself.
:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# *eats
*dentists

*sues JS
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm fondue.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# It's not easy being cheesy
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Mmmmmm. Fondue.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Mmmmmm. Fondue.

I just hope you put some good cheese in that heart.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Savoyarde
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Cheese :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# mmmmmm coronary
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# the more i look at this the more I wonder if thats what my insides look like...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Edam you
I *heart* this.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Mmmmmm. Fondue.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# *puts a bit of meat on a stick*
*dips*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm fondue.
what's a fondue? it goes 'ring ring'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha!!! *bokes
*dips nachos

*bokes
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hahaha *spangs
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# this is bother utterly whimsical
and brilliant :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I am reporting myself to Social Services

PS welcome back, everybody.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# rocket bollard!
also, I finally got FFVII to work on XP

*numpads*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# apparently, that's just been released on the japanese psn...
I really hope they release it on the european one when Advent Children is re-released...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# yay!
also congrats. Was it was Win98 compatible?
and was there ever a FF game better than seven?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# yer, gotta run it in 98 compatibility mode
it's blocky as hell but I love it
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# random battles
or whatever they were called. drove me insane...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# heh, yeah
"Look, I'm in a hurry - I don't want to fight something that looks like an icecream with three cocks AGAIN"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I really really liked 8...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I've never played one

Should I? I do like adventure games from time to time.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# SPOILER: AERIS DIES!
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
sorry
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# NO WAI
the slag, I hate her

Healing Wind my arse
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# *sobs over fanfic*

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I am reporting myself to the sexy police

good morning everybody
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# nings medi
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# erm


shitty drawing, but you get the idea. try it on your cat/dog whatever
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# haha - yes I'd like to try this on my cat
Woo
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Well...i'm just gonna go make that right now!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Phwoor....
I bet that tastes salty
:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Cool
I'm not clear on the details of your plan though, is it spray on tan, or is it spray on sun tan lotion? I'm with you in principle, but I think we need to get our stories straight for if we get caught.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# :-)
morning pickle.

Have you seen JPG about?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# i've not i'm afraid
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Thanks
anyway...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# we groovy?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Morning lovely
I've not heard from him since sunday
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Hahaha :)
Morning sir

How are you?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# groovitational ta!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# haha, awesomeness :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Do you have a dog version?

I do not have cats as they are shit!

Dogs for the win!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# its a
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# & thats ^ a "Page Not Found" - Woo

What Pet Wins!

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Sadly a couple of people have worked out how to bork the poll system
So they can't be used with any liability anymore.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# You mean that Dogs may not be winning?

* Crys
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I don't know but crabs seem pretty popular!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I don't know anything about that
*whistles*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Sorry mate
I think he meant marine crabs.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# oh right
*zips up trousers*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# *applies to woodlouse*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# That is one sexy giraffe!
Anyone else watch the new red dwarf on dave? Most of my childhood died along with the 'laughs' on that show :'(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# It was more dreadful than even my worst predictions...
All those involved - hang your heads in shame.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hrrr, glad I missed it now
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# This
and that!

What I didn't like was that they couldn't be bothered to come up with something that followed on from the last series. Any and all plot chasms were brushed away by saying it was in the "9th series"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Fkin disgrace and pointless imo
:(

EDIT: Did someone mod edit this post??
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I stopped watching halfway through series 3
for this very reason.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Pah!
Dwarf was good right up to Series 6

Edit: AND I rewatched series 8 on Friday in preparation for the new eps and I thought they were excellent! FAR better than series 7
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# series 3? but series 5 was the best!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I still think the first two were the best
But then i prefer the blackadder-esq sit-com style to the monster stuff of the later series.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Marooned
Best episode ever. Bar none!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Tis a great one
Have you read the books? The marooned part is really long and a great read.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Yep
Have double copies of all of them as, when the beardedwife and I moved in together, we both brought our copies with us and neither of us will part with any of them :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Exactly
a sitcom set in space rather than a sci-fi show with jokes
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Nope - I don't know why either
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)
# HAHAHA
JAH JAH JAH THROW HER BACK!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:42, archived)
# hahahhahah! brill :D
'ningles everyone!

edit: now this looks good :D
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7985728.stm

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# 'Ning Ning Ning
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# hahaha
gotta be better than this
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# 129
Mr D'arcy clouts your delicate head with a cudgle. You awaken in a elegantly decorated study. Your head hurts.
To investigate the writing desk, turn to 233, to investigate the study door, turn to 54. If you have any items which may help you, subtract that number from this paragraph, and turn to that number.


hahaha, that would be thrilling :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I'm getting that for the wife's birthday :)

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# pffft.... daft cow
happy Back to work day all!!!!

I got cats at the weekend (no photos yet cos I left my cables at home).
What life-altering event defined your weekend?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# nings JS
I had a shitload of chocolate and got asked to be on Channel 4

oh, and I saw Prince Philip
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Those are all ace
Are you gonna be on that life drawing programme Ch4 are making?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# hahaha that'd be great
naw, my mates are going to be on the new series of The Family
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# ooooh....
I love Robert Lindsey...

;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# haha
it's not the same without Kris Marshall
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# ^ This is true - FACT
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# 'Ning.
I saw the world's smallest twin-prop aircraft.

Yes, two chainsaw engines can get a person airborne.

OK so it wasn't exactly life-changing, but what do you want at this time of day?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# The idea of chainsaws making people fly excites me
And at this time of the day I want coffee and a bacon roll
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Ooo good call. Will provide photographic evidence once I get to a USB cable...

Edit

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# haha what?
they'll be ok if it crashes in a forest then
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# nings JS!
I realised I can't eat as much chocolate as I could 15 years ago, I discover Quake Live, I found out that Red Light Cameras are set to go off whilst lights just turn amber to help the council/police milk you of your hard earned cash, and I discovered the secrets to cold fusion.

One of these stories isn't true.

I can still eat THAT much chocolate.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I had hardly any chocolate
we forgot to check the half price eggs yesterday and had to make do with Creme Eggs and dougnuts.

Which as nice
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I have another two days off..
*Spent the four days of Easter with all my family and now I has a weekend till Thursday.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# BARRY!!...BARRY!!....BARRY!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Man that woman was stupid!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# She found them to be unBEARable
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# :D :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# hahah fantastic
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# An execellent thing for any man to see
first thing in the morning. Muchas gracias!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# ALL ACROSS THE L&, PEOPLE ARE BEING B& - ALL BY VIMOD'S H&!
YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US. CALL VIMOD NOW AND BE B&!

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Hahaha
He invented the clone tool. Now I underst&.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:46, archived)
# okay so heres a paradoxal situation here:
what if v-mod b& him/herself?????
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:46, archived)
# One of his friends might get him de-B&
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)
# What? Who?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:57, archived)
# It's a gaything.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:01, archived)
# VIMOD is the uber-MODerator that can ban anyone from anything. He first started from banning people from using Photoshop CS4, and his strength grew from there
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:08, archived)
# ALL HIS STRENGTH COMES FROM LASSI
*my can of vimod lassi here*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Ah, ok
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:11, archived)
# VIMOD!!
*my drawing of vimod on his zamboni here*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:11, archived)
# This is ace :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Thanks!
They decided to meet up with their old friend Smug Bastardd and go for a ride in his new car
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:18, archived)
# MORE PEOPLE SHOULD BE B&. INCLUDING NATHAN REES
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:08, archived)
# There'a a sketch idea. VIMOD banning Nathan Rees
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:08, archived)
# did you know about cnsw?
I read about it in a copy of the telegraph today and obviously i am outraged.

www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/04/14/2542263.htm
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:12, archived)
# I know about CWN

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:16, archived)
# cuntish wankers now.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# dogs
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# dogs indeed
to the casual welsh observer
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# They are so incompetent.
Rees has just approved a move for the RTA HQ to move from Surry Hills into the old Optus building in Nth Sydney. They'll now be paying about 5 Million dollars more than they were per year in rent.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:16, archived)
# honestly i don't want to think about how bad the state is at the moment
simple fact is i think that labor have been in to long and they are complacent, however, the opposition are less effectual than a used nappy at holding the government to account.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Yep 100%!
Barry O'Farrell needs to speak up more.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Anyone seen JPG?
Ning and that. Question important.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# They never learn! :|
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:37, archived)
# OMG IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A COCKLOL
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:07, archived)
# I DO NOT SEE ANY CHICKENS
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Silly BargeArse
In dystopian future, chickens see you.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:23, archived)
# I get this feeling of dozens of extra eyes peeping at me, each time I visit KFC
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:31, archived)
# blade runner
woo yay hoopla
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:25, archived)
# Cheers
Posting it early so someone will see it. ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:27, archived)
# 5am ish
doesnt get much earlier than that xD
edit : its gone quiet :/
edit 2 : oh shit, its Tuesday time
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:31, archived)
# WHEN IT GOES QUIET, THEN YOU HAVE TO SHOUT!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:08, archived)
# I'M AT WORK NOW
YOU MAY CONTINUE.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)
# OK I'M NOW GOING TO CONTINUE
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:37, archived)
# GO ON THEN!

* waits
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:10, archived)
# *continues
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)
# does that now mean i've got 7 days left to live?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Haha
she's looking into your soul
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:01, archived)
# That is excellent.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Lines!
Ghost girl is still my favourite ever.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:01, archived)
# The one from yesterday?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:02, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/9357346
I forget when yesterday was.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:18, archived)
# That is a great one.
Happy Toast said she looked like Lily Cole. I've met her. A propos of nothing.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Thanks :)
I plan to make some more of those. I'm having a few problems finding source pics. I really miss flickrleech.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:27, archived)
# Thanks,
I'll check it out.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:40, archived)
# I'd to see a series of the Bond girls and/or villains
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Arsula Undress
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:42, archived)
# Wow! I really like this.
From far away it looks like ASCII art, but of course its not. How long did this take to do? and how many layers were there?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:05, archived)
# There are really only 6 layers.
One of them is just the flat white background, and the other 5 are the overlaying vector layers that make up the face. At the end though I doubled up the 5 vector layers and offset them to give it some more density, so there are actually 11 layers used if you include the background.
It took about an hour I guess. It's the same techniques I often use to make these, except I put raster masks onto all of the vector layers and filled them with a stripe, then rotated the raster masks to create the crosshatching.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:15, archived)
# So there are only six layers but actually there are eleven layers?
YOUR WEB OF LIES IS UNRAVELLING, MOFAHA
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:19, archived)
# IT IS VERY LAGE
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:20, archived)
# ok my fucking shitty internet is making me want to kick shit up so I think I'll go for a walk
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:21, archived)
# WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:31, archived)
# FUCKING, SHITTY INTERNET
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:42, archived)
# The technology arm of their Magnet division doesn't seem to be doing to well
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 6:01, archived)
# Ahh I was also wondering how you did the cross-hatching. I should have a go at vectors one day
Have you ever had any commercial interest in your art works?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Sometimes
the stuff I post here isn't all that different from the stuff I present to some of my clients.
No, not the knob jokes. The other stuff.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:40, archived)
# can someone please explain why my internet gives up after loading half a page
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Maybe there's an interruptible power supply from Integral Energy to your ISP?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:12, archived)
# I like it
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:08, archived)
# How many b&q staff does it take to assemble a deck chair on easter monday ?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)
# i'm sorry but I think you were looking for /links
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:30, archived)
# links
rubs the sleepy dust outta' his eyes..

that was supposed to display as active content.. stuff i created none the less.

cant change it to links now tho & got moaned at for delete & repost on something else.. so leaving it be unless an admin moves it (shrug).
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Admins here don't move your shit for you.
You fucked up, not their problem.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Quick! Edit a pikchewer
into that post and whistle nonchalantly - everyones will loves you! :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Keeps waiting for pic to load!
.......waiting.....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Buggerall
worth waiting for.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
#
you all would like proof read reverlations one world government nwo ring a bell to do this first money banks then food every body is just doing thier job OK!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)
# ok
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:42, archived)
# oooo...
tay!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:43, archived)
# OK
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Okay
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:50, archived)
# OKE
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:44, archived)
# I will pear this for the end of Easter weekend!

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:44, archived)
# needs more chubby German girls jumping in
:D

EDIT: But I do enjoy the finished product and attention to detail
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:46, archived)
# rabbity rabbit :)
lol.. i want one that size as a rug for my living room :)

use its skull as a foot stool & pipe stand :)

..sod it, youll find this link up on the links forum now too.

sod the (minutae) rule nazis ;)

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:53, archived)
# i came here from /links and this confused the shit out of me
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# can someone please put a post about all the links to pyramid related stuff.. including pyramids on the moon, their formation and how they match earths.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)
# the ability of the human mind to find patterns in random data is quite amazing
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:47, archived)
[challenge entry] quick dirty and indeed shit..
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:13, archived)
# PAC MAN NEEDS A STIMULUS PACKAGE!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:28, archived)

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