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Take that Ken you antisocial bastard!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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Haha
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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Who are we kidding,
he would probably just get an ASBO ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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Is the policeman slyly cracking one out?
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broadsword now that's fresh ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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Could be I guess....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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hahahahah!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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:D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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haha! :D
pea from the weekend...
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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heheh
I want to try snails.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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They're pointless, don't bother.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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but garlic butter and small gastropods hold an appeal to me
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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Yet you won't eat fish?
You weirdo!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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:( snails taste fishy?
I've tried fish and I don't like it. I want to try eating a snail.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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No, they don't taste like fish.
I thought you had a problem with fish but not to do with its taste.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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I've developed an aversion to it, makes stomach churn at the sight of it.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:05,
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ASBO FTFW!
:D hahahaa!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:03,
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:D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:11,
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kids these days...
...they ain't got no respect
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:45,
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Ha ha ah!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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halloo
merry post-easter season :)
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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haha
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Shada ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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Quicktime events *rages*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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haha
i quite like quick time events
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Shada ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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It's just lazy gameplay,
If I wanted to play simon says I would buy simon says ;)
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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I'm gonna have to claim Vienna on this :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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Claim vienna?
Viennetta?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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This means nothing to me....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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Clam Viennetta?
nom
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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Ahhh, quicktime events: when games designers fancy the rest of the day down the pub.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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yes!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:11,
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Arf!
I hate quick time events....
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Monty Propps ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:29,
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woooooo
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:40,
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Jebus made me do it
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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CAKEY TIEM
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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CAKEY TIEM!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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CAKEY TIEM
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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mmmm cayke
and space things. perfect combination
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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Let them Fly into my mouth
offtopic: jeeeez Nickolas Cage was SOOOOOO bad in Knowing. The film was okay tough...
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:34,
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ohhh
we were just planning a trip to the moving motion picture house tonight and that was our choice. looks like marley and me instead..
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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ANYTHING BUT MARLEY AND ME
for the love of the god of porno
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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Was watching Spaced last night
OH MY GOD! I've just remembered I've got some Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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CHAOS THEORY
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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Nicely!
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Monty Propps ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:29,
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Cake!
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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haha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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I had SO MUCH CAKEY TIME this weekend
and I'm not even sick of it - I would have more... ... there were like 3 whole cakes that my gran made - a lemon one and chocolate one and an apple and cinnamon one - my gran is the super win! NOM NOM NOM
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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*slaps your cakey ass*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:40,
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CAAAAAAAYKE!
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Bob Todd whee ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:45,
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another reason to delete facebook ....
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captinLOLschool saracism is my friend ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:12,
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a/s/l?
/seeificareblog Edit: also welcome noobian!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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obama is black lol
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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hilarious.
...
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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hilariously black
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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not only that, he appears to have an afro
which makes it doubly hilarious
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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hitlarios
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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Only if you ask white people.
According to this interview I watched with Whoopi Goldberg yesterday, lots of black people think he's too white.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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That's because he's not black
He's mixed race. But it still makes you racist if you criticise him.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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I know
I'm not a racist. His head is oddly shaped, like a spitting image puppet.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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Racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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Jewist.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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*thwows to the fwoor*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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Vewy wuffly?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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Yes, Centurion! Most wuffly!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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cracker ass mother fucker leader of the free world... he should pop a cap in Whoopi's ass and other things I've heard about on rap albums and seen on films starring Ice Cube
*enhuggles*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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YO
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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Possibly because he's doing a job
that has traditionally been held by a white man. I believe that to some this makes him "the man", keeping his brothers down. They ought to stick it to him.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22,
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They're never bloody satisfied are they?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22,
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Is anyone?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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I would be if someone gave me a roast dinner.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:25,
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Is that a euphemism?
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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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Not on your nelly.
I require yorkshires and meat.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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Mmm ... Yorkshires :)
The best bit of a Sunday lunch. With mint sauce. Always. Somerfield was shut on Sunday so we had to improvise with soya milk. They turned out surprisingly edible.
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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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mmmm yorkies
yorkies with chicken curry are nice yorkies kinda replace the naan bread i suppose
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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I cooked a fab roastie yesterday
but horror of horrors forgot the puddings... But my rosemary infused beef was delightful
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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ooooh nom
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:36,
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I am
I've had a mint Aero
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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I remember being astonished when I heard this when he was campaigning
"Oh, well, he's not black enough!" NOT. BLACK. ENOUGH. Idiots.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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twats
surely everyone's got Photoshop now
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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poor bloke can't win
'If there is no struggle, there is no progress'
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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bwahahah.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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I fucking HATE those things
I've just created a "Diarrhea" group in response to all the "would like to be a fan of morning sex" or "would you like to be a friend with hugs?" Failbook does my head in now.
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executiverocker only wears C&A ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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can i join ?
pretty pwease
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captinLOLschool saracism is my friend ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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just search for it on groups
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executiverocker only wears C&A ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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then stop using it
and find real problems to deal with...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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Facebook is real problems!
It's almost like you have forgotten how serious the internets is ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22,
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I gave up bitching about facebook ages ago
when I gave up on facebook... it has the power to turn people I like into annoying cunts and give me detailed information about people I couldn't give two fucks about. hey hey hey - someone you went to primary school with went to a party blacked up! hey hey hey - some lass you haven't seen for 14 years is older and more desperate hey hey hey - someone's found religion and thinks you should have it too
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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The solution, I've found, is to only use facebook to keep in contact with the people you actually give two fucks about.
I don't understand those people who add everyone they've ever met.
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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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I found it upsetting when people I once respected
invited me to become a ninja and a zombie and a vampire...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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I've got people on my Facebook I haven't ever met
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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Well skills.
Why not delete them? They can't bother you will silly invitations and feed-stories if you're not their friend ...
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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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ha, I dunno, all my facebook mail goes in the bin
I got bored of it very swiftly, so now I look at it about once a month
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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That's about acceptable.
I have people on there I *know* I have met, but now absolutely cannot remember at all, in any way.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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I like to torture myself with petty issues
then display my irritations online in hope for validation
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executiverocker only wears C&A ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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your beard is worryingly precise
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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It contains all the wonder in the world
and 100% of your daily wholemeal intake.
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executiverocker only wears C&A ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:36,
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don't
life will be richer and more pleasurable for everyone.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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the cycle of life! so majestic! so beautiful!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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im bring face book down on the inside
o who am i kidding im addicted
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captinLOLschool saracism is my friend ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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COCK TUESDAY!
*to the tune of rock lobster*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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dun-dunna dunna dunna
dun-dunna dunna dunna Dunna-dunna-dunna-doo-dah COCK TUESDAY dun-dunna dunna dunna dun-dunna dunna dunna Dunna-dunna-dunna-doo-dah COCK TUESDAY
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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*more hugs*
you've got it... so don't say I never give you anything. Were you in London seeing Grunty this weekend?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:19,
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I was, and Tom O'Bedlam and Earl Otterby.
*big hug and forehead lick*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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man - sounds llike loads of fun
I hope you all had a good time... are there photie-mographs?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:23,
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*sits waiting by phone*
:(
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:23,
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have you plugged it in?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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I was looking for you all Thursday to get your number so I could call you Saturday morning
:-(
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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I'll drop you a text so you'll have it for next time
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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Pleeeeeeeeease do
I was upset that I couldn't get a hold of you, and then the guilt set in. *hug* sorry lovely.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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No worries
but I'm holding your monkey hostage :p
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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Totally understandable, I feel a right bitch.
*hug*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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I'd bet he'd feel better
if there were some photographs to be seen of all the smashing lovely b3tards having fun in our nation's capital :) also - my forehead is gone all cold and it's attracting ladybirds - what have you been eating?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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I don't think there is, you know
I don't remember having to hide.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:36,
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okay then
I'll just imagine how smashing and lovely you all looked and the fun things you got up to...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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We looked fly as HELL, Holmes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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COCK TUESDAY!
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WormuIus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:19,
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The cock is strong in this one
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:40,
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ris?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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do what?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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i hate those fucking chain things
if someone tags me on a photo, i expect a photo of me, not some stupid smiley face 'the one with aids' or something. Baggershite Im glad its not just me that finds these irksome
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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Stop getting aids then!! LOL!!!
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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I CANT ITS TOO ADDICTIVE ROTFEL
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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WormuIus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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heh nice
i was thought he looked like some retarded old scifi film robot www.craphound.com/images/jonjomang.jpg
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captinLOLschool saracism is my friend ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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I take it this is something to do with myspace?
*RIS* welcome to b3ta, though! kittens, chairs etc etc
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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sorry but any mention of facebook makes me sleepy...
I REALLY don't see the point. I'm sure this is very good though hello new person etc...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22,
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facebookLOL
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:23,
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I fucking hate those things.
But then again I hate most things/people on facebook. Especially groups. Fucking hell the groups. I mean honestly some of them. Jesus Christ. HANG THE BASTARDS THAT DONT THINK THE JEREMY CLARKSON SHOULD BE PM.
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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CHAAAAARRRGGGE!!!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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I wish I got this...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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PSP game
rhythm battle thing
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:19,
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Excellent game.
Well worth a go if you get a chance.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:23,
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played the demo
wasn't quite what I was hoping for, I normally love beat based gameplay.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:34,
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CHIKA CHIKA PATA PON
:)
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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PON PATA PON PATA
grinded about 30 hours in the second one. got level ten epic fuckers.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:24,
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CAKEY TIEM
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:54,
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mmmmmmmmmm cake.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:56,
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ha ha ha How odd
But I bet Henry did enjoy a spot of cake every once in a while :D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:57,
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hahaha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:57,
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Is that what you tell the kiddys it is?
EDIT: Poor lass. She appears to have gaffa tape stuck to her tongue.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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It's a bad case of square cancer
I gave miss scunner some triangle cancer...:(
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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I dig the face recognition algorithm you're using
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:03,
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Hours of work made this wonder happen
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:06,
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!!!!
If that ISN'T rude, then it damn well should be And as for the pic, he probably looks a bit unhappy beacuse he has a black rectangle instead of a winkie.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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2001: The Phallic Oddity.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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hahahaha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:03,
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pre-post mindpissage
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:04,
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You just made the comment of the day :)
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:04,
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*wants cake*
That's all well and good, but we can do the Road Warrior.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:58,
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\o/ YUS
Or ciggy tiem, fur mich. *angoesaway*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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*Captain Wow exits stage left*
*loud noises can be heard outside* *seven angels descent from the ceiling on strings* *a Mexican pope enters the stage right*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:06,
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*the baron's daughter - who is dressed as an admiral - faints*
*swordfights break out on the balconies above* *divers alarums*
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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Ciggy's are bad for you
/moral thingy blog
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:07,
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EVERYTHING is bad for you
so you may as well smoke
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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So is food, sleep, tea, alcohol, tv, radio, doing nothing
You only live once so do what the fuck you want I say.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:09,
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So's being a square, daddio.
ugh, meeting. Aha, not yet.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:10,
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Quick note, draw off is tomorrow not today peeps
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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ning HT
I believe you have my stapler
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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eh?
this one you mean?
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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Haha
It was an office space reference in the hope you would post this image
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:22,
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Oooh, fab.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:12,
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One chocolate
to rule them all...
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Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:11,
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The preferred chocolate of Freemasons
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:12,
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Nope, that'll be the Cadburys Wispa
/well, it is in this case...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:13,
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We don't have that chocolate here, but it looks good!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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it's helped many a Lodge meeting ;)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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oh yes - hehe - along with a secret handshake
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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I'm making a secret milkshake
in this tiny glass
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:21,
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My handshake brings all the brethren to the antechamber
And their life, well you know.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:23,
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Damn right it's better than yours
we could let you into the secret underground velvet trains but we'd have to charge. *doesn't really know much about all this except the masons make damn good free pens*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28,
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and they have aprons
possibly those ones with tits on that dads have at barbecues
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:29,
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And special masonic chocolate
a friend got married at a lodge recently.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30,
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Illuminutty!
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:32,
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oh, now that was beautiful.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:32,
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:D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:33,
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Hahaha - yes they've reached the top of the pyramid
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:33,
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ha ha ha
office lauging out loud
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:58,
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Never tried 'em
but they're everywhere here in Germany
(
Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:29,
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You!
I just found out my grandad was a mason type, that mean I can get in?
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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If you want to make the tea
or something like that
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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there are ladies lodges, so yes :)
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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how much are they a night?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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Butlins ftw
(
Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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Mmmmm. Ladies' lodges...
*goes off to sexah magical place*
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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Does this mean we get to lodge with the Ladies?
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25,
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Archie is your Grandfather?!:O
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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Yes. Yes he is.
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:21,
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And how is mini trelly doing today?
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24,
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Upstairs having a screaming fit
Which I'm ignoring cos she woke me at 1am. And 4.30am. And 7am. And 8am.
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26,
archived )
have you tried unplugging her?
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:27,
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I've even tried rolling the batteries around a bit
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28,
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Oh dear.
Not the carpentry again? You should take her power tools away. EDIT: Oooh anout 500 posts to my 55555th. I'll have to try and not miss this one like I did my 30k, 40k and 50k.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:27,
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No, 13th century Gregorian chant this time
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28,
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the little git
I bet it's the Adamski remix as well!
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30,
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that only applies to Stonecutters
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:19,
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Those bastards, making Steve Guttenberg a star...
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:20,
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We do! We do!
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:21,
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And they're making a bad job of controlling the pound
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:22,
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Hello - I'm an electric car
if you drive me people will think you're gay
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:23,
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Are Cars Electric?
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:23,
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Too many Gary Nueman references.
(
King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 12:47,
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I've always wondered.
If there's freemasones where are a captured ones?
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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They reside in the houses of parliment
(
Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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They are forming the NWO as we speak
/catnippp
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:17,
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Noodles With Orangina!
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18,
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Not Werther's Originals!
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24,
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Nine Womens' Ovaries
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26,
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Oh yes
I hear that's what the stuff the benches with.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:17,
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lolwut
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24,
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Isn't that a form of German sausage?
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25,
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gah, don't make me hungry!
(
Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26,
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in nice warm bread slathered in mustard and fried onions.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30,
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stop that
/empty cupboard blog
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:32,
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My Great Grandfather
leader of a Welsh masonic order. Trufax
(
WormuIus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30,
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Oh, with this choccy eye you're really spoiling us
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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This goes straight to the heart of iridology
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:21,
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I find your lack of ring disturbing
BONJOUR MY BEAUTIFUL B3TARDS!
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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* Shows Floppy Donkey his ring
"There you go mate!"
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18,
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My precious
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25,
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b3tettes
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18,
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b3ta-ers
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24,
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b3toids
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25,
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b3twats
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26,
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b3tlynches
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28,
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inglorious b3tards
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:34,
archived )
B3Tabwoys
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:35,
archived )
B3tanus buttfruits
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:36,
archived )
Cathrine b3ta Jones
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:36,
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she's got a lovely arse
but he's getting on a bit now
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:38,
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b3tonians
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:40,
archived )
B3trixes
(
Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:46,
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Ooooooh, speaking as a femb3t
I like that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26,
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;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:32,
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The mordor you eat, the mordor you want
Have calmed down a little bit now, only a little
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:30,
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dere's bin a mordor
a little fella's doid
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:31,
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sorry for morning digustingness factor
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:59,
archived )
beep beep!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:01,
archived )
*mutter* Stupid Merkins
Haemorrhoids has an A in it.... Woo to post :)
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:02,
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lol did they spell it wrong on the packet?
those septics...
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:03,
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and 'herbs'
HAS A SHITTING H AT THE BEGINNING.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:04,
archived )
please don't get me started...
IT'S PRONOUNCED ZED NOT ZEE!!!! AHHHHHH! *buys rifle from supermarket *climbes tower *snipes
(
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:07,
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Although
apparently 'aloominum' IS the way it was first pronounced, being discovered by a merkin, it's only when we brought the discovery over here we changed it to 'alyuminyum'. Obviously I'm writing phoenetically there. Also, that could all be a load of bollocks, I can't think where I got that from.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:09,
archived )
Also, Vite-amins is technically the correct pronunciation
But still. ColoUr, favoUr, all those... just damned lazy
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:11,
archived )
also:
it's 'centri-FYU-gal'.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:12,
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dooty
prem-eer and other words
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:14,
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Aye.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:17,
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Except that doesn't even exist at all
As my scientifically trained other half insists on reminding me EVERY TIME the word comes up on tv...
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:14,
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It's a word, the word exists. It is pronounced in the aforementioned way.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18,
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My argument exactly!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:23,
archived )
*high five*
Next time he says it, give me a call and I'll back you up. Two against one. Then we'll get Izzy involved. Success!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:24,
archived )
Izzy's already on my side
I'm teaching her to like marmite and everything
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:27,
archived )
Top mummage, there!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28,
archived )
Well it would be
If it weren't for the fact you're not supposed to give them marmite this young. Too salty apparently. I said screw it and let her have some anyway
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:29,
archived )
She's YOUR baby.
To do with as you wish until she's 18. I'm 100% behind this, which is why my babies will be dressed in star trek uniforms until they're big enough to fight me off.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:31,
archived )
Hahaha
(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:33,
archived )
Heh heh
Found a knitting pattern for a Star Trek uniform babygrow. Am sorely tempted....
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:34,
archived )
PLEASE SAVE IT
or scan it and send me a copy. Please please please please please. *very very serious*
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:34,
archived )
do you know how to knit?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:38,
archived )
I used to, and can still a bit.
my best mate's dead hot at it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:41,
archived )
Bah, is only 0-2 months
And I'm not confident enough to resize it :( Can email it to you though - gaz or FB me the best address?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:42,
archived )
I'll gaz it, two tics.
Thank you so much, lovelykins.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:44,
archived )
I would dispute that
Surely the Latin vite would be "Veetay"
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Vulthoom ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15,
archived )
or
"witรง" - "V" was pronounced as "W"
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:19,
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But the "modern" English pronunciation
when the word was first coined would have used the (incorrect) hard V. Hey! Wait a minute. I just rememebered. No-one cares! Poot Poot.
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Vulthoom ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25,
archived )
also, happy b3taday
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:28,
archived )
Yes it would
But vitamins is a portmanteau of vital amines. So they're still pronouncing it wrong: it should be vite-a-meens
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:25,
archived )
Humphry Davy was Cornish, not a merkin
(
Vulthoom ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:12,
archived )
Woo - Hippy Bird Day!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18,
archived )
Thank you!
(
Vulthoom ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:26,
archived )
See, I knew I couldn't be entirely right.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:19,
archived )
What I said ¬
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:02,
archived )
eh?
:)
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:03,
archived )
I've only been at work for two hours and i am fucked off and want to punch someone
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:04,
archived )
Goosfrahbah.
Easy, tiger.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:04,
archived )
what happened?
my work is full of annoying folk too...
(
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:04,
archived )
spread marmalade on their chairs
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:07,
archived )
put dog poo in their cd/dvd drives
and wait for their computers to heat up, if they've got any. Also, go home. This plan doesn't work if you're still there.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:10,
archived )
my office mate had a clicky pen today.
I left at half two.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:10,
archived )
You should've removed his pen and shoved it up his nose
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:11,
archived )
he was close to going out the window.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:19,
archived )
Just find someone from HR and relieve your stress on them. They deserve it and they understand
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:10,
archived )
I used to be an HR person
and I totally agree. Bitches, the fucking lot of them.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:11,
archived )
Yes I thought you would have been the exception. :)
I honestly don't know how an entire department can justify their positions
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:14,
archived )
Go outside, somewhere secluded
Punch yourself, come back, say you were mugged, get sent home :) (Although I'm sure there are less painful ways of achieving this)
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:13,
archived )
draw a bruise on with crayons
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:14,
archived )
That's never a solution
unless you work in a boxing school
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:18,
archived )
hahahahah!
:D
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:05,
archived )
mmmmmmmmmm piles.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:10,
archived )
hahaha
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:12,
archived )
This is a subscription service
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:25,
archived )
Now that's an idea.
Ningles Joe. Any chance you know how to use WinSCP? Anyone?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26,
archived )
Frayed knot...
I'm Dreamweavered so it does all that for you (I don't really understand this kind of thing... just if it works) Ningles!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:27,
archived )
Fair enough, thanks lad.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30,
archived )
the FTP thingy?
I think I used it once - is it giving trouble?
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28,
archived )
I don't know how to use it
have never seen it in action, and it's currently in possession of two extremely important files.... *weeps* Tuesday, bloody Tuesday. How are you?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30,
archived )
I am good and full of chocolate and last night's Thai
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31,
archived )
Full of last night's chinese leftovers from the night before.
*clutches tumbly protectively and glares in an easterly direction*
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31,
archived )
I've got Mexican heartburn.
Chilli pizza. :P
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35,
archived )
I had mexican heartburn on friday
took several pints before it eased off
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36,
archived )
Nom.
Saturday I had steaky goodness with Tom O'Bedlam, JPG and Earl Otterby. Twas fab.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36,
archived )
haha
I've now got an image of the four of you chasing a cow
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37,
archived )
That's no way to speak about our lovely yank waitress.
Who was delightful, bless her.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37,
archived )
I hope you gave him that hug from me?
I'd have requested ones for the others too if I'd known, prob just as well I didn't really as you'd have spent all day hugging!
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38,
archived )
I gave him many many many many!
It's hard to leave him alone. Have you heard from him since Saturday, at all?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41,
archived )
Yes.
Yesterday or Sunday, said he was doing much better. Has he gone dark?
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:45,
archived )
Thought so, but if you spoke to him on Sunday
then obviously not. Phew.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:48,
archived )
*jealouses*
Sounds like fun :)
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39,
archived )
Oh it WAS.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41,
archived )
me too
a mini London meet and no me... *hurumph*
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:52,
archived )
See, now I'VE only just found out that you're there all the time
and now I feel guilty.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:02,
archived )
Gai Pad Bai Graprao ftw!
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36,
archived )
w agn
(
spacefish bong! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41,
archived )
pfft
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42,
archived )
my huevos rancheros yesterday were the sex
you can tell a breakfast is win if it involves a jar of jalapenos and two scotch bonnets. nom nom nom
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37,
archived )
Your fingers are alright then, yes?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38,
archived )
yeah i heal fucking quickly. I'm part wolverine
though those wings nearly made my fingers cry :(
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:40,
archived )
High five for healing quickly.
My last tattoo took five days. The wife wasn't happy, his sleeve took about two months.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:41,
archived )
I'm shit at ironing too
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42,
archived )
Thank fuck you're a pin up for the boys in the forces, eh?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43,
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that's me
I'm Gracie Fields disguised as Philip Schofield
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:45,
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its an odd day when you read your hidden passions published on an internet message board
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:46,
archived )
Good LORD.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:49,
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someone called me a Silver Fox at the weekend
I'm not sure if that's a compliment
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:50,
archived )
Well it does suit you, it's a handsome look.
I'd be chuffed, were it me. Usually I just get 'OI CAFRIN TATE'
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:51,
archived )
*looks up in yiffers' handbook*
PHOAR!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:55,
archived )
=D
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43,
archived )
cor
eggs are mank though
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38,
archived )
not when i'm cooking them they ain't :)
nice bit of fried ham on a wrap filled cheese then fried
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39,
archived )
AGREED
Man, I worry about my jalapeno consumption sometimes
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43,
archived )
i'm convinced the amount of vinegar i consume as a by product of eating jalapenos is beginning to pickle my organs...
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:45,
archived )
Haha
also: Habanero ftw!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:01,
archived )
nom
they make me salivate
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:46,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29,
archived )
\o/
lifesaver.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30,
archived )
:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:32,
archived )
have you tried turning it off and on again?
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:33,
archived )
It's not that it's not working
it's that I have no idea how to use it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35,
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with a hammer
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36,
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I fucking wish.
Can I just set fire to this place and go home?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37,
archived )
have you tried turning yourself off and on again?
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38,
archived )
I'm a hormonal woman, I can do that five times before breakfast.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42,
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"If you want to work out your share of the bill, there is an app for that!"
Yes, or just use a calculator on your regular phone. "If you want to remember where you parked your car, OMFG THERE IS AN APP FOR THAT TOO!!!!11" Yes, or just remember what cocking car park you are in, its NOT HARD.
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26,
archived )
Is there one for reminding you where you left your phone?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:27,
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That's why God invented the landline
That's all I seem to use mine for now
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28,
archived )
That, and calling the bank.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31,
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Freephone number?
"This call be charged at your normal rate"... fuckers
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35,
archived )
:D are you calling the one in Jamaica?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:36,
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no she called by herself
wait.... hang on...
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39,
archived )
Alaska?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39,
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Lisbon?
No, i think she likes men
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:42,
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OMG there might be!! *pays £4.99*
It wouldn't wuprise me if there is a smug app, with a little croissant that OMG TILTS when you tilt the iphone!!111
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29,
archived )
Want to piss away your hard earned cash on useless things you'll use once?
There's an app for that
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28,
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Thankfully
the beardedwife is downloading all the free apps. I don't think he's shelled out hard earned for any yet.
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Joliet ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29,
archived )
haha, you don't think he has
but that's because he's either a) not telling you or b) got an app that masks the bill from you
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35,
archived )
SO glad I'm not the only one thinking that...
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35,
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and none of them will be forward compatible
so you'll need to get them all again when the new iPhone comes out in 3 days and your gullible keeping up with the joneses nature forces you to spend another ยฃ300 on something that if you didn't have you wouldn't miss
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38,
archived )
I'm sure someone will make an 'apps you need to buy updated version of app'
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:39,
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Nyoms!
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Joliet ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29,
archived )
load patty.app
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31,
archived )
I've always been partial to user-friendly baps, myself.
:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31,
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*eats
*dentists *sues JS
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:01,
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:24,
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mmmmmmmmmm fondue.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:25,
archived )
It's not easy being cheesy
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26,
archived )
Mmmmmm. Fondue.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26,
archived )
Mmmmmm. Fondue.
I just hope you put some good cheese in that heart.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:27,
archived )
Savoyarde
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29,
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Cheese :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:27,
archived )
mmmmmm coronary
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28,
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the more i look at this the more I wonder if thats what my insides look like...
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30,
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Edam you
I *heart* this.
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29,
archived )
Mmmmmm. Fondue.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:33,
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*puts a bit of meat on a stick*
*dips*
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Joliet ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35,
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mmmmmmmmmmm fondue.
what's a fondue? it goes 'ring ring'
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43,
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hahaha!!! *bokes
*dips nachos *bokes
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:00,
archived )
Hahaha *spangs
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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this is bother utterly whimsical
and brilliant :D
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arrangedletters ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:32,
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I am reporting myself to Social Services
PS welcome back, everybody.
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:09,
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rocket bollard!
also, I finally got FFVII to work on XP *numpads*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:17,
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apparently, that's just been released on the japanese psn...
I really hope they release it on the european one when Advent Children is re-released...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:20,
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yay!
also congrats. Was it was Win98 compatible? and was there ever a FF game better than seven?
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:22,
archived )
yer, gotta run it in 98 compatibility mode
it's blocky as hell but I love it
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:24,
archived )
random battles
or whatever they were called. drove me insane...
(
revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:31,
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heh, yeah
"Look, I'm in a hurry - I don't want to fight something that looks like an icecream with three cocks AGAIN"
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:32,
archived )
I really really liked 8...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:24,
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I've never played one
Should I? I do like adventure games from time to time.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:33,
archived )
SPOILER: AERIS DIES!
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!sorry
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26,
archived )
NO WAI
the slag, I hate her Healing Wind my arse
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:29,
archived )
*sobs over fanfic*
(
pzyko Query failed. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30,
archived )
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:22,
archived )
I am reporting myself to the sexy police
good morning everybody
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:23,
archived )
nings medi
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:32,
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erm
shitty drawing, but you get the idea. try it on your cat/dog whatever
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connor ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:56,
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haha - yes I'd like to try this on my cat
Woo
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:57,
archived )
Well...i'm just gonna go make that right now!
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Fly Projector ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:57,
archived )
:)
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:59,
archived )
Phwoor....
I bet that tastes salty :D
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:02,
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Cool
I'm not clear on the details of your plan though, is it spray on tan, or is it spray on sun tan lotion? I'm with you in principle, but I think we need to get our stories straight for if we get caught.
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ManekiNeko loves horses ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:02,
archived )
:-)
morning pickle. Have you seen JPG about?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:04,
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i've not i'm afraid
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:23,
archived )
Thanks
anyway...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:25,
archived )
we groovy?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26,
archived )
Morning lovely
I've not heard from him since sunday
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:25,
archived )
Hahaha :)
Morning sir How are you?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:07,
archived )
groovitational ta!
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:23,
archived )
haha, awesomeness :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:01,
archived )
Do you have a dog version?
I do not have cats as they are shit! Dogs for the win!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:03,
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its a
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connor ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:07,
archived )
& thats ^ a "Page Not Found" - Woo
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:18,
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Sadly a couple of people have worked out how to bork the poll system
So they can't be used with any liability anymore.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:26,
archived )
You mean that Dogs may not be winning?
* Crys
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:34,
archived )
I don't know but crabs seem pretty popular!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:37,
archived )
I don't know anything about that
*whistles*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38,
archived )
Sorry mate
I think he meant marine crabs.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:44,
archived )
oh right
*zips up trousers*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:47,
archived )
*applies to woodlouse*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:05,
archived )
That is one sexy giraffe!
Anyone else watch the new red dwarf on dave? Most of my childhood died along with the 'laughs' on that show :'(
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:06,
archived )
It was more dreadful than even my worst predictions...
All those involved - hang your heads in shame.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:17,
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hrrr, glad I missed it now
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:18,
archived )
This
and that! What I didn't like was that they couldn't be bothered to come up with something that followed on from the last series. Any and all plot chasms were brushed away by saying it was in the "9th series"
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Joliet ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:21,
archived )
Fkin disgrace and pointless imo
:( EDIT: Did someone mod edit this post??
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:25,
archived )
I stopped watching halfway through series 3
for this very reason.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:23,
archived )
Pah!
Dwarf was good right up to Series 6 Edit: AND I rewatched series 8 on Friday in preparation for the new eps and I thought they were excellent! FAR better than series 7
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Joliet ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:27,
archived )
series 3? but series 5 was the best!
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:28,
archived )
I still think the first two were the best
But then i prefer the blackadder-esq sit-com style to the monster stuff of the later series.
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:30,
archived )
Marooned
Best episode ever. Bar none!
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Joliet ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:34,
archived )
Tis a great one
Have you read the books? The marooned part is really long and a great read.
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:35,
archived )
Yep
Have double copies of all of them as, when the beardedwife and I moved in together, we both brought our copies with us and neither of us will part with any of them :)
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Joliet ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:46,
archived )
Exactly
a sitcom set in space rather than a sci-fi show with jokes
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:38,
archived )
Nope - I don't know why either
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:41,
archived )
HAHAHA
JAH JAH JAH THROW HER BACK!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:42,
archived )
hahahhahah! brill :D
'ningles everyone! edit: now this looks good :Dnews.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7985728.stm
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:45,
archived )
'Ning Ning Ning
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:47,
archived )
hahaha
gotta be better than this
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:01,
archived )
129
Mr D'arcy clouts your delicate head with a cudgle. You awaken in a elegantly decorated study. Your head hurts. To investigate the writing desk, turn to 233, to investigate the study door, turn to 54. If you have any items which may help you, subtract that number from this paragraph, and turn to that number. hahaha, that would be thrilling :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:12,
archived )
I'm getting that for the wife's birthday :)
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:53,
archived )
pffft.... daft cow
happy Back to work day all!!!! I got cats at the weekend (no photos yet cos I left my cables at home). What life-altering event defined your weekend?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:47,
archived )
nings JS
I had a shitload of chocolate and got asked to be on Channel 4 oh, and I saw Prince Philip
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:52,
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Those are all ace
Are you gonna be on that life drawing programme Ch4 are making?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:56,
archived )
hahaha that'd be great
naw, my mates are going to be on the new series of The Family
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:57,
archived )
ooooh....
I love Robert Lindsey... ;)
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:03,
archived )
haha
it's not the same without Kris Marshall
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:05,
archived )
^ This is true - FACT
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:07,
archived )
'Ning.
I saw the world's smallest twin-prop aircraft. Yes, two chainsaw engines can get a person airborne. OK so it wasn't exactly life-changing, but what do you want at this time of day?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:54,
archived )
The idea of chainsaws making people fly excites me
And at this time of the day I want coffee and a bacon roll
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:56,
archived )
Ooo good call. Will provide photographic evidence once I get to a USB cable...
Edit
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:59,
archived )
haha what?
they'll be ok if it crashes in a forest then
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:58,
archived )
nings JS!
I realised I can't eat as much chocolate as I could 15 years ago, I discover Quake Live, I found out that Red Light Cameras are set to go off whilst lights just turn amber to help the council/police milk you of your hard earned cash, and I discovered the secrets to cold fusion. One of these stories isn't true. I can still eat THAT much chocolate.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:00,
archived )
I had hardly any chocolate
we forgot to check the half price eggs yesterday and had to make do with Creme Eggs and dougnuts. Which as nice
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:24,
archived )
I have another two days off..
*Spent the four days of Easter with all my family and now I has a weekend till Thursday.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:06,
archived )
BARRY!!...BARRY!!....BARRY!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:49,
archived )
COME ON BARRY!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:52,
archived )
Man that woman was stupid!
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Fly Projector ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:57,
archived )
She found them to be unBEARable
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:58,
archived )
:D :D
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:08,
archived )
hahah fantastic
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:09,
archived )
An execellent thing for any man to see
first thing in the morning. Muchas gracias!
(
eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:08,
archived )
ALL ACROSS THE L&, PEOPLE ARE BEING B& - ALL BY VIMOD'S H&!
YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US. CALL VIMOD NOW AND BE B&!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:41,
archived )
Hahaha
He invented the clone tool. Now I underst&.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:46,
archived )
okay so heres a paradoxal situation here:
what if v-mod b& him/herself?????
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d d ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:46,
archived )
One of his friends might get him de-B&
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:55,
archived )
Hahaha :)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:49,
archived )
What? Who?
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:57,
archived )
It's a gaything.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:01,
archived )
VIMOD is the uber-MODerator that can ban anyone from anything. He first started from banning people from using Photoshop CS4, and his strength grew from there
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:08,
archived )
ALL HIS STRENGTH COMES FROM LASSI
*my can of vimod lassi here*
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:09,
archived )
Ah, ok
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:11,
archived )
VIMOD!!
*my drawing of vimod on his zamboni here*
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:08,
archived )
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:11,
archived )
This is ace :D
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:13,
archived )
Thanks!
They decided to meet up with their old friend Smug Bastardd and go for a ride in his new car
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:18,
archived )
MORE PEOPLE SHOULD BE B&. INCLUDING NATHAN REES
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:08,
archived )
There'a a sketch idea. VIMOD banning Nathan Rees
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:08,
archived )
did you know about cnsw?
I read about it in a copy of the telegraph today and obviously i am outraged.www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/04/14/2542263.htm
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:12,
archived )
I know about CWN
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:16,
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cuntish wankers now.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:23,
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dogs
:)
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thistle ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:38,
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dogs indeed
to the casual welsh observer :)
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:52,
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They are so incompetent.
Rees has just approved a move for the RTA HQ to move from Surry Hills into the old Optus building in Nth Sydney. They'll now be paying about 5 Million dollars more than they were per year in rent.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:16,
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honestly i don't want to think about how bad the state is at the moment
simple fact is i think that labor have been in to long and they are complacent, however, the opposition are less effectual than a used nappy at holding the government to account.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:22,
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Yep 100%!
Barry O'Farrell needs to speak up more.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:25,
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Anyone seen JPG?
Ning and that. Question important.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:57,
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They never learn! :|
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Fly Projector ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:14,
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Fantastic :D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:25,
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Haha
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:37,
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OMG IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A COCKLOL
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:07,
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I DO NOT SEE ANY CHICKENS
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:21,
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Silly BargeArse
In dystopian future, chickens see you.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:23,
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I get this feeling of dozens of extra eyes peeping at me, each time I visit KFC
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:31,
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blade runner
woo yay hoopla
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:25,
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Cheers
Posting it early so someone will see it. ;)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:27,
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5am ish
doesnt get much earlier than that xD edit : its gone quiet :/ edit 2 : oh shit, its Tuesday time
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:31,
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WHEN IT GOES QUIET, THEN YOU HAVE TO SHOUT!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:08,
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I'M AT WORK NOW
YOU MAY CONTINUE.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:25,
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OK I'M NOW GOING TO CONTINUE
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 7:37,
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GO ON THEN!
* waits
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:10,
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*continues
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 8:20,
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Haha
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:26,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:56,
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does that now mean i've got 7 days left to live?
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:57,
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Haha
she's looking into your soul
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:01,
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That is excellent.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:01,
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Thanks :)
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:04,
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Lines!
Ghost girl is still my favourite ever.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:01,
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The one from yesterday?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:02,
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http://b3ta.com/board/9357346
I forget when yesterday was.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:18,
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That is a great one.
Happy Toast said she looked like Lily Cole. I've met her. A propos of nothing.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:23,
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Thanks :)
I plan to make some more of those. I'm having a few problems finding source pics. I really miss flickrleech.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:26,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:27,
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Thanks,
I'll check it out.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:40,
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I'd to see a series of the Bond girls and/or villains
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:34,
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Arsula Undress
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:42,
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Wow! I really like this.
From far away it looks like ASCII art, but of course its not. How long did this take to do? and how many layers were there?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:05,
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There are really only 6 layers.
One of them is just the flat white background, and the other 5 are the overlaying vector layers that make up the face. At the end though I doubled up the 5 vector layers and offset them to give it some more density, so there are actually 11 layers used if you include the background. It took about an hour I guess. It's the same techniques I often use to make these, except I put raster masks onto all of the vector layers and filled them with a stripe, then rotated the raster masks to create the crosshatching.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:15,
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So there are only six layers but actually there are eleven layers?
YOUR WEB OF LIES IS UNRAVELLING, MOFAHA
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:19,
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IT IS VERY LAGE
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:20,
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ok my fucking shitty internet is making me want to kick shit up so I think I'll go for a walk
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:21,
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WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:31,
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FUCKING, SHITTY INTERNET
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:42,
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The technology arm of their Magnet division doesn't seem to be doing to well
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 6:01,
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Ahh I was also wondering how you did the cross-hatching. I should have a go at vectors one day
Have you ever had any commercial interest in your art works?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:20,
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Sometimes
the stuff I post here isn't all that different from the stuff I present to some of my clients. No, not the knob jokes. The other stuff.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:40,
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can someone please explain why my internet gives up after loading half a page
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:07,
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Maybe there's an interruptible power supply from Integral Energy to your ISP?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:12,
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I like it
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:08,
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How many b&q staff does it take to assemble a deck chair on easter monday ?
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artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:29,
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i'm sorry but I think you were looking for /links
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InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:30,
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links
rubs the sleepy dust outta' his eyes.. that was supposed to display as active content.. stuff i created none the less. cant change it to links now tho & got moaned at for delete & repost on something else.. so leaving it be unless an admin moves it (shrug).
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artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:32,
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Admins here don't move your shit for you.
You fucked up, not their problem.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:39,
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Quick! Edit a pikchewer
into that post and whistle nonchalantly - everyones will loves you! :D
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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that... ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:40,
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Keeps waiting for pic to load!
.......waiting.....
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Fly Projector ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:40,
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Buggerall
worth waiting for.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 9:43,
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you all would like proof read reverlations one world government nwo ring a bell to do this first money banks then food every body is just doing thier job OK!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:40,
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ok
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:42,
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oooo...
tay!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:43,
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OK
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:50,
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Okay
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:50,
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OKE
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 5:44,
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I will pear this for the end of Easter weekend!
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Fly Projector ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:44,
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needs more chubby German girls jumping in
:D EDIT: But I do enjoy the finished product and attention to detail
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:46,
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rabbity rabbit :)
lol.. i want one that size as a rug for my living room :) use its skull as a foot stool & pipe stand :) ..sod it, youll find this link up on the links forum now too. sod the (minutae) rule nazis ;)
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artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:53,
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i came here from /links and this confused the shit out of me
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:57,
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can someone please put a post about all the links to pyramid related stuff.. including pyramids on the moon, their formation and how they match earths.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:36,
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the ability of the human mind to find patterns in random data is quite amazing
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:47,
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quick dirty and indeed shit..
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Kingtoke was shit at life on ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 3:13,
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PAC MAN NEEDS A STIMULUS PACKAGE!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 14 Apr 2009, 4:28,
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