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[challenge entry] Aherm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# :D you buffoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# GROURMP!
'Lo! :)

EDIT: this was my 9000th post. A wooooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Congratulaaaations
and immolations
I want the world to know that you're making films with bees
Defenestrations
and big fat asians
I'm going to pat your head and cover you in ghee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# defenestration
is a good word. Cant believe there is a specific word for something so uncommon as being thrown through a window...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# it's one of mr b3th's favourite words
we learned all about it on a trip to Prague castle.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# they loved their defenestrations there
it's one of those words that must've been introduced in order to stop a profession losing its credibility. i imagine a bunch of historians sitting around going "look, we can't go on calling it 'the prague thing where they threw everyone out of the window,' people will think we're idiots"

see also mathematicians and the word "cardioid." it's "heart-shaped" you nerds!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# cardioid - I'd never heard that before
that's fab!

I guess that's along the same lines as 'ovoid'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# somewhat illogically
fenestration is the arrangement of windows in a building... and not throwing something into a window...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# wouldn't that be
infenestration or interfenestration or something?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# isnt 'fenetre' french for window?
One of the few things i remember from french at school
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# it is aye
from Latin fenestra
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# hey I get to dig out one of my exciting trufax
as a linguist the following interests me, though may not interest others.

Most German words come from a different root to English ones. We get many of ours from Latin.

However, the word 'Window' is completely different to the Latin word 'finestra' - which is where the French get their word 'fenêtre'. But the German word is 'Fenster' - one of the few they get from Latin.

In my warped and miserable world, this is an exciting Trufax.

You may now continue as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# aye, this is indeed true
window is Old Norse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ooooo
are you one them there linguaphiles too?

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Oooh, interesting
Dutch for window = venster

although it's slightly archaic, we use raam more often
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# well done that person
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# shoop de woop!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I blame a lack of sleep...
:D Mornin' Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# good ningles lovely pants
how's things?

... have I said ningles to you this morning already?

*head is up arse today*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Not a clue, I'm crossposting :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# don't share needles!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hello Supernintendo Chalmers
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
actual lollages have erupted here at Savalas Towers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# its a Ralph Wiggum-ism
so i cannot take credit, alas.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I thought it might be but I still chortelayed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahahahah officelollage...
Ralph is the greatest:

"I bent my wookiee!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# my cats breath smells like cat food
and

its tastes like BURNING

Are some of my faves.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# That's the rock where I saw the leprichaun - he told me to burn things!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# still lolling
I choo choo choose you. And there's a picture of a train
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I ate my crayon
or was it I ate my glue?

Something along those lines, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Miss Hoover? My worm went in my mouth, and then I ate it; can I have another one?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Read that as womb.
Confusing times.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
i almost forgot that one

I love the pacing of those lines - the way he says 'can i have another one' quickly is genius
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# pffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Mornin fluffy!
PS your 'ickle one looks a right cutie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ningles chiefy!
And thanks - I reckon he's a keeper, but I am slightly biased :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahahhaahhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Shteeeevie!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# 'lo ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# aww that was my intendention as well
*nicely*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Ta sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Arf:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Now there's a retail emporium I'd frequent.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# super smashing great
now you've got your Bully - that's safe!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Well safe
*does flicky finger thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# init!
*dances to something called... grime!???*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hehehe
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Top Stuff, that man!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Ta JP!
You ok my fine fellow? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# close to sleep.
But ok, ta - yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Not too bad sir...
...me shweepy too. We have a new puppy who regularly wakes at dawn and thinks I am a chewstick :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# The Stig didn't like the handling in the corners,
it kept on wandering off to munch the grass
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Arf!
"...and coming round to Gambon - Oh No! He's gone straight off into the lettuce!"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# haha
sounds like saladpr0n
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# haha!
Ace! I've just booked my first ever driving lesson, maybe these will be available by the time I pass my test :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# congratumalations
:)

hopefully it all goes well.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Thank you Proffy :)
I'm sure it will be hideous. Keep an eye on the news for learner-driver-related terror and catastrophe in the Kent area in the next few weeks :S
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# no no no
nothing to be afeared of... just take it slowly and go easy on yourself. Clutch work will be hard at first but in no time at all you'll get the hang of it. There is absolutely no reason why everybody shouldn't aspire to be a good driver.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# just give the examiner a look at your goodies
This is how all womens pass their test*


*100% facts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# they do the funky gibbon?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# scratch that
that sounds even more lewd than griffy's suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# but would make an exciting new addition to the test
Now then Miss Smith, when I bash my clipboard on the dashboard, I would like you to perform the Funky Gibbon as if Bill Oddy, Graham Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor have just ridden out in front of you on a tridem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# after that we'll give the emergency giant kitten another go
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# That's fucking wonderful :D
entirely well shopped :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# haha nicely ;)
Have a chocolate caykie pea
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ooOooOooooooo
thats ace. whats the mileage like and how fast doe s it take to do 0 - 60 ?
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# the milage is great
but 0-60 is only good if you rate it in inches per hour
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# and your going
down a hill
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# WONDERFUL
please put some happy people in it

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# just one happy person is enough
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# haha the sheer g-forces involved
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hahahha, top 'shop!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# It's the best way to travel!

(Fly Projector, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# that's pretty much how my Peugeot accelerates
I was round your gaff this weekend for a tasty Sundy lunch. You are at the one by Homebase and not the one by Blockbusters, right?

For some reason, we only seem to eat burgers when the Monopoly thing is on. I think we just like playing with the little stickers.

It's like Kinder Surprise for fat grown-ups.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I was at the one in town
and spent a while at the one by homebase for a bit, but don't work for them any more... I had a genuine man-hating lesbian boss that made life intolerable, so i walked
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# good for you
Having just walked from a very bad job myself, I applaud your actions. Shit bosses are shit.

is that why you're able to be here in the daytime now?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I was on wierd all over the time hours
world of warcrack keeps me busy most of my free time at the mo tho.

I do keep looking in here regularly, and occasionally shop something, but not as prolifically as I used to
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Bask in my topicality


I got a little hot and bothered looking up source images for this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# haha
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Cor!
Cat Deely can bum me anytime
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ...is the correct answer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# you have the thing
for ant and dec too? They're SO hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I've been watching too much Bo Selector lately
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can imagine.

Actually, I *can* imagine...oh dear lord...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Google images with safe search off is very distracting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# What's going on? What's she done?
I miss wonky donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# haha nothing
I'm just 10 years behind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# 10 years???
FUCK

:-[
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# since Ant, Dec and Cat anyway
it got crap after that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# i miss Holly Willoughby in a maid outfit covered in cream cake
The only good thing about recent saturday morning kids tv. Do they still exist now?

Its a far cry from the good old days of get fresh etc...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ^this
edit: do they still exist? I have no idea myself anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# hahahah, hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# this is probably the first cdc to give me a boner.
probably.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# haha
this is mainly a thirtysomethings thread
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# how dare you
I'm 27
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I'm 30 tomorrow
hence this is my last day of not being 30 something for the next 10 years...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# 30s are fab
*is 39 this year*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I said MAINLY
I meant MANLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# *fuappes*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLUFMqGq9II

Im not one of those strange men who get off on women putting custard in their pants by the way. Its just the maid outfit and seamed stockings more than anything
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# COR!
BUCCAKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# 1:23
someone with animation skillz0rs NEEDS to CDC this.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# that's a lot of spurt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I don't know, I get up in the morning and put the news on.
*is her dad, it would appear*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# ^ but with added Soccer a.m.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Blee, football.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahahhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# that's a show I can get behind :D

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Not as hot and bothered as I am
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] GET IM TOSH!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV-aECTAgu0

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# \o/
Your tagging is superb, sir...as is the pic.

*clicks*

Edit: And the badly-driven SD1 in the video clip - brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# haha cheers
but hummus lack, plus going to a meeting til 6 at the earliest :/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Jeepers - that's not good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Boo!
I have two evening meetings next week :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# The entire concept is wrong and should be banned.
I'm going to have trouble getting that past the committee, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yeh, evening wouldn't be so bad
but this one starts in half an hour and "should go on no later than 7"

muh. ther. fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# get a few double shot espressos in before you start,
It'll fly by. You'll be wired to fuck, but speeding your tits off.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I may well do that.
We had a dry-run yesterday. I had many little sleeps.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Panel debate. Start 7.30pm.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ouch
funding proposal, 12.30-6/7 :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Drbroonnnnn?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
#
The Bill is set in and around Sun Hill police station, in the fictional London borough of Canley in East London.[1] Other police stations within the Canley Borough Operational Command Unit (BOCU), mentioned but usually unseen are:

* Barton Street, which is the location of Borough Headquarters.
* Stafford Row
* Spicer Street.

but I'm sure b3ta knows better. Wake up, Holby City people.

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
#
people sheeple
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# haha that got me looking at all the intros to The Bill across the ages
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# they are all rather nice, i find.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# They will take your soul...
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Well, as long as they'll buy it dinner...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# He meant, "they will rape your hole"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# anything you'd like to confess?
we're all here for you..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha. THat's what Hull really looks like in really real life!
Yays. I found my wallet I thought I'd lost on Saturday. Fortunately the only card in there was for an account that was empty so I hadn't cancelled it. The important things were the lil sentimental wallety things that you collect over the years.

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Moths?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Dead ones
myths.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# dust?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# and a condom that expired in 1997:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# bloody hell, they cost too much, use empty crisp packets instead.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Pah!
Binbags mate!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I knew a girl like that once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# HULL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# That could be the next Mar'o'war album cover.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Whut the Hull is going on 'ere?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Heheh
How are you doing, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# not bad - you?
actually - I might have to pick your brains old chap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# gonna pick your brains and gain your knowledge...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Not too shabby
just waiting for some serious workload to arrive.

Hit me.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Hello - I'm an electric car
brrruuuuuuuuuuuummm

toot toot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# One more then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# arf
like it!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Like it, centurion...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# *skuttle*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# oooh very naiz
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Phwoooarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# isn't the bobby's helmet supposed to be something else..
;)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Best
cause of car crashes ever.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
an marketer's dream:

"billboard related car crashes are up 6%...!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Don't - for a moment - think we're above doing that....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# He He
You know I remember this compo the 1st time around. But never mind it's a tad different this time
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Plod!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hehehe :)
I would like to see midget police, as it would be funny
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# it would never happen they are too busy going around on unicycles
being drug runners for the underground circus.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# For the first time ever, last week, I saw a proper 'Police' branded mountain bike, with all the reflector stuff
on it and everything.
I must admit it looked really cool.

I'm sorry, I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# because you said you'll be getting your coat
I'm now looking for a pun which I'm not sure I'll ever find.

Unless your just embarrassed by admitting it..?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# More the latter, I'm sorry to say.
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# did it have a flashing blue light, or just an alternating refelctor?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# :D
It had blue reflector strips down the front forks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Pity that wasn't a U.S. Cop...
I could have used the line
"Isn't he a little short for a State Trooper"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Your computer has performed an illegal operation...
(Virulent, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# the blue screen of malpractice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Abort! ABORT!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# He he he he
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Riot Police: Vader Division
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# this will happen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I am also convinced of this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hoh-Puuuuuuuh
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I like the police
they just need more cuddles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# and less institutional racism
and fewer anti terrorist powers...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# and inflatable truncheons
in the shape of bananas
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Anti-terror powers are hardly their fault...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# well - I'm sure they played a small part in lobying for them
or are you suggesting the home office just wildly lunges from one reactionary idea to the next?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Careful now, you'll be saying Jacqui Smith knows what she's doing next...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# oh, perish the thought
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Yes. This.
Happy St George's Day all!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# He's as English as chips and sausages
St. George is the patron saint of Aragon, Catalonia, England, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal, and Russia, as well as the cities of Amersfoort, Beirut, Bteghrine, Cáceres, Ferrara, Freiburg, Genoa, Ljubljana, Gozo, Pomorie, Qormi, Lod and Moscow, Scouting, as well as a wide range of professions, organizations and disease sufferers.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Like everyone else's culture and history
English heritage is a complete mish-mash mongrel of all sorts of ingredients.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I just think Patron Saints of anything is a bit silly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I think an awful lot of things are silly.
But I'm all for people celebrating things and having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# no shut up we all have to sit around being grumpy about everything >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I'm not
everyone should just go about their business in a quiet and calm manner.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# THAT would make a good compo!
"Patron saints of things -- show us how they help us..."
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# mmmmmm. ingredients.
snipurl.com/giv5q
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Props for putting Amersfoort in there.
Dedemsvaart, as well possibly?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# do you honestly think I did anything more than copy and paste from Wikipedia?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# What?
*has illusions shattered*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# sorry
you may remove my posters from your bedroom wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Nooooo!
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# alright - you can keep the swimsuit ones
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Thank the lord!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hah ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Belgium made the first chips and the Chinese made sausages
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# there aren't enough chinese sausages around now
automatic duck and pak choi sausages. mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I believe the Chinese also created the first tartan.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# And aren't bagpipes Persian?
National Pride is a wonderfully misplaced thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# now that's bull

it was either Austria or Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# No there's something to it, though I've not really the time to search
Basically it's the same point - national pride is simply silly.

An excuse for a good piss-up, however, is always welcome, unless the excuse is the celebration of the English, it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# aaaaw boo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha such misplaced bitterness is well amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# they certainly make most of the tartan at the moment
/lies

it'll be funny in thousands of years time when this argument is being acted out on some intergalactic message board of the mind... I think you'll find the Venusians had Tartan LONG before the PYOOONY Humans...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Didn't they invent everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# arg for the pissage
and I thought I was being so clever and original...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# evidence suggests sausages were being made in China years before England
and Chip are a French invention...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# pssst
kinda my point! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# why you little skallywag
*shakes walking stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# You!
*rugby tackles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ooof!
nice tackle!

how are ya shiner? you smell lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# *moves a little closer*
Blue Givenchy, just for you, gorgeous...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# lummie!
and here's me reeking of fags and whisky... and Calvin Klein's Obsession: for Money (which smells of fags and gin)

how all the working going in your spanky new office?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# It allows me to snooze a bit too readily.
I actually fell asleep yesterday afternoon. Admittedly I was listening to the budget coverage - Robert Peston must have been talking.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# :D
good call. I used to nap quite a lot when I had my own office.

sometimes under my desk... mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Lets celebrate by rolling the windows down in our hatchbacks and shouting ROONEEY at people
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *raises shields*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha have this, Wii Police Training



(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ha. more reap oasts:
poor police. they've got to keep an eye on everyone
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Haaaaaaahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Cat burglar
Cheeky little bastard
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Bloomin' crikey!
How do Ninj...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
*Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Grab ya didgeridoos, it's the REAL Rolfaroo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# shite
that's going to haunt me for years to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# ROFL!
Hopping along singing "Tie me Rolfaroo down sport"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# It's his face. Look at his face!
He's an abomination and knows it.

His eyes are pleading with me to kill it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# ROLF
etc
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hooray!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# whatever it wants - I'm obeying
what? Kill them? ALL OF THEM? Surely not that lot as well? OK OK I'll get on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Shave your balls and wear your pubes as a moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I'd do that for anybody
hmmm - swanky!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# O_O

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# This is making me think of karaoke...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Shave your balls and wear your pubes as a moustache
and move along citizen
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# But I've already got a moustache...
should I shave that off and put it on my balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Loved this
And loving it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hurray for Rofe Harris!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# THe Netherlands support this message
dix points
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# look at the claws on that fucker O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# argh! Freddy Krueger hands!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Bette Davis eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# FUCK YES!! *didges*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Pffffft!

I just realised there's a new compo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
#
I did this back in 2005, but don't tell anybody....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Ok. I won't tell anyone you did this back in 2005.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe
I did this back in 2003 ;)



This too!



but it wasn't until 2004 that I did this



hehe. RP frenzy over. I'll have to do a 2009 one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# haha
I remember that! :) Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# i remember the frivolous crime squad one
i didn't stop laughing for days
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# harf harf harf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha :)
Happy St. George's day, everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Happy St. George's Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Pfft!
Happy Georgie day to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] And crowbar this in:
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Wasn't it because they missed twice?
/hull
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# *living room lols*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Heh heh
Or they didn't have time to reload.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# ha
real office lols
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
#
Because the Walther PPS 9mm only holds 7 rounds
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
#
St. George.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# go fuck yourself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# The humour of a good horse link seems to have evaporated for Mr. Prodigy.
I got a similar response a couple of days ago...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# He's a massive flouncer now
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9386931
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# :) You're lovely really, but a bit flouncy about horselinks
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# yay!
so the horses aren't dead after all? They merely emigrated!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# it won't be long before it gets localised
i love tinnies (and throwing a couple of shrimps on the barbie)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Some Turkish bloke apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Is that today then??
Says a lot about this shit country that we know when paddy's day is but not this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I think you are pretty much in the minority if you are unaware
when St George's Day is.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hmm, i feel ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I didn't know either


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Seriously?
You didn't know that St Georges Day was on the 23rd April?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Nope!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# today's the 23rd of April
... shit I've missed my period.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# It's there at the end of your sentence.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# phew thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# i wouldn't have known if it weren't for folk mentioning it on here!
apathy reigns in the kingdom of spacefish
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# much more importantly,
it's German Beer Day too :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# does this mean i can start on the beer now?
i have some wheat beer ready, and a wacky german accent
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Na dann prost!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# 1) the country isn't shit
2) what you one person knows says nothing about nothing other than what that one person knows...
3) if Guinness thought they could make money from St. Georges day they would. It's all fucking arbitrary.
4) profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# i'm flying the flag
outside my humble abode and will be spending the day with a couple of hundred old folk all dressed in red and white no doubt bemoaning the state of our lovely country.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Heh heh heh :)
TJ: I have discovered that this place exists and can't decide whether to ridicule it or visit it...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Do both!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Well alright then!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I hired four political cartoonists to paint my shed once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I've heard that Gerald Scarfe paints a mean shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I'd say visit, don't see why you'd do the other
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Just my initial reaction I think
"There's a whole gallery?! Just of little satyrical scribbles?!?!?!?"

And then I decided that it would actually probably be really interesting and a good laugh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# St. George is also the patron saint of my home town
even the flag is the same

there is no celebration of any kind today though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Start your own
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# HAH!
Town's rights are 750 years old this year, and there are too many celebrations already. Serves me right for living next to the central square.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Cool
I nearly got blown up there a few New Years Eves ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Yeah, we were along the canal side approaching the square
When someone set fire to a car just in front of us. The people on the other side of the canal were firing rockets at us and blocking our attempt to escape from the burning car before its petrol tank went up was about 3 and a half tons of chinese crackers which someone set off right behind us.

We thought we were going to die, it was great!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Haha
See, that's why I always celebrate in The Hague. Things blow up on a much larger scale there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# PARTY PARTY PARTAY!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Usually accompanied by shit dutch music
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# He did like his Dutch holidays.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Probably explains why
he never made it to England.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# He wasn't English?
Bloody foreingers!!

Also woo to your pic!!

/rude
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Nah, he was a Turk
And then a roman soldier

People called George they go the house?!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# why would you want to celebrate this day in islamabad?
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# is this /Catholicism or summin
fuck all the saints right in their little ass holes.

also - ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# No, this is /mindlessjingoism
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# ah good
I'm in the right place

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# all based on lies
1. A town was terrorised by made up dragon.
2. A young girl dragged up to caves and left there.
3. Bloke called George heard about this and rode into the village.
4. George then rode up to the cave, sees that there's no dragon, pumps the princess.
5. becomes famous for lying
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# You're just jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# of what?
he wasn't even english you tit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# "of what?"
4. George then rode up to the cave, sees that there's no dragon, pumps the princess.
5. becomes famous for lying
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# ...
Mythological Syrian man cuts head of mythological animal.

Only the English could get excited about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Jesus was as white as you and me and you know it
... also he shopped at Boots
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Jesus works in Holby City Hospitial.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# sad ain't it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# As opposed to....
1. Whole country terrorised by made up snakes
2. Welshman happens to be in the area
3. Claims all the credit for getting rid of the snakes which were never there

"Ah begorrah let's get rat o'arsed"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# But St Paddy's day seems to be marketed by Guinness!
Guinness..The "Hallmark cards" of the brewery business...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# or St. Andrew who... erm...
and is also the Patron saint of Greece.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# and we get a bloke stuck on a squinty cross
bits of it are brought to Scotland..
hence The Saltire
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I view it the same way as christmas
I may have no affinity whatsoever for what the day traditionally represents, but that doesn't stop me celebrating it for what it represents to me, which is a day to say "I'm proud to be English", even if I'm not. It's just become a dirty thing tto say, so it's nice to be able to say it without being accussed of being a Nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Bollocks.
He's patron saint of Georgia, Portugal, Malta and Gozo too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# If you prefer
Happy Shakespeare's Deathday!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# it's actually my wee brother's birthday
so happy birthday tooooo him!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Woooooooooooooo Hippo Birdie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# And Happy Shakespeares Birthday too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ...but not in the same year...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hooray for George!
(MP3J part2, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I presume we can look forward to St. Fidelis pictures tomorrow.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Well duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# St Mark on saturday.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# and St Spencer on sunday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# And a happy dragon murdering BNP day to you too
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# is the whistle on his belt
in case the riot turns into a rave

*makes shapes*

only for the hard-core only for the hard-core only for the hard-core you kay ravers!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# It's meant to be a badger spoof....
(i'm still a bit sleepy)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I know - it's a good one
I picked up on that right away... and I'm also sleepy, so you did a good job.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# ;) thanksy
coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Police Brutality hit a new low


My apologies for the CDC couldnt resist
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# there will be many more to cum :-).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Teehee
lulz
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Heh
see also:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# O holy goat
you're so gonna be in trouble f or that
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Inspired by that post down there V

Using this and this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent!
Although those legs are very creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Ha! Nice!
Ning Mediocre! Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# how do's, Sushi?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Not too shabby.
I have a work placement that I start on Monday now :D Off into there this morning though to sort out some paper work! Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Howdo Sush

off to prepare some brekkie now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Yummy!
No work then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I'm working at home today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# and what treats does breakfast have in store for you
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Just a couple of sandwiches, some raspberries and coffee
might go out to lunch today though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hey - don't go changin...
tryna please me - you've never let me down before...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Mmmm-mmmm-mmm-mmmm-mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# *grabs and spins*
don't imagine - you're too familiar, and I don't seeeeee you any morree!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# *sighs and stares into drink*
I wouldn't leave you, in times of trouble
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# *grabs and spins*
we never could have got this faaaaaaaaaaar, oh no, I took the good times, I'll take the bad tiiiiimes...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Once there was a boy who,
got into an accident and couldn't go to school but wheeeen he finally came back, his hair, had turned from black bright white!

Mmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Ningles.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Lo Stan.
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Pretty fucking ace!
I has a lunch date with my 'other' woman!!

Nice job on the job btw.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Cheers :)
It isn't paid, but at least it is getting me back into the swing of things and is some relevant current experience to whack on my CV. Also, it means I get to sail into work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Ning nang nong!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# *finds a cow*
*makes it go bong*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# ning. have a ziz top tip to start your day
TAME BUDGIES and parrots easily by replacing their grit with iron filings. By holding a large magnet, they will sit hapilly on your hand for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Whilst I was sitting on the crapper this morning I thought of you. I was reading an article about The Kinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# *doesn't say a fucking word*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# yeah but you're thinking it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Deffo.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Buttermint flavoured, naturally.
WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# arf!
all-terrain beetle ftw
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Top stuff.
Right. Really need to do work now.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Ah, the old Morris Cockroach!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# O_o
Volkswagen, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Being silly :D
Morning Monsieur Mal a la Tete!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Bonjour Madame Treillis.
Ca va?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Oui, ca va
Et tu?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# wonderful stuff
links to sauce images ftw, although it could get messy if i start doing that too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# hahahahahahhaahah!
If I wasn't at work right now, I'd be shopping a Crysler mint imperial :D (I saw this pic as a humbug at first)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Marvellous!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# yay beetble!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# That's a colarado beetle
a major european pest to potato crops. 25 years ago you were supposed to catch it and take it to the police station so they could report it to the ministry of agriculture. Can you imagine the reaction you would get today? {insert Daily Mail rant about how Britain was better in the old days}
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I remember at school
we had posters about Colorado beetles.
It's the only reason I know you're correct
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# it gets 145 scuttles to the humus nibble
... the other kind of humus, not hummus

'ow woooooud! this is woo sir - woo of the highest order. But you knew that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# aw, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# That is rather superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# interesting beetle. needs a flower sticker.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# wow! :)

(MP3J part2, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Bokeage. Large bokeage.
And you, similarly ranked sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# isn't there supposed to be a ' in there?
*never been good with apostrophes*

Same to you sirrah. As we speak I've got my England Rugby top on and am looking forward to driving other people to the pub so they can drink ale and I can watch Morris Dancers sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# :( take me.
You need to think of a good reason to get me out of work though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# S'alright
I'm at work too. I'm willing the time on through sheer will power and many trips to the kitchen to make tea. The shenanigans are happening this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# *brandishes coffee*
Tonight I shall most likely be cowering inside as the marauding hordes take to the streets. The Inbetweeners is on, you see. Very important.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# It's a brave Captain that trusts me to make them coffee!
The Big Bang Theory and The Inbetweeners.

This is what E4+1 is for!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# You mean people actually celebrate it round your way?
They are more likely to have a march against it down mine
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Oh yes, and me being gud @ grammer and stuff.
Ah well I'm not fixing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Good for you!
Observing the noble English tradition of doing it your way and making others work around you.

I'm so proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# My local is doing free bangers and mash tonight
beer 1.75 a pint

and showing the 66 World cup final and the rugby world cup final

Get in!


(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That is fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# splendid

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# viddy well, little kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# 'ning
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Yes yes

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# \o/
I wish for this to be on a large print in my kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Most woo!
Most Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# \o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CATHOLIC?
ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# also it's my little brothers 27th Birthday today.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE BROTHER

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh get me with my rapier-sharp satire...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
Deposit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Helmet...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Baton
Batoff
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# arf
"Leave your accountability at the door"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Ha! I wants
(MP3J part2, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)

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