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(herman:D, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:35, archived)
# OH MY FUCK YES
 
an excellent thing to see as I leave.
woo, and indeed, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:37, archived)
# WAIT!
...never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:39, archived)
# Quite the set of chompers on that kitty.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:42, archived)
# rarr!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:52, archived)
# another set of choppers...
... must be the latest craze.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:01, archived)
# kitty teeth
i loves it
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
# Is he saying "I touched my ham"?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Heh
That cat has been on a 37-hour amphetamine and Anpanman binge, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# O HAI CENOBITE CAT
Do i have L337 LOLJAPAN skillz0rz for knowing that the chappy printed on the box is Anpanman?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:31, archived)
# Very moody
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:39, archived)
# why is always... oops sorry
far to early for that kind of thing.

Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:28, archived)
# them pesky masonic youth,murdering presidents and what not
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I want to touch your sugar glazed ham.
I want to touch your sugar glazed ham. Do do do do do dooooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Gammonstroker?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Venison.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
# HELLO FORGS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
# those remind me of the forgs I see at my parents' house in Florida
gotta love FL, you never know what you'll find when you open the car door
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:46, archived)
# Aww that's lully
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:47, archived)
# With their little suction cups.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:51, archived)
# I just registered frogscan.com
frogscan.org, lolfrog.com, lolfrogblog.org, twofrogslol.net, suctioncuponeup.il, and fourlegsonblack.co.uk
In retrospect that's impossible to read.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:54, archived)
# 2 Frogs 1 Lilypad
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Yew Bastard! That's the best one!
>:-(
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:57, archived)
# register it
I ain't doing anything with it
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 5 May 2009, 5:03, archived)
# I don't know how.
I was hoping people would just start offering me money.
www.b3ta.org/
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 5:45, archived)
# Lolfrog!
All in name of reptilian love.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:57, archived)
# LOLFORG !!!
dotcom. yay.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:33, archived)
# LOLFORG?! You fucking genius!!
*stuffs fingers in maw*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:43, archived)
# What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
'Fuck me! We do taste like chicken!'
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:22, archived)
# best of all the hams
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Where's his other hand?
I know. Do you?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:38, archived)
# He's using it to lay bricks.
So she can't escape.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:48, archived)
# I know what you mean, *nudge* *nudge*
"Lay bricks" he says, *nudge* *nudge*

Shit in his pants, he says, with a wink and tip of the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# you should listen to this, muthafuckas
The Twilight Sad Killed My Parents and Hit The Road
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:46, archived)
# Nice.
Interesting Morrisey cover. It's cool that they've got their stuff right there on the web.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 5 May 2009, 5:14, archived)
# the joy division cover is pretty ace too
and in other musical news, I can't believe I've only just discovered Silverfish 15 years after they broke up
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 5 May 2009, 5:19, archived)
# DUUUUUUUUUUUDE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhxiewNTAEI

Lesley Rankine is a great loss to music
last I could find out she basically retired to a farm or something

her recordings as Ruby are mighty fine too
I HAVE THEM ALL, AND THE REMIX ALBUMS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:24, archived)
# I AM STILL GUTTED ABOUT MISSING KRISTIN HERSH IN JANUARY
 
I fucking missed her last Auckland show, too

FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:27, archived)
# YES
Scrub Me Mama With That Boogie Beat was my fave.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:33, archived)
# SHE WAS BLEEDING DOWN THE PLUG HOLE
THE SKIN LAY BACK IN FLAPS
I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE DID IT, SHE DIDN'T WANNA DIE
IT WAS A FUCKING STRANGE WAY
TO GET ATTENTION
A FUCKING STRANGE WAY
TO GET ATTENTION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:35, archived)
# Rock on!
Do you have a copy of Jimmy? Been trying to find it for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:37, archived)
# BRAW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Only with --the right parents, trustfund money, ivy school connections, and an implicit access to power-- can you truly rebel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 5:09, archived)
# this and the voiceover from Fear and Loathing
FNORD !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:45, archived)
# 100% woo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
# i cant but help get this image whenever i think of the talk board,they really are a bunch of twats (well the ones on at the moment are anyway)
one guy called karl hysterical actually looked like this pussy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:03, archived)
# terrible thing to do to a cat, what?
 


lately I have been finding all the boards are full of mutually-pleasuring arsehats
there are a few people I still like though, mostly the ones that hate everybody
I AM JUST HERE FOR FUN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:13, archived)
# UP YOURS RAPITINUI
:P
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:15, archived)
# seriously they are real pussys,i think it pissed them off that i answered back to them,fucking twats
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:15, archived)
# that's why i like the night shift
Full of civilized Americans.

/ducks
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 5 May 2009, 4:26, archived)
# im irish so i just about pass the civilised test
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:27, archived)
# Cheer up
It's just the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:28, archived)
# well, yeah.
 
DO I LOOK BOTHERED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Ahhh, the days before the goatee.
How primitive.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:32, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# if there's one thing that throws me into a blind rage, it's people that do catherine tate impressions
I JUST WANT TO HURT EVERYBODY NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:31, archived)
# HELLO I AM CATHERINE TATE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:54, archived)
# WEER EVERY1 IS SEXAY SEXAY LAYDEE
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
# yeah 'tis all a great laugh,i really pissed them cunts off though hahahaha,although i didnt set out to do so,they brought it on
themselevs,aparently their blowtorches where set on "low"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Cheer up?
Like, the nsfw cheer up page?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 5:26, archived)
# word...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:10, archived)
# I think you are lovely.
With lovely tooths.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# suggest to Rob that a new link is added to each post on /talk
Add enemy
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 5 May 2009, 4:18, archived)
# oh and they sent a talk troll(well maybe not sent in but one came on here) in earlier to rip on killerkitti,then they engaged in a little faggy conversation about people on main trying to protect
her hahahahaha,funny thing is,they tried to accuse me of being a troll
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:20, archived)
# crikey
what a bunch of cunts, eh readers?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I don't have time to read all that
could you summarise for me?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
# uhhhh how long have you got?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:32, archived)
# not long enough to read all that
can you summarise it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:34, archived)
# not much to say really,just that they tried to act smart by slagging me over bad puncuation,i answered back to every question that was
fired at me and eventually they all pissed off,apparently they gave me a "mild flaming" as apposed to their mighty "severe flaming"(i think flaming is their initiation process).then they called me a troll and stuff yadda yadda
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:39, archived)
# anyway its made me like everyone on the mainboard more,i didnt know people could be so easily upset
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
# redhead
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 5 May 2009, 3:28, archived)
# I like this
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Very nice, very nice indeed.
Woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:33, archived)
# No bad, just drawn that way?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Yeah, thats nice
How'd'ya'doit?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
# hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:57, archived)
# a woodcut
Three blocks, one for each color...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 5 May 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Oh wow :D
REALARTSTM
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:37, archived)
# that is very very very nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Excellent! Clear Advancement!
Why don't you initial your work? All the cool kids do.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:11, archived)
# I'm telling you, some ad hack is going to steal the four eyed girl.
Put her on a shampoo bottle with a palm bow.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:21, archived)
# i'm picky about what i sign
Usually only things i'm really proud of. This one falls in the middle somewhere. Also, i'm never quite sure if the print is done or if i'll work some more on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 5 May 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Picky is for nose fingers.
Art is never done, only delivered. And your stuff is worth the symbolic dog piss mark.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Dont know what ll the fuss is about
(AusMark, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:21, archived)
# That's one smokin' hat you've got there, Mr. Piggy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:28, archived)
# BACON BACON!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Help tard boy out.
Is that smoke or hair? A watch tower? Babe? I want to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Dear tard boy
Its a pig (swine) with a chimney (flue) and smoke.... boom tish time now?
(AusMark, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ketpidge
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# lifes a bitch and then you die
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I once saw a toddler on the seafront in Aberystwyth wearing a t-shirt with that printed on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# justifiable in wales i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Hurrah!
Fresh rat! My favorite.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
# TORA! TORA! TORA!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
# this chicken is angry!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:51, archived)
# I enjoy this.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Nature
Cruel, yet hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
# This is AWESOME
Its like Pixar did a film based on Cockweasle's art style

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
that made me laugh too much
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# bindun shirley?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# According to some views it still has not happened.
Half breed. So one might expect pigs have only learned
how to hover for short intervals. He is, however, black
enough to make some of the racist pig's heads explode
like cheap teabags.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# one of our leading bigots claims to have turned over a new leaf
www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/news/2379655/National-Fronts-ex-leader-marries-Mormon

he says he is no longer racist, but he is pro-white

oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
# that party does not do itsself any favours at all does it hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# none whatsoever.
 
last in the news for this, not sure what happened since
tvnz.co.nz/national-news/european-mini-state-proposed-in-canterbury-2449741
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# hahahaha i can just imagine it,made of logs and bowmen protecting it hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# the thing that gets me about public advocates for racial purity
is that their own genetic material usually seems to be scraped from the very bottom of the barrel.

NOT A GREAT ADVERTISMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# yes,he looks very intelligent hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# That must be why they call it "blind intolerance".
They're fucking blind, or more correctly, you will go blind
looking at such marvels of inbreeding. The ugly-stick gets
a good workout in communities like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
# ha, the pakeha polyglot of random european & british & whatever
i'm pure, me
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
# people who haven't achieved much often latch on to the achievements of a group they belong to, giving them a sense of achievement by proxy
hence all the 'rule britannia' shite we see from certain board members.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Looks like shit and is full of nuts,
a bit like a Picnic Bar really.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 5 May 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Turned Pro! None of this amateur street bigotry now!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU---
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# "It's better now.."
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-jVAHAuiS4
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
# "Laughed the boy..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
# yeah and every variant on it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# should have been called the "prep flu"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Don't forget to check out Part 1 of my mate's chronicle of his pissed attempt to get Obama elected in Miami.
(Words/lengthy/Brummie/very funny)

www.goggleeye.co.uk/index.php/part-1.html
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# :D
hilarious!
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 5 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
# doodIIIII
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# foot or.........hmmmmm
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# haha
also - phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I knew a guy
who told me he used to pull the wings off flys and place them, stranded on his glans island in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
# was it ricky gervais's friend
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Shit am I
getting my life and television confused again. :( d'oh*.

* as my good friend Homer likes to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# ahhh the caveman having a wank joke,hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
# much better to pull their legs off so they can't ever land
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# COCK LIGHTHOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Haha
complete with a couple of rocks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# cock lighthouse you say?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# and his foot looks like a seaworthy Steg hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# your other pictures on your website are brilliant mate,i especially like the 3 kids in monster costumes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# hahaha!
In my teenage years, I briefly went out with a girl whose surname was Whitehouse.
The song I wrote for her, using a similar (ie identical) simile, unfortunately put an unexpected row of nails in the coffin.

I really thought she'd love it, but she was horrified!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# not a fan of penises AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Nor simple 12-bar blues, for that matter,
*EDIT* Her mum thought it was hilarious, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
# lockness monster in that bath?
G'nite b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# his lighthouse has a purple light
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# cock ness monster
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# So where's the rubber ducky??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha delightful as usual
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# amputees need baths too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# OF THEIR OWN BLOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# "hello" said the man to his cock.
there was no reply. that was the day he knew his cock didn't like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# AAA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I WANT TO BELIEVE!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Bet he wishes
He had arms! : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# big smile
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# "This is what we think Maddie will look like 60 years from now"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I seriously doubt I'll ever be able to look at a skeleton again without thinking it's Maddie.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
#
thinking it's Maddie getting a hard-on
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# maddie?whos maddie?
ohhhhh her
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
#
will would have
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT WE THINK MADDIE WOULD HAVE LOOK LIKE 60 YEARS FROM NOW
DOES NOT MAKE SENSE YOU SILLY BILLY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Yes, I noticed
shortly after posting. Everyone else ignored it, but you had to come out shouting, pointing out my flaws. Who do you think you are MY FUCKING PARENTS! I HATE YOU!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# YEAH WELL YOUR NAME ISN'T EVEN HOLLY WOULD.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Make it so number 1 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I would say that this is your basic exoskeleton . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# The living dead ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head.


Pah. Unhappy with the way Tony Blair's face didn't quite match. Must try harder.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Aww, don't worry.
it matches if you pretend he has necrotizing fasciitis. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Heh
It's more that I'm a bit irritated as I used to do this sort of 'shoppery fairly regularly, then took a break for a few years.

I'm out of practice and a bit shit. Also, the graphics tablet is in the loft.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# it will come back to you.
plus the tablet ain't no use to you here. Just got to remember how to make colour range selections and then give them adjustments or adjustment layers to bring it in line with the layer below.

edit:// not that I'm an expert, I've done the odd face swap though.



Click for bigger (198 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# That was the heart of the problem
The skin tones of the original image were incredibly pale, which made fiddling with the colour range quite tricky.

Ho hum. Need more practice.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# bioshock is ace
i finished the third level earlier, its fucking brilliant. i'm a huge fan of the setting and the atmosphere of it already.

tell me i'm not alone in thinking that'd be a pretty cool place to live?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# It is rather spiffing.
I think that the setting is the main thing for me, so atmospheric. You met the little sisters and the Big daddies yet? I won't tell you how to choose your actions with them but it does have a bearing on the endgame sequence.

Play it in the dark and get the surround sound on. You'll shit yourself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# BUT, Pasa, your're on the Ayn Rand side, aren't you?
And, by playing Bioshock, you're (virtually) destroying everything you've ever strived for.

Correct me if I'm wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# yeah i was playing it in the middle of the night on head phones.
i kept having to stop and just admire the sound effects. i'm adoring the big daddies, there's something really mournful about them when you rescue the little sisters and the new big daddy is waiting for them at the hole in the wall

edit: ooops I replied to the wrong one
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I suppose philosophically I have leanings in that direction
but not so extreme. I'd hate to be pigeon-holed. I have many ideas that I believe in that some people would consider contradictory ( I'm quite the socialist in some areas ).
I like to think I'm my own man who subscribes to nobody's edicts and just believes in what I think is morally correct.

As for bioshock, it's a game I bloody well enjoyed and it's been a long time I could say that about the FPS genre.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
#
Bioshock contains three possible endings. Which one you get to see is based on
your actions throughout the game. If you chose to save the Little Sisters,
you’ll get ending #1. If you chose to harvest the Little Sisters,
you’ll get ending #2. Here is a description of what happens in each of
them.

Ending #1 – Little Sister Savior – The now-human Sisters will
offer you the chance to rule Rapture as king, and you turn it down. You escape
Rapture and effectively seal its evil secrets beneath the ocean. You offer the
Sisters a chance at a real life and they take it, never forgetting what you
did for them.

Ending #2 – Little Sister Harvester – The now-human Sisters offer
you the chance to rule Rapture and you take it. You aren’t satisfied in
simply ruling Rapture, so you bring your Splicer army to the surface world and
unleash Hell.

au.faqs.ign.com/articles/816/816684p1.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# *hides*
why post spoilers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# THE PROTAGONISTS
ARE 'THE OTHERS'
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
#
Wolverine, along with Kayla help all the mutants escape, and end up fighting Weapon XI, who is actually a transformed Wade Wilson (Deadpool). Wolverine is finally able to kill Deadpool after a long battle with the help of Sabertooth. The mutants escape outside to find Professor X who has come to rescue them.

Wolverine picks up an injured Kayla and walk off into the sunset, except Stryker is still alive and shoots Wolverine with adamantium bullets, wiping his memory. Wolverine comes to, forgets everything, even Kayla, who is now dead.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I have to admit, I didn't really want to play bioshock until I read the whole story
also: what sea tramp said. It's almost a relief when you finish it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# All of this^
I would love to see a sequel taking place in Rapture before it got all fucked up. Though it seems BioShock 2 is to take place in much the same environment. Ho hum, still be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# It gets a bit wearing.
One ends up being glad once it's all over. Not many new delights once you're more than half-way through (which you are).

Fallout 3 is where it's at, I promise you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Where do I begin???
( not re: bioshock which I thouroughly enjoyed but I did have a long break from it mid game so getting to the end was not tiresome for me )

Fallout 3? Well I've played thta a bit and thought I'd give it another bash after Bio. Oddly it crashes when I try to load any game or start a new one. Won't initialise 3D. So I thought 'new forceware drivers last week, I'll just roll them back'. No joy. So I tried to load oblivion and same result. Just a bit miffed.

I'll fix this! So I ripped out the SLI Nvidia cards and put in an old ( but once the fastest card on the planet ) ATI X850XT PE and it's just behaving the same.
I'm left with two of my favourite games that will no longer work for no discernible reason.

So I'm a bit miffed. And puzzled.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Stick with it, mate!
It might just be the very best game there ever was.

(Apart from the Atari ST version of Super Sprint, with three people sharing one keyboard)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Oh I've played hours and hours of it
and now that it won't work it's driving me nuts. There is no obvious reason.
I'm upgrading this PC to Win 7 tomorrow so I'll put the effort in then. No reason to go mental fixing it on Vista when it could all change tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# thats a bit odd, i think i'll be playing fallout again next, i played it through first time on the xbox so i could appreciate the graphics fully
the pc version looks a bit better but sadly my graphics card and processor are bobbins.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
# yeah I played it with
2 Nvidia 8800 GTX in SLI 2Gb of GRam and 8Gb of system Ram. It makes the Xbox version look like a sega megadrive in comparison. When it bloody works.

edit:// If you are managing to run bioshock at all then your graphics are not that bad.
The same ati card I mention above, despite being a £300 card on release won't play it because ATI decided not to add shader model 3.0 support.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# i'm running it on an ATI mobility radeon x1300 and my processor is a centrino du0 1.83ghz
not great but it runs suprisingly recent games, albeit on the lowest graphics settings
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I'm going to be giving this a run out tomorrow
stalinvsmartians.com/en/

( which is also on the server ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# that looks amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
# oh i know, i've spent lots and lots of time in fallout 3 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# SANCTUS! DOMINUS!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Feeding Time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# weird...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Don't worry.
Most of us have plenty of practice and are still shit.

Now: kindly do us a funny picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Have an old kitteh related one :)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# awwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# topical!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# there it is

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Oh dear.


(basstard, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I heard Suggs is now protesting against racism and homophobia
It's just Madness gone politically correct!
/stolenjokeblog
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I'm worried about this swine flu, so I called the NHS helpline
but all I got was crackling.

/continues stolen joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Hahahah
*clicky* made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# OH LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Heh heh heh
whooop
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 5 May 2009, 3:55, archived)
# context free octopus


(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# natures lovebeads?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Octobloops !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I like this one better.
Its very fractal like.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# It's shaped a bit like an octopus arm.
You could make an octopus out of these, Bloop.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I considered that, but I ended up with this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# haha i like this one best
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Now you've done it.
You made me post a fractal. All your fault, you. Shame!

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Oh, that is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# OH FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# improved leggage
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# This is the best one
the guy at the end's expression makes it :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# These are wonderful :D
I was grinning happily but then I scrolled down and saw epiphany's and stopped smiling.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# that is fucking brilliant,make you could make print ot on t-shirts
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Oh I see
the fabled cocktopus.
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
# yyyaaaaaayy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# 3D contextfree
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Tue 5 May 2009, 2:53, archived)
# I'll cross my eyes on a dime, but this one was hard to do.
Needs to be BIGGER! BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Now I like the first one the best. Here's why:
It starts out as a string of blue bubbles with octopusses inside. They're all different and stylized but it's interesting and different and you want to see more of it. So you scroll down and it makes a graceful arc and at the very end it breaks the 4th wall and engages the viewer. The octopus is engaging the viewer. In the first one, it says 'what do you think?', this is great because it is a reflection of the viewer and therefore skims the edges of atmospheric irony. The others impart happiness or other flavors that do not deliver the stark emptiness that the first embraces.

Well executed.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 5 May 2009, 5:57, archived)
# mmmmm
I like it because its blue and has an octopus
(moobot, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:22, archived)
# Nyom nyom
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# hulk smash?
as i was saying, there's a dracula film just starting, so i'm off. g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# nite ntie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
lunchymunchies?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# So many different people around here nowdays.....

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# SPN!
Not seen you around these parts in months!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Disturbing record cover


i worry about anyone that buys this record
(Junior special Essentials: Lap dog, wilderness swearing, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# ....welcome to 1995
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# threa ddeleterered!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# !!
the poor innocent thread :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# ahhh go on....
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 5 May 2009, 2:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# haha are you serious
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
#
yer
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I like cr3s's new haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# OH MYKEY!
You'll never see this!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# One pound and fifty pence!
Mayonaisse extra 20 pence.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# *buys*
does not want the mayo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# .
make sure you put the mayonnaise on the left
(Junior special Essentials: Lap dog, wilderness swearing, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Fucking internet
Nowt but repeats.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# That's not a repeat
That's another chance to see a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Best Kiss Reunion Tour ever
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# If' by HIM they mean under 18
THEN THEY'RE GOING TO JAIL.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I bet they beat the shit out of their families in the name of jesus
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# we don't buy it
we just download it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# FACT
"Let Me Touch Him" is an anagram of "Chum Hem Toilet"
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# is this right?
You got the question wrong, and although you didn't win the car you did get the Blankety Blank chequebook and pen, but the trouble-and-strife is less than happy that she has to rattle around in her Ford Popular for another few years, the poor troutfaced bitch. You wish you'd never married her.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# i think graham norton took the piss out of this album cover on his show
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# haha bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# :D
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Hahaha aww
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# i like your evil mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# it's strange how the mix of animals that would normally result in a bloodbath
is so fluffy and cute when they all share the same house

evening b3ta, what's happening
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# scandals, insults, outrages and cocks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# so, the usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# and that's how you
"kill a kitty"

edit: I forgot to say, woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# AHHHHHAHHHHAHAHHHAHHHAH
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# brilliant!
wonderful stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 5 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# how did a cat and a mouse get trapped inside a sliding door in the firsrt place?
(I helped save b3ta! Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I love the interweb
hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! P, Benny P, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Cat and a mouse?.. no!
It's a kitten and a young rat, yes RAT!!..

Aww bless, love 'em both :)

(breeder of both at one time or another)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
# this is simply wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# :D
Best thing i've seen all day week.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Office Lol
I just disturbed everyone in my office, and none of them seem to understand why I found this so funny.

I think I should change jobs.
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# i'd like to buy this for £248.54
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# PILEON!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# They were right
it is turtles all the way down!
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Terrapins are not turtles?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Wasn't this in
a Dr Zeuss story?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 5 May 2009, 6:26, archived)
# I reckon I can push you down into an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# YES!
BALDMONKEY, GMoS, JMG!

Like a great big kick in the balls of mediocrity!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I've decided to be a teenage titted type.
Online.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I am putting down my copy of Thai Brides and Bridges monthly to back you up, no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I'm building a robot of myself designed to back you up in case I am making toilet or sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# If Gilgamesh joins us we might have to start padding up around the edges of the internet in case it falls of the table of common sense and wobbles about on the kitchen floor of misery a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# top horse :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Hors d'Horsey?
:o
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# this.is.beautiful
**cries tears of joy**
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# i don't know why
but this amuses me to quite a large degree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# indeed.
it puts all of my seamhorses to shame
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# each viewing causes me to giggle
in a schoolgirly manner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# SEAMHORSES UNITE!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Put it on DA
So i can buy a print of it
(Axissix, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# your bunny ears
make me want to do naughty things. :(
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# DO THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I'm afraid
I wouldn't even know where to begin.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# at least try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# he looks
very nonchalent - I like a horse with style...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# It's photo-realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# like photo-realistic beaver?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# :D
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Hello BM!
Nice pitchure for you
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Right-oh.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I love hors
e
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Night All! Flying visit.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# She is a moocow, she lives on our farm
the biggest uddered moocow, the bestest in the barn.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# didn't she die?
lol eurotrash
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Yarp....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I don't think I could
I'd feel a bit bad about coming on a dead lady.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# again...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# that was a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 4 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

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