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Ooops

(daio, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Mum?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

I had sex with her

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Not with my mum you ain't.

She'd break you.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

*addendum*

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

*addendum*

to pieces

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

*addendum*

of eight

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

*addendum*

or more

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Your mum sounds like a formidable woman

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

She is.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

She blacked up?

;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

LEAVE SUSAN ALONE!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

COOOOOOWWWWWWEEELLLL!!!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

KlingonLolZ

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Good lord

She's a looker and no mistake.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

ahahahaha

had me proper office lolling

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

"The needs of the media, outweigh the needs of the few, or the one".

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

"I have been, and always will be, your publicist"

I'm surprised Max Clifford hasn't got involved yet, actually.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

he has, he was talking yesterday on Radio 2 about her

There's still time for him to approach her.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Doesn't he have his hands full with Kerry "loony tunes" Katona?

I'm sure even Max Clifford has a freak limit

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Max Clifford is one of the few who will gladly suffer fools... For a price

/The next Price being Katie, obviously

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Arf!

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Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING HELL AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

haha!

(gtfomh, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

pfft

People in the office are now staring at me

(arnold sideways, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

Im sure she was in that Antartic thing too...

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

holy shit!...

...now that i would watch!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Genius!

best chop I've seen in ages. I'm crying here.

(Her Ghost, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

FECK!

How fucking rude! I just got a sales call from Google for advertising. I asked in what regards as we have booking sites we go through and that pretty much keeps us full as we're a small business.
The then just hung up on me!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

did you tell them to read the FAQ?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

better than that!

I shouted tilda FAQ tilda down the phone.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Who the fuck do they think they are?

cunts

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

google:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Never heard of them!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

They make boggle for dyslexics.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

call them back and hang up on them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

That's because people that cold-call about advertising are a rude pain in the arse.

Yes, I am looking at you Yell.com

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

If it's any consolation

The moment I garner it's a sales call I just hang up.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

If they call again

pretend to be a mahoosive international conglomerate, get as far as giving them an order for thousands of pounds worth of advertising and then hang up on them.

When they call back, desperate to get the sale, you go back to being a small business and have no recollection of such an order.

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

We like to play telephone tennis with sales calls.

It goes like this:

1. Pick up call and realise it's a crappy sales call
2. Tell them that yes, your company is VERY interested in what they have to sell, but that they need to speak to someone else, and of course you'd be happy to transfer them.
3. Put them on hold and inform your office mates that you've got a player
4. Leave them on hold for as long as you think you can get away with, perhaps 1 or 2 minutes
5. Transfer them to someone else whose job it is to answer the phone saying that they are from some bizarre department; 'hello, boiler room' etc, the weirder the better
6. Colleague then says that the call must have been transferred incorrenctly and that they would be happy to put them through.
7. Go to step 4
8. Game ends when the caller hangs up.

Record so far is 15 minutes.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I used to have a link to a alternative telesales script you can use actually

was really funny.

I dunno what I did with it though.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Father Jack just needed a cuddle

Is it really worth downloading a 206mb video clip, just to cut out a 30 second clip out of it to make a 40 sec clip

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I think you already know the answer to that one, chap.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

It will make some people laugh

Anyone who hates Newcastle united

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

YES IT IS

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

'shopped pics only, please

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

TJ:

GAH! FUCKWIT ALERT! Twats in my office order a laptop but don't want to spend the extra pence to get the installation CDs to go with it. What if the laptop gets fucked when you take it home and allow your 18 month old to shit on it? How, in the name of Satan's foetid ringpiece, am I supposed to reinstall? Fucked if I'm spending ages trawling t'internet for it!

/end rant

Nice Jacking going on there

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I think your mistake was allowing your 18 month old to shit on it.

laptop is not potty.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I weed in the umbrella thing once

and my grandparents didn't know until we got all the way home and I told my mum.

I was very young, this wasn't last week.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Good on you for owning up

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I was PROUD.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

I don't have an 18 month old to shit on it

but the salesman does and it's his laptop that has no reinstallation CDs. Recalling the number of times I had to fix his last laptop, not getting these CDs is EPIC fucking FAIL!

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Any install disc will work - as long as the poop didn't obscure the registration code on the lappy.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

We have none. Zero. Zip.

Nothing with which to reinstall, or do anything with, Vista. His is the only laptop with it on.

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Ah bugger. Is there no hidden recovery partition on the hdd?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

No system recovery partition or 'owt?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I've got the SRP

but that's just recovery. It not something that will allow you to frig around with the Vista installation

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Have you tried looking at the system logs?

ROFLMFAODOGS!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

PMSLWFKOWROFL!

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

HAVE SOME PAIN!!!

(openleggy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I would not mess with him

I wouldn't.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Tithands.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Why's he got one of Madonna's stockings from the like a virgin video on?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

It's a pair of pants

the pencils have fallen out of his nostrils though :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

wibble

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

oh dear fucking hell, I can see what it would be like to be black

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

There's no hos, bros, bumbaclat or breadbin in that picture, so you can't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

It is a black version of me, if I grew my beard a bit more and started doing weights

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Fuck me, you're not wrong, actually.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Ok?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

So ... whutt?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

C'mon, give us a big smile ya big lump

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Is that

Kimbo Slice?

(kuntybawz, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Goodly Evil says Grimley Fiendish.

(idrise, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

dear lord, 131 people have viewed my Alvin Stutterdust clip O_o

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

"SAFARI"!!!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

So Goody!!!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

at last :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

That's cancerwang.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

hahahaha

no idea but I used to love that show

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

They brought it back and then killed it off again

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

joel?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

haha :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

It is you know

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

What the seam is going on here?

welcome fresh and unspoiled soul

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

Danny La Rue's dead, isn't he?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Young Charlie really reminds me of a b3tan.

Not in a bad way, young Charlie was not a bad looking soul.

You've managed to give Gandhi sexyeye, too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Tom?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Beddles? Nah, not yiddy enough.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

It would be interesting to know what b3tans make of other b3tans

in 'likening them to' someone else

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Anybody calls me Catherine Tate and I'll not be best pleased.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Next people will be saying I've got a big nose and that it's always raining in my pics.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I wouldn't.

I'd say you glare at people and then ignore them though.

*shrug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Oh yes, also A Vagabond is a tesco value Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I ain't a Tesco Value anything, motherfucker.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Sainsburys basics?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Yes you are, as I said, you are.

PS. You are you know.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

You are Frankie Boyle.

The Hedgehog from Hell is that crossdressing bloke I found those pictures of.
NinjaBadger also looks like something/someone, but I can't quite put my finger on what.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Frankie Boyle Widescreen™

/although this is being worked on

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Frankie Boyle used to be heavier, I saw an old programme with him on.

Ew, sweatshirt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

coupling

They would have made a dynamic love team.

(idrise, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Proper bad ass more like ;)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

hahahaha

What is that from?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

UHF a weird al film

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

good, that is on my rental list

I love it shit films that are good

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Tis an overlooked film, well worth a watch :)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

i secretly want everyone to die.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Everyone?

You don't even have a list of people you would really want to live?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Gronkpan, it's nice to be nice.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

everyone will

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

As secretly as posting on the b3ta main board can be..

spoot

(idrise, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

spoot

spoot?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Ghandhi n' Grayson

(idrise, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

go on , ave it !

(Zoidaroid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

whaaa?

'boke'

nice shop

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McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

No thank you

*adblocks*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

What the shuddering fuck?

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

They are making quiche :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

eh?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

French for paedo:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

What's the French for cul-de-sac?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

The problem with the french is

they have no word for 'entrepeneur'

/bush

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

ahahahahahahaha

he never, did he?

The man was a certifiable comedy legend!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

shit... apparently not

www.snopes.com/quotes/bush.asp

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Snopemind.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

I've seen a news feed of it.

You don't know who owns the website though.

EDIT: Well I must have dremt it. Sure I did.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

Sadly yes.

damn those merkins!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

bag-of-cheese.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

hold on one second

... right - carry on

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Lovely lovely vomit.

There's nothing I enjoy more than watching people vomit.

I like the shopped bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

o_O

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Sarcasm.

I'm not a fan of vomit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

I quite liked their first album.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Some sort of crust band, aren't they?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

There's about eight different Vomits.

One's death, and another is thrash though.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Even when I was ONLY into death/black/thrash

I didn't know every band.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

I guess music stuff sticks in my head more than everything else.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

I don't know what my chosen subject would be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Crust band?

Sounds like an unfortunate skin ailment you get from tight elasticated trousers.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Oh dear lord. Must you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

Crustpunk is awesome.

No other genre would spew stuff like Axegrinder or Misery.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Hahaha, I can't actually tell if you're parodying band names or giving real ones anymore.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

Nope.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

:D Wow knows the score.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Oh you people and your musics!

*sighs*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

I'm going to queue up some Ttttttttttttttttttttt.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Don't lump me in with him

he's far more prolific.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Rev. Cleo's friend got really angry at me because I was talking about John Coltrane being in Gears of War and saying that he'd kill aliens with his t-......

Then realised that he didn't play a trumpet and completely blanked what he even played.

That shows my bredth and knowledge of music.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

You could have finished that with anything.

-alons, for instance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Hahaha, why were you not in that conversation?

He'd go quite well with my mecha-Erik Satie as well

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I wasn't in most of them

I was too busy being pulled around like Stretch Armstrong and getting the wrong end of the stick a lot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

How does one get the wrong end of the stick anyway? I was under the belief they were pretty much symmetrical as far as purpose went.

Or is one end on fire or covered in dogpoo or something?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Dog poo, I think

hiding in all the brown of the stick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

You say it like it's a bad thing.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Not at all

I thought you might be offended to be lumped in with a music downs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Never have been.

Stephen threw up all over Anne's back at school during dress rehearsal and the smell made me go too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

*shudder*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

I do mean ALL OVER her back.

All in her hair and everything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Eww

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

um....

In other news:

My company has blocked admin access to our PCs, for 'security reasons'.
I am now unable to install scripts or fonts into Indesign to enable to work better.
Good work, fellas!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Common sense strikes again

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

At times like this i'm glad

our IT dept hasn't a clue about macs and just leaves us to do whatever we want.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

they are absolute fuckwits

they made me remove Google toolbar a year ago because it was a 'security breach'.

And my Pc was running slow because I was trying to run two Adobe applications at the same time.
Yeah... that's because I fucking have to.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

Twunts!

I have 4 cores but on 1GB of ram, it makes me want to cry :[

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

wtf!!!!

I've JUST been upgraded to 2GB after being on 512mb for five years.

Problem here is they have a One Size Fits All policy for PCs, regardless of what software you're using or what you are doing

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Just had a moan at Chris in IT,

he's looking at quote :)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

must have seen all this talk of quiches....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

What is your opinion on:

Quiche?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/board/9487808

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

We'll form the anti-quiche coalition.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

We'll need plackards and leaflets!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

I'll hire a blimp, you do the sensible stuff. :D

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Right! *goes off to get superhero costumes, banners and looks for a high building*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Haha :D

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Well that is how they make it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

sure as hell seems that way!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

Hahaha - you're brilliant.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Er, no, thank you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

What? that is nicely done

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

haha, lets dirty ithat one up

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

hahah

what the fuck? :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

\o/

Bagel time!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

Bagels are damn good, if you get some good ones

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Poppy seed and onion *nyom*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

My statement below still stands

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

I was just gonna say

exactly as you descibed it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

it is though, if you can't see that then there is something wrong with you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

with brown sauce.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

HERETIC!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

what nonsense

brown sauce is the only substance that is entirely general purpose.

It's good on chips, cheese, meat, cakes, fruit, hair, walls, ceilings, cars, brooms, anything you think of, it's made better by a dollop or two of brown sauce.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

... *thinks*

... on mayonnaise?

... sugar puffs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

try it

like manna. manna with brown sauce on it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Then you sir, make crap quinches!

Or worse, buy them from a shop.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

I buy things from shops sometimes.

I also vote, wear pants and am not the property of my local lord.

:)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

Wear pants! I believe the bible says that's the devil's work!

and I thought you lived at your mums?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

Not since I was 16, dude.

Edit: what a lie, I was 17.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

You moved out last year?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

Short does not equal young

in the same way that tall does not equal plank. Well, not all the time. ;)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

Does if it's a baby or a tall plank.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

I'm lovely and you're not going to remove what crumbs of a good mood

I've managed to hoover up from the board this afternoon. I've not slept since yesterday morning.

Also: bank details. Gimme.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

You'd better get some sleep tonight, that's an order

Although after demoting myself to enlisted crew I'm not in any position to give you orders :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

I don't think I'll be able to not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

BEst thing I've found if you can't sleep

Is to ~~downlaod~~ buy the audio versions of the Nairnia books read my Sir Michael Holden.

A pure joy.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

What the swiss one:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

:( have some good vibes.

Also, I think my thumb has a flat tire.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Flantastic!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

Hahaha

I make a damn fine kwinchee!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

good god sir

terrible!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Oi get off my font.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

if it's nice it can be very good

it's often too dry and not very good.

... I can't believe that I leaned in close to the screen to try and see what they card said.

*sigh*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

*sigh indeed*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

Hahahaha...

You loony toon :)

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Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

NEVER! :D

*adblocked*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

yay!

quiche is bloody lovely

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McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

real men don't eat quiche

*this is a lie*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Real men eat flan!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

go straight

to jail
do not collect 200 quiche

(Zoidaroid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Looks like I picked the wrong day to fly to Hull

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

hahaha :D

Click for bigger (91 kb)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

looks like they chose the wrong time to go on strike

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

hahahhaahhaahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

oooooof

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

HHAHAHA

I've got to watch that film again soon

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

If only for the sake of topicality, you should download this version.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SvjrVB4l_8

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Hahahaha, top stereotyping!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

Hahahahahahah

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

After the Crayola Missiles, the Army are issued with 'Super Soakers'

Edit: Inspired by Mr Scaramanga :)

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Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

smashing stuff sir!

:)

The Third-Party Draw Service is useful for people who operate raffles, sweepstakes, promotional giveaways and other lottery type services professionally. In a similar fashion to a certified official, RANDOM.ORG acts as an unbiased third party who conducts the drawings in a manner that is guaranteed to be fair and truly random. The drawings are made using true randomness that comes from atmospheric noise, which for many purposes is better than the pseudo-random number algorithms typically used in computer programs.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

hehehehehe

I inspired something other than nausea!

Do they work alongside the 12th Infantry Nerf Brigade?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Hehehe...

...I'd join up if they used water pistols! :)

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Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

.223 rounds are more effective against enemy combatants, or so I hear...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

filled with acid

The internet is not working, well youtube and hotmal are both fucked for me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Are you currently holidaying in China?

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

i've sorted it now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

hahaha

woo.

I just spent the last 10 minutes gently coaxing a bee out of my kitchen serenading it to 'Eric the Half a Bee' by Python Monty. I don't think it really got the reference but still.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Hahahaha...

Lovely little tale sir! :)

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Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

awwww

the only problem is he'll tell all his mates to come and hear you're lovely song

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Maybe it was taking it as a threat

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

I just use a glass and take them outside

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

Tempt them with some nice Chablis, and then escort them to the sun-terrace, you mean?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Haha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

There is a beautiful mental image going around in my head now

but, as I don't know what you look like, the part of Riverghost is being played by Eric Idol.

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Think of Eric Idol and press crtl I :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

He has super hair

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Just the other day I rescued a tree from a cat with it!

and saved a building from a burning baby! :O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

hahhaha, brill, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Thanks Stevie!

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Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

I don't fear Hull...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

Oof!

You're a bad, bad man!

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

Hullbound.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

You bad, bad person

I clicked

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

That's probably a good thing, as they've laid an entire express train on for you to speed your journey....

:D

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

They even finished those engineering works on the midland mainline

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

That'll happen roughly the same time Hell freezes over!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Pssst...

e u

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit eating Frog's Legs"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

There weren't any Brits on the plane

So it's not important.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

Ahem

Yes there were

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

So that makes it more important than if there weren't?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

AAAAARGH!!!

www.b3ta.com/board/9487075

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

Were there any Brits on it then?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Heheh

Another b3tan I met for all of 10 seconds.
'ow da ma'am?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

Heh heh, I had quite a few of those!

I am good ta, your good self?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

Not too shabby.

Took yesterday off as a 2nd recovery day though!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

Hahaha, spent most of yesterday on the sofa going 'uhhhh' myself :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

why is it always apart from the 5 that were in your posts?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Errr yes there was/is

Some businessman from Middlesbrough apparently

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

I've had it with these motherfucking 5 Brits on this motherfucking plane

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

I believe Air France have now opened a Walthamstow - Hull route

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Toot toot!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

hahahahah, to hull with ya!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Oooof!

To hull with you sir :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

All aboard, All aboard

The last train to Hull bound

:)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Bad bad man

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

"It's a big ocean, with lots of passengers in, but that's not important right now"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

"No, that's just what they'd expect us to do."

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

"Joey, do you like subtitled french movies"?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

"Les choses n'ont pas beaucoup changé ici..."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

cheers for your randomburn cd fella, arrived this very morning :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Bloody hell that was quick, I only posted them yesterday.

There are fewer exciting errors on the back cover than I originally thought (track 18 wasn't going to fit on originally until I realised my program was being backward and only allowing 70 minutes instead of 80)

Though I did forget to include the two extra pointless bonus tracks on the track listing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

The fog's getting thicker

And Leon's getting laaAARRRRger

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

Haha

Yeah, fuck em, all those dead cunts.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

Necrophilia, just say no.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

Hahaha...

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Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

ouch :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

ouch

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

This has made me feel ill :(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

hehe :D

sorry

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

Don't get me wrong, it's very well done

But bleurgh

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

hahah, that is utterly gruesome, yet brilliant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

cheers

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

haha bloody

(

Shada, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I laughed much more than I should

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

extreme gym is no laughing matter.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

holy crap!

'clicks'

(

McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

thanks

she didn't die for nothing.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Gracious!

MFWin for you!

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

*actual reality cringe*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

Holy jesus jehosophat!

harsh!

Also: Hello You!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

hello!

sorry i didn't see you for very long, I went to get a beer and came back from the bar and couldn't find you anymore.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

that'll been my cloak of invisibility*

*passed out under a table in a puddle of beer more like...

next time, sir - next time.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

yes, next time it shall be

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

hahaha :D

Nicely done sir :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

cheers earl

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

It was nice to meet you, sorry we didn't really chat

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

I was very stoned.

This prevented me from approaching many people for chat.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

So was I, the same happened to me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

I found the experience pleasant nonetheless.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

and so did I :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

That's gotta hurt!

Woo!

EDIT: FP coming soon to a b3ta near you!

(Poison-System-X, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I was right! FP time!

(Poison-System-X, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

I thought about doing something similar

this is brilliant

*click*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

ta freebs

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

OUCH!

In other news I didn't even fucking see you on Saturday :¬(

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

I didn't know you were there!

Where were you hiding?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

You were the one hiding!

I nearly missed you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

I was lost for some time.

I got a train to my hotel, one stop away. My error was in getting on the train for the wrong direction, then waited an age. I finally got to the correct stop, which turned out to be a fair distance from my hotel. After wandering, a taxi took me there. I decided that since the taxi had cost a fiver, I'd make my way to the station on foot. Apparently this is not a good idea when slightly tipsy and mostly stoned.

I arrived back in Earl's Court approximately 4 hours later than I was expecting to. :(

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Hang about

Were you that sexy cunt in shorts?
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/3582273314/in/set-72157618969976445/

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Indeed I was

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Fuck - I didn't recognise you from various posts on here

You have more beard now.
It's probably just as well I didn't speak as I was drinking from 5-pint jugs!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

heh, that explains why you thought I was a sexy cunt then.

which one were you? did we cross paths at any stage, with you ignoring me because you didn't think I was me?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Nah, I remember seeing you and thinking, 'No idea, but would' and that was about it.

I was mainly talking to Nibuses, emvee and Dixon.
I left about 9.30 though as I live a fair way from there.
Going to try to make the Derby bash in Oct - it always looks good.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Why does no-one look like you expect them to?!

I honestly only realised that Earl Otterby was there when I got back home and someone pointed him out, I'd presumed he was Mrs Trellis' husband.

You've got to admit they do kind of make a good couple

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

I've heard tell, but don't know if it's true

of people off the internet using photos of themselves from when they were much younger and thinner.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

wow!

this is super-mega-bitchin :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

thangew

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Hahaha brilliant as always mr person

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

thanks mr otherperson

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

Ouchy but woo!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

cheers JS

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Extremities!!

Noonage all.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

fucking superb, Sir!

Fucking superb.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

hi cockalorum

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

cheers waspy

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

hahaha

nicely done

(Zoidaroid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

christ alive thats vile, and awesome

*clickage*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

cheers lad

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

nice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

thankoo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

this is awfully good

hello sir, it was good to see you on Sat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

cheers

yes, it was very nice to meet you and Mrs Nibus. I was suddenly very drunk at the end though, so I do apologise if I began making little sense.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

THAT

is first class my friend
*clicks*

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

thanks :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

Hahaha

I bet she's never done the splits like that before!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

pffft!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

now see...

...this is interesting...(WIN!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

thanks

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

class.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

cheers - D -

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

fantastic! :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)

ta toastie

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

this is fantastic win

and fucking sick you sick person *clicks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

:D glad it's so well liked, I'm worried about you lot.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

it's ok i suppose.

do I get a reply from mrbroom aswell?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

shh

I'm just being polite and didn't expect such a response... I don't like to ignore people being nice.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

you're so sweet

I think that's to be respected, some people wouldn't agree but they're idiots.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

that has made me shudder and wince - absolutely horrid

But brilliant and clickworthy *click*

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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

fantastic!

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mozza, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

You're not a psychopath are you?

Nice, although just a bit disturbing.

It's the squirt of blood at the end that makes me want to curl up, away from anything sharp.

(csc2ya also uses this name on xbox live, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

blimey

thats horrible ...BUT BRILLIANT!

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

*looks around*

*yawns*

*fucks off*

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

You must be OLD.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

I went away for 5 minutes and I come back and it's all gone mental :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

What's the worst that could happen?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I've got a monkey named after you.

Emvee made him, he's amazing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

Oooh lovely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

HELLO

COME BACK

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McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

herro epiph

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McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

OH HAI MC BADGE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

...you blind bitch, there's stairs there

I can see it in your eyes
When you're not wearing your shades
You're quite optimistic for a blind girl
something something art class

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Don't get caught out: SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.

IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND
ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR N1PPLES, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR N1PPLES.
THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR N1PPLES.

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McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

What if he asks to see something else?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

some puppies?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

Frying them up for lunch as we speak

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

nipples on knees still count as nipples

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McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

He can see my nipples if he wants

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

FUCK YOU!

I had a good gig going and you just ruined it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

*shows nipples*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

*scowls*

Grr

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

You didn't even try the quiche!

It's lovely.

:(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

quiche is never lovely.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

Lies.

quiche is always lovely, especially my asparagus, prosciutto and gruyere quiche.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

O_O

That. Sounds. Awesome!

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

Make this and bring it to my house RIGHT NOW

*waits*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

You and Joliet can come round whenever.

Bring ingredients.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

Fancy quiche lorraine!

*appreciates and noms*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

I really cannot eat quiche.... I had an unfortunate episode wit a brocolli quiche when I was about 9, and even the thought of it makes me feel ill.....

uuuggghhh....*clutches stomach*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

aw, give quiche a chance

/coat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I have the same issue with omelettes

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

WRONG!

MMmmmmm Jam and Marmite Quiche

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

Shhhhhh....

Don't tell *him* that....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

Quiche always looks like someone has been sick in a flan case

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

*ignores*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

hahhahaha! ^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

^this^

the only place for eggs and bacon is a frying pan, then a sandwhich.

NOT a flan case

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Hello old person.

It's generally considered rude now to start a post without a picture in it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

Of course no one will dare flame you like they would an L plater because of your user number

and the odd chance that you're mates with rob.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

hahahahahahahaha, I had to check the filename though.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

haha

this ^

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McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

this can only end well

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McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

*concurs*

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

Haha

I yam older than yaow!

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

I utterly fail to see any purpose whatsoever in this post.

Really - I mean - even if it was to wind everyone up.

You might just as well have said "Your all ghey."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Fuck off back to sniffing your navel lint

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

See you in another 7 years

take care now

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

*looks round*

*yawns*

*fucks*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

Gonna be extremely expensive?

Can't find a decent picture of a flat fish and im not gonna revitalise canadian rappers careers...

First post, don't shoot me. . .

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

This just proves how much of a grandma I am.

There are CANADIAN rappers?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

haha, you make me feel old

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Informer_(song)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

HE WAS CANADIAN?

I remember that, don't worry. I can't do the words, but I can do a good bibble bibble bibble impression.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

I heard that

down the market on saturday!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

There are indeed...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yerCiByca4

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

Wish I could.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

I know you do :)

/have a good time Sat?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Some of it.

You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

could have been better

would rather have been in London, but something important clashed

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

TITANS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

if you count medical professionals as 'Titans' then yes :)

/can't believe they're remaking that film, it was dire first time around

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Well you were missed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I'm quite sure that wasn't the case, but thanks :)

I'm sure their aim will improve in time ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I can't talk about the others.

I'd have liked you to come though, I want further Archiechats.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

I'm sure bash venues will cross for us at some point m'dear

you can have all the archiechats you want :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

A haiku, before I leave:

I dream of Wowow
She is pretty awesome fun
I awake turgid

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

Wow, that;s lovely, thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

RIS?!

Seriously WTF... friendly tsunami?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

He's boarding there . .

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

Que?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

Snow is canadian, u know, that informer fella :P

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

ah right

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

You, not U. Thank u.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

I was going to say that but I thought I'd try not to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

Duly noted.

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

Welcome!

You do good.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

LOLWUT?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

oh dear lordy.... SPPPPAAANNNNGGGG!

turn a cat inside out, and break a chair on someone, welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave, unless you decide to

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

Excellent name

Nicely executed

Welcome to b3ta. It rocks. You're gonna love it.

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Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Very nice

Welcome new person, we have your soul now

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

edit/ filenames... aah, a pun! a veritable pun!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

She comes....

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

BOYLGO!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

"So a Fat Scottish Bird walks on to the stage..."

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Q4nobody, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

Hahahhahahahahahahahha! that's ace :D

*clicks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

Woman Comes Second in talent Contest... A nation mourns.

In other news:
300 odd people missing feared dead.
Nuclear Apocalypse Imminent
MIddle east Peace Process improving

Now back to our main story...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

What's odd about them?

Can you image LOST with French people in it? They'd never survive...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

You've succeeded

in making LOST even more unwatchable.

But on the plus side there would probably be more boobies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

Mon dieu, a light Sabre!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

The main story on the news last night was expenses

second story was the missing plane.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

I'm a day behind due to the weekend

Today's Top Story

What took you so fucking long?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

personally I'd have preferred it if she stayed

she's doing a great job for Labour

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Haha!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

pfffffffft!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

she is, she really is doing a great job for them :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

I think I omitted the word 'hatchet' from my previous post

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

A hatchet would not be big enough

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Gathering together as many legally-binding financial obligations from parliament towards her pension for the rest of her life, perhaps?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

BBC POLITICS PAGE HEADED BY MAJOR POLITICAL EVENT SHOCKER!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

no way

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

IT'S SLIGHTLY BORING AND NO ONE IS REALLY SURE WHY ANYONE SHOULD CARE!

More at 6.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

COUNTRY TO CARE MORE ABOUT SUSAN BOYLE THAN HOME SECRETARY, SAY SOURCES

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

SUBO HOT AND READY PAGE 3 EXCLUSIVE!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

They stopped her getting more porn

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

Pretty much the same this morning

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Poor woman.

If people hadn't been so easily pleased in the first place, never mind so fucking stupid that they obviously mistook a tiny arse and false eyelashes for musical talent all these years, she wouldn't be in this mess.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

I'm sure she's got false eyebrows

I feel sorry for her, no wonder she's gone nuts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

^what she said

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

It's now official

I'm moving to my own place on the 19th o_O

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

Well done lad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

I'm scareded

There will be no pub fights and screaming chavs keeping me awake all night at the weekends

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

Lucky.

Last night outside mine:

Chav 1: 'KEEF......KEEEF......KEEEEEEEEEF'
Keef (further down the road): 'WHAT?'
Chav 1: '....WANKAAAAAAAH'

Yes. Fantastic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

You can live in my spare room, the commute might be a bit long though

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

I just want to move my house.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

I'd help you out

But I'm not strong enough to move a whole house. I can barely lift one of those little plastic hamster houses.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

you've succeeded in breeding them to be more intelligent then :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

Breeding? Chavs?

Not two words that will be put together on my watch. I'm trying to keep the gene pool kappa-free, thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

*Read that in Wallace-voice*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

I'm not getting you any Wensleydale

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

I am Peter Sallis, really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

Best looking man I've ever seen :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

Thank you :)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

oh my gravy

that's frightening!

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McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

How does she come?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Ha ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

put me baaaaaack

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

Molluscs!

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19838

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

i'm not going, too far and I have a party which promises wild debauchery.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

All parties promise wild debauchery

just not for you :P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

someone told me today: 'if you wear your thug jacket, your fedora, and try not to look miserable, you don't know what might happen'

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

Is it a fancy dress party?

Are you going as the Man from Del Monte?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

no and who is the Man from Del Monte?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

He's the man that says YES

to good quality fruit.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

the hope of getting a couple of nice melons is what keeps me going.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

'Ello chap!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

ello Sir

I must be NUTS

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

ARE you?

I don't think I am, am I?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

I don't think so

But Prodigy is

quite clearly

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

looks like a lyche with a face O_o

little pufferfish.... Awwwwwwww!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

i feel sorry for these approximately spherical fish. people pulling them out of the water for photos.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

Yes

he probably was not spherical until some twat yanked him out of his comfy tank/reef/lair

:-(

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

Aw.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

Aww!

Round things FTW

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fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

Round owl!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

Is it a new gob stopper?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

(        o-o       )

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

hahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

Cassetteface.

(^o_o)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

prepuffered fish.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

I'm sorry,

i've scrolled the screen down, just til the tip of the first finger, and it looked like a wet cock.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

so late for work...

Drew this last night, and cleaned it up with paths. Wish I had time to colorize it.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

that's smashin' :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

*fetches crayons*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

Did we not eat them?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

nyom nyom

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

That was just Jessie

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

Who can blame her, they are nice to eat

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

well coloured that man!

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19838

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

ignore everything i just said

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

How the hell am I meant to get to Leeds and back in a lunch-time?

Foolish Freebs!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

Awwwww, it is like a lovely fuck you southerners

;)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

they are just jealous

cos our beer is more expensive and therefore better

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

It always is jealousy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

~~beer~~ cigarettes/fuel/food/rent/beer

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

whores/salaries/

at least our coke is cheaper and therefore worse

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

that's ace

I'm sure someone will colour it for you

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19838

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

Ooooo ... that's lully.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

ooooh, brilliant! :D

sort of reminds me of the Pipboy character from Fallout....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

It does have that 50's look to it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

I like that

nice and simple

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

Take THAT... ummm... whoever.... ehh. Whatever.

I'm actually a little surprised I managed to pull off X without resorting to the two common ones. I'm happy.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

good lord i wasn't expecting you to pull this on off, nicely

I had a bizarre dream last night, b3ta. Jeru abducted me and forced me to play him at versus mode on tony hawks while he kept screaming the words "cocks" at me.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

Ace dream!

That's what you want from a dream. I once had one where I went to the bank to get my balance, and it was about what I thought it was.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

I was at a cashpoint the other day and this old lady asked me to check her balance

so I pushed her

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

Hahahaha old ladies do make the best cashpoints.

So easy to use.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

dear lord....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

Good noon, Sir.

You up for a beverage tomorrow evening? A few of us are meeting in King's Cross.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

Since it's on my route home, it would seem a very fine plan.

Not sure what time I'll escape the zoo as yet, but I'll head over sharpish. The lad Otterby gaz'd me the location, so that's all good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

Fine

I'll have my own mini bash ... then you'll all be sorry. Maybe I can get Mrs UnderCover to take some photographs of it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

Do you want man-sized or Hand Andies?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

Oh shit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

haha christ....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

hah thats a bit crap

I tend to either have dreams where people shout at me or were I do really dull stuff like sorting socks

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

How about a bit of both?

SORT FASTER, COCK-JUGGLER!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)

it's like my mum is actually in the room....

spooky

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

i just wake up with coding/maths problems solved.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

Mine almost always involve my teeth falling out/breaking at some point during the dream.

And lots and lots and death and gunplay generally. Usually somewhere really stupid and odd like a canteen, where no-one seems to notice that there's a sudden firefight going on.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

hmm, very interesting, tell me more

*distracts Jeru while men-in-white pounce*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

Teeth falling out are the worstest ones :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

I bet that really will happen one day.

Edit: I SAW THAT, WOWOWOWOW.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

I saw it too

She needs cuggles and lots of them :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

Me too.

She is like so totally bus TED!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

You said it, sister.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

Yes....dream......

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

i had the horrible sensation that the dream was written by franz kafka

and you were wearing that russian military hat. also there was one of those wildly swinging lightbulbs.

all in all, it was a bit odd

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

To be fair I suppose it's not that dissimilar to real life.

In fact when by the end of the bash my throat was really sore from shouting pretty much everything near constantly.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

Haha, also I just remembered someone else from the net had a dream about me where they used some kind of command line prompt

to steal the trinket of something or other from me.
Except once they'd taken it from me civilisation as we know it began to collapse, and I then refused to take it back out of anger.

It's nice to know my personality is consistant in dreams anyway.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)

Queen Bee loves making "The Honey"

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Q4nobody, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

tremendous! *click*

"queeny queeny laa laa!"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Ha ha

Thanks Beefy, I was thinking more of a "HONEY-TIME" to a MC Hammer tone?

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Q4nobody, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

hahahahhahaha! that is so getting a *click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Cheers Steve

It's all in the hand movements!

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Q4nobody, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

That be cool

(DJTK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

One informs us, "It is rather quite hot!"

Ta DJ

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Q4nobody, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

marvellous stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

hahaha!!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

re: your sig

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

*clicks*

That be the shiznit fo' sho'

One approves.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

Hijacked by NASA?

(daio, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

it's on the moon

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

Air Pance?

This just makes me think of Moonraker, and why on earth the RAF would transport a space shuttle fully fuelled?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

because the movie wouldn't have worked if they hadn't.

I love crazy plot holes :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

The movie worked?

in fairness it is thoroughly entertaining whilst being complete arse. It has some of the best villainous lines ever and I fancy the pance off Lois Chiles

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

and it has *that* line in it, too....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

inevitably it does

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Ah... no getting past you, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

'lo sir!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Greetings, hail and hello!

You all well, sir - an enjoyable couple of days in Londinium?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Yes, very much so!

I'm afraid there were just too many people to all have a good chat with, but it was nice talking to you briefly anyway ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

Likewise, sir - likewise.

Any chance you'll make it to Derby?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

There might be!

It's in October, right? I had planned to be back in Mexico by then, but I think the swine flu will keep me on this side of the Atlantic.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

October 3, to be precise.

Be great to see you again.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

I'll see what I can do ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

*peeks wide-eyed around corner*

(

Heh, if I do come, I promise to keep the swine flu out

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

exactly

Chiles was stunning (aged a lot now though :( )
and anything said by Drax was gold:

"You have arrived at a propitious moment, considered to be your country's one indisputable contribution to Western Civilization: Afternoon tea."

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

As alluded to above...

"Mr Bond, you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Love it :)

(

Mr. Bond, you persist in defying my efforts to provide an amusing death for you.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

Jaws! You obey ME! EXPELL THEM!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

NO! SHUT UP!

HOLLYWOOD WOULDN'T LIE TO US, WHY WON'T YOU SHUT?!

*sobs raggedly to self*

(

*comforts completely appropriately*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

Jahled's bash photos are up

They're brilliant but have somehow managed to make me totally and utterly want a dark place to curl up.

(

Here are a couple from me

www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/sets/72157619047858589/

/edit: I thought you are lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Lovely! I've commented on one

Dixon amazes me, I've never seen anyone look so consistently sexy when often just glaring, wearing a 'chav' cap (see previous bashes) or drinking beer from a tiny plastic babycham glass!

(

Agreed.

He is quite amazing.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)

Awww, pickle....

*hugs*

Edit: I don't know why you say such things - you have a 'light up the room' smile.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

Because I see me more often than anyone else

and it's more likely to be in my head, as a passing point of reference for thoughts, not a stark reality on film.

(

Air Rance?

nice shop )

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

That's right, they're all in SPAYCE

enjoy your trip

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)

Rice Crackers Want Want!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Mr Cre!

How are you, sir?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

That Shuttle appears to be wearing a nappy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

Click for bigger (134 kb)

(Ketch, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

nice outfit

someone's just told me Jacqui Smith's resigned

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

really?

that's one Briton involved right there!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

\o/

Although it's through "Sky sources" so probably all bollocks.

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

it isn't true until the BBC says so

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

haha, bbc just said: Downing St says story suggesting Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is resigning her post is "speculation"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

Is that code for 'Wishful Thinking'?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)

oh, now it says she will stand down... Looks like the Beeb can't make its mind up...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

well if it's true, that's one down... Plenty still to go.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

Home Secretary steps down? What another one?

Couldn't have happened to a more insidious harridan - *please* be true. And the first of many...

Edit: go go gadget Grauniad.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Cabinet meetings are obviously replete with cakes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)

Expensiveses cakes.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Nuttin on Beeb yet

except she's being harrassed by constituents

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

Bull sexeh tiems

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

Why can't we all just get along?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

*Stamp of approval*

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

STAMP STAMP STAMP

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

mmm...red crayolas

*mouth waters*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

The lemon ones are best

(

Or silver, but they're a rare and special procurement

(

Metallic teeth.

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

You could become jaws

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

I have a pack of crayons somewhere.

I'm vaguely tempted.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Stop crayon prejudice!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

I see no black or white crayons

Racism :P

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

Cor, I like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

And just where can one order this crayon-launching wonder?

Top stuff, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

*pushes under arm*

*snuggles/hides*

(

Oh cool, is there an underarm button?

What does it do?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

*slaps*

Get out of it, you.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

*scuttles under a rock*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

Nah, it's alright, lad...

Safe to come out now.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Bunker access

for delicate/lock out the world moments :)

(

*ensnuggles*

All safe now.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

(

Hello, you!

*cuddles*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

I am back in that there London tomorrow :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

You foolish person... ;-)

I'm spending all my time currently trying to escape!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Meeting up for drinks with Vagabond, Harry Webshite and maybe Joe, in Kings X

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

I might stick my head in the door

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

\o/

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

ace :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

I'll bring Lady Scaramanga's sock

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

socks plural

I need one pair :p

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

gotcha

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

preferably clean

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

she bought some special

she is very excited

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

When-ish?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

6 o'clock

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

Not sure I'll be out of here by then, but

gaz me the location (as it's close enough) so I know where you'll be if I can make it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

Right got to love you and leave you all now

To the quacks to be moaned at :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

Oh, are you now...

people making plans behind my back...!

I'd love to

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

*thumbs up*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

Did you not realise your social diary had been outsourced?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

I really must get rid of this PA

she makes plans for me and then never tells me!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

I've always had my doubts about using Amplification Equipment within

the office environment.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Not me, I got asked if I wanted to come

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

;)

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

Colour the world in pretty colours

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

I'm gooooing to paint a per-fect pic-ture

a woorld of maake belieeve...

(

I just want to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

FFOOOM

nice

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McBadger COW, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Brilliant!!!

*Clicks hard* :)

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Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Clicks hard 2!

Click harder!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Hey chap!

Many thanks for the emailed details. Much appreciated.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

Not a problem squire, pleasure meeting you guys at the bash!

Let me know if you ever need a photographer too! I'm cheap, easy to feed, don;t take up much room and smell nice!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

YAY!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

It was always so sad when one snapped in 2

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

I thought the same thing about that prostitute's neck...

...
...
...
...I'll get me coat

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

It's the Rainbow-maker!

Love it Joe!

(

Q4nobody, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

very nicely done,squire :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

Soopoib!

Although I prefer nuclear missiles meself...

(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

lovin' it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

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