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[challenge entry] revamped for the mock the politicians compo


beau bo d'or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# great image...
the look of studied indifference is spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# That ring needs to be tighter round his neck
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hello, you!
full of Tuesday joy I hope?

edit: that bad, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Sorry, been ordering cookies
Full of the joys of back pain and no sleep, yes.

Your good enchillada-y self?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# she's back!
Fine, ta. Start at a new school in a couple of days.
It's even nearer to my house than the last one - about five minutes away. I just may be letting my bone-idleness dictate my career choices.
Hope the little'un's well.
Mmmm... cookies!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Millie's giant cookie with writing no less
May not get to eat any of it though :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# aw...
little Millie's a lucky girl.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# You're either being silly
Or you have no idea what I mean
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I had no idea what you meant...
and now feel stupid. It's like that 'incident' at the bash all over again!
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# You promised you'd never bring that up again!
*runs away crying*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# *sits by self
and thinks about what he's done*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:00, archived)
# hehe very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(xspat, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Very nice!
'scuse me while I spam like crazy...




Sorry - went through a bit of a phase a few months back :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# needs more speeder bike
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Good call.
Maybe when I'm a little less busy with actual w*rk...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Wark? Kirsty Wark?
what are you doing with her?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# sexing from morn till noon
followed by a siesta

then sexing until twilight.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# needs more Star Trek ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Snuck the Defiant in there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hurray! I didn't recognise it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I understand


Sometimes one can't help it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# 'every manual based on a stripdown'
phwoar! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# innit
phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Yeah
phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# haha
lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I have clicked this
because I thought it was very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Where's the Haynes Women manual?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Victorian style!
Includes the all-important section on Use Of The Birch
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# there's 3 chapters devoted to leg cowlings
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# This has tickled me
without the use of fingers
click
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha! outstanding :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha!
great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Why would you need a manual?
It's not rocket science...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Good one
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# i took one apart then rebuilt it
in my friend's living room.
(Ted Zeppelin, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Run! Run for your lives! ( not too quickly though )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:46, archived)
# MOUSE HAS EVOLVED!
news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8225000/8225219.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# jus'like that
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# God's marvel in action
RIGHT THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# yes, because it was GOD that evolved animals
not evolution evolving god, like everyone believes.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I believe that children are the future
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# there's some weird tassle joojoo going on there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I was about to say that that would be good to show people who claim there's no evidence for evolution.
Then I remembered that they don't accept the peppered moth, which has done pretty much the same thing as the mousie in that article.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# mmm...peppered moth
my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Here's a Sci-fi PIIIRATE
He pirates many things, but what are they?


Click for bigger (191 kb)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Dunno, but he can shiver my timbers any day!

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# i pirated the latest holodeck game
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# METAL GEAR?!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Oh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Is that a patch
or an optical upgrade?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Both
An upgrade in the form of a patch. he wouldn't be a pirate without one.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Oh nostalgia has kicked in for:
Skies of Arcadia... I'm getting flashbacks to playing the Dreamcast!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# First go, too!
Didn't do multiple tries, just got one with it. Instant pirate. Yearghh
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I would pirate with him!
lets usenet!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# part of my initiative to draw a variety of things
Focussing more on humans right now than the machines and anthro fodder I usually sketch up.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I approve of this initiative
consider it green-lighted and rubberstamped!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Yes, variety is the spice of life
And stopping you from being typecast into a particular type of thing.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# yupindeedy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Lovely style!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Thankies
I think it spawned itself when I looked at too much Bruce Timm, Udon comics and Jollyjack stuff.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Snake from Metal Gear Solid's look?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Sorry I missed this comment aswell. I was washing clothes because my life is a party.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Okay cool. I prefer it to the last one. It has a MGS feel about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# as long as he sticks to killing he's fine
but the minute he downloads an mp3 he's doomed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)
# RIAA'd!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Ttssattsr uses Torrents.
RIAA Attacks. RIAA used tackle.
Ttssattsr was sued. Ttssattsr is out of usable Pokémon. Ttssattsr blacks out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# TTSSATTSR Is now playing MMLARP-PRISON
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Oh noooooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Those are a lot of laces to tie in the morning

nice style though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Nicely!
He looks a bit 'hmph'-flouncy rather than 'grrrr'-piratey, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# that's good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# How to make your cat look more expensive using face clamps...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# not nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# haha!
wonderful...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
#
expensive

Inbred
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
I don't like those squashed-in faced Persian cats! It's cruel! Plus they look doltish.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# The balance is restored
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hahhahahahahahahahhah! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha
I do like your stuffs, sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha, woo.
My girlfriend was trying to convince me of the cuteness of sphynx cats the other day. She is entirely wrong in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# they all look permanently grumpy
understandble really.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I want a less mental cat who doesn't drag his shitty butt across the sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Perhaps you need one of these training devices...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful
you evil git.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# It's got worms
or perhaps blocked anal glands.
Your call, enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# daft
(doinkard, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# hehehe
I wondered how long after I saw that skit that this would appear on b3ta.

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# oh, now that's very WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# *gestures hypnotically*
Oh wait, that was Mandrake.... oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# top draw!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# needs more
wank-claw (woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/37d480b48807695c8048/obamacard.jpg
GOD EDIT: HUGER THAN XBOX.
(flossn, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Ha ha, AMAZING.
Edit: Well done, though. You got more replies than I did. Resize it, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Everybody loves a fail :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# It's fun to flame!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# True. And this one is fairly epic.
I especially like the lack of subsequent communication.

10/10 would bumrape again.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Always the b3ta way!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Happy Candleday
*blows party whistle in your face*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Oh, it's a party whistle, and I thought you were just pleased to see me.
:) thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# happy b3taday, fella!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Ta very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# haha...
this one's a cracker, though. Politically dodgy, probably stolen and feckin' huge. Triplefail!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Tuesday already?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# My God!
It isn't Monday at all! Is it Steve?!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Nope, it's a Tuesday in a Monday-costume
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)
# as I said
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# It's worse that a Monday
It is a Monday that had two Saturdays!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# the cheek monday! having two saturdays like that... what's this month coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ZOMG!
I put a brew on and forgot about it!

It'd cold dammit! COLD!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# it's what microwaves
were invented for!

edit: I knew that would get you going! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# You can't reheat tea!:O
It's just not done!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# eewwwwwww.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# could you post a bigger version
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# great stuff, but WAY too big...
you may want to edit your post (edit, not delete) changing the pic to one that's under 100k!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Ha ha AMAZING!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Your credit card doesn't fit into my pocket
pocket world

kthxbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)
# would it be rude if I suggested where you could swipe that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)
# yes - go back to bed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# BOBS! you lurking today?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# The great rift valley on Mars?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Haha!
It's funny cos it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# My monitor exploded after the 2000th pixel
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I can't quite see your image
you twat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Dear internets
look what I found on you Lol1eleven!1

If you could give me a second to install a larger hard drive so I can view this image.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# What a singularly marvellous picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I get that sinking feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# is it a sink?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# probably
or maybe a drain?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# get him!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Bigger!
BIGGER!!! BIGGER!!!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# How did you even make this BIGGER than the original
Which, by the way, it looks like you stole
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# He has an enbiggerator.
*waggles helloy hand*

'ello trelly how are you and mini trelly?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Helloy!
We are good ta, getting the odd bit of coherent babble out of her now :)

I may even sort of have a job lined up
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Is it washing elephants?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah, but I'm in the ankle department
I can't reach anything higher than that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Yeah I was thinking this too,
What with the website stamped on it.

Also, some people need to take a refresher course on the finer points of socialism e.g. Socialism ≠ Communism.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# That's not big and it's not clever...
Oh, wait, it is big.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ...then it's probably also clever

possibly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)
# ...?
Do you run libertypropaganda.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Please could you make it bigger
I'm only browsing on an IMAX cinema screen
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Very good! But should be rized so my normal resolution can handle this.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Sould be resized so that my orbital telescope can no longer make it out
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Even on my new shiny widescreen monitor, this runs off the fucking edges

not the mention the HALFAMEGNESS of it all

Please optimise it and edit your post or you'll be naughtybanned before your first day here is over.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Not to mention 'make something yourself'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
# and we don't mean small brown stools
although that might arguably be better
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ah, really?

Bad noob is bad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hello


"I wish there was adblock on Chrome."

There has never been a year before where that sentence would make the blindest bit of sense.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Last preview for now
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Mission Impossible chef
LOOK out he's going to raid your larder!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)
# oooh, awesome! (gjb!) those electrobeams remind me of Shocktropper on the ol' Dragon 32
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# looks like it's going to be great!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# This is lovely
Shame it had to be pushed down and subsequently missed by the want above.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ooohh...
Under siege the videogame! About time!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# why are you not making games? :)

and if you are why am I not playing them?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Indeed
And if possible give us a Standard Galactic Alphabet clone to figure out as well, please.

Thank you.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# RRRuuuRRR
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# BUUUUUUUSSSSEEEEYYYY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# busey overload!!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Bob the Mul approves of this BUSEY GIF
Increasing your thread reply count by 1 since 1999!

My job is done here.... I must fly *whooosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Grrrrrrrr........

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Kitten Kong 2 - the Cattening
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I have to go and watch that right now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Here's something else to 'watch right now'
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# YIPES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# that is oddly sexual...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Don't tell me...You find old ladies in sensible shoe and jacket combos sexy too huh?
oh, btw...

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# CANDLE TIMES
it is the way the old couple are just looking up at me expectantly. As if they are begging for me seed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# happappappy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *squee*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Reminds me of a one night stand I had once..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Gadzooks!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# FFFFUUUUUU-
!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# "The sky's looking a bit Overcats today love!"
sorry! Nice one Moley
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# *involuntary giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# *involuntary typing*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Chedge!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Wax Cat will destroy you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# eep!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# What a fine sopping wet pussy that is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
#
That cat's ear looks fucking disgusting and diseased
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# The Barakosaurus was the smartest and most loved of all the sauropods!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# R
a
c
i
s
t
.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
How was your holiday?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hiya matey!
It was great thank you ;) Although putting up a tent in a gale and rain is rather testing :(
How's you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I'm fine and dandy.
Went gliding yesterday. I don't know whether I really enjoyed it or not, because I was too frightened!

Seriously, do people actually get pleasure from doing that?

Idiots.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Ooh...
...you brave thing you! :) I wouldn't dare. Bet it was reet scary :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# God yes
Absolutely love it - used to do it a fair bit, and once the kids have growed up I want to get back into it. Have 2 mates who fly professionally - he is the world number two or something, and he is terrifying; I just like the soaring round in the air in the peace and quiet
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# DINO CHIN!!
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# DINO-MITE!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Yes, football is shit etc...

But the source pic was crying out for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# french fucking bawbag
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# It's okay, you can really get behind Rangers in the Champions League now :D
*runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# that'll be the fucking day

happy b3taday btw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hehe, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
# made me giggle...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahahaha! This has got me thinking of "Barbarian" - where at the end of a match, if you beheaded your opponent, the little green creature kicks the head off screen as it drags the body away...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# 'ning steve
real game of fallout 3
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Nings EO!
hahah, wtf? those cerr-razy ruskies :D


btw, Broken Steel was excellent... Short, but excellent
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Another reason to like them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
# that's almost beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Nice.
I hope they're going to complete the experience and expose themselves to high levels of radiation to see if they get any mutations except cancer and radiation sickness.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Now you've got me thinking of the end of Conan The Barbarian
Where Arnie completely misses the opportunity to say 'Head's up'.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# hahahah! aww crap, now I'll never be able to watch it without saying that in a really crap Arnie voice
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Loved that game!
That and Last Ninja II on the C64
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I especially loved the sound effect when the head bounced!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# He is bland
He is the John Major of football
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Jean Commandant?
Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Head-punt
oh and......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Mmmm Monday Smoked Pies
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Haha
Phantom Mondays are my favourite sort.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Back holiday. It is technically a Monday. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Would be nice if it was monday again
Back to work tomorrow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Moaning Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Outrageous!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I like to think he's managing these boys
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha! That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Bond is Back
(daio, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Is the baddy Barry Scott
Who has a cannon that fires super shiney pennies at passersby?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# CAYKE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# INTERNET ACHIEVEMENT DAY. CONGRATULATIONS ON REGISTERING ON B3TA.COM TWO YEARS AGO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# 2 YEAR MILESTONE: UNLOCKED.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# i think achievements would
improve the b3ta experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# That's really kind of you, Ttasersoaker
Draw me an image to commemorate this momentous occasion. If it's any incentive you'd be directly competing with epiphany and killerkitti for my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I will later. Gotta get ready to go to the pub.
Furthermore, I don't compete with a 16 year old and an emo. I refuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# You're way out of my league, man.
I think me blowing out birthday candles by vomiting on them would be ideal, but please use creative license to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hAPPY B§TADAY; zEITGEIST
Oh, Capslock, how annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Thank youu. How many gamerpoints do I get?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It's a start.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I always read his name as Zeitgeist

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I was in Køpenhavn at the weekend and went to a Bøfhus.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Phoar!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Not even zeltergeist?
You didn't even get that far?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Sometimes, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Happy candle day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Cheers, Earl
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Achievement unlocked: third year of b3ta
beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I feel the same, really.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ACHIVEMENT UNLOCKED: SECOND B3TA DAY
Woo! Happy Candleday for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# He's gonna clean up!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# IT'S AL LIES!
It's Jif!
*runs off to buy a marathon and some opal fruits*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# \ 0 /


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# haha :)
or syphilis
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Check out my fucking lovely plums
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Lovely plums sir
You want me to polish them up?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Please do
They appear to be coated with yeast.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# *gets out yeast scraping tool*
This wont hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Did you trap them in something?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That looks lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# O.O

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# My, those ladies look so very clean.
All thanks to you Mr Bond!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Ha ha! This brings back memories...
At a James Bond themed Conference dinner, I realised I was far too much woman to be a Bond girl anymore. More like an Ex-Bond Girl, er, perhaps an XXL Bond Girl? Anyhoo, I made this shirt, wore it on the night, and by the end of the night, I had people swapping clothes so they could try it on for themselves. And most of them were blokes!



And maybe I'm mad for doing this, but here's me in it...

freaked the DJ out no end he said. Kept seeing a semi-naked bikini clad woman floating around in the dark hall all night.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha
That's some excellent work right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Only chance of ever seeing me in a bikini ever again, that's for sure.
My skinny dipping days are long over.

Now, it'd be more like chunky-dunking, anyway

8*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# but arent you sad
that you dont actually have a nice shaped body like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Sometimes, yes
But I just like food too much.
End of story, no excuses! And yeah, I know it'll probably kill me
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# That's
just plain clever! Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# He da man
(daio, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Phwoar.... I bet that tastes zingy....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Haha, superb.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Happy b3taday!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Thank you very much, sir
You could pop this in the mock the politcians compo
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Happy b3taday


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# happappy b3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Ta, steve
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# haha! Shocking!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Fanta stick!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hehe
It's the eyes that gives him away!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaha! bloody hell YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Needs more volts...
that's nowhere near enough to kill him.
(Chewy , masticating since 1978., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Mmm... Duracell...
Nyom nyom.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# very strange
its oddly mesmerizing
(SleweD is totally new here., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Those were the days...
great fun, plus always a laugh when they started leaking and got a chemical burn in your pocket
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Score!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Cripes
Look at that eye go
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 19:13, archived)
# This is not disney related.

I think I'll re-do the stars later and tidy up the cloud.


Thanks guys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Beautiful <3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# blimey, that is far too awesome! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# That's lully
he looks very happy about the whole affair too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# His face is stuck that way.
But yes, it would be enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)
# What?
Having your legs on fire?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)
# More the flying throughout the clouds.
As long as you don't have the possibility of dying of lack of air/hypothermia.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Is he actually
a manic depressive, forced to smile at the world by a cruel creator?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# That's bloody lovely!

*lick*

erm

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Redo the stars! Have you the powers of a God?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Why yes I do.
Though I do require your bank details and first born to create new appendages on people.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# this one is


ps woo to yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Haha, lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)
# D'awww.
*searches for TF2 easter egg*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Clearly the robot is a spy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)
# yes
this is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)
# very nice
reminds me of the robot and the bird story in Flight
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Which is this?
Sounds interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Flight is a series of collected stories
"The Robot and the Sparrow" by Jake Parker is in book 2

www.flightcomics.com/flight2preview/pages/04_056_jake_page02.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Whole thing here
sit down with a cup of tea, a biscuit and prepare to be moved to the point of tears

www.agent44.com/comics/robotsparrow/robotsparrow.htm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I shall make a cuppa and settle down for a little read.
Thanks :) Looks very cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Pretty sad cartoon, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Aaw, it's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# robot!
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Rocket feet!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Though not good for standing on flamable substances.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Don't touch it! It's perfect as it is.
Disney don't own the firmament. They can get stuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# wonderful stuff indeed!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Two snipers
BAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# demon lionson bad mota fuu
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Simba is both Cyclops and Wolverine!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# The Laser King!
Musfastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha
'Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Morning!
Are you good? How was Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Mental. Everything that could go wrong did, but it all went well in the end.
Lovely Redsushi attended and bought two of my mugs :D And Kunt is an absolute gent and stroked my arm and bought my Jade drawing :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)
# o_O He stroked your arm, what kind of a world are we living in?
Glad you had a great time, shame I couldn't come :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I know, right?
We're talking of putting together a new show soon, inviting B3tan's/Concrete Hermits to exhibit with us, so you damn well better get involved with that :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)
# If it's in the new year I probably will be able to attend
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Personally, I can't wait to see Spidermickey

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Will Thumper do?

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Only nearly
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hahahaha! X-Lions -
nings!

after being stuck outside Euston for 30 mins as a fire alarm had gone off in teh station, I get in late only to find I have to move desks AGAIN. I swear, I'm living in Office Space, but without the humor. "Steve, did anyone tell you your moving desks today? They should have told you last week ?"
"BUT I JUST MOVED DESKS LAST WEEK!"

If I have to move desks one more time, I'm working from home. Fuck'em

/rant_off
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
#
I'm working from home I'll set the building on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Ever thought of fucking their desks?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)
# With the way they treat their desks? No way, I'm worried what I'd catch. This one I've just moved to is covered in coffee stains. At least, I THINK it's coffee.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Oh they treat their desks dirty! Dirty whore desks. Oh babe, you're bitch of a desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Well I think it's time that you started thinking about what you've done
that they're constantly trying to get you away from where you are now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I was wondering about that... apparently it because of certain teams are splitting up and forming new teams within the company...
to be honest, I think it's a conspiracy, I bet that next week, I'll be offered a permanent desk in milton keynes. At which point I'll quit.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# That's shit
My boss announced yesterday that we'll be moving too. No details were revealed, which leads me to think it's probably going to be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on there,
so I'm going to spam this instead.
www.b3ta.com/links/My_music_synth_needs_b3ta_testers
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post510404
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post510421
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:21, archived)
# ningles all.


This just made me really angry. What a load of bollocks! One in four of men sexually abuse women?


EDIT: Hahaha the second I tuck tattyshop up and give it a good night kiss and a bit of a story i notice the typo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I get the impression
that shagging them will very soon count as sexual abuse.

/daily mail rant
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Well there's an easy way round that
don't wake them up. :p


EDIT: Damn that's a fine cup of tea! Bit quiet today innit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
# lol @ sleeping beauty
that fairytale kiss was rape!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# That is true.
Also the wicked witch in Snow White was punished by being made to dance around in red hot iron shoes.
THe originals were pretty barbaric.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
# This gives me a raging horn
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Not in Afghanistan
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:33, archived)
# :( if it's true it's really sad
still, females ....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Women, eh, Riverghost. Can't live with 'em, eh, can't live without them, eh. Eh, Riverghost. Women.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I thought it was can't live with them, can't fucking kill them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
# A woman is the nagger of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
# You aren't allowed to stereotype woman
Your only allowed to do that to men. We only exist so that we can be emasculated in TV adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:20, archived)
# oh for the good ol' days ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I think I've only had flat coffee. I was unaware it was meant to be fizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)
# haha what a wonderful ad :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)
# see also :D
tstbob.blogspot.com/2009/05/retro-goodness-vintage-sexist-adverts.html
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
# And greetings cards.
I once saw a card that was "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

inside it said:

"With a carving knife"

Now reverse male/female, and imagine the outrage...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# No yes.
It's also acceptable to wish rape on a man, 'I hope a big guy called Carlos buggers him up the arse in prison.'
Change if from him to her and you're a socail outcast.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Women!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
# IF ONLY DIANA WAS ALIVE!
:D

Edit: one quarter of girls suffered physical abuse, one in five boys? In other words most of the girls/boys that were hit, hit back?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Yeah but if a boy hit a boy it's being a typical 13 year old
if they hit a girl it's therefore sexual assualt. How do they know this. Do the make the boy fill in a questionaire afterwards?

Question 1: Did you have a stiffy when you punched the girls.

Yes. I'm 13. I have a perminant one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:24, archived)
# as a teacher i see it quite often (not all the time)
during the day some girl hears a rumour about this that or the other
on the way out of school she beats the crap out of the lad while he takes it (usually with head down trying to walk away)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Does it give you the horn?:P
I always wanted to be a teacher. I just have to make do with watching all the little boys from outside the playground.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:29, archived)
# The violence and sexual abuse stats are seperate
and not to be confused. Stats reported in the news are usually useless, they say nothing about if they a correlated or not, so people assume they are.

Fact is, non of that shit should be happening, it ruins lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I would abuse her
dirty slag
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:44, archived)
# "Parents have a vital role to play in providing information and advice on sex and relationships,"
Like, "stay in the basement with your offspring" and the old favorite, "if you tell anyone--I'll smack you again"?

I would expect the numbers of adults preying on the kids to be quite higher than those stats.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I remember seeing in the news when I lived in Australia
That a woman smacked her kid in a supermarket as he was pratting about and she was arrested!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)
# That's why it made the news.
Silly cow didn't, "wait until we get home". News items like that vs the endless
"shocking revelations" of kidnapped kids, and the like, distort the realities.
Real data is depressing and boring, so it rarely gets top bill in the media.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I agree.
I phoned several press agencies this morning and none of them were intrested with the huge booger I found in my nose this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Snot: How much is too much?
We asked twelve authors of popular biographies of Princess Diana. Results on pages A4-A37.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I saw this in my RSS feed, I thought it was rather good:
"Town hall bans staff from using Facebook after they each waste 572 hours in ONE month"

I didn't realise council workers spent over 18 hours a day at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Hahaha that's nothing
Years ago I was IT contracing for a London council. There were about two months where there was literally about three hours work possible to do in a week.
I spent both those months turning up to head office on the Monday and being given the worksheets for this work and being told they didn't want to see me back at head office until the meeting on Friday.
So myself and eight other contracted got paid a full weeks work for doing about three hours.
Good to know taxpayers money is well spent.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:35, archived)
# In the article you see there are 4500 employees on facebook for a total of 572 hours per month
That works out to around 7 1/2 minutes each per week.
SHOCKING NEWS: Your tax is being spent by council workers on Facebook for 91.5 seconds during their break EVERY day!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:40, archived)
# To be honest I've done far worse with governent internet access.
I used to log on to the network before and bypass the proxy server too:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Crashing your car and charging it to the company - priceless
My boss would be better off playing poker from home instead of driving 60 miles each way to play solitaire. He could bet with the company car and petrol funds, that way he might actually make some money for the company if he wins anything :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)
#
ahhh, statistics and steriotypes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:17, archived)
# OH NO! UNWANTED KISSING!
BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)
# 'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:04, archived)
# I. C. Weiner
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Blueballs ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Frosty Mcnobb
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Cold DiCk
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Snowflake Le Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# My Nuts Are Freezing
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)
# put some tea on it
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Ice Head
shirely?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)
# 'ningles Mr. Ollis.
How're thangs in Groovetown?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The airship wars extend to the east.


A thematic reply to Letum's stunning masterwork (link below)
www.b3ta.com/board/9668386
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 7:59, archived)
# This is so, so wonderful.
Letum's is absolutely sublime, however.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:15, archived)
# He did a fantastic job on his.
And his silverfish which is also tops (perhaps better, as it was from whole cloth).
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:18, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Thx, Doc!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:18, archived)
# i think i'll throw these piss poor entries into the compo before its over:
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Pesky bakelite crotch fruit!
Boil them all, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Does it have random gears glued to the outside?
It's not steampunk without a shitload of them stuck on with no regard to logic or purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:42, archived)
# hahhah i forgot. sorry
how foolish of me.

next time i'll give them a lip peirceing that look like a cog.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Hahaha! Just so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Fuck year Black Flag.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I want one of those

and in other news: good morning all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Airships do seem to be very popular.
Howdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:31, archived)
# I dreamt of owning an airship last night
But later it turned out it was just a wing with a propeller in front. I had to lay flat on my belly on it for it to work. I was the manager of a huge capriciously walled holiday area, with a lake with beaches in its centre and large classic luxury hotels along the sides. The wings didn't work very well when trying to fly up the marble staircases inside the hotels, trying to avoid chandeliers and angry hotel guests who found out I was the owner of it all and they wanted it all for themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Helleh, Meds.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Hello sir
You well?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Apart from having to clean kitten shit, yeah - not too bad. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Cat puke. Lots and lots of it.

I'm alright.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Rad!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Nicely!
that oriental flavor is tops
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Thank you, glad you like it.
Nowhere near as many neat sub-elements as you've done in yours. I'm all about
the big gross parts slammed together for maximum effect and fast rendering. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:28, archived)
# :))
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 6:33, archived)
# YIFF?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 6:38, archived)
# HOT NEWS:
RPTNI - POTENTIAL FURRY?

MORE NEWS LATER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 6:43, archived)
# HOT NEWS:
MURDER DOWN MY ROAD.

ME, BRICKING IT LATER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Damn, bro. Just pretend you're playing Resi - you'll know what to do if you get swarmed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 6:55, archived)
# AIM WITH THE WII MOTE.
I know I don't need to worry, but having a 20 year old student pretty much dead on your doorstep is a bit creepy. Especially when you're a 20 year old student.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 6:56, archived)
# Be brave, honeyblossom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 7:02, archived)
# NOEFF.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 6:44, archived)
# buhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 6:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:13, archived)
# WHAT THE FOX !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Foxah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)

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