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# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)
# i want a clockwork cunt
Why the Branson hate? I like him. BranSTon, on the other hand, i do hate.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Well you won't like this then...
or will you?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *Loves/ hates*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I really thought that said JAM-DROPPING
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# As requested by Tribs

Bigger version on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)
# nice
looks like richard D james on the right.

Nice moob
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Wakeman must be Aphex's dad
I'm sure of it

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Will that be the next strip?
Looks bloody good.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# No, it's something Tribs suggested
because he guessed about the Hamfinder General.

Edit: does anyone else think this?
Give me a skyscraper
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# HO HO HO
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *Grubers*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I fucking love that man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Fab.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Weeeeeeeee
*boing*
whoooooaaaaaaaawweeeeeeeeee
[Repeat]
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# This is brilliance±
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
# "SHEISS DEM FENSTER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# absolutely wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# That looks fab...!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I was playing Batman: Arkham asylum last night
The addition of a single 'D' would make it:
Batman: Dark ham asylum

Once i realised this, i couldnt think of it as 'Arkham' and more.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I'd play that.
Oh yes indeedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:55, archived)
# This is a much better game
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] "So rgordon00 you've been away to sea for 3 months.
You've come back and it is nice to see you but I asked you to re-grout the bathroom. Instead you dick about on MSPaint for hours. And come up with this? ARE YOU DRUNK? I CAN SMELL IT ON YOU. MY PARENTS ARE COMING ROUND AT SIX!"

(I helped save b3ta! rgordon00, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Wooo
The deadvent calander.

Who's behind 24?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Robert Cochran
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# bless you
you ninja bastard

today's best freecycle request:

Hiya well party season has hit me a with a bit of a bash fell over and have done foot and knee in, does any one have any crotches, please as i am taking adults with learning disabites to panto tommrow, dont want to let them down can any one help
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# pfft - freecycle is the tits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Yeah, wrong 24 originally :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I always get 24 mixed up with stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Joel Surnow and Robert Cochran
100% extra reply
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Brian Peppers?
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Thatcher
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Needs more Maddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I have no Idea who is behind number 24.
Geordie accent "Who goes? You Decide"
(I helped save b3ta! rgordon00, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Sonic the hedgehog
He's been dead since 1995
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Holy crap it's a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# It's nothing to worry about it's just a pair of enormous paws and tail
as part of a Tate Gallery exhibition.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# We went there at the weekend. My mate made the superb observation that the higher you go, the more pretentious it gets.
There's footage of a young woman nekkid covering herself in paint, and then feathers (obviously). As I approached I said to my mate loudly, "Excellent." Once it came back to the first part of the loop, I said "Right - I'm just off to the toilet".

This made the nobends cough disapprovingly, which gave me an absolutely RAGING horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yes and if Tracey Emin shouted out
"I NEED A POO!" it would be a celebrated piece of art!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I want to go to the Tate,
then stand by three flourescent tubes on the wall, or a glass of water on a shelf, or a very neat pile of bricks, or an upside down piano. I'll be stroking my chin for a minute or so, at which point I'll step backwards a few times looking quizzical, muttering "It's a fake" at slowly increasing volume.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You could flash mob this
and have them all come in at random times and mutter "That's clearly a fake!" as they walk past people before long they will all be saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Now we're talking
I'll pop in there on the way home and choose a random piece to pick on.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I want to see in tomorrow's paper a headline that says
TRACEY EMIN IS A FAKE! TATE GALLERY SHOCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# "You throw me the idol, I throw you the catnip....."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# awww
one of our cutey wutey little kittens jumped up on me last night and tapped me with his paw.

It was so sweet.

Until I realised that he had shit on his paw and he stunk and now so did I.

little shitbag.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Been there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *prods*
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I'm good
how are you?


I emeialed you earliers
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *reels back from the avalanche of words*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
I haff been away for a long weekend break - back now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Fluff \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# =0.0=
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# have a pea. nice shadow btw

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAwr?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Aaaahahaahaha!
This tickles me in a most jolly way - top stuff Ninj! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# OBEY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# We all know the problem.....
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaahahaahahahahaha

"rim twang"

HahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahaHahahahahahah
hahahahahahahaahahaahahahaahahaahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaahahaahahahahaha
hahahaahahaahahahahahaHahahahahahahaahahaahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I like the phrase Rim Twang :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Oh dear god I just set your head on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hey Mu.
Thanks to Family Guy, I am now learning all about The Empire Strikes Back :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Oh man!
I totally meant Return of the Jedi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Nevermind,
they're all shit ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# That is win.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# 'Rim twang' hahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
That was a genuine office lol, I'm choking on my sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Brilliant!
now come up with something to help with the "post sex multi directional spray" and you'll be rich!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# ha!
this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# in
many directions at once
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# It's called a shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# The "golden sprinkler"?
(Richeh, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hehehe
you should get that on Dragon's Den
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# But what if the user is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# You will have paraphrase Jaws
"Gonna need a bigger bowl!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Ahahahahah
Wonderful *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I don't understand
Why is there such a big indent at the front?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Rim Twang
Thanks for making this my phrase of the week. Genius
(bigjonnydynamite, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Seriously though
I want one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Rim-twang is a nameless action that's been desperate for a phrase for FAR too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I love how
it sounds like it might be a contraction of the old expression: rim-to-wang. Added to dictionary.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:01, archived)
# AHahahahaha need one.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# pfft
want
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# We have sinks for this
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Thank fuck
it's not just me ^
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
#
Quite superb, sir!
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Maybe
could have been useful for this guy:
forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
(The_Epitome, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Genius
Pure genius... and I never knew this was so widespread. You could be on to a winner here!
(LokiMD, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I WILL BUY 10 OF THOSE RIGHT NOW!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# AT LAST!!
the days of my nob end touching the in-toilet bleach holder are over!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# No more
bleachy bellend!
(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# That's the problem with having Henchmen, you need a bigger Turkey at Christmas

If you liked this, you may also enjoy THIS. Remember, this offer is not available in any shops
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Well, I like ^ this...
and indeed, that.............. ^
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# yay! i want one of those fancy new turkey slicers!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
*clicks* again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Bloody hell, Ninj ... !
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Hehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# NO MR LEGHORN...
...I EXPECT YOU TO FEED AT LEAST 8!
I've got the in-laws round you see, and then there's the buffet on Boxing Day, and maybe a curry the day after
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Christmas party time again
(HARRISPBJ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# What have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
#


and

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Anyone else just not find zalgo funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# not anymore
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Still think it was one of the best memes.
I like subverting otherwise dull cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# What's all this?
Is it real photo time?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Here's my christmas party
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Now this is the kind of party I approve of.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# No, you don't like board anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# *BELMS*
I like SOME of /board. Not you though, nur err, never.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ?
why am i looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# A check shirt with a pinstripe suit?
/GokWanBlog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Nice Jewfro!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# You sent me the same picture of yourself three times.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Did I?
I don't think I did.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# The one of you in the swiss football shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I only sent you that one once didn't I?
Well there were the world travel ones too anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I'm doing the guinness one.
As it's the one with you with the most hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# That is because it is the oldest picture ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I warn you that I'm a terrible portrait drawer, especially on a trackpad in photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# WHATEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Don't post unshopped photos. We don't really like those unless they are extra special.
I'm afraid this one is humdrum at best.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Is it just for gays?
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Shit, we should get loads of this sort of thing,
and call it, like 'bookface' or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# You have no friends and will die lonely in your own filth
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# There are lots of that type around
But I won't die in my own filth, I'm far too clean for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# You will die in a bath full of your own cleaning products.
Possibly by choking to death on a jay-cloth.

(any better?)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# You're a clean boy. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Father Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Dixooooon
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Helloo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# You!!!!!
*rugby tackle hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# aaargh me hip!!!!!
Look look look look

www.b3ta.com/board/9835972
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Epic Use of Pants!
Well done that man!

xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
#


Click for bigger (273 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:27, archived)
# stop it!
He put this photo so we can be his photoshop bitches - youre giving him what he wants so he cal LOLZ over it

Just give him a good old b3ta style RPS bashing!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:29, archived)
# He sure lurve teh cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# is that the title of the new guy ritchie film?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Wake Up Sheeple!

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# On the mushrooms again?
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# *MWAH*
Hello gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# now I want Happy Faces biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I have a christmas puzzle for you:
Rearrange these words (and grammatical comma and fullstop) to make a well known phrase or sentence:
Off
Fuck
Please
,
.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Off Please, Fuck.
?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ten points to you*
*points are non-refundable, monetary value of points is equal to 0.00000001p
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# It's the gift of infamy,,,, it keeps on giving
But I know it's wrong!
(HARRISPBJ, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Satisfied Troll
is satisfied
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I guess you prefer the gift of cock
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Smashing that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Jaaaaaaaaayyyy Peeeeeeeeee!
How ya doing sir *Glees* \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hey Ninj, my fine fellow,
I'm shiworking from home today, so all is well.

You good?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Bit down and ropey...
...but hearing from you has raised my spirits no end! :D
Have a great Christmas sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Good ol' Liz...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# His belt isn't level
50 lashes for that man
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# whip it!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:17, archived)
# No,
Dachshund
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# and he has jiz stains
on his sentry hut. Not the same army these days.....
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Not like the good old days
when the stains were on their shoes.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I was thinking along the lines
of when their jiz was in another guardsman.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Fuck!


Click for bigger (38 kb)
(trickyric, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Heh
the interest payments on that are going to be HUGE! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# You don't pay interest on CSA debt
however there is (or at least was) a trend for asking people to clear what they owe using a credit card, which probably won't be interest free. However, you maybe able to negotiate the debt that is owed to the secretary of state if you offer to make a lump sum payment for the debt.

I did, until not too long ago, work for the CSA. I actually miss the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)
# photoslop Painting


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# This is the sort of thing I should be drawing
Instead I sit on my ass looking at pictures I should be drawing.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# well i was up most of last night
so decided to paint! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I havn't got the patience to spend long amounts of time to draw something
Which is where I fail. I'd just prefer I coiuld magically pump out a masterpiece in 10 minutes.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I can pump out a masterpiece in about 80 seconds on a good day
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# slut
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Just permanantly of the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# sounds good
well except when you're having a doctor examine you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Aye :(
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# now turn your head
and cough :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
# That must hurt
Lots of meat is needed for maximum effect
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
i wish i could pump out a masterpiece full stop :D but this was fun to do :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# That's photoslop?
aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# thank you sir!
yeah chalk and soft edge brush :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Oo that's a bit special, Jesse
special is a good way of course :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hehehe
thanks muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# There. I've put my tree up.
It's Christmas.
Wheeee.

And now back to boobs and guns.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Those are rather high sockets
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Haha top stuff JJ
It's still taller than our office christmas tree
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I am reporting you to the International Forestry Association.
This is well below the 2.97ft minimum allowance.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Personalised Blinds?
;)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
I am still trying to decide if the image is tagged, or the blind is...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Denizen-sized tree ?
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Brown carpet?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# It hides all the marks from dragging his arse across it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# officelols
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I rent.
And I go for space rather than style.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# You live in space?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# wall?
(frenchtoilet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# That's bigger than the tree I havn't got yet.
And miles better that the aweful tree on the news.

Having said that, the gun she's not firing looks odd. I can't tell which way it's pointing.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# haha, that's bigger than my tree this year
In other news, I did my first ever proper painting arts - check ME out.

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# its fantastic
wow! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Thanks for your tips and moral support, sir :)
moral athletic
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha
welll i try - but it is really ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# that's so yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# pfft
I'll be dining on that for years
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# He's back!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I yam!
Well, back for a few moments while I wait for my work PC to be fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# corr!! so that's where you've been
top of the class
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Cheers Mr. P - first of many, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Pants!


That's spiffingly done, Sir. *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Thanks!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Top Skills, there.
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Did I miss something awesome?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# You know what that tree needs?
Some muto-joos!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I has
squirrels on my tree!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Spiffing!




Inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahaha dear God!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahaha. Do the Russian 'Spaznaz' use it?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
# "Woof!" went Timmy the dog
as an incendiary device detonated beneath him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# AS SEEN ON TV! :D
Ning, biatches
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hey fella
ain't seen you for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I'm officially not here, but just popped in to say hello
*dodges rotten tomatoes and apples*

You on Facebook?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# nah
too many weirdos looking for me will track me down
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Reading between the lines.....
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Not at all...
You know where to find me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# He's back!

Hello fella
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hello fella
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Wotcha Medi
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# DIXIE DIXIE DIXIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Smee, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# PROVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9835972
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# The joke is that no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Nope...
They are CLOUDS.
Much like the flipping ones, that robbed me of a chance to see the Geminid meteor shower... :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Ohhhh I saw a couple on sunday night... :)
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I swear, the last half dozen showers...
the nights leading up have been crystal clear skies, and the actual night and the few after...blanket cloud.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# They mostly come at night....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)
# That's not true actually
but you can usually only see then at night...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I saw one in the early evening a few years back
it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# just like rapists!
:D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# No
I'm pretty sure they offer a 24 hour service.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# ....mostly....
(Freegan Bikefascist, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Don't you believe in exoplanets, Sam?
They may house some aliens. With anuses up their nostrils.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I believe in everything, exclusively.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Sam,
why is his arm a goosehead?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Soz if bin dun......
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
the four-eyed twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hahahaha, he'll need one of these...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
# That's how he gets about :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I wonder if anyone has ever asked to use their pound stretching service.
I say we get them under the trade discrimination act or what ever it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Grrrrrrr....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Fantastic fontage!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Ta Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# And just the right amount of brown!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Grr!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# This works fantastically well
Woo!

/edit:

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Haha nice!
My 4 year old daughter was watching star wars for the first time recently. She kept referring to Chewbacca as "that doggy"...

i.e. "Daddy, why is that doggy flying the spaceship" (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I watched Starwars with my 5 year old
Urgh - Daddy not Star Wars - that's a boys film - it's rubbish
turn it off

five minutes later as she cuddles up next to me..... "So.... why is he being frozen? is he dead? what happens next?"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
# In Return of the Jedi she was all
"Daddy, why did Yoda die?"

This is her first experience of things dying. closely followed by her cousin's rabbit.

I might have messed up the explanation a bit, because now in her mind Yoda and Snowy are living up in Heaven with Baby Jesus... :¬S

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# WIV DA ANGLES
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# EXACLTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I hope you didn't tell her Jade was there as well
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Ha Ha
My lad (nearly 4) calls C3P0 - "that shiny man". First time he watched it he said "Daddy, where's that shiny man gone?"
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# When I was about that age
I referred to robots as 'cold men'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Profound!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I called oranges ello-ello though

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Which is what the crew referred to him as
Apparently the british crew hated Lucas, and kept saying things like "bring in the dog"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Superb Barbie!!! *Click* :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:42, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Thats
great
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Berlusconi released from hospital
"The incident has left nothing more than a small scar"
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# every time I see Pinhead
I like to think of little cocktail sausages on his pins
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I like to think of pins on his cocktail sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha cheese and pineapple chunks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I'm the same with Jebus
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahaha good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hahah nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# he looks very pleased with his new look
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# more of this type of nonsense
Photobucket

s24.photobucket.com/albums/c22/matthewrosser/Codex/
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I don't understand these,
but they look nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# That's rubbish
everyone knows Dionaea Windmillula only grows in hilly, limestone areas. But the text says it's best cultivated in damp clay soil!

As for the claims about the reproductive cycle of Nepenthaceae Tenticalis, well, the author has a vivid imagination, that's all I can say.

(woo btw)

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I hate gardening, but enjoy Gardener's Question Time on Radio Bore.
What does this say about my personality?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# you like to know things without going through the practical process of learning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# That sounds surprisingly astute, actually.
I love holding opinions on things I know nothing about.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)
# make a whole book like this
....then bury it in your garden. In a thousand years people on the intergrid will be trying to decipher it and wondering if it comes from one of the alien civilisations that they gene-bombed in the meantime.

make sure it's not in Klingon though, they'll get that too quickly
(Freegan Bikefascist, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Entirely this.
Entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I "antiqued" one of your ones from the other day
for a giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:38, archived)
# That's ace!
Great texture to the paper.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
# fucking hell
thats a bit good that is! We should do a whole book of these
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I really like these
I used to do bit like this myself but this is lovely!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# are you making the text up as you go along or is it following an alphabet
like the Codex Seraphinianus?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex_Seraphinianus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
# it does follow a sort of alphabet
whether or not it means anything is up for speculation
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Spotted!
You wrote the Voynich manuscript AICMFP!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# More ning!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I didn't notice the subscript.
Now you owe me a new monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha...
14" VGA CRT do you?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Too big!
Do you have a 8" one?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# My reputation proceeds me.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# How exactly do I stare at a Steroegram?

Edit: Not so ninja edit! ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# cross your eyes slightly and stare at the X
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Oh, it's a sailboat!
I've always been shit at these. Therefore I'm going to assume it's genius and give it a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# It's a schooner
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Mindpissage.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# No, it's a schooner!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# try a little cross-eyed - stare at the x and let your eyes go unfocussed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# It's much like trying to look past something so it all goes out of focus...
Or for a more comprehensive explanation:
www.focusillusion.com/Instructions/
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
#
I was actually pointing out the minor typo :O)

www.b3ta.com/board/9835850

Edit: Oof! I've given myself a headache staring at that
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *facepalms*
Fixed it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Naked

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# YES!
This is pure win!



See? WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Is that a picture of a wild WIN in it's natural environment?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I could never do the Stereogram thing
so I spent my time practicing on a Monogram - If you stare at the Grange Hill Badge you can see a flying fork with sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Haha... you loon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVEp3XtQQ
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:17, archived)
# This is gold.
I like.

I can't stop staring at it and regaining focus. I should stop now.

WoO!
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Street urchins, shoppers, big tree...


I've never understood this country's obsession with Victoriana at Christmas.
It was a SHIT time to live for most people
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Merry christmas Blackadder and Mister Baldrick too
If we were little piggies we would sing "piggy-wiggy-wiggy-woo"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:47, archived)
# piggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy woo
OH piggy wiggy wiggy woo
piggy wiggy woo
Oh piggy wiggywiggywiggywiggy WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# :D
i'm glad it was you who typed that out
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Ctrl and V
one of the greatest keyboard shortcuts of all time :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Yo Joliet imma let you finish...
but ctrl+z is the best keyboard shortcut of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# We watched that last night
Some of it is hilarious but I can't help feeling it's a bit shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Agreed
Even Back and Forth is better
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# CF Father Ted Christmas Special.
I put my foot through my telly, and sent them the bill!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Again
bits are genuis, but as a whole it's a bit rubbish

Even Matthews and Linehan think so
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# But the pictures of Victorian Britain are so pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Victoriana and Edwardiana are far cooler than today's culture.
As your delightfully morose picture illustrates.

But Art Deco FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)

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