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# run, fluffeh, run!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Heaven scent . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:43, archived)
# **joke about smelly pussies**
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# mittens!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# whee
I'm glad someone else remembers mittens :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:59, archived)
# would you like to
smell my pussy
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:04, archived)
# kitty dander is good snorting.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Thought I'd post this while I'm at it...
Just been looking through our HAWT pictures from Les Trois Vallées 2009. Did some editing and here's the end result:


Clicky for biggy (263 kb)
EDIT: It's not for a game. Just used it as a background. Thought it was pretty epic!
(. Y . ), Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
# waits
for something to move


damn i blinked
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# No CDC here sir/sirette
Unless you click 'I Like This'
(. Y . ), Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
#


Click for cdc (370 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:18, archived)
# :)
I'm amazed anyone actually clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:20, archived)
# awesome
i actually jumped a little
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Ah, time for a repost methinks

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Why am I looking at your cloud?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Wot I saw
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# woo thanks to Halibut for pointing out i've been a member for 6 years, 6 months and 6 days! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Well, congrats on that, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)
# haha
thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Might just be time to run out and get a lotto ticket playing all the sixes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
# sounds like a good plan
to me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Congrats! You're not far off 30,000 posts either...
/board will expect nudity! ;D

*insert obligatory 'Satan comment' here*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# nudity for the win
:)

apparently according to QI the number of the beast is actually 616 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# and the cock ran away with the...
he's forgotten the spoon again!!
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# maybe i should shop that in
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# i would be
honoured sir :D
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# its not very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# The Lovin' Spoonful?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# cockspoons
i do believe you have come upon something big!
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:05, archived)
# 7 years, 7 months and 5 days.
crap. I was going to trump you there.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha
well its longer than me so you do trump me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Gratz you *Big Hug*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Angry Dolphin.

life size
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# If this has anything to do with Plaid then I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't know what that means.
It is to do with Dolphins, though.
Ones that are discontent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# plaid:
•a cloth having a crisscross design
•the second studio album by guitarist Blues Saraceno, released in 1992 on Guitar Recordings.
•a Scots language word meaning blanket, usually referring to patterned woollen cloth; it is unclear if the Gaelic word Plaide came first. ...
•a British electronic music duo comprising Andy Turner and Ed Handley, and based out of London. ...
you're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Most kind. :)
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I'm guessing he meant the band.
They are rather good. But I don't know how they are related to whatever this picture is of. What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
# It's just some 3D tinkering...nothing more.
I'm getting really paranoid here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# is it a fish?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# I seem to recall that a dolphin is a mammal,
but we're in the right region*

*the sea, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
# They have a track called Angry Dolphin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# but what does that have to do with this picture of a fish?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# No idea. I can't see a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:18, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-y07QCc2TI
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# oooh thats nice!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# :)
Cheers, Rev!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# lovely stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Mr EWC, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# In other underwater worlds . . . angry dolphin is breaking out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# He's not chuffed, and he's out for revenge!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)
# what
is it?
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:49, archived)
# It's
an Angry Dolphin.

*points at post title*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# yes
but what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
# ?
It's not really anything, apart from the above. Sorry.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
# is it
an x-ray?
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9868893
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# how many
guesses do we get?

are we there yet :P
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Particularly beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)
# FAHK YOO DAUHFIYN!!
FAHK YOO WHAYOOOW!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] far too idle to check if this had bindun


Click for bigger (156 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha!
too right, works every time!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# it's like extreme homoeopathy
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] chortles :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Life's short and hard
like a bodybuilding elf.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Or a dwarf with a penknife
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Mr Wilsons latest deal was often frowned upon...

(wbagis, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:24, archived)
# ah, fuck corpses
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:30, archived)
# pffft
dibs on the corpse
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I didnt know
horses could draw
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
# haha
someone here did a brilliant picture of 'horse drawn vehicles'.
Can't remember who, but it was great.
You had to be there, really, but it was soooo funny.
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# in the meanwhilst
have an elephant drawn self portrait...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=He7Ge7Sogrk
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:46, archived)
# here's Hector :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha soup herb as always
/click

edit - LOOK OUT FOR THE WALRUS
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Hi Hector!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Oh man I used to have a scooter like that
I was much more ungainly on mine than Hector though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:18, archived)
# He used to shred on a board.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:19, archived)
# heheh.
It'd be really curmudgeonly to be disparaging about this delightful animation.
So... nope. can't bring meself to do it, despite being in a spiteful mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Yay for Hector!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Hector has got all of the smooth moves . . . go Hector !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Safety first hector...
...good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Gleeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# glad to see Hector is wearing his safety gear
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# slow down hector
i prefer your chunkyness
(Dazzer, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# hehehe
excellent
(Zoidaroid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Go Hector!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hehe
you are getting a bit too good at this animation lark
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Camilla Jovovich


Evenin' all!
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# NO.
BAD PROFESSOR! WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Bruce is baffled
Really baffled
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# haha
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:00, archived)
# not as baffled as the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Where's the other guy?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# *makes resident evil joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Die Soft
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# mull-tee-pass!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Die please
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:11, archived)
# :(
why?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:14, archived)
# It's his go at Snakes and Ladders.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha!
that is one of the best replies ive ever heard!

*edit the snakes and ladders comment
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:38, archived)
# chi-ken!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Woo for the Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Buggy approved...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)
# dik...dik...GOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:21, archived)
# oh, this is easy to like.
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# yes!
this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)
# burd!
i like burd.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Aww!
He's like a preened version of Flap.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:02, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Nazis!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)
# It's hard to beat Peter . . . the basterd !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# You've achieved the impossible:
made him look coool.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahaha...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Woooooooo!
Never a truer word... Basterd/BasTURD...
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:18, archived)
# ITYM Base Turd
but woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Cork it!
First ever compo entry. Long time Lurker!

(I helped save b3ta! Supersam11 Can I go on the slides please?, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:41, archived)
# It's good, but not quite right.
edit: Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Redexing?


EDIT ah there it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)
# How embarrassing
Should be there now!
(I helped save b3ta! Supersam11 Can I go on the slides please?, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:43, archived)
# saw this last week...(bindun)... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Oh well...
worth a try!
(I helped save b3ta! Supersam11 Can I go on the slides please?, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Hai, read the FAQ regarding filesize, lurker!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)
# *Hitler salutes*
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# If you don't slap them they'll never learn...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I still wake up screaming after dreaming about my first image's response
It was 70kb. That's war criminal territory.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:00, archived)
# At least your first image didn't contain a cartoon pic of a lady pooing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# more's the fucking pity
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)
# @__@
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:34, archived)
# it's weird
but I've just clicked "I like this"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I just got an erection
but I don't know why, so I clicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)
# vibrations.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:30, archived)
# HORSECOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)
# *clicks*
horsecock!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:48, archived)
# *clicks*
AARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)
# ...hey...you got yours...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:49, archived)
# how completely odd, yet awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# ...just a guy standing there...
...nothing going on...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:49, archived)
# It pays to advertise . . . done and done !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# yeah...these animations don't work too well in a newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Yeah but the pay out is good . . . thanks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha...does a "clicky"
..as instructed
edit:before"G"before"Q" this NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# There is no one greater than you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:51, archived)
# what a pile of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# c'mon buttwipes...click dat bitch!.............*huff!*.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:43, archived)
# *won't ask what he's upto*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Angry-Jerking is the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)
# DARIA TEACHER MAN!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:41, archived)
# JINXED!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Pah, you'll not get me with your poor attempt at mind contro.......
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)
# heh heh...i always liked you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)
# must.....kill.....moe.....
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I got a click, that's all that matters.

............................................(just kidding!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# must ... burn ... things ... and ... kill ... woman ...
can't ... use ... pronouns ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)
# ..you can burn things...
...but send me the women....(and click) @__@
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)
# *click*
I can't help it it's so beautiful!
(Flaming Badger likes mushrooms, not so much snakes..., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry] *Wouldn't*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Oh God!
That back page is upside down


Darwin Awards Anyone?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8454242.stm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Bloody hell!
I wonder if these guys are related to my lawnmower guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# ha
people will be driving their boats on the M6 next

crazy world!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)
# 'ere Alf - you reckon that Ice is thick enough to support a couple of tons?
Aye - they drive trucks on the ice in Canada don't they - and it's bloody cold innit?

Come on!

Let's g'aaaaargh!


Bugger me....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Ice Road Fuckers
that's what
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)
# I have a friend on Facebook whose status says "Suicidal - Standing on the edge of a cliff".
So i poked him...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:30, archived)
# That's a superb name for a television programme. Or a baby girl. Or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)
# How about a fluffy kittin, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Who couldn't love a fluffeh kittin called Ice Road Fuckers?
It'd require a harder heart than mine, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Dear lord.
Near miss, but definite contender.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Well, it's only fair. Children here have been going to school on their ice skates lately. In the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:32, archived)
# I bet she's quite cuddly
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Possibly, but not very wuddly.
It's difficult with actresses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# How unpleasant
alright ninj
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Hai Zelter...
...you know the rest :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:34, archived)
# :)
It's been quieter without you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Ah, bless...
...:D \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:48, archived)
# would she be interested
in a photoshoot for The Pripism Self Cure Book?
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooo its me first
Photobucket
(Totach arf, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Arthritis gives me the fear
Welcome, pull up a kitten, 'shop a stool
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)
# And hereditary too
Thanks God!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Just not having arthritis doesn't stop one appearing arthritic, Joe.
*gives meaningful look*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:47, archived)
# What you talkin' about, Yoda?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Just having a pointless pop at ya for no good reason.
Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Not too shabby, sir
Are you any btter now?

And will we have the pleasure of your company at the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Much worse, haven't eaten for three days, but
of course I'll be there. With a ludicrous 'tache and a very stupid hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
#
*Pre-emptively clinx*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I'm unlucky on that front it runs in both sides of my family :(
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Well...
diarrhoea runs in my genes.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Ewwww...
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Oh great.
My dad's currently breaking in his 5th hip!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Your dad is a spider
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Nope
an ex-semi-pro 400m and later on marathon runner.

Sport kills, ladies and gents.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Are you SURE he's not actually a spider?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Particularly when spiders seriously attempt to compete with human beings.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:33, archived)
# You're peculiar.
But welcome, all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)
# ^
also - painful
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:34, archived)
# ^
also - operation
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# ^
also - recommend
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# *
also - one types an asterisk, but gets a ^.
It's not fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)
# *.
That. I typed a *.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# *goose steps onto /board*
zis iz currunt besht praceeees...

*goose steps away*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# prof!
did you see my snowmasadnsdasfzcf?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Scraping the pun barrel...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# i just want to die now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Well, it's not very convenient.
Would you mind terribly dying later instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# i don't want to die now
i'm happy again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Good.
You're required and necessary, soldier.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# i'm VERY happy!
just bought a £2 scratchcard, i've won £40! i'm off to buy my niece treats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Ah, scratchcards.
They made one last year called 'Rolling In It'. Silver, pink and brown.
It was illustrated with a picture of a grinning pig rolling in liquid shit.
I was speechless, but blabbed about it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Buy me a puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Ever heard the expression "sold a pup"?
(It's a good idea not to ask to be bought a puppy)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Am I the only one who read this as
"I'm off to buy some nice breasts"?

B3ta warps you, ladies and gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)
# It's a can of whoop-ass
With a volume of (American Pie)(r^2)h.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# You bloody swot!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# have you seen Dad Joke's profile
made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha I had to filename but
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Ooh, an opportunity to repost something old.
*Seizes*

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I haven't had vimto in ages
and that makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Yeah, but the pic pleases you immensely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Oh yes. definately.
How rude of me not to mention that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Vimto cordial, taken hot, is lovely in the winter, btw.
Particularly when one has a cold or is feeling generally under the weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# You mean to say that some people drink it COLD!?
Barbarians.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# The dog's shirt
?
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# A mere oversight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# ...and now for something so bad it doesn't deserve a new thread;
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# As if the previous post did deserve a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# What's that you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# How do pirates store their data?
CD-arrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I'm afraid of Ameri-cans
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# argghh
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Yes we can!
(Hal Baffe, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahah
*belm*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
#
celebrityodor.com/2010/01/11/jack-nicholson-autograph-fail/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# ahahahaha!
*got back from lidl an hour ago*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# nothing wrong with lidl, it just fits
I shop in lidl and aldi. It has a good reputation in germany. It's just cheap, but it's still quality produce. Shop in lidl and aldi, one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# i like it
because it's the only place locally i can get lentils. also, 2 weeks' shopping has just cost me under £12
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I have an aldi at the end of my road
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# lucky you!
the lidl is about half a mile away as the crow flies, but if you're walking, it's a lot further and involves a hill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Mine involves a flat road and crossing a busy road and Im there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# oh well, at least i get a bit of exercise
and don't have to get the bus to the strand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Arf!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# haha
wasn't she in "Green Card" with Gerard Depardieu? I forget her name, but this picture has made certain dim memories a little less dim.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Isn't it Andie Macdowell?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Shandy Mactrowels
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# yes she was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I would never have remembered without seeing Tribs' pre-make up mock-up
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# i would, unfortunately
that film was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# bwababaaaahahahaha *coughs up custard cream*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# an improvement on te original
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Phwoar.
I'm kerrazy for that Michael Bolton, me. Even when he is looking a tad pale.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha, Michael Bolton is an abberation
I doubt I'll make it to the bash, I'm currently in a world of shit financially. I need a decent job.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# You're a doctor, ffs.
How much money do you people need?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I'm still in the same research job I was doing to become a doctor though.
I need a real job, where I do something useful and get paid a sensible amount of money. I currently get paid for 20 hours a week despite working 40. (well, 40 minus b3ta-time)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# The answer's obvious.
Play the fucking drums.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I would, but I have the problem of not being able to find my USB drum kit, which may well be shit
and never having played the drums, except when my drummer went for a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Anyone who attended the October Derby bash will be able to assure you
that all one really requires is a walking stick and a fire extinguisher.
Oh, and a moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I've got a scruffy beard, does that count?
It does sound like a whole lot of fun, but there is no cash, and birmingham is miles away from germany.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# And so all you need is a walking stick, a fire extinguisher and a moustache.
Or, failing that, a drumkit and a moustache. Scruffy or otherwise. Mine's quite scruffy, but also ludicrous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Birmingham is covered in snow at the moment as well
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah, but it's pretty undramatic snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# It's still snow dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Yep.
Undeniable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# It's looking quite grey.... let's hope for some more
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# The view from my cul-de-sac window has been very pretty for several days now.
So yes, let's hope for some more!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# What is musical and useful in a supermarket?
A Chopin Liszt!
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Wolfgang Amadeus ShoppingTrolley
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# GAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
*snaps*
*heads for belltower*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# *slaps sexily*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# *SPANGS*
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Ludwig Van NectarCard
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hello Redsushi
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# "Gone Chopin, Bach in 5 minutes"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Alternative payoff: because you're worth shit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# oh
I'm going to pretend I didn't go for this because I thought it was too obvious. Yes, that's why I didn't go with this payoff.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Brightened my day
After watching a boring documentary about a chinese tourist boat.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Ooooh, where did it go?
Japan, USA, Australia?

Did it take any nice photos?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# China
Though if suddenly took off and flew to S.Korea it would have been an infinately better thing to watch.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# this gladdens me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the boat?
"Men, get on the boat!"
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Did he fuck!
I'm calling shenanigans. He never said that. He was Portuguese, FFS

EDIT: Or Italian. (maybe Spanish, no-one seems sure)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# He was distinctly yorpeean

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# which eye don't you need?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# No eye-dea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# that's it, i'm going to the shop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# An optician fell into the lens grinder
He made a spectacle of himself!
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Are you just transcribing from a Gyles Brandreth Joke Book for Kids?
Incidentally, another optician was accused of sexual harassment after a customer said her glasses were falling apart and he offered her a little screw.
However, he was framed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# hahahahaha almighty
*woo*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahaha!
had I been thinking straight when i did this, I would have uised the filename

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Ooh, one is tempted to violently apply a frying pan to the face here
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Whacko Squacco Jacko
Photobucket

Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# looks rather like a cassowary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:16, archived)
# More like a cassooblivious
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL BIRD!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Oh great
Now you've hurt its feelings.
It's probably going to go off and become cryptozoological or something and it's ALL YOUR FAULT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# We should all become cryptozoological.
What's to lose?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Our pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Yep.
But we can all relax about the pants-loss, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Bigfoot seems quite happy about not having to wear pants
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)
# You're completely right.
Big feet, no pants, cryptozoology. What's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# good.
has it ever heard of the callisto effect?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Star in Ally McBeal, become romantically involved with Harrison Ford?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# no, the other callisto effect
you know, the one about evolution and short-lived aberrant species?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
#
Ohhhhh, that callisto effect.






No.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:46, archived)
# he needs to be told
it may well cause him existential uncertainty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I exist
Look, I have a b3ta username. If that's not proof, I don't know what is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# not you, the bird!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# You calling Crystal Meth a "bird"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
# as if i would!
i meant the bird-thing in the pic, as well you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# This is the first time I've been on the day shift for aaaaages,
and I could swear I detect a certain /talk presence.

(or perhaps I'm over-sensitive. Or under-sensitive)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# OH NOES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# nice slash hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# why isn't this a reality
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# It is a reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# I had my wife make this into my favorate T-shirt
(Tallyhosis Two heads are more than One, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# You never!!?!?!?
Pics, or you never!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# The new TV show
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# cockfeet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# CATLEGS
(I helped save b3ta! __, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Long upside-down salt and pepper shakers!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# LONG UPSIDE-DOWN S&P SHAKERS!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Great start.
Appreciated. Cheers

*EDIT: However; which is which?*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah I'm not the most gifted at drawing I'll admit.
Edit: Salt is the one-holed one
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I would imagine Salt is on the left, as it has more holes.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I always thought salt is the less-holey one :S
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Controversy?
Fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# no, they sell those in my local chippy
masquerading as salt and pepper chicken wings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Mystery meat is no longer a mystery.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# i'm now barred from that chippy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)
# People used to buy dead cats in WW2
as rabbit, difficult to tell the difference apparently, when 'prepared'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# more meat on a cat, too
although rabbit is nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)
# He should have black rimmed Adrian Edmondson style binoculars.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Big eyes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and then cross back?
He was a dirty double-crosser!
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Your username was well chosen.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# i love novelty accounts :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)
# *headdesks*
what's brown and sticky?



a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Shit is brown and sticky
and so is chocolate.

In fact many things are brown and sticky.


Marmite, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# i have marmite
it's tasty.
there, i said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# I won a years supply of marmite the other day...
one jar!
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# please, shoot me now
it's boxing day at my parents' house all over again!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# TGA?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)
# haha, more of this kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# The picnic was about to go rapidly downhill.


Click it. Go on. I dare you. (140k)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# did everyone bring potato salad?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Not everyone, Smash.
Not everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# that's good
a bit of variety is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:16, archived)
# *passes teh coleslaw*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# mmmmm
that will go well with my chicken and sweetcorn salad!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Oh come off it, nobody actually eats salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# i do!
i love veg!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Yeah, but you're out of the ordinary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on,
but I think I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# It was kind of a thought process from the Star Wars Facebook thing in the newsletter
themovieblog.com/2009/12/if-star-wars-had-facebook
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Call the Jedis!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:24, archived)
# no Richard ... not tonight
(Zoidaroid, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Topical
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Goodness,
Nole's looking distinguished these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# haha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Lives of the Great Poisoners
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)

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