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Damn this cheap Australian import...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)

Fixed:

https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/ejmdppmmnogaandoecmdhkbcgolhfefd

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)

hahaha

greatness

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)

i wish i could turn off the cocking tilt thing on my iphone. That and the shake 'undo' on the text

at least i found out how to turn of shake=shuffle. That made the music bit of the iphone utterly unworkable.

/rant over. woopic :)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)

Oh wow, celebrity sighting

I didn’t know Michael J. Fox was on B3ta.

(rfaulder, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)

wow.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:50, archived)

sәuәu! әႡ su! s!Ⴁ

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Rincewind, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)

hahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)

grrrrrrrrreat!

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mozza, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:30, archived)

This is incorrect...

..no electronics are cheap in Oz

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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:45, archived)

And....

Australia is region 4

(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)

And now I hand you this rather fetching pedant pendant :)

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Jimmer still not dead at, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:26, archived)

OK apologies for the naff iJokes...

...but you must all now watch my funny Hitler video, which is about Hitler farting.
I did a pretty decent job of the subtitles, and endeavoured to match the actual German with believable translations. I know this has been attempted before but I think my subtitles are the best.
I hope it brings forth mirth, and would be grateful for opinions either way because my ego needs stroking.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=na1DseY5T-M

(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:33, archived)

/links is that way >

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:34, archived)

Hey, bro. Hey how are you doing? Hey you know there's a links board?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:34, archived)

My mum thinks I'm cool.

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zoldergoose, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)

omg so keeewwwl

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)

yeeeeesss....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)

OH. MY. GOOOOOD!

CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)

still 332 days to go

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)

AND ITS RUINED BECAUSE OF THIS POST.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)

believable translations?

your mum thinks my subtitles are the best.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)

Is there a links board?

I know, I'll see if I can find a links board.

(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)

This is how Hitler started, invading places he didn't belong...

/it is quite amusing :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)

That's how the British Empire started as well, isn't it?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:39, archived)

shhh

do not expose British Military hypocrisy.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)

Yes, but we're British

it makes all the difference .

Actual difference rates may go up as well as down. Comment on difference does not relate to morals or ethics found throughout history. Lots of peoples homes were at risk from invading British forces.
Selective memory about the good bits may have higher interest rates than fact. ooh look, a Badger!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)

We didn't have stupid moustaches... oh no wait... yes we did.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)

Yes but we were doing the right thing

Johnny needs learning.

The Germans, however - that was pure evil.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)

yes, bally Gerry, killing all those civilians.

the Allies flattened Dresden and Hiroshima using Nazi-specific bombs. Civilians saved. Tally ho.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)

Well not really

But an Englishman is worth more than a forrin, so whichever way you look at it, we did the right thing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)

yes.

for that, everyone must be immensely proud and glorious at all times.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)

*is proud and glorious*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)

Hey! Dresden was making porcelain figurines for the NAZIS!

they had to be stopped!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)

If we hadn't

we might all have ornaments from Germany on our mantlepiece. Thanks to our brave boys murdering all those ornament-makers, that didn't happen.

There are rumours, however, that Dresden Ornamenten und Porcelan Fabrik is back in business. I want to know what we, Great Britain, plan to do about it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

i'll get the napalm, you get the planes

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)

I think bombarding them with Armitage Shanks would be the best policy

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

surrogate mother?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)

I thought he started

As a painter and decorator.
He did well at his NVQ's and was, in due course, and with all the correct certification, promoted to Fascist Megalomaniac Dictator.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)

When people said they wanted him to change the face of the world,

they actually meant use Dulux 'Autumn Blush'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)

I believe he went to art school

he was however, a shit artist. There happened to be a lot of good Jewish artists at his school, who got better grades and more attention. Some years later, he had the last laugh.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)

I must?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)

OR YOU VILL BE SHOT!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)

aw man, that would ruin my week

but I'm willing to take the risk

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)

*shines spotlight in eyes*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)

No really, it's actually pretty funny.

And yes. You must.

(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)

Wow, cool!

Hey, did you find anything else on the internet that you would like to share!? I've heard there's all sorts of hilarious stuff out there.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)

No, I did that myself. Really. Nicking someone elses stuff would be bad form.
I did it Final Cut Pro.

(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)

That's

not the worst version of that clip I've ever seen
And yes, you did do a good job of the subtitles.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)

I never really got the Downfall meme.

I suppose it's because I can speak german, because I'm supercool.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)

ubercool, shirley?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)

Ja,

Aber nenn mich nicht Shirley.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

Übercool, shurely?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

^this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

KNIFE DICK

KNIIIIIIIIIIIIFE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:06, archived)

sorry... feeling a bit lazy this morning

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:29, archived)

What a dick.

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zoldergoose, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:30, archived)

hehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)

teehee

Youtube LOLZ rulz *thumbs up*

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daddyswank came out the closet on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:17, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:34, archived)

monster monday disco shuffle

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:55, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)

Also:

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)

Ok, finished now.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)

Sorry :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)

don't be

we love a bit of colourfullfunness
: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)

Oh god, don't rise to his needy whining, he'll never stop.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)

How many dinosaurs have you drawn?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:30, archived)

Um, two red ones, purple, orange, green, one sea monstersaur

oh and make my gay.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)

I thought you did way more than that, man.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)

Done lots of pictures. Not that many different dinosaurs.

Eventually you run out of colours of the rainbow.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)

Um.. blue?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)

Red?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)

What software do you use to draw them?

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)

The originals were done in paint. Then I moved to CS2

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)

Oh and one off yellow.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)

I like the DJ one best :D

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:33, archived)

QUAAAAID!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)

Move yer Body, Foo!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)

He dances like a triumphant leprechaun.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:20, archived)

Yeah

Tell him that to his face.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)

Aaaaggghhhhh!

I've had her! /obvious joke.

Hello B3ta how is everyone?

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:58, archived)

Feeling my years today...

When hangovers start to run into their second day then you know you're getting old :(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:00, archived)

Or you've been drinking turps again!

Both are bad!

I've been doing a really annoying thing lately where you think of an album you really like then find out when it was released, Say melon collie and the infinite sadness by the smashing pumpkins, 1995, then work out how many years ago that ACTUALLY is..........

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)

wait...104

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)

inb4 numberwang

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)

In before quizlestick

:-)

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:26, archived)

14 :(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)

Now you know about it you won;t be able to stop doing it though!

Go on, its fun in a march of time mortality type way!

:-D

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:58, archived)

Rasterised!

Rasterised.

(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:32, archived)

reminds me of naughty bear

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh3C2crZp0Y&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iAs20eNiCM

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)

It reminds me of the Terrahawks Teddy Bear

:D

www.fab1.net/t-hawks/yuri-1.jpg

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:20, archived)

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)

TECHNOTECHNOTECHNOTECHNO

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)

The Ipad... It's monolithic

Prolly bindun

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)

*swing*

*kick*
Whine Whine Whine.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)

Didn't LG do this on the ad for their widescreen phone?

Pretty good nevertheless :)

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)

Behind you!

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)

*swing*

*kick*
YELP YELP YELP!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)

This image or video has been moved or deleted.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)

Aaah photobucket...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:52, archived)

it appears that you actually do love horses

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)

Only the pretty ones

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)

me and my little knife say they are all pretty

on the inside...

(waxdart hello., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:50, archived)

Artist's Impression

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Ninj, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)

Did he die on stage too?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)

possibly preferable to shooting himself in the chest

and dying two days later

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)

how did he lose his ear?.......

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:40, archived)

jus' like that..ah hur hur

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:41, archived)

"Chair, Sunflower, Sunflower, Chair... Chair, Chair. Sunflower, Sunflower, Chair"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:44, archived)

haha

fez's all round.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:37, archived)

i drew this but can't really use it

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Microwave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:16, archived)

I like final fantasy 9.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:17, archived)

ive never been able to bring myself to beat any final fantasy game

i got pretty far in the one with kefka but gave up eventually

i watched a trailer for FF13 and the graphics are super cool but it looks like it has the most lame cliche story ever

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Microwave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)

9 and 1 are the only ones I've finished.

I tend to get bored in endgame.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)

I thought 9 sucked.

FF8 FTW as far as I'm concerned...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)

You're so wrong I now have to kill you.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)

Ah well I stand by my position.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:24, archived)

I love ff9. 8 is myeh with Squall moping about, and Rhiona being all wet and Selphie and fist guy being all over cheerful.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)

OH LOOK WE ALL WERE ORPHANS AT THE SAME ORPHANAGE!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)

Neeeerrrrddddd.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:30, archived)

FF8 was good

but you can't beat 7

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)

I liked 7. Not as much as 9, but I liked it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)

How can you like

one interactive slide-show over another?

(Can you tell I'm a big fan?)

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chulk607, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)

^agrees

and to be honest, I didn't care for FF9, or the first of the FFs on the PS2 (was that 10 or 11? I rememebr it having some kind of basketball/speedball minigame)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)

it was called

blitzball and it was final fantasy X

(TIMBIonline available for any passing drunk sailor, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)

8 is the best. <3

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)

At last - a voice of sanity...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)

Unlikely things to see on b3ta

#34: ClanSoul is the voice of sanity

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)

SHUT UP YOU ARE A DOG AND ON THE MOON OVER THERE

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)

8 was very good, possibly my favourite...

Until the moment you found out they ALL came from the same orphanage, how lame, did none of them recognise each other?!

Also as far as I'm aware the development teams make every 3rd title, thus the team who made FFVIII also made FFX-2 and are making FFXIII.

Woohoo

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JebediahSpringfield, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:30, archived)

yes!

I remember that guardian force, it struck a running pose and then shot a shit-load of needles out :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)

For 9999 damage sometimes if it was the big Cacteur

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)

In ff9 it's a monster you met in the outer continent. 9 didn't have guardian forces. I don't know it from any others

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)

*morphs*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)

great plagiarism microwave

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:18, archived)

Fan art!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)

fanarism

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:42, archived)

Fanartist!... Wait, that didn't work...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)

*1000 Needles*

GJM!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)

Trying to kill them was annoying in FF7

Hold still you little bastards and let me hit you!

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VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:22, archived)

GJM

he looks like he has to be somewhere

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:30, archived)

I know nothing of Final Fantasy so what you are saying is that is contained Copyrighted Running Cacti?

:D GJM

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:33, archived)

Yes

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)

Bizarre :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:40, archived)

Nick nick...

(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)

it doesn't have a camera, so you won't get arrested

but also it isn't a phone, which might get you arrested

it's the iPad Arrestability Paradox™

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:14, archived)

Every iPad post kicks the little puppy part of my soul :(

/ac

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:16, archived)

hahaah you put an i in front of plod

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:19, archived)

*has an idea*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:22, archived)

iFoundThisiTshouldWinTheCompo

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:27, archived)

iamarealamerican

fight for what's right, fight for your life!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)

Do you see what I did there? It sounds a bit like Pod, but it's not.

(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)

Yes, how original

www.b3ta.com/board/9891279

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An Egg ,D, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)

Spang

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Ninj, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

I am absolutely certain this is very racist

For some reason.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

racist

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)

you should have been here over the weekend...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)

Was there misbehaviour?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)

It was along the lines of *Haitians are black people so must enjoy fried chicken at a time of national crisis* -'lols'

not really misbehaviour as such, just a bit silly really.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)

It was pretty borderline

but I'm sure it was more a case of "Oh Hai, I is being Nawty n controversialz LOLz!" than any intended racism.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)

Yeah, you're probably right,

didn't really need three images by the op to show it though :(
Still, horses for courses as they say.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)

Agreed and he could have at least offered an apology

the child in the rubble with the chicken leg was probably the one that made me wince the most.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)

yeah, that kinda sealed the deal for me, too :(

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:16, archived)

I guess that's b3ta for you

"Racism is bad Mmmkay, Getting upset about Racism is also Bad Mmmkay, You can joke about anything as long as you get away with it Mmmkay!"

I've stop over analysing this stuff years ago - it gives me a headache.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)

/board's tolerance is fickle and inexpliciable.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)

It's sort of like a swarm of angry bees

they may like you and make for you a nice beebeard and a beehat but if they don't like you at that moment of time then they sting with their poison jizzing you with the pain of their stingy tails.

or something like that

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)

Horses for Haitians ?

Look, just because they've lost everything in an earthquake doesn't mean they eat horses.
That's the French you bloody Racist !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:33, archived)

That's so untrue that the Frogs eat Horses

they Eat Orangey Ducks riding Horses wearing a snail suit you Racist Fool!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)

Oh Goody

Lunch Tiem !

Today I am mostly having a lovely homemade Shepherds PIE.
Made with Halal Mutton bought because it was reduced in my local Asda.
Washed down (and flavoured) with a bottle of Kumala Shiraz/Cabernet Sauvignon - bought because it was half price in Te$co.
(Cheapskate Gus !)

I will not be eating any horses today.

Love
Joan
xxx

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)

Hey it may be all reduced in price stuff but that's a lunch fit

for Royalty - OmNomNom :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)

Later on in the week

I shall be eating pigs trotters.
Loads of meaty piggy goodness, and only 40p each.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)

Are you on a budget? Are you a student?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:16, archived)

I just like bargains !

My Clubcard points come addressed to:

"The Pikey Cheapskate Bastard who Never,Ever,Ever pays full price for anything"

Pigs Trotters and Pigs Cheek are ridiculously cheap, but really tasty lumps of meats.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:27, archived)

what's wrong with spear chuckers?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)

*asks Jim Rosenthal*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)

haha poor guy >.<

that royally fucked his career

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)

John humphries wound up the Scots deliberately this morning on Radio 4

by referring to Andy Murray as the Scot who lost, and suggesting the Scots were the wooden spoon contenders for the 6-nations.

All done deliberately to highlight media coverage of British-When-They-Win Media Syndrome™*

*I just made that phrase up, but I want £££s if it gets used

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)

As predicted on Friday...

old pea from last wimbledon

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:06, archived)

Hehe

I went to the Mail online for this very reason - they did not disappoint :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)

Talking about Tennis...

Before at wimbledon we had Henman Hill...

Then its Murrays Mound..

So if the young girl does well this year, does that mean fans will be sitting on Robson Green?..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)

hahahahaha

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)

he's right though, you've been so desperate to say WE WON..LOOK AT US WE'RE GREAT

it's called '66 syndrome

while us Scots know we're shit..
accept the fact that we're shit
and get on with it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)

Who's been desperate?

The Scots?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)

the fucking english

like I said up there, we know we're shit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)

Yay for casual racism!

Fucking English. Let's hate people because of where they were born/live.

FFS.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:14, archived)

I fucking hate people from Park St, Nottingham

cunts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:14, archived)

oh dry yer eyes sweetheart

don't act like you've never done the same

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:16, archived)

No I haven't

as I'm not a racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)

then you're a lying cunt

at least I'm up front with it.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)

Erm ... no I'm not.

I judge people on whether or not they're wankers, not on where they're from or what they look like.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:27, archived)

wankerist

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)

And proudly so!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)

yea right..you've NEVER had a racist thought?...EVER?

You've NEVER laughed at a racist joke?
You've NEVER laughed at an anti [insert country here] joke?

let me know what the weathers like up on that uber moral high ground.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)

No I haven't

As I kind of find that sort of thing abhorrent.

But do go on telling me about myself.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)

full of shit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:43, archived)

Slagging off the English/Taffs/Jocks/Micks

Isn't Racist.
They all belong to the same Race.
It's just good natured Xenophobia

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:42, archived)

^ this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)

Yeah that was a good call.

I liked his mate's resonse, too - "Does that mean you're Welsh when you rough someone up, but British when you're doing the news?"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)

hehe yes

it'll all depend on the 6 nations

Slam for the boyos in '10!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasands of 'em :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)

A prayer's as good as bayonet on a day like this.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)

Hold them, HOLD THEM!!

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Ninj, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)

OH MY!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)

This is testament to Michael Caine's acting skills

He's managed to even look like Sulu there.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

"Oi! stop throwing those bloody tachycon particles!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)

you were only supposed to blow the cargo bay doors off

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)

haha

and haha to maiden

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)

*insta-spangs*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)

Bindun??

(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)

yes

but any excuse for that picture is fine

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)

What... it's bindun???

Ooops, sorry! But I concur, she is a remarkably attractive young lady.
Note the expertise of my careful cropping using the magnetic lasso tool.
I scare myself.

(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)

I'm noticing her ladyshapes mainly

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

I spy

with my little eye
something beginning with HMOOS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)

Hazardous Material Out-of-Service?

(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

HAND MADE OUT OF SAUSAGES

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)

It's Jobs hand, gone a bit Beadle'esque on account of my l33t skillz at Photochops.

(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)

I think someone ought to ask Natalie Portman if she'd ever consider replacing her hand with Steve Jobs's hand

I'd ask her but I'm busy in the toilet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)

fair play to you if you manage to get the words 'hand' and 'jobs'

into the same sentence while talking to her

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:00, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)

This made me do lols:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q

Contains loud swears. By Natalie Portman.

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zoldergoose, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)

Genius. She really does have a knack for that hippy hoppy stuff.

(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)

Is it wednesday yet?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)

No such luck...

I am utterly ruined after spending the weekend celebrating your national hero with my own body weight in single malt whisky :s

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)

Nearly, Mr Prod', nearly! Just a few more days!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)

2 more sleeps!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

not yet, but soon

*lost*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

*glees*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)

I have a job interview on wednesday and I am nervous

What are all of the answers

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zoldergoose, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

Concourse lounge C, fourth level.

Two hours.
The Cheetah.
Yes.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

Excellent, thanks.

Now I'm going to ponder what the questions are.

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zoldergoose, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)

Where is the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle?
How long is my parking permit good for?
What's the fastest animal on Earth?
Should I fake my orgasms?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)

How do I answer "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

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zoldergoose, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

haha :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

I had one lastweek and I'm waiting on them setting up a 2nd...if they do

good luck

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

Cheers, you too.

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zoldergoose, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)

1) King Athelstan
2) Manchester Ringway Airpark
3) It is the reverse hypotenuse of the opposite
4) Ellipsis
5) Profit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)

Oh man they're covering a wide range of topics

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zoldergoose, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

Beadle Padme!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)

she's the only thing that makes me watch the second film

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

they didn't happen

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

This is what dinosaurs really looked like.

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)

By the way this is for micto because he wanted entertaining :)

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)

Needs more preaching.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)

I disagree.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:39, archived)

You are wrong.

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)

I have video evidence.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)

That is a Pseudosaurus.

Not a Dinosaurus.

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

I wanna see the new jurasic park film

with that in....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)

"OH NO LOOK AT THE PLASTIC CUP. LOOK. IMPACT RIPPLES.

SOMETHING OF THIS SIZE CAN ONLY BE: THE FLUFFEHSAURUS"

"u joke rite"

*mauling*

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)

needs to be ginger

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)

Like this?

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

yay!

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)

He fell into Irn Bru

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)

raawr

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:00, archived)

*roars*

I'd imaging it would spend it's time chasing the Goodies...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)

that's a fine beast

and clearly would have ruled the earth

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)

I'd love to see your rendition of a Fluffysaurus/Kittysaur/Dinocat

I think I like "Dinocat" best.

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

Will a KomodoCat do?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)

Hahahaha yes indeed it will.

The living descendant of Dinocat

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)

Which is why he wears a belt now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:18, archived)

Pants on the outside also helps

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)

oh, clark

are those all of his legs, or has he left his feet behind?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:25, archived)

that is FUCIN Brilliant

Nings Toasty

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)

morning bobbybobbobs

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)

Hahahaha that'd do it, yep.

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)

hahahahahahahhahahaahhaha!

nings Toasty

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)

good nings ridgy steve

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)

Hulk laugh at Cape Man's tiny winkle..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)

:D 'ning chap

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)

Ahahahah "Super"Man.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:39, archived)

hehe :O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)

hehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)

hahahahaha!

I love the look on his face!

nice one toasty :)

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spesh., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:10, archived)

No so Super now are you, Man! :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)

Blue Mordor:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:34, archived)

Nicely :)

Ning.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:35, archived)

Ning Jeeves

fetch

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

it's proper pissing down

nicely : ) and nings

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:38, archived)

*puts up umbrella*

top work, sir!

nings everyone

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:39, archived)

ning

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

nings bobs

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:21, archived)

Why is is always rai...

What a suitable picture for a Monday morning when the fecking washing machine has packed up.

It's been yonks between posts.
Edit: More ning

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)

Morning Pot

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

One cannot simply walk into Mordor!

Take the bus.

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:46, archived)

we got pretend snow today

hello b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:51, archived)

hello Dave

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

awright Yuri

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:18, archived)

I AM ILL

ENTERTAIN ME

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)

*plays marimba & charangon arrangement of Trio's 'Da Da Da'*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 9:58, archived)

*intrigued*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)

also, I got an accordion for Christmas

I've no idea how to play an accordion

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:02, archived)

Ok, give me a few minutes.

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:15, archived)

Ok the new thread is for you micto

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)

Nings Micto

I have discovered a free substutute for Guitar Pro -I am overjoyed
have this:

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)

nothing improves a dog like a pipe

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:21, archived)

hahaha

I feel a meme a coming....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:42, archived)

hehehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)

Lully!

*Click* :) Ning all!

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Ninj, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 6:54, archived)

well I guess she's a tiny bit nicer to look at now

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 6:54, archived)

Everyone understands the language of laughter my friend.

Except maybe retards. And dicks.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 6:56, archived)

When retards laugh, it's the equivalent of you or I saying "hello" over and over again.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 7:01, archived)

I'll just leave this here:

www.b3ta.com/board/9897986

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 7:08, archived)

ATTEMPTED DRAMA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 7:13, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 7:15, archived)

REEE REEE REEE REEE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 7:16, archived)

ahahah, love it!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 7:20, archived)

PLAY A JAZZ CHORD.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 7:30, archived)

A JAZZ CHORD TO SAY, I RUV YOU

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 8:22, archived)

What are you smiling about, toothy Pikachu?

Everyone thinks you're a dick.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 7:20, archived)

When dicks laugh it is just a hollow imitation of a laugh

Almost like a seagull trying to talk to an albatross

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 7:27, archived)

Albatrosses are dicks too.

At least they don't have fucking stupid teeth.

Yes, I'm still directing this as you, you fucking freaky Pokémon woman.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 7:30, archived)

HEY LADY, NICE TITS!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)

shitting

crikey.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)

Holy shuddering.....

That gives me the fear.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)

Dinosaurs is vampire

Post your spoookiest picture in this thread.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:05, archived)

AARGHFUCK!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:09, archived)

AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:18, archived)

Unless you are shaped like a box you'll be fine.

As it looks like Maru to me.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:27, archived)

Also SCARYDUX

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:29, archived)

RUN!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:36, archived)

I AM RUNNING

THANK GOD FOR WIRELESS KEYBOARD

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:39, archived)

beware the farms

it's where they hide

doing their atrocities.

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arrangedletters, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:01, archived)

They're in the cities too. Nowhere is safe!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:04, archived)

Waaaah!

they're just gloating now.. the birdy-cunts.

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arrangedletters, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:06, archived)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:16, archived)

hahahaha

This is fantastic

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:18, archived)

YES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:55, archived)

OMFDUX

I love this so much

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:41, archived)

hahaha!

Amusing picture.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:36, archived)

MINDFUCK FUCK FUCK

(JoePesky, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:10, archived)

he did a fuck into the pumpkin

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:17, archived)

THE PUMPKIN IS AFRAID

this is how halloween continues... arnie loves US

(JoePesky, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:20, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:28, archived)

Fucker had it coming.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:29, archived)

----SPOOKINESS HALT----

----SPOOKINESS RESUME----

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:30, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:33, archived)

COMPLETE SUCCESS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:36, archived)

Hahahaha

spoooooooooooky

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9898051

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:42, archived)

Hahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:56, archived)

SHE AM SCARY

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:37, archived)

Well, it's a good job at least SOMEBODY'S got organised.

The rest, in comparison, are a pitiful bloody shambles. In regard to this particular situation.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:38, archived)

no it's ok we had a brainstorming session a while ago

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:42, archived)

And to think,

all my hilarious Heather Mills pics are stranded on a forgotten company hard drive several years back down the road.

*EDIT* And on Imageshack. Dunno which is worse.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:46, archived)

I for one am proud of the work we did on this one.

The double-crane ~~initiative in particular was an innovative use of existing resources in future-variable multi-capacities.~~ was a good idea

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:52, archived)

It just goes to show

Sometimes the first design isn't the best one, but when you know you've got it right, you know you've got it right.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:54, archived)

Jane Asher was bang on, though.

Linda was less so.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:00, archived)

I am too scared to sleep now :(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:33, archived)

this really did happen

(JoePesky, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:38, archived)

:( Now I'm terrified that Ant and Dec are going to come and get me in my sleep.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:47, archived)

3D Ant Attack, circa 1982. With added Geordie flavouring.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:52, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:55, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:58, archived)

waaaa D:

that's magnificent!

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:58, archived)

this reminds me of this:

I'm not sure why...

i think it maybe the shaking.

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arrangedletters, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:04, archived)

Will endless dead sexy nuns with pinwheels do?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:10, archived)

I guess so

[]

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:16, archived)

Nice find. I like the detail work around the eyes and the hair.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:25, archived)

eeeks GHOSTSTSTSTS

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arrangedletters, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:11, archived)

YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:16, archived)

"It comes out at night"

(Jem Harley is finding it difficult to sleep, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:15, archived)

FUCK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:17, archived)

Is he pulling it out or stuffing it back in?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:24, archived)

I like your dinovampiresaur.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:16, archived)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:16, archived)

ghostie ghostie ghostie...

Please, no-one do a ghostly goatse

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:18, archived)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:19, archived)

...

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:20, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaand I'm spent.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:21, archived)

This is trully scary

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:22, archived)

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arrangedletters, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:23, archived)

Aargh!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:25, archived)

YAAAAAARGH!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)

This is hella spooky

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:25, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:26, archived)

AAA NO IT'S IN MY HAIR IT'S IN MY HAIR

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:34, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

BATZ

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:32, archived)

A AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:18, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAA

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:36, archived)

Probly dun spookier pix, but this is the one that unfortunately stays with me

(It's a genuine pic of me, btw. With a minor alteration or two.)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:21, archived)

Ooo, I fancy you.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:24, archived)

Well, simply join the back of the queue, my dear.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:26, archived)

the pig has eczema

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:24, archived)

Only spooky if you think about it too hard.

(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:37, archived)

You mental :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:41, archived)

FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:41, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:45, archived)

Hahaha

Not scared of this one. Moon wolf cannot get me.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:51, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:42, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:45, archived)

GAH! FUCK!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:45, archived)

!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:45, archived)

Oh fuck I always forget about these.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:48, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:50, archived)

AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:53, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:53, archived)

It scratches my monitor from the inside

skrit, skrit, skrit

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 6:02, archived)

Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:54, archived)

eeeeeeeek

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:01, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:47, archived)

SHIT FUCK FUCK AAA AAAAAAAAAAA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:48, archived)

OH DEAR FUCK YES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:49, archived)

BLARREEEEEARRREEEEAAAARRRRGGG!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:52, archived)

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:53, archived)

The smallest things are the most deadly...

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9898043

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/377150

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:09, archived)

HED LICE R DEDLY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:01, archived)

Spookingest evar!

(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:03, archived)

WHOA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:18, archived)

THIS THREAD IS FAR TOO SCARY!!!

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d d, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:35, archived)

In this spooky setting even your cheery face is scary

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:42, archived)

spookadelic hot dog machine

"get fucked"

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d d, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:52, archived)

controlled substances made everyone do a fuck in the hotdog

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 5:57, archived)

do the stanky leg and then die like a dog in the gutter

come on! everyones doing it! just die like a dog in the gutter!

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d d, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 6:26, archived)

The gutter is for starfuckers

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 6:34, archived)

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custard, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 6:33, archived)

oooooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOooooooo

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 6:50, archived)

My first post in a while:

(Jem Harley is finding it difficult to sleep, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:03, archived)

Oooohhh, the horror.

Greetings, fellow insomniac.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:36, archived)

Few pics posted recently. So have this blatant attempt to make a few people laugh.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:38, archived)

ROFCRAMP

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:46, archived)

Your doctor can help you with that.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:48, archived)

I doubt it.

This is not something I learned about at medical school.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 3:57, archived)

Replacing deleted post right here:

www.b3ta.com/board/9897994

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 3:41, archived)

oh dear

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:50, archived)

you still laughed a bit, though.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 2:57, archived)

should have been a huge fanny

crapping out a shit

(JoePesky, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:06, archived)

pfffft

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 4:17, archived)

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