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# Star Wars and cooking you say?
Photobucket

Ah MSPaint, how I do love thee.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:30, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:45, archived)
# I suspect AWT
would struggle to bring down a Scout Walker with a tree trunk.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Happy birthday you big weird kitsch despot
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# a rittle ronery
poor rittle me
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I see the gay shift officially begins early today.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:05, archived)
# North Korea is proof that you can be massively kitch and not gay. Almost.
That and Jeff Koons
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# This'll be a wonderful surprise for him when he logs in!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:07, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Come to think of it
I've never seen Kim Jong Il and HappyToast in the same room at the same time...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Now that you mention it...
 
.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:15, archived)
# there was that one party
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:18, archived)
# damn I thought he looked a little tall
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Somehow, i imagine him sitting at a table in a huge, ornate room, on his own with a paper party hat on, looking in a forlorn way at a rather sad little cake with one candle, whilst singing "I'm so Ronery"
poor little guy....
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:07, archived)
# jesus!
if I look at that quickly, he looks like my mum!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Your mum looks like Wasp Box's kid AICMFP.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# that makes Wasp Box my great-grandpa?
ooer...I've gone into the future
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:19, archived)
# NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:21, archived)
# and he doesn't look a day over 6 months!


My little baby actually looks a bit like Kim Jong Il at the minute, I was singing to her about being ronery by way of a lullaby the other night.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Aw...rook at his happy rittle face!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Oh Hai
I love it.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Are you letting off fireworks tonight?
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(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:51, archived)
# he'll kick the bucket soon.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:33, archived)
# MC Mike Reid bustin out some comedy rhymes
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Bernsteen, you're a waste of sk--
Oh.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I'm drinking champagne at 5pm
This is the most decadent I've ever been.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Try snorting a few grams of coke off a couple of hookers, then taking a speedball, nicking a police car and raging down the motorway with your head sticking out the window to navigate.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# I've eaten so much beluga caviar that a little bit is coming out in my self-indulgent tears
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Good work.
Have some knowledge that in your father's eyes you'll always be a disappointment with that.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# why?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Because I got sent champagne. Why would I not, dude?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Why did you get sent champagne?
Any particular reason?
Ben.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# A nice company sent it to me with a job offer.
I am going to drink it all and then phone them up and tell them I fackin' love 'em
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# You've got a job?
Well done.

Now go to a pub, wear a suit, and try and act important so wimmins will sex you.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Thank you :)
Do I have to do it in that order?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Okay cool thanks
Nick
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Sage advice.
Hank.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I've herb it all before
Basil.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Rrrr nnnnn hhhhhnnnn.
Rudy.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:16, archived)
# you need a reason to drink shampoo at 5pm now?
The pub's been open for 7 hours by then!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# :)
decadent drunk
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Teehee, unfortunately it's quite a small bottle.
And soon there will be people with whom to share it.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Tell them to fuck off, and close the door on them.
Simples.

You may wish to open the door to them later, to instruct them to go and buy you more champagne.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Champagne's 'a' not for sharin'...
...it's for gorging on and then sobbing.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Comment!!!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Retort!!!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Another comment!!!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# If you're gonna comment twice then the second has to be a reply to the first
This is the first Mu lesson of commenting.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Mu knows nothing about anything. Ask him. He doesn't know.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# When I read that he doesn't like music my heart stopped for twenty minutes.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I found a band I like today. So that's good. Do you like music today?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I'm pretty positive about music today, though my consumption of it thus far has been minimal.
Soon I will remedy this. Who's the new band you like, and also have you listened to Marina's album which I believe came out yesterday?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Chicken el Diablo. They're basically a carbon copy of Neu!, which is only a good thing.
Also, I haven't - but I'm planning on grabbing a copy sometime soon. If only for the pretty picture on the cover.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# links should be posted on the /links board
this is for pics you've shopped (or animated as gifs)

head on over to jelly.b3ta.com/links/
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] even Iraqi protesters have a green look about them these days...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# *click!*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# arf..............yay.............threadsaved:)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# LOL
Fecking superb!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Apologies to JollyJack
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Strike 34456456!

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# ha ha
fantastic
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:12, archived)
# that's great!

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Genius
That is all.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:19, archived)
# click click :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha,
a head the ball heading the ball.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:51, archived)
# malaki looks like he's having a wank
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Heheh
I approve of your Daily Mail attitude
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:07, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is brilliant!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Haha
I love it. A LOT
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:13, archived)
# oh lordy that made me laugh
well done
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahaha,
excellent!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:50, archived)
# haha
Very nice. You put your heart and sole into that.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# For some reason listening to "Something For The Girl With Everything" by Sparks fits well with this
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
# oh yes!
very well done indeed!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:44, archived)
# (Y)
This would be doubly awesome if you got both shoe throws in.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 9:28, archived)
# You've upset Pipedog.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# he needs slippers and a smoking jacket :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# It would affect from his upset-ness
But, yes, I agree.

;-)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:03, archived)
# we can't very well have pipe-smoking dogs being upset on the /board!
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# hehehehe!
Hamsad is also crestfallen!

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# O HAI LINX OMG WATE LOL
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
#

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
superb!



/click
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:40, archived)
# immense
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:15, archived)
# This should have had way more replies
utterly awesome
click
wooyayhooplapanowie
(, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)
# If only there was a board specifically designed for posting links...
it's a pipedream, i know...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:07, archived)
# kill me now...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)
# now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle PAN
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)
# barryheadwound is too remote to be an effective demonstration, shirley?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# don't worry; we will deal with your rebel puns
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Jedis = expert pancake tossers.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)
#
expert pancake

/Stormtrooper blog
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Yeah...
You spend ages training to be *this precise* with a blaster and then they just twat it straight back at you.

No fair.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Poor A Vagabond.
Or as you used to be called, TK421.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I was the last one.
They used to refer to me as TK Max.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# WE CAN'T REPEL FRYING PANS OF THAT MANUFACTURER!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# well played

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha.
Like.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# X-Wing pilots like pancakes fresh and hot
Out of the frying pan, into the flyer...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)
# The anti-gravity of the situation . . .
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:44, archived)
# surely...
"its a wrap" ?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Nice!
Saw a great reference to this on tds, 33s in
www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-february-11-2010/the-apparent-trap

/links
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:49, archived)
# If you want to watch this and you're in a country that's blocked (like the UK), you can get the Modify Headers extension for Firefox
Then go Tools, Modify Headers

Add | X-Forwarded-For | 12.13.14.15 | [blank]

Enable.

Makes a lot of websites think you're American (iPlayer etc still works fine), though unfortunately not Hulu.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Alternatively, FoxyProxy and an American proxy server.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# I prefer this, since there's no danger of it being too slow and you can leave it on all the time.
But yeah your method'd work too. It's nice to have a choice.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Ah apologies didn't know it was blocked in the UK
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# :)
I watch the Daily Show every day with this method.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I could kiss you!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:13, archived)
# He could sell 'em here

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# GAH!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Admiral Ackbar is my favourite meme.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# *loads*........*fires*
:)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# woo pancakes
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Something to go with the Hancakes from earlier...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# what it needs
is a deathstar juicer
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Quick and dirty

"That's no smoothymaker..."
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# My Lemony Falcon!
Chewie, squeeze some more juice out of her!

Lovely!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Ouch!
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:22, archived)
# hehe
her 'little Han'
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)
# ....that's no lime!
awesome :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# forensics in a gardening environment
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I had to hand in my badge and my trowel to the chief, after I beat a confession out of a flowerbed
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:47, archived)
# mmmmm
lemony
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# May the flour, eggs and milk be with you.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Woosome
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha........total fun!!
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Lemon . . . aid in space !
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Great stuff.
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Hehehe
The satellite dish & gun on the top are a nice touch.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Punch it Chewwy!
oh god thats sour
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Here's a sad story I want you to think about next time you go skiing too fast pip :(
i.imgur.com/icBbX.jpg

I'm worried about you.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:30, archived)
# It's ok, Im not a good skier
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Ok cool.
More snowboard cross tonight nick!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Yeah! ben!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Fantastic sir!! :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# millemenonium f...........milemomium..........damn it........
Millemonium Falcon HOORAH
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:45, archived)
# pffft

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# bit choppy today
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:00, archived)
# This is very woo
That would be the perfect cruise
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# top deck!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Amazing.
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer flushes all those springs and the boat with all the old people on keeps sinking and bouncing to the top.

*click*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# "...you flush one down - it swirls around, nine hundred and ninety nine springs to flush down...!"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# that's the one
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# *deleted comment about bottles of beer*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Wonderful..!
...but I prefer calmer seas...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:05, archived)
# aaaaaaah....I agree.........nice n' easy :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# outstanding :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# awesome
and 70k too big ;P
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Also it's not about suicide.
-100 points.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:09, archived)
# whoops!...not often I overlook that.....
roll on the day we can whack 2 megs on board eh :):)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:10, archived)
# not until BT get a decent phone line round here I hope
:(
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# quality over quanity
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Dude, oarsome.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# hahahaha
as is that pun :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I hate myself, Elvis. Puns are shit :(
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I'm shocked by this.
Not necessarily disappointed, but definitely shocked.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:20, archived)
# wheeee!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# All heads on deck . . . man on board !
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)
# strap yer hats on & lets get out there :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha;D
click
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:22, archived)
#

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:47, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
bloody fantastic!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# :D
that'll teach him to make kitekat pancakes
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# You're on fire today sir!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Cheers me dear!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Nice one
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Ceiling cat is watching you tossing off!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
#
Ceiling cat is watching you masticate.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Ceiling Cat wants a pancake!
Or is he helping release the ones stuck to the ceiling? Either way much clickage :D

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahah! *office lollage*
*click*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Nyom!
Is this your way of avoiding working or looking after the genetic hybrid?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# This gives me an idea!
*cuts small square in in-law's kitchen ceiling where she will be eating her pancakes this evening*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
# top ceiling cat ever
superb:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
All of the ACE sir *click* :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:59, archived)
# HA! YES! :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:03, archived)
# wonderful!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Ceiling Cat
Watches you toss
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Ceiling cat's gotta eat too !
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Haha!
For a brief moment I thought those were panties.

/pun
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# unfortunately, so did I
but then I was like, wait, why is he frying panties

: D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Yay!
Just as I imagined!
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 1:41, archived)
# in ur ceiling, fucking with ur perspective
I love the idea but it needs a little tweak!

woooo
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# just wonerful
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
# excellent stuff!
:)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:43, archived)
#

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# 'special nightime kisses' is explanation enough
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I like just the first slide.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I know, I should have stopped there.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Daddy?
Yes son,

What does regret mean?

EDIT

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# SATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATANSATAN
Etc.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*churns*
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# haha...I've learnt something here today :D

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# This is chock full of ace
*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Brilliant!
clickety clicks
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Eight Phil Mitchells!
What a nightmare!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I would have said;
"When mommies and daddies love each other very much, they like to hug...

Ah screw it, here's a video of Jenna Jameson. Enjoy,"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# If beardedwife tried to insert his winky into my pee-pee hole
he'd fucking know about it when I ripped his winky off and shoved it in his eye socket.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# ha ha , this did cross my mind
when read it :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:39, archived)
# hahahahahaha
nice response :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:44, archived)
# I'm not sure which part of that reply makes me wince more :S
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Nice
The first slide is explanation enough for a 6 year old I recon.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahahhahah!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:35, archived)
# He co...........
sorry too early.... this doesn't happen very often....I'm under a lot of pressure at work.
Edit: pee pee hole?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:41, archived)
# That's the medical term for it
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:44, archived)
# but....but?
out of 3 options, surley that is the one door one which you never knock?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Jill Dando's door?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# shoving it in to her pee hole?
daddy needs a biology lesson
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:43, archived)
# All right all right.
What use is it to a child? I could have said "just south of the urethra" but it wouldn't have translated.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# front bum :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# D'oh!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Up her chuff
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# furry
front bottom

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Is that Arabic?
They speak Arabic in the realm of unimaginable terror and incomprehensible evil from beyond space?

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Egad, yes, of course they do
yes of course they do*spangs self*

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Good old Abdul
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# :D
slightly late for this particular party but meh...

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Behold - Elvis The Kestrel
In Honour of my new username, here's some terrible Paint work.


(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# HE LIVES!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# but what's your old username?
it's like when you get a text that says "this is my new number" without any indication as to who its from
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# this this this this THIS
Christ I hate that - and the moment you respond "Who the fuck are you?" your mum gets all offended and shit.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# so its you who keeps sending my mum those texts
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Well she's the one who keeps changing her number!
Honestly - it's like she doesn't WANT me to find her!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# bloody adoption agency
they assured her they had burned the records
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Fire doesn't cure responsibility.
I'm owed.

And besides - I've got binocliers.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# *closes blinds*
GET IN THE BASEMENT MA! - HE'S BACK
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I am so TERRIBLY sorry! HOW embarassing!
I meant next door! Hahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# oh - hahaha
she's in the bath shaving her legs
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Lawnmower broken again, eh?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# too many fingers got caught up in it
KNOWHADDAMEAN?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah - that and you tried to cut up that body with it.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# it didn't work
but did make a series of lovely stripes
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# "Red and green should never be seen
Without the tattered, bloody remnants of the victim's clothing in between"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# *buys the film rights to this story*
:OD
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# *negotiates contract*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# *inserts subclause*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# *doesn't feel a thing*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# *drains life-savings*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:43, archived)
# It took me a while
to realise that when someone changes their username here there is no real way of finding out what it was before. Fun game of hide'n'seek perhaps?


(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
# a sexy game?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Could lead to some amusing situations :)

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# If by "amusing" you mean
"potentially life-threatening"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Yes, that's the one.
that's the one.Got my words mixed up a bit there.

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# And I remember reading his "hancakes" reply earlier too
Have another bird of prey.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# That is splendid!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# its fun until someone steals your username
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Ah that's where you need a spare account to hold your main name while you're changing yours...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# who has one of those?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I think we should all swap usernames for April 1st.
Mayhem ensues.

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# wasn't there a real name day a few years back?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Raptor around the clock?
And who were you for the previous 15 posts?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Tilkey?
woo to Elvis!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
# You don't fool us, Julie Moult!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# yay....have you met Owlvis?............:D

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Ha Ha
Nice to meet you Owlvis, perhaps a crazy avian Duo is in the making.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# :D:D.............sounds fun uh-huh,uh huh
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# :-)
Uh-Hu Uh-Hu Uh-Hu Squaaark!!!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# We can't go on together
with suspicious mice! with suspicious miiiiice
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha.......
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# LoL
Get of of my Blue Suede Ewes perhaps?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Ah yes that would help wouldnt it
Old user name was Matt Durstan, the guy that does the music with Count Vanderhoff is how you may know me, but probably not.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *stares into space*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Uhhhhthankyavuhrmuch...
Also - did someone say Star Wars day?

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Tally Ho!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
#
One for the ladies
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# That am very good!

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Thankyervermuch.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I'm late. I'm late. To a very important untelevised date.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Bindun yet?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
# harf!
excellent work.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Is it too early to nominate Mr. Stafford as Time Magazine's Person of the Year?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Which year?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# 2010 and possibly 2011, 2012 and, if the world still exists by then, 2013
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Then, no it's not too early.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Finally!
We see the unshopped pics!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha! and ewwwwwww!
sharing underwear indeed!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ahahaha
top!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# HEH HEH..........good 'shoppin :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Why am I looking at the bastard lovechild of Kim Jong Il and Billy Joel?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
#

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
Doesn't mean you don't get one of these though:


(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Smanginate!
SPANGINATE!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Have a smug spang.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Smung!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:14, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! *hits repeatedly with spanging pans*
"Shitty fucking magnates!" :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:09, archived)
# *shakes head*
Wotcha everyone! Have you been behaving?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# You bad, BAD, BAAAD man...
PS Hiya Joilet ^oop there^ :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Hi Ninj
I see you've been your usual prolifically awesome self today. Good to see it!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# ^This!
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Shucks, bless you...and you Moley!
Good to have you back Missus :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Argh GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# YOU!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha well played sir!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I'd like to do sex at both of those ladies.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# OH GOD

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# ARF!.........reasons to be smug part 3
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# This year's collection pour le chat - the Whiskers Tin neck piece
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Kitty fashion week already?
It sure comes round quick these days.

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Don't forget the bag by IAMS
Soup Herb Shop
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Fuckin brilliant!
genuine office lols.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Yes, i have a biggar one also.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Brilliant!
Can I have one without the text?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:51, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Ta!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Don't we even get a regional governor?
Have an Imperial-Issue Woo.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Top shop!
good sir
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:51, archived)
# bloody hell, that looks awesome! *instaclick*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Nicely, did one similar, can't find it, so have this...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!!
Absolutely great stuff that man.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Wow! Clickage!
Much clickage.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Found it! :)

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:54, archived)
# peow! peow! peo!
BUDDA! BUDDA! BUDDA!

KA~POWie
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Its a great source image to work with.
Any idea who the original artist is?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I'm not sure, I'll have a firtle...
...lovely pic BTW sir! :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Dylan Cole, I think
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Crikey
He's a bit good.
*ta for the link, some good source imagery there.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Indeed!
*yoink*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# You certainly are smarter than the average bee
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)
# That's seriously impressive stuff there!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
# was this entered in to the
how to hide an elephant challenge?
I think I can see two of them.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Try this book too...

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Bravo sir!
*heads off to Amazon,places order.
We need a star wars day!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# 4th May.

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Earlier today.....
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
ooooo...clickage
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Crikey! That's wonderful.
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# That's beautifully done

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# That is simply superb
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)
# wow
that is cocking superb! :D
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 7:24, archived)
# hallo.

There were no updates last week coz I was away doing the Indy Jones thing, exploring ruins an' stuff.
01 02 03 04 05
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Heh heh.
I just can't take that guy seriously cuz of those crazy eyebrows.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:45, archived)
# inb4 Cenaris
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:45, archived)
# ha ha
brilliant, loving his smug-face at the end.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Almost as if
he is unaware of his own crazy eyebrows. Unlike Penguin who is obviously very aware.
obvious bun is being obvious
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:46, archived)
# hehehe....
this reads like the alt text for the above

:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha! ace :D
I really enjoyed the first series of heroes, but after the first few eps of 2, I just gave up....
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:46, archived)
# ^this
Loved the first series, 2nd was flat by comparison.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:47, archived)
# It was just dull.
Rather like FlashForward, and we've only had 10 eps of that.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I'd forgotten about that. Is that coming back?
Stupid Americans, why do they have half series breaks all the time.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hmmm... just read the synopsis for that... Sounds like an interesting premise, but looks like it will be dragged out and somewhat tedious like Lost
the only TV series I am following at the moment is Being Human....
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Urgh, Flash Forward
Flash ForwardI got tired of that the moment it started to be some kind of conspiracy/organisation/people behind the blackout and when the guy from Lost turned up as one of the ebil conspirators I gave up altogether.

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Oh, the hobbit. Yes.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Same with Lost.
The season where they introduced "the others" and it became all about them and their prisons and experiments and *aaaaaaaaarrrrrrgh*. I mean wasn't there enough to play with in the concept of the Island the mysterious stuff and Dharma? Evidently not to its detriment.
/soapbox

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:46, archived)
# woo!


I wish they'd come up with a new bad guy for Heroes,
i've grown tired of Sylar
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:46, archived)
# ^-- this, much.
He's better off sticking to Spock roles.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Are you guys
not on S4 yet?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Watched the first two eps then gave up
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ring
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Lovely photies.
Mui impressive.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha
Where is that. I'm sure I went there as a kid and have for years been wondering where it is.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Orrrrrrr......
Maybe you was a Cistercian Monk in a previous life? *dramatic musics*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:48, archived)
# It's Rievaulx Abbey, dude!!!!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:49, archived)
# The filenames are a bit of a giveaway
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
# It looks like the set for:
a) Can I play with madness by Iron Maiden video

or

b) The outdoor CGI bits of Knightmare series 5-7

probably isn't though
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Not the place I was thinking of then:P
You still have viruses
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Not me, guv.
I don't even have MSN...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I got my B's wrong:P
TriB's is who I meant to post that to.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Hmm, odd
Happened to some friends a few months ago. Started getting MSN spam from them.
Don't think you're even on my contacts list though?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Arf
I bet Michael Shanks could play him.

And looking at the archives... those eyebrows have grown and grown...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:47, archived)
# they do that though don't they though
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:49, archived)
# My eyebrows haven't grown that much in five years
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Someone must be plucking them in your sleep
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:56, archived)
# A nocturnal metrosexual burglar!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I can't take those eyebrows seriously
Permit me to squeeze out a pea:
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Oh, that made me laugh.
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Sylar (or whatever the hell he thinks he is right now) will be after Art next
For the ability to grow eyebrows
EDIT: Once upon a time in the west was a pretty good episode for a show that's been quite duff for a while.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Ahh I was getting worried
more worried now because at 2am i seem to have posted before cenaris... I promised i would try and stop that.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Friday Night with Jonathan Ross Kemp
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Isn't that the other one off Abba?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# He looks like a pervy uncle
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:44, archived)
# My pervy uncle...
He's tricksy...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:46, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahaha! As I scrolled down from the top, I could just see the top of his head and eyes - looked like a young Tony Hart.... :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Next up : a documentary about Russell Brand and Andrew Sachs' granddaughter
"Jonathan Ross Kemp on Bangs"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Nice shop, sir!
But they should both be shot through the lungs, imho.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:49, archived)
# hahahaah
topashopa Ninj!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Ta Griffy!
:)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:54, archived)
# shopped pics only please.
woo
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Dr Sanchez!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Spookily good!
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Been playing Modern Warfare 2 alot multiplayer, new maps soon :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# me no getty
ps - Wuffle Bunny:

here be Bailey the new* cat:



*approx 18 months old and the softest thing ever - he's terrorising the dog though..
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:26, archived)
# He's not new
You posted him here yesterday!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I know
how's the writing going?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Yada yada yada...
'bout halfway through job 1. Get this off my desk by close of play today then the rest of the week will be significantly easier.

thank god for Spotify though. Currently tempering the mindless tedium with a reliving of 90s acid house. Hardfloor FTMFW.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Hardfoor! Hell yeah!
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# On to system 7 now...
I always forget just ho genius the Plastikman version of Alphawave is...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)
# URBAN.
AND FREE.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:45, archived)
# He's new to me :D
Didn't see him yesterday wasn't here much :(
he's absolutely gorgeous a little heartbreaker :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:33, archived)
# it's a modern warfare jokey tbh
25 kills = nuke
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Ah, I see now.
I see now.Not familiar with modern gamery stuffs.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Well it's a goodie
Lots a death n guns :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# My last computer game
was The Sims. The original version not these new fangled Sims 2 or Sims 3 jobbies. So I guess I am not really in the target demographic for death or guns. Though I did enjoy watching stepdaughter playing the last GTA on the PS3.
then she finished it and I tried it and couldn't get the hang of the controller so gave up
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:49, archived)
# LOLWTFNOOB!!!1!
or whatever it is they say..
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Lully
Some cats seem to have incredibly soft fur. Met one at the cat shelter that must have Pantene conditioner in its saliva or something.
Our kittin has soft fur too.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# He likes to come and sit on my knee when I'm working at night
and then invades the keyboard
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Ours, when she's in a hyper mood, sits on the table behind my netbook
and grabs and wrestles the screen. Then it's timeout time.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Haha
Mine always wants to lie on my desk too. Between me and my keyboard.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Mine does that too!
And then moves ever so slightly until the keyboard is on my lap. If I wedge the keyboard on the desk he eventually presses the F keys.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Ours helps with jigsaws
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Helps. Yes.
I need to find my digital camera leads so I can upload some kittypics
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:45, archived)
#
You have a plant growing out of your radiator
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Yours
looks a lot like ours, who is currently asleep on my lap after a hard hour or so of "helping" me type up my cv. She seems to favour the Number Lock key which on a laptop is really annoying, bless her.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
# My kittun haz soft fur
and has razor sharp fucking Velociraptor claws the fucking "Climb up my leg while I watch the telly" cunt.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# He's lovely!!!!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# those are some seriously impressive whiskers.....
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# I adore the matching eyebrow whiskers too
I wants a fluffy kittin now
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)
# ....I miss having a cat. In fact, I miss having a dog, too....
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Ello matey.
Lully kitty:)

You have viruses btw. I'm getting URL spams from your MSN account.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
# He looks lovely

And a slightly more white version of Gomez

Hair length is about the same ;)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Lully kitties you have there
And some gorgeous photos too especially loving the Getty duckling one.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:44, archived)
# cheers

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# he's lovely as well!!!
I want a cat :(
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Your cat has dandruff!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:51, archived)
# That's just dust and a trick of light and all
;)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I don't like cats
There, I've said it.

I don't like dogs either, as it goes.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Bet ewe like sheep though.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:42, archived)
# They are kind of cute........
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Damn it - I really want a cat now !
Wouldn't be fair on the cat though as it would pretty much have to live in the house and not go outside.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:50, archived)
# i hate cats...
:P
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Bloody hippy horses...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:20, archived)
# horses of the world unite
you have nothing to lose but your er, er... I'll think of something.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Bet he's an
Hairabian.
sorry
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# *awaits Tribs' new spanging pic*
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Hippus hippus

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Great stuff!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Because FWM demanded it
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Hooray!
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
Nice font matchery there :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:25, archived)
# It's called "Download the Terminator font, replace text then add a red dropshadow".
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# See, that's far too much effort for me
that's far too much effort for mewhen I'm trying to wrestle with work stuffs at the same time and failing miserably.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Awww
Want us to help?

We're dead good at work stuffs.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Marketing stuffs
to get people to invest in ISAs before the tax year is up. Thrilling tax incentives.

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)
# "Buy an ISA, hopefully it won't lose money like last year's did"
My share ISAs lost money :(
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Eep.
hopes fervently you aren't a client of my hubby or one of my clients
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I need your boots, your coots and your toots
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha have one of these in return!


is it bad form to spang a spang? I know that wooing a woo will bring about the end of civilisation as we know it but what about this?

*waits nervously*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I wouldn't take any chances personally

I suppose we're in need of a reply to a spang now
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
# hahaah
spangtastic - noon young Tribs
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Ullo even younger bilbobarneypants
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# *SPANG*

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# i was going to say hi cockalorum but remembered that's only for woopics
all the same, i love this picture.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I'll be backed! (with plastic)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:32, archived)
# ha ha
nice
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
#

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
# hahahah
nice one :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
# More
Annoying ?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Yes, but can he Ultrapoo™ now?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Oh ... dear
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I NEED AN OIL CHANGE!!!
or something
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# yeah, but how does he smell?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Excellent
But how many soldiers can you hide in it?

And could someone make a really bad pun post? I've made a new spang pic.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Oooh!
new spangs is good tiems *waits patiently*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# I refer your honour to the ridiculous Lennon pun above
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Yay for Jeremy!
The six-million halfpenny horse!
oh wait I think there is some change left over
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:16, archived)
# hahahah! :D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:19, archived)
# huzzah for horses.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:20, archived)
# christ
they've probably given him a shit cannon capable of destroying buildings
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha.......all for six dollars:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
#


(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Feel the lurrrrv
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Shatner is land
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)
# What's going on with you today?
:)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I honestly have no idea
;)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:05, archived)
# average day on b3ta, then ;D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Right

(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Glad to hear it!
:)
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:20, archived)
# he is
lo meds - lo Jpeg
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Sup Forbes

How's that new kittin working out for you?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Need kittin pictures.
Stat!
or whenever you have some either is good.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Afternoon, young Freebs...
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)

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