I condone this sort of jizz and spluff.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:40,
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here it is:(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:43,
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the kitten did itspam man afraid of dead kittens
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:43,
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I suppose it did have a cushioned landing, but I need to be sure
zoldergoose,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:49,
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it really is a stunt cat.
it has a license and everything.
(it has a license and everything.
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:00,
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what happened to the last post?did he delete it?
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:43,
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hahaha, vicious poultry :Dnings RG
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:44,
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'ningles*sigh* first day back after 2 weeks off.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:46,
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yeah but I stopped briefly at b3ta on the way to spell the kittens. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:54,
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ugh, the first day back is always a bugger....I've got a week off coming up, thankfully... I desperately need a break from work or there will be trouble.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:49,
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nicely done that man
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:48,
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Your cock has a vey large head.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:49,
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A poultry attempt at humour.
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:59,
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i bet he has a fowl temper
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:56,
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yay!!!!hahahahahahahaha!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:37,
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Hahahaha!Splendid.
:D
*clicks*
(:D
*clicks*
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:37,
archived)
mon the supergran!!braw
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:39,
archived)
hahahhahaha! fantastic :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:45,
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now there's a picture, we can commence clicking this The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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It's nice to see the spammers take our shouty advice on board at least zoldergoose,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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edeucating and promoting a better class of spammer since 2001/newsletter subjlol
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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I like the bit with the picture
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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i like that one of the logo's mis-shapen limbs is growing out of his cheek
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:31,
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Also, one of the legs is shorter than the other, and comes out of his stomach.Some sort of witty commentary on potential birth defects from mobile phone radiation?
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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This is also a possibility. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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mormommg ZakMy favourite bit is the word "hues" in an almost unintelligible yellow
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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yayyou can still fuck off and die though
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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This trlclc of economy can be'-iip-pllc<lto exi'iiluK gouiiH us wi'Il as to Ihpse for the slrecl. Velvet and- sntln QUBKN't STORV.. "Dear fairy Qaeen." raid the lltUe Fairies, "dear Falrjr Queen.-.they re-peated, "yon The doctor talki'd/slowly itnd stop-pert ' ncMRlonnlly to think of his vvnrds. . Jt^n osplnlned, thnt. like tho majority of-the-prlsoners he-hnd met, he «us suffering from loss of memory caused by bin lonfc Injprlsonment. In so (oof
haven't told yon • atory In ara£_; Fairy .queen skid. ^•»Y(Hl ^tll-WH-' us one today,* wont your" Jne little Falrlsa T "Certainly," the Fairy Queen said. "Let us ink the D..r Fairy Qua.n. A new variation of the lingerie fi-the white embroidery or chief linen over the bfaek taffeta drop. The loose girdle Is characteristic of the ancient-Romans", who knew no iuch-thlng as thty WKcli, and Mr. Giant, the Oaf and Bogey families nud the QobltDS.
(,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:31,
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haven't told yon • atory In ara£_; Fairy .queen skid. ^•»Y(Hl ^tll-WH-' us one today,* wont your" Jne little Falrlsa T "Certainly," the Fairy Queen said. "Let us ink the D..r Fairy Qua.n. A new variation of the lingerie fi-the white embroidery or chief linen over the bfaek taffeta drop. The loose girdle Is characteristic of the ancient-Romans", who knew no iuch-thlng as thty WKcli, and Mr. Giant, the Oaf and Bogey families nud the QobltDS.
Haha, yeahI was saying that, just the other day.
(
in vino veritas,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:33,
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Hah. I like this. edit : also...
"Mobile Rainbow the cliquish Mobile Phone comparison website is a store house of a bevy of contemporary mobile phones" (emphasis added).
Oh dear.
A CLIQUE IS A CONNECTED SUBSTRUCTURE OF A GRAPH, NOT AN ADJECTIVE, IDIOTS.
("Mobile Rainbow the cliquish Mobile Phone comparison website is a store house of a bevy of contemporary mobile phones" (emphasis added).
Oh dear.
A CLIQUE IS A CONNECTED SUBSTRUCTURE OF A GRAPH, NOT AN ADJECTIVE, IDIOTS.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:37,
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Persistent little cunt aren't you?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:31,
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hmmmm... Bot, or idiot user? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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ironically they couldn't make a bot this stupid
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:33,
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I think we should all 'I like this' prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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if it isn't FP'd, I'll be very annoyed theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:37,
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Did you see the spelling in the previous post?I still have no idea what the site actually does
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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It offers the secured gift for every contract mobile phones dealsDuh!
( in vino veritas,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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*orders eleventyone* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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Does it involve me giving my bank account detailsso my prize can be accurately delivered?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:03,
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Has to be user, see post above... The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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:Dthanks you nice mobile man I love you long time
edit :
(edit :
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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I do my best stuff at after midnight Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:53,
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Every thing free?WOW! One order every thing, please.
(
RarelyEvil,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:35,
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Nasal aquatic hipposBest of all the quarupeds.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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I dunno, man ... I mean ...What about really big manatees?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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Oh!A HUGE manatee?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:29,
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Piss. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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I once saw a Hippo open for Chubby Brownstole the show, bit too blue for the missus mind
(
twig Save 6 Music,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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Haha! Ace!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:27,
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pumph pumph poomph..pumph! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:42,
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Hahahaha!:D
*clicks*
(*clicks*
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:35,
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iDont get it either. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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This would work lots better if Diot was a word by itself.iDiet. It helps you diet. But it also looks a bit like the word idiot.
lol!
(lol!
zoldergoose,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:12,
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LOLLOLZ!!11
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:13,
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We're inventing something for people who plan to move overseasWe'll call it the iMigrant. Haha. I'm off the fucking rails.
( zoldergoose,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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You need some iMeds®.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:19,
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We're making a device for my friend Ian. He's pretty tall.We'll call it the iTallian.
If anyone wants to gaz me cash, feel free.
(If anyone wants to gaz me cash, feel free.
zoldergoose,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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Here we go...This is what the program chucked out (I'm not making any claims about the validity of them but they are all used in scrabble - apparently). It's not too long a list...
(,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:53,
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ibices --- bices ibis --- bis ibises --- bises icon --- confavourites highlighted
icones --- cones iconic --- conic iconical --- conical icons --- cons
ideal --- deal ideals --- deals ides --- des idol --- dol
idols --- dols ilea --- lea ileal --- leal ilex --- lex
image --- mage images --- mages imid --- mid imids --- mids
imine --- mine imines --- mines inerts --- nerts iodic --- odic
ion --- on ionium --- onium ions --- ons irate --- rate
irater --- rater ire --- re ired --- red ires --- res
irides --- rides irids --- rids iring --- ring irises --- rises
irising --- rising isatin --- satin isatins --- satins islander --- slander
islanders --- slanders isled --- sled isling --- sling isolate --- solate
isolated --- solated isolates --- solates isolating --- solating isolation --- solation
isolations --- solations ivied --- vied ivies --- vies iwis --- wis
You mean "ris" is a real word?Hooray!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:01,
archived)
i'Ve got this nice little Perl program wot I've rowt- it does things like find strings within a dictionary and so on, and is very easy to use.
Too easy.
I was about to type m/^i/ when I realised that all I had to do was open up the dictionary file and look at all the words that started with 'i'.
However, I am too lazy so I carried on and ran the program.
(,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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Too easy.
I was about to type m/^i/ when I realised that all I had to do was open up the dictionary file and look at all the words that started with 'i'.
However, I am too lazy so I carried on and ran the program.
I'm now picturing youwith one of those books with the insides missing to store your valuables, and the most valuable thing you own is string
( twig Save 6 Music,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:21,
archived)
But how long is the piece of string?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:23,
archived)
just long enough to go round his waistto keep his stinking hobo trousers up
( twig Save 6 Music,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:30,
archived)
twice as long as half a piece of stringeveryone knows that.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:40,
archived)
?while (<>) { print if $_ ~= /$1/; }
or something
(or something
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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qsort (x:xs) = qsort (filter (< x) xs) ++ [x] ++ qsort (filter (>= x) xs) The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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no no no no no no no! not another one of THOSE compos... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:33,
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This is perfect.Best thing on teh internets ever.
( twig Save 6 Music,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:04,
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hahahhahahahaha!bloody ace :D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:06,
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If that background is taken from a real wedding then-I'm 1000% more loving this. and I was already at 500% of love for it with each frame any way. so its a lot of % for this all added up.
(,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:07,
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Toilets are situated at the back of the /board.emergency exits are situated *here*, *here* and *here*
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:16,
archived)
Where? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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over *there* ---> theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:21,
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What - over here?OH JESUS CHRIST!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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This is, scientifically, made of the purest win. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:09,
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The groom is still grinning like a loon :)*clicks*
(
Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:12,
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Even though I knew what was coming, this is still ace! Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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hahaha Jeremyyou utterly annoying cunt
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:03,
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My Tummys got a headache?lmao, awesome line!!
If these ever stop coming, I think I'll die a little indside!
(,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:27,
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If these ever stop coming, I think I'll die a little indside!
Love the last line"I think we're lost".
Just to rub salt into the wounds.
(,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:32,
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Just to rub salt into the wounds.
Oh JeremyDon't
ever
stop
*click*
(ever
stop
*click*
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:20,
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EveryoneAlready knows that it's a mild curry but it's part of the joke: Jermey's a bit 'special' and thinks a Korma is hot.
( PFC Hudson,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:20,
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I AMSTILL pissing myself, this is by far the funniest ever :0) :0) :0) :0)
(,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 1:26,
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Oh Jeremy!Excellent work Mr Mole! www.jeremytheannoyinghorse.com/ needs updating! Clearly this is more important than, well, anything else.
(
SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 7:32,
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Possibly the funniest thing I've seen this year.Shit all over the shop!
Jezza FTW!
(Jezza FTW!
addickted has attained freedom,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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I love you Jeremy, you cunt.
( String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:02,
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Don't ever......stop.
(
reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on,
Thu 11 Mar 2010, 9:18,
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excitement.... building...dangerous.... levels....
click for the new tron trailer
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:55,
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"Greetings Programs!" That's awesome ;Dafter seeing the trailer earlier, I damn well had to put Tron on...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:03,
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not exactlyhe did a draw too
don't know why that makes a difference
(don't know why that makes a difference
twig Save 6 Music,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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I can remove the link if its making people turn in to twatsIt was just in case people hadn't seen it.
Sucks to be helpful
(Sucks to be helpful
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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I might be a twat but I don't have hissy fits because a spam post got more commentsjust a thought
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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so quick to assumethe posts below as far back as 2am were averaging 3 replies compared to the spams 10 (and fuckload more for his repeated posts). I wasn't fussed for mine as it was a quick doodle.
I just think its a shame people in here prefer calling others cunts to actually acknowledging good shops or humour
(I just think its a shame people in here prefer calling others cunts to actually acknowledging good shops or humour
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:46,
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people don't even acknowledge good shops or humourthey acknowledge people they like
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:51,
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I do bothbecause I'm practically perfect in every way
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:55,
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I don't like anyone.Your all gay. I do like some of your pictures though.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:57,
archived)
I used to go all moodybut I got used to it
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:48,
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ooooooooooooooooohtron *blinks* this is nice
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:33,
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Atmosphere and smoke effects in the tron universe!?Non-right angle turning on tron bikes!?
Teh wurls gorn mayd I tells ya!
(Teh wurls gorn mayd I tells ya!
..wil,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:34,
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aw lovely Mr Rossi!!! (defo would)And only a few weeks left til the start of the season! Hoorahdiddly dah!
*drools*
*clicks*
(*drools*
*clicks*
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:05,
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about a thingor as Garry Glitter would put it; about a boy/girl...
(,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:50,
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that's the best song to sing when drunkthe original I mean, not your Glitter one
( twig Save 6 Music,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:02,
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It's the beginning of my weekend,I've got lots of displacement activities to do, edit a book, typeset another, reformat a third once it's been proofread, put the washing away, go into Derby do some things, so, I thought, put all of them off, even though I've got to be back here by noon, and put together a film poster-like thing - sort of, that has elements of: the stupid 'feelgood' film thing that the US seems to put out every summer; stupid names in film production; try out a monolinear font of mine in various widths; and, add a hint of Dr Strangelove, all keeping it below 800x800px and 120kB.
(,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:47,
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I wouldn't bother going into Derbyeverytime I've gone it's rained
I like the Strangelove font combined with the pic
(I like the Strangelove font combined with the pic
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:53,
archived)
it's called 'Gurvetica' and you want it from the Billie siteIt comes in a number of widths and weights.
You don't want the 'A' set of fonts, you want the others. The 'A' set has Gurmukhi alphabet characters in the ASCII range whereas the others have the Roman characters in the roman range.
The full set - currently 48 has loads of widths and weights so you can type in your text, choose the height you want (point size on your editor, the same as you do now), select the font width (these are in groups by number) and then select the weight to give you the right density/legibility.
The font's name is: [family][width][weight]description so that it appears in whatever program you are using (word processor, images editor and so on) - this overcomes inconsistencies between programs, some of which group fonts together and you never see the weights other than normal and bold.
There is a 'lite' font pack set with 28 fonts in it that cover the full range but with less density. Look at www.billie.grosse.is-a-geek.com/resources-03a.html around half way down the page where there is a diagram of it all.
(BTW, in the font sample images at the bottom, 'ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਕੀ ਨਾਂ ਹੈ?' means 'what is your name?')
Happy fonting.
(,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 11:08,
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You don't want the 'A' set of fonts, you want the others. The 'A' set has Gurmukhi alphabet characters in the ASCII range whereas the others have the Roman characters in the roman range.
The full set - currently 48 has loads of widths and weights so you can type in your text, choose the height you want (point size on your editor, the same as you do now), select the font width (these are in groups by number) and then select the weight to give you the right density/legibility.
The font's name is: [family][width][weight]description so that it appears in whatever program you are using (word processor, images editor and so on) - this overcomes inconsistencies between programs, some of which group fonts together and you never see the weights other than normal and bold.
There is a 'lite' font pack set with 28 fonts in it that cover the full range but with less density. Look at www.billie.grosse.is-a-geek.com/resources-03a.html around half way down the page where there is a diagram of it all.
(BTW, in the font sample images at the bottom, 'ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਕੀ ਨਾਂ ਹੈ?' means 'what is your name?')
Happy fonting.
I have to say I'm also on the RIS bus, I'm afraid. Nicely done, though...Good nings everyone
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:43,
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Perhaps add an "on tow" sign to the B2.But I think I get it...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:44,
archived)
Morning chaps
Threadjack my own thread...
Last year I said I'd never do this again, but, a year is a long time on b3ta.
I'm trying to raise money for charity by hitch hiking from Sheffield to Hungary in a couple of weeks' time.
The event is, rather embarrassingly, called Bummit and it's organised by the university of Sheffield.
I know you're all extremely busy at work, and penniless due to the recession, but please consider making a donation
Thanks
You may now return to photoshopping kittens and shouting angrily at newbies.
The Coast Of Yemen,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:09,
archived)
arf!I used to love Biggles when I were a nipper
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:11,
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Racist.What?
Oh.
(Oh.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:15,
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nope I've came to the conclusion that all charities can fuck right off
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:17,
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Especially the homeless, and don't get me started on yoof centres in deprived areas.Scum. Subhuman scum.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:17,
archived)
aaw boo fucking hoothat's the governments job not mine
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:19,
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Cheer up. You're starting to sound like Pasanonic.
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:21,
archived)
yea whatever you say
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:23,
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Ah, you see, with your ninja edit it makes more sense.I take it back.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:24,
archived)
Hahahahaha I love doing thatWhen the hippies go on about class divide and poverty and how the conservatives will be nasty if they get in, rub your eyes and go "Oh boo hoo hoo. I can hear a tiny violin playing for all the drugged-up dole scum that think they're owed a living because they've got a sprog and a free council flat".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:23,
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Are you, though?I'll be checking the stats board and if you're not on it you're for the fucking high jump, I can tell you that right now.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:34,
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Should've just said: "Hahaha lookit this charity's called Bummit, let's all donate";)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:22,
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hahahaha this Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:23,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Superheroes in History"){kind=small}
i told my ex about the walk-through colon exhibit i wanted to go to here.he told me about an 'experience the worm' show he saw in australia years ago. apparently the highlight was going underground in a lightless room to listen to squishing digestive sounds.
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postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:43,
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I saw an exhibit of rectal casts.That molten bronze must have hurt.
( An Egg ,D,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:47,
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oh manwww.youtube.com/watch?v=dqwN1-dJFmk
everyone knows Levy and Candy as Canadian comics who got big in the US.. but I'd never actually seen SCTV..
(everyone knows Levy and Candy as Canadian comics who got big in the US.. but I'd never actually seen SCTV..
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 5:45,
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fucking hell, I never even realised Ed Grimley was a live-action characterI THINK I JUST GOT SCHOOLED
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 6:00,
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I'm pretty sure you already knew that.The international heterosexual known as Martin Short has been in many of our commercials.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 6:52,
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naw man, I only ever saw the cartoonand the first thing I really remember him from was the remake (which I haven't seen) of Les Fugitifs (which I have seen).
Three Amigos, on the other hand..
well all I'll say is it's a real shame about Chevy Chase, RIP
(Three Amigos, on the other hand..
well all I'll say is it's a real shame about Chevy Chase, RIP
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 7:11,
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also Eugene Levy is some kind of a god.It's probably best to forget American Pie ever existed.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 7:14,
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I didn't know you were in the neighbourhood(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 8:30,
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Wow, 6 hours, is the internets broked?Ning.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:44,
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I was wondering thisor is everyone stuck on the M1 like I was...?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:49,
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I was busy admiring my cock. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:52,
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can't be bothered making anything for here at the mo'
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:53,
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I was wondering if I needed to get me an alsatian to accompany me around this here place mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:05,
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I'm feeling hyperactively racist, with a touch of the splinge, and a dose of the GLEEEE. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:17,
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so a bit nuts then?Excellent. At least you seem lively. I seem to be tired all the time recently
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Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:22,
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must be a recordof some sort......
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:07,
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it's funny because Tremors ACTUALLY HAPPENED!LOL AT TREMORS BEING AN HISTORICAL DOCUMENTARY!
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Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:59,
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THE SIGNAL IS: EAT A DICK Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:37,
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AN AQUADICK.so, looking to make a stupid joke, i find (via wikianswers):
"What is cock in spanish? Word for cock in spanish? French Im spanish suck a cock? Howdo you say cock in spanish? Your cock is waiting in spanish? Can I have your cock in Spanish? What is the spanish word for cock? How do you say spooky cock in spanish? What is you have a big cock in spanish? How do you say suck his cock in spanish? How do you say do you like cock in spanish? How do you say i have a big cock in spanish? How do you say suck my presidential cock bitch in spanish?"
("What is cock in spanish? Word for cock in spanish? French Im spanish suck a cock? Howdo you say cock in spanish? Your cock is waiting in spanish? Can I have your cock in Spanish? What is the spanish word for cock? How do you say spooky cock in spanish? What is you have a big cock in spanish? How do you say suck his cock in spanish? How do you say do you like cock in spanish? How do you say i have a big cock in spanish? How do you say suck my presidential cock bitch in spanish?"
postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:50,
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have no clueBut I think they are trying to make him more useful/masculine. Seriously, if you are in the desert, is Aquaman going to be able to do anything?
Most. Useless. Superhero. Ever.
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Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:44,
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Most. Useless. Superhero. Ever.
not being a comic book person, i have to say they're all pretty useless. postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:46,
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I was never...into the superheros, always prefered the War is Hell comics.
(,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:48,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:47,
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I thought she was older than thatPaul McCartney must be so happy.
( An Egg ,D,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:24,
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well, i didn't translate to human years.if i did, she'd be 835.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:29,
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Only the beautiful die youngcdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/23629_pamandersonsilverbikini.jpg
The last one's my 'favourite'
(The last one's my 'favourite'
An Egg ,D,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:38,
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As a teenagerI lived across the road from Debbie Harry. None of my friends seemed to care that she was 40(ish).
( An Egg ,D,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:46,
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took me a while to see the words at the bottom and I was confused at to what song it wasNow it all makes sense
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:26,
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ahhhahhhahhh very goodthere are far, far worse songs to have in my head
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:31,
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agreed. i just discovered a terrorfungus by the name of ke$ha the other day.one of those new 'artists' who apparently writes ringtones instead of songs. please, please let her blood stain my machete soon.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:34,
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yeah they've been advertising that shit on the telly latelyI was like haha, what? INSTANTLY FORGETTABLE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:37,
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how is that even pronounced, anyway?kay ee dollar sign ha?
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:38,
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i think it's "unfortunate hogulon".but, i'm biased.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:42,
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Man, I saw on the news that the black eyed peas plagiarised "boom boom pow" from some other ladyI was quite taken aback that they would need to steal that idea.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:09,
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i am not going to look for that song to judge how horrid it is.just from knowing it's blackeyed peas is enough. what terrible sounds.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:12,
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All you have to do is say "Boom boom boom" three times in a row followed by "boom boom pow" and you already know how the song goes.They played this other lady's version and it was near identical. THEY ACTUALLY HAD TO STEAL THE IDEA.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:19,
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let's decide their punishment.make them cover this.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:26,
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i changed my mind.they should cover this.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:33,
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TOTAL LEVY DOMINATIONwww.youtube.com/watch?v=6uICUA0AX7E
thanks for these : )
(thanks for these : )
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 5:36,
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Hahaha oh dear.I recently heard their music being described as toddler pop for adults.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 8:34,
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if you really like it, write a song about /talk based on "one way or another". postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:37,
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ahhahha.I do rather like that song
but only when sung by a man, basically as a stalking/rape threat
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:40,
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Superhero? Not so much.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:14,
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Pure stud material !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:26,
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ALL THE FUCKING MEDALS!EVERY FUCKING TIME!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 2:10,
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cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:54,
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i'm sure you would haveeventually
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:01,
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i don't think the belgians ever lasted long enough to even think about surrendering*edit* ok wikipedia says they surrendered after 3 weeks ...
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:01,
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see?even the french lasted longer than that!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:04,
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aaaannnddi'm spent.
g'night all
(g'night all
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:09,
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oh, big deal.churchill was so ugly, i'd have chosen whatever side he opposed.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:55,
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haha.i have a nazi poker chip right here beside my bed so i guess i am a collaborator.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:00,
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a friend of mine once dated a woman whose family was from hitler's hometown (supposedly, i won't guarantee the legend).they did have a pile of swastika laden pencils and potato sacks and such.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:09,
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i am afraid.afraid that i shall never get to ride on such a magnificent creature
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:24,
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I have discovered today thatthe African Elephant has a natural predator : The African Honey Bee.
Science!
(Science!
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:36,
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rainy season causes flash floods?who'd have fucking guessed?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:43,
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Nothing quite like a good work horse !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:29,
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Rocket Horsewants to go to the Mare Tranquillitatis.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:30,
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that's rocket pants, you cheater!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:36,
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Look at him go! : D
Monkey nuts or nuts monkey? either way, he's not happy...
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Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:07,
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Hahaha!My he is a manic little fellow.
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:09,
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he is a maniacmaniac for sure
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:10,
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Well he's dancinglike he's never danced before
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:11,
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you should work in telly or somethingyour animation style (especially the cat ones) would suit a new series of the much missed 'monkey dust'
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:09,
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"Ah nevvir done it, and I ahnly said I done it 'cos he had me nuts in a vice!" The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:15,
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"Ah nevvir done it, I ahnly said I done it so they'd take me cock out a the electricity socket"
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:23,
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"Ah nevvir done it, I ahnly said I done it so they wouldn't give me anuvver jalfrezi enema" Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:10,
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ah, the good old days
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:19,
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looks like shellshock to me was he a kernel in the war?
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:10,
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he is clearly trying to convey the messagethat he's allergic to himself and is about to go into anaphylactic shock.
poor little fella.
(poor little fella.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:12,
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Ok, seriously now tits. You're going to have to tell us where the font of talent is.You're showing us all up.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:19,
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he has a magic penisit was sampled by a leprechaun, who blessed it with special powers to thank him for the gift of man-love
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:22,
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hahahafantastic. I love all of your animations.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:20,
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Aaaaand instant FP!Yay for tits and his manic, overactive nuts!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:21,
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He shell overcome ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:21,
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hell yeahglad you've been posting more lately, and the youtube stuff too
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:56,
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That's fantasticGoddam I watched it for about 2 minutes before I was able to start typing again. Haha there's this brief moment where he looks up at you pleadingly, I didn't notice that at first.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 6:25,
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tits shall offer no mercy!(this is a thing of glee!)
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 8:55,
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Brilliant.:D
*clicks*
(*clicks*
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:16,
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