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# "...you know, i don't think it's coming."
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# No, wait, there's three of them
woo : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# And the moment they turn and walk away, two will zip past at top speed
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
#
lvl 80 Night Elf Hunter
*is ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# 10 level 80's
*is even more ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Ouch...
i give it up now though, many sleepless nights and disappearing days.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Never done WoW - for what I can only imagine is precisely this reason.
I take it we are talking about a time commitment measured in galactic aeons here?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# 5 years and still going....
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# That's great
I assume this is what is left of London after a massive explosion of earth though as they're studiously avoiding taking to one another
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# hahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Love the stuff on your blog
The rose petal and egg especially
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# thanks :)
if i can get my hands on a camera, i might make a little film of the instellation they'll be part of.
(i should really be getting on with that now, rather than b3taing about)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Definitely
Be good to see
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] bip
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# That's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# *instaclick"
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# This is awesome
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# The sums up every hangover ever!
well done.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Marvellous!! *Click* :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha:D
old skool gamer:D
(herman:D, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
looks a bit like bomberman
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# The congo has cheered me up. Here is afternoon lols

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# ahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha! Woo!
why is the maid floating in piss?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# it's a feature of the house
the piss room
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahah! Office lols :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# hehe
the congo knackered me out

I knew I shouldn't have taken us over the Total Wipeout course
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
# have you seen my swiss army knife?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# is that what it is?
I'll tell the radiographer. They were taking bets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Bawngo in the Cawngo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] How can he BLAAAAAAAAARRB!! with no mouth!?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Tidyup?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Stoppit!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# CARRY ON!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Oh how I miss those two
must did out the Shirehorses album

'ello Dave
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# 'allo


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Go And Play
with his favourite toy

rrn rrn
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# And the big bad I SAID NO
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Gos bless Sir Terry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pbIriBC60U

They are all on YT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# My sister gave me the DVD :)
Along with Count Duckula and Dangermouse
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
# You have the acest sister in the whole of christendom!
The Dangermouse box set in near the top of my 'to buy' list.

Couple more weeks and can start buying DVds again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM
Harlan Ellison wrote that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# SPEAK UP! NO-ONE WILL HEAR YOU!
Viv Stanshall wrote that.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# OLD SCROTUM, THE WRINKLED RETAINER
Viv Stanshall wrote that too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# :)
Not seen one of those in time!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# In time with what?
C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# this rather addictive rhythm
dum dum tish,
dum dum tish,
dum dum tish,
dum dum tish,
diddle diddle,
dum dum tish,
dum dum tish,
dum dum tish,
dum dum tish,
diddle diddle,
dum tish,
dum dum
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dum tish,
dum dum
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dum tish,
dum dum
tish
dum tish,
dum dum
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dum tish,
dum dum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# ONLY FOR THE HARDCORE UK RAVER
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# this is that new splattercore-folkmetal I've been hearing about
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I think it's Napalm Death's triple cover of 'The Power of Love'.
Jennifer Rush's, Frankie Goes to Hollywood's and Huey Lewis and Then Some News's versions all played at once.

Total facemelt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# *stomach aches through too much giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# That was me trying to be 'street'
*Self-awards*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# pfffffft!
sorry


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Personally , I quite like teh new mascots...


edit for missing bit of arm :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# oh dear - hahaha
I hope these appear every time someone falls over on the running track, or a javelin takes out a high-jumper
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# very much this
I wonder if the Javelin thing has ever happened?

or

if someone has dropped the Shot or Hammer on their foot?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I remember a javelin hitting an official
bless him as it was hanging out of him was to try and measure it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# If he staggers back a bit before dying...
..do those extra yards count?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# quite frequently it seems
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=javelin+official+accident&aq=0
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# brilliantly done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# haha
I like them too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# oh god you didn't
YOU DID.

*clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# haha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry]

will it work?
(cpwn, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:50, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I'm really sorry, I know I shouldn't post this... but I feel like I need to
Dear Rapitinui,

Hello, how are you? I hope you're well, and enjoying life, and all that stuff.

I don't know you, and I don't know much about your relationship with Jess. I guess you must have been some sort of friends at one point; there's one of your pictures in her profile and she's shown me a photo of you once that she'd saved from somewhere.

I realise that Nina didn't make a huge contribution to the world the way that (to quote you) Ronnie James Dio did, and I know that strangers die every day (as per another of your links) - in fact only yesterday the police liaison officer told me that on average his unit deals around 50 or 60 RTA-related deaths every year.

She made a huge contribution to my world though, and to lots of other people's on here. Lots of b3tans who have posted things on here did in fact know her in the real world, either through meeting her once at a bash, or in the case of many of us, having become part of her "real", offline life. There are many b3tans who didn't think of Nina as a stranger.

Even the ones who didn't meet her may have known her on the board and enjoyed communicating with her through the site - can you honestly say that there isn't a single poster on here who you've never met but enjoy conversing with?

Regardless of all of that, the messages of sympathy, support, sadness, shock and the million other emotions that I and many other people are feeling (including Nina's mum who has registered on the site this week so that she can thank people personally) have been a huge comfort to me and I'm incredibly grateful that I've been part of such a massive community. Of course there's a time for humour and indeed some posts this week have made me smile, but lorry jokes won't be any time soon, I can promise you that.

I don't know whether you'll see this, and if you do, I have no idea whether you'll care what I think. I won't see if you reply to this since in my 6 years and 9 months as a member, you're the first person I've put on ignore.

All I'm trying to say is please understand that it's not just a random person on the internet to many many users of this site, and although that's how you feel (which of course is fine), your comments aren't helping anyone at the moment.

All the best - I hope you have a long and happy life.

Yours,
Professor Kenny Martin
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# hear hear
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Happy candle day, mister
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# cheers dude
I'm glad you are able to talk. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I'm all over the place, mate
Typing and texting I can do, talking gets very wobbly very quickly...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I think you are doing the right thing
by staying in communication with people. I know I have never met you in person, but you are still a mate.

If you can't talk, then don't worry about trying.
If you want to just spout whatever is on your mind, then just do it, this place is here for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# very much this
I feel if it was me I'd have shut myself away from the world in general

Just know that there's a whole wealth of internet weirdos out here, who've never met you, but are honoured to call you friend and are here for you.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# You unmitigated Gentleman.
I didn't offer any condolences as for once words failed me.
To echo your words, I hope you too have along and happy life.
From what people have said it will be full of good memories.

Strength to you dude.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Well said that man
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# *applause*
Fair play, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I'm so sorry you need to do this


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# ^
Absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# ^very much this :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# ^ This
I really don't know what else to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# What he said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# ^ Same here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Absolutely Beautiful
My heart goes out to you and yours.
(JimChimney, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Take care mate
our thoughts are still with you
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Ah man.
I've not seen the remarks to which this relates - I'm in no great hurry to search them out either.

Sadly, damningly, I am forced to the conclusion that it was only a mater of time before some bellend started up with this kind of crap.

Irrespective of whether or not you know/knew the individual in question, there's no call to be that abusive of other people's feelings.

IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# ^ There has to be a line drawn somewhere
Well done PKM and our thoughts are with you
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# ^ *reverberates*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# this also ^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
Unfortunately, it started very shortly after the first announcement. There was an announcement at /talk which led to some very nasty suggestions for an invasion over to /board, and some even did. Sad times, sad times indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Yes, you're right. Nasty invasions
www.b3ta.com/talk/6814140 - just look at the evil heartless bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# the vast majority of /talk, like /board are very decent people
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# If you're going to lie at least take it to /qotw
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
done...
b3ta.com/questions/goodadvice/post730498
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# 'Some'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# ^ This.
I did say "some", and I MEANT "some". I wouldn't post at all over at /talk if they were all like SOME of the people who were making the suggestions. And even that would be reasonable given the tone of the forum, but no, SOME of them had to come over to /board to make their point.

This is not meant to be a /talk vs. /board thing - that is far too trite for a dreadful event like this. But that is what SOME of them tried to do, and that cannot be denied.

I think that it's easy to see those who have been genuine through all of this, regardless of where they regularly post on an internet forum.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I believe there was just the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# What did Rapitinui say?
I still haven't seen anything he said that was trying to be hurtful towards PKM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# there was a link to an image (with a warning about the content)
which i'm not going to link to
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# That seems to be the problem here
nobody will link to anything.

Well I certainly hope that people stop to check if these links exist before they start their witch hunt.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Spazz back...
...through Rap's previous board posts and you'll find them. I did.
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# As I've said above, I don't think he was deliberately trying to hurt me or anyone...
He's just been very insensitive.

Someone mentioned that they were sad about Nina and listening to some Prokofiev before bed, and he linked to a YouTube video for a song called "Strangers Die Every Day". There was a mention somewhere that Nina died the day after Ronnie James Dio and he said "And he made a huge contribution to the world!", and when someone mentioned humour being a way to deal with things, offered to tell some lorry jokes. That last one may just be a coincidence, but I doubt it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I'm not sure if calling him out on the board is the best reaction
I'm sure you'll agree that there's always someone in any dire situation who says something that makes you see red, and that looking back on those times, they really weren't important things.

I'd encourage you to not get caught up in the little things, they'll only bog you down.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I'm not sure if calling him out on the board is the best reaction either...
But as I said above, I thought about gazzing him and didn't feel like I wanted to take it one to one.

I'm really not thinking too straight right now, so I'm pretty much 100% certain that I'll look back at this in a few days and think "Fuck, why did I do that?"... I just felt it needed to be said and this seemed to me to be the best way to say it, other than the aforementioned gaz, which I can't face the thought of right now.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Well like I said earlier, it's not up to me how anyone else deals with these things.
I'm a bit worried where all this will lead, but all the best to you and yours. I hope the sun shines soon.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# That's very moving.
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# FAQ is that way --->
:) seriously though, shame that you have had to do this, but fair play to you. I agree with everything written. All the best KM, my thoughts are with you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Very eloquently put.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Good luck matey
Everyone's thinking of you and Jessie, and don't be a stranger here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Please accept my sincere condolences.
I'm not about here much at the moment, but it's heartening that most of the board have realised that this was a terrible thing happening to a fellow member and have responded accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# It's tragic that you have to say this, but you're totally right.
Still thinking of you Kenny.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Dear Prof
I never really knew Jess and I don't really know you sir for that matter, but I must say that I feel sad for not doing so. You and all your family must be in pieces. I myself felt a little intrusive with my 'Tribute' post as I didn't know her.
That said, common decency and the fact that she was 'one of us' compelled me to do so.

She sounded a lovely person from all the comments by the people who DID know her. Grief is a terrible emotion to handle and more so in such circumstances.
There are some truly brilliant people on this site and the 'good folk' on here who have shown true respect and dignity. The majority are behind you and truly feel for your tragic loss.
It's a very hackneyed saying, but time IS a great healer.

Keep smiling and cherish your fond memories and don't let the 'un-tactful' shall we say spoil that.

Best wishes
Prof

Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Took the words right out of my mouth...
Hang in there Prof!

Edit: Though now that I think about it, I may have bumped into her at the Bash last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# nicely put squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# nice one, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Eloquently put, and echoes my thoughts as I'm certain it does others
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# It's sad that someone's made it necessary to write this
Hope you're bearing up big fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I don't know about "necessary"
I just felt I needed to say it, that's all... I've probably overreacted, or reacted in the wrong way.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# If you needed to say it, you needed to say it
NOBODY at this moment in time is going to question the necessity or otherwise x
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I see no sign of over-reaction
Heartfelt condolences to you and yours
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# To be honest, even if you have over-reacted
I think you've made some erudite and heartfelt points and that makes the post worthwhile regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# PKM, all you can do at this moment....
....is go with your feelings. You felt it was the right thing to do, so there you have it. It was. If it turns out that you regret posting the message, we'll all forgive you - No skin off our noses right? You're not exactly thinking straight at the moment, we understand that.

What's important now is that you begin the healing process. That has already begun, you have to do most of the work yourself, but we are here to help you through it.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 23 May 2010, 4:37, archived)
# Fair play Prof
I can imagine there are plenty of other things going through your mind without having to deal with shit from idiots

Me and the gf have been thinking about you a lot - look after yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# You have all my love and support,
and that of so many others.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Candle!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Dude, I can't even begin to imagine what you must be feeling right now
And i'm so sorry you had to do this. But all my thoughts are with you and ninas family. The world is an absolute cunt sometimes, but I hope you can remember the beautiful times, and that they bring you smiles. I'm sure they will.

I know I never met either of you, but from what I can see on here, you are both beautiful people, and you have the love and support of a beautiful community, online and offline.

Hugs, fella. Big hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Good to see you back mate.
I'm so utterly sorry.

Love ya loads.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# It's unfortunate that you had the need to even make this post,
*offers big manly interweb hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I don't want to stir up any unneccesary emotions for you right now
but could you at least let us know what he said?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# See above, mate
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Sorry
I Didn't know Jess, and i don't really know you either, but i understand loss.

All the best mate
(RogueSpark Coming back to the surface, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# As everone else has said,
Sorry you needed to post that. I lurk far to much, but no-one should be insensitive enough to make you feel like that. My thoughts are with you and yours at this sad time, Jessie was a special person on here, and we'll all remember her very fondly.
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Beautifully eloquent, sir.
As a relative noob, I haven't had the time or opportunity to get to know many people on here yet, but that does not stop me from extending the warmest heartfelt sympathies to you and your respective families. I am truly sorry for your loss and hope you can take some comfort from the many messages of support from all on here.
Don't let the thoughtless actions of one person get to you.
Many, many condolences.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# That guy is just about
the biggest asshole on this site. He and his close band of vitriolic twat cronies are known for behaviour that even for b3ta is vile and spiteful.

Nina and I chatted both on here and by email for the best part of 5 years and if she only ever managed to make an impression on me in all her time at b3ta then she made an impression. Gladly hundreds of us know she did more than that.
My heartfelt sympathies Prof.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Crikey.
I've never met yourself or Nina, but you're one of us, as was she. Take all the help and support you can get that's offered and balls to the stiff upper lip.
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 21 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I might not have met her
but she was nice to me.
Few people stay in my fuddled brain for long.
My dad died last year.
Its not nice when things like this happen.
The brain starts to loop around thnking of happy moments.
I only have one bit of advice, it's pretty lame.
Have a cup of tea and a bit of a cry. sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# shoulder to shoulder with you sir
very well put, and I think you have the right to make the point.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 21 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Odd, them turning up all of a sudden...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# so which one is blind?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# The tubby jock
at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# It was a cunning ruse
as was the accent. Wenlock read somewhere that scottish accents are considered trustworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic :~D
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# gaaaaaah *shudders*
Awesome stuff (as usual)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Awesome
(Lurchio, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# absolute class
you're a genius
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha, spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] That is massively woo! :D
and also slightly perturbing.. as mine is rubbish and not worth a full thread wotsit I hope you don't mind me plonking this here.

There's nothing they like more than putting their feet up with a lovely magazine when not inspiring kids :D

You should see what he reads in the bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Ha ha!
I like the monocle. I bet Patrick Moore is scrabbling round in the back of the sofa right now looking for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# I do like this
but how are his slippers staying on? Wenlock and Mandeville don't have feet.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 21 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# They are just resting gently on top..
..of his stubs
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# *clicks*
Hey, this is worth a standalone post, really. Not bad at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sat 22 May 2010, 3:59, archived)
# nice head squishing :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Saw these mascots just the other day
All I keep seeing is Kang and Kodos from The Simpsons.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Narf!
Pinky and the Brain was such a great show. Too bad it ended up getting a real world Itchy, Scratchy and Poochie treatment.
(MagicMoose, Fri 21 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# this is
frighteningly good
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:53, archived)
# A masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Sun 23 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# amazing stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 24 May 2010, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# nicely
there's a lot of negativity about these.

They're nicely made characters - look quite good in fact, in an aesthetic way, but suitable as mascots? weird.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I expect they will get up to capers and shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I dunno...
...I find them oddly characterless. They don't have particularly recognizable silhouettes either, without the letters on their heads you'd be hard pushed to tell the difference between them.
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Unfashionably enough...
... I think they're rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I feel they will grow on me
As works of art, I think they're pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Yup.
Even the logo has grown on me, actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I think it's just those large, cyclopean eyes.
Like something out of H.P. Lovecraft's nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# They just make me think of Kang and Kodos
from the Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Ah-ha!
I knew they reminded me of something else. Foolish humans!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I agree sir!
They are a little 'odd' though, but maybe they'll grow on me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# They remind me of Pinky and the Brain
which inspired my post a bit further up^

They look rather more malevolent than cute, like maybe they're more likely to use the Olympics to subdue the human race with subliminal messages during the opening ceremony.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I like them

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# they do have that cartoon monster quality about them
rather than the cuteness you would expect of a mascot
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Apropos of nothing


and now I need to do some work
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# heheheheheheheh
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
# sadface :(
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Heheh!
And Happy Flaming head Day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# cheers Monts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Drunken volley beach-ball spanging

It's the sport of the future
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# And...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# I hope you actually went to the effort of carving that
and then just photographing it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:29, archived)
# If only I had the skillzorz!
Happy candle day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# cheers
I really admire people who can carve wood and stone etc. They don't have an Undo!

Mind you, I also admire people who can photoshop with skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# nicely
and extra points for the monkeybeer :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Action Cat
The greatest hero of them all!

In all good pet stockists, while stocks last
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Excellent! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
brillsocks

woo and indeed yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
this page is making me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I had an Eagle Eyes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha!
gripping hands too?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# not in the way you want,
perv!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# hoorah for eagle eyes
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Haha that's brilliant :D
I can still remember the day I got my first moving eyes action man as a sprog.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 22 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# A number of people have contacted me and said I should put a message about Jessie in the newsletter
I'm happy to do this but I'd feel a fake writing it as I didn't know her.

If you've got any (shortish) suggestions please add them to this thread and we'll use that?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# She was a member, people liked her...
probably just have a thread where people can leave messages and link to it...

or get one of her friends to write a eulogy of sorts.
(likeajackhammer, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:25, archived)
# How about just "dedicated to Jessie" at the top or bottom with a link to her profile
and a link to somewhere people can continue to post their own messages
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:25, archived)
# ^this
(likeajackhammer, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Good idea
and also a link to the thread where people have been leaving messages.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:26, archived)
# That would be nice
I don't think a single newsletter eulogy could sum up the memories recounted and tributes paid over the last few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:26, archived)
# this
and is it possible to show all her posts via
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=24783&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# just use this
www.b3ta.com/search/board/24783/best
(likeajackhammer, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:29, archived)
# today I have learned more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Here you go Griffy
as per your inadvertent typo:


(Griff Savalas)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha
nice one Forbes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Now this is a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I like this idea, It's nice and sweet.
Whilst she most definitely was the personification of utter loveliness, I think any more than a simple dedication runs the risk of coming across as slightly cheap and tacky.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:29, archived)
# yup, this
plus a link to the special raccoon icon page
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# yep, this works
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I add my "hear hear" to this suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# what Toasty said
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# This, it's perfect
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# wish I knew what to say chap
just keep hanging in there.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Yes, this is a nice idea
My condolences to all who loved and knew Jessie.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# yeah like toasty says
a dedication, and maybe a link to the thread where JPG broke the news and everyone left their condolences.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I was going to suggest that
and then thought that that is peoples reaction to the horrible news, and not necessarily their personal rememberance or best wishes.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# true
but it's the closest thing we had to a remembrance thread
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Tricky to word it
Plus anything I said would be my personal feelings and observations and not necessarily other people's
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# We're remembering Jessie... Together
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# pfft
I like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# That's good
You have my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# A line or so just containing the facts perhaps or a dedication.
or do what im doing and have a Guinness and black for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the Mandeville and Wenlock Show
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Bring me Javelin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# we can discus this later
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Is this going to be a running thing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:10, archived)
# It seems to go in Cycles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# no wonder this is a cross country
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# It's all the Rowing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Hammer fed up with it all
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# you are for the high jump
with that pun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Ladies Beach Volleyball
Mmm.

Oh, sorry, puns, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# you 'll just have to (shot) Putt up with it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# There are a number of hurdles to get over.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# and remember
it's a marathon
not a sprint
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# We seem to be Swimming in puns
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:25, archived)
# yes, we dived right in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:25, archived)
# This thread has dived
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:26, archived)
# To be honest,
I did have an Yngling it would go that way.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# this thread has offically ended!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# You're just fishing for ways
to make this thread longer, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Olympic fishing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:33, archived)
#
h t
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# No, I'm just loitering with all the wiff-waff awound here.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
# haha
you are pulling out the obscure ones!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
# happy candles, G!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# *slips you some skin*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah! Candle-Buddies!
Does that sound rude? ... I think it sounds rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Me too :-)
(gratuitous reply because it's actually the first time I've even NOTICED that it's my b3taDay)
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# yay!
lets start a fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# *turns off sprinkler system8
congrats on getting the comment posted
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:17, archived)
# I can't see it
It says 0 Comments

edit: I can now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# click on that then - it changes to about 12
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# ONLY
if it involves Copious Quantities of cake and ale :-)
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Happy Candles to both of you fine people
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Oh wow!
Happy b3taday to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:17, archived)
# And to you!
(I really should post more often, but I've been working away. A lot. I have SO missed this place)
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# someone did a wee in the corner while you were away
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# another one? *goes to bake new cake*

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Woo Thanks!
oddly enough that reminds me of Cumberland sausages.... hungry now!
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# What do you think of it so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Bring me sunshine :)
Quick TJ:
Looks like the Mail are paying attention - copyright notices changed:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1280010/Olympic-mascots-Wenlock-Mandeville-internet-viral-treatment.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I must be caching
Tim Stewart's still got the Kudos

(or is that Kodos?)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# is he on antibiotics?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# you swine
*chokes on coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# DAILY MAIL BOWS TO INTERNET PRESSURE GROUP
THOUSANDS NEARLY BOTHERED

that was good of them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Wow
They posted Griffy's comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# did they?
I can't see it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
#
Who is Tim Stewart when he is at home? He didn't create these images, they were created by the excellent people at b3ta.com. At least when the Telegraph posted the very same thing YESTERDAY they had the good grace to name their sources and not just steal them and claim the credit

- Griff, b3ta.com, The internet, 21/5/2010 08:46

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:17, archived)
# damn I missed the Y off my own name
it was the second time I had typed all that too as my first post just went nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# it's gone now
and they never printed mine... grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# my work there was done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# you'll have to empty your cache - refresh, then click on comments
like wot I did done.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# changed to what?

tim stewart doesn't have copyright to the b3ta images
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# they put (c) b3ta username against them now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# aah I had to refresh :)

well that was 'good' of them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# They had to
Otherwise we'd all cancel our subscriptions to their informative publication.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Coordinated breakfast-making should be the new demonstration sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# "We're entering all the right games—but not necessarily winning in the right order."
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# I have clicked "I like this"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:19, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# woo
They're short, fat but not hairy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile, at Craig Venter's house...


Oh, come on. Do you really need a de-RIS?

EDIT: Morning, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:00, archived)
# haha
this is surely a very important scientific breakthrough. More important than perhaps ANYTHING Laboratoire Garnier have ever produced
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:02, archived)
# No way man
in a recent survey, 97% of women said their hair felt more touchable
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# was it survey of 17 women,
in a controlled room,
who had just been given lots of free shampoo,
and had some very nasty looking marketing types staring at them when they were asked?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
#
yet some of them still said "No thanks, I don't want this gloop made of ox bollocks and pretend soap in my hair, ta very much"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Insignificant sample groups? Participants asked leading questions?
I hardly think a corporation would use worthless statistics in its advertising...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# do you not not think that this product could not make a difference to your outlook on life
in the absence of other products that are not available.
- Yes
- Definitely
- Absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Ha Ha!
are you sure you dont work for them? Perhaps in the "Trying to make shampoo sound important" Department?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Morning Zymey
OOH Science!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# SCIENCE and NEWS and LO, WE HAVE BECOME AS GODS
and such like.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# EGAD!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
dirty little amoebas!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# happy candles
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Genuine office LOL
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:07, archived)
# amoeba got a itchy bum-bum


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha! clicking this.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wholesale office laugh for that one, DTH! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# They've grown blue nipples! - this is what I imagine most science students get up to in their spare time.
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# 'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Beautysoft!
I will use that word today!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Just don't use the word 'towling' - it's spelt wrong
(Thanks DtH!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
# oooh...sister steve
you are not as attractive as I thought you were when I was a teenager
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# in my experience
very few people are.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# haha
tis true, when I look back at old school pics on Facebook and see the girls that I used to fancy like crazy, I really wonder why now.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:59, archived)
# haha
mind you some of the blokes I went to school with and haven't seen for 20 years seem to have spent those 20 years eating Monster Munch and lard and losing their hair
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# haha baldy bastards
*munch*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Haha
Are there some balds around here?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# not me, I have all my hairs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Fake, no Egyptians.
Edit: In other news, I am off to buy Red Dead Redemption shortly, woo me!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# gaaahhh
I fear it will be the straw that breaks the camels back and gets me to purchase a ps3.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:59, archived)
# it really looks fantastic :D
www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-red-dead-redemption/17-2507/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# yeah it does.
I find of all the ps2 games I keep going back to (and still play from time to time today) are ones made by Rockstar.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# yea they really make some top notch games
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Ps3 ftmfw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I'm waiting on the limited edition being brought by the postie :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:00, archived)
# We'll have to get together :)
(In a gaming sense and not a sexual one of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I wish I knew how to quit you!!! :D


posse up hombre!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# GTA in the Wild West! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# perfect for cowling
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# *scowling*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:59, archived)
# *JK Rowling*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Lovely!
I especially like the spelling mistake C]:0D
sorry


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] They've got a long journey ahead of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Weel, at least they won't be lonely
on account of there being millions of the blighters bulldozed into landfill pits at the end of 2012...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:10, archived)
# A Friday moral conundrum for you...


Click for bigger (270 kb)
(lexplex_, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:46, archived)
# vermin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Why isn't there an old people in supermarkets option?
they get in the way of my fast trolley action
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# have you seen how much soup there is that they have to look at?
no wonder it takes them ages.

Just avoid the tinned good aisle and you'll be fine


Everybody conga
c'mon and do the conga
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Or I could go there on purpose...
and look at them like bowling pins to my trolley ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# take a good run up
and watch out for flying false teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Why do old people insist on shopping on a saturday!!!???
'lo missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Or any day I'm there for that matter
Hiya x
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# old people go shopping every day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
#
With those fucking granny car things.

Bunch of cunts and their shit horns.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# that would be the Nissan Codger with it's 200ml engine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# my grandmother (who will be 100 this year)
had a Fiat 126, the engine of which she used to dry her towels with

she drove everywhere in 3rd gear, because when she first started driving, cars didn't have gears (or seatbelts, or mirrors...)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# haha bless her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# there should be an old people *plus* fast trolley lane
that'd give 'em a fright

ello CW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# you
with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# A fox bit my cat
so I'm not sure... I'll have to think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
# is there not an option for both?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# THE MOON
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I fail to see any real dilemma here.
One picture is of a disease-ridden blight to urban society; the other is of a fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning board. Seems like I picked a great day to go off on a First Aid Course
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Wenlock appears to be a spork with limbs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Shhhh
They'll add that to the merchandising list!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Ning Forbes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# NOT ON MY B3TADAY!
who is arguing? who? who?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# I think it's been headed off :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I'm having a b3taday conga
do doo doo doo
it's conga time for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Aaaaaa gaaaaa do do do...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# THAT'S NOT THE CONGA YOU CUNT!
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# ME ME ME
Pick me; I LOVEs the Conga :-)

when drunked anyways
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# just put your hands there
and there
and mmmmmmmm
oh erm, do doo doo doo!

b3taday congarings!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Happy candle sir!
Friday too double woo!

Edit: Lashings of Guinness and cake are in order. (In a few hours of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Guinness???
eurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Okay you can have pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I want cherryade!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Happy Candles sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:48, archived)
# ta bobsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# happy B3taday fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# cheers Arch
I remember my first day like it was 21st May 2004
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Joyous Candle day mister
*squeezes*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# cor!
6 years wait was worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Many happy returns sir!!
WOO to your goodself. I shall toast you t'night with strong lager and whiskey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# ooh me too!
Balvenie Doublewood I think
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Ooh, that sounds good!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# even better when you get it free!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:00, archived)
# FREE!!!!!
Where, where?? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# haha
I work for the company
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Would you like my address...
...to which you can send a crate of the stuff to? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:44, archived)
# In all seriousness, is there any way to get a good (legal) deal on this stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Mornin' sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I thought Thalidomide was banned many years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:46, archived)
# yes
this is much better i approve, i shall go over the head of lord coe
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# ningles sir
I'd sack it off and find a nice beer garden instead
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ningles, I dunanarts


Click for bigger (326 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# is it just me
or did anyone else, at first glance, see the body as a pair of shoulders with some saggy boobs hanging down?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# puts hand up :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Eeep!
Warm your hands first!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:25, archived)
# not at first glance no
now however i cant look away
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:29, archived)
# indeed you did
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I don't remember that one! gleeeee


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:27, archived)
# ha ha, his hardest case yet!
He would solve it. But the irony is, he does his best detecting when he is smoking his pipe!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I imagine this case could be solved just by him sitting down
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# I read that as Pie..
and was going to say it's in my belly...

Nings x
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:46, archived)
# lo sausage lady! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# haha

www.maidenart.co.uk/images/holmesandwatson-2.jpg
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/holmesandwatson-3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:30, archived)
# oofh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:31, archived)
# ha ha ha Dr Watson, had a hard time of it.....

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:39, archived)
# haha
We should have a Shelock Holmes compo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Oh yes please!
*forms queue*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:46, archived)
# ^ :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
# That win the internets, no fair you have a head start :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
# ha ha, oh dear me.
A spanging is due for that...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
# He's also likely
to get done for a bleach of the peace.


(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:46, archived)
# haha I shouldn't laugh when I'm holding a frying pan ready for some serious spangage!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Tough Crowd, Arts no good :(
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:33, archived)
# little flouncy there if I may say so...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Just tired old chap. Flouncing requires the flouncee to leave no?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:39, archived)
# No - but there was no need to get flouncy as all your replies have been in the positive
you know b3ta well enough to know if you ain't being called a "cunt" then it's all win! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
# I is tired, leaves me alone.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:43, archived)
# wake up doog!
join me in a conga - I'll lead
do doo doo doo, cmon and do the conga
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Happy Wax Fire Stick Day
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
# chees maiden
fancy a conga?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Of course
*joins conga*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# No I believe it is possible for one to flounce without actually flouncing out...
Lots of stuff slips through the gaps in the morning - it's when b3tans tend to be making tea/waking up/in very rare circumstances actually doing work. I wouldn't take it as a slight.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I didn't really, I've just ordered a new tablet and will be ditching the scanner later today, wanted to see what "photocopied" screwed up paper looked like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# I await the CDC with bated breath.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# oooh get her
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:37, archived)
# :P
Edit. You're right, I apologise unreservedly.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Now that's just un-called for.
Edit - nicely done. Considerate b3ta-ing FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Although it now looks like I poked out my tongue and you called it uncalled for LOL
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:07, archived)
# That's Tracey Emin's design folder! You made a new art!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:37, archived)
# I looked at that for several minutes
trying to find a cleverly origami'd cock or somethng.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# He / It Suits a deer stalker!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:39, archived)

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