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# Let's see those jazz hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I knew it.....
utterly Spineless
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# UGLY DANCER!!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:20, archived)
# This is beer goggles Cameron.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Trying to distract us from the lack of ploicies again then

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# It's a wibbly wobbly world we live in!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# woo hoo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Kitty is not convinced
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# haaha :)
he's actually a mewslim
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I thought he
was a hairy kitshna
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# could be a catolic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# nah, if anything
he's a pawdestant. Possibly an epawscopalian
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# He's Catvian Orthodox.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# No, he's definitely one of them hippy new-age whisccans.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] wut?

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# dragon's den
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# They really are cunts that lot
I was watching it last night and they spent 15 mins ripping the shit out of this german guy's idea, then offered him the money for half his business (which he reluctantly accepted), then when he walked out of the room fully high-fived each other and said what a fucking great deal they'd got and what an awesome product it was. Poor bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Multiple cases of Worms?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# It's an epidemic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Only one cure is effective enough:
A pointy hook and worm bait.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# That's going to leave a mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# It already has.
That's a blue carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Haha!
Nice.

Random Threadjack: I've just been sent a one hour wi-fi voucher code for BT Fon / Openzone Hotspots for answering a survey. I get this through work anyway. Is it useful to anyone? First come first served.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:59, archived)
# YAY
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I wonder ...?
What is this brown thing the dog is painting with his ass on the clean green floor?
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Built in battering rams
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:50, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:59, archived)
# must've eaten too much moon dust

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:11, archived)
#

And, rather randomly; a quick pick of the 1942 raid on St Nazaire.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Yoink!
So hot it's flaming.
EDIT: I predict the arm will come alive and wriggle like mad, scaring them shitless or the arm will carry on burning, in turn setting them on fire and scaring them shittless in equal measure.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Yoink is a great word, innit?
My favourite of all the onomatopoeia!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Skulls for the throne of Khorne?
Also, inb4Cenaris

[edit]FUCK[/edit]
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Sorry
Just sorry :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Haha
Hilarious tasteless shenanigans ensue!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# the Charge of the Campbeltown picture is most awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I was listening to the Clarkson documentary on it while doing some work yesterday.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I'm busy doing hew haw and watching ea's gamescon conference :)
live-event.ea.com/gamescom/live/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# what Prodge said
I am in awe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Yeah that's bloody great that is.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# ^this, 100% wholeheartedly.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I like the boat

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# hello Waspy
Slow day?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Personally, no - rarely get slow days these days

bored though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Mmmm, zombie barbecue!
and the Campbeltown is fab.

*disappears again*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# You do amazing things with light (or the inference of it)
Absence of dark I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Clarkson did a one off program about the raid on St Nazaire
"If THIS raid was an animal, it would be a WOLF with a MACHINE GUN!"

is what he didn't say
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I'm annoyed
he's NOT a Robot...

he's almost totally 'armless now.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# There's no arm in that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:42, archived)
# LIES

Click for bigger (60 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# That's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)
# "Roger, Huston, retrieving you loud and clear".
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I expected to see the teapot cockman reflection
glad I didn't
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:22, archived)
# must've eaten too much moon dust

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# it's a small step for..there's a what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Oh gay spiderman, how much troible you caused!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Haha
I love Peter Crouch
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I have been playing around with Photoshop CS5 content aware fill
And making some nice family photos into really boring ones:


More here
And here
And here
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:56, archived)
# It's an epidemic
all the world's kids are dissapearing.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Hello, lovely people of /board
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)
# alright max
Seen his username? That's the name of my band tat is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I demand royalties
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# :D
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# She's hogging that boinker!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
tremendous!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# :D
Naughty daughter
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# No no no
stella artois :D
(herman:D, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Ha
It's if like Stalin hated babies.
(Eleleth, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Play all you want
can't view them from work :(
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Nice!
In the second one it's the top pic that looks 'shopped, very clever.
(Meagrom, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hover baby, likes to hover...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Content Aware FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# So that's what happened to Maddie?
Too soon? Not soon enough? Too obvious? Oh well, it's too late now; I've said it already.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Does it work well with the default settings ?
I was playing about with Gimps resynthesizer ( www.logarithmic.net/pfh/resynthesizer ) for a while, and it worked pretty well once you got used to it, and wondered how good the CS5 version actually was.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:29, archived)
# Harry, Ron and Hermione (and a picture frame that looks like it has wangs on the corners because my subconscious is a strange place)
Hosted by imgur.com

Edit: The full size is 3000 pixels across for some reason (I forgot to resize the scan before I started to colour, no wonder photoshop was running clunky at points) and you can see details such as the book Hermione is reading is of course "Hogwarts: a History", etc).
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Wot no Crookshanks?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I wanted to draw them at the start of book 1, Crookshanks didn't come in until book 2 (yes I'm sad enough to know)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Aha!
I only commented cos I was impressed by the little Scabbers.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
# You should write a series of books based on these characters
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
# He could probably get away with making it incredibly derivative
and writing very poorly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah, and with a bit of luck get lots of adults to claim it's actually really good.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Now that is subliminal
A wizard did it. Not Harry.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Needs more "resting upon a british soldier's coffin" for more political effect
...wait a min, no it doesn't :)

Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)
# FRUITS!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I love Neil Gaimen's Books of Magic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:46, archived)
# nice...
btw, one of your wangs is the wrong way round.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I noticed when I started inking it, reached for the tip-ex to find I was out, swore and then just thought "sod it"
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Or three of them are
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:01, archived)
# \0/-yay! I was just watching that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Lest we forget


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Q&S
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)
# his face is chilling.
it is completely without expression
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# yay gurney!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# funny cos it's true
click
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# pow!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Damn good point...
...damn well made.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# ooofh :)
top 'shop sir
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Is that the war criminal?
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Not always a fan of your polemic.
This is spot on though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Ooof
very suttle
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:59, archived)
# D:
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# best thing ive seen on here in ages
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Heh, it's funny because we're all rich westerners living off the plunder of wars historical.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# I've got battles to fight and Rights to right...Power to the people!
'

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:18, archived)
# ^ Foxey
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Freedom for Tooting
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I thought that.
But I'm glad someone else said it for me. I'd also like to point out that we're also living off the plunder of much more recent wars than that, if the anti-war lobby are to be believed; if it really was all for oil, then that's what's paying for social security and the NHS - and the latter saves thousands and thousands of lives every year. It's complicated, this ethics lark.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Outstanding...
WooYay!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!!
*Click*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Bang.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# well i for one congratulate tony
for his selfless act of donating the profits of war his book in an effort to promote his new book.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Good stuff!
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Simply brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I'm not into the political satire much
but that is pretty much spot on.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Too true.......
Click....
You're straight in at number one on the populer page!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# ^ Smug Git !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Fucking smug war criminal
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# That's just awesome and so very spot on. I *was* coming here to post a pic I did but I'll wait a bit as I don't want to knock this off the top
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# it's been there for ages..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Bugger it then
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# yeah nice work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)
# *hard click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Absolutely soup herb
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Utter genius
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Too fucking true.
Well done.
(McChaff, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Wow
I'll just delurk to say how good I think this is. Absolutely spot on, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# no.7 in a series of 1236
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Can we vote on what happens next?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I vote for something involving lasers

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# yes you can
as long as it's nasty
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# She goes Lorena Bobbitt on him. At the weekend.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# anyone who actually votes for that ad needs marching out to the street to be shot
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I vote she goes into a coalition with Maureen Lipman
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Game over Man, game over!
that's a terrifying though
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I vote for something sexy to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# ...involving lasers?

www.lazertits.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# this ^
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I'm a tad ris
I'm aware there is an ad for BT that's about it. TV is shite.
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# she is a zombie lolz
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# No
She's just been punched in the face a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Bitch fuckin' deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:49, archived)
# You sick warped twisted little bastard...
I love it!
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I was on their website earlier and this is their top suggestion:
"I feel Jane should be pregnant scared and confused. Of course it is Adam's and Adam is over the moon he jumps on the plane flies over and says lets get married....NOW! The whole family goes to a registry office and gets married ! It then jumps forward 9 months to show the baby and they are all smiling and phoning their family x"

I'll say no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# 0_0


.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I'd frighten and confuse her alright!
Phwoar!
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU'RE FIRED


Click for bigger (290 kb)
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
this one made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I don't get it
What's the invention?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# bio central heating
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Do 'The Dance' Sherlock!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Sherlock was wonderful...
until the last 10 minutes :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I thoroughly enjoyed the first two
but the third one just didn't seem to work. It felt like a 90-minute trailer for a second series.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I quite liked the first one
but it could have been faster.
Second was so bland I can't remember it, third should have had an ending not a rubbish cliffhanger
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# aye, he should have shot the explosives
blown the place up and left us wondering if moriarty had been killed or not.

but with some resolution plus open door for moriarty to return, maybe with hideious scars and an even deeper vengance against sherlock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:31, archived)
# well I'm glad you don't write for TV then.
cliche cliche cliche. The program had more than enough.
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:48, archived)
# TV is all cliche these days
just look at phil mitchell on crack story.

most of the eastenders cast are on crack anyway.

exept dot, she's a big fan of ketamin
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Ah, you've made me realise why I couldn't remember the last 10 minutes
it's because there was no ending and my brain wants there to have been one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I loved them!!
No1 and No3 especially. I thought No2 went a bit Dr Who at the end with the tunnel-Damsel-in-Distress bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Nice to have something properly entertaining on telly for a change.
My only issue is in the 3rd one where the taxi driver just waits while they both get out and wonder off. Just wouldn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# SO the fact that he puts the back stories of lives together with "clues" pulled out of his arse,
that's fine.
A taxi doesn't wait for a bit, and that fucks up the whole thing for you? There were a few other things too.

They added a fuck load of stars into the London skyline to help the "prove the painting a fake" plot along; but I guess you didn't see that. You only see, never observe!

The correct amount of stars you'll see in zone1-2 London at night is fuck all. You can see one in the day time if it's not pissing down.

CGI compositing man you failed, shame on you and I know you read this site too.
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# As William Goldman (Chinatown, Butch Cassidy, Princess Bride) said of reality in movies...
"Do you really want to watch Mel Gibson drive around the courthouse for 45 minutes looking for a parking slot?"
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Erm - Yes. He would be one of the people I'd watch do that.
In car mic and camera set to transmit teh rage!
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Okay, bad example.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I liked the first one best
the third one was too jumpy and fragmented
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:34, archived)
# At first glance, I thought that the guy on the right was Steve McQueen
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# You should have gone to Spec Savers
; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I thought it was Johnny Vegas. I only looked again when I saw your post.
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I got a new shirt


Dyslexics of the world: UNTIE!
*SHIRT CAN BE ORDERED HERE*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:27, archived)
# *giggle*
How do there mr Kick?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# fine, fine
just back from vacation.. having a little trouble staying on the work-track ;) and you?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:31, archived)
# pfff
You could sell those.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Superb.
I do rather fancy one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Reminds me of the dyslectic prostitute
who died penniless in a warehouse
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# died of a heron overdose
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Groan
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:44, archived)
# found with a noodle hanging out of her arm
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Enough!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I hope this is real and someday I spot you walking around town with this


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:45, archived)
# it's not
yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# it is now! :)
hnldesign.spreadshirt.nl/
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# excelemt
pot sopphage
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
this needs proper making and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Failed dyslexics of the world...
UNITE!
(egg1, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Top work sir!!
May I add my own *click*?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I'd buy that
if it was without the comic sans text.


And I had any money,
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Seconded...
Sans Comic Sans and I'd be all over that t-shirt like a rash on a thai hooker.
(Rikardo Montavon, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:46, archived)
# 3
. . . . 4 no 'comic-sans TeXT'. cf Dogmeat_pal's comment.
That line would lay like the land for your shirts' reverse tho.
tank yuo...
(hilarleo, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# poncefest error
if they started in 1983, wouldn't the fifth convention be in... 1987?
unless that's part of the dyslexia?

smashing t-shirt, though. i might well buy one
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# good point!
darn it
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# They took a breather year
in 1986 when the organisers mis-spelt their own names on the plane tickets and the airlines wouldn't let them travel.
(Scary Dave, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I like to think
That their fifth annual convention would be in 1979
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Like it!
Seen this:

xkcd.com/745/
(SimianKid internet faffer, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Good work...
...I'd wear that.

In a similar vein:
stevetilley.tumblr.com/post/814668695/ive-been-carrying-this-around-in-my-wallet-for
(minimalist ..., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Me too
I'd wear a shirt like that with pride.
(xixax, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I don't get it. Then again, I am dyslexic.
Just kidding. If you do make the real thing, you ought to put the Comic Sans part on the back. And perhaps change the font on that, because people seem to hate Comic Sans. I think it's because everyone associates it with poorly-written Word documents.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Taint the font!
It's the "Bit/kill" Dogmeat_pal mentioned.
The short-sharps of parody peter out to leers.
C-Sans gets used to introduce a change in POV or tone-- as quotation here.
But the joke dont change- it's stretched out.
(hilarleo, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Wahts' dxlyesia?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:03, archived)
# DNA: the National Dyslexic Association
endorses this post
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Lux fien to me.
(well done)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Sir?
I dno't get it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Puchrasing
Genius. I'll take one when they are dry please.
(hobnails on yer nuts, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Excellnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Thumbs up!
A bit overkill tho, I reckon just 'anal' would've done it
Can't really criticise as I can't come up with things of this standard in the first place :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Order yours now!!
hnldesign.spreadshirt.nl/dyslexic-convention-88-A13617691/customize/color/62
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Cat no liek Jetpack tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Giant cats
have unpredictable tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Cat is frustrated by jetpack man's lack of control
This one is fed up of lady's rubbish dance:


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Jetpack man has perfect control to jump exactly the same height every time. Dumbass cat.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Try watching this while listening to Alphabet Street...
...goes perfectly!
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# nice eye action
gosh it's quiet
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:29, archived)
# ooh ta!
It is rather :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:42, archived)
# CATPACK

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:45, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:33, archived)
# but does it ti....
oh wait.

nicely :)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# *stares*
*sees 3D yacht*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Little bit of politics. CFB, apols if bindun...
Click here to view full size
(Dermot O'Logical, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:13, archived)
# he should have spent the money on a giant statue of himself bestriding the m25
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:22, archived)
# And one of his wife's gob,
somewhere around Dartford...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Satire!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:05, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 8:23, archived)
# Yo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 8:33, archived)
# 'sup?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 8:34, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 8:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Yeeeehaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Percussion!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Pronounced 'smug', no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I was wondering when it was going to be FUCKING ON
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:24, archived)
# yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:54, archived)
# this is quite a thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:10, archived)
# This still gets me hard.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# ayyyyyyy
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# SEXY TIME

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Popetine - The End of an old Empire
In cinema May 2011
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 8:23, archived)
#
lmao
(sucklebug, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:45, archived)
#
I too, during the creative process even several times ... ;)
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)

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