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[challenge entry] Think I''ll just wait for the movie...


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(cecimasters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Nice!


And Can't find the other movie poster , so have this.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:34, archived)
# There'll be no sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:34, archived)
# NEIN, I am not ze Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)
# *checks*


nope, you're not on the list
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:13, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:15, archived)
# un cul des vaches!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)
# WTF Peter beardsley is not a hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:15, archived)
# the list don't lie!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Venn diagram needed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)
# hahahaha
Calamari Hitler FTW
edit:...ALL ACE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:43, archived)
# I'm inclined to print this and take with me at all times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:46, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Punkin' instigator!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
# the head guy at Ferrero Rocher has died in an undisclosed accident in South Africa
and I can't think of a joke.
I'm going to go and make my dinner, you'd better come up with some funnies by the time I get back B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:24, archived)
# A pun about the death of the Ferrero Rocher man? Your'e really spoiling us...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Auto-erotic asphyxiation?
Or something else embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:27, archived)
# with this ferrero rocher you're really chocking us
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:52, archived)
# at least he get buried in a fancy box
(herman:D, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:54, archived)
#
The Ambassador's Reception Wake
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Hitler on board every day
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Tea time!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# :D

(herman:D, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha
(jansenmann woo hoo, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)
#

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:57, archived)
# \o/
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Sigh
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Skarty politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Don't cross the streams!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Fez's are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)
# They are indeed.
As is this.

Edit: I had lunch with Nick Briggs once - he was completely lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# and this:
50c
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Is that on the Fiona Richmond scale?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# mmm, Fiona
Yes, yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I still love fahrenheit
*old currency kinda guy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I like how they change the scale depending on hot or cold
..."blimey - it's -3 out there!

...phew - what a scorcher - 98degrees!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)
# HAHAHA......it's ALWAYS SENSATIONAL!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# and soaraway
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Thanks, beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
# That's ok, darling
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)
# How sweet
Board needs more of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Indeed they are - I own two.
Love the image as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Alan?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:25, archived)
# You dropped this...
'Lily'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Yes indeed, I did.
Down a very deep well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Oy!
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha...

EDIT: Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)
# i'm presuming that it is lily allen.
perhaps we should leak it to the tabloids that she takes part in a purile digital arts forum?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:28, archived)
# I say, would you mind shoving it up your clunge, when you have a moment?
If it's not too much bother, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Yes, I got one for Christmas
It's ace :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_l0iqkoTY
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Is there any significance in the eagle looking to the right?
the presidential seal etc. has the eagle facing left, and it seems very 'deliberate' to focus on the eagle
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)
# ooh, didn't notice that
alt-universe, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)
# It's odd, as the seal on the floor has it facing left,
yet the eagle figure is facing right, and is deliberately focused on.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# It's possible it's for "copyright" issues (or whatever the relevant law would be)
maybe they reversed the shot, or someone screwed up in props
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I'm still intrigued by the first trailer for Series 6.
It shows Rory aboard the previous Doctor's Tardis, apparently watching a regeneration while shitting his pants..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Hm
I am now also intrigued
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I'm always hoping they'll chuck a previous incarnation in.
I got quite choked when David Tennant met Peter Davison, despite the fact it was just a 5 minute sketch for Children In Need..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:00, archived)
# see also: 'Lone Centurion' Rory and Cybermen
www.kasterborous.com/2011/04/rory-versus-the-cybermen/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Man, I love this show. Even when it went a bit rubbish in the 80's..
*narrows eyes at Colin Baker*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:09, archived)
# This is really rather nice
is there a bigger by any chance?
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:40, archived)
# 4eva
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I can't believe you skewered that pussy with the railing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Ignore the child abuse.
THIS is why I'm glad they killed him in that car crash with Diana.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Fatcat died that day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# wiv da angles
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# da baby too
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I'm fighting the urge to put the audi sign behind him with the window as a door
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I like that one you did of the guy running away from the billboard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# YEAH!...Sums up the last 4 days perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Doesn't it just
but it needs more links
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# that poor creature, they should have put it down long ago.
And the cat doesnt look very healthy either.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha! He's doing it again!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# AHAHAHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha...love this:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# your user name looks like that audi billboard
are you having some kind of laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
# ^ This

ß((►◄))ß
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
# this will never get old :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 2:17, archived)
# heems bee chubby
^___^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:58, archived)
# He didn`t hold him very long, though.
TJ: I just noticed I`m wearing shoes from different pairs, models, brands and sizes. What do I do to avoid looking like a retard with them?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# stick a sign on the odd one saying STRESS TESTING ONLY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# "My other shoe is a Porsche"
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Oh jesus, I spoke too soon: www.adidas.com/campaigns/PDS/content/?headerType=discreet&strCountry_adidascom=us
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I say go full retard. Can you get a cycle helmet from somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)
# That could be arranged
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Those weedy arms will never hold Fatcat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:29, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# TIGER
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Looking at the shoe and landscape, i'm going to go with Korean Tiger?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Hmmm. That sounds like "college boy" talk to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I need an eye doctor just to look at this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# shouldn't it be "this is an eating tiger"?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Violent fuck can be violent.
You can tell by his facial expression.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Come to Kenya!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Maybe he's on holiday..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I would'nt have started a new thread, because it's a bit crap
because it's a bit crap
..but it took me ages to do

Ah sorry atomic yours wasn't there a minute ago
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Fuck my clocks wrong again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e86omL8uzks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# ^ Fuckclocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:57, archived)
# almost midnight for me
it's gay time almost 24/7 for me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:57, archived)
# gay times and gayshift are different :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# true
still doesn't alter the fact that it's always gay :P
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Oh I agree b3ta is as gay as a brush it's always camp o clock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
#

...no need to apologize.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Keeping Busey, I see
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# that's made me laugh a little more than it should.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Question
If Luke was a bit too short to be a stormtrooper, how come the armour fitted him so well?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# because it's a film :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# No
it's real I tell you,.
(waxdart hello., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:57, archived)
# he wasn't there man.
he wasn't there
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# GAME OVER MAN
fucking game over
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] In that case, and since this is a bit 'toap'y
and since this is a bit 'toap'yI won't start a new thread either but I'll just wedge this in here...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# That's not TOAP!
The is no picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# snowscape, in a white out?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Oh Icy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Stystem!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Shit.
I hoped no-one would notice that...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
# But Atomics was there three minutes ago?
PS: You shouldn't have started a new thread, because it's a bit crap.

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# but, but, then i'll never be allowed to start a new thread
edit - it wasn't there man
it wasn't there!

oh ps, i looked to see when the last thread was created and it was 08.30, so i figured it didn't seem to matter if it dropped off the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Calm down!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# PS you shouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Pssst...
YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
Thank you for you're helps, I av know updateded it's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Thanks now there is coffee on my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:27, archived)
# That's very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I don't care what you smell!
worth the wait!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 3:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Spangly!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)
# A song in your honour sir.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J39O_LkRthU
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Step aside!
What a beautiful explosion!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Did this a while back


I fucking hate Jack Vettriano
(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:49, archived)
# ^applauds sentiment about JV^
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:09, archived)
# That's a keeper!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Glitter can survive a direct hit from a bazooka.
Fucking stuff lives forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Not done one of these in ages

B3tans and gentlemen I give you Optimus Prime
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Looks like a scarab doing an X-Wing impression
(nice:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
# He is a bit...beetley isn't he?
I might have a crack at Megatron in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and Megatron!


bah 15x13 pixels doesn't quite capture his great evil :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Very nice...
but what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# He's meant to look a bit like this
applecorestudios.deviantart.com/art/G1-Optimus-Prime-Head-176613965
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# What a helmet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)
# wants
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# taa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Hey!
Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)
# He haz candle!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# cheers doc
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# *waits for it to transform*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Bumface will show no mercy.
I'm kidding - it's lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] First past the post is a much simpler system. Everyone wants tofu.
(ohp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
Bacon is the king of foods

*see post below
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# THIS! ^
it's the only food that can be a snack, part of a meal and can be eaten anytime of day, without someone thinking there's something weird about it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)
# This is nonsense
marinaded in gibberish, and served on a bed of balderdash.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I think that's what I had
Last time I ate at a restaurant in London.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Was that the Soho branch of 'Poppycock'?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# That's for dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# The Folderol with Raspberry Coulis
is supposed to be stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# as I recall it didn't actually have a legible 'name' it had a symbol instead.... (pint-sized-musico-Prince-stylee)
I think that should have warned me from the start.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# It's never a good sign, is it?
no pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Tofu is
the scrapings from beneath the Devil's larger toenail.

Foie Gras FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I really wish I'd never tried foie gras.
It's much easier to be ethically repelled by something if you don't know how delicious it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Very true.
It's kidneys for me. *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I have no moral objection to kidneys.
I refuse to eat them simply because they're boagin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Oh, I have no moral issue,
Like you, I just find them repellent. See also Broad Beans.

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# They're just baby kidneys.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I thought that was kidney beans?
Also *boke*

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# here. that's braw. Do you mind if I use the Scottish version?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# hahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# This explains it!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I aint tried it... I am quite willing to try balut though.. so I may give foi gras a turn
if some one buys it for me to try.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# That's the second time in a couple of days that I've heard balut mentioned.
It sounds truly revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
# yup.. this is why hopefully I will never end up in china
so my mouth never gets any trousers.. or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# It's OK.
Other foodstuffs are available.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I mean I've said I would eat it
so I'm now hoping I never get into a situation where I will find it available to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Hmmmm.
Not sure I could go to that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# mmm the sumptuousness of deliberately diseased livers.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# That's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Don't forget the cruelty.
The tasty, tasty cruelty.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)
# There are far too many Ham Touchers
and what the hell is Tofu made of anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# cock cheese and phlegm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# bean curd, made by coagulating soy milk
all of those words just spell delicious :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Yum yum get in my tum!
that sounds so much better than a bacon sandwich with crispy lettuce and tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# only because of the conditioning your brain has been through to accept "bacon"
read this if you have time:
www.animalsandsociety.org/assets/462_mitchellsa.pdf
fascinating stuff about how the brain accepts things like animal farming in the same way people did the holocaust.
Genuinely great read for anyone interested in how the brain works.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# 21 pages probably don;t have time since I should be setting off to work in 10minutes or so
I suppose if you were brought on tofu and such then you'd be used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I don't think the jews were as tasty as bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Jews are almost 100% bacon free
so they are the healthier choice.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
# The free range ones
are far too expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I'm against the battery farm variety
they suffer so much.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# That's outrageous I can't believe you said that!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# *skim-reads*
Well, that looks like nonsense. It utterly ignored the differences between persons and non-persons - comparing animal husbandry to the holocaust is only going to be plausible if you think that farm-animals are persons, or Jews non-persons. Both of these would be false.

The language is loaded, therefore question-begging.

Also, this paper ignores all the important philosophical work that's been done on animal welfare in the last 40 years - it doesn't even cite Singer or Rachels, who would be plausible allies, let alone give a hearing to those who think that nonhumans are of little to no moral importance.

How does stuff like this pass peer-review, grumble grumble.

Right: I'm off to spend an afternoon doing real philosophy. Dispassionately. With arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# that's some impressive skin reading, you seem to have missed all the points and taken it to be about something that it isn't
the holocaust comment I made is a very tiny comparison made almost as an aside, its not what the blokes paper is about.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I imagine the rationale is the same for most things people consider unpleasant.
So long as it's not going on under your nose and there's offical sanction, it's okay, even when it's not. That said, pigs aren't animals and they're very tasty, whereas jewish people aren't tasty and complain more
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# I'm reading it in a bit more detail at the moment.
There's a lot of highly morally loaded language in there, and precious little argument to support it. And there remains a big, big, big problem along the lines that comparing treatments of different kinds of animal in this way is only ever going to be more than empty formalism if there is some serious sense in which the animals are morally comparable. That doesn't seem to be established here.

I simply don't buy the argument - not least because the important bits are left out.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# I skimmed your comments
and they sound like, "I like meat, they're animals, shut up".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Pigs have a lot to answer for
I mean, pork chops are vile.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I skimmed your post
It sounded like 'comments..sound..meat'. Coincidentally the new album by Nine Inch Nails.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I skimmed my stone across your pond
and now we're caught in a sexual allegory :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# is that business or pleassure?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
# As a counterpoint:
www.lloydianaspects.co.uk/opinion/veggie.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# This person sounds terribly naïve
"Whenever and wherever possible, it is important that nonhuman farming be portrayed as abusive in its essential character, even in its supposedly more benign forms such as “free range,” “traditional,” or “grass fed.” It needs to be apprehended by the public as a system in which nonhumans are held captive, mutilated, controlled, impregnated, castrated, and killed."

...what did they think happened on farms?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Those few lines
are enought to tell me there is no point me reading the article.

I do hope everyone's high horses are being treated ethically though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# My inlaws have farms
I a few days in December as a hand on a farm for pigs and cattle - sorry, I mean an institution for the abuse of nonhumans.

Mmmm, tasty, tasty nonhumans.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# but that's the point, the masses don't think that happens
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)
# 0_o
You see ^This^ is whay I hate the fact the internet is text based... I simply can't tell if people are being sarcastic or genuine. I really hope you don't mean that :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Of course I'm being sarcastic - I love BLTs
as for Tofu I've never ventured to try it but my brain immediately tells me as I've tasted soya milk before then Tofu isn't going to be a pleasant experience.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# it's almost tasteless
with the texture of sheep brains
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Now I'm really hungry
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Tofu
is ok as a 'carrier' of flavour. I had a nice sweet and sour tofu once, but it was the sauce, not the tofu that made it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Yeah I figured that was the case. Still not tempted though.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# My mate got handed some tofu
at the end of a long day touring a factory in China. He'd never had it before and thought it would be like cheese. The taste was so weird he immediately brought up his lunch in front of half a dozen horrified chinese businessmen and his chortling workmates.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# In some countries that's a sign of a delicious meal!
or is that diarrhea?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# :D
it's like cream cheese cross bred with rubber with all the flavour removed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# That's a fair description.
The Chinese had got it into their heads that every meal should be a banquet for their wonderful English customers who were buying all their stuff. After 2 days of glistening meat and rich, oily sauces something had to give.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# When I was a kid,
I used to confuse the word "tofu" with the word "futon".

I can remember which is which now. One is tasteless and chewy; the other's a kind of sofa-bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# If any party brought bacon to my doorstep whilst canvassing, I would vote for them.
At the last election, when the Conservative bloke rolled up on our street, I said I'd vote for him if he gave me £20. Apparently this is illegal, even though I promised I wouldn't tell anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Much as I can only barely stomach tofu
I'd vote for it if it meant an end to pig farming :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# But surely
an end to pig farming would mean an end to pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# as a farmed commodity yes
but there's no reason to kill the entire species in spite
Although I imagine a lot of farmers would
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
# to stop the uprising the farmers would need to go like Saddam Hussain and gas the herds
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Ooooof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I doubt
there is much natural environment for them now in this country, and the wild ones would soon be killed illegally. Like the wild boar.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# no, absolutely, same with cows
but there's nothing stopping people continuing to keep them as pets!
We created the problem, it's now clearly a major cause of damage to both our environment and health, so it kind of makes sense that we should find a solution
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I have this odd feeling you don't live in a flat.
Edit: because, obviously keeping them as pets in an urban environment is so clearly not practical.
I'd like to point out that I'm going on a pig-rearing course for a few days next month, in order to get a proper handle on when I have some outside space and decide to start keeping my own pigs.
I'm not being flip with you at all, I'm just intrigued by your somewhat didactic approach.

Edit Edit: Realises, all too late that he's got me on ignore anyway. Hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# if it's any consollation I enjoyed this comments reasonableness
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# I've never
used the ignore button, even on that bloke who really hated me on here.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Well, once again, Ms Lunch
You show us all a better way.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# *hugs back*
Well, life's too short.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# snap :D
I like being easy going.

EDIT: actually that's a lie... I ignored myself once to see what would happen.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)
# What did happen?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# all my posts vanished from the board
and then I had a mild flap about how to undo it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# me? I haven't got anyone on ignore, I was just outside trying to fix a bit of fence
Sorry, I didn't mean to come across as didactic, this seems to happen a lot which is odd as all I think I'm doing is having a pleasant conversation.
Sorry again
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Hey Toasty,
No bother whatsoever, I was only wondering as you seemed very clear on your point. ....and then it all went quiet.

*firm handshakes*

Contrary to my normal 'let's all eat revolting foods' cant that I put on the board; Animal welfare is something I truly believe in and actively campaign for, but I guess I couch it more in terms of also providing as humane a means of food supply as possible to those who choose to eat meat.

I'm completely with where you're coming from from, though. My only caveat, I guess, would be that link to the South African academic's piece, which I'm finding a little too 'right on' to be practicable.
All in all, not an easily solved problem.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:55, archived)
# yep, I only said that it was a good read
I'm fascinated about how the brain works. Especially how posting a document that I thought was a good read makes people think I'm making a political or ethical statement :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I suspect the solution will probably end up being
some new hyper level of intensive farming.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# if there's more money to be made then yes, I'm sure it will be
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# You are being cynical today Toasty.
I think demand is the main driver for bacon production, not profit, although naturally that plays a huge part.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Bacon is good for my health!
Just the smell of it makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Absolutely right!
Similarly, people who are afeared of rats should stop generating so much waste for them to live in
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# There's good eating on a rat
if you clean them and cook them thoroughly. Just watch out for them heavy metals...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# You can't milk them either.
If only bacon wasn't so delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
# if we stop the oppression they will rise up in an orwellian nightmare and seize control of the farm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
# All pig farming?
Or the evil Danish Intensive manner of production?

Edit: Actually, there's a clue right there. 'Production' as opposed to 'Farming'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# They all feed at the public trough
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Tofu toucher
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
# BACON
King of foods
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
# ha ha, does it cure baldness?
love it as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# It causes it
but it`s bacon!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# ^ this
Undeniably this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Bacon:
Worshipped by anencephalics everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# They love it, though they can only imagine the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# hehe
lovely, plus odd as there seems to be a few bacon references in my world atm, have i missed some international bacon news?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Baconologists recently discovered the deliciousness gene
and are hoping to genesplice it into muffins, bananas and insects.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# i had two bagels today
each with 4 crispy bacons and a fried egg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I had a BLTC (Bacon Lettuce Tomato and Cheese)
on Sunday morning on toasted bread with a bit of Reggae Reggae sauce. Cor. *salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# sounds nice, apart fromt he tomato
REGGAE RAGGAE SAUCE MON!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)
# sweet sweet baykins
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Having just been reading the conversation in the thread above
Seeing this on scrolling down caused me to vibrate with pleasure!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Indeed, a weird coincidence that two similarly themed posts
appear at once. Or is it?

(It isn't.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# could be worse
could be hams...
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)
# a small fluff monster

Also, new look web site and facebook page...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I just want to hit it with a club. It's so cute.
(waxdart hello., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
# its so fluffy!
:)

**Said in the despicable me type way! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# this needs more love
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Eagleheart (It's a bit like Walker Texas Ranger)
Are you watching Eagleheart yet? You should be...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=atsYN4hOokQ&NR=1

Each episode is only 11 minutes, they're all on YourTubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Awfully sorry, but it's obligatory.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# shit, wrong reply
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# that's ok, i put it down there v
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# oohhhhhhhh crap....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# go and sit in the naughty corner
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Sphincter tightening realisation response
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Holy Mother!
*fears massively*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# It's just a clown!
Clowns are funny, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:48, archived)
# *cowers under desk*
Well, sometimes.... I guess...*

* No! Never - they are the very stuff of nightmare!!!

*runs away screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Clowns live under desks.
don't hide there!
(waxdart hello., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Darn It....
Foiled Again!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# *Sphincter loosening fear response*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)
# 0_o

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# GaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Keep calm and carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:58, archived)
# find a happy place..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# best gif ever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# BAPTAZIA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# EDDIE MUUUUURPH-Y
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Lordy he got tha spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Holy fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# are a very muchly awesome band
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# You wan buy dvd?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# what he said^^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Naughty Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# well that's fucking odd
(waxdart hello., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)
# would...wouldn't...would...etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# have haven't have haven't
(waxdart hello., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Pete
Burns is looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)
# david walliams
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# is audi having a joke
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I say, old chap,
This might be something those coves over at links may want a gander at. Just a thought, you understand.

More Port?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Come on
you know better than this, I'm disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
# How to hide an elephant, you say?

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# elephant in a jar! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# but how does it smell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Jamaica?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# *calls RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# you know
ive seen these kittens in jars - someone should do something about that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# *wheely-bins*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# JAIL FOR GEOFFY BALE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# bit late for the how to hide an elephant compo aren't you?
it finished a year and 3 months ago.




EDIT: that elephant just got lighter!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# i'm just a bit slow
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# yes I know.. I've seen your facebook statuses...
:O!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)
# git
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# at your service :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# That was one of the most fun compos.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Yeah I really enjoyed it, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:53, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Bonsai Elephants - the next big thing (literally)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# mindpiss :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Holy Jeebus!
That's both disturbing and excellent.

*is conflicted*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# hehe
ta:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# NICE!
* Is he hiding from a mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# haaha
maybe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha!
Looks more like a Cthulhu in a jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# new to from yoyco
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# ah, and that will be how you fit 4 of them into a mini
top shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)
# 2 in the front 2 in the back
a bit like sex :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
#
Woo
(herman:D, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:15, archived)
# That's illogical webhead
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# hehehe
ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
spocktor octavious
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# the colour reflectiness in the metal is rather splendid
top woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Yay
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Dr Spoktopus
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Mr Spock
he was never a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Spock Oc
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Woo, yay, etc.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Mathematics House Night

Click for bigger | My site, of all things
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha this is all the win and none of the lose
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# The loos are through the door on the left...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Thanks I was burstin'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I like this harder than I should.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# this = marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# this is the pictoral equivilent to charlie sheen.
and by that i mean WINNING! not of his head mental and knobbing two young girls.

actually, i'm not sure which one it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I only don't get the henri poincaré one
as I have never heard of him.

massive dollops of awesome with a light sprinkling of talent envy.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Euclid throws some shapes, I hear.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# This needs an expansion
because this is awesome.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Lovely!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
# This made my whole day better
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Haha, hard sums and fat beats
just cheered me up no end!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# yay!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Yes yes yes and yes
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Infinitely WOO
Upon further inflection, I believe they have the logarhythm.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Any voting system that expects someone to be able to count to 5 is doomed.


The Binary choice was confusing enough for many.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Alien Llyn
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Did you know that Token Woo was one of the Lily Allens on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# No..
* That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)
# ^ needs more 'ironic' racism, bigotry, puerile stereotyping, stolen punchlines, shoddy dialog, general shitness *has embolism*
/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Nurse!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I really am sorry,
but I despise the axis of Lucas/Wailliams for the majority of their TV secretions*

Format Pitch: 'Come Fly With Me'
Well, it's sort of Little Britain in an airline, we based it on Airport, but we'd thought we'd add in some more lazily drawn charicatures and stereotypes.
Now, how much will you pay us?

* as in anal
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Totally agree with you
Massively lame effort
(Lurchio, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# ... And that's just Nigel Farage
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Well, there is that...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I'm not the biggest fan of ironic racism
but I do quite enjoy saying "it's funny because it's true" after saying something grossly offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# On the other hand,
I quite enjoy saying 'I hope they both die in a freak yachting accident'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# There is a lot of ironic racism/bigotry about and it's hard to tell just how ironic it's meant to be
or how much of this so-called "irony" is just a thinly veiled disguise for actual racism/bigotry.

But that's probably thinking too much about the problem and not enough of not giving a toss and moving on to more fun stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ^ this
Couldn't agree more!

Now prepare to feel the power of the Dark Side off switch!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# *checks rules*
No you're not!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
# That's a matter of opinion ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I have mildly conflicting views about this
but I do think offence is caused by the person who's been offended. If you're not offended it's not offensive... so they're more to blame than the construct of tubular vibrations, tongue slaps and mouth contortions that make up language.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# So what you are actually saying is that if someone is offended by the way they are treated or talked to
then it is their own fault for taking offense and nothing to do with the way they are being talked to?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# i may be being deliberately obtuse.. but pretty much.
I'll phrase it this way.

My friends take the piss out of me... I laugh along and find it funny

Someone else takes the piss out of me... I get upset and think the world is a terrible place filled with shits.

The words can be the same but it's how i'm interpreting it that's causing me upset.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# The difference is that you know your friend is just taking the piss and is at the end of the day still YOUR friend.
Someone off the street talks to you like that who you've never seen before you have the perfect right to be upset.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# yeah I agree that you have the right to be upset if you want to be
but equally it is possible to not give a shit and get on with your day.

I've always thought the world would be a nicer place if everyone took themselves less seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I know... I know.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Then we would have a world of trolls
where everybody would be complete shits to everybody and should anybody dare to get offended then that's the perfect excuse to step it up a notch a be even more mean and vindictive. The problem with society at the moment is the lack of basic respect for people and their individuality people do not want to be talked to like the way you are suggesting they want their day to go as smoothly as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# that's the opposite of what I think we'd get.
if you don't take offence trolling can't happen... a troll is trying to deliberately wind you up... don't get wound up and the troll has nothing to feed on.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# So for example a bloke might have a bigger than average nose let's say
he goes to work and his work colleagues start with "Hey you big nosed bastard, how's thing?" - "Hey I'm fine and you know what I do have a bigger than average nose and I'm totally fine with you defining this as a main attribute to who I am!" and so his day go along.

Come on think about what you are saying - it's simplistic to think to nobody is ever going to be offended which would work out fine if you were "perfect" and nobody said anything insulting to you but us less than perfect people would be food for the trolls regardless of how we reacted.

Trolls happen whether we ignore them or not - they just become more embolden and seek further ways to annoy, that's why trolls who persist are banned from forums such as b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Speaking as a ginger(hahahahaha), I've had a lot of shit thrown my way
I don't mind ginger jokes as long as they are funny... someone pointing out the obvious (big nose, skin colour, etc.) isn't offensive it's just tedious.

I think we have a fundamentally different opinion on human psychology. Life takes place inside our minds. What mood you are in will effect how you see the world outside. Life, to me, is all a matter of perspective... and I think I'm the one in control of that perspective so if my view of what is happening upsets me I think at some level I should take some of the blame for that.

I'm gonna stop there as I'm verging a bit to close to Charlie Sheen "I just blinked and cured my brain" territory.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I'd just finish by saying life doesn't exist solely in the mind it exists in our environment as well
it's a symbiotic/dynamic relationship between the two. We are as much a product of our environment as our environment is a product of us and what we think cannot be taken with the exclusion of our environment nor can we change our environment without fundmentally changing ourselves and the way we think too.

I too was born a "ginger" but I refused to be defined as such and therefore got the respect that I fought for - and that meant taking offense to non-gingers taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I started taking the piss better than they could.
I could explain more thoroughly where my thought process comes from but it would require me to go on about being bi-polar which I cannot really be arsed with.

I'm going to take a guess and say that if you took a locust of control test you're result would come out as external. Where as I'm more of an internal.. hence this difference of opinion.

EDIT: as this a debate on an internet forum: "You know where people took offence? Nazi Germany that's where!"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)
# so to follow that
do you think a person who would normally be offended should just suck it up, or is it acceptable and just to take offence?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# You leave my fecking fence where it is
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I think they should do what they want to do.
as long as they don't want to cause actual physical harm over something that is intangible and essentially imaginary.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Damn.
Does the 'yatching accident' count?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Not if the accidental payoff to my off shore bank account doesn't bounce
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I thought I'd give series 2 (or possibly 3) of little Britain a go
One of the first sketches was a sad old man character who'd bought a Thai bride.
It was so gut-wrenchingly embarrassingly awful that I stopped watching and have never bothered since.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Nothing to do with their sense of humour but more down to the fact they are just so fucking unfunny
which puts me off Little Britian altogether the only saving grace of the series is Tom Baker but I think he too is being exploited by 2 unfunny twats. Just my opinion and therefore as my opinion cannot be interpreted as being in anyway offensive* ;)

(* Irony)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# It's all about big glowy balls (Blender 3D)

Click for Bigger Balls
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# ooh
I bet they make a buzzy noise
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# They vibrate too
this is the future of mobile phones a big glowy ball held to the ear playing music and making phone calls is what every young trendy thing will be doing!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# That's a link
one wouldn't normally choose to click ;-)

Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# The yellow one looks really sad...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# He knows what the other two are planning to do with him.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# O_O
O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Unhappy balls are unhappy
Edit: Mindpiss ^
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# fantastic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Cheers Simon
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Having liked this,
I clicked 'I like this'.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Having stated that you liked my render and therefore clicked that you like it, I thank you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# zOMG! Radioactive Audi-driving aliens who like Goastse!


Board has been told, I may now relax.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# No offence but I'm sick of it - SICK OF IT, I TELL YOU!
Or maybe just sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I'm not coming in to work today as I'm sick.
How sick?
Well, I'm in bed with my sister. That do for a start?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Pfft!
I'm actually just hungover but am remedying it with lunch.
I bought an 'organic meze boost box' from tesco and it has:
falafels, cous-cous salad, feta, olives, tomato, gherkins, houmous & spinach leaves.
All for £2.50 *credit-crunched Geoff*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I can't say I like the ingredients,
but that's a bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# It was pretty meh in the end
Not enough falafel, too much cous-cous. It was more medicinal than anything else.
I think I'll have booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

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