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# just one more thing, bye bye columbo :(

picture drawn by the man himself what I cherish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Posting someone else's work, huh?
Tell it to the judge, Goebbels

Goodnight Pete Fuck x :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
# his is better than mine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# hahah oh fuck I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# All the evidence is purely circumstantial
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Damn that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
# That's ace...
Please do a series.... Kojack, Starsky and Hutch, Cagney and lacy, the professionals ect.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)
# ^this
please
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Ditto
This is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Yes.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# that's completely woonderful
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Oh that is marvellous.
Mr. Falk will be sorely missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Ace!
*click*
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Holy shit, that's a bit good
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
# absolute class!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Woo:D
(herman:D, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha utterly brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Sir,
just one more thing? Did you slit this person open, or a meringue?
(Scottish accent required for the above joke)
(Cosa Nostril, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 3:51, archived)
# really love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)
# ah, poor columbo.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# 1) Lovely
And 2) what nice neat nails you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# All the better for scratching your eyes out with, my dear
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
# I chew them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Faq!
I mean...Fuck! ............... :'(
There was a man who played his role to perfection.
Awesome drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
# That's all Falks....
How did you finish up with the picture?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Very sad loss :(
That's one helluva memento mate :) He's gonn
drive them mad at the gates of heaven with his questions
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
# .(
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
# lovely! i expect that'll be worth a bit now.
on a similar note, about a month ago me and the missus threw away 2 signed ryan dunn photos because neither of us had a clue who he was.
Just checked ebay and theyre going for $50 each.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Woah - cool!
Edit: shit, he's dead :(


As usual, I get my celebrity death news from b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
# im pretty sad about this
thanks for posting that picture
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# He drew that himself.
How old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)
# I bet he's got a
rapidly ageing stumpy-legged self portrait in the attic.

It's probably where he got the idea for all those zombie drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)
# He said "HOW OLD ARE YOU"...
Are you that old you're going deaf.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)
# I'm just confused as to what he means by it
if he's suggesting Peter Falk wasn't a great charcoal artist then he can fuck off and do some research
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:04, archived)
# I know....I'm just being silly and joking, I forget my sense of humour doesn't cross over to text very easily sometimes ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
# I can't speak for him, but I took it to mean the picture must have been drawn quite a while ago,
and by asking how your age he was implying that you must be quite old.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# That's how I read it, too.
And proof above proves that he's a GRUMPY OLD FART!

And incredibly talented grumpy old fart but a grumpy old fart nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)
# sad news,
I love that picture though.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
# thats damn impressive
what's the story. we need how's when's and whatfors!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
# :D
£10 4 it:D
(herman:D, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Did I get it right?
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
# ooh ooh ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# vector cross hatching
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Well, others have experienced saltier flavours in their time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Snowy is still waiting...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
# WE DEMAND INSTANT RESULTS
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
# "Dirty old acid casualty"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
# That's heartening.
I was expecting "TL;DR"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
# LO;TR
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# COCKFACE GHOST
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)
# carbon footprint
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# arf!
(liked yr pic down below, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
# ty...please burn it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
# If I could wave a magic wand and relieve all your suffering, I'd do so.
But I fear there's no wand and no magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
# You're magic.
Pure magic.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Kind words. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Yey!
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Bloody Noseybonk
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Allow Noseybonk to cease haunting your dreams.
C'mon, give yourself a well-earned rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# TJ : Peter Falk has died :(
wireupdate.com/wires/18388/columbo-actor-peter-falk-dies-at-83/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Oh, dear. I just wanted to ask him one more thing.
(But I'm sure that'll be addressed pictorially before long)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
# There are Robots in my Custard!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)
# They were really enjoying it.
Fuck off!

Edit: Top colouring.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Do they all have eyes on there knees?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Silly person they are other robots
Hence Robots, not robot with big knees with eyes
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)
# oh.
I thought the others were out of shot?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)
# They are robot mushrooms
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Is that because
there isn't mushroom for many more of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Into the mix . . . mixing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
# :D
nicely done

gears of war inspired character? woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Gears of what? I am assuming this is a computer game?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# War is a computer game invented at the end of the 1970s.
I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)
# ah...mushrooms!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
#


Click for bigger (300 kb)

(first one is real)


Click for bigger (257 kb)




Click for bigger (219 kb)
(Telly Toning my vagheen, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# hold me?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I think there's a message in here somewhere.
I think this is meant to speak subtley of the artist's feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
#
10k.aneventapart.com/Uploads/262/#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Marvellous.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
#
As shifting phenomena become clarified through boundaried and diverse practice, the viewer is left with a glimpse of the possibilities of our era.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# 'zactly THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
#
Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of the mind. What starts out as triumph soon becomes corroded into a hegemony of lust, leaving only a sense of chaos and the inevitability of a new synthesis.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)
# a new synthesiser...........WAHEY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# RAWK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Incredible.
Got anything for a 500 word limit?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Very apt.
His work explores the relationship between emerging sexualities and multimedia experiences.

With influences as diverse as Derrida and Andy Warhol, new synergies are crafted from both explicit and implicit meanings.

What starts out as vision soon becomes debased into a cacophony of lust, leaving only a sense of chaos and the possibility of a new understanding.

As spatial forms become frozen through diligent and diverse practice, the viewer is left with an insight into the limits of our future.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# when life gives you lemons...make sour faces
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I made lemonAIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I sold them to people who like lemons
Take that, life! I made an easy twenty quid there. Now who's laughing?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# wow!
this is awesome arts!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# ...not really.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# PIE
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
#
pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# is that crow saying "pie"?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# My . . . OH . . . My !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I puked on some paper.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# You might consider auctioning off your puke . . .
I'll start the bidding at fiddy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# You can just pick it off the street...because that's where it's heading.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Ahhhh.... He doesn't look that scary...

and in other news it doesn't look like Fred Phelps is as bad as he first appears...
♫ Fred loves Horses ♫

De-Ris (read the 1st paragraph)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
#
He was replaced without explanation to the audience after the first season by Peter Graves
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# woah!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Turned out nice again!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# You are Charlie Bronson. AICMFP
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)
# scream bloody gore.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Shouldn't have had that last drink.
Have you ever done any big stuff on canvas or something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Oh yes...I've wasted many days/months/years.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Most Woo!
I shall now gush without dignity.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Go web go!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)
# wow
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# that is
ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
# hmm
Slight mod of Secret War issue 1 cover, mayhaps?
(Walker, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)
# You are correct. It's a commissioned painting, and I used the pose from Secret War, but changed some things.
The work and paint is all me. Acrylic on canvas.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Ace....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)
# is it for sale?
i'd buy that :)
(it is a real piece i take it?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
# It is sold already.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Woo
(herman:D, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Tell me about your mother....
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Huge tits!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Rough day?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# (s)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I feel like I'm in high school again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Thanks everyone for your nice comments...it has made my day a rainbow filled journey to the clouds.... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I don't know what's going on
Or why the words "Position fuck" are written above his ass.
Oh wait...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# HIS ASS?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Or why it was the first thing that caught my eyes...
o.O
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:19, archived)
# I wrote as I thought. The cards fell where they fell.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
# THE CAKE IS A LIE!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Well that's got to be the best Valentine's day card I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Sorry it's late...luv u
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)
# O.O
Honest question, is this "funny" or a serious illustration that you got quite angry making?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# ummm....I wanted to convey to the general public how my brain torments me with these crazy thoughts.
The drawing itself is a piece of shit and doesn't deserve it's own post, but how else am I going to share the agony of which God/Satan takes great pleasure in.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# did you eat Mofaha's post, it was there a minute ago
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
# not me
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Heh
I deleted, apologies. It was too crass even by my standards.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
# 'dons tinfoil cross'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Whoa!
That's rather intense, and did he know his brain's on FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:19, archived)
# I think everyone has these thoughts.
If they don't, I'd like to switch brains...I need some (mental) rest.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
# *offers nice warm milky drink*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
# oh oh...
...clean up on aisle 9.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
# This Rohypnol is really fast-acting...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
# A few years ago I was hovering quickly between extremes of bipolarity
I wrote a lot of shit that I'm not proud of, but that helped to aliviate the inner pressure inside my skull a little, while things were adjusting themselves, physiologically.

I didn't take meds at the time, but I would advise it.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I hate meds...I'll stick to Scotch and Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# I thought you was a smoker?
Alcohol is an unhelpful drug, imo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# A friend of mine has probably taken every kind of illegal drug known by men
The only drug he didn't feel confortable about was alcohol, because it is deleterious, and every kind of experience he could have hade with it was lost in the next morning.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# I have a similar view.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I haven't taken LSD since 1990, but I'm afraid the damage is done. (I've done about 150 hits)
not at the same time O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Jesus - are you serious?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Yes. Good trips at the beginning...then bad trips at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Yeah
I did a fair amount in my time. It changes you, there's no doubt about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
# It does open the doors of perception though...and that is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Ahh...I love my drinks!
Maybe I have smoked too much hashish lately. Strong stuff. Remember the scene from the Wall, when Pink grabs a huge chunk and lights it up? I can relate to that movie, depressing as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
# I don't have those thoughts exactly
but I have my own brand of fuckups. A straight swap wouldn't suit either of us probably. I'm guessing that's true for most people.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# I can speak from experience that OCD is a bit of a headache like that
It's not all just about cleaning thoroughly.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
# ^reads too much Marquis de Sade
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Not enough...but I will.
Yesterday I saw a book of Alex Grey's work...and that just blew me away. I need to paint more like that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Whoa
I've never heard of him. That's some interesting intricate work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
# This is fantastic. In kind of a horrible way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Looks like someone needs a nice cup of tea and biscuite :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)
# St Sebastian?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# FUCK
this makes sense

:D

that's not a good sign, is it?

hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Have you broken up with your girlfriend recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# I suppose
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Destroy all the Fosters.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
# hmm
its quite close to beer o' clock...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Throw another Barbie on the barbie !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Have you got their number?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)
# next week:
jews
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
# dnf


Click for bigger (119 kb)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# inflatable tit neck pillow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# That went well.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)
# This Friday's office draw-off... (EDIT: prob should mention who it is...) John Galliano

Feel free to have a go yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Is it Aldi's next clothes designer?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Haha
Netto, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# antisemitism eh?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# What else on a Friday afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# I love this!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
#
That's brilliant sir
(number9, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Top notch!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Awwww... AWWWWWWW... AAARRRGGHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# sweet sweet mutants
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I totally want a Rabrador.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
#
Lacist!
(Good Penny, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Surprised it took nearly quarter of an hour for that to come out ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# don't push it up so far next time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# The majority of your pictures, result: success!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Partially.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
kerlick
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Is that last pic Willie Rushton?
Hahahaha!
*Click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahaha! Blimey.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# 'kin 'ell you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# And that's science!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Stay out of the lab.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Breeds apart breeds !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
# yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Very nice, though I've never watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# you should
it's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I've watched the odd clip on youtyoub, I like the Silent Skinner.
Alot of film references in it, especially Salem's Lot and IT.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# ^This
I avoided in for the whole first season, thinking it would never live up to the greatness of The League of Gentlemen and would thus ruin EVERYTHING!

It wasn't as good, naturally, but still bloody brilliant. Watched the whole first season in a night.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I have only got to the second episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Try this clip on for size...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HhpN-RlHhg
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Ace!
Fuck yeah!!!!
Clap your hands and bend your knees in time to the music.
Sleep - Hands together - as in prayer - right side of face then left. Bend head sideways.
Wave - Hands in the air - wave from side to side.
Hitch a Ride - First right hand then left. Hitch a ride (over shoulder).
Sneeze - First right hand then left - index finger under nose - say 'Atchoo!' x 4.
Walk - 4 steps forward, 4 steps backwards.
Swim - First right arm then left - as in crawl.
Ski - Hands together - ski - first right side then left.
Spray - First right arm then left in the air - as if spraying deodorant under arm.
Macho - Flex arm muscles as he-man - first right arm then left.
Horn - Hands together in front - press downward motion - make sound of horn.
Bells - First right hand then left in the air pulling on supposed rope-bell.
O.K. - First right hand then left - make O.K. sign with thumb and index finger.
Kiss - First right hand then left - blow kisses.
Comb Hair - First right hand then left - comb hair.
Wave - Hands in the air - wave from side to side.
Wave - As above.
Superman - Right arm in the air as in Superman - 4 steps forward. Shout 'Whoa!'.
Each exercise is done 4 times in time to the music except in the last round when it is only done twice.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# That's a lot of works...
What does is say, in a nut shell?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha
Tina Turner next!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Are you going to do
Tea Leaf finding Bishop's stash of Nazi Memorabilia?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I've sketched Tealeaf and Lomax together
and was thinking of doing a Hoyti Toyti/Nazi Bay coupling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# i am loving these
the silent singer one is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Can I touch your breast?
I gotta say that was one fucked up ending overall.
Exploding Nazi head,
Dead mother kept in the bath...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# i'd never put my mother in the bath
i've only got a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# And that's why so many preserve your dead relatives schemes fail
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I done a bad murder.
Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
#
(number9, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# made me chuckle, though I am a total dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Like bullets
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
#
Have to agree, definate hahahahahahahaha
(number9, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Hooray! This never gets old!
Also, that's a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# ahahaaha sexsavers, plus you have a funny name
double' ween
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# double been done before you but always funny.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Tits
Is that a mindpiss then?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I wrote this in my kitchen - true, if dull, story
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue484/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# 1ST LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Fanks Wob
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Oh I'm still thinking up titles ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# damn I knew there was something I forgot to do
tell newsletter creator that my mum was on Bizarre ER a few weeks back
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# ooh really?
what was her injury?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# she was impaled on her own sculpture
50 inches of rebar went along her arm
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Now that I've successfully suggested a B3ta newsletter title...
I'm the happiest person in the world. This has been the best birthday ever!

(I'm not joking; it is my birthday and this genuinely is the best thing that's happened to me so far today)
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Happy getting-dragged-backwards-thru-a-vagina day!!!111!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Thanks!
But I'm saving that bit til later.
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Happy Birthday COB!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Thanks mate!
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# yay for birthday unexpectedness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Huzzah!
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# that animalsbeingdicks is FANTASTIC :D
9, 10 and 13 almost made me piss myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Secret Life of Kitchener.
(Narcotic Monkey Neither a narcotic nor a monkey., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
"Your country needs YOU..for 'Bubbles' Kitchener's secret sex dungeon, Piccadilly."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# That tash must take a bit of makeup to hide :D
double, nay TRIPLE post-tastic! Sorry my internets went a bit squiffy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# does anyone have an amazing newsletter subject line for us?
looking forward to read it
because we fucking need it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# 2020 Cricket. What's all the fuss? It's 9 years away...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
# READ ALL THIS NEXT WEEK ON /LINKS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# COME ON TIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Ohhh, I was gonna go with that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I thought it was too obvious
but that fact it's getting Murray's back up makes it worthwhile I think
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Is it really? Well what a miserable cunt he is.
If only I owned a T-Shirt factory
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# one of the only good things about tennis is when you hear someone shout it
when he's playing.

that and Sabine Lisicki's bum
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I really like tennis
and think Murray is a great player.

But it's still funny
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# It was funny a couple of years ago
but it doesn't surprise me any that it gets Murray's back up abit, I think he'd rather some proper support...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I know what you mean
unfortunately there's a lot of wankers out there who will never support him because of where's he's from.

Didn't seem to bother people supporting Rory McIllroy last weekend, oddly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# No, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# ^this


Click for bigger (260 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# hahahaha! He looks so young
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# too scawny


Fuck me, I've had too many lunchtime pints, I can't remember how to post an image!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# COME ON TIM!*




*serving suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# *nudges*
Go on....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# SORRY, WE CANNOT PROCESS YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# AAARGH! ROBIN WILLIAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# GRABBING YOUR NUTS HARDER THAN LOUIS WALSH
... is rumoured to have done. But hasn't been proven.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha!
But he's not... y'know... like that... is he?... he can't be... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# PO-TAY-TOE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# THANKYOU FOR SHOPPING AT ARGOS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Doesn't really contain much in the way of news but it is mostly made up of letters and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Like it
Very Ronseal.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# nyan
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# HITTING YOUR INBOX LIKE AN OLYMPICS TICKET CONFIRMATION...NO...WAIT...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# STOP WHINING ABOUT HOW YOU ONLY GOT HANDBALL TICKETS. WHY APPLY FOR THEM IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THEM?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# It's stab a burglar to death week - Cameron said it was fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# BLAH BLAH GLASTONBURY BLAH WOMBLES BLAH BLAH JO WHILEY
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# THAT'S why it's so bloody quiet around here today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Shhhhhhhh!
Some of us are trying to pretend to work get some sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# 'YOU LIKE BUTTER', SAYS BUTTERCUP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# b3ta hacked, user details stolen, pls change your passwords
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# British Aviation Authority hacked, passwords stored as plane text
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# hackers also targeted the British Woodworking Association
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# And the Association for Interpreting SMS messages for old people
Passwords were stored as explain txt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# WHAT'S THAT DEAR? A BUDGIE?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Buckingham Palace network hacked, passwords stored as rich text
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# ADHD society computers hacked
passwords stored as hypertext...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Consignia website hacked - passwords stored in postscript
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Indonesian Islands internet servers hacked
Passwords stored as Java script.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# ITV servers hacked.
Passwords stored as Teletext.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T AFFORD A GLASTONBURY TICKET.
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Yey!
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Jo Whiley in wellies GMTRFH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# filth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# THIS WEEK'S NEWSLETTER FROM B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# B3ta shares plummet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Who with?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# JO WHILEY OR KATE HUMBLE. WHO LOOKS BETTER COVERED IN MUD?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# mud?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# MUD!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Glorious mud
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# nothing quite like it for soothing the blood
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# so follow me, follow...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Down to the hollow
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# where we can wallow in Glorious Mud!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Flanders and Swann
FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# oh gosh - I had no idea who wrote/performed it
I just remember it from school. It was one of the songs that we used to sing along to from those weird radio broadcasts. Also - Peanuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# ^What she said^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Mud.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# errr... fade to end!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# READ NEXT WEEK'S SABOTAGE TIMES...TODAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# CRAIG DOYLE IS STANDING IN MY CONSERVATORY, GRINNING.
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# 76,000 tickets for Paralympics still available
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# don't all rush at once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
I mean, oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# They cost an arm and a leg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# STILL not targetted by Lulzsec
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# READ BACKWARDS FOR THE AUTHENTIC DYSLEXIA EXPERIENCE
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# special scratch n' sniff edition
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# PACKED WITH MORE SHIT THAN HENMAN HILL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# LIKE A SHOWER OF SHIT ON PLANET PISSFLAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# LulzSec or Teamp0ison?
There's only one way to find out - FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# DOG FOR SALE. EATS ANYTHING. VERY FOND OF CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# ALSO SHITS BEES. £2.95
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# For sale: one parachute. Never opened; slight stains.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Price expected to plummet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Like Facebook, but for people without friends
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# GUARANTEED LULZSEC SECURE ' or '1'='1
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Jackass, now with 100% less Ryan Dunn
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# RYAN DUNN DIDN'T READ IT AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
You can just see how far down the weeks news stories people are getting by now....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# OFFER: CARPET SHAMPOOER, MAIDENHEAD SL6
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Sauronwibble gets his first FP after 8.5 years*
* The twat can't stop bleating about it...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# COME ON McTIM
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# as seen on WBC's placards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# FREE ANAL BLEACHING WITH THIS ISSUE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# RIP RYAN 'DUI' DONE
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# NEWSLETTER 484 PAGE NOT FOUND..........no, wait.....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# NURSERY MILK SCHEME GONE TITS UP
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# RYAN DUNN ROAD TRIP STARTS HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# BOOZY NEWSY
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# now in HTML4!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# YOU'RE TRU TO DA NEXT RUND....and flush.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I REALLY LIKE TENNIS, AND MURRAY IS A GREAT PLAYER.
Says Joe Scaramanga in non-ironic statement shock!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# WHY IS IT YOU WAIT ALL DAY FOR A BUS AND THEN SUDDENLY RYAN DUNN KILLS HIMSELF AND HIS FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# RYAN'S FRIEND GOT DUNN IN... HIS TEETH. GAWPING AND THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# AT WEEKENDS MY NAME IS JANET
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# LIKE AN ACHING BLAST OF CANCEROUS DIARRHOEA INTO A TRUSTING CHILD'S UPTURNED FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# *suggests to NHS ad agency*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# FOR SALE: PORSCHE GT3 CHASSIS, SLIGHTLY SOILED.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# BAM MARGERA: "I'M HAVING RYAN DUNN'S BABY"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# That tash must take a bit of makeup to hide :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Fry the little furry fucker!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Froffeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# ahahaaha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I could really do with one of those just now...
Edit: Actually, Sylvia Syms or the cold beer ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
# ^this^
to both
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# It must be near....
This week has lasted about 3 months so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# this always wins
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# KILL IT WITH CHOPSTICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
# AAARGH! ROBIN WILLIAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)
# haha, it's like he's in a little boat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# To the chinese!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Excuse me
(number9, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
# "I don't think much of yours mate....."
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# John Lydon?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
#
Dave Whelan
(number9, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Number 1 has pickled onions round her neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
# My kind of lady!!!
*rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Damn, I shouldn't have mentioned pickles in front of you!
Now you'll go on a vinegar-tainted snack fuelled bender!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# ha ha feck! You know me too well (I've already started)

*the above may depict actual events*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# NOM!
I've almost cained a whole jar of chillililli this week, it's not really spicy enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Try making your own,
it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I recently finished the massive jar of chutney I made, which was really good for my first attempt.
I shall have a look about for recipes and give it a go :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
# CAREFUL NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# *crunches amid a fog of vinegar*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# When teaching in Romania I stayed with a family of whom the mother would sit all day in the kitchen
Chain-smoking, and popping pickled gherkins from an enormous jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Living the dream...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# You see, ^this^ is the mark of "cultured" country
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# ooooOOOOoooo
Lovely Cornichons...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# indeed,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I love vinegar
but gherkins are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
# How do you stand on onions?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Love 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# mmmmmm
pickled onions...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
#
pickled onions anal beads
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Sorry, don't have the proper source here, but all the same:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# clearly photoshopped
these boobs are just too big for asian women
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I'll have the #1.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# No,yes,no,maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Is that reading right to left?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# yes, yes, yes, yes
whichever way round they want
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Bruce Willis has let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# they don't look best pleased at having him in the team
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# He's gone and done a naughty.

Since I finished this I can't help but think of reflecto-porn. Not snuff-reflecto-porn though. That's not right.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# yeah that's rubbish that is



*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Cheers Nim.
3 hours though. 3 HOURS! Had no idea what I was drawing so made it up as I went along. No hummus recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I can imagine him speaking in an Alan Rickman voice
"Mr... Potter..."

Yay, woo and awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
# is that that cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Who? That cunt from the cunt who's a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# that's the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I imagine him making a gargling, croaky sound when he talks.
Aye, there is something Rickman about him. Maybe the lip. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# hood=evil.................or Jedi.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
# very nice
he looks like a paedo/murderer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# One out of 2 ain't bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Awful.
Do it again, and this time put some effort into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
#
yes sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# John Lennon's alter ego.
This is excellent :P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Haha!
Interesting thought...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# That's rather fine, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# very big nice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

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