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# Bindun? Prolly.

Poor guy; first that, and now this!
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Talk about adding insult to injury!!!!
You swine!
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
# it's funny because he was a soldier in a war and was therefore expendable*
much like a cow in a slaughterhouse

*but not like Stallone in the moviefilm

do you see?

loollol
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Yes I see but
why do I have an uncontrollable urge to dip my cock in Marmite(tm) and let the cat lick it off?
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# because marmite is tasty
and your cat is a beef-addicted slut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
# stfu fake noob
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# f00b
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# fuck1n fagg00t5
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# he be burnin

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# he looks like a very camp ghost
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Smokin'!
Just like being back in the Falklands
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# i've lost count
of how many types of wrong this is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
# only three
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
# hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
# It doesn't matter how many types of wrong it is;
as soon as you get an erection, that's the one you should be worried about
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
# especially as i don't have a penis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Ah. It would be quite a worry then
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
# indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Hmmm. Quite.
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# *nods*
*puffs pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
# *twiddles mustache*
*swirls brandy*
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# *adjusts monocle*
*rearranges gusset*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)
# My favourite B3ta pic of all time
might just be the Simon Weston Grill. Can't remember whodunnit but it always draws a guilty lol.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# yeah well fuck you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# i never* laugh at that!









*may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# gmos, great pic, 4 eva in r harts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# The most offensive, awful b3ta pic that actually made me laugh while hating myself for it
was the ad for the Ian Huntley non-slip bathmat. Can't remember who made it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# This isn't the bathmat one, but dotmund had a cracking FP on a similar theme
www.b3ta.com/board/4533291
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Haha oh fucking hell no
even looking at that dooms your soul
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Burnfaced at Tiffanys?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# OwO
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
# read the name
not to sure to laugh and wank or wank and laugh.
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahaha oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# :D
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
# OH LOLS
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
# I saw him at waterloo station about 3 weeks ago
The cunts not aged a day!

(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# I saw him at a talk at cheltenham boys college
He Is actually a very good public speaker, very engaging and seems very approachable and chatty with lots of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Everyone tends to gather around a fire
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# You don't look at the mantlepiece
while you're poking the fire.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
# is that thorsonofodin?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Face like melted butter.
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/merrickface1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# The guy realy should have grown a tash. Would have made a world of difference.
Just look at Weston.
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
# He's been around for longer than we suspected
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# All that rowing is really working that body
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# To right!


Click for bigger (184 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# fuck wins

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# spot the fuck
win a discunt

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# LB=BW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)
# qwen sa hass
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
# ooh, Prof Chike is getting ready
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Call me crazy, but that face still makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
# dubbal dook
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# i think fuck loses in this one
I like the training montage in Fucky IV when he blasts some fuck on Drago from Fuckistan
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# dubbal dook

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# PUDDEM UP!
Puddem up!
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Much, much older
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# passion of the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Father, why hast thou B& me?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
# b& by the h& of cr&
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Grim
Ace!
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
# !

Billy the F**k
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
# One last fuck, sir
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Somehow watching dayshifters use Freebase, Flan and Busey
is like watching your granddad putting a baseball cap on backwards and trying to rap at a family wedding
This isn't aimed at anyone in particular, including the OP, it's just an observation. Also, what's the deal with airline peanuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Especially for you son...
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha
FUCKJAW
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
# i 'ate you fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
# DMT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
# That is hypnotic and quite beautiful
and I want to make one in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
# well i liked it
get t fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Octogenarian gangsta rappers make me wet
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
# i got twelve pussies in ma anus
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Nice
Room for one more ?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
# nein
yes, nine more
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
# i read that as
"he's been aroused"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
#
spiderbase2
(Harry Knutts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Kill! Kill! Kill!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
# cuntbacks
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I like
but it looks like the nanobot army has been upsized by the cutbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
# by several orders of magnitude, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Nano-nano sign bot
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] A little late to be comp'd but
date rape can be a challenge in itself
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
# NECROLUST
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)
# not all wrinkled dates are dead
fer chrissake
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
# cheer up
they will be eventually
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# \o/`
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# figs are more frightening!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# yep--that's one commiting the dirty deed ^
Giraffes and figs are natural enemies, oddly.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# That's quite a flamboyant, devil may-care rape in progress.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
# ah--a trained eye for the subtler aspects of rape :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# One dabbles Mrs Weaver, One Dabbles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)
# I don't think Harrison Ford is impressed
what a miserable sod, it's a kids film for fucks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Yay \o/


Wotcha Toasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# hello you lovely filler of pance
what brings you back round these fetid parts?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Actually, your Facebook posts reminded me of what I was missing so I popped back to have a butcher's ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
# there's been some things, another thing, someone did some stuff and you might have missed the one that Bobs did
but other than that its the same old business and complaining
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Something like this?
Gayshift madness
Birthday bollocks
Text on a flea
Faceswaps
Starwars
edit: oh, .gif shitstorms
Gems
Moaning
....?
Profit
Rinse, repeat
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
# that smells about right
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
# heh :P
I know I get to see the best stuff on Facebook anyway

Although I have loads of b3ta friends requests there but I don't know who they are...
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
# haha
I know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
# I'm the one with the large penis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
#
Should QOTW be ditched so we can reminisce about MonitorBug?
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# 83
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Good evening
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# 'cutes'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# D'aw....
look at the cute wookiie bear. Just don't get too close or he'll have your arm off.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)
# FREZE SUCKA

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# We cannot repel faces of this magnitude
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
# squeen of cunts
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/diinhell.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Fuck yeh
That is one sticky womb chute
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
# cuntblud is sweetblud
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Have you seen this:
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2008914/Newsweek-Princess-Diana-aged-50-Kate-Middleton-cover.html
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
# yes, it's on links
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Top shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha have a Cookie Wookie
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
# haha that is ace too
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
# WOW!
Chewy needs a good going over with some Bob Martins and a flea comb. When was he last frontlined?
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)
# they bee dissin ma swagger
this would be better if it was optimised properly and a continuous loop

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
# for all that extra k you'd think he'd finish his moves
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Special K
I thought I'd lost a can of beer and spent five minutes looking for it, but then realised that I'd bought 6 instead of 7, so the 7th never existed.

In a way, that's much like Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
# have you considered complaining to the church?
I think that's what they're there for
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
# i might do a wank with a crucifix in me bum
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
# helen keller bumbad
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Yey! HaHa!
The return of dancing and clapping. At last, my moves are fashionable again!
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Class is always in fashion.


Hello curiously conversational new person *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
# oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Deeply, deeply disturbing.
and yet bloody marvellous also.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# LoL! Now dat's wot I is talking bout!!!
Greetings also, aswell, to you, like bud.

When does the addiction to this site wear off?

(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# I'm probably not the best person to ask...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# February 2010
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Get the fuck outta here!!!
He says in his best Eddie Murphy accent. March maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha
who says stonewashed jeans and tan gloves should never be worn together?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)
# you really are a flash bastard
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
# no excuse from me, i'm shamless
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
# It looks like the doc's got his cock out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Just me then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Doctor Cock-topus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I think you mean Cock-to-Puss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Depends on the doctor's sexual preferences, of course. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I 'spose if he was gay and nothern he could be
Doc Cockt'Anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Good call.
I think the biggest giveaway is the fact he's erect with a gentleman present.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Why are we assuming the featureless blob is male?
Women can be alcoholics too. It is the 21st century, you sexist pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)
# How do you identify the alcoholic as male?
Oooh, terrible gender bias. You're disrespecting women by assuming they aren't alcoholics who swear at doctors.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)
# No lady lumps... unless it's a flat-chested bald woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# He's about to give a prostate exam with his 'special tool.'
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# happy b3taday r.soul :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)
# i condone this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)
# plum and son
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Alright there Mongy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
# haha...
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# did you see what i did, i took a joke i had heard and drew art, get me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent, love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Oh fuck, it's my b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)
# have a spanging
and a candley woo
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Happy b3aday =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
# candles!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
# 'Cheap groan'
Hippo birdy to ewes!
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
# I had the same problem with a book called The Miracle of Helium
Happy Candles
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Turn to the last page . . . Happy Day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Oh fuck
and happy candl3mas
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)
# haha!
and a very happy spangday to you.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Happyb3taday:D
(herman:D, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# May I proudly present....
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
# *waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
# *worth it*
(thebao, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
# the great unveiling is getting closer
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
# any minute now..
i'm low on popcorn, but this looks like a doozey!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
# yey
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
# nearly there now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
# right, another half an hour, but that's it!
I was meant to be out raping tonight
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Oooh, this is gonna be good.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
# hahahaha
ENCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)
# ENCORE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
# haha!
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 22:14, archived)
#
can't...stop...watching...
(Rural Swelley no, it's pronounced eye-gore, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
# You may
...I said you may!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Very swish.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)
# This better be good.......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Pull yourself together
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
# waiting
:D
(herman:D, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# this could mean
curtains for everybody... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
# yes, but
at least it'll draw a crowd
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 14:26, archived)
# : D
I could watch this for ages.......and did : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# I do like this as an idea...
But it does have a lot of drawbacks!
(sboreeves, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Yay!
I think this is winning the pun competition so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Haha - Cheers!
Your work is one of the highlights of B3ta - Hurrah!
(sboreeves, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:54, archived)
# boing boing boing

I voted for the honest packaging but think i've changed my vote. I WANT TO CHANGE MY VOTE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)
# More of this, please.
I sense a story-arc coming on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
# a week of space hoppers
I say voting should show the names of the voters
I guarantee the majority of votes come from people who never take part
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
# can't be all that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
# You help faciliate this.
What with your orange cone/donut rape anim.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I was thinking similar earlier.
People vote on what they'd like to see, rather than what is likely to inspire them to create.

It would be good if only people who took part in the previous week's competition were allowed to vote, as they are more likely to choose fecund ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)
# We're brimming over with stupid fecund ideas already.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)
# I voted for orange shapes
because it was the only option that wouldn`t turn into lots of TOAPs, faceswaps involving people I don`t know, reposts, and, frankly, the 54th "shop an album cover"-like compo since I joined b3ta.

It demands actually demands creativity to produce good and funny stuff (your take on the orange van earlier, for example, made me giggle). People can entry their dull bouncing orange shapes if they like anyway, all compos are mostly shit like that anyway.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)
# da qube le range'
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Hahah
that`s quite it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
# I smell a business opportunity....


RIS: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Martin_(farmer)

(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I've never quite
made up my mind about that case. I really hate thieving scum, but I'm also not partial to grade A loons hiding in the dark with illegal shotguns.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
# he had it coming,
the little shit.

it was only a matter of time.

hangings too good for 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)
# A Grade A loon who had been made so, and previosuly been let down, by a lack of police response/resoucres the numerous times he had been broken into before
Living in a rural part of the world, not too far from where Martin was, I can assure you there are countless similar 'Grade A loons' in a similar position, whether they have the back up of an illegal shotgun is another matter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Hiding in *their* dark
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
# If you break into someone else's home
you should expect the worst
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Dangerous Sandwich Spreads in Afghanistan
The Hellmanns Province is a scary place.

(Bunny Slippers keeping your tootsies warm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Helmand Province is in Afghanistan :P
But wonderful work nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Apologies!
That's embarrassing. I edited it!
(Bunny Slippers keeping your tootsies warm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
# *pssst*
the flags...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Oh damn it...
The flags... *sigh*
(Bunny Slippers keeping your tootsies warm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Sorry...
I'll be quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Ta da!
Changed!

Now for someone to tell me the headdress is wrong... ;P
(Bunny Slippers keeping your tootsies warm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# There is no mayonaise in Afghanistan
or so I heard :^P
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)
# You are a star, sir!
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Top notch editing. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
# No problem ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I can't see..
..the hidden dip !
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# *shuns*
Fritesaus FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Simon Mayo's leading the Taliban?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Because your worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
# hahahahahah! *insta-click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# ahh, he went for the same style as Mr Quaid

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha,
a popular look.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
# i'm very glad you made that.
even if it was for no money. :D i enjoyed your chat with clay.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)
# That's lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Heehee!
Funny Bones.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Do the Do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# What about if they come at you with a Kiwi fruit?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bCyIAsSid8
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# You've 'ad it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Release The Tiger!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-kT2qE9d7Y
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)
# What if he's got a pointed stick?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
# I spent my afternoon felching Rod, too
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Ahahahahaha beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahah! Sometime in the coming weeks, I'm half expecting to see a headline on BBC News saying: "Knifeproof Vest Warehouse Theft at Weekend"
those crafty thieves - always trying to stay one step ahead :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Haahahahaha
splendid, coming soon to a village hall near you.

i think there could be a book tied into this.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I'm enjoying the burglary self-defence images
Why so many of them?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13957587
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Riiiiiiiight
So the government is going to clarify the law by leaving it exactly the same as it always has been since medieval times.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)
# This really isn't news.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13957587

edit: damn it!! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# The best defence is to not burgle people, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Hold on,
that's Frank Burglar, the well known door to door Lone Ranger mask salesman.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)
# U2 guitarist takes to cwime after mahoosive tax bill lands on doormat.
Life on the Edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)
# THREBBLIN MA GLAGNAK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
# You are seriously going to make millions
when you pornify more of this, b3ta members will get discounts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# no discunt on glagnak fuckgif
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
#
Moridon Gaol is the Realm of the Glagnak, demon overlord of keg beer, strip clubs, and novelty wrapping paper. NO ONE has ever been sent to the Realm of Glagnak (b3ta.com), as no one has yet to get the sixteen unique keys to drop from the NM known as "Bomb Mack," who only spawns once per Vanadiel year in Ifrit's Cauldron (behind the wall of fire, within the utterly inaccessible secret cavern).
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# You would say that, ya snazzla.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
# You are the bastard ass-baby of Terry Jones and Gary Gygax
AICMFP.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I'm aroused
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I rest my case above
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
# there is something very disturbing about this.....
Top work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# This is for you then..................... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Ready for the Annual Tit Parade
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Needs to be turned into real fancy dress.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# 3 octopuses are trying to remove a malignant purple tumor from someone's intestins.
100% fact.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# *octopi
Sorry, I'll go now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Neither of which is true.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Octopi is.
If not, what is it?
EDIT: I Googled it, apparently it's fairly open to octopuses, octopi and octopodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)
# (*filename*)
no octopi at all
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# So I'm guessing it's just some sort of Freudian nightmare?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# In doubt
I`d go for "those fucking Cephalopoda", though I`d still have to discriminate them somehow from squids, nautilae, cuttlefishes and other extinct members of the orderclass, which is not smart.

Fucking Cephalopoda.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Yeah!
What have those cephalopoda done for us, with their biological breakthroughs and predicting scores in a sport?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Yeah, that's sex right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# O_o
this is making me ill
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)
# What the hell is that? :S
And is that a cock in the background?
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
# It was a tree from outer space. It fucked some dumb whore in the ass with its rubbery dildos.
One of the most rewarding porno pieces I`ve ever watched.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Likes this lots
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
# well
I'm certainly hard
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# No more cartoons for you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I'm not sure why I'm hard
but I'm definitely hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Berlimy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Good Lord!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Star Trek episode VIIX
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)
# looks...um...
well fed...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# You're a sicko
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I don't know what this is but it grapes my squildo.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Is that a foon?
somebody call Chutney, he might be able to help!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Smokin' Pipe Joints
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Look out for dyslexics..
hunting Boy Scouts..

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(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# He's blowing his trumpet hard.
Would blood shoot out of it if he got it in the back?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# depends if he ended up with blood in his lungs or oesophagus
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Let's make it both
Good family fun to be had. A double whammy!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# purely for science
of course
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Available in all colours except magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't
:O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I'm just trying to
bring a bit of class to the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# don't be sad
you'll probably never have to...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
# do they not neuter boybands nowadays anyway?
Keep their numbers down... it'd be much easier than sterilising anyone whose been in girls aloud (in either sense)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Gayshift starts at 8pm
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)
# At last, a bit of class on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Yes quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# it's about time someone* brought a bit of class to the board
*someone other than JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# oh, sorry, wrong forum
no, wait? Is this B3ta?
*tucks in shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# da schpunk was black
has this

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/william_and_kate_royal_wedding_pictures.jpg

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
# How NSFW is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
# beyond belief
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# I got a sneaky peek in a very ensmallened browser window
It got closed very quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
# erm...
moving on

Gil Scott Heron - I'm New Here: best album I've bought in ages and ages... I can whole heartedly and unreservedly recommend it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
# I'll check it oot. - Ed: I've heard this, interesting stuff.
Loving Venetian Snares back catalog on Spotify at the moment.
spotify:track:1UPCtXF37VRLHlfVFVm3AL (Goodbye9/Hello10 by Venetian Snares)
spotify:track:5qt9o0QJZRESiu1YDNDrld (Koonut-Kaliffee by Venetian Snares)
spotify:track:5UhcXdVoEIzULgMUIvu6JI (Chainsaw Fellatio by Venetian Snares)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Oh, I think I got that when I had unlimited downloads from nokia
I'll give it a listen soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)
# you should give it a listen
... unlimited downloads?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Yeah, it was when I got a new contract phone.
It was called 'Comes with music' (snrrk) and was truly unlimited.
I was out of work last year and managed to download fecking loads.
Only trouble was the files were DRM protected so could only be played on the mobile or my laptop,
so I got some conversion software and it's taken me months to convert to mp3, hence not having listened yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Needs maggie's saddle bags for sale to make it real
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# royal rump (pus)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Brilliant
very very NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# tanks
also tanks to boredom, stella artois and hatred for the monarchy

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
# This is what all episodes of Camelot should be like!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] the appliance of science fiction to an image challenge!


Click for bigger (50 kb)


BINdun?
(saint_edward, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# yeah, that's the thread that was there then wasn't
what was wrong before?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# aah, i forgot to submit
it into the the image challenge so i deleted and then tried again!
(saint_edward, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# use the Edit button, Luke!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# now I'm confused... posts are not where they were!! MADNESS, I TELL YOU!
(ace, N'!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Nice Shuttle
Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Always awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
# imagination right there
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
# This is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I didn't see any previous posts that may have been deleted
so I can say woo yay to this without any feeling of loss or abandonment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# I always suspected
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# You're on FIRE toasty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha yay!
I believe in justice. I believe in vengeance. I believe in getting the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahahah! spot-on!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
Would you get awat with a club full of nails I wonder?

I am reminded of a story a few years ago where footballer Duncan Ferguson caught a burglar breaking into his shed and brained him with a champagne bottle.

well, almost right
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# "er yes officer, only this afternoon I was using a nailgun to put up some pictures in my sports room and I must have missfired a few, well, when the burglar awoke me,...."
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Sorted.
Yes m'lud, you see I couldn't sleep and was putting up some shelves so the SDS+ hammer drill was the first thing that came to hand. I know, it was lucky that I had a 24" no. 12 bit in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# oooh, some people could get really creative :D
and Ikea will start selling bedroom weapons chests
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# If I wake up tomorrow and read in the newspaper "Burglar beaten to death with dildo"
My life will be complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYe_qrGeuYQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=100s
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# :')
I didn't even know there was going to be a third one! Can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# That's a cracker!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha exellent
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# The marketing opportunities are endless
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Excellent stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# *click*
I'll be printing this out and displaying it in a prominent position if that's alright with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# absolutely, I was wondering about sticking them up over normal ones myself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha
also reminds me a bit of the "get a hold of yourself" scene in Airplane
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Brilliant
Sums up the whole thing nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)

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