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# Foam him =D


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
# how much did they pay you to fuck that monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# freebie
karmic balance applies somewhere along the line
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)
# excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)
# ta =D
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# We're your friends. We're not like the others, man, really.

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Release the bats!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# BITE!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaWn0qcRYFA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:06, archived)
# one of my all time favourite songs
 
and an excellent DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)
# On this evidence, I'd recommend it to all b3tadoodz.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:15, archived)
# like taking drugs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:39, archived)
# its fucking 3D maaaan
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:45, archived)
# wherever I look the joint follows me around the room
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:46, archived)
# of all the super powers to have
that one is both wonderful and terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Take it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Jesus and his boat of dwarves
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:51, archived)
# "Little Sheeple"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:51, archived)
# They are fishers.
Fishers of souls.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Dwarf souls I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Which they sell in the fish market of souls
to the fishmongers of souls.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:00, archived)
#


.i have a graphics tablet, at least one cdc per week is mandatory.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:39, archived)
# ahhhahhhhah excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I knew there was something psychadelic about her.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Groovy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Sorry but this is clearly excellent.
/likes
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Sneak look at some of tomorrow's papers
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# "Endemic is a very hard word."
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# he's a big man, hitting an 80 year old from behind
still at least it didn't trivialize the day and risk putting the whole thing behind closed doors
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhh
 
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I'M LAUGHING OR CRYING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# are there tears?
that's usually a clue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)
# TEARS ARE FOR THE WEAK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:08, archived)
# he should have raped him while his jap whore queefed a slogan
imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# All it needed was this..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKsysvkelxw
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:31, archived)
# ahhhahhahh excellent
and in the related videos:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NJQvswrSPg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 4:21, archived)
# To Me, To You


Click for bigger (164 kb)
(nicktiler, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Throw them to the lions.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)
# That's very lenient of you, Thor.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I'm feeling in a good mood
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Met her once
she was a stand in secretary at MI5
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Oh Dear, Oh Dear
(User #86772, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Aww, you cropped it
It had so many blank spaces to play with... :^(
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
#
Feck, thought I had deleted it before anyone noticed, GRRR, wankpants !!
(nicktiler, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I wonder
how much he paid for that wife of his.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# That is quite well done. What kind of sharpening algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:31, archived)
#
whats an alogrithm ?
(nicktiler, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I could get rather philosophical about all this, but I think I'd just rather pat you on the head.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:53, archived)
# It's a former Vice President playing drums.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:55, archived)
# CRAZY BEAT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Splendid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Piers Morgan Freeman



Quick n dirty
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Hi I'm Piss Moragn, I died today.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# i am more than freeman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:22, archived)
# fucking hell
kill it with fire
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)
# that's terrifying
and very good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Kill it with whatever is at hand
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# a rapidly diminishing quality of talkshow guest is always at hand for Piers!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# it will have to do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
fuck that's weird.
(twattybanjo, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# hahaha, great work!
They'd never employ him at the Daily Mail!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Was flicking through some of my old childhood Rupert the Bear books.
Something's not quite right...can't put my finger on it.

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# no cdc
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# he's wearing pants designed by vivienne westwood, that's what's not right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# FUCK THIS SHIT!
found out today i'll be completely blind in my left eye in about 6 months and my right eye is going to join it in a year or two. i'm off to get fucking hammered and watch a film WHILE I STILL FUCKING CAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Oof, bad news indeed.
Any reason or is it an inherited condition?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
# birth defects
i'm lucky my eyes have lasted this long, but i'm still pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Arse biscuits.
Shitty news, is it going to go completely?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# yep, eventually
been having surgery since i was 6, but there's only so much science can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)
# transplants!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# i want a fucking bionic eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# You are stevie wonder, aicmfp!
Wasn't he up for early testing of a bionic eye system at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# fuck knows
if it was an option, i'd take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Sorry to hear it, Smash.
Can anything be done or is it a given fact?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)
# the right eye can be helped for a while
but they need to do a cataract operation and, as my left eye is fucked, they want to leave it as long as possible in case anything goes wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I honestly don't know what to say, Milady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:33, archived)
# nothing to say, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Fucking hell Smash, that's horrible


can't you steal some from a gypsy orphan or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)
# wish i could
i knew it was coming, but i thought i had a few more years left
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:30, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# thats shite
watch lunopolis =D
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
# not enough zombies
think i'll watch dawn of the dead.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# G'night lully one
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Night night

and I'm off too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:54, archived)
# :(
I am so sorry to hear that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Media Buying Handbook
Media Buying Handbook - Looking for to understand about media buying. Well here is your best choice. Media Buying
(zendexwo, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# FRESH MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# We buying media and today's medium is: meat.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# i'd like a nice sausage, please
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
# At your service
stephandeprouw.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Mmm...
...meats.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I believe the correct reply here is: lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I am really interested
please please please tell me more
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Ahahahahahahaha *breathes*
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# buys media
sells chode
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
# You need a better slogan to sell your things
I put all the most effective slogans in history together to create the world's best slogan:
Be absolutely, positively doing what we do the best a man cannot reach, because you're worth connecting every little glass and a half there overnight, people.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# haha. This image 100% sums up b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# MANLY
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# YEALLRITE!
TO THE NOOBMOBILE!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# haha. YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)
# FUCKYEA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)
# CRUSHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:50, archived)
# YO BRO CAN YOU SCORE ME SOME FUCKING ZENDEX I NEED THAT SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# YOU SEND ME FUCKING ZENDEX NOW I GIVE YOU FREE AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# This is no good to me
I'm looking to buy cheap nike's and other top brand training shoes.

Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha

and also: hello mugatu!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# harrow! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I'm good!
Not been on b3ta for ages since my desk/office situation got moved so I can't really go on the internet at work anymore... and just been really busy after work.

Just decided to log back in and see what LOLS were going on :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# It's good to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)
# thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Also, this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Pretty much the same here.
I should really go to sleep, but I feel I might have one more ROFFLE coming.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# monkey fuck

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# one 10" meat feast coming his way!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# from the kiln to your ass in 12 mins
no discunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Well you'd be hot too if you're working in front of a pizza oven all evening

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# oregano spicy cunt media handbook baby fuck rape rogue profit smart
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# + drole bebe

/edit: fucking hell, that was one autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:30, archived)
# That monkey doesn't know what is waiting for him.
Throbbing pepperoni, that is.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# KLF
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg1cBskKAdA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
# hello stranger!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# mictomictomictomictomictomictomicotmicto!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
# oh dear.
haven't seen you in ages old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
#
Yeah I've hardly been on b3ta 'these days'. I will try and make more of an effort I think!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# remember the infamous banana goatse incdecent.
still gets talked about from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Is it bad that I can't remember that? haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
and lovely to have you back chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# thanks! only just replied to your gaz message from April. oops! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# the fact it's a 4chan meme and this is b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Does that mean I go to jail and get bum-frigged for my sins?
God I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)
# ahhhahhhh so happy
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
# also, this
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# this happened
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# YOU'RE ONLY SPOSED TO BLOW THE BLARDY DOORS OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Rudepert and the Curious Sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:04, archived)
# :)


(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:53, archived)
#
this is the first CDC i've seen on here in about seven years thats made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I agree with this ^
hurdehur!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:09, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# cdc winner of the interwebs
oscar award?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Same here.
It even makes me want to make a crass comment about the way his wife lunges for it with open arms.

Though I wont. :)
(Good Penny, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# ㅋㅋㅋ
Just what I was thinking. Why can't I meet a woman with that gusto?
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo yay etc....
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# ^ What she said
But with more hahahahahahahaha's
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:04, archived)
# ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# That is some serious spoodge
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# oh, if only this was what really happened
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# it did
you saw it here first :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# i can't see anything for much longer
which is why i'm getting drunk tonight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# That's quite an eruption of man milk
No wonder murdoch's wife is in there like a rat up a drainpipe, she loves teh creamy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Shes got jars of it
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:00, archived)
# There's lumps of it round the back
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I was thinking that
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Torrents of spunk.
I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# you would
you filthy minx
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)
#
*twizzles 'tache*

Who are you calling a minx?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:12, archived)
# pffff
i'm a minx, i've got a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I don't believe you.
I think that was a falsehood.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# i wish it was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# There was a girl at university
who had the surname "Ansell". And she had substantial facial hair.
At one tutorial, her name came up and a sweetly innocent Welsh lad asked "Is that Ansell as in beer?"
And, to our shame, thinking he'd said "beard", we practically shat ourselves laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
# At least you produced a light snack of sesame king prawn toast for eveyone to enjoy...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Well, as you know full well, I generate prawn toast through my nostrils for the entire community to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# i love prawn toast
do you shit green-lipped mussels in black bean sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Unfortunately not.
I shit vile yellow water.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Haha... you shit stella....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Yeah, it's unusual, really.
Scrumpy Jack in one end, Stella out the other.
Peculiar state of affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Sell it to chavs... spend money on more Scrumpy Jack... I'v not had cider for about 25 years.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# i am just not happy today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Stay up til 10:30 and watch Newsnight.
That'll cheer you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)
# i'm going to watch a film
and get pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Not tonight.
Watch Newsnight and then watch some shit film. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I am actually just going to cook king prawns,with pork and egg and mushroom rice...
I don't fancy any of your toast though thanks....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# arf!
all the women in my family are hairy, i always have immac in the house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
I think I might piss myself if I look at this much more
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 19:44, archived)
# ha ha
that incident today confirmed my suspitions about Wendi Deng not really being his wife but his trained ninja bodyguard
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
proper rofl's there
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# haha love the name
do you build schools for ants?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)
# *takes crazy pills*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Gareth, you old shit
how the fuck are you?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# wassaaaaap!
I'm good thanks! You?

I'm obviously a massive lurker these days. I do check b3ta still from time to time, and still read the weekly newsletters etc. But today is the first time in ages i've actually logged in. And I had a gaz message from April I hadn't read. Oopsy!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# and you missed your candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:48, archived)
# dried frog pills FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# All media tycoons fear The Gush.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwu57pivxZ4
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# no more than
two or three squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
# subtle!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# No need to click to
recognise some good JAM when I see it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:25, archived)
# HAHAHA:D
Hahahahah:DD
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:05, archived)
# cheers Herman :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# powerful spluffing there
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I just knew this would happen
ooh its my candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:09, archived)
# would you like me to piss on that flame?
you know, just for safety's sake...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:11, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
# don't look so surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)
# rock ridge...rock ridge
- be still Taggart
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Nuffum, eh?
Gum! I hope you brought enough for the rest of us..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Mongo only pawn, in game of life
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# got something to do with choo choo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)
# tutonic twat!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I didn't get a harumph outta that guy
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# that guy is really strict!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# ahem
teutonic, not tutonic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# oh ok ma'am
just typing quickly

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I was watching that tthe other night - for the millionth time
just love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:24, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)
# would you like me to make a gif of it :D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:12, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Happy candles.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Candle!
Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Happy Candleday, mate.
www.b3ta.com/links/655057
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Nice
cheers fella
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Happycandlescake:D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I love this
mine is in December - hints!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# cheers mate
happy to see you're still around
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# \o/-Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha.... I'v not been following this, so googled Wendi Deng to see which one she was....
Wiki is fast..... see final paragraph in "Career"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendi_Deng
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
# i'm surprised it doesn't say "in the shitter"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Wasn't that how people used to refer to stories in his paper...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# only after they'd wiped their arses on them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I prefer to use puppies myself....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# much softer
and they're re-usable, as they'll lick the shit off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# And you wonder why your parents only let you have a gold fish for a pet when you were a child...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# i had lots of goldfish
my mum only likes animals if they're on a plate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I only ever had one.... it died after a couple of days.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# i had a massive tank
i also had a mexican red-kneed tarantula called elvira
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeks........... nasty horrid things...!
I was once chatting to a young lady and things were going great.. two hours into the conversation the topic of her pet spider came up... I swiftly made excuses and went home alone....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!!
Murdock cock block!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
that told them
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# loled really hard about this
yet ive missed the news. whats the original sauce?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14207924
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Hahah
The only two people at the semi-circular table to stand up are women.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# haha they like what they see!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
#
(complete arse, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# haha brilliant
can I put this in a b3ta News of the World video? You'll get credited
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
b my guest
(complete arse, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# ahahaha
ROGUE COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
Genuine tears of laughter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Haha
I didn't find the original video entertaining at all. Thanks for remedying it for everyone =)
(BigHairyMarty, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
# haha cheers you and everyone who seeem to like this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I recognise that...
It was the Tom Watson Spunky Cock of Truth. He employed it well in the opening 15 minutes, only for the others to spunk themselves at the excitement of the occasion. They were left poking their flacid genitals for the remainder of the sheep-like mauling.

(wormburn, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Ah, b3ta...
...how I've missed you :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# PAINTING THE WALLS
 
WOOYAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# b3ta has not let me down
I checked the front page to see what B3tards had made of this whole thing. 'what'll it be? Something with cocks, no doubt,' I thought to myself...
(just pouring lizards, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Fecking ace!
Just layed an egg laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# what a mess
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# This appeals to my gut.
And now it hurts from laughing. Bastard.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:54, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)
#
yesssssssssss
(hreqz, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Don't know why he's so surprised, it's happened before.
Did he think that was a painting behind the committee???
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:27, archived)
# My cat and I lol'ed
This should have been on the news. Far better than the stock :)
(RogueSpark Coming back to the surface, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
#
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(sabre61, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:28, archived)
# I'll bet he didn't see that coming.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 7:24, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking, I say, FUCKING superb!
I can just see it suddenly dawning on James Murdoch "Fucking hell... there's a boatload of spunk about to launch into my face!"
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Murdock's lady dives right on!
Great work sir. Looking forward to seeing the video
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Bloody brilliant!!!

*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Best CDC in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
I've arrived late to the party, but I just want to agree that this is the best animated CDC in many a moon.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Made me snort
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Splendid,sir!
(holygodnotnow, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Seems news corp. jr has captured the zeitgeist... on his face…
(I helped save b3ta! Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# mwahahaha
bloody excellent
(I helped save b3ta! sarah sarah sarah, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Magic
Deserves to be ripped off everywhere. It's that good.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
# I keep coming back to b3ta just to see this image over and over
I can't stop laughing!
(Kimbo, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Funny as fuck!
Front page forever!
(I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:10, archived)
# pffft
class
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:12, archived)
# needs more phantom flan flinger


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice work, herman.
"Endemic is a very hard... very wide-ranging word."

(How d'you spell "tyts"?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:14, archived)
# I just called to say, 'AVE IT!
'AVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# You slllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Hi, I'm Rupert Murdoch
I fuck my son
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oD3pbOBP50
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Looks like he's enjoying a nutty bar....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:24, archived)
# I doooo like this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)
# I ripped it off /links
:/

cropped n sped up innit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:31, archived)
# still liked
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# cool beans
the fucking thing stalls in Opera for reason, fucking shitty Opera, I'd stop using it, if I didn't like it so much
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:42, archived)
# needs more shaving foam pie
haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
#
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Haha...
This needs more Matrix.
youtube link
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:51, archived)
# brill
I am doing a song and video about News of the World and wondered if I could use your brilliant in it. I want to make it a B3TA team effort!! You'll be credited of course!!

Please let me know

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
Course you can:D
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# yah!!! ta!!
edit you and me - straight on the popular page :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# He'll duck everything that's thrown.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)
# from the movie WhoDunnit


CFB&B
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:10, archived)
# penultimate cookie argument amidst blue buggy catastrophe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# while the furry fart perp in back goes unscathed
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Dial M for
bugging
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Murdoch, She Wrote
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I was highly amused by the custard pie incident.
It's the kind of thing that mostly goes on in Belgium.
And when he was asked "Did you enter through the back door?" I nearly vomited with laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:56, archived)
# MOIRDER


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:48, archived)
# haha may I use this for the vid?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# what vid is this, hooman?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:06, archived)
#
I am doing a song and video about News of the World and wondered if I could use your pic in it. I want to make it a B3TA team effort!! You'll be credited of course!!

Please let me know

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I suppose you can, it took me all of a minute
Please credit me as: Penultimate Hogisfind
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# err ok
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Colonel Marbles, in The Commons, with a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Pert Murdoch?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# His and Her horny party masks for horny parties

sculpts for the molds
(coming soon for sale on the blog)

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Which is His and which is Hers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:27, archived)
# its all the same with the lights off ducky
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:28, archived)
# you kinky bastard
i bet you're a swinger aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:30, archived)
# more of a roundabout and slide man
I can be tempted, how's your pushing power?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:32, archived)
# heh they are great
if not a little spooky o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:30, archived)
# I feel horny already just thinking about the party...!!...
Really ace as usual.....
If you do masks, have you ever thought of doing the face hugger out of alien in the form of a mask...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:31, archived)
# excellent smithers
*steals idea

seriously, that's a bloody good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Wear the mask and disguise your cock as the thing that came out of his stomack and get women to touch it at parties..!
seriously, that's a bloody good idea
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:10, archived)
# ... as is your font
with its vertical capital "K" serifs and horizontal lower-case "k" serifs.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:59, archived)
# So win
have you seen 'Eyes Wide Shut' you'd reet like it
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
# ha ha
funny you should mention that scene, turning into a fetish of mine I think, which has led to some bizarre nights out ( I did a qotw post about one a while back)


(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:39, archived)
# what you do in ya kiln is ya own beeswax
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:42, archived)
# you are a crafty one
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Goodman & Mulcaire.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# hahaha!
that fucker from Allied Carpets!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Which one?!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:10, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGzrAL7YcA&
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Ah, indeed.
(I know M & O'H more by reputation than by actually watching....)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Prior to Abe Lincoln's assassination
many of his "doubles" were murdered by mistake
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)
# ha ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:04, archived)
# R.I.P. Marty
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Nice
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# :D that stack is a smoker!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
# King
of new york - biggest hat wins everytime
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:30, archived)
# ahahaha
I remember this, WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:31, archived)
# do these shoes make my hat look big?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Murdered by a Nelson impersonater....!
I think Lincolns best performance was in the video for gay bar....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# haha
I'm sure this is the wrong thing/time/place/read-the-faq, but nevertheless, 'hullo' via the medium of magenta cockses. The chap is a non Murdoch related news item. Topical.


(complete arse, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:18, archived)
# sounds like he has some unfulfilled ego needs?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:51, archived)
# haha
is likely also, but prolly just a cunt really ("Every member of the population should be blood-tested every month ... all those found to be infected with the [HIV] virus, even if only as carriers, should be isolated compulsorily, immediately, and permanently"). lol.
(complete arse, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Master of the Second Veil
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:34, archived)
# unless there is a pop gun inside
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Stop ruining my heroes.. hhehe
(acidgiant, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:45, archived)
# what a circus that was earlier today

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:27, archived)
# are you allowed to pea FPs while they are on the front page? ;-0
well done tho and yes it was a debacle, didn't think the MPs asked right questions...

wot did you think?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Surfaces, darling. SURFACES!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Quick and dirty
...but this was what was going through my head during that entire select committee.

(xerode, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# i forgot about that mini-game
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# A member for over nine years and you've never liked anything that's been posted.
Maybe a fiver would loosen that clicking finger..
*waggles sterling*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Well it has been pretty shit over the past 9 years.... the first 6 months were the best...
Wiggless starling in the air
Sticks a deckchair up my nose
Buys a jumbo jet
And then burys all my clothes... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:49, archived)
# good old mr burns
and he brought smithers with him too
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Hello b3ta.
Happy birthday Angela Trimbur


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)
# howdy
an a terry thomas 'Hellooooo'
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:58, archived)
# I thought I was happy with Squirrels with tits and pony girls....
But now you temp me with zebra ladies......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Original pic
img.yaboon.com/person/20379.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I had to google who she was..... I thought she might have been a weaver in a cotton mill looking top right...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
# HA HA HA
There is something in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Haha... you're talking to a bloke that likes looking at the furniture and wall paper in porn films ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:36, archived)
# ^ ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:05, archived)
# *saves to 'reference library'*
Really - she has a nice, chunky and chiseled face.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# ^ Wood?
images.wikia.com/halloweenmovie/images/2/29/Angela_Trimbur.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:24, archived)
# She has an intresting face
i like her.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Slinkeh!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)
# \o/
I would like to see her tumbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# VNice have a
(herman:D, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
what a douche!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# ^ What she said
and...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# I remember Lexx
And if I remember Lexx, then you've just photoshopped a penis over a penis.
(Good Penny, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:50, archived)
#
penis over cdc over
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Is she still going?
Just how long does it take for a girl to get herself off in public on a jet of water?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:14, archived)
# FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:16, archived)
# the communal bidets proved popular
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:31, archived)
# this wins the internet


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:13, archived)
# i've had to google her
what a lovely filly.

i'm particularly like the stripy leotard, i am imagining it has a crotch fastning.

*drops ice cubes down pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Out loud pub lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# I don't know her, but I'd like to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Out loud pup lol #2
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)
# *grabs harpoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:01, archived)
# do you mind sir
thats no harpoon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)

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