Messing about with animated gifs
EDIT: Apologies. Now with 5% added Freebase.
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:26,
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it's the only thing on my computer that wasnt pr0n
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:30,
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so the dog isn't rushing up to give oral sex to the camera person then?
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:35,
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what about dog with tits? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:36,
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is that Scooby-Doo's dog tag on his sleeve? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:43,
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yes, he was in the scooby gang before joining the ss real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:54,
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Looks like Scooby-Doo's doo on his right sleeve...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:38,
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Well done for responding with aplomb and an edit.*checks watch* ;)
( enceladus,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:00,
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Thanks. I was so focused on size and quality I forgot about content.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:11,
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You're welcome. It now reminds me that scene from The Thingwith the dog with the man's head - except with extra Freebase.
( enceladus,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:14,
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hahahahathey are also hiding secret codes in numberetti.
have a WOO!
(have a WOO!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:47,
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:52,
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That must have taken you ages to line up the ones on the right...They remind me of VisionOn!
De-RIS
(De-RIS
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:05,
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oR eLseit is a real photo, these things do happen. Small levels of probability, sure, but with the neutrino revelation, well... Everything needs a re-think.
On another note, I find alphabet pasta a difficult medium to work with as regards the creation of ransom notes. Which is a pity. It would be good if ransom notes were edible.
(,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:40,
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On another note, I find alphabet pasta a difficult medium to work with as regards the creation of ransom notes. Which is a pity. It would be good if ransom notes were edible.
haha!They've also put bombs in several Venetian blind factories. If they go off, it could mean curtains for everybody from now on. :)
Have a click.
(Have a click.
enceladus,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:10,
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get out and walkalso Mega-WOO! to the original post
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:40,
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hahahaI recently had a tin of alphabetti spaghetti. It was useless, just full of Os
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:43,
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omg lol duhh!!!!! that was spagetti hoops you spaz!!!!!! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:04,
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LOL IM SUCH A SPAZMO! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:12,
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Great thanks :DOur boys really love her and all is well, tired though!
( Q4nobody,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:36,
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I'd spang youbut I can't stop giggling for long enough to pick up the spanging pan.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:48,
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That's soup herb. I love it. Shared it on Facebook- with a full credit of course.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 30 Sep 2011, 4:01,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Three Frame Movies"){kind=small}
I've never seen this film but I've always imagined it like this(
Where's Alberto Living the nightmare.,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:27,
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...with the sound of PFLRRT!excellent *clicks*
( pzyko Query failed.,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:28,
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Oliver Reed was going to remake some Bruce Lee films"Pissed of Fury" and "Enter the Flagon".
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:01,
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A liver runs through it . . . oh no that wasn't Lee
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:04,
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Pint BreakWhisky Business
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:12,
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The four-x files Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:16,
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the carling buds of may real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:18,
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Back draught Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:29,
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Newkie Brown
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:52,
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The hunt for red bull and vodka Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:53,
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Ale Rider
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:53,
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The Pitcher of Dorian Gray
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:10,
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Some like it hot toddies
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:11,
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mad dog 20/20 and glory real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:38,
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The Thin Red WineHooray!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:46,
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Drunken Master chevron is almost complete
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:06,
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Hurrah!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:08,
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hahahanice one, i expect his mum made his lunch for him.
i bet david's packedlunch is a sandwich of ruined childhood and social injustice, a mini baby bel, pom bear crisps and a frube.
(i bet david's packedlunch is a sandwich of ruined childhood and social injustice, a mini baby bel, pom bear crisps and a frube.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:50,
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hahaDavid loves frubes!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:36,
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Toucan is all up in my faceGet your beak out of my grill Toucan!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:29,
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Why is Keanu wearing a dog mask?
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:56,
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ha ha! how about a double-feature?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:02,
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A second person has posted a toucan pic!If only I could think of a silly pun to mark this occasion.
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:31,
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it seems i replied in the wrong placewww.b3ta.com/board/10549973
am i right in thinking you think my pun maybe a little too obvious?
(am i right in thinking you think my pun maybe a little too obvious?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:57,
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whoah! I'm glad you mentioned what it is. I first thought it was a one-eyed slug hogging the couch
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:32,
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dude!srsly? :P
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:12,
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i was hoping to infect people with an awful ohrwurm;)
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:20,
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Yes, it has been a whole year.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:36,
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It's also Codpiece MondayAnyone care to deliver a toucan in a codpiece?
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:55,
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Mine's wearing a codpiece VV . . . it's just not in the picture
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:02,
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Huspag!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:01,
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Hello Dave.I like your toucan.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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HelloThankyou
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:08,
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You've no idea how long I've waited for a Toucan Monday...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:31,
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i saw you post that before you posted it.take that CERN!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:40,
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I don't have a toucan picbut I endorse this new directive.
( enceladus,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:12,
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Am I old enough to wear this? I am 20 years old.
Am I old enough to wear this?
bit.ly/oniINz
I will talk about it with my mother.
(,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:10,
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Am I old enough to wear this?
bit.ly/oniINz
I will talk about it with my mother.
Oh dear:(
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:11,
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What is everyone else wearing today?I have come to work in a rubber cod piece, brown corduroy waistcoat and walking boots. I forgot my cravat.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:13,
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My aren't you the Beau Brummel of B3ta ;)It's "dress down Monday" here at Chutney Towers....so
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:14,
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*puffs on pipe* Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:14,
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*sniffs*That's Opium isn't it?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:15,
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Just enough to take the edge off*turns on 27 effects peddles and strums a D chord repeatedly*
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:16,
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Codpiece Monday!! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:15,
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^ This...Today should now be Codpiece Monday!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:28,
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So let it be soAnyone want to add it to Wikipedia?
"The nearest Monday to the 26th of September was declared 'Codpiece Monday' by a quorum vote of at least 3 people in 2011. On this day, those in possession of a codpiece are expected to wear it to work or out in public as a fashion statement."
("The nearest Monday to the 26th of September was declared 'Codpiece Monday' by a quorum vote of at least 3 people in 2011. On this day, those in possession of a codpiece are expected to wear it to work or out in public as a fashion statement."
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:58,
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Looks like you have the text for it...* Carry on..
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 13:08,
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Stooooooooneybridge!I still have a Stoneybridge Olympic Bid T-shirt from many years ago when I saw Hunter&Docherty live at the Fringe festival.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:55,
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meh - mine's at the menders Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:46,
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ha haThat took me a while :)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:23,
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It's Monday, I have on my most smashingestest of blouses on.Have a good day all.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:17,
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In that casemay I just say what a smashing blouse you have on.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:18,
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butt plug,flip flops and nothing else
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:29,
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perfect monday attire Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:32,
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i think so, yesbut i can't wear it 3 days in a row, so i'm not sure what i'm going to do tomorrow
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:39,
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Wellies and nipple clamps. Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:55,
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nah, i just know i'd get chafed nipplesi like the wellies idea though, maybe a ball gag would go with them.
*tries outfit on*
(*tries outfit on*
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:59,
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why would you want to wear these?are you ashamed of your nipples?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:15,
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is it safe to click? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:17,
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Advert for nipple covers.How old she thinks you have to be to be allowed to cover your nipples is a mystery though.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:18,
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why would anyone want to wear these?Nipples are smashing.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:19,
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Septics seem to be scared of them for some reason. Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:21,
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why a 20 year old would need permission from her mum to wear these also needs questioning as well.grow up and stop running to mummy.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:37,
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I still think it's odd thather mum might think she's too young to be allowed to cover her nipples up in public. Sounds like an odd family.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:52,
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they can also sometimes cut glass if your name is Bai Ling PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:21,
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Or break windows Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:44,
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do we have to be really nice to this one in case it's a manga artist? HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:17,
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No, just be your usual cunty self:D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:18,
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says the man who's called me cunty twice recently funny how offering advice is a worse act than swearing at each other
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:19,
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YOU CUNTNow it's 3 times :D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:20,
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would you prefercuntastic?
cuntalicious?
(cuntalicious?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:20,
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Cuntalicious?Is that describing Beyonce's front bottom, then?
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:46,
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Pfffft
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:19,
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KE KE KE KE! ^.^;; PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:19,
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yescan you send me the pics please
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:24,
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i don't expect any manga, or any kind of art in the future, so, 
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:24,
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You are a spammerI will fucking end you.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:27,
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What we need is a "report" button like Reddit3 reports on a post and an alarm is triggered in b3ta Towers, demanding action from the mods.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:39,
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Not good enoughI want spammers tracked down and touched inappropriately with a stick tipped in dog poo. Then deleted, banned, wiped from existence and forgotten about for all eternity.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:54,
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or only allowed to view/post in off topic? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:03,
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If you want to look like a Barbie doll, sure. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:36,
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best go for the total hystorectomy and have her vadge sewn up as well then.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:38,
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And have the letter B tattooed on her arse multiple times. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:47,
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The what?oh I see
Lol, so how's that forced prison labour working out for you?
(Lol, so how's that forced prison labour working out for you?
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:36,
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Who said that?Ha ha ha... Ning db!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:15,
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Indeed.
Edit: this is probably my most re-postedwhored image on B3ta, I have long felt it's well past it's stinky-by date so probably the last outing it's going to get.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:33,
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A brilliant depiction of what my typical Monday signifies
(
friskeyferret Whatever...,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:39,
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Yeah you just have to keep running until you reach the relative safetyof Tuesday
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:02,
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Your Tuesday's are safe? Oh how I envy you with a passion!
(
friskeyferret Whatever...,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:27,
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As far as I am concerned, you can repost these for aslong as you like!Edit: If these were post cards or birthday/occasion cards, I would buy them all.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:54,
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Ha ha ta, A couple of years back I was sooo close to making this happen (postcards, Bithday cards and posters) but life got in the way.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:04,
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Fuck life, choose post cards!:D
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:06,
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Hahaha! Always great to see :)And you're only allowed to retire this one if you do another Monday one to replace it ;)
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:00,
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^this
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:01,
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I'm stuck with "doodlers-block" I'm drawing one for someone and can't nail it :(when I've done that I might do another days of the week series!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:05,
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In that case, don't forget how awful Tuesdays are Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:14,
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Well, that's as may be, my friend, but we don't make the rulesNo retiring till there's some replacing :D
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:37,
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It's the end of the Gay-Sift.... or is it???Todays Beauties with their beasts are Linda Hamilton and Olivia Newton-John.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 7:27,
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While todays Stripys are...
Serena Williams, Christina Milian and Ricky Tomlinson.
(Serena Williams, Christina Milian and Ricky Tomlinson.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 7:27,
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he should've gotten a snidey sky boxor digi tv at the very least
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:03,
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I like the bit where you've made it a bit smudgy round the edges.
Fuck is the time, is the place, is the motion mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 7:45,
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ha! i only just spotted flan.I've spent too long on the gay shift
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:09,
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^ You have...Now go and sit in the corner and wear this pointy hat..
Psstt.. That's Serena Williams, not Flan!
(Psstt.. That's Serena Williams, not Flan!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:13,
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no, the one to the right of mr williamsoh, and i never take the pointy hat off!
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 8:19,
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hahahahahah! ace :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:00,
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fucking spider bennet Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:57,
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does everything a fucking spider can real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:03,
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except die by electrocution Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:09,
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or rolled up newspaper?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:48,
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hahahathat`ll teach um
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:50,
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yeah, i could've taken more time over this, so he looked squashed, not liquified ;) real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 5:12,
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fractalicious! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:00,
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manhe looks shit faced
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:44,
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oooohWOohh oooohWOohh oooohWOohh oooohWOohh oooohWOohh oooohWOohh oooohWOohh oooohWOohh
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:50,
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Somehow the eyes on his foreheadmake him look friendlier
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:51,
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Could of been FUCK, but I changed my mind.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:58,
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Your picture wasn't racist so I fixed it for you
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:23,
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This is also in b & w, so I felt it belonged in this thread. The racism is carefully concealed.
4Q just lurking,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:28,
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Hahaha! Stupendous! :)Don't give up, Dogman!
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:03,
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there is a conspicuous lack of badgers PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:21,
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Fair point. I have a few in the use-pile and not done shit with them.I'll remember next go.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:37,
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That white rabbit looks damn mean. Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:45,
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novice gimp gif
trying to get the hang of this...
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:57,
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Cock or beer...?My money is on he'll pick cock.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:00,
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big eck likes a bit of both Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:04,
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All seems in order.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:01,
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yay :)this reminds me of debbie harry in the good times
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:06,
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not bad for a noobnever used gimp for anims but photoshop was a bastard when i first started, i'm still finding out easier ways of doing stuff.
(,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:02,
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cheers manlove your beardy hair stuff :D
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:07,
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I've never tried gimppartly because everyone on here who's tried it seems to find it so difficult to use.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:08,
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If you've got photoshop there's no real point in using it
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:12,
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I don`t have a point of referencemy shitty system won`t download paint.net
I`ll just soldier on:)
(I`ll just soldier on:)
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:14,
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coz it`s a dusty old relicand that`s just the old boiler
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:07,
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oh wow! it must be pretty damn old then.my last pc was 6 years old when it fianlly died, but that ran everything with no problems.
the thing i notice most with my new one is the 60 second start time for photoshop has now gone down to about 5 seconds
(the thing i notice most with my new one is the 60 second start time for photoshop has now gone down to about 5 seconds
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:52,
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oh it`s a nightmare I get the old "pages unresponsive" thing all the time
may have to dig deep soon :(
(may have to dig deep soon :(
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:55,
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build it yourself, or buy a ready made one? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 4:04,
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quite intrigued by the build it yourself optionnot sure how time consuming it`ll be though
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 4:08,
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i always build my ownit doesn't take too long. a couple of hours to get it all together, if you're taking your time, which i'd recommend. then a few hours to get all your programs installed. one afternoon in total?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 4:19,
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how much for a quarter of fuck? Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:37,
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Impressive that all those flags survived the apocalypseI mean even the buildings got wiped out
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:45,
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yay! guns solve everything!except a surfeit of guns
then you melt down the excess guns
and sell more guns, thus solving everything!
(then you melt down the excess guns
and sell more guns, thus solving everything!
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:06,
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bang bangshoot shoot
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:17,
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I think this belongs to you
I love your work so much...
I just had to stick a cock in it
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:16,
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ha! i saw that and thought it looked familiar*something about sticking my cock into fuckwolf*
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:00,
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it`s ace!doesn`t even look shopped
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:05,
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yeah, sometimes i get lucky ;) real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 3:10,
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umm, fuckifino :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:57,
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Faster! FASTER!oh wait, it's not spinning
*collapses in pile of own vomit*
(*collapses in pile of own vomit*
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:07,
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where is your fall fashion thingamajiggy? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:26,
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IT IS A FALL FASHION JOKE WHICH IS QUICKLY GAINING IN POPULARITY. HERE IS THE JOKE:
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:31,
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ABOVE THIS POST IS THE FALL FASHION JOKE. I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS TYPE OF FALL FASHION JOKE.I HAVE TO SAY IT IS PROVING VERY POPULAR
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:35,
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I got out of bed and tuned into b3ta, just so I could say how much I like this type of fall fashion joke.
(
4Q just lurking,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:52,
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THIS IS THE EXACT RESPONSE I HOPED FOR WHEN I MADE THIS TYPE OF FALL FASHION JOKE mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:54,
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Well that's good, because I was plagued with a sense of inevitability even as I wrote that response.But now I can see that the reason for that was because it was the response you had been hoping for.
( 4Q just lurking,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:00,
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du-hu-hu-hude!fate works in mysterious ways
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:22,
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fuck!I just got the kids out of bed, and prepared a teaser (see below) just for this event
...and it's a repost?!?
This is really disgusting and dissapointing
(...and it's a repost?!?
This is really disgusting and dissapointing
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:36,
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I have a copy of that tooWouldn't it be great to be able to walk around in that posture?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:47,
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In case you were wondering what a skeleton's upskirt looks like... Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:47,
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the ministry of silly fannies PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:51,
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Taking her pussy for a walk....stumble.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:53,
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HahahahahahaI demand that you post this every time I announce a posting of my fall fashion joke.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:45,
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a good good freind is dying in thre hospital and i told him to hold on just hold on. i want to see the new fall picture and now my firend he is dead and this is a repost PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:40,
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I know he's dead but show him this anyway
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:42,
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this must have taken you ages thank you. I wuill print it, and tape it to his coffin PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:44,
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OMG, he's back from the dead! This picture cured my best friends deadly bad AIDS PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:45,
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Show it to him at the same time every morningjust in case
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:51,
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This is great, would you like me to do a vector version for you?I have the necessary skillset:
Click for bigger (57 kb)
(
Click for bigger (57 kb)
4Q just lurking,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:05,
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He better be selling more dick. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:49,
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Reasons I love the gayshift: this entire threadI think I'm going to move to America so that the gayshift falls at a more judicious time for me.
( boris the spider,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 6:58,
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Generic fantasy painting 
any resemblance of the little slimey green guy to Peter Mandelson is purely coincidental
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:34,
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splendid stuffyou talented barsteward.
did you toy with the idea of having her hair up as danish pastries?
(did you toy with the idea of having her hair up as danish pastries?
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:44,
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I was tempted to make her a baldyI'm ashamed to admit how long that bloody hair took
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:47,
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stillcracking work on the norks.
can you do a squirel with tits?
(can you do a squirel with tits?
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:52,
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You utter starI've just logged on in a bad mood after working for hours on end and this made me laugh like a nutter.
Thank you :)
(Thank you :)
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:09,
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I'd register on that sitebut I'd have to up my game
and like, I can only draw things that take the piss :D
(and like, I can only draw things that take the piss :D
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:24,
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Not necessarily.I know a few people who are on that site, yet don't really upload stuff. I personally don't use it any more, got pretty bored of it.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:26,
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to be honest, I thought it was for special people who needed praise...
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:27,
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It definitely seems that way some times.Especially when you've got the typical whiny emo cry out for help in the form of a shitty scribble of, I dunno, a cat with a fringe hanging itself.
There is some legitimately good work on there (JollyJack and Moggy to name a few), but the majority really does kinda suck.
(There is some legitimately good work on there (JollyJack and Moggy to name a few), but the majority really does kinda suck.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:32,
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when someone takes a random image and splats a few layers of lines on it with abstract writing and it's like they've wanked out a masterpiece. if you were to say "lol, photoshop" they'd probably start chopping their arms off.
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:37,
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Harks back to a possible out-of-action b3tan taters was telling me about... Killerkitti is it?If there's one thing I've learned from being in graphic design and illustration, is to take criticism well, otherwise... yeah.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:41,
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ah well, that's the whole thing of creative arts of any kindif you can't take criticism then you're simply out of your league, the end. It's brutal out there, especially when a lot of the time you're competing with people who'll do things for free(or near enough) and be good at it too. The reason I like it here is that there's some amazing talent on this site but it's mostly about just taking the piss and making really really terrible jokes, so I'm not going to claim to be anything, I'm happy to just draw the odd shit that appears in my head. :)
of course on the flipside of that you get fucktards who worship whatever vacant crap and fling accusations of ignorance at folk who call bullshit on stuff that's bullshit. Arg, I'm in danger of making deep thought! Back to making shitty noises on toy keyboards :D
(of course on the flipside of that you get fucktards who worship whatever vacant crap and fling accusations of ignorance at folk who call bullshit on stuff that's bullshit. Arg, I'm in danger of making deep thought! Back to making shitty noises on toy keyboards :D
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:51,
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Indeed. I mean, how else are you going to know what you do is good, without the opinion of others?It's why I often find it difficult when I'm working on a project and there's no feedback from anybody at all. And likewise; not to sound arrogant or snobbish, but the reason why I think this site is a better artistic ground than deviantART is, we can take a joke.
Sure, it takes a while to get used to the banter on here, I know Moggy had a bit of difficulty going along with it at the start, but she seems to have accepted that we do take the piss quite often on this site :)
(Sure, it takes a while to get used to the banter on here, I know Moggy had a bit of difficulty going along with it at the start, but she seems to have accepted that we do take the piss quite often on this site :)
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:57,
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go and post stuff on 2chan and watch the same culture clash detonation :Dbut yeah happy times had by all, if you stick around :)
though I've heard some folk say this place is cliquey, but fuck them :D
(though I've heard some folk say this place is cliquey, but fuck them :D
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:04,
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I can't say I've been compelled to take my work to 2chan, but I know I'd be in for some interesting results if I did. XDI honestly can't see how this site is cliquey at all; I think a majority of the users tend to mingle with users on most of the boards and shifts. The worst thing that could come out a mass 'protest' about cliques is that the board would be split into numerous categories, and that would not be at all good.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:18,
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without being 200% fluent in japanese I wouldn't even try to go there :)ah well, as they say, internets: serious business
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:20,
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Oh, it's Japanese? Fair enough. XD Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:22,
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yeah, maybe you are confusing it with 4chanhome of FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
:)
(:)
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:24,
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I always imagined they were the same thing. I guess I was wrong :P Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:28,
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Killerkittiwas not a bad artist. She was much like me, learning as she went along. Her mistake was asking for advice then reacting badly when she got it. Although I'd love advice, I realise B3ta isn't always the place to ask. I tend to post and be damned.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:04,
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I can't say anything bad about kkshe did just ultimately post similar things on here, but then she almost seemed to be growing up on here too, which has bound to have some kind of O_O effect
I've no idea why she left, I've been on somewhat of a hiatus from here myself, no particular reason I was just occupied with other things.
But yeah, sometimes there's a slight issue with the subtlety gland on this site but meh, life's not all fun is it.
(I've no idea why she left, I've been on somewhat of a hiatus from here myself, no particular reason I was just occupied with other things.
But yeah, sometimes there's a slight issue with the subtlety gland on this site but meh, life's not all fun is it.
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:10,
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I didn't see the going of her eitherbut we had fallen out a bit after she asked for an opinion and i gave one. But she was a nice enough kid.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:17,
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ah well, it's all just the flow of stuff over other stuff till it mixes someplaceI don't know where I'm going with this metaphor
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:28,
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I think I saw her DA page one time, and you're right, she isn't a terrible artist.But I think in any business of this kind, it helps to know what your goal is, who you want to affect, and so on. I personally don't mind b3ta in terms of feedback, I think you guys are pretty fair, but I guess that's just me. :P
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:14,
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DamnI have no goal and no idea who i want to affect! I just know i like to draw and 'shop after i retired from singing. Posting on here is far less awkward than showing them to people in RL.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:23,
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Well when I say that, I mean in the industry.It's pretty much drilled into you through college and uni, the whole target audience thing, especially in graphic design. In illustration, not so much.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:32,
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Well i wouldn'tknow about all that. My trade was engineering. Now I run an art gallery, so am having to learn what people like, and fast.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:38,
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You have to remember thoughYou can't please everybody. Whenever people try this, it comes off as being uninteresting and unoriginal. I wouldn't sweat it :) just visit a few galleries, taking notes as you go along.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:43,
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Oh I know.But i do get the chance to do this:
Eat your heart out B3tans! My pic in a real gallery!
They made me take it down though
(Eat your heart out B3tans! My pic in a real gallery!
They made me take it down though
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:51,
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Aww, spoilsports :( I'm sure it'll go your way if you make it so :)Right, I'm off to bed, got a shit load to do in the morning. Nighty night! :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:00,
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YepMe too. I'm in the Gay Shift, and it scares me.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 2:02,
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hahahahahasexy!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:13,
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Will you accept a fox soldier with tits?
Jotted just now. Can't find the motivation to do any uni work tonight. Typical biro drawing, mucked about with a little bit in Photoshop.
I might colour it some time soon, dunno yet.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:04,
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nice doodling.i've got to design some vehicle graphics in the morning, but then i've got some concept artwork to do for a micro brewery, which is ace, i'm looking forward to the next client meeting.
which means most of the day drawing and sketching before i do stuff on the computer.
(which means most of the day drawing and sketching before i do stuff on the computer.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:17,
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Cool stuff, and thanks :)I've got two projects on the go at the moment, both have to be done by December. One is a bit of a drawing exercise (basically reportage), and the other has me producing media for an issue or cause, so naturally I chose the fur trade. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:24,
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I'll say woobut know it is wasted because you have me on ignore.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:43,
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^ she said woo Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:48,
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That made me laughfar more than it should have.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:49,
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glad to be of service:D
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:50,
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Bladdy 'ell! Someone's been busy! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:05,
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"hyuk hyuk! cletus plum broke another one in! hyuk hyuk"
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:25,
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"Gawsh darn it! MARY-SUE! Cletus done fucked mah pig on the good mattress!" Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:40,
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"hot dang! that things been washed so many times yers could eat yer grits off it! Well! Better clean it again the 3rd time this year hyuk hyuk"
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:52,
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"Boy, we sure got lucky we found this old thing! Dumbass city slicker throwing it out like that! Hoooooo-ee!" Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:01,
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"Old? Whut in tarnation is yo' sayin' about mah matress? its bran' noo, so, han's off! Fry mah hide! Yeeehaw!"
( Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:15,
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"Finders keepers, this is Ameerecaah, a free country unlike that Europe!" *fires gun in the air* Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:21,
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whut does yo' say? giddy up, yo reckon yo kin barn ma stuff. yo' better put it back whar yo' foun' it befo'e ma mum foun's out yer Paws na bin Jawhaw! Fry mah hide, we fight for out rats, ignert!
fine night, suh! Fry mah hide! ah's off t'bed, hope mah mattress still in its place!
(fine night, suh! Fry mah hide! ah's off t'bed, hope mah mattress still in its place!
Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:25,
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"Yo' left it out by'd porch! I found it fair an' square!I be's back in a day or two, see if ya left any mo', my ma an' pa sleepin' on the roof, dumbass mo'fockersh! Eeeeeeuh, you can have this ol' thang back, Chuck jus' got a swimmin' pool! Hooooooo-ee!"
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:40,
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what the fog?must have mist that one :)
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:36,
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I don't know weather you're joking or not. :P Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:09,
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me neither Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:10,
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Did you know that his approval rating is greater than 0%?I know. Mad.
( zoldergoose,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:37,
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Someday you too will know my pain, and smile its black-toothed grin\m/
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:50,
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like ...guh-rodie!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:56,
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it's only satire if most people know what the fuck you're talking about
It's dehydrated you know PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:56,
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Best of all the Collapsed Lung songs
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:59,
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ahh-ha!I heard the NPR 'Hearts of Space' poshed-up version by a band named 'Spontaneous Pneumothorax'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:04,
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Buggery Bollocks! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:54,
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I hope you made most of those words up, as they made me titter and laugh mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:54,
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Number 20 has two conjoined faces./ac
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:08,
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I'd like a thin rubbery speed dial mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:16,
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I like to have cretins in my soup.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:21,
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DO YOU WANT TO SEE A FUNNY PICTURE GRONKPAN, IT IS A PICTURE ABOUT FALL FASHIONS mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:02,
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*Rolls D x FUCK*Your Fuck Attack was blocked -2 to Fuck
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:55,
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Go to FUCKDo not pass GO, treasure type: nil
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:17,
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is that klingon?I'd like to see the klingon version of this epic saga :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:48,
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but first, we must know..can it be milked?
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:16,
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You see a second gandalf who appeared earlier.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:28,
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fall harvest LOLs
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:32,
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Ah, it's gourmet, so that's alright thenI still don't know what that actually means, apart from trying to sound more poncy
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:41,
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*Googles* basically, it's making food an art form.In other words you're completely right; it's only added as a descriptive to make things sound poncey.
Misplaced description with this bag of fruit (or bollocks), which is far from poncey.
(Misplaced description with this bag of fruit (or bollocks), which is far from poncey.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:46,
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it's just a term to make poor people like me think that 'the man' is throwing me a bone PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:47,
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cool, cool.but did you understand what the +r was for
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:01,
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No I don't, I'm too busy with this here boner mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:19,
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Pretty much this.^It's like when they claim something is 'FAT FREE!'. Of course it isn't. That's impossible.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:50,
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it means it was produced by the lounge singer, Edie(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:50,
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Lounge against the machineAnd stop calling me Edie
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:51,
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hahaI think a 12 year old has hijacked Pedros accou...... oh carry on then.
( FIEND,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:53,
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not yet today, Grandpa! :D PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:54,
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DO YOU WANT TO SEE A FUNNY PICTURE PEDRO, IT IS A PICTURE ABOUT FALL FASHIONS mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:03,
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yes, yes I do!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:55,
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WARNING! IN THE EVENT OF EMERGENCY USE LARGER HAMMER TO HIT SMALLER HAMMERTHE SMALLER HAMMER IS STORED BEHIND GLASS SO AS TO NOT ACCIDENTALLY POKE ANYONE IN THE EYE
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:14,
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indeeda small child could also electrocute themselves with it as small childs are wont to do!
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:20,
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Mind you,if the child is that small, it ought also to be behind protective glass to prevent harm to slightly-bigger-but-orally-curious children.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:22,
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ok sowe should have a child encased in an oxygen free environment to prevent it going off, with a glass cover to be opened in case of emergency
similarly, we should have a larger child to operate a hammer to let out the smaller child.
the hammer should be stored separately behind it's own glass (so as the larger child cannot use it in an erroneous or mischievous manner) away from the larger child who would again be stored behind glass in a protective gaseous environment.
Thus, the large hammer to release the small hammer to use to release the child releasing hammer and also the large child whom upon release is given the child releasing hammer in order to release the small child.
The duration of this hammer mode transfer and child multiple release should be sufficient to allow the aircraft to crash effectively.
(similarly, we should have a larger child to operate a hammer to let out the smaller child.
the hammer should be stored separately behind it's own glass (so as the larger child cannot use it in an erroneous or mischievous manner) away from the larger child who would again be stored behind glass in a protective gaseous environment.
Thus, the large hammer to release the small hammer to use to release the child releasing hammer and also the large child whom upon release is given the child releasing hammer in order to release the small child.
The duration of this hammer mode transfer and child multiple release should be sufficient to allow the aircraft to crash effectively.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:25,
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Yep, that about covers itExcept for the fact that the hammers may contain nuts
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:44,
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people who have nuthammer allergies will be provided with a chaingun for their indiscriminate use.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:48,
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SorryI had to go to watch Doctor Who, but I'm glad that you've all worked it out while I was away.
I'm sure that at least one of you will get a medal.
(I'm sure that at least one of you will get a medal.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:19,
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it's not a smaller hammer it's a futuristic laser gun in case of future zombiesactually looks a bit like the laser guns from Space 1999
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:26,
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could also be a futuristic soldering gunfor soldering futuristic things to other futuristic things in the future.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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It'll destroy things and replace them with things that are shiny or have tin foil on them!Where will this madness lead us!?
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:28,
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Future zombies are the worst kindBe vigilant!
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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Yes, and they will drink bright green drinksout of frosted glass tumblers like out of Blake's 7.
Future wine.
(Future wine.
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:30,
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there's nothing more futuristic than a 1981 Winebar\o/
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:32,
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I'm quite looking forward to the silver jumpsuits and bob haircuts
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:32,
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Warning!Discomeats appears to have broke his caps lock key.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:29,
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WHERE WE'RE GOING WE WON'T NEED ANY CAPSLOCK
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:31,
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IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE NO LOWER-CASEALL FONTS WILL HAVE EQUALITY OPPORTUNITY TO BE UPPER-CASE! WE MAY DECIDE TO REBRAND LOWER-CASE TO UNDER-CASE SO AS TO PROTECT THE MIDDLE-CASE FROM WORRYING ABOUT STRIKES-THRUS AND SUCH
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:38,
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Yeah those bauhaus lotalways singing "bela lugosi dead"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:43,
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folklore or facta company involved in the communications business in ye days of olde concluded that it was possible to only offer either lowercase letters or uppercase letters and not both in their transmission system.
After extensive and costly research they concluded that lower case letters were better as they were more easily read.
One day a manager asked "How would we write the name of The Almighty?"
And lo, capitals were used from henceforth.
(After extensive and costly research they concluded that lower case letters were better as they were more easily read.
One day a manager asked "How would we write the name of The Almighty?"
And lo, capitals were used from henceforth.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:47,
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AND THAT FUCKING NORMAL FONT WEIGHT HAS TO GO mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:48,
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^ the above post contains nuts. Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:26,
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Maybe a pair of safety gloves and hard top are in place here mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:20,
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Fuck! no high vis?HIGH VIS
need the high vis!
(need the high vis!
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:28,
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the claw hammer is only good for breaking into the 2nd dimension PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:35,
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I've had it with these Stephen Hawkings on this motherfucking Milton Keynes! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:10,
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Do you know how do deal with monkey fighting snakes on a Monday to Friday plane? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:40,
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just me?
Spotted when in sheffield last year... I really should have done this when it was more topical.
de-ris
No...
This is stretching it
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:05,
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ha ha ha.. Now that was stretching things...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:33,
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I'm still trying to figure out how you did multiple posts with the same <img tag!Whenever I try to refer to the same source file in multiple posts (or the same file several times in one post), board deletes them :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:38,
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It's just me that this site hates then :)
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:04,
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yes, it's "take thing from random country""change meaning of thing"
"call it same thing as original"
and then
"watch as people from originating country get confused when they see it" at that stage now
("call it same thing as original"
and then
"watch as people from originating country get confused when they see it" at that stage now
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:08,
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Indeed a bizarre reaction from the Japanese one there I thought"I'm worried by common word of my country!"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:47,
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aren't haiku's supposed to alude to a season anyway?Just wait till she finds out what we call pocky :D
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:50,
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DammitI really have been reading B3ta too long then... Is there hope, do you think? Will I ever be able to see a representation of opposed hands without *that* image springing to mind? GOD DAMN YOU INTERNET!
(,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:18,
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"How do we make a scene in which a girl is crushed inside a giant mutating psychic blob more uncomfortable?" Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:14,
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He said "uncomfortable".Not "fucking horrific".
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:20,
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if one has to take it somewherethat somewhere had better be "too fucking far"
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:26,
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Ilort's down there is a good contender. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:38,
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Could I pledge my support to this, with yet more bad tasteI'm tempted to just keep responding to everyone with /ac 's now :)
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:58,
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Yes, the nice man at the park would like to play too./ac
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:05,
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Oh, I see. Suddenly half of my experience on b3ta makes sense.
(
4Q just lurking,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:19,
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that's some good eatin' right there PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:55,
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Yes, well, I saw this today on my visit to Knowth and Newgrange
Edit - Yes, I did rob this picture off the internet because it was absolutely pissing it down with rain at the time, what with it being in Ireland and all, so I didn't get the chance to take pictures myself.
man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:25,
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6000 year old neolithic goatse no less man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:44,
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