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[challenge entry] Hummus at a low ebb today


I quite like the thought of this however...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# god i'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Better!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# i was tempted to make it a firework
but this way i thought i could shoe-horn in some "i say, that just isn't cricket" joke. then i decided not to bother.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# ...and that's why I don't like cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# because dinosaurs chuck cricket balls at the back of david cameron's head?
i'd have that was a good reason to love the game
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# When you put it like that, I'll play silly cock end
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# sorry, george osbourne's already doing that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Damn it.
And I bet Gove has claimed Wicket Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Yep
you can still go third man though

if you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# silly cockend

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# You love it.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Perfect
If only this would happen IRL
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# We might be able to train a komodo dragon to bowl
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Holy crap
you're right! Get on to the komodo dragon people at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# we'll need permission from the top to ship one into britain though
maybe someone should give david cameron a call. just don't let on.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Lizard mind control!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

:) Also, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# As expected
This is what happens when you suggest everyone should hug a HUDIESAURUS

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Bored with furry? How about cats with moobs?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# phwoar
i bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Right, that's tonight's nightmare sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
# A sexy nightmare, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Oh hell no O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# BORING.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Haven't been the same since I got spiked by Top Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
#
Right, that's tonight's nightmare wetdream sorted.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I think if I ever got aroused by this I'd shoot my self.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# I'll see you and raise you an Eric Pickles
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# kinda reminds me of pink floyd's brick in the wall video

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Oh yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!!!
Aaaaarrggghhhhh!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# That's a proper spoonful of sick at the back of my throat now.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# chin tits.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# shopped pics only!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# i made this from him
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# The Clangers... good TV show
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
haha! stunning *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Eargh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# oh baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# d'awww
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I'll just check b3ta while I have five minutes free at work
OH DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# still wanking
keep going
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Shouldn't there be 6 of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# What bothers me,
is that somehow it looks right.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# That makes me moist
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Leonardo's ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Ah, that enigmatic smile
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Heheheh :o)
Relatedly, I watched the movie M*A*S*H* the other evening for what must havebeen the dozenth time and only then did I sport the Da Vinci homage in Painless' suicide scene. Altman, already pretty stratospheric in my estimation, rises another notch.

EDIT Ah well that's the NHS f*cked then.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# the Lords shall hopefully stuff it
hopefully.

EDIT: Oh.. that was the lords.. fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Fuck
Better not get ill in the next few years
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# :D
I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahah, love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Fantastic sir!!!!!
*Clicks hard*

:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Wow it's slow this afternoon...
Just drop this here

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Properly slow
I'd do something if I wasn't so busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Well I've just got most of my work cleared, but typical lack of hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Look Philip! I bloody knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# You have to stab him three times
to stop him coming back
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# In the chin!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Yeah - in the chinnychozzer!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# "Nice to sir you, to sir you nice"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# or "Knight to see you, to see you knight"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# "'hood game, 'hood game."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Looks like The Sun went there...
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3631754/Bruce-Forsyth-finally-given-knighthood-after-an-amazing-72-years-in-show-business.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Oh dear
The Sun is smarter than me and Drunken Miss put together


/shoots self
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
#
They're far too good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# As they say in Germany

Number 1 in a series of jokes topical in 1997
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Made me giggle, anyway.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# yep!
if you can't put flat pack furniture together you may as well end it all before you hurt yourself or your loved ones
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Hmm, not sure about that
I recently bought a TV bracket that had a multi-page multi-language legal document and a single very ambiguous pictorial assembly photocopy.
Due to the "no expense spared" legal approach, I was in no doubt that there would be no recompense for the trial and error involved putting the thing together.
That was the only thing made clear to me.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Ikealols!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# That "dö nots och dös" that somone (can't remember who) made
still holds the record for the thing on b3ta that has made me giggle uncontrollably for the longest time.

I think it's just something about the well-meaning smiles on the IKEA men's faces.

Edit: This is the one. Kudos to c kick.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Well-meaning?
That's the smug self-satisfied look of a man who knows you've got no stolmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Audi Quacktro?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# arf!
click
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Vorsprung duck quaknik
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Mr McGee


last time i drew an animal like this i was like 11. i hope this doesnt automatically turn me into a furry.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# It has bewbs!
IT CAN BE MILKED!
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Cute style :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
#
cute style
i want to be raped by this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Omygod
A reply to someone else's work.
This is a red letter day for B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I think his mouth and nostrils could strike out on their own
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# It's hardly pterodactyl-bumming-a-bear territory. I think you'll be fine.
Speaking of which, I wonder what the threshold would be in terms of *ahem* questionable content in drawings on /board...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Moosetits!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I'm wanking
Keep drawing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Nicely!
Not worth it's own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Coarse language. That's why they all died out
's true. Google it.

Bloody hellfire, only 8 new threads since 7.20 this morning! B3ta, what is happening, Has Moggy finally abducted everyone or has Happy Toast, bullied everyone so much they left?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# ClanSoul's back.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Oh Joy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Everyone seems afraid to post new threads these days
I think it's the effect of too many years of Nazis shouting "THREADRUSH" and "BOARD FUCKING ETIQUETTE". Me, I was going to post an amazingly annoying and amateurish Freebase this morning but real work got in the way and I never finished it. It was shit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I think I agree
I've noticed an increasing level of arse'y-ness about here of late. The couple of people I spoke to take the attitude "it's only a bit of banter, and if they can't take it they shouldn't be here...."

Which strikes me as a touch unfluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I reserve the insults and banter for people who've been here a long time and hopefully know my sense of humour
You complete wazzock.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I try and do that
because anyone stupid enough to stay posting on b3ta for five fucking YEARS deserves whatever they get. Fucking morons. GO AND DO SOME PROPER WORK YOU GOD DAMN HIPPIES.

Edit: Good God. I'd have sworn that I've not been on B3ta as long as chutney. Turns out I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Yeah
I've no problem with banter, but I think even regulars are posting fewer new threads. There's still plenty of stuff going into the threads that are there but I've noticed more new pictures in old threads than before. Maybe it's just me noticing it and it's always gone on, but maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I don't have access to a decent, graphics-manipulation-capable computer
Hence all the reposts and little new stuff :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# :(
I've been mainly photoshopping story covers recently, and even those I don't have the time to photoshop properly. Although since I use Gimp I should probably say I don't have time to gimp them properly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# When the board's moving slowly, it takes longer for spats to resolve themselves
as they tend to linger, like farty smells.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# let's get it moving faster then
no more of this "not worth its own thread" malarkey. i have NEVER posted anything worthy of a new thread, and i don't intend to stop now!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I'll throw my own shit any anyone that want's arsey!
don't get no more fresh arsey than freshly formed flung feces

That's what grandpa used to tell us
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# This and the thread it rode in on
are fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# /\ this /\
and "thread it rode in on" made me happy too
(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# haha
me too :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# awesome work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Now you're talking!
Top stuff.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Ta Moleypoos
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Ohh nice
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# ignore me, just letting off steam
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Thatcherzilla returns!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Cameron killed jobs?
I knew he was evil, but surely he can't get away with that?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Well he seems to be getting away with everything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I remember Stevie Wonder being in this joke
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# O_O
Scary!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# hahahaahahahahah
....oh. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# That messianic pose at the end of his speech made me physically ill.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# he's not the messiah
he's a very naughty boy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Let off your steam . . . anytime . . . baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Oh, indeed, yes
leeched off getty...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Tuesday.
Shut it Vince!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I hate the Tories as much as the next man
but even I'm not convinced that this is all their fault
(turbomerl, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
# accidentally sold off the public sector?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Rumpole of the Bailey?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# i bought a barbecue today, it's fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Yes it is.
Next!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# yes!
lets get labour back in, they'll sort all this mess out...


...oh, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# haha yep.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# whilst i'd agree with the sentiment,
I'd say the situation is not really comparable with slavery.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# true
some slaves were able to buy their freedom
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# yeah, the jammy sods
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I'm quoting a reported statistic on the financial divide between rich and poor
which is greater now than in the days of slavery

I'm not saying we're slaves
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# reported where?
Sorry, I think the comparison is fatuous. I'm in South Carolina at the moment and, having toured a rice plantation yesterday, I'd say the slaves were worse off than the poorest in the UK at present.

Anyway, I'm off for a mint julep.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I believe the statistic springs from here
hotterthanapileofcurry.wordpress.com/2010/04/22/londons-rich-poor-gap-widest-divide-since-the-days-of-slavery/
it's saying how rich the rich are, not how poor the poor are. I assume slavery is used as an example of rock bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Slavery would give someone zero wealth, zero debt
I'd guess that now, there are people with little wealth, significant debt (albeit with greater freedoms than slaves).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# (in London)
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha :(
*cries a little*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)
# We need to get rid of them and vote in a communist dictatorship
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# *queues for state-issue bread*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)
# I love you
(teasus likes tea, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Woo!
Nice one BBd'O Happy Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# At least the charts should be getting better soon.
(twattybanjo, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:39, archived)
# TOAP on the front page YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# really? find the single magic source image online then :P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# 15 more years!
15 more years!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# I prefer AngryToast to EmoToast :D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Fucking cunts
(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# don't know whether to laugh or cry
If you really think that the current coalition government is to blame for the current state of affairs regarding unemployment or the rich/poor divide, please gaz me with your reasoning as it seems to me that the inherent issues that have resulted in the current state of affairs (regarding employment and wealth distribution) are all hangovers from the previous government and cannot be rectified immediately with some magic wand by the coalition within one year during a global financial crisis (not least due to the massive overspending by the previous government which led the current administration to take power in a situation of already massive debt and impending financial meltdown).
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# you should laugh
because this is b3ta

But no, I don't think they magicked up all these problems in the last few months at all. I think the majority of the problem (financial) they set in motion in the 80s with letting the banks get ahead of themselves and encouraging everyone to buy houses and things that they could never afford.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
#
B3ta is not a place I expect to see political propaganda that contains no actual joke but instead just unfounded accusations. I have nothing against your picture but was surprised it was FP'd.

I don't understand your reply. I didn't suggest that they magicked these problems up, more that they existed and that the inability to magic them away cannot be held against the tories.
Also I don't understand what you find wrong about encouraging house ownership Don't you think people should aspire to own property and assets? Do you want your children to own homes?
And what of the years of labour rule? Do you think that the tories fucked it all up before, then labour came in and did nothing wrong, and now the evil tories are ruining it all again? What about labour selling off our assets and gold, borrowing left right and center, increasing the civil service into a huge unsustainable bloated mass (in order to decrease unemployment by employing them directly by the state) and encouraging mass immigration at a huge rate which resulted in a figure of something like 97% of new jobs created in london being filled by immigrants since 2007?

I'm just saying, they took over the country in an awful state and blaming something like unemployment or the wealth divide on them is as hypocritical as it is pointless. They have done plenty to make fun of without pandering to cliches and lies.
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# well I thought the burning tree logo was quite funny
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# granted
and apologies if I snapped at you. Again my rant wasn't so much at your picture as it was at backing up the sentiment using rabble-rousing statements out of context. Don't wanna seem OTT but in my defense I did suggest gazzing me for debate rather than carrying on here.

Anyway obviously I know this is just b3ta and I don't take any of this seriously, but if some people are gonna yell "bunch of cunts" then it can't hurt to hear the other side.
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# One thing you should know about this site, and it even says on the Uncyclopedia page, is that most users
are rather left wing. This site attracts the urban middle class crowd.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I live in the hope that
the urban middle class crowd might one day be interested in actual politics rather than popular opinion and hearsay. I don't care which wing you are, what newspaper you read or what party you support, but I do care that people form opinions based on facts not fictions.
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Here Here.
People have got to stop demonizing others just for their views.
(unless they're BNP/NF)
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Or the UAF
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# In that case
I'd like a citation for "massive overspending by the previous government", please.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Among the many a google search pulled up
Here's a recent one: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/8569367/Labour-spending-Gordon-Brown-and-Ed-Balls-ignored-warnings-and-wasted-billions.html
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# not really a dependable source though is it?
now plesae fuck off tory boy
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Yeah,
I didn't think I'd have to ask for a non-partisan source, but there you go. I could easily post a "no they haven't spent it all" from the Guardian in reply, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
# The Guardian, you say?
How about this one?
(quaint, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I'm interested in Hear'Say.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)
# I thought it was an asteroid
coming to wipe out all the dinosaurs again
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# ^this
i'm used to seeing cutting political satire on b3ta, often from people like HT and BBD'O, but to see something this dry FP'd is a bit...hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# The satire has usually been shit
BBD'O is rarely funny, Happytoast with very few exceptions is great though. But it's getting worse and worse. I've become really quite sad at the way b3ta has changed from a fun, fluffy way to spend some time to what we have now. The dinosaurs compo was a nice change though and reminded me of how much of a nice place it used to be.

B3ta has always done current affairs, but generally it's done them in a way that everybody has accepted is wrong, but funny. The political stuff isn't funny, it's just hatred.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Well said.
Also, to adress the point about "letting the banks go mad", Banks are private businesses and should be treated with the same rules as any other. They should be Neither overegulated, as in socialism , nor bailed out, as in corporatism, when the consequences of their actions hit them.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Great
Until the company you work for can't pay your wages because its bank has just shut down.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Is that the same previous government
who blamed everything on the previous government?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# to be fair it's mainly workshy northerners,
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Not soft Southern gits
or sponging Jocks then?
(ianisme, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Inevitable consequence of massive credit expansion under Zanu Liebore.
You're all lucky you're not starving while being ridden as livestock by the Chinese.
(SSSSSSSSSS, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# and then there's us midlanders
We are all so fucking loaded here it's awesome. Officially 94% of midlanders have their own private penguin collections and a small country somewhere or other.i long to be a soft southern shandy drinker or cheeky scouse tea leaf.
Why can't people hate us too. ( weeps ( sort of )meaningfully).
( Braces for impact )
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# clearly
you lot have NO idea on politics or this was done out sheer boredom because you couldnt think of anything else to do.
(gigeorge, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Ha ha...
How'd I miss this?!

(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Get to da iceberg Billy!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Fucking excellent.
Or should I type ... "eggsellent"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Fuck you, whitey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Ooh ta, no rain sadly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Compo it
Penguins are a kind of dinosaur
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# And cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
i'm going to have a tommyzola sandwich for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Cor! Lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Cheers Moleypoo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# He's one bad mother fucker
also - Och Aye The Noo Laddie - can you guess where I am today?

That's right - Ireland, and the sun is almost shining
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I once went to Scotland and got a sun tan, and the following week went to Ireland, and deepened said tan.
It's the end of days, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# not much chance of that happening in Trim today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# There's nothing for it.
You're going to have to get drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# that WILL be happening.
Tonight at a Gala dinner and tomorrow when we visit our distillery!

And this trip is made all the better as nobody's Blackberry works!

Glad I brought my lappy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# ugh - the 4am start has just hit me
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# He's in Ireland, it's the fucking law
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Shut it, deepened tanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# They stamped it in my passport
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# that's not the sun...not in Ireland...
probably Bono's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# come to think of it...
AH JESUS! IT'S RAINING BROWN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I used to regularly commission a journalist in Dublin, who was slagging off Bono.
When I joined in, she gave me a right bollocking. "That's Saint Bono to you, English boy" she told me. Aparrently slagging Bono is like the World Series - it's a national sport that no one else is allowed to participate in.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ah, that explains that whole getting-up-for-the-crack thing then.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Sun? Ireland???
That's a reason to celebrate if I ever heard one - Slรกinte!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# top 'shop right there
*clicky* AND A WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Ta Elvis!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# bloody hell very good, like a 26th century skeksis
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Rockhopperzilla-Dredd!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Ooh thankee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# If it flaps, we can kill it.
Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Cool!
EDIT

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Cheers Baz! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Billy doesn't understand

Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# nicely
woo
(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Cheers herman!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] bit bored today
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
# this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Heavily Peace
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
# \o/
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Whose side is the Stegasaur on?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
# If he'd landed on that gun barrel
he'd have a bit of a stegosorearse
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
# That's a bloody spang if I ever saw one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Ooof! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# bend over
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# ah, you use a red background screen as well, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)
# It's a subtle mention of Guadalcanal in with Tiananmen Square
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# This sort of thing happens all the time.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Ooooh... very nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# hefalump square
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# And finally . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
# That burger looks so puny in his mighty hands
and he holds it with a daintyness that suggests a sensitive, thoughtful personality.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
# trevor is indeed a sensitive, yet forceful lover.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)
# you miss being in prison with him, dont you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# every day is like a year
of course he looked different in prison, in there he was a six foot neo nazi skinhead covered in tattoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
# this guy?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Gladstone Small neck FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Aw Trev. Bong!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Nick Chegg
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha
That made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:58, archived)
# That is all I ask...
...;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Such a happy chap!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Now do the naked version
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)
# I don't know why I was just thinking that, too.
/mindbleach
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Now do the naked sexytime version.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:17, archived)
# what Waspy said
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha, Great work!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
# "GET YOUR COCK OUT CLEGGERS!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# haha
dear God!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# nick cleggeron

burns victim
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Stereotypasaurus...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:49, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hello fluffchunks!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Herro!
How's you today?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Okeedokke ta!
You? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Absolutely tip-top!
Been trying to lose a bit of the weight I put on over the summer... all those evenings in pub gardens. No mid-week drinking and sensible eating for the next couple of months.
Two weeks in half a stone down and I feel great.
Who'd've thought....?
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Well done you!!
Phwooooaaaar! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I know. I'm a super smug cunt at the moment.
Really fancy a beer and a bag of chips though...

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Ooh I'm hungry AND thirsty now!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Isn't that a Taiwanosaur?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Better stay away from it
It could be a Manchu-er.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
# D'oh! *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# down the pub
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:57, archived)
# does Hoffmeister still exist?
*edit - ah, no, killed in 2003 news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3188382.stm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Yes
but he no longer drives KITT!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:04, archived)
# alas no
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/3188382.stm


edit: PAH! foiled by my habit of reading crap on wikipedia while leaving the preview window open
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Likewise
I was reading the reference notes...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# yeah but i found this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkR0krOm9M4
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)
# RE-RECORD, NOT FADE AWAY
RE-RECORD, NOT FADE AWAY
RE-RECORD, NOT FADE AWAY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZCtQlnDYZE

i think i should probably get some work done now instead of getting horrible songs from 80s adverts back into my head
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I wonder
If i can still claim on the lifetime guarentee on my video tapes
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# give it a shot
they'll probably try and weasel out of it and claim that "lifetime" meant the lifetime of the tape, and pull some number out of their arses for what that lifetime means, but we're wise to their game
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# my dad used to say "re-record not fade away" to me, on account of my bony ribs as a child
they are now well hidden :o(

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:17, archived)
# liposuction is your friend
get all the padding taken out and use it to stuff a sofa. you can sit on it with your dad watching telly

(i don't remember ever being compared to that skeleton but it wouldn't surprise me. i had really bony ribs too. they're getting increasingly well padded on me, too :( )
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Long gone, apparently
www.brandrepublic.com/news/192212/follow-bear-door-hofmeister-axed/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)
#
is Kestrel still going?
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Mmmmm....warm Kestrel Super, straight form the can.
straight form the can. Never drunk indoors.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:09, archived)
# I saw someone buying a can of Kestrel Super this morning
as I was stocking up on White Lightning
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)
# i've still got 56 barrels of double diamond in my garage
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:44, archived)
# That makes me moist
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)
# You're not meant to shower with it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Lovely.
And such a happy ending!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:10, archived)
# ^ What she said

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Hahaha
*follows*
'nings all.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
# haha!
*votes
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# GOT MY VOTE!
Lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# hahahaha
VOTE BEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# FP this immediately THX.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Hahahah
(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Yay! Robin Askwith!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 7:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:03, archived)
# "I just read this really good book by a philosopher. Karl... Karl..."
"Marx?"

"Oh, at least 9 out of 10."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:06, archived)
# There was also the experiment in animal education, involving riding animals and philosophy
But as it turns out, you can't put Descartes before the horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:09, archived)
# And the time the local Chinese takeaway was offering free copies of the works of Nietzsche with every order
Every time, they'd ask "Do you want Friedrich with that?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Or the book I got by a Welsh philosopher, that appeared to be printed on dry leaves. Bertrand.. Bertrand...
"Russell?"

"Yeah, it was quite noisy."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# And at one Nazi bookburning, they set fire to works by that French mathematician/philosopher, whatsisname Pascal.
"Blaise?"

"Yeah, they burned pretty easily."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Tribs is here 'tll Friday, folks...
folks...Try the veal and don't forget to tip the waitresses...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# And now, I'd like to finish with a song
It's a little number I call "13th century English philosophers like to shag dead pigs", or "Let's all Roger Bacon" for short...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Is this thing on?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# "I read a book once.
"It was green." - Porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)
# My Dad is a skinny Norman Stanley Fletcher
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
# "Emmanuelle"
Oh I see. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Hurrah!
This is great.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
# luvly
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Very good.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# NIng Happy Hump Day B3ta!
Yesterday 'Eduard Khil's Haircut' then put a shout out for Brigitte Lahaie. I had to start my research for this one, last night and I think this was the only SFW image I found.
Then 'The Mock Turtle' messaged me asking if there was "Any chance of Pavarotti?"

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 7:23, archived)
#
'dogbomb' requested Robin Askwith tomorrow please! Seconded by 'Joe Scaramanga'.
and finally, Google suggested Art Clokey. (Also are Goggle having a laugh).

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 7:23, archived)
# Morning Wobbles!
Isn't the Google logo great! I love the horse.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Don't we all
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Nice one WB. Hope you enjoyed the "research" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Immensely...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Joey Belladonna tomorrow please?
Alas, infinitely less interesting research..........
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Looking good WB
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
# 'Ning WB
Tomorrow's request is Lenny Bruce. Bonus points for adding a Crudely Drawn Blah (de-RIS on that).
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Not a fucking clue.

Been up since 3.30 and have just listened to the Shat's new album - "Seeking Major Tom".
Mind boggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 6:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 6:46, archived)
# Also:

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 6:48, archived)
# Not done her, but would. Nor him & unlikely to. This'll have to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 6:53, archived)
# Groan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# draw Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 7:31, archived)
# Bringing two great things together without resorting to Bhuddism
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Very good
Except the Taj Mahal is in Agra
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 6:54, archived)
# He lives in Delhi
But he's on holiday.
*squirms
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 7:26, archived)
# Ha ha
Silly me
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 7:43, archived)
# How A-Llaming!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 7:07, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 4:16, archived)
#
I'm not gonna change your sheets again Mr Hastings !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 4:40, archived)
#

Have some crappy music



(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
I FUCKING LOVE HATE YOU ALL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 5:44, archived)
# DON'T HARBOR THE RAGE
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 5:52, archived)
# You changed the nurse's face too now.
Much better
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 6:35, archived)
# Fucking lazy old cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 6:41, archived)
# 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 6:47, archived)
# I am going to have so much fun when I am an old man
I will barge my way to the front of every queue and I will wear a cardigan with pompoms on the shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 7:03, archived)
# slippers and dressing gown 24/7 for me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Woo.
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Not very funny!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:13, archived)
# I lolled
Well played :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:43, archived)
# the violin?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 3:52, archived)
# exactly!
the fuck is going on with the violin?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 4:01, archived)
# i think it has to do with Nero fiddling while Rome burned, but I don't see any fire
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 4:03, archived)
# i DEMAND an explanation!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Bit of a mistranslation
He actually Lidled while Rome burned - he nipped down to the local Lidl shop to get some cheap German chocolate and other fine produce.

His successor, Galba, was much more of an Aldi fan - but only lasted 7 months in power before being executed. Emperor Constantine, however, was very much a Waitrose shopper. He loved their own-brand bourbon cream biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
# this makes no sense
the earliest recorded referance to a fiddle like instrument is in the 9th century, yet nero died in AD 68.

make sense little soft drink!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] If dinosaurs...


And you should see the pooper-scooper.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
# i've been seeing a lot of shit on here this week
I've been a contributor :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# You
invented shit
:p
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Dung beatles?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Yes, yes!
They 'released' Sergeant Pooper's Lonely Farts Club Band, didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:45, archived)
# *golf claps*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)
# *Audi ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:50, archived)
# wheels out duck related pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)
# It's a Quacker!
Edit: Say it with a Belfast accent
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:59, archived)
# the only thing i can say with a NI accent is
"i'd like a litre of petrol"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 3:45, archived)
# fucking springs!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)
# I blame the dinosaurs.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks jokes
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:13, archived)
# how do they work?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 3:29, archived)
# 'Eleanor Rigby, wearing
the faeces that she keeps in a jar by the door...'

that was theirs, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
# Well it made me laugh
but you can probably see what kind of mood I am in.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)
# "Laid a Mad Dog Egg"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)
# haha - christ!
I had to parse that a couple of times before I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)
# 'It's been a hard day shite'
Sorry-too easy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:26, archived)
# i dont know why
...but your 'feral bananas' post still haunts the darkest regions of my psyche
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)
# haha - I still catch myself
looking at the bananas in the fruitbowl out of the corner of my eye, in case they sprout teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)

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