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More meetings, Gromit?

(metalwarlord, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 4:01, archived)

More meatings

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:25, archived)

Meat moorings

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Chumps 👀, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:27, archived)

Meaty moorings

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:45, archived)

More meat rings

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Chumps 👀, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:48, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 2:05, archived)

Oh yes!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)

I just logged in to say

"Bravo!"

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An Egg ,D, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 2:58, archived)

tgr

hello

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)

This is my last post. Goodbye forever.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 3:09, archived)

bai!, LOL

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 5:36, archived)

SUPER SPRING COLLECTIONS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:18, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:22, archived)

You're just hopelessly not a la mode if you water the plants in any other way

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:47, archived)

One of those "Magic Eye" thingies?

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:37, archived)

fabulous

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)

FUCK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:56, archived)

YAY!

best flan EVER

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 3:32, archived)

This might be a Polish Galaxy 500

Sorry, more punk stuff.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q9_AMqxj5Y&feature=related

For more jangley guitbox singy songy sickly stuff, click here

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaRZJm2hEFM

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)

Most excellent!!

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Chumps 👀, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:30, archived)

You bastard

That's how my nan went

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:48, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)

^{* may contain lies}

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)

Weirdly, the 'normal' picture still looks more fucked up to me.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)

Though this is undeniably great, obvs. BFF, etc.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)

It is a weird picture, has to be said.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)

nicely!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 3:33, archived)

hahaha

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 3:36, archived)

F.A.S.T

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:29, archived)

Fobbed off

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

sounds like the start of a Dr Who episode to me

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)

A friend....

...who's in to CB's and the like tuned a walkie talkie to a common key fob frequency. We had much fun watching business men going mental that their BMW's/Audi's/Merc's were not opening for them. When they got fed up they'd try and resort to the key; Alarm goes off, rage begins, we try not to crash in to anything while driving away laughing like loons...

(Megamoss, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)

ooooh! i do this quite often in tesco's car park. might make a video of it lol! 433.925 keyfob freq!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)

433.920MHz

Is the frequency that many car plippers use. There were a lot of problems at one of the Bristol hospitals because there was a transceiver mounted on top of one of roofs which cause car alarm problems. Problem is the design of the receiver built into the car - built for cheapness rather than immunity to signals close by that shouldn't affect them if they were designed propoerly.

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Snar, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)

I now have the theme tune in my head...

Daaah da da daa da da daaaah daaaa daaah dada da da daa daaahhhh
I have no idea where I was going with this...

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)

stovepipe

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

YES!

wut?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:05, archived)

dambusters?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)

ghostbusters.

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)

hostbusters

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 3:34, archived)

Chilling Handcamera Footage of a Turkey Attack on an ABC News Producer

www.b3ta.com/links/chilling_handcamera_footage_of_a_turkey_attack_on_an_abc_news_producer

(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)

O HAI!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

HAHAH!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

What was that dinosaur called again?

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

Is this in the compo?

I'd rather like to vote for it. :)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:36, archived)

Hahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)

ketty katatonic

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guess i missed the boat on this one but hey im bored

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s-drop take it to the bridge, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

... then ket 'em out again.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

kids from the K ho.

also, wasn't she is that girl group, Katatonic Kitten?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)

duck duck duck duck duck

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

fuck a duck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)

In the olden days, it was "Lord love"

now, "fuck".

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)

*drops monocle*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)

well, pluck that

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

may I be the first to say

happy candles

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)

christ

that long

now there's a productive use of an existence :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:42, archived)

candles!

fork handles

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)

I forking love handles

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:42, archived)

Candle time is here

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)

blessed be the candles

for they are wax, string and illumination

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)

merry burny stick day

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)

let's burn things

in a non riotous manner

as that would result in jail

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)

happy candlefuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)

let's fuckin.. ARG IT BURNS

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)

Happy candleday fella :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)

yay!

I might spend it in lidl

tutting at people who go by :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)

That's the way to do it :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)

HAPPY BURNY WAX DAY!

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)

burn burn burn it makes the world turn

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)

HOLY MFUCKIN CANDLETIEMS

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)

Happy b3day.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)

Candl3boy!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 5:20, archived)

happy! :D

(maninthespoon, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 5:59, archived)

Happy anniversary of signing up for a website account day!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:05, archived)

What they said

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s-drop take it to the bridge, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)

would

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

n't

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)

i thought she looked like penelopy from thunderbirds

Click for bigger (150 kb)

but now she looks like a guy in drag

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s-drop take it to the bridge, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)

it'll be the plastic face

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)

Pete Burns.

Without the personality.

Which, on reflection, is probably a good thing.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)

I like this, in a non-yiffy way

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:04, archived)

CALL 1-800-FUCK AND ORDER YOURS TODAY!!!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

FUCK-Y FRESH!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

Yo, smell ya later!... o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

fresh as fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

That is one fresh crotch

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)

good work on the flag logo!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)

*orders a shitload*

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

Iiiiiiiiin West Fuckadelphia, born and raised

In the gymnasium where I spent most of my days...

(User #86772, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

hahaha

nice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)

Yes

this + cyan baseball cap

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)

fresh !

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)

Ha ha ha.

I love this!

^{And really need to watch Videodrome again. It's been a while.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:11, archived)

on VHS or BETAMAX i hope

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

Betamax for the total win.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

watched Blade Runner on a video the other day

takes you right back! picture was a bit off at first... till I remembered about tracking! ...the things you forget

_{kids these days dunno they're born!}

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)

Don't worry, I'm massively old as well.

On our video, 'tracking' was just a little dial thing on the front of the thing. YEAH, MUM I'M FUCKING WITH THE TRACKING, YEAH? And basically that means moving your fingers a bit. Welcome to technical support, mother. I'm a fucking technological genius now, so be sure to inform various uncles and what-not.

Seriously though, these kids with their internodes and blu-raves...I don't know what's going on, etc., etc....

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:52, archived)

The FUCK king of everywhere!

(Hairy Twatter, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:50, archived)

ha! nicely!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)

;(

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Rico, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)

I would call that violet

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

He would kick you in the cunt if he heard you say that!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

I'd rip his nadgers off before he got the chance

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

*buys ticket to genital mutilation fest*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

put it into airplane mode, make sure you are using an apple cable, and plugged directly into the computer

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

Cheers! :)

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Rico, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

Don't forget to plug in the cheeseboard and set the monitor to waistcoat!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)

Sound advice.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

Ok, try turning up the speakers

Does that help?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)

My arsehole doesn't have speakers.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)

have you tried turning up your arsehole ?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)

I tried a cabbage and bean soup, still no luck.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

Perhaps that's the problem

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

Shit, THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)

Well that goes without saying!

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Rico, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

I can't believe I nearly got to the end on the day without knocking one out for Angela Rippon!

So here's a quick one..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

_{* Has no-one noticed who the driver is?}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

It looks like Chris Evans..?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1173168500/chaos_engine_mercenary_bigger.gif

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

Here is a lovely chevron for you all

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)

Chevron you say?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)

Buggery Bollocks!

I see what you mean now... Sorry...

EDIT: ~~Sorry~~ Woo I fixed it!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

Thanks Wobs (*casually un-ruins*)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

*ruins*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

Where?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

I think the board should be more aesthetically pleasing

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

Pffffttt

De-Riz

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

you

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

I ave been wondering

Seen you post quite a few of the pics here, what are they? what have you done to them? reduced the number of colors? or is it more than that? cheers!

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

They are VAG CREAMS...

* nuff said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

Good answer Wobs

It is both factual and succinct.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

I'm still mystifyied by this phrase

but I imagine it is some kind of Bourbon variant

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

It's something you might say to someone when they've given a response you approve of.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

But that's not important right now.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

Pretty much nothing.

FILTAS

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

YaY for Angela Rippon

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ5y3A-jgxI&feature=related

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)

^This

Bless; innocent days and the mere look of Angela Rippon's legs would have me panting. I'm over that and now stalking Fiona Bruce.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

A quick hack of the moobs, not worth a thread...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

shopped only please

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

Angela Rippoff!

Knocks one out. Woo.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

Been messing about at Morrisons again...

They probably hate me.

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

what a cunt

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)

That's some cheap cunt right there...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

CCNT?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)

Quite!

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)

Hehe

I hope some stuck up arsehole is suitably appalled by this

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)

I like this.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

Hahah

cunt

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)

The bit I liked best

was when you rotated a 'C' by 45 degrees in order to make a rude word facilitating 'U'.

(Duke Skellington, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:03, archived)

The bit I liked best

was when you redefined geometric terms...
;)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:19, archived)

The bit I liked best was when he balanced the bottle on its edge.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)

click to disturb

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

here's a .png of his wife if anyone wants it

here's a .png of his wife if anyone wants it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

that's some pussy action, yo

edit: arg my microphone cable is turning my computer into an am radio and picking up german radio now!

AAARAARgargargarga!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

shit be shakin'

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

She seems to prefer being the Top Cat, there.

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

Evening chief

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

evening

..........deckhand?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

Ooh! A promotion!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

I owe you at least 3 pints!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

Ha ha ha... How lovely...!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

ha ha!

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

The photo of Fox on tomorrow's guardian smells memey.

yfrog.com/z/h64rs9j

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cupboardy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)

Ha ha! Yes!

quick and shit...see ya's...o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)

hahah

Who's are those fingers, Mr. Fox?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

the ffu...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

i wonder which tabloid is going to accuse him of being gay first?

they are all doing it between the lines or their articles at the moment.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

As Bobby Lew has pointed out on G+, being outed is the best case for Fox.

Because if he hasn't been taking his boyf around with him, he's been taking a corrupt arms dealer enabler.

https://plus.google.com/114018232303831249060/posts/YAaeYn1qB8S

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cupboardy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)

hahaha

splendidly written, nail on the head, etc...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)

Indeed

I have a sudden temptation to do a Freebase pic. A Freebase pic different to all the Freebase pics that have gone before.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

not shit?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

That is the lofty aim I would aspire to, yes

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)

yeah, you tell im!

er, wait what?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

Hey, I lost my original freebase source pic (The one done by you). Could you be so kind to upload it here and now?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)

aw, c'mon... u__u

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

Isn't it on b3takit?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

Yes...thank you.

All these years and I didn't know about b3takit. O__o Wow!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

it's been in my profile for yonks

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)

Jeeeze...it's like I have no brain today. What else am I missing out on? :/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

Steve Jobs died last week

;)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

O_O -no wai

The end is nigh.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)

crosstraining

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)

hahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

Fuck is the message and the message is fuck

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

word

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)

FUCK!!!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)

fuck style

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

the annual FUCK seminar went rather well

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

Very motivational.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

helps build muscle

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

Flex Armstrong

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

So cash!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

I find pootling very therapeutic

Thanks goes to Jacqueline Howett, from whose "I Love Corgis" image I stole a few "c"s.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)

haha clicks

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

Thanks :)

Yours makes me instantly hear the theme tune to those words

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)

I remember being really frustrated at not finding a font like that anywhere :S

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

:) I used to quite like penguins

but after all this time on b3ta (and two sodding penguin comps!) I'm getting quite fed up with them.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

i've tried replying to this twice

what's going on?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)

You're clearly drunk.

Bad Smash Monkey

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)

i'm not drunk!

i'm in hospital tomorrow, so no drinking :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)

Fuck, that's scary. You should get drunk.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

wish i could :(

having cameras up your bits is bound to be unpleasant

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)

Just pretend the camera is Johnny Depp.

Or whichever actor is considered good looking these days, I dunno I'm not gay.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

i'm not really a follower of current trends

and i'll be under anaesthetic anyway

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)

Just pretend the anaesthetic is Adrien Brody

And the surgeon is Brad Pitt.

Fuck me, this is gonna be one sexy operation.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)

last time i was faced with a sexy doctor

i almost got thrown out of casualty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

I probably shouldn't say then...

but I am a very sexy doctor.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)

*Awaits proof*

Right, I'm off to the post box. Maybe back later.

Chance of me being back on b3ta within the hour: 56%
Chance of me eating fish tacos: 63%
Chance of me contemplating the futility of my existence: 97%
Chance of me getting more drunk: 99.99%

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

chance of me being jealous: 100%

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

I can always give you the fish taco recipe

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

Here

Sexy and mysterious

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

with insanity

and a bad case of back boobs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

hahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

think i'd better go get some sleep.

g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

Good luck tomorrow

just think all that probing will prepare you for any alien invasions.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

Haha. Perverse aliens!

Best wishes to youuuu, Smash Monkey!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

Good night and good luck!!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

All the best for your op.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

good luck

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

Ahahaha

That is exactly what I look like.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)

I thought so I used image enhancement technology

"Zoom sector A 1, reflect, enhance, de-pixelate, add comedy paint brush effect... hmmmm... now we have the face of the murderer!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

Is that the guy from that "Pssst want to earn money after school?" ad?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

Too late to think about what you've done now, man.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

This made me laugh.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)

a good old traditional cockney bloodbath :D

Surprised nobody else did this :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

Best for tomorrow, hope you're fasting

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

thanks :)

meant to be fasting from midnight, but i'll have something to eat about 8, then nothing else

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

If they're shoving something in your stomach

then I very strongly recommend against that. I had a scan once and was told on the information sheet that I could have a bowl of clear soup at about 6AM before the scan (which was meant to be up the jacksy; the stomach one was two weeks later). I got to the place and the doctor was horrified because he was going to do the stomach scan that day, and even though it was only clear soup he apparently took special care.

Even for anything else I'd suggest it's not a good idea, it can fuck you up under the anaesthetic. Allegedly. Probably just makes you feel a bit more sick.

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boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

i know it can make you a bit sick

but i've been under general anaesthetic about 17 times so far, so i'm pretty good at timing!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Fair enough then :)

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boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

I never liked penguins that much.

The copious amount of penguin films, shows, etc have made me grow sick of the little bastards. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)

What about the magazine covers?

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tubaman, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

Aaargh, they're still horsey!!!

And I would have noticed that, if it hadn't been for the meddling bottle of gin.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

Ha ha ha ha! Brilliant! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)

Who DOESN'T love arses?

To be honest, I surprised corpses isn't a bindun. I know someone did hearses...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)

Why do your magazines still have pictures of horses on the front?

Are they horses corpses?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)

Because

www.b3ta.com/board/10569717

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

arses are wonderful

there's nothing i like better than seeing an arse that makes me want to sink my teeth into it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)

*makes mental note never to pull a mooney at Smash Monkey*

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

Also, "passion for arse riding"

Hahaha

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

Where do I sign up for a subscription?

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)

Click the thing in the top right that says "Subscribe to..."

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

This wasn't even funny in my head, I just had to get it out

I might even do an annoying theme tune for it too

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

Haha - I like how you kept my Frankenstein's monster silhouette for the homepage icon

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

ah crap! oh well :) I never said I loved perfect editing

have the I love Minimalism.mp3

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)

TOO MANY NOTES

Edit: How pathetic is it that I was actually hoping for an mp3 of you singing "I love minimalism..."?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

FUCK

I'll do it again

reflidded

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

Brilliant! Now make the website

plz

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)

I was hoping for a full orchestra with a nice vocal.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

♫ I love Minimalism ♪

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

this is too much

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

agreement

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

hahahah

music by cannibal corpse

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)

Inside the Mind of a Killer

Read more @ www.piecomic.com
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(dredgeups, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

The fact that he's house proud,

should go in his favour at the trial.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

yeah

i hate cleaning, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

Werewolves don't have this problem.

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

that's why I never trust people who live in squeaky-clean houses

...what are they hiding eh?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)

The pros use peroxide.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)

Yes Mu, we all know how prostitutes get their pubes so blonde.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)

Peroxide reacts with blood.

FFFZZZZZZZ no more evidence.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

I thought the blood just contained a catalyst...

(gtfomh, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)

Whatever. It goes FFFFFFFFFFFFZZZZ.

And the heat probably denatures the haemoglobin.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

The solution is to be a canibal serial killer

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

He's not unlocked the perk yet.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

Kill outdoors!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

made me laff :-)

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mozza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)

He's obviously not Walter White

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)

First thing I thought of when I saw this.

(engekomkommer, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)

i read down this post

looking for this comment haha

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Grundlebiscuit, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)

Kill people in their own homes. Problem solved.

(spinoza, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)

hahaha!

excellent.

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enceladus, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)

there was an acid bath killer that lost his arm pulling the plug out!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

thats my favourite dexter episode

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)

Ask Barry Scott

Neil Burgess should have got a BAFTA

www.imdb.com/name/nm1244209/

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)

I suspect this is

the real reason male serial killers team up with a woman.

(empty head, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)

Get the Rimmer Look.....

no reason

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)

SHHHEEEEEEE.......

SSHHHEEEEEE.....

SHEEEEEEGGGG....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

well that's an auto-unhorn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

Cor, does it work on rhinos? Elephants?

We could make a fortune in the humane ivory business.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)

it would still lead to poaching

which is bad

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)

No need to waste money on expensive bullets though.

Press a button... FLUMPH... de-horned rhino. Rhino's a bit surprised and wanders off... Poachers get horn, sell to chinese apocthecaries... everyone wins!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)

but the rhinos will get laughed at

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

Well, he does have a small physical presence

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

would:D

right in the smeg

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

me too

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)

Ozzy Osbourne, is that you?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)

funny you should say that

I put eyeliner on him and it wasn't Chris Barrie anymore

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

hahaha

good ol' red dwarf!

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FIEND, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)

hahaha

needs more pink gingham dress!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

Rimmel Flibble

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)

and then I'm going to have you

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

aww lully

and sorree for posting right over you there. :)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

haha awesome

Which software do you use and how do you make your animations, Herman?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

allllllllllrightythen.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)

Monkey-dove porn!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)

Checking for eggs?

Very nice

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)

cute!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)

I fear being put on a register for clicking 'I like this'. Clicked anyway :D

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FIEND, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

Is he collecting Maltesers?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)

previously : also, i'm currently looking for a bit of actionscript help

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connor, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)

is he swimming?

i hope he's swimming and not drowning.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)

I think someone's just drawn a face on a buoy

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

buoys do not have stalks and leaves

unless the RNLI have been lying through their teeth

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)

it's a south atlantic sea raddish

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

don't be silly, they're extinct

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

Nor do things that could swim or drown though...

And the RNLI are renowned for their tall tales of sea beasts

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

lying bastards!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

Lovely style

I know a little actionscript and will help if I can?

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Q4nobody, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

thanks

i'll gaz you

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connor, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

bob bob bobbing along

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)

on the bottom of the beautiful briny sea

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)

He is going to need a bigger boat!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)

this boat has not malfunctioned

is the boat being used in error, or for collecting south atlantic sea-radishes?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

What actionscriptery are you after? I'm no genius or anything but have done a fair few Flash stuffs in my time.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)

i always knew you were a Flasher

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

I work in the Genital Optic department as an administrator. I've never made any bones about that.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)

genital optics?

does that mean you're cockeyed?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)

I am from the West Country, so deformity is to be expected.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

Aaaah a lovely tranquil image

Thank you

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

Sorry to tread jack...

... but have I missed the image challeng vote, or is it just going to be MONSTER TRUCKS!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

nice monster truck

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10569618

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)

Ha ha ha... click the truck and vote.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

i voted

but the truck don't move:(

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)

Have this one then...

Moster Truck - No - Big Wheels and animated - Yes
~~this one~~ these three..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

Lovethis wooyay:D

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

.............................

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

Hahahaha

Woo to the flea:D

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)

subtle and lush all at once

(i love you) *click*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)

thank you

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connor, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)

Made me think of this...

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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)

0_0 that's a big pile

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)

It's a big woo!

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Chumps 👀, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)

It kind of looks like a big face too...with big lips.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

Oooh

Is it sexy-fun-hour on b3ta?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)

You mean it's not all day?

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)

Sometimes it's not sexy

And sometimes, not fun.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)

today has been so sexy*

I'm now spluffing sawdust

*slow

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)

Is that what my posts are called now?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)

Another tough day's yiffing.

Splendid as always

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)

heh heh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)

Geniouss!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)

How I see this picture is

the girl on the left has got her hand all slick and sticky with her own juices and has tricked the girl on the right into touching it. They're now a little bit stuck together and a whole lot wetter.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

tricks and treats

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)

Must. Have. Wank.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)

* Waits for it to animate

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)

you're more obsessesd with her than she is with him

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

cute girl ^__^

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)

How do you know Moggy is a girl?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)

In my mind she is.

And she cut her little girl-like finger.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

Mm, got a point there. Pun not intended.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

You gotta hand it to her...she's hard to nail.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

Mhmm, it looks like here, you've pur-paw-ted her as finally going off the boil.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

Don't be a knucklehead...She has us eating out of her palms.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

You have to admit, her tirades are quite humerus.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

She didn't do any real 'arm.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

it's tim1701

b3ta.com/board/10567029

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

Nah, it's me!

Wait a minute... why do you have that picture?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

cuz it's sexy

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)

Fair enough. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)

When in rome..

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)

HER PLAMS!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

i refuse to eat out of anyone's plams

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)

I hope someone posts a nice picture of plam trees now

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

it won't be me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)

plamless

sans plam :(

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

utterly devoid of plam

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)

(also I'm glad to see you're still alive)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)

Hahaha :D

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)

...and I'm spent

thanks all, see you tomorrow

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)

Hold on....This is for you...

Way better than any drab spring fashions!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)

Now he's gone, this is how Apple will go now.

I'll just drop this pearost for the Jobs' challenge
(And i forgot where I had uploaded it)

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Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

o__o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)

Erm

Well it was on a previous host that doesn't work anymore, and I thought I could add it to the challenge. Did I do anything wrong ?

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Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

nah...I'm just messing with you...carry on!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

oh, OK

*takes knife away from finger*

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Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)

There goes the humanity

German Zeppeline and all.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)

That is one obese cat

He;s been on the weapon's grade biscuits again

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

He's a dinosaur....a sabre-toothed fatcat, without the sabre teeth. *compo it*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

with cyborg sharks flying F15's this would be completely believable

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

It happened! ...Would I publish a lie?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

I want to see this film.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

Crikey!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)

Ha ha.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

Normality is resumed.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)

O_O

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

This makes me feel physically sick

I would hide it but I don't want to miss the rest of the thread!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)

just another silly atomic thread ;P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

powerpuff girls: the emo years

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

I would watch that.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

me too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

WoW

Always thanks!! XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

HA HA HA!!! :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

hah!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)

Haha awww XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

Oh Noes!

Why did the bunneh have to be deds! Poor bunneh. Poor bunnehs everywhere.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

u__u

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)

PUT THE BUNNEH BACK IN THE BOX

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

Keep digging for gold.

It's around here somewhere.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

Will she ever forgive Michael Ellis

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)

Never!...Did.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN JAM!

why is everything covered in jam?
Because, everything is covered in jam.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)

It's a long story.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)

O o

*fwaps*

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Muns, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

* Joins in

Can we use mine next?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)

happy go lucky fun time please

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)

nicely

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

Blimey, hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)

Don't worry...she's spent...you're safe.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

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