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# 'ningles all.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:51, archived)
# *runs fingers through glorious locks of man-hair*
fuck Jeff
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I have to say, growing one's fringe out like JimBob from Carter
gives one an enormous psychological advantage when dealing with a baldie
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:02, archived)
# a bugger in the wind though I expect?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Not at the moment
I've just had the back shaved down to a "number 1" so the velcro effect keeps it in place rather nicely
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# please tell me you also wear ragged loose jumpers
and have a dog with a neckerchief on a piece of string
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# No dog, but I do have a jumper so ragged and loose that I can fit two other people in it
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# "Crusty girl, crusty girl, say that you'll be mine
I love your rotten armpits, your body smeared with grime,
An aluminium ringpull will be our wedding ring, in a muddy pagan ritual, while choirs of crusties sing ... "

The Dishevellers
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Gah
Now I'm fantasising about stripy tights again

I wish they'd come back into fashion
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# mmm. yes!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# my mum told me number ones are at the front
and number twos at the back

I've been doing it wrong all these years
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I call it the reverse mullet
Business at the back, party at the front
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Pfft, poor Jeff.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:58, archived)
# And where's the new challenge?
I didn't spend a gruelling 15 minutes ballot stuffing via proxy for my votes to be ignored.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# New Challange
OTTERS IN SPACE!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05, archived)
# FROTTERS IN SPACE!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# SPOTTERS IN FRANCE!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)
# TROTTERS IN SPAIN!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
#
The best show!

Greetings from Serbia!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Hello Serbia!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Potters on a plane!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:28, archived)
# More like south wales!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# that's what I thought!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Silly Griffy
everyone knows Space Otters are called Spotters.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# and are in France
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# SPOTTERS IN FRANCE!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Can they be zombie otters?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# zot alors!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# ZOTTERS!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Awesome, I have a repost for that somewhere
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Everyday it's my pleasure to meet
the great league
of bald-headed men
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Jeff wants to put his winky up your botty bumbum!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Paranoid man
Shakes in the chemist-ah
Mid-30s
At the height of his powers
Puts head down when girls pass in street
etc
*puts 'The Infotainment Scan' on while waiting for the CMS select committee hearing to come on BBC Parliament - now that's living*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Nostalgia
Spangles
Late-mid 30s

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Stop eating all that chocolate
Eat salad instead
In fact, you're a half-wit
Glam Rick
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# The money
est sur le table
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# The palace of excess
leads to the palace of access
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)
# You
I do not like your tone
It has whingeing, ephemeral aspects
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# By gad! Verily!

This could go on all day, and we're only doing one album!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Time of the Volponians
Time of the wolverines

Yr not wrong, Waspy. Or Boxy. Lyrically, it's a child's treasure chest of wondrous delights, innit.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Sometime in the mid-90s
I saw the Fall in Edinburgh, they were only on for about 15 minutes before Smith stomped off because his mic wasn't turned up high enough. End of gig.
I ended up outside with a small group of people arguing with the tour manager - my arguments were entirely made up of Fall lyrics (although I was very very drunk and was probably making far less good a job of it than I remember!)

Meanwhile, my mate had crawled under the stage and ended up out back sharing a spliff with the band, Smith included.

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)
# brilliant
you've been gazzed (if that's the correct term. I don't know).
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# strangely (what else?) he mentions tone again on this new one (Greenway) on Ersatz GB
I decided to visit their room, where they had a pile of chairs piled behind the door
their tone was snotty and offensive
so I called them, people like that really get on my nerves
to relax I called my cat
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:40, archived)
# His 'autobiography' is ace; one of the funniest books I've ever read.
And certainly the least informative.
I was a prat to buy it in hardback the day it came out, though - it only takes an evening to read.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# ditto to all your lines there.
BTW do you know I run this website: The Story Of The Fall Every Fall song...ever.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I did know that but had forgotten
A timely rmeinder, thank you
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I didn't know.
I like the song-by-song commentary. It's like 'Revolution In The Head', only not like 'Revolution In The Head'.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)
# cheers
That reminds me - I must update it. I have a fabulous recording from Leeds of them covering 'Werewolves Of London'!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# AAA-OOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I had to wank off the cat
to feed the dog.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# oh!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
# it's a lyric from the new Fall LP
I was just joining in the Fall fun there.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Ah, not got the new one yet
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:32, archived)
# It's...ah
interesting.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# haha, they usually are-uh
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:11, archived)
# i died once from being bald headed, you insensitive bastard

tbh, being bald has many benefits, though i occasionally wish i had hair.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I know.
It was me that killed you.:P
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# bald is beautiful.. shaved my husbands head, back, ears, nose and hoo ha!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# put a sock on it
/hardtimesblog :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Yeehaw...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha brilliant.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Cheers me dears
:)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha
nice

edit/ have another clown joke

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)
# hahaa
hope his horse doesn't fall apart!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Good ol' Larson...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# haha! YES!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Looked at it, hoped it was going to be an "impossible" legged horse...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# You know what they say about a man with big shoes
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# tell us, Joliet!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# It's a bastard for him to buy new ones?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)
# /\
This :O)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Big socks
:D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)
# he's got big shoes
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)
# It's a bugger replacing him when he leaves a job
Big shoes to fill. But easy to follow in his footsteps.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck off Zeb!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# *buffs*


And yes I know Barry is a Sheene, nobody likes a smartarse ;)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Deffo a Charlie. This is smashing!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:55, archived)
# *munches croissant*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Marvellous sir!!!
Lovely start to the day :)
*Clicks*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:55, archived)
# hooray i'm a martin :D
excellent

clicks
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:55, archived)
# niceness. is barry sheene still alive?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:56, archived)
# no unfortunately not :(
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:59, archived)
# boo
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:00, archived)
# They can rebuild him
they have the technology
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:07, archived)
# and a silvery sixpence
:D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)
# i think they did that
several times
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)
# As a kid I was convinced he was a cyborg
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I used to have a Barry Sheen bike that you could make jump over stuff
He used to always fall off that too.

edit/ I'm spouting shite, I had an Evel Kneivel
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
# The most lying advert ever!
LIES!!!

youtu.be/an8eejlhadk

Though I love how he crashes and burns at the end. Very realistic
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Brilliant ending!
Turns out there were similar Barry Sheene toys, so now I don't know which I had.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# fucking cock balls cunt bastard minge shit
davros1488 2 months ago
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:16, archived)
# So what nationality is Mr Sheen then???
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:59, archived)
# FOrrins!
He was originally from Australia, although the Willie Rushton version was British... believe me I agonised over that
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:01, archived)
# i don't believe you
go agonise some more
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:03, archived)
# WHHHHYYYYYYY????..... enough?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)
# But you've depicted the British one and not the Aussie original
what were you saying about smartarses?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# This is a very very good point and I will counterthat thusly
*raspberries*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Touchè!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)
# he's clearly british
as british as slippers and bog roll
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:01, archived)
# As British as Prawns on the barbie and tinnies.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:02, archived)
# look at him though
he's got his RAF moustache and everything
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:03, archived)
# and what other nations use a numerical system
based on umpteens??

eh? eh?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:05, archived)
# americans i think
umpteen originates from WW1, but I can't find a specific reference as to whether it is british or american slang
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# umpteen is derived from umpty
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Polish
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:07, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:11, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!!!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:06, archived)
# I'm lost
I'm British but neither smug nor speedy. Although I did grow up near East Sheen so I guess that makes me a smug bastard!
Where's my croissant??
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Pass the pinot old boy!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Swap it for a croissant?
I'm losing this smug grin.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Sheenius!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# *instaclick*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Nice :)
Needs more Martin Sheen though...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Que? He's bottom left... unless there is another one?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)
# It's early, I'm an idiot, ergo:
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:01, archived)
# This makes perfect sense.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I am Michael Sheen
This has come as a bit of a surprise, as I am also from Port Talbot
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Do you have a mouth?
Yes
You are Mister Sheen
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# hahahaha
*clickies*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
# :D :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)
#
there seems to be something wrong with "how many things can you clean?". i can only pick umpteen. or is the idea to leave it blank supposed to stand for "none" so there is just nothing? this is really confusing and seems wrong. you always need at least two options.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Damn your eyes!
Edit/ fixed!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# down with this sort of thing
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:39, archived)
# hahaha love it.
but what porpoise does it serve?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:47, archived)
# awww
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:51, archived)
# aaawwww ... :'(
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Careful now
:O(
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:21, archived)
# haha :)
poor little dolpin
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)
# And fuck off to you too, letter "H"!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:35, archived)
# :(
Poor dolphin, I'll give it a hug and a cup of tea :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Yaki-da!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# anyone else feel like this?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Yes....
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Yes.....
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:35, archived)
# very woo
but i really think it's time for you to find a new job
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:36, archived)
# I used to....
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Yes. Constantly. And that's why I'm changing career.
I'd love to do this to my boss.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Yes....
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:55, archived)
# W/Y/H
that's outstanding
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:02, archived)
# nicely animated
but I feel an opportunity was lost with regard to that teacup :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
#
agreed
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# ha ha!
you are some sort of uber genius :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Lawl!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)
# I will do soon
in approximately 20 minutes!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
# If B3ta had an "I love this" button
I would use it most liberally on this image
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:21, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Quite
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Top knotch!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# now pee
on him
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Oh yes!
Last time I worked in an office, the woman who sat next to me kept going on about stuff she'd read in the Daily mail and the boss kept texting me while I was at home having my tea to ask me to pop back into work and look summat up for him on the computer.

So I quit and will never work in an office again.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Yes...
Also very effective when using a model M keyboard
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# hahahaha
Have you been playing Whack your boss? whackyourboss.com
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# definitely
especially after the micromanaging cunt has been stood behind me for the last hour talking bollocks
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# ha
I definitely think some of you guys must have the same boss as me.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)
# yep
Only problem is I'm my own boss...

ps that's lovely!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Hell yeah.
Before going self employed.
Been there, done similar then walked out.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Yes.
See signature.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# \o/-YES!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# You must have been really upset.
You didn't drink your coffee.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:58, archived)
# 10/10
For 11/10 make him come back to finish his tea.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)
# later:
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# every moment of every working day
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Yes.
Except sometimes I'm the boss.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# yep!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)
# My boss just told me I should finish my PhD in a years time
I've been doing it for 6 years already.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Pull your bloody finger out then!!!
Was his comment more like "You'll finish your PhD in a year.......if you're lucky, you lazy cunt!"
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# No it was not...
it was more like "Cryogenic characterization of a P450 enzyme isn't all that hard now is it...you lazy cunt"
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# reminds me of this....
(, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# This is why you should always give your employees a mouse with their computer
(, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Now with less butter-churn...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Don't fret about it
In fact, it gives you a solid foundation in diplomacy. Teaches you how to hold down accord.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
actuaLOL's
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)
# ...
. . .

Spang!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:21, archived)
# hmmmmmmm
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Yesterday was international day of the fail as far as requests go...
'addickted' started the ball rolling with three of yesterdays birthdays and then 'Eduard Khil's Haircut' requested one for tomorrow?
Anyway, 'Drunken Miss Hopeless' finally got a correct one with Ann Reinking and I have added Roy (something about a boat) Scheider and Brittany Murphy.


^ Her eyes scare the fuck out of me
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:36, archived)
# Christ, those are scary eyes.
Vincent Schiavelli, tomorrow. Cheers.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:26, archived)
# she looks like ozzy
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Had I know it was
Ennio Morricone's birthday today, I would have requested Ennio Morricone.

But I didn't

So I didn't

And he never wears stripes
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Joe, you just didn't look hard enough.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Would you believe me if I told you that was photoshopped?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)
# ^ Win!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Right I think I've got the hang of this game now...?
So we basically choose any celebrity names randomly at will and hope their birthday falls on the following day?

In that case, I'm gonna take a punt at Calista 'you need to scoff a few caykes' Flockhart and Demi 'you've given me a semi' Moore.

If neither of these win then fuck it, just draw the bird out of Battle of the Planets and an umbrella.

Fanks!

P.s Brittany Murphy looks very woo.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. you got it!!!
I will see what I can do...

* Also, Anns eyes are still giving me teh fear!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# DARE YE stare into the eyes of Ann Reinking?!
Robert Ryan for tomorry please
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# traversing the cut presented the elephants with a problem...
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:49, archived)
# fooking fantastic
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:50, archived)
# Excellent.
All of the cut will be traversed by it been a elephant.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:57, archived)
# hahaha
perfectly put
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:59, archived)
# never forget!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:58, archived)
# heehhehaha
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:13, archived)
# That's what you get
For having no fingers to hold on to the rope
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:15, archived)
# but...
Why don't they simply get out of the other side of the river, when they have fallen in?

Oh never mind.. have a Woo!

* EDIT: Some thing about all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:37, archived)
# WYH
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:39, archived)
# woo....this looks fun!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:04, archived)
# i do love your stuff
but it does tend to make me feel inadequate :(
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:17, archived)
# What a lovely way to start the morning!
Love the attention to detail - the little leg wobble as he floats downstream....
WYH!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn, you and your animation magic!


OOPS. It's huge. FUCK. It didn't look that way when I was workingon it. ARGH!



(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:21, archived)
# BLACK SPACE PARTY!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:55, archived)
# WAAAAGH

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:48, archived)
# King of the swingers
man!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)
# That's lovely :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)
# They were told never to cross the streams...it would be bad
and they never forgot it
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Fucking Woo :DD
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:46, archived)
# ...but can it beat up a hooker
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:51, archived)
# Not only that Pedro
it can mop up afterwards.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:01, archived)
# TJ?
Well, he's 80 so quite likely, yes.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:34, archived)
# Shatwow!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:23, archived)
# Yes that's still gold
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:40, archived)
# The choice of those 80s dancing clips is inspired.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:56, archived)
# In partnership with
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:41, archived)
# slap ban
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:54, archived)
# slam the banhammer dowwwwn
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:38, archived)
# I want one
Don't believe i recognise the headon part though
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:40, archived)
# Lucky bastard.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:45, archived)
# greetings, fagets
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:46, archived)
# SLAM CHOP CRAPPY CHOP
!!!!!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:42, archived)
# absorbs all fuck
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:54, archived)
# I've just bought a truckload for the office
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:11, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:54, archived)
# Top flannage
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:57, archived)
# Aww :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Stop having a boring fuck
Stop having a boring life
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:22, archived)
# damn right
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)
# LAST DOMO IN PARIS
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:21, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:22, archived)
# he'd be up like a light
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:39, archived)
# burnt weedabix!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# yuck
it's bad enough unburnt
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:54, archived)
# Wheetabix is the good of the gods!
Full fat milk and too much sugar for a mushy sweet mess,
Yummy
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:11, archived)
# no!!!!
you have to eat them after 10 seconds of the milk being poured, but within 30 seconds so they absorb some milk, but don't get soggy
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:17, archived)
# or break them up and mix with yogurt rather than milk
so they don't absorb the liquid as quickly
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Yogurt? You sick sick man!
Yogurt should only be eaten in corners.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:33, archived)
# I find it hard to spoon the yogurt out of the corners
Please, share your technique
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:40, archived)
# Eat with spoon till its pricking up the last of the yogurt.
place spoon down,
run finger round the yoghurt pot,
suck finger!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:24, archived)
# Also, it's the addition of the 'h' to the yogurt
I knew you couldn't resist indefinitely
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:03, archived)
# they're like cardboard
and soggy cardboard when milk is added
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:31, archived)
# Lurpack or Anchor?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:37, archived)
# kerrygold
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:40, archived)
# irish?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# it is
i am
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# ah, where abouts?
i had you down as a merkin, what with you being a gay shifter
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:54, archived)
# dublin :)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:55, archived)
# oh, right
half of my family live in dublin. actually, i think half of dublin is my family (my grandad was one of 21 children)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:01, archived)
# TWENTY ONE???????????
Wow they need to get a tv or the internets going on there!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:03, archived)
# and time travel?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Go back, shoot his mum and see if you dissapere.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:11, archived)
# holy crap
i'm from a large family myself, that's impressive.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:12, archived)
# Stork.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:02, archived)
# stork on toast
lovely
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:12, archived)
# being de-Flora'd
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:57, archived)
# nicely!
*clicks*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
# cheers
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# finna bust
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:00, archived)
# WHOA
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:47, archived)
# hahahaha !!!!!!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 5:56, archived)
# i recognise that expression on the female well LOL
woo etc...and clicks
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:21, archived)
# Is this dress suitable for middle-aged women?

I will be the first time to visit my boyfriend's parents,
I want to buy one such clothes to his mother, looks very stylish, very sexy
dig.la/asE
I do not know
Is this dress suitable for middle-aged women?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:15, archived)
# i would appear to be distrustful of clicking on this
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:17, archived)
# yes... but it depends on what size you are... have your hair and makeup done if you really wnat to make a good impression
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:20, archived)
# grrr.. i just doing some trolling on facebook and now the thread's been deleted.
your thread made me think of it and therefore you are to blame.
you are a cunt
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:33, archived)
# What the hell is it with all the spammers recently?
Who let internet twunts in?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:38, archived)
# Give it to your sister instead
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:50, archived)
# How do you type this stuff with your fist so far up your sister?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:53, archived)
#
I heard that everbuying.com employ convicted child rapists to do their internet marketing.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:58, archived)
# It’s 72 degrees, zero chance of rain
It’s been a perfect day
We’re all spinning on our heels, so far away from real
In California
We watched the sunset from our car, we all took it in
And by the time that it was dark, you and me had something, yeah!
And if this is what we’ve got, then what we’ve got is gold
We’re shining bright and I want you, I want you to know
The morning’s on it’s way, our friends all say goodbye
There’s nowhere else to go, I hope that you’ll stay the night
We’ve been singing Billie Jean
Mixin’ vodka with caffeine
We’ve got strangers stopping by
And though you’re out of tune
Girl you blow my mind, you do
And I’ll say I don’t wanna say good night
There’s no quiet corner to get to know each other
And there’s no hurry I’m a patient man
Is your discover
Cause if this is what we’ve got, then what we’ve got is gold
We’re shining bright and I want you, I want you to know
The morning’s on it’s way, our friends all say goodbye
There’s nowhere else to go, I hope that you’ll stay the night
Just like the song on our radio set
We’ll share the shelter of my single bed
But it’s a different tune that’s stuck in my head
And it goes…
If this is what we’ve got, then what we’ve got is gold
We’re shining bright and I want you, I want you to know
The morning’s on it’s way, our friends all say goodbye
There’s nowhere else to go, I hope that you’ll stay the night
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:18, archived)
# i've clearly done or said someting to offend james blunt
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 4:45, archived)
# You want b3ta.com/dressadvisor
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:28, archived)
# fill up the enquiries on his website with shit
it's the only way they'll learn
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I sincerely love all of you sick fuckers.


I don't post much, but I read and enjoy plenty of B3tan goodness, and you people have seriously dented my brain. I was just innocently shopping online for jewelry, and the above image made me shriek. It's actually a dangly earring displayed hanging on a vase or some such thing.

If you look closely, you can even see the hands. Excellent.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:28, archived)
# If it hasn't been 'shopped, I fear that Vimod may strike soon.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:38, archived)
# *re-lurks*
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:39, archived)
# fu-hu-hu-huuuuuuuck!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:15, archived)
# Good find.
Here's the missing spare part for your toolkit. I cut 'em out (not very well, but hey ho) so others don't have to.

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:55, archived)
# whatchu use to cut 'em out wiv, an 'ammer?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Close, but no cigar.
Used the laptop fingerpad thingy.
It's the reason why I don't do many pix these days.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:49, archived)
# Iv'e often been tempted to do things with that pic.
But the idea of zooming in to cut the hands out knocked me bandy!!

Cheers.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:00, archived)
#
kinda was thinking of something different!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:59, archived)
# I thought it looked more like a lego lady vagina.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:01, archived)
# Oh! Oh dear.
I see it now, too. Yes.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Now I wanna see the male version to see how they fit.
Wonder if it will have "LEGO" wrote on the tip........
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Getting in an early one....

Run he's got a board with a nail in it!
Quick and dirty.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)
# RIS?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:38, archived)
# It's from Call Of Duty...
There is a zombie mode where you have to survive wave after wave of zombies,
When you get enough points you can upgrade your weapon.... Normally a gun, or ray gun, or wonderwaffe thing (kind of a big tazer)
there is no plank of wood, but its a plain plank, then when it's upgraded it has nails in it!
Buy a ps3!

Upgraded wonderwaffe
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:49, archived)
# pfft
ps3
n xbox
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:59, archived)
# You know what I agree.
The playstation controllers give me terrible RSI in my wrists, the xbox controller I can play for hours and not get the pain.
But my xbox live has ran out and most of my friends are on playstation network. :-( is there a way to mod an xbox controller to work with the ps3? that would be heaven!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:03, archived)
# i do belive there is
one of the reasons i didn't get a ps is the controller.
anyway, even if there is, you're still stuck with the shitty ps network ;)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:15, archived)
# It does act up all the time.
EA games are shocking on it, you drop connection about 1 in 3 games.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:23, archived)
# that's just ea games, to be fair.
bf3 isn't too bad, in fact when it works i've never had such a good connection to a game. there's very little GRRR... WTF!!!! moments in comparison to cod.
i often play bf3 on euro or W usa servers and get a better game then i do when connected to a local cod game in australia.
www.amazon.co.uk/PowerA-Pro-Elite-Wireless-Controller/dp/B003V4AK8E
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:27, archived)
# BF3 was anightmare, got it on day of release and it dropped connection during most of the games.
I try to stay away from EA games because the servers suck, MW3 is excellent but i'm finding it migrates the host a lot and just tonight I was playing with my brother in law on the same ps3 and it completely crashed the ps3 during a massive battle, to be fair the entire team was on screen chasing a guy with armour on so it was pure carnage, But U had to get UP and reset the damned thing!!!!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:35, archived)
# they seem to have sorted bf servers out now
though there can be a lack of hardcore servers from time to time.
mw3 keeps stalling my xbox so it stutters in the menus, meaning i have to reset it.
thankfully bill thought of this an enabled the controller to turn the xbox off and on again ;)
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Yeah, the PS3 does that too,
But the freezes on MW3 have had me getting up, and with the slim console there is no on.off switch so you have to yank the power cable out! :-(
Cinevita is a pet hate too, but it's easily bypassed using tversitys transcode feature.

Right, off to bed, i'll be on my iPad from now on so I won't waffle as much, gonna watch that 11/11/11/11/11 movie thing.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:43, archived)
# fecking cinevita!
30 minuites or less I've settled on.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:00, archived)
# i do not know what this means
i have no response to this
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:02, archived)
# Cinevita is a copy protection on blu rays and consoles.
There is an inaudible audio track played In cinemas that causes the player to stop and shout at you!
I was gonna watch 11/11/11 but it kicked off at me, even transcoding through tversity....

So now I'm watching 30 minutes or less, a shitty bank robbery comedy,... Harumoh,
I should really be asleep it's 3am!
I've had terrible insomnia since we put the dog to sleep. :-(
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:09, archived)
# I invented the self-'woo'-ing post
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:31, archived)
# So you did!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:33, archived)
# cookie monster? :P
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:35, archived)
# that's good enough for me!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:16, archived)
# & YAY!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:46, archived)
# hi cock4lorum
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Woo you say?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:53, archived)
# SEINS!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Woo!
That's amazing! have a click!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:15, archived)
# I just, umm, it's just a generated image but...
hmmmm :D
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 1:16, archived)
#
very nice!

Edit: if sims was like this i would play! :P
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:09, archived)
# i'm pretty sure i haven't already posted this


i've no idea what i was thinking
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:06, archived)
# i'm sure you haven't
I can recall every time something on the internet has caused me to crap in my pants.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)
# I knew they had started remaking everything...
but I hadn't realised they had started remaking kids programmes!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Hmm, rainbow, zip for a mouth, fuck,
you have suppressed fantasies of fucking Zippy off of Rainbow!?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# I think I might have seen this before
or it could have been part of a fever dream I had.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:58, archived)
# What the world was waiting for.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 2:52, archived)
# FlanFlan-FlaFlan FlaFlaFla-FlanFlan Fla-Fla-Flan Fla-Fla-Flan FlaFla-FlaFla-FlanFlan
also - Flando Smoothy!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Sorry, but I never forget a flan
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Image challenge vote
This week's foursome are:

1. If trolls were real - photoshop trolling of real world events. Troll the olympics. Troll parliament. Troll your mum. Etc.
2. One-word challenge - Circus
3. Zombie Protection - show how you'd save yourself from zombies - the gadgets, the weapons, and so on.
4. Colour in the Lizard (old school challenge, you know the one)

And the vote:

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:13, archived)
# There seems to be no option for Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt.
Why not?
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)
# REAL POLL
Who should give Janet Aylia the dicking she so sorely needs?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# looks lads, a laughs a laugh and i'm as game as anyone, but janice just ent my type, leave me out of it yeah?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Totally voting for you
I mean me
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
# oh man sashas never gonna fiddle with me diddle now
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Either 2 or 3 please.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Actual trolls would be fun. But an internet troll? It'll be a week of compo'd pictureless threads.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Also, you know how easy it is to stuff those poll things don't you?
Zombies just shot down from a huge lead.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Are they not click weighted?
*First* with no votes for anything else, but presumably a vote for something else would bring them both to 50%
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)
# oh hai!
maybe it's just because zombies are shit*

*actually I voted on zombies
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:09, archived)
# I am going to colour in the lizard anyway
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:19, archived)
# what an original euphamism!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:20, archived)
# lizzerd pleze
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)
#
what of is this lizzerd?
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:25, archived)
# lizzerd are my
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Maybe its tail had just regrow?
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:45, archived)
# captain he is all time "zig"
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Proretection is important
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:23, archived)
# my prorection has gone a bit soft
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Portection, get it right...
¬_¬
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:26, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Little known- zombies can still get prorection.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:41, archived)
# What about scrotums?
I don't want to shop them, I'm just asking.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:30, archived)
# rotating testes
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Between the legs, near the prorection.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Thank fuck for that..
I thought I had developed bingo wings in a weird new place.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:00, archived)
# I voted for zombie troll lizards from the circus.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Not again.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Whatever prorection is, I want it. So I voted. I hope this election isn't rigged.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:39, archived)
# I've lost count how many times I've voted.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:42, archived)
# You can't cheat! You'll only hurt yourself.
With the added bonus of winning.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:57, archived)
# tor seems to work
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)
# I haven't voted, but I will say this.
I like tins.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:42, archived)
# i thought you would
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:01, archived)
# I'm not voting either
I always hate what gets chosen anyway!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Prorection [pro-rek-shun] (noun)
A useless half-erection you get when something isn't quite erotic enough for a full throb-on
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)
#
A useless half-erection you get when something isn't quite erotic enough for a full throb-on

Someone who uses their (erect) penis in their chosen profession.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)
# favouring erections
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Yeah, well...it's Van Damme baby. And I'm damn delicious!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Zombies? Grrr!!!!

(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Cellar-Harrison is watching u masturbate
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# smuggling himself?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Well, fuck it. It was worth a try.

or, possibly a bit more.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:10, archived)
# that's my new desktop background right there
:D
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Most kind!
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)
# That is lovely
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Cheers!
:)
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)
# What is it? Where is it? Is it real?
Awesome pic in any case.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Not real, but thanks!
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:37, archived)
# oh man
i just clicked for bigger, and googled for a kid making sandcastles to shop into it
but it's late and i've had half a bottle of port
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:27, archived)
# *hic*
:)
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:38, archived)
# About fucking time!
;) I needed a new desktop wp

*clicks*
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Much Appreciated!
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I bet it would be really bracing to take a poop outdoors in this environment
I don't know why I'm thinking this.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:44, archived)
# You need a shit?
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)
# not right now
but when I get to my destination I'll have brewed up a juicy one.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Ah juicy ones, the best kind of shit.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:49, archived)
#
First attempt at posting and all that. Sod it, I'll stick to lurking - it's safer!
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:08, archived)
# or you could post some pictures
:) we like pictures

(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I have to say, what an ostentatiously dressed fuck
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:45, archived)
# "Post new message" if you've got a pic
If not, put it in a reply. And put links on the /links board, up there ^.

That's all you need to remember
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Does this qualify as a flounce?
Maybe a semi-flounce?
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Now you have upset my Penguin.
THANKS A LOT.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:20, archived)
# I recognise that fox.

hang on...
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)
# I recognise that arse.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)
# He's just a penguin.
Don't pick on him.
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)
# His tongue!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Penguins have arses like fingerprints,
No two are the same.
I've checked.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)
# You fingered a penguin's fingerprinted arse?
How rare!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Not fingered,
Just inked.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:41, archived)
# yes yes yes


but it's not as much fun :)
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:23, archived)
# is she dead yet?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 0:41, archived)
# hmmm that reminds me..
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] fund the jobcentre to train pandas


& they'll help themselves
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:07, archived)
# nicely!
w/y/h
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Pandas are cool
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 23:55, archived)

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